Author has written 6 stories for Sisters Grimm.
I first would like to tell you something you can't share with anyone. I'm really a secret agent. Why am I telling you this? Because you don't believe me. Admit it. You think I'm kidding don't you? Well, I'm not! But you still don't believe me. That proves how amazing I am at my job! He-he, I'm totally kidding, (like you didn't know) but I will tell you some things about me.
I LOVE JESUS!! (so yes, I'm a Christian.)
I love to write. (obviously. No, I made a FanFic account because I HATE LITERATURE!)
I have to drink Earl Gray tea with sugar and cream every morning. When I don't... I'm scary.
I have the average amount of body parts (give or take a few).
I LOVE to read.
I love manga.
I love Jappenese food.
I love Korean food.
I love Thai food.
I love German food.
I love... well food in general.
I love comic books!
And I'm lazy.
Yup, pretty much me in a nutshell.
I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
When I have a kid I want his/her first word to be "BRAINS!" Then, until they learn another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.
THERE IS NO TEAM EDWARD. THERE IS NO TEAM JACOB. THERE IS NO TEAM GALE NOR IS THERE TEAM PEETA. THERE IS ONLY "TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone thinks I'm crazy. They say, "You take this Jesus thing too seriously." Well I don't know, but Christ took me pretty seriously when He died for me on the Cross.
If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile
"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain"
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.
Sometimes --when I'm feeling dangerous --I go to a bookstore, grab a book, and read the whole thing in the cafe area REGARDLESS of the signs.
For some reason it irritates me when people say, "What, are you chicken?"
On Halloween I'm going to dress up as Christopher Columbus. When kids show up at my house I'll take all their candy and then sneeze on them.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
I wish I could sleep but my stupid ADHD kicks in and… well basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm, HEEEEY MACARENA!
IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR KODAK MOMENTS AND FOUND IT MISSING, HERE'S WHY:
So there's this thing called plagiarism. It's when you steal someone else's work and call it your own. Plagiarism is despicable, and I've always had little respect for those who do it. Even so, I committed plagiarism. Yeah, I know, it's terrible. When my friend first proposed the idea for the story, she gave me a list of words and told me to write off of them. She even gave me a few "examples" with them so I'd get the feel of it. It was only supposed to be an exercise, but I liked the finished product so much I asked if I could post it to this site. I kept a few of her examples, but I did write most of them myself. However, my FRIEND didn't write those "examples". A different writer on this site did. Her story is called "Snippets" and it's from the Mortal Instruments site. If you go check it out, you may find it familiar. (you should check it out because it's honestly better than anything I ever wrote) I just found out about this infraction recently, and I immediately took the story down. It was wrong for me to mix my work with someone else's in the first place - finding out that it was stolen work to begin with just drove that point home.
And I'm really sorry about all of this.
... In other news, I WILL be writing a story soon (my own story from my own head) but I've recently started getting an education so college sucks up my writing time with essays and studying. At any rate, my goal for the new year is to write and finish this story, that way I can put it up from start to finish with no terribly long breaks. :)
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