Belamancer
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Joined 06-11-02, id: 227223, Profile Updated: 09-27-08
Author has written 15 stories for Red Dwarf, X-Men: The Movie, Matrix, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Doctor Who, Discworld, and Life on Mars.

I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to enjoy it.

If you want to know more about me, feel free to check out my LJ account (username is Antimorph). I always look at people who randomly friend me, because I'm nice that way.

Ficwise I've matured a bit in the many years since I started writing. Most of the stuff that's up here won't get finished, because I no longer feel the urge to write about angsty teens. Some of the stuff may/possibly/probably be updated - currently, active fandoms include:

Nochnoi Dozor (and the rest of the Night Watch series, books and film)

Discworld

Doctor Who (Working on stuff right now!)

Life on Mars (Ditto!)

Heroes (Currently behind everyone else because the UK shows them half a series behind)

The Dresden Files - TV

Stargate Atlantis (Working on stuff right now!)

Torchwood (Trying to work up the courage/vocab to write a fic with Jack in it)

Harry Potter (I have one HELL of a good idea)

You may notice that few of these so-called "active fandoms" actually have fic posted by me. I'm still working on it, because I now have this urge to finish stuff before I post it. It helps me avoid all the pissed off reviews saying "Hey, where's my chapter/sequel/more please?"

N.B. A note on flaming. Saying "You've made a lot of spelling mistakes for e.g. wierd, recieved etc, and I think you need to work on your characterisation more as I didn't get a feel for the main character at all" Is not a flame. Saying "Oh, your grammar is atrocious for e.g. you used the word "your" when you meant "you're", your spelling leaves much to be desired and your abuse of the common comma makes my eyes bleed" is not a flame. Saying "you suck and your stories suck too" is a flame. Honest criticism is a wonderful thing, and not to be confused with acting like a tw@.

I sense a crossover in the making - Night Watch vs Harry Potter? Another Life on Mars vs Doctor Who? Or maybe just Everything vs Everything else.

Are you looking for a beta? Because I'm looking for a way to improve my criticism skills.

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Enlightenment by mrs-alan-rickman3 reviews
NEW CHAPTER UP AFTER 7 YEARS! - Metatron questions his role as an angel, especially where an expectant Bethany is concerned. With a VERY important child on the way, Bethany is ever aware of being alone. Metatron is made her Grigori, & with good reason: Azrael is on a mission. And he's not going back to Hell alone. The whole crew is back!
Dogma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Bethany, Metatron, Serendipity, Jay
Mad Destiny by CosmicGirl22 reviews
An 18 year old girl finds her destiny. Is a OFC/Toad romance..Chap 16 up! has become more of a Toad/Ofc/Pyro love triangle....
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,563 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2002 - Toad
What About Bob? by StolenDreamer reviews
[Dresden Files][slash][HB]Inspired by ep.6 of the T.V. show episode What About Bob?... Harry's sick of his bastard uncle's talk of bloodlines and desperately wants to get even with Bob for his 'lights out' experience. Question is... will he get the chance?
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - H. Dresden, Bob
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions by Anakin McFly reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
The Unexpected by Alexandra Spar reviews
My first actual Discworld fic. Ankh-Morpork has survived fire, civil war, really bad movies, and the leaflet campaigns of Reg Shoe; what happens when an opportunistic and outgoing microbe decides to throw itself into the mix?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2002
Understanding by Drucilla reviews
If you stare persistently into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back into you.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 116,023 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Smith, A.
First Dance by Zela reviews
Sam Jr. goes to a ball and adventures ensue. Small core of slashiness. CHAPTER 6 UP! Will Sam follow his heart? Or his head? What are his options? Have I stopped changing summary? NO!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003
The Hecate Cycle by oqidaun reviews
The sequel to "The Ghost in the Machine". More overblown allusions and erudite symbolism than you can shake a stick at... INCOMPLETE.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Smith, A.
Go Fetch by JWWells reviews
In Uberwald, they say that to see a Double-Shade is to see the face of Death. In Lancre, they say that a doomed soul may see an image of himself in the night - a Fetch. Havelock Vetinari - meet Havelock Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Vetinari
Prototype by Narsus reviews
A model for the perfect Agent.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
Here's To You by Joon reviews
Life after near death proves to be difficult for Crowley (Sequel to Earthly Possessions)--FINISHED! *3/31*
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,344 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
In The Blood by samvimes reviews
An accident in Uberwald finally catches up with Vimes. Werewolves! Physicists! Crosswords! Nakedness! Dr. Sluice!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
The Death of a Duke by Canis Vimes reviews
Vimes is murdered, but death is confused as to why he isn't technically dead. *FINALLY chapter FIVE.* V. sorry I've taken so long, to those of you who care!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
The Black Knight by Mercator reviews
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Perspective by Siachi reviews
An Elf finds Hobbits really can cause problems, as a bunch of misfits struggle to survive at the edge of civilisation.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2002 - Published: 10/16/2002
Project Hybrid by Duskburn reviews
LOTR/MATRIX Xover challenge! Chs. 1-5 up now, 6 soon. Ch. 5 The One meets Zero and we see some Smith angst as he is given the choice to learn The Truth. Wet Neo, mmm!
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Smith, A.
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Ray's Revenge reviews
Set during S1. Ray dislikes Gene's sense of humour almost as much as he dislikes Sam. Rated for language and the existence but not misuse! of handcuffs.Originally posted ages ago on Life in 1972
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Life in 1986 reviews
Snapshot. Gene and the rest of Manchester CID stake out the Hacienda, and the world changes. Rated for language, possibly.Originally posted on Life in 1972 just before the end of S2.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Dancing on Your Own reviews
After Rose is taken away, but before he says goodbye, Doctor Ten goes to the pub. Ficlet.Originally posted in the Timeslipping LJ comm. Spoilers up to and including Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
MegaTokyo vs The Matrix: So Totally Fscked reviews
Xover with the webcomic MegaTokyo. What happens when Largo's reality collides with that of Ed and Dom? Why are Ed and Dom so indestructable? And why, oh why, has Piro locked himself in a cupboard? Rating for later chapters, maybe.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Smith, A.
Wrong Time, Wrong Place reviews
Life on Mars crossover. Gene has questions that Jack can't answer, the Doctor has answers to the questions that Sam can't bring himself to ask, and Rose has a crush on Chris. Rating for language and innuendo only Chapter 2 UP NOW!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Morning After reviews
Rose wakes up on holiday. Amusing little ficlet that mutated. No real spoilers, no nuthin except implications. It started off as harmless fun, but now it's gotten serious...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Fear of Falling reviews
What if Smith didn't quite make it back in one piece? When he accidentally becomes entangled with his host's personality things can only get stranger. NEW CHAPTTER UP! After only three years of nothing!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Neo, Smith, A.
Beware of the Random mkII
Now with added plot! Yes, the gibberish has returned!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005
The Calling of the Dead reviews
When Harry starts to hear voices even his friends think he's cracking up, but it's far worse than that...Set after HBP major spoilers and more interesting stuff to come. New chapter up! Huzzah!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and T'internet reviews
Just a bit of almost harmless fun. Hogwarts gets the internet, and Harry and his classmates use it. Rated for implications and swearing. No sploilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P.
What a guy reviews
A Red Dwarfdiscworldhitchhikergod knows what crossover. Fifth chapter now up, and some old friends come to visit.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Rimmer, A.
Absolutely No reason Why reviews
I'm not entirely sure where this is going, but the getting there should be fun... I'd appreciate any advice or ideas. NEW CHAPTER. ANd yes, here we go, see if you can figure out what's going on...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Smith, A.
The Boy Who Wouldn't Die reviews
Sick of Harry Potter and his apparent immortality? Annoyed by the ever continuous stream of fanfics singing his praise? If so, then this fic might just be for you. On hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Harry P.
Paternity leave reviews
Even an illegitimate daughter of a supernatural being has to go through puberty. : Don't worry, I will finish this eventually!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2002
Now I Know Why reviews
Six thousand miles is a long long way from home. On hold untill after my exams.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Toad
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