Author has written 26 stories for Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, Glee, Hotel Transylvania, Toy Story, Corpse Bride, and Lord of the Rings.
KINO DAS BANG BANG BOOM BOOM 1970 GJONG-HAI ICH HABE DIESE JACKE BENKOMMEN 2004
Oh! Hi, humans! :D My name is Megan Walsh, but you can call me Megsie, and I'm a seventeen year old from England who loves to dance, act and write (and I would love to sing, but I'm shit at it). Maybe one day some of my writing will be published professionally, but hey, who knows?
My Professional Website
R.I.P: Cory Monteith (1982-2013), Raul Julia (1940-1994), Robin Williams (1951-2014)
And R.I.P. Christopher Lee(1922-2015). A true legend who brought the role of Saruman in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit to life :'( You will be missed.
Name: Nicolas (my nickname for him is Nic)
Settled form: black-footed ferret [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X]
Personality: Nicolas is such a worrier sometimes, I swear! He can be a bit of a nag sometimes (Nicolas: I am not!) but it's only because he knows that I've got a bad temper that'll probably get me into trouble or because I haven't done something I should have (or vice-versa). (Nicolas: Damn right! You'd be screwed without me, Megan!). He's very protective over me though, even if he knows I'm in the wrong: he starts hissing when he's mad or in a protective mood. Like a ferret, he's very vocal (especially with me): he talks to me by usually whispering in my ear while he's perched on my shoulder or when we're in bed trying to sleep. (Nicolas: Hey, I don't talk nearly as much as you do!) He's a good companion though: when I'm down he's always there to cheer me up with a joke or kind words.
One thing I will say is that his settled form greatly reflects how I have grown over the past five or six years: when I was younger he was mostly a mouse (changing but still a mouse most of the time) which represented how shy I was and nervous. Now, however, I'm slightly more vocal and willing to explore things - oh, and somewhat nocturnal. I end up falling asleep during the day but waking up periodically throughout the night. I like that his form reflects how I've grown confidence now - only somewhat, mind you, but still. (Nicolas: Even though it means I can't hide in your pocket and whisper answers to exams to you anymore? Me: Yes, even though you don't do that anymore.)
Daemon Quotes from Nicolas:
Teacher from Student Reception at school: Your appointment finishes at 2:30 - you can still come in for the last half an hour, you have no excuse.
Nicolas: Yes, because of course the appointment will start and end perfectly on time, and we can just magically appear in school the second it's over without having to consider walking times or traffic.
Me: I'm going to be alone forever.
Nicolas: What am I, a next door neighbour?
Nicolas: I love you, but you're the biggest pain in the arse ever.
Nicolas: *hums Addams Family theme tune*
The ships I ship: Kurt/Blaine (Glee), Jonathan/Mavis (Hotel Transylvania), Gomez/Morticia (The Addams Family), Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter), Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter), Jake/Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Woody/Jessie (Toy Story), Buzz/Jessie (Toy Story), Violet/Tate (American Horror Story: Murder House), Ned/Chuck (Pushing Daisies), Charlie/Claire (Lost)
Currently Reading: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkein
Favorite Films: The Addams Family/Addams Family Vaules (1991/1993), Toy Story films (plus I'm a fan of the ongoing Toy Story Toons and holiday specials), Harry Potter series, The Chronicles of Narnia series, Ratatouille, Another Cinderella Story, Despicable Me films, Hotel Transylvania, Blended, The Fault in Our Stars, The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2000s), The Hobbit trilogy (2012-2014), The Theory of Everything (2014)
TV Shows I like: The Addams Family (60s version), Friends, Pushing Daisies, Glee, The Inbetweeners (UK), The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Lost, Wilfred (US Version), Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan
Music: Beecake (Billy Boyd's band), The Beatles
Games I play: The Walking Dead (Tell Tale), American McGee's Alice, Alice: Madness Returns, Toy Story 3, Lego: Harry Potter, A Dog's Life, Lego: Lord of the Rings, Lost: Via Domus, The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct
Favourite Actors: Tom Hanks, Raul Julia (RIP), John Astin, Elijah Wood, Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, Chandler Riggs, Freddie Highmore, Johnny Depp, Liam Aiken, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Sean Astin, Lee Pace, Martin Freeman, Eddie Redmayne
Favourite Actresses: Emma Watson, Joan Cusack, Anna Friel, Christina Ricci, Taissa Farmiga, Carolyn Jones, Emily Browning, Emilie De Ravin, Dakota Blue Richards, Felicity Jones
Have you ever been in love?
Thousands of times.
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about spectacular, consciousness altering love. Do you know what that looks like?
I wasn't aware that love looked like anything.
I've seen it, mate, on the plane back from Sydney.
Is that so? Well, we were on the same flight, so maybe I saw it too.
Trust me, you didn't.
No? Enlighten me.
There was this woman, two rows in front of me, in handcuffs. Sitting with a cop. He looked at me – knew I was holding – if I didn’t take action, I’d be caught. So, I got up, went to the lav, proceeded to eliminate the evidence by swallowing my stash. And at that exact moment, we hit turbulence. I choked. The entire bag of heroin was stuck in my throat, and so…it’s over, everything starts to go dark, and I’m slipping into the abyss, and then I see…her.
A woman. Blonde. Rapturously beautiful. And I know her. We’re together. It’s like we’ve always been, and always will be. This, feeling, this…love. And just as I’m about to be engulfed by it…I open my eyes. And this sodding idiot is standing there, asking me if I’m ok. But I saw it. Just for a moment there, I saw what it looked like.
- Charlie talking to Desmond about Claire (Lost)
Charlie: Is that another one? Okay, we need to time the contractions, that's what you do, time the contractions. Okay. [counting] One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy ...
Charlie: [panicking] You just need to calm down, alright? Big deep breaths. [he starts taking really deep breaths] Oh, bloody hell!
Claire: Charlie, I need you to get Jack!
Claire: I'll be alright...
Charlie: What? I'm not leaving you alone, I can deliver a baby. I can do this! This must happen all the time!
Claire: Charlie, you don't know how to-
Charlie: Wait, no listen to me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing, but I'll figure it out - if I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby!
Charlie: Let me explain. [pauses] I'm a drug addict. I was a drug addict. I'm clean now-
Claire: GET JACK!
Claire: I had some dreams last night...actually, more like memories. You were in them.
Eko: Charlie, do you know how they got that hatch door open?
Charlie: No, but if you hum it I can probably play it.
Sawyer: So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?
You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
I'M CANADIAN, so I MUST be french, live in an igloo, and live off of maple syrup and beer.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someones ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (people call me a twig...and I can't help it!)
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parents so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.
I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.
I like stupid humor, so I MUST be immature
I'm from Canada B.C, so I MUST be a huge stoner.
I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY so I MUST love sports.
I have MENTAL "ISSUES", so i MUST be psycho.
I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it ...(planned)...
I LOVE SPORTS so I must be a TOMBOY
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You can break my soul
Take my life away
But for the love of God
Don't touch him.