Author has written 30 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, Glee, and Hotel Transylvania.
R.I.P Cory Monteith (1982-2013)
Oh! Hi, humans! :D My name is Megsie Walsh, and I'm a sixteen year old from England who loves to dance, act and write (and sing, but I'm shit at it). Maybe one day I'll be published professionally. I'm obsessed with LOADS of things, a list of which will be found below. I play guitar, sing in Hinchley Wood Singers, and I am currently learning how to dance.
Tumblr: www.meganthemunchkin.tumblr.com (Warning: Contains triggers for self-harm and eating disorders. Also contains obnoxious Klaine-fangirling and gay sex)
My FictionPress(Original stories found here)
http://nerdywords.weebly.com This website contains information on The Hummel-Andersons and spoilers, so...yeah :) Check it out.
My drawings (mostly Hotel Transylvania)
Plays/Projects I have taken part in:
Find Me by Olwen Wymark - Various characters, for a Drama GCSE exam
The ships I ship:
Jonathan/Mavis (Hotel Transylvania)
Burt/Carole (Glee) (lay off me, it's a cool couple!)
Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)
Lupin/Tonks (Harry Potter)
Violet/Tate (American Horror Story: Murder House)
The Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
Ballet Shoes by Noel Straetfield
Struck by Lightning: The Carson Phillips Journal by Chris Colfer
The Land of the Stories: The Wishing Spell by Chris Colfer
Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult
The Noughts and Crosses series by Malorie Blackman
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
The Wolves of Mercy Falls series by Maggie Stiefvater
The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis
The Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins
Esio Trot, Matilda, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Twits and various others by Roald Dahl
The Wedding Singer (1998)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Harry Potter series (2001-2011)
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
The Chronicles of Narnia series (2005-2010)
Reign Over Me (2007)
Another Cinderella Story (2008)
Despicable Me series (2010-)
Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Struck by Lightning (2012)
The Hunger Games series (2012-)
TV Shows I obsessively watch/like:
Pushing Daisies (R.I.P: 2007-2009)
The Walking Dead (2010-present)
American Horror Story (2011-present)
The New Normal (2012-2013)
Bates Motel (2013-present)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013-)
Favorite Musicals (aka: every musical I've seen):
Moulin Rouge (film)
Blood Brothers (on stage 2013)
West Side Story (film)
Mamma Mia! (film)
All the High School Musicals
A Very Potter Musical/Sequel/Senior Year (STARKID MUSICAL VIA YOUTUBE!!!)
A shit load of Disney musicals
Jizz in My Pants - The Lonely Island
Spring Break Anthem - The Lonely Island
YOLO - The Lonely Island
Your Heart - Damien Dawn
In Her Eyes - Joshua Radin
Good To You - Marinas Trench feat. Jessica Lee
One More Night - Maroon 5
The Zing - Hotel Transylvania Cast
Problem (Monster Remix) - Becky G feat. will.i.am (Hotel Transylvania Soundtrack)
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Re-post this if you believe that Homophobia is wrong;
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.
You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I CARE ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I wear MAKE-UP, so I MUST be an insecure slut.
I have LOTS OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm into CLOTHES and SHOES, so I MUST be a rich girl.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
What's a soulmate?
Well, it's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don't make you a better person - you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It's the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens... you will always love them.
Two lonely bats crashed in the night
They felt a zing, love at first sight
They knew right then that they would be husband and wife
For a zing only happens once in your life
Your zing will come my love
(Martha, Hotel Transylvania)