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Joined 02-28-10, id: 2272630, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Tribe, and Inception.

Reading is in my job description. Literally, since I work in publishing.

Writing is not in my job description, but I do it anyways because I know no other way. I love happy endings, but I can't write them because I have no idea how to have one in real life. My stories are powered by longing and regrets, because I know all about those.

I have a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with Twilight (because Bella is a wimp and Edward is a bully), but I find that Alice and Jasper lend themselves to my kinds of stories.

I love, love, love The Tribe, ever since I was a teen. I wish I had more ideas for stories for that fandom.

I have recently learned to appreciate Arthur/Eames stories in the Inception fandom, and there will always be a place in my heart for Sherlock/John stories, too. Apart from that, I'm pretty much of a sucker for any well-written story in a vast number of fandoms.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wish Upon a Star by anndoubleu reviews
The Mall Rats were forced to abandon their home at the end of Season 5, but not their hope. Wish Upon A Star follows their quest in keeping the dream alive as they venture to a new home and further try to rebuild a world void of adults.
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 116,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Ebony, Amber, Bray - Complete
Dream of Me by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Arthur and Eames met in dreams long before they met in reality.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dog Tags and Daughters by fowl68 reviews
Reality is a selective thing and choosing one isn't as easy as it sounds. Very light ArthurEames. Companion to Tit for Tat.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Of fighting and flirting by EyesWideClosed reviews
Arthur frowns, "No. Not kinky. Breaking someone is the opposite of kinky" Eames smirks, "Obviously you haven't been doing it right pet". Or the one in which Arthur and Eames fight or maybe flirt, Dom has a midlife crisis, Ariadne is a BAMF and Yusuf is a total bro. There is also Indian food, mirror sex and blatant abuse of a chemists apprentice. Arthur/Eames, slight Yusuf/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Fischer Job by diceandpokerchips reviews
Arthur's take on the Fischer job and his changing relationship with Eames. Rated M for language and themes in later chapters.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Nice Guys Don't Grow On Trees by Seanchaidh reviews
A story of love, loyalty, friendship and betrayal, plus some comic relief from Darryl and the kids, this follows the trials and tribulations of the remaining Mall Rats post S5. Mains are Ebony, Jack, Amber, Ram and Lex - not necessarily pairings! Pls R&R
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,729 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ebony, Jack
the last of the starmakers by vanilluxe reviews
She leaves behind a thread of stars for him to follow. — Cobb/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Master Thief by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Eames only shows up to her apartment when he's injured.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
Rules of Endearment by saucykate reviews
As Eames' use of pet names escalates, so does Arthur's attraction to him. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Reborn by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,639 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by Spooky Bibi reviews
Four years after high school, Dave and Kurt cross paths again. Now there is a chance for Karofsky to make amends and maybe have a second chance at a first love. Kurtofsky future fic, AU after NBK. Epilogue added! Rated M for said epilogue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
He's a Tramp by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Arthur isn't sure he wants to risk his heart on a tramp like Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Boy Who Spoke With Ghosts by AvocadoLove reviews
No one suspects Arthur. He's too practical, too organized, too sensible to believe in the supernatural. Fusion with The Sixth Sense. Inception Kink prompt: Arthur's real name is Cole Sear.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Unlikely Friendship by previouslysane reviews
Santana doesn't have to help Dave. All she has to do is exist around him, right? But Dave opens up to her, and she can't ignore a plea like that. Santofsky friendship, sort of AU before Prom Queen
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Santana L. - Complete
Summer's Boys Part One: Year of the Trio by Guardian of Hope reviews
In one year three strangers become everything they ever needed while dealing with daddy issues, broken hearts, crazy mentors and a world that has already ended. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Warning: Slash, threesome M/M/F Scott/Flynn/Summer
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,694 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Scott T., Flynn M., Summer L., Dr. K - Complete
Caged by bridgesburned reviews
When Kurt returns to McKinley, why is he the only one that doesn't know about the new and improved Dave Karofsky? AU after Furt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Take Two by Ms.Adventure reviews
Follows Intermission. Kelly and Annabelle's relationship through the second St. Trinian's movie. How do a student and international spy make it work?
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by sandie.eggo reviews
Full title: Ariadne's League of Handsome and Extraordinary Gentlemen. Summary: Five times the men of Inception come visit Ariadne at school; her friends wonder who these men are.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
These fragments I have shored against my ruins by lookupatthesky reviews
Life is unfair. Arthur doesn't want to feel anything for Eames, he doesn't want to be so pathetic. He doesn't want to follow Dom around the world, he doesn't want to be unhappy and worried, all the time . Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Queering McKinley by xanman reviews
Sticking up for what is right helps everyone. Eventual Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Pocket Watch by wanderlustlights reviews
How Dave Karofsky should have spent his Valentine's Day. Kurtofsky, ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Neon Lights by luxdelune reviews
Dave calls Kurt to apologize leading to a turn of events that he could have never anticipated. FLUFFY ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Fox, The Hare and The Tiger by CSI Clue reviews
A grim situation brings about a bond between Arthur, Eames and Ariadne that goes beyond friendship.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,837 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Between the Blue Lines by xovickixo reviews
It's been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere...even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Damned by Queenhaq reviews
Ariadne knew she had no right to be angry. It's not like Arthur had lied to her; he had just never bothered to mention he had a girlfriend. Arthur/Ariadne, set post-movie.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Redemption by Leista reviews
Dave Karofsky had done a few -okay a lot- of stupid things in his life. Did he not deserve a chance to redeem himself in Kurt's eyes? Kurtofsky; spoilers for Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cry for Deliverance by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel deal with the consequesnces of the events in "Furt", separately and together. Warnings for angst and suicidal ideation, but no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Rapid Eye Movement by Dana Norram reviews
Dreams were overrated. / SLASH / EamesxArthur / COMPLETE
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
I Won't Dance by misshris18 reviews
Eames makes Arthur want to believe in happy endings again. An AU where Arthur is 'that guy', the one who turns girls into lesbians and gay men straight. Enter Eames. Slash, Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Why Are You So Mean to Me? by lunalooo reviews
Eames and Arthur bicker and flirt at the airport at the end of the movie. Short one-shot.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Keeping the Faith by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,615 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Thousand Ways to Say Yes by With a Burning Heart reviews
“I don't follow sports, I'm not into sports, this is just a job," I told Edward Cullen. "And I'm not into players of sports. I mean it."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Oatmeal Cookies and Ho Ho's by deadlybeautiful reviews
Jasper Whitlock didn’t get detention. Alice Brandon did; often enough that she bribed and tricked the sit-in into being out of the room so she could be as well. A different take on Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Contradictory Crowns of Daisies by Crimson White reviews
Caspian has much to learn. Lucy is eager to share. But what does the future King of Narnia have to learn from a tiny ten year old with bare feet and fondness of daisy chains?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Battle Scars by Crimson White reviews
Caspian was expecting someone older, someone wiser, someone, well, a little more experienced in the art of battle. Can a moment of boys being boys show him just how battle worn the Pevensie brothers really are?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Reunion reviews
Ellie and Luke meet again - many years later. And everything that happened between them comes rushing back at them. Re-posted and merged several chapters, but the text is the same.
Tribe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ellie, Luke
Regrets reviews
Ariadne knows there's something wrong between Arthur and Eames. She just can't figure out what it is.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Walk in the Dark reviews
Alice can't sleep, so she goes for a walk in the park to clear her mind - she didn't count on meeting anyone there though! All human, rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Paint reviews
Jasper is a painter struggling with his military past - what he really needs is a muse. All Human, rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Momma, what's love? reviews
A dialogue between Bella and Renesmee about love. Just a few thoughts, really, about the way Jake and Nessie feel about each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Journey in My Head reviews
Nessie uses her gift to take Jake on a journey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Strangers on a Train reviews
Imagine you meet a perfect stranger on a train, and fall in love. One-shot, All Human. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete