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Joined 02-28-10, id: 2272760, Profile Updated: 04-11-15
Author has written 24 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fire Emblem, Last Story, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Monster, Code Geass, Princess Mononoke, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Prince of Tennis.

Hello, people of FanFiction!

Welcome to my profile. There are a lot of useless things written in the following profile, but if you feel the desire to read through it all, you are MORE than welcome. Even if I don't know you, be confident that I love you just for being on this site. In fact, just to make sure you understand, I'll say it to you right now.

I love you, you insanely attractive person. (You have a wonderful taste in FanFiction authors.)

Writing is my passion. If I could do it all day every day for the rest of my life, I would (as long as I also get a lifetime supply of tea and chocolate). I have a horribly unhealthy obsession with The Legend of Zelda and a horribly unhealthy obsession with the Ace Attorney series. My goals in life are to travel the world and watch every anime ever until my fangirl heart simply explodes while reading literature. Also maybe get a job and stuff.

I will stay up until two in the morning watching whatever show I'm obsessed with (Sailor Moon, Prince of Tennis, and Wolf's Rain at the moment, it's a lifestyle), I cried when I beat Twilight Princess, and I also cried when I beat Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations. I don't even want to tell you how hard I cried after watching Pride and Prejudice. For the fifth time. It makes me very sad that James Dean and Audrey Hepburn are dead, I want Jennifer Lawrence to be my best friend, I wish Vic Mignogna would follow me around talking all day, and I am head over heels in love with Keira Knightley. And Jared Leto, if you're reading this, marry me. Please.

I also have a (not so strange) obsession with The Lion King. My whole family does. We named our cat Kovu, if that tells you anything.

I travel a lot, I am in love with the Middle East (my family is from Syria), and I love getting private messages. So message me! I LOVE FRIENDS.

-I need friends-

I can cook nothing, I want to learn how to draw like super well, laundry to me is a complete enigma, and I have the desire to become a secret poker champion (thank you Phoenix and thank you to anybody who understands that reference). I can't do anything productive unless I'm listening to music, I am a very deep sleeper, and I am too emotional for my own good. #feels. All of these things are pretty normal for an odd nineteen year-old such as myself, right? Right.

YAY UPDATE ON MY CURENT PROJECT!!

Now that I'm finished with most FanFiction projects that I was really working on, I'm staring a whole new project--a fairly big one. It's a Legend of Zelda story, titled War of the Four Lands. I want to really take advantage of the ideas that the writers and developers of the games have thrown out there but never really tapped into. I mean, there is literally so much that can be done, but it doesn't seem to me like the developers do it. The games could be on such a bigger scale, with more characters and areas and secrets and stuff. There are so many mysteries and SO much potential, so I'm trying to write a story on a HUUUUGEEE scale, in which everything comes together. It's not AU, really, just Hyrule bigger and better and cooler. There are lots of OCs (some from my previous stories), but also lots of returning characters from different games. It's like a giant mash-up. I'm planning right now on making it a four part series, and have finished the first part and am in the process of posting it. Any who, I hope you all check it out, it's pretty awesome. And, I'm not going to lie, I drew a lot of my inspiration from Game of Thrones.

Yes, think THAT big and THAT dramatic.

xoxo

Thanks again for visiting my profile and reading my stories, fellow FanFiction victims! Yes, we are victims, but we are happy victims. I love you all so very much.

Don't forget to take a look at LoneMouse444's profile! She just happens to be my little sis, and she has written some awesome stories :)

One last thing: since beginning my career here on FanFiction, I have developed a new writing policy for myself. I will write every story and finish every story BEFORE I post it because I've had major issues with writing blocks in the past, so don't worry about that anymore. From now on, all stories I post will be finished before I even post. Because I am efficient like that. #swag

Hobbies: tennis, writing, piano, mock trial, reading, video games, karate, photography

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice, Great Expectations, Narnia, Leaves of Grass, To the Lighthouse, Mrs. Dalloway, The Bluest Eye, The House of Spirits, Daughter of Fortune, Portrait in Sepia, Out of It, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Old Man and the Sea, The Awakening, The Stranger, Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Anna Karenina, The Bell Jar, Persepolis, Leo Africanus, Ports of Call, Brave New World, Mrs. Dalloway, To the Lighthouse, The Catcher in the Rye, Sherlock Holmes...so much more...

Favorite shows: Chowder and Flapjack, Total Drama Series, America's Next Top Model, Castle, Law and Order: SVU, Avatar the Last Airbender, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, Fruits Basket, Code Geass, The Prince of Tennis, Sherlock, Degrassi, Monster, Sword Art Online, Elfen Lied, Fullmetal Alchemist, Suits, Downton Abbey, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Kaze no Stigma, Mushi-shi, Black Cat, Game of Thrones, Future Diary, Cowboy Bebop, Secret Garden, Tiger and Bunny, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), No. 6

Favorite video games: The Legend of Zelda (although Twilight Princess holds a special space in my heart), Pokemon, Super Smash Bros, The Last Story, Ace Attorney series, Fire Emblem, Tales of Vesperia, Metroid Prime. I just recently beat Majora's Mask for the first time (shame on me, I know) and it was EFFING fantastic, for those of you who haven't played it yet. Ridiculously addicting. Get on it.

Favorite movies: Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, How to Train Your Dragon, Lion King, Shutter Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pride and Prejudice, Despicable Me, Inception, The Dark Knight, Atonement, The Prestige, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, Where Do We Go Now?, Frozen, Ponyo, The Secret World of Arrietty, Kiki's Delivery Service, Anna Karenina, Perks of Being a Wallflower, American Hustle, Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook, Pulp Fiction, Blue Valentine, Slumdog Millionaire, Children of the Sun, Beasts of the Southern Wild, James Bond, X-Men, pretty much anything with Ryan Gosling or Keira Knightely.

Favorite artists: Demi Lovato, The Killers, Queen, Pink Floyd, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Sarah Brightman, The Beatles, BIGBANG, Coldplay, U2, The Fray, Death Cab for Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Green Day, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Michael Buble, Keane, Koji Kondo (LoZ music composer), Hans Zimmer, Noriyuki Iwadare (Ace Attorney music composer), Lady GaGa, Landon Pigg, Kelly Clarkson, Marina & the Diamonds, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Ricky Martin, Rob Thomas, The Script, Santana, Shakira, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Usher, Modest Mouse, Imogen Heap, Natalie Walker, Ron Pope, Erin McCarley, Vampire Weekend, The Republic Tigers, Snow Patrol, Iron and Wine, Arcade Fire, Spoon, La Roux, The White Tie Affair, Cobra Starship, Tiesto, Counting Crows, Daft Punk, Department of Eagles, Ellie Goulding, Enrique Iglesias, A Fine Frenzy, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Good Charlotte, Ingrid Michaelson, Kylie Minogue, Leona Lewis, Lily Allen, Lana del Rey, Ed Sheeran, Dave Matthews Band, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, MGMT, Moby, Muse, The New Pornographers, Norah Jones, OK Go, OneRepublic, One Direction, Owl City, Parachute, Phoenix, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, The Temper Trap,Train, Vanessa Carlton, the Veronicas, Yanni, Yiruma, 30 Seconds to Mars, Drake, Jhene Aiko, Arctic Monkeys, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, The Weeknd...I'm sure there are more that I'm forgetting. A broad taste in music, I have.

Favorite Song: Famous Last Words, by My Chemical Romance// Edge of Desire, by John Mayer//Crash Into Me, by the Dave Matthews Band

Favorite fictional characters: Harry Potter & Hermione Granger & Ron Weasley, Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, Elizabeth Bennett and Anne Elliot (Pride&Prejudice and Persuasion), Pip from Great Expectations, Aang & Katara & Toph & Sokka & Zuko & Suki, LINK & ZELDA & SHEIK & MIDNA & TETRA & ARYLL, Pikachu, Ike & Marth & Samus, Sonic & Tails & Knuckles, Mario & Toad & Luigi, Zael and company, Phoenix Wright & Maya & Mia & Apollo Justice & Miles Edgeworth, Kirito and Asuna, Yuri and Flynn and all of them, Dr. Tenma, Ed and Al and Mustang, Lelouch & Suzaku & CC & Nunnally, Seigaku Regulars, Ginko, Tyrion Lannister, Daenerys Targaryan, Arya Stark, Train Heartnet, Sven Vollfied, Rinslet Walker, Jenos Hazard, Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, Harvey Specter and Mike Ross, Minene Uryu and Yukiteru Amano and Aru Akise, Spike Spiegel and the gang, Samus Aran (AKA boss-ass bitch), Tiger&Bunny and friends, Sailor Guardians, Eren Mikasa Armin et. al, Nezumi and Sion

Favorite genres: Fantasy, mystery, crime, adventure, drama, horror, romance

Favorite couples: LinkxZelda, LinkxSheik, KafeixAnju, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, PercyxAnnabeth, AstridxHiccup, AshxMisty, IkexSamus, HaruhixTamaki, KiritoxAsuna, MiaxDiego, MilesxFranziska, PhoenixxIris, MilesxPhoenix, KlavierxEma, EmaxApollo, BlackquillxAthena, SyrennexLowell, ZaelxCalista, LelouchxCC, LelouchxShirley, SuzakuxEuphy, YurixJudith, FlynnxEstelle, TenmaxNina, KohtaxLucy, VillettaxOugi, MustangxHawkeye, EdxWinry, KazumaxAyano, MinenexNishijima, YukixAkise, RinsletxJenos, TrainxSaya, BriennexJaime, TyrionxShae, DaenerysxDaario, JonxYgritte, OberynxME, EijixOishi, ShishidoxOotori, UsagixMamoru, ErenxMikasa, NezumixSion

Favorite villains: Ganondorf, Zuko, Lunatic, Kronos, Voldemort, Zant, Ghirahim, Johan Liebert, Light (is he even a villain yeah I think so).

Favorites in general:

Book: The Awakening, by Kate Chopin

Movie: Atonement

Anime: Monster

Video Game: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Anime Character: Kenzo Tenma

Video Game Character: Link/Samus Aran/Phoenix Wright (this one is hard okay)

Artist: John Mayer

Couple: LinkxZelda/KohtaxLucy/KiritoxAsuna/CCxLelouch/ErenxMikasa (I couldn't pick I'm sorry)

YAY THIS IS THE SECTION WHERE I WRITE ABOUT MY OCs BECAUSE THEY ARE MY BABIES AND I AM PROUD OF THEM.

Carlotta (Link's Reward/Link's Promise): Carlotta is a kind, loving old woman who owns an antique shop in Hyrule Castle Town. She knew Princess Zelda when she was young and is like family to her. She helps Link and Zelda on their journey to defeat the Source. She is a bit eccentric, and loves telling stories and sharing her ideas and her history with others. She is rather old, with white hair and watery eyes, and walks with an arch in her back. For some reason, she can never remember Link's name, so she refers to him as either "the one in the green tunic" or "the boy with wolf's eyes."

Caine (Link's Reward): Caine is a slightly evil member of the Royal Council who has intentions of running Hyrule his own way. He causes a few obstacles for Link and Zelda as they try to find a cure for the plague running rampant through Hyrule. He is very political and ruthless in his intentions to control the Royal Council (and Princess Zelda), but he is also rather spineless and cowardly. He has blond hair, wears dramatic glasses, and insists on making sure everyone understands how intelligent he is.

Damita (An Assassin's Heart/War of the Four Lands): Damita is by far one of my favorite characters that I've ever come up with. She is an assassin working for Ganondorf's rebel camp and Link's love interest in the story, fighting with two swords. She's a ruthless killer, but also passionately in love with Link. She is charming, feisty, an amazing fighter, and extremely emotional. Damita is the type of person who acts based on her emotions, which sometimes leads her into trouble and inner turmoil. She is impulsive, but when she loves someone, she loves with all her heart. She has silver hair, vivacious green eyes, pale skin, and is extremely slender.

Taralisse (Link's Promise/War of the Four Lands): Tara is a scientist and philosopher who specializes in the study of time, with a feisty personality and a mysterious past. She helps Link in his quest to bring Zelda back, but of course she has motives of her own, as well. Tara is witty, sarcastic, downright nasty sometimes and then tender and motherly other times. She thinks through everything logically, tries to analyze situations as best she can before taking further steps. She has an extremely strong shell due to her painful past, hardly letting anyone inside, and she refuses to let her emotions control her. She has excessively long, dark purple hair with a red streak usually tied up in a braid, violet eyes, olive skin, and is short and curvy. She does not fight, but she is incomparably intelligent and Hyrule's leading scholar of time.

Tempest (Link's Promise/War of the Four Lands): Tempest is a guardian of the Temple of Time, commissioned by the gods to protect it from anyone who tries to defy its limits. He appears as a sort of obstacle in Link's Promise, but proves himself to be more than just a guardian. He seems to have two completely different personalities: one that is child-like, innocent, curious about the world and extremely naive. The other is rather ruthless, cold, and a bit sadistic. He switches between these two personalities depending on what he must do to protect the temple. Tempest is a follower of fate. He has dark red hair, bright green eyes, and papery skin with an orange glow to it, making him look ghostly.

Scheherazade (War of the Four Lands): Scheherazade, who generally goes by Raazi, is a Gerudo living in the capital of Hyrule. She is a belly dancer, but also a mercenary and one of Link's partners and closest friends. She is notorious for being extremely mysterious, and seems to know a lot without letting on to how she knows. She's extremely spiritual as well, almost constantly praying to the goddesses. She is adept with daggers, but generally prefers alchemy: she is one of the best alchemists in Hyrule. She is kind but reasonable, and is always making mistakes when she speaks because Gerudic is her first language. She hates riding horses and she hates cold, and she misses her home in the Gerudo Deserts. She has burgundy, almost purple hair, golden eyes, and tan skin, known for her beauty even among the Gerudos.

Anowaika (War of the Four Lands): Anowaika (nicknamed Ano by her friends) is a full-blooded Sea Zora who was born and raised in the capital of Hyrule. She works as a fisher in the harbor, but is also part of Link's mercenary group. Like most Zoras, she can control water to her will when beneath it, and she can use a spear rather well. But her most useful asset to the team is her healing abilities. An ability rare even among the Zoras. Anowaika is known for her smile and her ability to cheer others up, constantly being enthusiastic and outgoing, and one of the most friendly people one could meet. She also loves taking pictographs, so it's rare to see her without her pictograph box. Her closest friend (she would argue family) is Vukan, a Goron she met while working in the capital. They live together. Anowaika's mother is from the Zora Isles, and so she feels a part of her history is missing. She is desperate to find her father and go back to the home of her ancestors. She has mostly blue scales with some white, finds with hoops at the end, green gems on her forehead and green eyes.

Vukan (War of the Four Lands): Vukan is a Goron who lives in the capital of Hyrule, working as a miner. He is also a mercenary with Link's group. Even among Gorons, he is unbelievably large. He also doesn't speak at all. Never. He is perpetually silent. However, the people he's close to can generally understand what he's thinking, and he's always quick to interfere when Link or Anowaika get ahead of themselves. He is loyal to his friends, and would do pretty much anything to protect them. Especially Anowaika. She is family to him, and he even risks his life to live with her at the harbors of the capital city. The reason he joined the mercenary group is because he hates Queen Zelda and wants to kill her, after she did something terrible to him in his hometown.

More Random Notes: As a passionate member of The Legend of Zelda fandom, I feel I am obligated to voice my opinion on one of the most controversial subjects. Yes, you know what I'm talking about. The Sheik debate: male or female? Personally, I think Sheik can be either. Go with the flow, yo. Follow your HEART. I couldn't care less about the official info or anything, considering the fact that I am an avid FanFICTION writer. That being said, I have a weakness to following canon, so I like to imagine Sheik as both. Just because. When playing Ocarina of Time, I have a hard time believing that Zelda actually loses her boobs and grows balls. But hey, it could happen! But I also immensely enjoy imagining Sheik as male. Fangirl fantasies and whatnot. I don't know. It is what it is, that is my stance on the subject, I refuse to take part in the silly arguments. Because, well, they're silly.

In "Link's Reward," Sheik is female. In "Assassin's Heart," Sheik is a male. For anybody who wanted clarification. But you know...

Canon is not a thing here. It is FanFiction.

Although it can be if you want it to be.

I'm not confusing, what?

Important Note about my story "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Reward": When I finished the story, I have to admit, my heart was breaking. There was so much negativity and, honestly, hatred, and it made me very sad and hurt my feelings. I understand why people were angry, and I understand why people were sad, but I am a writer. And as a writer, I want to make you happy with my writing. That being said, I also want to make you sad with my writing. I want to make you angry with my writing. I want to make you laugh, cry, sing, dance, scream with my writing. In my opinion, that's what writing is all about. Getting major emotions out of your readers. I'll admit that the ending was kind of unexpected, but you know what else is unexpected? REAL life. REAL death. We don't have the choice to just go back and rewrite the endings to our stories. I'm sorry if I made people angry. I changed the category from Romance to Tragedy so that I'm not tricking my readers, since I write for YOU, but that's all I'm going to do. There's this really fine line that writers have to walk that divides writing purely for themselves and writing purely for their readers. Maybe I crossed it, but I don't think I did. As a writer, I have to provoke your emotions in a way that I FEEL is right. In fact, as I write this, the anime Death Note is coming to mind. I don't know how many of you have seen it, but literally all of my favorite characters died. Every. Single. One. It made me scream, it made me cry, it made me want to strangle the writers. But ultimately, I was happy they did it, because it made me feel something that's real.

That's writing.

And for those of you who were insulted my choice based on 'good writing' and how to 'properly write a tragedy,' I'm sorry that my writing style was unable to cater to your needs. The bottom line is, I did in fact foreshadow it. Pretty clearly, too. Now I agree that tragedies can be done wrong (Mockingjay is a giant mistake if you ask me), but it depends on what characters stand for and who they are.

Zelda has and always will be a sacrificial symbol in The Legend of Zelda series. All of them. I'm sorry if you disagree, but that is my opinion and I believe it with every fiber of my being.

That being said...I HAVE written a sequel! Go read it! Yay!


1. YOUR REAL NAME:

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Talizzle on da hizzle yo

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Horse working undercover all day every day

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maria Glengarry, at your service

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): The force is with Nastakaf

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Milkshake to the rescue! Villains beware!

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tala IS my Arab name because I'm Arab. Khalas.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Neither of my parents has a middle name awkward

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Kovu.

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): rtal;a. It's hipster.


ZELINK FOREVER!! Copy and paste this poem onto your profile if you agree.

If you think the Twilight Princess version of Link is hot. (giggle) Copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Starbrook, PitFTW, green-girl09, TennisWriter456


Natural Anthem

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"Shine"--Laura Marling. i approve

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"March Into The Sea"--Modest Mouse. LE GASP

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"M79"--Vampire Weekend. Sure, why not.

4. WHAT IS 2-2?

"What Planet Is This?"--Seatbelts, Ask DNA Cowboy Bebop album. I am delusional.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Mulholland Drive"--Gaslight Anthem. Mm.

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Dosed"--Red Hot Chili Peppers. doesn't apply i don't like anyone

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Wake Me Up"--Norah Jones. LOL YAS

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"Sleepyhead"--Passion Pit. See above

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Wild'n Cuz I'm Young"--Kid Cudi. Who are we talking about here?

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"Wildfire (feat Frank Ocean)"--John Mayer Meh?

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"Eyes Open"--Taylor Swift. Not bad!

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Big Brother"--Kanye West. WHAT. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BIG BROTHER.

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"Nova Baby"--The Black Keys. I don't even know.

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"He Wasn't There"--Lily Allen. ...k

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Stick"--Banks. ooookayyy

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

"The Jeweller's Hands"--Arctic Monkeys. actually probs not even the worst

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"Wasted Hours"--Arcade Fire. Ouch.

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

"Babe I'm Gonna Leave You"--Led Zeppelin kinda makes sense?

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"Homecoming (feat. Chris Martin)"--Kanye West. That song isn't even funny.

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Skandar Maalouf"--Mashrou' Leila. no

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

"The Troubles"--U2 I'll take that as a maybe.

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

"Angel"--Dave Matthews Band. but like why

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"--Backstreet Boys. No, I didn't pick this song on purpose. I pressed shuffle, and it came up. And it's true.

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

"The Sun Doesn't Like You"--Norah Jones. ...um...?

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"Too Afraid To Love You"--The Black Keys. makes sense hypothetically but it's not actually true

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"Natural Anthem"--The Postal Service cool cool


idk really know what i'm basing the characters off just kind of random decisions based on the shows/games i've recently watched

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Mikasa Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

2. Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)

3. Barnaby Brooks Jr. (Tiger and Bunny)

4. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

5. Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan)

6. San/Princess Mononoke

7. Fuji Syusuke (Prince of Tennis)

8. Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

9. Otonashi Yuzuru (Angel Beats!)

10. Mamoru Chiba (Sailor Moon)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Mikasa)

Tell her that Eren is in the other room.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Barnabutts)

"Well hello there. Lovely day for a shower. Come join me. The water's fine."

-please-

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Spike and Otonashi)

wtf why did I do this I can't answer this question because Spike lives in the future and Otonashi is DEAD

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Eren)

Eren: What do you want for dinner?

Me: Do you know how to make chicken parmesan?

Eren: No...

-clenches fist-

Eren: BUT I CAN LEARN!! AND I WILL!!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (San)

slowly walk away in fear of wolves devouring me

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Fuji)

well i guess psychopathy runs in the family

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Ed)

Spike: Ed, how'd you get into the hospital?

Ed: ED JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TO SEE IF ED COULD FLY

Spike: k i'm out

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Otonashi)

would he ever though? i feel like he wouldn't.

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Mamoru)

-cries and cries and cries and cries-

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Mikasa)

SLICE THEM IN HALF YEAAAAH

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Usagi)

Me: oh, darn, i think my leg is broken.

Usagi: WAAAAAAH

Me: hey gurl stop crying for five seconds and get me to the goddamn hospital k

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Barnabutts)

oh, a Wild Tiger action figure...you shouldn't have (BUT ACTUALLY YOU TOTALLY SHOULD)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Spike)

BANG BANG SWOOP IN WITH HIS SHIP AND TOGETHER WE RIDE INTO THE BEAUTIFUL GALAXY.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Eren)

Me: oh gosh i don't wanna do this

Eren: you have to FIGHT

Me: is that the only advice you ever have

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Mamoru, Mikasa)

As long as it's not Eren I think she's fine. Usagi, on the other hand...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Fuji)

Me: gosh i'm really sad

Fuji: i think i know how i can cheer you up

-winks-

-proceeds to marathon House of Cards with me-

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Otonashi)

give me a pep talk

maybe a gun

who knows

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Mamoru)

disappear mysteriously into the night because he does that a lot it's kind of his thing

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Mikasa)

WHO DOESN'T JUST DREAM OF MIKASA ALL DAY COME ON

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Usagi, Otonashi)

whoa um no

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Barnabutts)

Me: Aw Barnaby I'm so excited to meet your parents--

-slaps-

Barnaby: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Eren and San)

no. (again, why did i do this)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (San)

you go gurl you do you

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Fuji)

you can come over here and pet me if you'd like, Fuji.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Ed)

Me: Ed, you are an independent woman. YOU DON'T NEED ANYBODY

Ed: YAAAAAAAAAA

-hacks into eharmony-

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Otonashi)

geeez well this is kinda awkward because YOU'RE DEAD

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Usagi and Mamoru)

eh.

normal.

(unless she's actually conscious)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? (Barnaby and Spike)

"HOW THE HELL DO I DO THIS"

"LITERALLY IT IS SO EASY even Ein could do this"

"please teach me"

"Barnaby it's just fried rice"

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Mikasa and San)

no. they're both taken. sowwy ladies.

Would 2 trust 5? (Usagi and Eren)

"I don't know, I just met you..."

"You have to BELIEVE IN ME!"

"MAMO-CHAN HELP ME"

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Spike and Mamoru)

-Spike pokes Mamoru-

-Mamoru stares at him intensely-

-Spike walks away-

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Mikasa and Eren)

they'd get the hell away from soldier school and do something fun like studio art

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (San and Barnaby)

FRIED RICE

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Fuji and Otonashi)

Psychiatrists!!!!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Ed and Eren)

"No, you can't do this, I love my hair!"

"Hold still! Ed will make you very pretty..."

"I only have one choice..."

-bites self-

RAAAAARGH

-flips hair-

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Otonashi and San)

I honestly have no idea

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Mamoru and Otonashi)

flying women

1 accidentally kicked 10? (Mikasa and Mamoru)

Mikasa doesn't 'accidentally' kick anybody.

but anyway Mamoru would probs get transported to some crazy planet until the Sailor Guardians get him idk that's how it usually goes right?

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Usagi and Otonashi)

"Oh look, an email from Usagi! Wonder what she needs now!"

-opens email-

-nose bleeds-

5 and 6 did a workout together? (Eren and San)

Oh SHIT that would be some awesome sparring

(in which Eren would def be knocked out let's be real)

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (San)

"who threw this brick through my window?"

"oh."

7 won the lottery? (Fuji)

ALL the wasabi!!

8 had quite a big secret? (Ed)

"Ed has a secret."

"What's your secret, Ed?"

"Ed...only wears high heels."

9 became a singer? (Otonashi)

as long as tenshi is back up YEAH

10 got a daughter? (Mamoru)

hair just like her mother's

aw

What would 1 think of 2? (Mikasa and Usagi)

ohhhh the shade

How would 3 greet 4? (Barnaby and Spike)

"yo can i bum a cigarette"

"yo no"

What would 4 envy about 5? (Spike and Eren)

THOSE EYES THOUGH hey kid do they have contacts that color because DAYUM

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Eren and San)

must...eat...wolves...

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (San and Fuji)

both kind of crazy?

both rly crazy actually

(Fuji's just better at hiding it)

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Fuji and Ed)

"You...you drank all the Inui juice..."

"Ed is sorry. Ed was thirsty."

-Fuji pauses-

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Where would 8 meet 9? (Ed and Otonashi)

a baseball game obviously

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Otonashi and Mamoru)

"Tuxedo Mask."

"Yes?"

"I'm...I'M ACTUALLY A GHOST! BOO! HEHEHE"

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Mamoru and Mikasa)

I don't think I have to go through this everybody is afraid of Mikasa

I'm afraid of Mikasa

Is 3 Gay? (Barnaby)

we'll have to ask Kotetsu.


1. Link

2. Ike

3. Zelda

4. Sheik

5. Shad

6. Marth

7. Pit

8. Samus

9. Pikachu

10. Ganondorf

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Tell him to climb in with me. -,-

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"ZELDA. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRINCESS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO THAT!!!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What cute children they'll have.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Blush madly and enjoy a wonderful meal while Shad and I speak of extremely scholarly things. Like Link's sexy bod.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd bury Marth up to his head in sand.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'M PART ANGELLL????

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Well...Samus will get lots of flowers, for sure.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

-gives Pikachu a giant hug-

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

More time to LIVE.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Wring their necks with his bare hands. And maybe a Master Sword.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Ike would pick me up and rush me to the nearest hospital. Then, he would confess his love for me and we'd live happily ever after. The end.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A PURTY DRESS.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Sheik would get everyone out because Sheik.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Shad would try to stand up for me. So much awkward would ensue.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Link would probably run in on the wedding day, scream "I OBJECT" and then run the sword straight into Ganondorf's chest.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'd fly me places and sing me lullabies with his voice of an angel.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cuddlez.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Punch me in the face.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because Link.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

IKE? REALLY? YOU CHOOSE PIKACHU OVER MEEEEE?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

What does one wear to dinner with the King and Queen of Hyrule?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Yes.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Give ol' Marth a pat on the back.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Pit. You're part of my family. That's creepy.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Samus, take off your helmet. And your suit. And your other suit. Perfect.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Pikachu gets friend-zoned.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

-pukes putridly all over Link and Ganondorf-

The fangirls were RIGHT?!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

How long does it take to choose an outift...?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

I guess they could. I don't really know which teams they play for.

Would 2 trust 5?

"Shad, I need your help."

"What is it, Ike?"

"I need a super cool catch-phrase that will intimidate people."

"How about, 'I fight for my friends'? That's what I would say."

"EGAD! You are a genius!"

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Sheik pokes Ganondorf. Ganondorf turns into pig. Sheik destroys pig.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

They will immediately declare their major as "Sky Being Studies."

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

An Italian dish seems fitting for Marth and Zelda, I'd say.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Pit and Pikachu would apply to work in the waiting room of a small, privately owned dental office.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

"OW! Samus, what just--?"

"I didn't know your ears were so long."

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

I don't know if Marth would be into dating a Pokemon.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Pikachu and Ganondorf are MOST likely talking about how gorgeous I look.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

"Link I swear to Din--"

"What are you gonna do, take over the world? You already tried that, remember?"

"...I hate you so much."

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Pikachu would be scarred for life by the pictures that only my eyes were meant to see.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Shad, with his tiny pink weights, works very hard for a record five minutes while Marth screams in his ears.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He would act like he didn't care, but in reality, he would care very much because he's in love with me.

7 won the lottery?

Pit? I don't know. He's an angel...what more does he need?

8 had quite a big secret?

"Everybody, I have a confession. I...wear a push-up bra."

"I KNEW IT."

9 became a singer?

Ash would definitely be his number one fan.

10 got a daughter?

Ganondorf would train her insatiably to be the one who will rise in the future to defeat Link. But that's not gonna happen. She'd end up falling for Link and never killing him :)

What would 1 think of 2?

They're super pals except for the fact that they both love me.

How would 3 greet 4?

-stares into mirror-

"Hellooooooo sexy."

What would 4 envy about 5?

Shad is well aware of his gender, a luxury that Sheik will never have.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Shad would dream of a small Oocca with Marth's head.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Nice eyes. Pretty good with a sword, too. Also, a never ending love for me.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Samus turned Pit down for a date.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Samus and Pikachu would meet behind a dumpster, where they would proceed to trade Pokemon cards.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"L-Link's n-not th-that b-bad."

"WHAA?"

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Well. No matter how many times Ganondorf arises to take over the world, and no matter how many times he ALMOST beats Link, the hero always kicks his sorry ass. That would do it.

Is 3 Gay?

...I don't know. She very well could be. We should ask Link, he'd know.


I am very bored right now so I'm going to do an ACE ATTORNEY EDITION WEEE!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Phoenix Wright

2. Miles Edgeworth

3. Apollo Justice

4. Klavier Gavin

5. Mia Fey

6. Diego Armando/Godot

7. Franziska von Karma

8. Trucy Wright

9. Kristoph Gavin

10. Ema Skye

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

No, Phoenix, I will not tuck you in tonight.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Goddamit Apollo, you choose NOW to do your hair?

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

This is so horribly awkward. For so many reasons.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Mia and I would have a very lovely time eating burgers, most likely. I don't know if she's a good cook or not.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Well, helloooooo there.

Imma take this coffee now.

Kbye.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I always thought there were a lot of similarities between me and Franziska, let's be real.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Hopefully, she wouldn't shoot herself. (It runs in the family.)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I would probably hide in the corner sucking my thumb until his Majesty was finished.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

"Ema!"

"I'm ignoring you now."

"I have Snackoos."

"YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND."

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Probably try to hunt them down and get tazed in the process.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

"I am going to lock away the criminal responsible for this!"

"Miles, I just tripped."

"I don't really know what to do now."

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Hair gel.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

"Hello? Fire department?"

"Yes, what's your emergency."

"It seems as though I was rocking a bit too hard...Achtung, baby!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Hold me down and sing me a lullaby.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"Speak now or forever hold your--"

"OBJECTION!"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

She'd let me borrow her whip. Heh heh.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

"Here, take these."

"Kristoph, these are steroids."

"Yes, and?"

"This is illegal."

"Trifles, my dear, trifles."

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Snackoo me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Dat hair. Dat suit. Dat pointer finger.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Whoa there Miles, you need to calm down. Although, Kristoph does seem like your type, what with the fancy clothing and all.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

As long as I am very loud and have very wonderful hair. And wear red.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Hell yes.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Steal his coffee and watch his life fall apart.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Franziska is wondering whether she should dye her hair pink, as well. But I think blue is a wonderful color on her.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Trucy, you're only sixteen. You've got time, girl. So much time.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I really thought you were more straightforward than that, Kristoph darling.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Whoa! Ema and Phoenix? This is strange, to say the least. (It's probably the hat.)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

"It's just so long..."

"Ja, I know."

"And smooth."

"Are you jealous, Herr Forehead?"

"How do you get it so soft?"

"I have a special hair gel from Germany, Herr Forehead."

"I WANT SOME!"

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Hmm, maybe after Godot got over hating Phoenix's guts, sure.

Would 2 trust 5?

I'd like to think so. After all, they shared their first courtroom debut together.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

"GLIMMEROUS FOP, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME."

"Oh, you're so cute when you're angry, Fräulein!"

"If you touch me again I will break your fingers."

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Hmm. What would Phoenix Wright and Mia Fey possibly study in school together?

Prosecuting. Obviously.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Pasta!

With...coffee beans?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Hit men of a secret organization.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Well, it is okay, until Trucy 'accidentally' makes all of Mia's hair disappear.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Unless it's Mia, NO.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

"Oh, isn't his cravat just beautiful, Mr. Gavin?"

"I daresay it is, Detective Skye!"

1 accidentally kicked 10?

"Mr. Wright, when are you going to learn how to walk without tripping every five seconds?"

"Sorry, Ema."

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Kristoph would be extremely confused as to why nude pictures of Miles Edgeworth (originally sent to Phoenix) showed up on his computer.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

A workout, hmm?

Yes. It would be quite...some...workout... ;)

I have a dirty mind and I am proud.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"It's fine. I don't even care. I'll sit here alone with my coffee and my blindness, whatever."

7 won the lottery?

MORE WHIPS!

8 had quite a big secret?

"I know this will be very surprising to you, but...Daddy isn't my real daddy."

Everyone except Apollo: We knew that already, Trucy.

9 became a singer?

He'd have quite the voice after hanging out with Klavier and Apollo all day.

10 got a daughter?

She would raise her with only the most concrete fundamentals of SCIENCE.

What would 1 think of 2?

"Hello, Wright."

"Edgeworth!"

-sexual tension ensues-

How would 3 greet 4?

"Ugh. Prosecutor Gavin. It's you again. Why do I see you everywhere?"

"HERR FOREHEAD, MAH BEST FRIEND!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

Klavier wants a nice little beauty mark, too.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Hehe.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They hate Phoenix Wright.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

"And...poof! I made your whip disappear."

"BRING IT BACK, YOU!"

Where would 8 meet 9?

In the courtroom lobby after a trial.

"Now, little girl, if you slip this pill into your daddy's drink, I'll give you some of my nail polish."

"I don't wear nail polish."

"Goddammit."

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Kristoph would never dare tell Ema that his little brother Klavier is actually in love with her because he hates to see people happy.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

"OBJECTION!"

"AH! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, MR. WRIGHT?"

"TAKE THAT!"

"STOP, YOU'RE SCARING ME!"

"HOLD IT!"

"DON'T POINT AT ME LIKE THAT!"

Is 3 Gay?

We should probably ask Klavier.


VILLAIN EDITION because I'm bored again and these are fun.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count):

1. Johan Liebert

2. Ghirahim

3. Lucy (Elfen Lied)

4. Voldemort

5. Light Yagami (YA he's a villain)

6. Lelouch Lamperouge (SHH he's a villain too)

7. Ganondorf

8. Dahlia Hawthorne

9. Prince Zuko

10. Dark Link

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Don't point at your forehead like that please just come cuddle. Please?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"...I was going to shower. Who is in there."

"Um. Uh. Nobody. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME."

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Zuko and Voldemort would certainly come up with extremely interesting names for their babies.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Take this delicious dinner...AND EAT IT!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

OH GOSH you're so cute Lulu please stop.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cousin Ganny, does that mean I get part of the Triforce of Power when you die?

Because that would be awesome.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

She probably jumped off a bridge or something (lol)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

"Zuko, it's not nice to bully."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY--"

"OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY stop breathing fire."

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

"Link."

"Link."

"Link! Will you actually listen to me instead of just copying me?"

"...Conquer yourself."

"Oh for the love of Din."

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Watch. Because he hired them.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Laugh and dance as I writhe in agony.

Because Ghirahim will ALWAYS dance.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Clothes, I hope? Maybe a hat? A music box, perhaps?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Apparate, leaving me to burn to death.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Just watch. Laugh on the inside. But never the outside. Look at his watch. The usual.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"Marriage is pointless. We all die in the end."

"Geez Johan, lighten up a bit."

"What is light? I see only darkness."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take over my soul to help me forget.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Teach me firebending!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's the most beautiful human being (if he actually is human) on the planet.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

"Ghirahim, you might have to tone it down a bit to get Zuko."

"I shall tone down nothing. I must stay FABULOUS."

-licks lips-

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

What parents?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

In my dreams.

Ahem, what?

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Just kill everyone he loves and cares about because that seems like the trend.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I don't know why Ganondorf would care about MY hair, his is pretty damn awesome.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Dahlia, if you didn't stab everyone in the back, it would be fine."

"But I can't change who I am."

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I do a dance of victory.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Oh my, the fantasies running through my head right now.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

"So, they're like magic?"

"No, no. They're just invisible arms."

"Yes, magic."

"No, NOT magic."

"Do you use an invisibility cloak?"

"THEY'RE NOT MAGIC."

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Yes.

It's a little thing called Geass.

Would 2 trust 5?

Light has beautiful hair, so yes. Ghirahim would trust him.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

-Voldemort pokes Dark Link-

-Dark Link pokes Voldemort-

-Voldemort pokes Dark Link-

-Dark Link pokes Voldemort-

-Voldemort goes crazy-

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Light and Johan would go back to school to study law...

...so that they can break it more easily WHADDUP.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

"I want pizza, Lelouch. What d'you say?"

"NO MORE FREAKING PIZZA."

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Modeling.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

"Oh Light, your hair is going to look just splendid."

"Whatever you say, Dahlia."

"...done!"

"A MOHAWK?"

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Zuko can do lots of things, but sketching is not one of them.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I straight up have no idea.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

-Johan kicks Dark Link-

-Dark Link kicks Johan-

-Johan destroys Dark Link-

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

"Oh darn. That was supposed to go to Link."

"Um..."

"That's okay. You'll do, as well."

-licks Zuko's face-

5 and 6 did a workout together?

A workout for their brains in a game of chess.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

-takes off contact-

I ORDER YOU TO INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY!

7 won the lottery?

Maybe with that, he can finally get the Triforce.

Jk no he can't.

8 had quite a big secret?

Her actual hair color is neon pink.

9 became a singer?

My poor, poor ears.

10 got a daughter?

With...whom?

What would 1 think of 2?

"Oh, Johan, you are absolutely fabulous."

-Johan destroys Ghirahim-

How would 3 greet 4?

"DIE"

"NO YOU DIE"

"NO YOUUU"

What would 4 envy about 5?

Voldemort would LOVE to have Light's hair.

Anyone would.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

A nightmare.

"Nobody's smarter than me...nobody...NOBODY!"

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They can bend people to their will.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Dahlia would refuse to lend Ganondorf her parasol.

Where would 8 meet 9?

IN HELL.

Just kidding, I don't know.

Maybe a spa?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That water is the worst element.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Everything. Absolutely everything.

Is 3 Gay?

No because Kohta.


Imma do another one. Sexy male hero edition, because I can. Hurhur.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count):

1. Kenzo Tenma

2. Link

3. Ed Elric

4. Suzaku Kururugi

5. Yuri Lowell

6. Kirito from SAO

7. Duo Maxwell

8. Ike

9. Aang

10. Zael from Last Story

Then ask the following questions.

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh Doctor. You can do surgery on me any time.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I don't know if it would be comfortable for his arm, but I would definitely ask him to come shower with me.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What a...righteous...duo?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Yum.

An egg salad.

Delish.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would probably pass out because it's too adorable.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

'MURICA!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Remember, Ike? We talked about this. Fire is dangerous."

"But I like fire."

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

LOLOLOL Aang you're so funny.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I would do what any sane person would do.

SABOTAGE HIS OTHER RELATIONSHIPS.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Go on a journey to find them and experience major self-growth and extreme moral dilemmas.

Because that's just who he is.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

"Link, save yourself!"

"I have a fairy...?"

"Give it here."

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Wow Ed. A scrunchie. You shouldn't have. Oh, stilts, too? So generous.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Do you even have to ask that question?

KNIGHT OF ZERO TO THE RESCUE.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Act like nothing is wrong and then laugh in my face.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"Are you sure you're not too young for this?"

"OF COURSE NOT. Zael and I are meant to be."

"Well, if that's what you feel is...right..."

-looks toward sunset dramatically-

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Sad, angsty sex.

Yes I said it.

SUE ME.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Just as Zuko taught me firebending, Aang will teach me airbending!

And waterbending!

And earthbending!

#swag

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Perhaps shoot a banana at me? Lecture me? Probably the former.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

A sexy neurosurgeon who constantly deals with intense, philosophical dilemmas and saves people while he does it?

What, I ask you, is there not to love?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

"Link, I think Aang is a bit young for you."

"...I'll wait."

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Someone needs to teach me how to use chopsticks first.

Oh, and how to stab my own father.

Yeah I went there Suzaku, deal with it.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Mm.

No.

For several reasons.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"I'M GOING TO TELL ASUNA."

"NO PLEASE WAIT I'M SORRYYYY!"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh, Duo. I just know you're DYING to braid my hair.

Come over here.

Braid it.

-winks seductively-

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"I'll be your girlfriend, Ike."

"Kay."

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Come on, Aang. You can do better than that.

Write something in the sky, or in the ground, or with FIRE.

Anything but an email.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Dr. Tenma...and Zael...kissing?

Never in a million years would that situation ever actually occur, just saying.

But if it did, I would probs get a camera.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

SO MANY MORAL DILEMMAS IN THAT HOTEL ROOM RIGHT NOW.

"I just wanted to help, but now my brother has no body."

"Same. I murdered my own dad."

"Hey bro, it's all right."

"Hey bro, you too."

-proceed to sob hysterically-

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Why is everyone obsessed with hitting on little baby Kirito?

Would 2 trust 5?

Of course.

"I like your sword, fairy boy."

"I like your sword too, hair boy."

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

-Suzaku pokes Zael-

-Zael pokes Suzaku-

-TICKLING WAR ENSUES-

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Tenma would want to study neurology. Yuri would want to study environmental science.

Compromise?

Culinary Studies.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

"I don't really mind what we eat. Anything specific in mind, Kirito?"

"Rabbit."

"Uh. Okay."

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

The stand-up comedy duo of...Duo (hehe) and Aang.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

"Please, I really love my hair, you can't--"

"How do you expect to battle with your hair like this."

"PLEASE, SPARE MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR."

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

"That...That's not Asuna."

"Who's Asuna?"

"NOOOO"

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

The next prank they're going to play.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

"I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

"Ouch. That kind of hurt."

-Tenma spirals into a pit of self-hate-

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

"Hey Ed, who's this Mustang person?"

"I...I don't know what you're talking about."

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Sword fight!!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"It's okay, I don't have many friends anyway."

"Gosh, Kirito, I'm sorry, I just--"

"Imma go stab something."

"...'kay."

7 won the lottery?

HELL YEAH, MORE GUNS!

GUNDAM UPGRADES!

FOOOOOOD!

GOD OF DEATH WHADDUUUP.

8 had quite a big secret?

"I'm on steroids."

"Aiight not actually that surprised."

9 became a singer?

His band would be called the BoomerAangs.

10 got a daughter?

Aww. She has your eyes, Zael.

And unfortunately, she has Calista's whiney-ass voice.

What would 1 think of 2?

Is that even?

Tenma and Link are BFFLs.

They are connected by their virtuosity.

How would 3 greet 4?

"Hey Suzu, you're looking mighty righteous today."

"Thank you Ed. You're looking pretty moral yourself."

-fist bump-

What would 4 envy about 5?

Yuri has killed slightly less people than Suzaku.

Which, of course, keeps Suzaku up at night.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Here we go again with this obsession with Kirito.

Idk, another sword battle?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They like to wear black.

Because black is the new black.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

"Grow your hair out, Ike. It would be so great."

"No."

"Seriously?"

"No."

"Okay. Grow it out, cut it off, and give it to me. 'Kay?"

"No."

"Goddammit."

Where would 8 meet 9?

Therapy.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"Zael, I'm sorry. I ate all of the bananas."

"Great. How am I supposed to get on Yurick's nerves NOW?"

What would make 10 scared of 1?

"Please don't touch my brain, Doctor."

-Tenma straps on gloves-

"Don't worry. It will be over before you know it."

-laughs maniacally-

Is 3 Gay?

"HEY WINRY! Is Ed gay?"

"I don't know."

And there you have it.


And now, in honor of my feminist tendencies, a badass woman one.

This is an addiction at this point.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. CC

2. Zelda

3. Clare from Claymore

4. Mia Fey

5. Judith from Tales of Vesperia

6. Asuna

7. Nina Fortner

8. Franziska von Karma

9. Sheeda from Fire Emblem

10. Samus

Then ask the following questions.

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

No contracts, thank you, CC. But we can cuddle if you want.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(I'd really rather not see you naked, Clare, babe.)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

I would be shocked that Mia is betraying her one true love, DIEGO. And Sheeda, betraying her one true love, MARTH. Just not okay.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Eh. Krityan food is aiight.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Play with her hair!!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Well if Nina is part of my family, there are probably some crazy messed up things in my past.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Hey Franny. Get too intense with your whipping again?"

"...Maybe."

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I'd probably join her.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

She probably can't see me behind that helmet :(

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

GIVE ME GEASS AND BE MY ACCOMPLICE.

Maybe get me some nice contact lenses?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Pray to the goddesses, I guess.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

"I bought you a sword."

"Clare, I don't know how to use a sword."

"Well. Learn."

"...Okay..."

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Take whoever started the fire to court.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Sit with a smirk on her face and watch.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"I didn't know you played for that team."

"Well, CC, love transcends all."

"Love...yes, I suppose it does."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Puppets!!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

"Do you want to use my lance?"

"YES."

"Do you want to use my awesome winged horse?"

"YES."

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Shoot me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Green hair.

Gold eyes.

Loves pizza.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Zelda and Sheeda?

They'd make quite the elegant, badass couple.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

No.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

If they did, Yuri and Kirito would get pictures.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"You go, girl!"

"Yeah I do!"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh Nina, don't be jealous.

Your hair is so nice that men wear wigs to get your look.

I'm serious.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"FRANZISKA. JUST CONFESS YOUR LOVE TO HIM."

"I WILL NEVER CONFESS MY LOVE TO MILES EDGEWORTH."

"THEN HAVE FUN BEING LONELY."

"RAAAAAAAAAWR."

-whips everything in sight-

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Wow, Sheeda. I didn't know you even knew how to use email.

I am impressed.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

WOW!

CC AND SAMUS!

(does anyone have popcorn?)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

"I just need to get my revenge."

"Me, too."

"REVENGE!!"

"REVENGE!!"

-laugh maniacally, crazy with desires for revenge-

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

No. They already have soul mates.

Would 2 trust 5?

I think so.

Judith and Zelda are very similar.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

-Mia pokes Samus-

-Samus pulls out her ray gun-

-Mia pulls out her lawsuit-

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Judith would want to study environmental science. CC would want to study history.

So they'd probably end up picking Women and Gender Studies.

Because FEMINISM.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

"I don't need to eat much, so you don't have to cook anything special."

"NONSENSE CLARE!"

"No, really--"

"Do you even understand how good I am at cooking?"

-Asuna begins twirling her knife-

"Very good."

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Nina and Sheeda...Hmm...

Babysitting!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

"Ugh, this hair is too long."

"Franziska, I quite enjoy my long hair."

"I need a new whip, And your hair would be perfect."

-Judith grimaces-

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

"Where's the sword?"

"Well I thought you might prefer bow and arrows, Asuna-san."

"No. Draw him with swords. Two, actually."

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Ryan Gosling.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

-CC kicks Samus-

-Samus pulls out ray gun-

-CC laughs-

"Please. That gun is NOTHING compared to what I've seen."

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

"WAIT, SHEEDA, DON'T OPEN THAT!"

"Why not? Oh, how cute! A poem."

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Your hat is green.

Your tunic, too.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

They don't need to work out.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"I don't need your stupid party."

"I didn't invite Kirito, either."

"WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN PARTY."

7 won the lottery?

Nina, winning the lottery?

Hmm.

Lots and lots and lots of therapy.

8 had quite a big secret?

"My natural hair color isn't actually blue."

"Really? What is it, Franny?"

"Come on, don't be shy!"

"Neon orange."

"Lol."

9 became a singer?

People from all over Altea would flock.

FLOCK.

10 got a daughter?

"And this is how you shoot a gun, daughter."

"Samus! She's like, two!"

"Your point?"

What would 1 think of 2?

"Zelda, you're too prissy."

"CC, you're too amoral."

-become best friends because I say so-

How would 3 greet 4?

"Hi, Mia."

"Hi, Clare."

-become best friends because I say so-

What would 4 envy about 5?

Well, Judith's lover (Yuri preferably) just happens to be alive.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Food!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They have both had horrible hospital experiences.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

"Franziska, I need to borrow your whip."

"No."

"Please? I really need it! Tenma is coming over tonight!"

"No."

"FRANNY!"

Where would 8 meet 9?

In court.

(Idk why.)

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"You look better without your suit, Samus."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"...nothing."

What would make 10 scared of 1?

She's impervious to bullets and any type of gun!

The horror!

Is 3 Gay?

...Very well could be.


Bold the stereotypes that describe you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


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Divine Punishment by Moon White Rose reviews
Din, Nayru, and Farore, tired of a centuries old cycle, complain. They get punished by becoming the very thing they complain about as well as being cared for by their chosen.
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25 Reasons We Didn't Know We Loved Miles Edgeworth by 6GunSally reviews
(and where the heck is Phoenix Wright!) New Chapter!
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What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
Brother to Brother by MadFox32 reviews
20 oneshots about Klavier and Kristoph's adorable childhood together. Well... As cute as Kristoph gets, anyways. The title comes from Klaviers line in the last trial of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney: "We were supposed to face each other in that trial! A fair fight, brother to brother! I deserved that much!" (#20, as you might guess, will be about them meeting after the Misham trial)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,547 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Klavier G., Kristoph G. - Complete
Queen by Scytherageroses reviews
A Queen in name only. I had given that up in exchange for this eternal hell.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Zelda - Complete
A Message to You, by Deadaleta reviews
Dear anyone who I write to, I have decided to give a letter to each person I have come in contact with. Well, person, animal, anything with an intelligent mind. I have some things to say to each of you, after all, whether they be good, bad, complaints, or compliments. Please don't kill me after this. Your Hylian Hero, Link. Contains language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Link
Banana by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
It was a normal day in Ariela's Tavern... Until Zael got his hands on prank bananas.
Last Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Elza/Zael, Yuris/Yurick - Complete
The Legend of Summer Camp by Forever-Gamer231 reviews
Zelda is forced to go to a summer camp held by her dear old uncle at his ranch. She thought it'd be a drag, being stuck there all summer long. But little did she know about the hottie of a ranch hand that worked there. Rated T for later chapters. WARNING: I wrote this when I stupid and 13.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Chemicals by ZeldaLover29 reviews
Zelda goes to the top private school available. Even so, it does not challenge her. When a strange boy knocks on her window, begging for help, she discovers all excitement she could want follows. And then some.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Zelda, Link
Fearless by Young at Heart21 reviews
Another ROTS AU but Anakin never kills the younglings he returns after Sidious' request
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Return of a Queen by Beforethedawnbreaks reviews
When Tabatha is taken by the elves to be queen, it will take all of Raguna's courage to bring his wife back home. If not, an ancient evil will be released once more on the lands and the darkness with threaten to consume Tabatha.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Raguna, Tabatha
Sacred Melodies by emergency-fan-51 reviews
Everyone knows how Sheik came to Link to teach him the songs of the sages, but how did Sheik learn them? Two young Sheikah, exiled from society and personalities clashing, must fight through the realms to find the melodies of the realms. T to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Ouran High School Host Club: Breaking the Barrier by LoneMouse444 reviews
Girls never understood the Hitachiin twins. They could never see their individualities, but one girl was different. She broke the barrier.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
My Last Breath by Aurelia Knight reviews
Zelda never put much thought into what she wanted to do with her last breath when the time came. Tell someone she loved them? Leave instructions for Hyrule, perhaps? Either way, she'd get to make the decision sooner than she hoped for...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Link, Zelda] - Complete
Parachute by maya-slytherin princess reviews
Many lives ad been drastically changed during the secondary wizarding war this is only one of the stories that were never told, two people that had nothing left but the love they shared. But will that save them . R&R people
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - OC
Do You Feel That? That's Love by ClarinetOverlord reviews
Blaze has been crushing on Silver, and finally asks him to the prom. And a talk with Sonic gives Blaze more information than she anticipated.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Blaze, Silver - Complete
Subtlety by embyr-75 reviews
He dreamt of her in the nights...sometimes of her sitting up on the mountain alone, waiting for someone whose face he was afraid to glimpse for fear it was not his. AsheixShad
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ashei, Shad
Efficiency by GolfCartPowersGo reviews
A twelve-year-old should not be made to kill, saving the world or no. Different interpretation of Wind Waker. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Link - Complete
Howl's Moving Castle: A Different View by LoneMouse444 reviews
Ever wonder how Markl got to the Moving Castle? Read to find out! My second fanfic, please R&R! From Markl and Howl's POV
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Michael, Howl
A Night to Die For by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
10 Degrassi students receive anonymous invites to a party at the school one night and soon learn none of them will make it out alive. And one of them is behind it all...a Degrassi murder mystery, take your guess.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010
Degrassi: Umbrella Part 2 by LoneMouse444 reviews
Eli rejected Clare when she needed him the most... What is the aftermath? Cute little ONESHOT that I wrote. Just what I think should happen in the next episode!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Degrassi Songfic: I Never Told Her by LoneMouse444 reviews
Songfic OneSot! This is about Eli thinking about how much he misses Clare a couple days after they break up...
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Eli G. - Complete
Degrassi Songfic: Cancer by LoneMouse444 reviews
Anya is married to Sav now, but sadly she is diagnosed with the same cancer as her mom... This is a songfic based off the song Cancer by My Chemical Romance. ONESHOT!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Anya M., Sav B. - Complete
As The World Falls Down by Araceli L reviews
When the Altean King, Marth, sweeps Sheik away into a dazing, false, and beautiful fantasy, can the warrioress be subdued - and seduced? MarthxSheik one-shot. Do you dare read such an unexpected pair? Sort of AU, I suppose. Squint, there's the Smashers. (Art not mine!)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Zelda/Sheik, Marth - Complete
Keep On Dreaming by Llwynog the Bard reviews
A girl musing in her diary about her dreams. Read it and find out who. Random one-shot. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Legend of Zelda franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Malon - Complete
Guardian Hero by Marilynn Lake reviews
"Link took sword and shield to find a new occupation, other than herding goats and planting pumpkins. So he came to Hyrule Castle, and signed away his life to be in the Royal Guard of Hyrule...,and now, he regretted it." TP rewritten,:D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Link, Midna
Just a Dream by Llwynog the Bard reviews
Link and Midna are on their quest to reassemble the Mirror of Twilight. On the way they have the opportunity to lend a helping hand and change one girl's life. One-shot. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Legend of Zelda franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
When it Rains by Marilynn Lake reviews
Zelda struggles to write a letter to Link after his heartbreak. Songfic, LinkxMidna, song is When it Rains by Paramore. Short but sweet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Howl's Moving Castle: Braces by LoneMouse444 reviews
Oneshot: Markl has to get braces. That is pretty much all it has to it, not much to explain. Please R&R!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Michael - Complete
Memories of Lost Moments by Saria88 reviews
In a moment of quiet reflection, Saria thinks about how Link changed her life and how she viewed the world around her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,459 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Saria - Complete
I Remember by Llwynog the Bard reviews
Although Link has gone off to do more adventuring, one man remembers the great deeds that Link did for Hyrule. One-shot with an unlikely protagonist. Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Legend of Zelda franchise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Look After You by xparamorexbabex reviews
How will Link and Zelda survive once Midna is gone for good? oneshot at the end of Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
MR: Falling out of the sky by DeviousNeko reviews
Max and the flock are still on the run, but problems follow them everywhere- and a strange pain is corrupting the invincible Max.It seems only Fang can make it go away- but could Fang be causing it? Will Fang leave to protect her? Or stay to save her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Max, Fang
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War of the Four Lands: The Southern Shards reviews
Part 2: Link and his friends have managed to find the first two pieces of the Triforce. Though the price was heavy. Now they're going south, to the Zora Isles, to search for the next two shards. They'll find themselves sailing the Great Sea with new allies and confronting terrifying new enemies while Anowaika searches for her father and Zelda tracks their every move.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Link, Fi, Ghirahim, OC
War of the Four Lands: The Northern Shards reviews
They both want the Triforce of Courage in this era of darkness. Queen Zelda, for the power that it will grant her. Link, to stop her. He and his group of mercenaries will do anything to find it before she does. Thugs, snowy mountains, lost civilizations in hidden forests, shadow people, a wolf...all await them as they search for the northern shards of the Triforce of Courage.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 149,375 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Sheik - Complete
Misadventures of the Tennis Royals reviews
Older and wiser, the tennis royals are trying to find their paths in life. They're going to college, traveling the world, finding romance and jobs. Now that it's been a few years since their middle school days, their relationships have blossomed and their skills have grown; of course, that doesn't mean their antics have ended. I mean, who doesn't want to party it up in college?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma, Fuji S., Sanada G.
The Great Depression reviews
Alfred hasn't been seen for weeks. Everything is starting to crumble, even though WW1 has been over for nearly a decade. Nobody is sure where he's gone or why they can't reach him. But Arthur, convinced that he knows Alfred better than anybody else, takes it upon himself to find him and figure out what's wrong. He may be the only one who can help Alfred now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Smile for Me reviews
Suddenly I want more than anything to see his smile, to feel it grow within me. I want him to smile because a smile means something; a smile means that maybe his nightmares have gotten better. A smile means that maybe he's a little bit happy. A sign that maybe, just maybe, he's not as broken as his face would suggest. Smile for me, Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Run, Mikasa reviews
If they take you from me, I will bring you back. If they try to hurt you, I will protect you. Wherever you go, I will go. If you are here, I will stay here. If you are there, I will run there. And I will keep running until they give you back to me.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Bunny's Hardest Challenge reviews
Hi, this is Barnaby, the member of Tiger and Bunny who always goes to bed at 10:30 sharp. But after tonight, that's going to change. Because I'm about to embark on a mission unlike any other. A challenge harder than any I have ever faced. It will require strategy, diligence, wit, and unflinching determination. But first thing's first...does anybody know how to cook fried rice?
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
You Mean Forever reviews
Ashitaka suddenly felt tears in his eyes, as he heard San tell him that she wanted to be with him forever. That he meant the world to her, that to someone like San, he was important. He held her as tightly as he could, felt her arms around him and felt the grass tickling his skin. He heard the chattering of the kodama somewhere in the distance. This moment was forever.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Ashitaka, San - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Promise reviews
The sequel to Link's Reward. Link, a young, courageous hero, is about to be named Hyrule's Knight of Honor. The first ruler in the kingdom's history to have no blood connection to the Royal Family. He has the whole kingdom in the palm of his hands, but to him, it doesn't matter. For he broke a promise, and now, he intends to redeem that promise.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,741 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Shad, OC - Complete
A Cup of Tea with a Profound Prosecutor reviews
A prosecutor sits in his office preparing for a journey. But there is one thing he cannot seem to get off his mind. One person he cannot seem to forget. And suddenly, he has the strangest urge to share a cup of tea with him. With the man in the blue suit.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Suzaku's Elegy reviews
I told him that I was going to keep my promise. Even though he was gone...even though he could go no further...I was going to keep my promise and carry his burdens for him. Nameless, hidden in darkness, shedding perpetual tears. I will continue to play the Zero Requiem for you, Lelouch. And it will play forever, on and on and on, as Suzaku's Elegy begins to die.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Suzaku K. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: An Assassin's Heart reviews
Two centuries after the Twilight, Hyrule is falling apart in Princess Zelda's hands. A missing hero of fate, a rebellion force plotting against her, and a fatal assassin bent on killing her plague Zelda. A civil war approaches...one fighting for her life.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 155,604 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, OC - Complete
God of a Monster reviews
The blood that's on my hands is such a strange color. It's a muddied red. I saved his life. I helped him live. He would be dead. His soul would have gone up to heaven—perhaps down to hell, I haven't decided—if it weren't for these hands. I was a god for him
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Johan L., K. Tenma - Complete
The Artist and His Muse reviews
Everything is over. Everything is gone. There is nothing left for him anywhere. There is only the shadow, twisting and turning and unfurling inside of his soul. The shadow that reaches up and grabs his hand, pulls him down into the abyss of insanity where he can rot. There is only the artist, and he is its muse.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Link, Zelda, Dark Link - Complete
Painting Klavier's Nails reviews
I don't know how I got into that kind of situation. Don't ask, because I don't know. It's scientifically unexplainable. But somehow, on a rainy Tuesday afternoon two days before the murder trial of a man whose name I didn't bother to remember, I found myself sitting on the floor of Klavier Gavin's office, painting his nails.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Ema S., Klavier G.] - Complete
The Beautiful Six-Month Relationship of Diego Armando and Mia Fey reviews
It was a fierce love, one that made itself obvious to observers more so than it made itself obvious to the actual lovers. Sometimes, other people felt that they themselves were invested in this love, this wondrous gift that Diego Armando and Mia Fey were giving to the world. Their love made others feel loved. It was just that kind of love.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Mia F., Diego A. - Complete
By Candlelight reviews
She suddenly didn't mind that the candles were going out, because her entire body at that moment felt an immense wave of warmth overcome it. She bent down and placed her lips on his forehead, then sat in her beautiful environment of warmth and watched the last candle die.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Tavern Nights reviews
That thing was worse than anything she could imagine and anything she had experienced in the past. It was deadly and inevitable, no matter how hard she tried to evade it. It continued crawling into her mind, contaminating her soul, and making her quiver. It was the one thing she abhorred most in the world: falling in love.
Last Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Seiren/Syrenne, Jackal/Lowell, Manamia/Mirana, Elza/Zael - Complete
Fire in His Eyes reviews
The princess did something at that moment that was to be her driving force for the next few months—the only thing that would keep her going. Utterly unable to hold herself back any longer, out of gratitude and out of weakness and out of courage and out of fear, she dropped her spear and the reins of her horse and ran.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Caeda/Shiida, Marth - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Daughter of Darkness reviews
I'm not sure what my father, Ganondorf, truly thought of me. But I do know that I'm a weapon in his armory. Perhaps I'm the strongest one he ever had. And now, I know how to use that strength: to avenge my father's death and kill the Hero of Twilight.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Link, Ganondorf, Zelda
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: OneShots reviews
A group of one-shots all about Camp Half-Blood and the hidden stories behind the events that happened throughout the series. Stories about Percy, Annabeth and the rest of the demigods as I try to fill in the gaps. Humor, drama, and of course, PERCABETH!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Jason G.
The Legend of Zelda: Songfics reviews
A group of of song-fics all about Link, Zelda, Midna, and Ilia and their stories. All one-shots about love, friendship, hurt, comfort, tragedy, and horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Zelda, Link, Midna, Ilia
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Reward reviews
Ganondorf is finally defeated, but Midna's gone. Luckily for Link, Zelda is there and ready to give him anything he chooses as a reward. But before he can tell her what he truly wants, a new evil rises. One that threatens everything they know...one that threatens everything they love...one that helps Link truly understand what he wants from Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 176,897 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Literally Fighting My Way Through High School reviews
Mia Mendez is the perfect girl with the perfect life. But when she's invited to attend Super Smash Academy, things start changing. What happens when she's thrown into the arena with no experience? Drama, that's what. OC, Ike, Samus, Zelda, Link, Pit, etc.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Samus A., Ike
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