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I'm a reader, not a writer.

Why read AH Twilight fanfics almost exclusively? Because Twihard ficsters tend to come up with the best stories.


1) The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl - witty banter, creative pop culture references, the sweetest moments and the juiciest lemons. Throw in a smart compassionate Bella, and oh, the BEST. EDWARD. EVER. ABG=Genius.

2) Worth the Burn by My-Bella - as close to a real life story as one can get, extremely well written and highly addictive: smart, substantial and non-angsty. A sweet, cheesy (almost perfect) E and my personal favorite Bella.

3) The Art After 5 series (Art After 5, Counterpoint, Guide to Losing a Player in One Date, and Some Little Girls) by sleepyvalentina - this is not fanfic. This is future New York Times Bestseller.

4) Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain - one of the most entertaining fics I've come across. Highly re-readable.

5) Coming Through the Rye by thx4fish formerly known as Mac214 - absolutely love this one. Sexy, sexy Scottish Edward, his not-so-secretly pining best friend Bella, and her hilarious inner voice Madge.

6) Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 - sweet, hot, funny, and just a little angsty. Bella's a kindergarten teacher, Edward's a commercial jingle composer, Tanya's psycho, and Jacob's gay.

7) The Submissive, The Dominant, and The Training by tara sue me - positively riveting. No wonder this series is on most of the favorite stories lists of the best twific authors.

8) Fourteen by crimsonmarie - one of the few Bella and Edward fics set in highschool that's more substantial than the typical set-in-highschool twi-fics. Now published by TWCS.

9) Songbird by Sydney Alice - this one had me mesmerized from start to finish.

10) Legacy by AutumnDreamer - A refreshingly smart-alecky Edward, bold/shy/sweet Bella and an Emmett you'd love to have as your brother.

11) Spellbound by Claire Bloom - I'm not necessarily a fan of period type bodice rippers, but damn, this one's really good!

12) An Island In The Sun by drotuno - another under-appreciated fic. One of those sweet BE=meant to be stories that make for a nice weekend or vacation read.

13) Secret Sex by erinblatt - an extremely sweet and poignant story of love, friendship, and family disguised as smut. Chapter 10 is the single most beautiful piece of writing I've ever read in fan fiction.

14) Two Hundred Years of Solitude by Philadelphic - short.Poignant. Good.

15) Isolation by Bex-chan - for the longest time I didn't think that there could ever be a Harry Potter fic that could hold a candle to the original. This one can. This is just as riveting as HP & the Deathly Hallows. The characters are very much canon too. It's like taking a time turner and spinning it into a parallel reality.

I'm totally willing to pay for Original fics reworked from fanfic. These authors worked just as hard on their fics as S. Meyer, JK Rowling, et al., and deserve to be recognized and supported. Good for Snowqueen Icedragons on getting Master of the Universe aka 50 Shades of Grey on top of the N.Y. Times Bestseller List, and two of my favorite Ffn authors, Alice Clayton aka feathersmmm, and JM Darhower aka Kharizzmatik, have made it to the top of Amazon's BestSeller list so far. Sydney Alice, sleepyvalentina, and hunterhunting could be next!


1) The Unidentified Readhead, The Redhead Revealed, The Redhead Plays her Hand, Wallbanger, Rusty Nailed and Last Call by Aice Clayton aka feathersmmm - the first book was a Bellie Award winning original fic formerly titled I Love LA. Wallbanger is the reworked version of Edward Wallbanger, one of my all-time favorite romcoms. Extremely entertaining and highly re-readable.

2) Trust in Advertising and Boycotts and Barflies by Victoria Michaels aka vjgm - TIA was a Summer 2009 Bellie Award winner while B&B was a Winter 2009 Bellie Award nominee. TIA is a really good romance novel, and B&B makes for a great vacation read.

3) Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvain Reynard aka Sebastien Robichaud - Gabriel's Inferno is the revised version of the first half of the multi-award winning University of Edward Masen. The story is beautifully reworked so that it's both familiar and new to new readers and Ffn fans of UOEM.

4) Sempre, Made, The Librarian Principle, Extinguish, Reignite, Monster in his Eyes, and Torture to her Soul by JM Darhower aka Kharizzmatik - Sempre is the novel that used to be Emancipation Proclamation. Sempre is much grittier and realistic than EP and I love both versions, but Made, which is a spinoff of Sempre, is just engrossing.

5) More by TM Franklin aka Tkegl - from the author who brought us Cutlass and Do Over.

6) The Plan by Qwen Salsbury - even better than the fanfic version! Part of the fun in reading this via FFN was the alerts at all hours of the day and night, but the author reworked it beautifully. Very witty and funny.

7) Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by Helena Hunting aka hunter-hunting - this story grabs hold of your heart and guts from the first chapter and never lets go until the very end. The novel version is more streamlined and focused than the fanfic one, but both versions are equally compelling.

8) Pucked by Helena Hunting aka hunter-hunting - this used to be The Misapprehension of Bella Swan. Crass, loud, and absolutely hilarious.

9) Exposure by Morgan and Jennifer Locklear aka MOGand RandomCran - a delightful story and brilliantly edited. An excellent guilty pleasure read.

10) No Ordinary Bloke by Mary Whitney - this spinoff from the From the Heart series is an awesome standalone read.

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A Court of Stars and Dreams by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is volunteered by Narcissa to represent their family at the pure-blood Calenmai games under the banner of the Night Court. He asks his best friend, Hermione Granger, to stand at his side and help him pick a worthy bride from the available witches. Will Hermione really give up the man she secretly loves to allow Draco to fulfill his familiar duty? Drama/Romantic-comedy
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Court of Thorns and Roses - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/10 - Published: 8/25 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Make Me Whole by RZZMG reviews
Theo Nott was born different, but he's never told anyone his secret, not even his best friend, Draco Malfoy, whom Theo has loved since they were children. War, family duty, & society 'norms' stand in the way. A story about discovering what's truly important in life, and how love can undo you...and make you whole. TransgenderMetamorph!Theo x Draco. Romance/Drama/Angst. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/11 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
The Way Home by RZZMG reviews
"There is no fate, but what we make for ourselves." Her world burning & suffering from a war lost long ago, Hermione Granger goes back in time to change the future. To do that, she has to save the life of the pre-destined owner of the Elder Wand: Draco Malfoy. Remix of "The Terminator" series. Dramione Drama/Romance/Horror/Action. Dramione-Remix Fest 2017 entry #1 of 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Terminator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,131 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/20 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6768 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 6,394 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14845 - Favs: 21,947 - Follows: 13,681 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nightingale by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
A hardworking seamtress leaves her home of Portsmouth, England to try her fortune as an indentured servant in the colonies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 143,521 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7573 - Favs: 11,050 - Follows: 5,968 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7191 - Favs: 6,169 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12941 - Favs: 8,244 - Follows: 6,284 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Burn by MyBella reviews
A night of Halloween trickery & secrets leads to some unexpected treats for Bella. Will this night of debauchery be a one time occurrence? Or will Bella & Edward risk the burn and attempt a relationship? Rated "M" for mature language & situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 716,479 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 233 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 6,396 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Little Girls by sleepyvalentina reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
La Cerise: The Sweetest Cherry by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,516 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9816 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10051 - Favs: 7,492 - Follows: 6,143 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Doin' Dracula by wantmywifeback reviews
Edward is a real vampire in this story. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Grabbing Hold of Letting Go by Calendulam reviews
Bella has been away from home for a long time, and is only convinced to return by the impending marriage of her best friend. Jasper is scheming, Alice is worried and Edward is smitten. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Island In The Sun by drotuno reviews
Edward and Bella were friends in high school, but found love just before he went away to college. They haven't seen each other in 6 years. Will the lie she told him change everything when he finds out? Has years of struggle made a change in Bella? AH M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,597 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9022 - Favs: 15,752 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Hundred Years of Solitude by philadelphic reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 9,492 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete