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Hello people around the world! Behold, the queen of yaoi! all fangirls (and perhaps even fanboys, if i feel generous) are under my personal protection, so flamers beware! Hurt my subjects or my friends and i'm coming for you! that goes for everyone else on earth too! I really don't do profiles. If there's something you want to know about me, just ask. I do copy and paste stuff though. I loooove me some copy and paste!!

~~How You Know You're Addicted to Yaoi/Slash when;

1. Increassed Perversion; everything seems sexual

2. You can't stand it when someone changes one male from a yaoi/Shounen-ai couple and magically makes them a girl

3. You magically change a girl from a non-yaoi/Shounen-ai into a boy just to make a Yaoi/Shounen-ai couple

4. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

5. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

6. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

7. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

8. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

9. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

10. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

11. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

12. The most exciting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

13. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

14. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

15. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in/watch.

16. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

17. You wish you were a boy just to be gay.

Here. If it's bold, the first bit applies. The second parts don't always. You can learnt a lot about people from these:

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (or bastard)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Hey!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Well...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (OI!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I was born on the day of Axelx2 or Zexion+Luxord
In the month of Xaldin
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
And I'm Roxas+Xemnas years old. You could also say that I'm Xaldin+Marluxia years old or Xion years old.
My favorite number is Vexen+Xion
But my lucky number is Roxas
If you get it, put your own on your profile!

Kh survey (Axel says to spread the Kh fever!)

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Waaaay too many. XD But I'd have to say...Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Not a big fan of the girls. Kinda like Larxene but that's about it.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xemnas, Mansex, Xehanort, Ansem, DiZ, I don't care what you call him, I just don't like him. >:P

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Gotta be Kairi. She just...doesn't do anything. -_-'

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
...Probably Olympus Colessieum, cuz that's where Cloud and teenage Zack come in.

6. Least Favorite World?
I don't think I have a least favorite. They're all the same to me.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Either Sephiroth's Masamune, Cloud's Buster Sword, Leon's Gunblade, or Riku's Oblivion. lol that's a lot. XD

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
That weird Keyblade Kairi got. It's way too girly for my taste. -_-'

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
...No clue.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
His final form, hands down. :)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling)
AxelXRoxas, VentusXTerra, RikuXSora...that about covers it. ^^

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples)
SoraXKairi. I really think she shoulda been cut outta the love triangle. Who's with me? :D

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of?
That depends. Is ZexionXDemyx considered a crack pairing?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Anything involving Goofy or Donald... *shiver*

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
That Axel dies. I swear I nearly cried. T.T

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
...Again, not sure.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
I guess it could happen.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Oh, most definately. :3

Does Xemnas's name spell "mansex"?
Of course! :D

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
If not her then Sora, but I actually like Sora, so yeah, Kairi gets it.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for?
...Probably Namine, just cuz it makes more sense.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
That Isa is much more likeable than Saix and that Lea and Ven look adorable together~!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Not to me, even though that game totally PWNed me. ^^'

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Zexion. :D

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Probably Riku cuz we both have our friends at heart, even when we do crazy stuff. :3

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Umm...when I was reading yaoi at school and a teacher snuck up behind me. It's happened many times... T.T

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I will eventually. I really wanna be Cloud! Although I don't know why...

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When Demyx runs from Sora. "Run Run awaaaay!" Lmao, priceless. XD

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Oh god, Sephiroth. I havent even played the second game and I know it's Sephiroth. >.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addicting?

30.5. What did you see as the worst moment(s) in the 2nd game?
Axel dying. I really wanted to cry. T.T And only didn't cuz my parents were around.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Sexy Zexy. :3

33. Riku or Roxas?
Foxy Roxy. :3

34. Roxas or Sora?
Again, Foxy Roxy. ^^

35. Axel or Demyx?

36. Kairi or Larxene?

37. AxelxRoxas or RikuxSora?

38. Namixas or Namiku?
...Namiku. Roxas and Axel were meant for each other. X3

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Paopu Fruit. I wanna share it with someone. ^^

42. Cloud or Leon?
...Tough one. I have to say...Cloud.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean, since I've never heard Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Zexion, Axel (and Lea :D), Roxas (and Ven :3), Leon, Cloud, Zack, Riku, Terra, and believe it or not Sephiroth. X3

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Kingdom Hearts and Crisis Core. Yay Zack! :D

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Ven looks like Roxas, Xion Kairi and Namine all look alike, Riku looks like Sephiroth, Sora looks like Leon, Ven and Roxas look like Cloud...and that's all I can think of. XD

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom hearts 3, the keyblade wars!!! *angelic choir sings*

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Gotta love the plot. :3

Next Quiz/Survey thing

1.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
Indeed. Both. ;3

2.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
KH Birth By Sleep, KH 358/2 Days, A KH blanket, KH slippers, a KH backpack, and a neklace with Sora on it. :D

3.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
Not really. But I'd still love to meet them. ^^

4.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
AkuRoku, of course. :P

5.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
Twilight. It sounds the coolest. XD

6.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
Duh! :D

7.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Roxas, Axel, Demyx, and Zexion. :3

8.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
Anti-Kairi. Sorry kairi fans.

9.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
Nope, but I'm getting there.

10.) Have you read the manga?

11.) Do you believe Sora has ADD?
No doubt in my mind. XD

12.) Japanese or English?
English. I can't understand Japanese just yet.

13.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
Pro-Namine. She woke Sora up! :D

14.) Demyx = Annoying or funny?
His annoyingness is what makes him funny! X3

15.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
I dunno, probably.

16.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Can't he be a sexy emo beast? lol JK. He's called Sexy Zexy for a reason, people. :3

17.) Which character would be the best crossdresser?
...Marluxia or Demyx. Although I'd love to see Leon or Cloud crossdress. XD

18.) Axel = Gay or straight?
Gay. Definately gay.

19.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
...Not sure.

20.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?

21.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Double yup.

22.) Do you like lemons?
Super mega triple yup. :3

23.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
Nope, and I plan on keeping it like that.

24.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
Nope, but now I will. XD

25.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
Nope. Don't think I'd want to, either. >.>

26.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
Indeed. :D

27.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"

28.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
Double nope.

29.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
Triple nope.

30.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
Quadruple nope.

31.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?

32.) Would you ever join Organization XIII?
If I could, I would in a heartbeat. no pun intended. XD

33.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I have millions of ideas for pictures, but I suck at drawing, so no. T.T

34.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
...I dunno.

35.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
Nah. Might make one, though.

36.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
Maybe. Just a teensy bit. ;3

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are secretly the embodiment of Satan and the only thing that's prevented you from flat out killing anyone is the law and that stupid voice in your head called "your conscience", then copy this into your profile and join the Bunny and the Kitty.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I only copy and Paste things that are true about me and things that I'm sure of. If you do too copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!

95 percent of teens would have a break down if Miley Cirus was on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Post this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who would be screaming, "Jump Bitch, Jump!"

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (no doubt about it and damn proud of it.)

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

95 of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile because it makes you cool in the fangirl world.

If you have a scary crush on a book, animé, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my best friend and I created it, and we happily live there together.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (oh please. I don't need sugar to be hyper. I JUST RANDOMLY GET LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Most kids want to grow up. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the group of kids who likes being childish.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile (usually its a wall or my best friend)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (always do! ;3)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! (glares at aaliyah)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (just as long as everything isn't TOO girly.)

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? (i have no idea how that works out. O.o but it does regardless, and im proof...but still, HOW???? O.o)

If you have ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT immagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile (its practically a sport with me.)

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile. (im insane, shes insane, and were best friends. its perfect! ^^)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (its rare that i say something that makes sense.)

If you have shouted in the middle of a crowded room, "I support Yaoi!" paste this son of a bitch into your profile and add your name!! Ripuku( with great pride, I might add), iheartkenji (in a bookstore, no less... :D), samy1250 (biology class. Ms Ebeling wants more attention, Leonie takes up offers for a screw driver and I scream that I support yaoi:D) QueenOfTheYaoi (in the middle of a rally against homosexuals working in the medical feild, but i dont think any of them knew what yaoi was.)

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Everybody Loves Cloud by CrisisChild reviews
One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x everyone in Shinra
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,030 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Unwanted by krissystvs reviews
when Ven overhears Terra and Aqua complaining about him, he thinks they don't love him anymore so he runs away in the hope of finding someone who really cares about him . Will Terra and Aqua realise their mistake and ever find Ven? OMG IT'S AN UPDATE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,935 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven, Master Xehanort
A Girl or a Boy? by YunaBlaze reviews
Cloud is a new student in High School and has troubles with bullies, which force him to use his talent of disguise himself as a girl to escape them, but he only jumped out of the pan and into the fire when he caught the attention of Genesis Rhapsodos.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,547 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
A Bet Too Far by mystmoon92 reviews
So in heaven the lovers are Italian? Spain is unconvinced and decides to test the country's seductive skills on the most frigid country he can think of... Engano NO SPAMANO
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 3/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain
Curse of Curves by FearlessDranzer reviews
If you told senior Cloud, that he'd have the hots for his cruel math teacher he'd call you crazy. Between school and track he's too busy for love. But gradually, he discovers his burning attraction for the man and now he's determined to seduce him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,096 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Lonely Day by Nellopenguin reviews
Prussia finds himself stuck alone in Germany's house, with almost no food and a snow storm raging outside. Suddenly someone he never would have expected to visit is standing at the door. This makes Prussia wonder what happend to the moody Italian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
My Vital Regions by sweetness4theheart reviews
The brain is as much a vital region as the heart; too bad America couldn't deal with the memories. So he forgot, stayed the hero but it couldn't last forever. Regrets are there for a reason and America, it's time to remember yours. AmericaxWorld, AmeriCan, RuPru. InsaneAmerica. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,681 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - America, Canada
Here's a Lullaby To Close Your Eyes by meganoodledoodle reviews
Zack takes in Genesis after finding him weakened and sick from his Degradation. But the Ex-SOLDIER isn't willing to be looked after by an inexperienced puppy and Zack isn't prepared for the insults and personal remarks made by him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,391 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Zack F., Genesis R.
Bite Marks by Vietta reviews
Reno & Rude need each other more than they are willing to say. Reno's fear and Rude's pride bring them together yet keep them apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,556 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
From Me to You by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. A series of adventures between little England and Rome, because who knows what will happen between a rebellious island and the world's strongest empire over two hundred years? Well, apparently a lot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, England/Britain - Complete
Ten Things that Never Happen in FF7 Fanfiction by Clement Rage reviews
Not entirely serious, not entirely humourous. Ten things that never happen in Final Fantasy 7 fanfiction.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Bring Havok On a Screeching Mutant by Claude S. Tien reviews
Alex finds himself liking a certain red-headed boy. Alex? The most emotionless person there is? Yes. He's in love with Sean. Cheesy, some would say, but not him. Would someone like Sean return his feelings? Only time will tell. SLASH! Havok/Banshee!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Alexander S./Havok, Sean C./Banshee
Pitiful by Endellion reviews
With their past behind them, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz are trying to live ordinary lives under Vincent's care. But when boredom sets in, the three of them might find themselves in more trouble than they can handle. Sequel to my story Pity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,301 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Vincent V., Kadaj - Complete
The Baby Organization XIII by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
After number XIV reads a spell out loud, the members of Organization XIII turn younger! With even the Keyblade Master as a baby, and the older members as teenagers, will someone manage to turn them back? Or are they stuck as babies forever! On permanent hiatus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,644 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Xemnas, Xion - Complete
My Night by Changeling Fey reviews
Ven is the good kid, the one who makes the grade and never stays up too late. Terra is the opposite, the bad boy, the delinquent. But for the two of them, it's true what they say. Opposites really do attract. Rated for the future.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Terra, Ventus/Ven
Hostage by KuroOhkami reviews
Riku is guilt ridden over what occurred with Sora over the Kingdom Hearts Saga. He goes to Castle Oblivion to find answers to the Organization's true motives but he finds something unexpected in the lower floors. Riku takes Zexion Hostage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Riku, Zexion
Untitled by SaraHerrin reviews
A simple rescue of a precious heirloom throws Heracles into an awkward situation. Sadiq, wanting to help his beloved finds himself pushing him away.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Turkey, Greece
Celebrate by Re-Rei reviews
"Dude, I just realized something." "And that would be?" "We're going to die." "Are you high?" It could be their last days alive. There was no way they were going out without a couple celebrations.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Stress Reliever by April Ballad reviews
*COMPLETE* 5 meetings between Turkey and Greece; they've got a lot of issues to sort out, and a lot of frustration to work through. PWP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Greece, Turkey - Complete
Italy, the Mafia and Britain by RavenSara84 reviews
South Italy has a problem, which was caused by Spain, he now has to stay with Britain for a while. It's not what he wants, but the Brit is trying to save his life from the Italian mafia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain
Caelitus Mihi Vires by Cantate Domino reviews
Feliciano is becoming a bishop and wants to make Lovino a better Catholic and will do anything to gain such. But, are the nonconformist views of the elder altogether more Christian than Feliciano will ever be? AU: 1516: Florence, Italy; Dark! Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
When Rude met Reno by Vitalini reviews
Its not easy being a Turk, but what does it take to become one? While Rude is discovering what it really means to be a Turk, Tseng finally thinks he’s found a way to calm a certain redheaded devil causing havoc in the Turk department. Join Rude and....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 174,848 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Rude, Reno
Nobody, Nothing, No Matter by foxworth reviews
The Organization is back, no one knows why, Not even its own members-at least, that's what they're saying...Zexion fanfic. Slash, but still in canon. Suggestions via reviews strongly encouraged. Now editing, will be followed by a sequel soon!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,091 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
Lexicon by tenspeed457 reviews
Zexion starts spending time with his roommate, Axel, and his boyfriend, Roxas. They introduce him to Demyx. Yaoi, rated for lemons, language, and drug use.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Demyx, Zexion
Boredom by OhJay reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
The Misadventures of Zack Fair by Aka Pine reviews
How many rules/regulations were broken by, or instated because of, Zack Fair? Quite a few, actually.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Zack F.
Kingdom Hearts: On Tour by Kiyux the Shrubless reviews
An up-and-coming band, Kingdom Hearts, has both inner and outer conflicts... With Roxas declaring almost every day that they are 'just friends' and Axel trying to tell him how he really feels... How can Axel make his move? AU colab w/edword-a-ferd986
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Axel's Pranks and Prejudice by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
that's right, YOU the reviewer decides! Axel's hosting a prank show, and he needs help! Send him a prank and it's recipient, and watch the fun! This is on permanent hiatus, no more chapters will be released.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,701 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Organization XIII Truth Or Dare? by Leopardheart-Naux-Kadaj reviews
Well, I really wanted to have one of these! R&R pleeeeease! Warning: Crack and laughter will ensue . Rated T just in case...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011
Sleepless Love by Chocobo Knights reviews
Both Reno and Cloud are famous idol and they both are straight, but one day they were hired to play a gay couple in a drama. Together, they embark on a journey into the heart of the story and their relationship slowly starts to change...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Reno, Cloud S.
Wish by Tragedy Smiles reviews
Cloud recieves a gift from the planet...one wish to make all his dreams come true, but what will he wish for? Slight AU. CloudxSephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Three's the Charm by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
Axel's tried three times to kill himself. Right before he trys, the new kid calls him with something trivial. So far he's saved him three times. Rated for slight cursing, and attempted suicide.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Please don't leave again by XxDailyDreamxX reviews
After Liddell awakens from her "dream" on the path to Babayaga's house, she's dazed and hasn't the slightest idea what was real and what wasn't. She remembers only her friend, Loue. Liddell refuses to speak till she finds him. But what will she do then?
A Witch's Tale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Liddell, Loue
Partners by Enide Dear reviews
Rude's first meeting with his new partner goes fairly well. Apart from Reno being responsible for him being drugged and beaten up, of course.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Falling for You by ZekuRoku reviews
"I was having such a normal day until this kid fell off the clock tower, of course first instinct was to save him. But, I swear if I knew he would have been this much trouble I never should have broken his fall." Pairing: Zexion/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Zexion, Roxas
I Can't Say I Don't Like It by LittleWishfulThinker reviews
Twins Ventus and Roxas just recently figured out they swing THAT way. What comes after realization? Experimentation. And who better to experiment with than your best friends? ... and your twin brother... AkuRoku, VenTerra, RokuVen. Yaoi dwells here!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Roxas - Complete
Welcome Back Chicken Wuss by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
After being away for five years, Hayner finally comes back to his hometown. What happens when he runs into his biggest rival at a party? Seiner. Oneshot. Lemon. For Pahoyhoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Separation Anxiety by ImpertinentCur reviews
Dark is Daisuke's Sacred Maiden! What happens when they both realize this? Insanity? Irritability? NUDITY? Yaoi, Dark x Daisuke
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Its Complicated by J96C reviews
Mustang needs Ed back in central to take care of a mix up. But is that really why Roy wants Ed back?... Mainly: ROY/ED with some ED/HAVOC, ROY/ED/HAVOC. WARNING: Sexual things take place. No yaoi warnings in or throughout the story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Burst by Screaming Argonaut reviews
It would seem that Ed's playing hooky from work, but Havoc soon discovers the severity of the situation. rating lowered to T because there was less vulgarity than i had anticipated.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward E., Jean H.
The Other Side of Sandpaper by daruma-sama reviews
Roxas and Axel have to dorm together. Roxas hates Axel. Axel likes Roxas. Axel calls Roxas a book murder. Roxas calls Axel a clowned ring leader. Axel/Roxas Demyx/Zexion Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,191 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Axel, Roxas
You by soda-denial reviews
Dark/Daisuke. It all started when Dark told Risa why he will never like her.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,864 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Battle Of Lust by Jester310 reviews
He always wanted this. Now, nobody can stop a horny Ace even if it's his own brother. My very FIRST fic. Incest and definitely YAOI. you've been warned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Student No 54963 by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Zexion is always at top of his class. One day, when he finds that there is another student that threatens his top spot, he takes it upon himself to find out who it might be and is surprised at the result. Dexion, Oneshot Lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Fanboy's Dream by Schizzar reviews
Roxas finally gets to meet two of his heroes, the guitarist and the singer of one of his favorite bands, Axel and Demyx. However, he was very unaware of what he was getting himeself into. Akurokudemy. A make up fic for missing Akudemy day and Akuroku day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Jail What? by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
This is an awfully fancy interrogation room, sir. Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth. Warnings: Pairing order matters, Cloud is fifteen if that freaks you out, move along
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Nervous by impossiblyimpossible reviews
Axel and Roxas play a game of Nervous....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Double The Pleasure by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed always knew just what buttons to push to make Al go along with whatever he wanted; not that Al minded. Especially in situations like this. Elricest--Al/Ed. Lemon, yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Health Insurance by Caddie reviews
[LeonCloud]Leon didn’t know that Cloud had mistaken his office for the psychiatrist’s next door. After all, Leon was only an accountant and Cloud was entertaining.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Sick Day by Morgana Maeve reviews
-Crack- With Roxas sick, how does the rest of the Organization help him? Easy: They make it worse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
If You Want To Get Out Alive by bloodyamore reviews
Zexion resorts to asking past enemies for help, Demyx awakens not sure how he survied, and the trio are called for a mission... but Sora has a nobody that can't be forgotten. My best writting yet... R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sora, Zexion
Scent of a Storm by Cloaked Vampire reviews
Zexion finds himself being 'stalked' by the Melodious Nocturne and isn't sure he likes it. All Demyx wanted was a hug. Yaoi, ZexionDemyx, lemon in the second chapter.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Zexion, Demyx
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Pretty Words and Shiny Things reviews
Very bad title. XD Who steps up when Japan is in need? The earthquakes and tsunami have him close to death, and even his spirit has broken. Can he be saved before his nation's reign ends? Written for the relief effort in Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Japan - Complete
FF VII Q & A reviews
Self exclamitory. Ask whoever you want, whatever you want, and laugh at the hilarity that ensues. :3
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Cloud S.
Silver Silk reviews
A lily pure silver in color, who's petals were silk in Cloud's fingers. It radiated energy. Sunlight hit it and the flower turned to ash. Glancing at the flower bed Cloud saw three more piles of ash. Four lilies of silver silk. What does it mean?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Boredom reviews
The Kingdom Hearts characters learn that a bored Axel plus a pen and paper equals total chaos. Fun times. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Axel
Expecting a Shock reviews
Italy's acting freaky. Germany has no idea what the hell is going on. GermanyX N.Italy yaoi in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Separate Mind reviews
Sora is awake again, but who is this voice in his head? He discovers that Roxas is still alive. Time passes, Roxas and Sora grow close, and Sora wants to do whatever he can to make Roxas happy, even if it kills him. SoraXRoxas, possible yaoi later.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Roxas, Sora
Tofu reviews
Sort of a crack-ish fic. Ever have someone bug the crap outta you about the things you like to eat? Well, now it's Vincent and Cloud's turn to get harassed. Fun times. XD Rated T, basically for Reno and Cid. :3
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Cryptic Poems reviews
Giftfic for Ariel Scottsin. Sephiroth haunts Cloud's dreams, and leaves something behind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Flashbacks reviews
The World That Never Was is an odd place. Always dark and complicated, but magical none the less. Axel and his superiors take a walk down memory lane during a thunderstorm, but when the lightning strikes just a bit too close for comfort, what happens?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Axel
New Year's Surprises reviews
The year is quickly coming to a close, as is the Organization members' vacation. Roxas wants to make sure the year ends with a memorable bang for a certain slate haired schemer. Friendship ZexionRoxas, a scheming Roxas, a confused and irked Zexion. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
An Organization Holiday reviews
Five short stories about how the Organization spends Christmas. Mainly RoxasZexion friendship, but Axel, Demyx, and Xigbar make appearences too. :3 I know, sucky summary, the stories are better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
The Wonderful World of Fan Service reviews
A big game of truth and dare! Every character that appears in kingdom hearts has agreed to do whatever the reviewers ask of them. Submit a deep, personal question or a retardedly hilarious dare and watch the magic happen. :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Sunrise reviews
"You're leaving to get away from people, aren't you. The people that are a part of your past." Cloud's ghosts are haunting him, and he can't take it anymore. Reminders are everywhere. CloudReno friendship with a side of CloudVincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
The Child In The Snow reviews
Even rescues a "stray cat" from a frostbitten demise, and it changes his life forever. But for better or worse? Even the blonde himself has no idea. EvenXIenzo, Even being fatherly without realizing it, Ienzo being slightly bratty. Please review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Even, Ienzo - Complete
Kitchen Mishaps reviews
After a mission goes wrong and Xaldin can't cook dinner, he asks Zexion to do it for him. And of course, Demyx and Roxas are eager to help. Friendship ZexionRoxasDemyx, Roxas and Demyx screwing stuff up. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Master And Slave reviews
Francis wakes up in Ivan's bedroom. Hardcore smut and yaoi. Giftfic for ShadowTheHedgehog's Wifey. Warning: Very dirty!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Russia, France - Complete
Sketching reviews
Zexion does some reminiscing about his two favorite blondes, while he happens to have a sketchbook in his lap.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Zexion, Roxas - Complete
A Painting of What Could Be reviews
Satoshi can't sleep. What happens when Daisuke appears on his balcony?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Being A Test Subject reviews
Zexion is tinkering in the lab and Roxas wants to help, but the bluenette doesn't need it. When Roxas recalls something he had seen Zexion and Vexen do numerous times and asks to help with that, Zexion agrees. Freindship ZekuRoku, potions gone wrong. :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
An Innocent Question reviews
Sora asks Leon a very...interesting question. Leon, having no idea how to answer, goes to Cloud to help explain. Cleon, Soriku, mentions of yaoi, a very confused Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Halloween Temptations reviews
Aerith and Yuffie want to have a Halloween Party! And they have costumes for everyone...in pairs. When Leon refuses to go, and then reluctantly decides to try on his costume, he finds something odd when he leaves the changing room. Cleon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
I'll Come With You reviews
A rewrite of Roxas leaving the Organization. What would have happened if Axel had come with him that day? Yaoi, Fluff, fighting, lemon flavored goodness. AxelXRoxas, Soriku, implied Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas
A Virgin By Any Other Name reviews
Roxas notices something interesting about his blue haired superior. So he tries to figure out what's different about him and fix it. But when he finds out, how will it turn out for Zexion? Friendship ZexionXRoxas, a confused Zexion, a suggestive Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
The Joy of Clones reviews
Roxas is taking lessons on how to make clones, but doesn't see why. So Zexion shows him. How? By messing with his head, of course. Friendship ZexionXRoxas, a teasing Zexion and a very confused Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
The Things Hair Can Hide reviews
All is quiet and peaceful in Roxas's room until someone runs into it and hides under his bed. ZexionXRoxas friendship, a very sadistic Larxene, a temporarily evil Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Piano Keys and Sitar Strings reviews
Roxas, Zexion, and Demyx all have the day off. They end up spending it in Demyx's room. Demyx leaves to deal with a broken string, leaving Roxas and Zexion alone, with a room full of instruments, one in particular which Zexion can play.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Roxas, Zexion
Reno's Request reviews
"You were really the only person I could ask. Take my word for it this time." Reno needs a favor. Cloud, needless to say, is reluctant to trust the Turk. renoXcloud friendship.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
A Sick Day reviews
Roxas catches a cold. Organization XIII makes a big fuss about it, ending in Zexion taking care of the blonde. friendship ZexionRoxas, Zexion in a maid's outfit! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Roxas, Zexion
Just Training reviews
Aerith is cooking dinner and wants Leon to get Cloud from the Virtual Reality Chamber in the Gummiship. But what he sees upon arrival makes his inner emotions finally resurface. LeonXCloud, mentions of suicide, yaoi fluff. Read and review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
A Piece of Cake reviews
Demyx had tried several times to get Zexion to smile, but none of his plans had ever turned out this bad. But was it really bad? Zemyx, yaoi, arguing, fluff, and lemon with a hint of cinnamon ;3 flavored goodness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Matters of Age reviews
Zexion and Roxas bond over a picture, a question, and an Organization XIII style argument. Friendship ZexionXRoxas, implied AxelXSaix. Review please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Remembering The Past reviews
It's Axel's birthday but the only thing on his mind was that fateful day. He goes to the clock tower for peace but somebody finds him. What happens when he shares his past with the only person who already knows it? AxelXSaix, slight yaoi, slight angst.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
What Kimonos Can Do reviews
Roy Mustang calls everyone to his office to give them quick lookovers and checkups. A special mission goes to the two soldiers he chooses, but who will he choose? and what is this mysterious mission? AND, what is he doing behind the curtain? Review.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Organization of Hormones reviews
Saix forces Roxas to re-write a mission report, making him miss the orders for everyone to go to their rooms. While walking to Saix's room to return the paper, he sees something...unusual. XemnasXSaix, RoxasXAxel. Please review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Trip Gone Wrong reviews
Ed gets a call at 2 am. A mission with a big reward awaits him. But what else awaits him when he returns to Central? Yaoi in future chapters. EdXHavoc. Please review.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Along for the Ride reviews
Ukraine moves to Florida and drags Russia with her. Ukraine misses the flight and Russia arrives alone. What happens when Russia gets a visit from his new neighbors? Bad, bad things. RussiaXCanadaXChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Russia, China - Complete