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Twilight in a Nutshell
by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen
by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5384 - Favs: 7,086 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Part of Your World
by crackbabby reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward the Beta
by TheNinjaWolf reviews
Edward is a 'beta' werewolf. He's trying to have an affair with Jacob's girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward
by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Crack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Price is Right
by Princess Bertha reviews
The Cullens lose all their money in an economic downturn and Edward is forced into the world's oldest profession. What could be better? Humor, obviously. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Like Chang and Eng reviews
Emmett and Edward are brothers who have difficulty when it comes to certain... practices. Written for the AwkWard contest. AH/OOC/some bad taste smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete