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Hi, ya'll. My name's Brittany and I'm at a crossroad for which team I'm on, but it's safe to say I'm Team Cullen. Problem is, i don't know if I like Emmett more or Edward lol. Maybe somebody should just decide for me...? lol.
So I'm sixteen and i do have my driver's liscense. I have a job right now as a babysitter and i absolutely love it! I'm homeschooled which sometimes really sucks, but I have a Facebook and I'm loving that! Seriously, i'm like obsessed with it...lol. No, i don't have a twitter account. I don't do sports, but I love football and i'm an Alabama Crimson Tide Fan :) So if it's football season, i will not be able to update on Saturdays for future references ;) I took ballet, tap, point, and jazz for three years but i don't take it anymore because i just grew out of it i guess...I like to sing a lot well actually karaoke, because i love music more than anything in my life :) I listen to anything and everything on the radio except The Jonas Brothers because they suck! (Sorry if you're a Jonas fan) I'm also a Christian and very proud of it!
I'm in the eleventh grade right now and scared as hell but excited for school to be almost over. I'm going to college though, but i haven't decided if i'm going to be a nurse, doctor, or a neurolsurgeon yet lol. But definitely something along the medicine field. I'm very serious about the future though :) I'm not planning on getting married until i'm like 30 with a kickass career or something, but i'm still young so who knows?
So for a while there i was obsessed with Edward, but then Kellan Lutz did that Calven Klein add and i was like "See ya later, Edward, Emmett's got a real muscular body!" LOL. SO i'm torn between liking the Edward in the books and liking the Emmett in the movies lol.
If you want to know more about me, just message me, because I'm not shy about my life -except where I live. I don't want people stalking me...LOL. Thanks guys!
Ya'll should post it too. It's really awesome.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, Fayth-Silver, Valkyrie Cain101, nosserate.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.
A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.
If you've ever fallen asleep at 2 am while reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile
If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile
If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile
If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless copy this onto your profile
If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile
Edward vs Normal guys.
A normal guy would say: "I love you Baby!"
Normal Guy would say: "I think I am falling for you."
Normal Guy would say: "You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!"
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: "Bye, see ya!"
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: "I miss you."
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile
Proud to be a brunette
Edward prefers brunettes.
O.C.D.! Obsessed. Cullen. Disorder.
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
Take care- Brittany.
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