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Hi, ya'll. My name's Brittany and I'm at a crossroad for which team I'm on, but it's safe to say I'm Team Cullen. Problem is, i don't know if I like Emmett more or Edward lol. Maybe somebody should just decide for me...? lol.

So I'm sixteen and i do have my driver's liscense. I have a job right now as a babysitter and i absolutely love it! I'm homeschooled which sometimes really sucks, but I have a Facebook and I'm loving that! Seriously, i'm like obsessed with No, i don't have a twitter account. I don't do sports, but I love football and i'm an Alabama Crimson Tide Fan :) So if it's football season, i will not be able to update on Saturdays for future references ;) I took ballet, tap, point, and jazz for three years but i don't take it anymore because i just grew out of it i guess...I like to sing a lot well actually karaoke, because i love music more than anything in my life :) I listen to anything and everything on the radio except The Jonas Brothers because they suck! (Sorry if you're a Jonas fan) I'm also a Christian and very proud of it!

I'm in the eleventh grade right now and scared as hell but excited for school to be almost over. I'm going to college though, but i haven't decided if i'm going to be a nurse, doctor, or a neurolsurgeon yet lol. But definitely something along the medicine field. I'm very serious about the future though :) I'm not planning on getting married until i'm like 30 with a kickass career or something, but i'm still young so who knows?

So for a while there i was obsessed with Edward, but then Kellan Lutz did that Calven Klein add and i was like "See ya later, Edward, Emmett's got a real muscular body!" LOL. SO i'm torn between liking the Edward in the books and liking the Emmett in the movies lol.

If you want to know more about me, just message me, because I'm not shy about my life -except where I live. I don't want people stalking me...LOL. Thanks guys!

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

Ya'll should post it too. It's really awesome.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff, Fayth-Silver, Valkyrie Cain101, nosserate.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

If you've ever fallen asleep at 2 am while reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile

If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile

If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: "I love you Baby!"
Edward Cullen would say: "You are my life now."

Normal Guy would say: "I think I am falling for you."
Edward Cullen would say: "The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb"

Normal Guy would say: "You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!"
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it."

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: "Bye, see ya!"
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: "Come back to me, love."

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: "I miss you."
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: "It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you"

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
"Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile

Proud to be a brunette

Edward prefers brunettes.
Take that Blonds

O.C.D.! Obsessed. Cullen. Disorder.
-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
-If you have considered naming your child Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
-If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
-If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.
-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Take care- Brittany.

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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7766 - Favs: 8,260 - Follows: 9,903 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Rebel Child, and a Preacher's Daughter by i'm random girl reviews
Bella is trying to break out of the mold her Baptist preacher father has made for her. She tries to remain true to herself while falling for the bad boy. Follow her on her road to self discovery. AH.M-rated for language,sex,drugs,drinking,religious ref.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,127 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Feel You from the Inside by hottygurl7 reviews
It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gold Mine by Bookworm1027 reviews
What if Bella hadn't met the Cullens as a innocent human, but a blood thirsty member of James's coven? A story that's been bothering me for a whle. BPOV and EPOV alternating. R&R please! T fr now, may turn M later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,829 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Chance at Love by MiniAlice618 reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice are 3 best friends who are dreading another year of boring high school. But when the Cullen boys move to town will things change? All human Canon Couples SEQUEL NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 688 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Impossible: Secrets reviews
The town of Forks is keeping a secret,Bella's confused about a new guy,and a wolf keeps following her around.OOC E&B Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,922 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Town Where Vampires Prey reviews
Takes place in 1842. Isabella just moves to Transylvania with her father and knows the stories of what the town's famous for. Of course, this doesn't mean that vampires have left either. What happens when she meet the mysterious Edward Cullen. On HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,299 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Foxfire reviews
Rose is Jasper's sister and both got changed in the civil war. Now the roam the world on a killing rampage, because of the no Alice vision.Their next target,Forks.Cullens step in, but Emmett is drawn to there something making her kill?ON HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,922 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Thank you Alice! reviews
Alice decides yo help Bella with Bella's crush on Edward. Bella thougth Edward didn't know. Alice was supposed to try to set Edward and Bella up for Edward. Edward thought Bella didn't know. Alice is quite a matchmaker. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cirque Du Soleil reviews
Bella lives in Las Vegas with everyone else. They are all gymnists for the Cirque Du Soleil Mystere show. Bella has always love Edward and now she might get the chance to let him know.All human.A/J R/Em and E/B. Please, review. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Rematch reviews
We know Emmett wanted a rematch on the arm wrestling thing, but we never knew what happened. Here's my take on what might've happened when they had their rematch. ONE SHOT. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete