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Author has written 4 stories for MacGyver, and Stargate: SG-1.

Quotes you will never hear on Stargate SG-1:

Jack: Just drop be any time Maybourne!

Sam: No sir, despite what you think..I don't know everything!

Teal'c: Apophis is my god! (Unless he's been drugged or otherwise possessed)

Daniel: Oh come on Jack...just shoot the villagers. There probably lying about the whole 'I come in peace thing!'

Jack: Sure one of the Russians can join my team! Gotta love those guys.

Tokkr'a: Your right we are similar to the Goa'uld...snakes are snakes

Thor: Oh the replicators are no threat...we just need bug spray!

Things we learned on SG-1

1) Sam will be able to solve any problem, no matter how impossible it seems. I mean for god sakes she blew up a sun!!

2) You don't even need to speak Goa'uld to impersonate a jaffa. As long as you can scream JAFFA KREE you should be just fine!

3) Jack will always have some smart ass come-back!

4) The Tokr'a are completely and utterly useless!!

5) Maybourne is always lying...he even lies about not lying.

6) While exploring strange planets keep your eye on Daniel at all times. Otherwise he'll die again or end up married!

7) Sam and Daniel will ALWAYS confuse Jack with long winded techno-babble.

8) Bra'tac will only show up when there's a problem...never to just say hi.

9) Thor will constantly beam Jack onto his ship. 'I swear he's like a stalker or something.'

10) Daniel and Vala will ALWAYS fight like an old married couple!

11) Teal'c will say indeed at least once an episode!

12) When Daniel dies he will ALWAYS come back!

13) When captured by an evil system lord--mostly Ba'al. Guns are not necessary to defeat him sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

14. Cameron has a very smart grandmother

15. Even when Afria chokes her mother, she still loves her (pretty twisted huh?)

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Diplomatic Mission by Teri reviews
A delicate negotiation to stop a war requires MacGyver's special touch. Unfortunately, MacGyver is out of touch and the parties won't proceed without him. Is there another option? Well, there is an USAF officer who looks a bit like Mac. Can Jack do it?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - J. O'Neill
Pet Shop Play by LuipaardJack reviews
In which Ba'al muses, and gets a new pet while Jack suffers. Ba'alJack, 100 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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You're Mine reviews
Jack gets jealous! Set during Broca Divide
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
SG1 jokes reviews
Hilarious jokes for Stargate fans
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. O'Neill
Understanding reviews
Daniel is finally beginning to understand Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
This I promise reviews
Jack Dalton makes a promise he'll actually keep. Set during Rock the Cradle
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete