Author has written 10 stories for Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys, NCIS, and Young Justice.
My avatar explanation: I. LOVE. YOUNG. JUSTICE. Plain and simple. I'm a sucker for cute guys with red hair and green eyes and freckles who are nerdy loyal and adorable, and hey Wally West fits that profile. And Artemis, dude who doesnt love her? She is everything Wally needs packed into a gorgeous fighter. They are perfect for each other and thats that!
What are you doing Arty?"
"Shut up Wally. Now tell me the truth," she put a finger against his lips, causing his cheeks to tint. "Do you like me?"
"Arty, I love you. I love you with my whole being and I dont know how to live without my Spitfire" A small simle encompassed his lips and he leant his head down closer to the blond archers. Artemis' eyes slipped closed and she tilted her face up. Their lips met and their fate was sealed in that one moment, they were meant for each other. The fastest boy alive had finally met the one to slow him down, and he fell in love. The girl of stone finally met the one man who could make her melt. And the fit together like the perfect pieces of a puzzle.
My love has been explained :D
Name: Unneccesary, lets go by NCISLover96 for now. After all, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
By the way, epic W.S. fan here ^^^^^^
Likes: Just keep on reading
FAVORITE RESTAURANTS: Chipotle (I love this place), Olive Garden, Golden Chopsticks, Cheesecake Factory
FAVORITE SHOWS: NCIS of course, Bones, Leverage, The Closer, Rizzoli and Isles, Lie To Me, House, Psych, NCIS: LA, The Mentalist, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Criminal Minds, Unnatural History, Royal Pains, Once Upon a Time, and Young Justice(Even though its a cartoon :D)!!
FAVORITE TV PAIRINGS: Tony and Ziva(NCIS, Oh dear lord season nine :D), McGee and Abby(NCIS), Booth and Bones(Bones), Angela and Hodgens(Bones) Nate and Sophie(Leverage), Hardison and Parker(Leverage), Lightman and Foster(Lie To Me), Loker and Torres(Lie To me), House and Cuddy(House), Shawn and Juliet(Psych), Lisbon and Jane(The Mentalist), Rigsby and VanPelt(The Mentalist), Annie and Auggie(Covert Affairs), Jasper and Maggie(Unnatural History), Evan and Divya(Royal Pains), Megan and Conner (Young Justice), Artemis and Wally (Young Justice, I ship this couple with a PASSION!! Spitfire :D)
FAVORITE BOOKS: The Harry Potter series, The Gallagher Girls series, Jessica’s Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Something About You, Practice Makes Perfect, The Vampire Academy Series, The Clique Series, Megan Meads Guide to The McGowan Boys, Soul Screamers, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Starcrossed, Any Sarah Dessen books, Angelfire
FAVORITE CHARACTER PAIRINGS (in books): Ron and Hermione (Harry Potter), Harry and Ginny (Harry Potter), Jessica and Lucius(Jessica’s Guide to Dating on the Dark Side), Cameron and Jack(Something About You), J.D and Peyton(Practice Makes Perfect), Dimitri and Rose(Vampire Academy), Lissa and Christian(Vampire Academy), Cam and Clair(The Clique), Megan and Finn(Megan Meads Guide to The McGowan Boys), Will and Tessa (The INfernal Devices), Jace and Clary (The Mortal Instruments), Simon and Isabelle (The Mortal Instruments), Maia and Jordan (The Mortal Instruments), Kaylee and Nash (Soul Screamers), Will and Tessa (The Infernal Devices), Sophie and Gideon (The Infernal Devices), Helen and Lucas (Starcrossed)
FAVORITE MOVIES: The better question here would be what movies I dont like and that list is very very short...I guess I am like Tony ;)
Lord of the Rings and The Matrix series, I cannot stand these two!
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it. (So True, I have)
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. (Once again so true, my poor brother)
3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. (A copuple of times)
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" (*Sigh* Happens all the time)
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. (I have seen most of them, but that was before I was in love with NCIS)
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. (EXACTLY)
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. (Why yes, yes I have)
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS. (Even when I work out)
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. (Yep)
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. (My friends hate it)
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."(Don’t own a dog, but I would if I had one)
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. (YES!)
14. You use the term Hinky. (No)
15. When anyone says you’re obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."(Lol, I so do)
16. You have hooked your family and friends as well. (They try to deny it but I have caught them secretly watching on the computer)
17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."(Haha, so true)
18. You make it a point to drink coffee black. (Nope)
19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween (Gonna try this year)
20. You reference NCIS in your homework (Yep)
21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."(Haha)
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
"You know you’re OBSESSED with NCIS when...”
You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover(Yep)
You cry when Jenny dies (I so did)
You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling & cussing (Yep and at the computer)
You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"(He* Yeah)
You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS (Oh how I wish)
You keep thinking "this is the episode where Tony and Ziva get together. But it never happens and you think "maybe next week"(Sad but true)
You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand (Oh yea)
When you write under a photo description of facebook "I can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you(I am so trying this out)
When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon(I already have)
When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS. A day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done(YOU KNOW IT)
Some of My Favorite NCIS Quotes, you can never have too many
Gibbs: Got your 911, Abs. What's up?
Abby: Ready to have your world rocked again?
Gibbs: I'm barely over the first time.
Gibbs: What'd you find in his nose?
Ducky: Cellulosic fiber, lignin.
Ducky: Ah, sawdust, to be precise.
Tony: Hey boss, don't you have some kind of weird thing about women and sawdust? I mean... I... don't... think it's weird
Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
Tony: I have no idea what you said.
Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.
McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Abby: I am a scientist, McGee. Luck has nothing to do with it and/or us.
McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs's gut?
Abby: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
McGee: But... but you just said that...
Abby: He's not a scientist.
Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
Abby: *smug* Are you seriously asking me that?
Gibbs: *deadpan* No, I called to flirt.
Gibbs: *to a suspect* Your track record for the truth is unimpressive.
(McGee is trying to convince Abby to let him into the lab)
Abby: Just a second! I'm... I'm in the shower!
Tony: (after Ziva caught him with her deodorant) I'm not
gonna feel bad, those ground radar techs didn't show up
til dawn, McGee and I watched the sunrise together... it
was very brokeback mountain.
Marine: What's your clearance?
Tony: About 6 foot 1 and a half. Why, you got low ceilings?
Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abbs.
Abby: Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about
Marine: Why you jumping with us, Sir?
Tony: Always wanted to jump. Agent Gibbs came along
McGee: In sixth grade I made the entire periodic table out of
licorice and Junior Mints
Gibbs: My second wife played golf left-handed.
Tony: When someone tries to split your skull open with a
seven iron, it's not a club you soon forget
Tony: Just think...if we die in here, your life would have had
more meaning if you'd slept with me.
Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in.
Ziva: How do you know he's not faking it?
Gibbs: Well shoot him if you don't believe me.
Kate: I believe him.
Gibbs: Of course you believe him, it's
a chick flick. In a guy flick, you steal the money, you set a
guy up to take the fall, you murder him and you marry
McGee: It's jazz, helps me clear my mind.
Tony: Coltrain is jazz, McGee, this is a soundtrack
to a bad seventies porno shot in the San Fernando
Officer Ziva David: This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mossad?
Officer Ziva David: Maybe.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Internet dating?
Officer Ziva David: [picks up a paperclip] I will kill you 18 different ways with THIS paperclip!
Ross Logan: Look our best hackers haven't been able to track it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You haven't met our hacker.
Ross Logan: He's good?
Officer Ziva David: Does a bear sit in the woods?
Ross Logan: [slight chuckle] Are you the crackerjack team on this job?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's Israeli.
Officer Ziva David: Look I know I got the bear thing right.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about Ziva hitting his abdomen] Do it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: As hard as she can?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Officer Ziva David: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names.
Officer Ziva David: [of Tony's six pack] Not bad. Not as good as Gibbs' though.
Ziva David: What is this place?
Marine: That's classified.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [in unison with Ziva] Unicorn.
Ziva David: [in unison with McGee] Unicorn.
[after Gibbs has allowed Ziva to stay on the team]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: While you're here, you will be an observer. Hand over all your weapons.
Officer Ziva David: [small laugh] You're kidding, right?
[Gibbs stares. After a moment, she unloads her pistol and hands it to Gibbs, who puts it in his drawer]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And your back-up.
Officer Ziva David: [coyly] What back-up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] Left leg.
Officer Ziva David: [removes ankle holster] Ah. That one.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And the concealed knife on your belt.
[Annoyed, Ziva removes the knife and hands it to Gibbs. He looks at it and hands it back to her]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That you can keep.
[leans in close to her ear as he passes her]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I just wanted you to know that I know.
Officer Ziva David: [putting her finger through a hole in the brim of her hat] Why does my hat have a 9mm hole in it?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ventilation.
Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] You might want to do something about your hair. It's sticking up like a porcu-swine. Wrong word. Like a porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes? The...
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Porcupine.
Officer Ziva David: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.
Ziva David: I thought he was molded from clay, had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's funny. I thought he fell to Earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
Ziva David: [chuckles] No he burst forth fully grown from the mind of Zeus.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Nice.
Tony DiNozzo: He is the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I'm trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Just a matter of time, DiNozzo
Hiatus Part 1
McGee: Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapped her back!
Tony: Damn! And I missed it?
From Truth or Consequences (Favourite episode!) (lines really close together are part of a conversation, and lines far apart are separate quotes)
Tony: It's computers, it's your thing. If I had a thing, I'd show it off all the time.
Gibbs: There's rules against that, DiNozzo.
McGee: I've been thinking of buying some tight red leather pants. Something that really cradles my butt.
Tony: Did you know that in Arabic, sahara means 'desert', so the Sahara Desert is actually the Desert Desert...lotta sand.
Tony: Hey, you missed a shot there, sidekick.
McGee: I'm not your sidekick, Tony.
Tony: And yet, you are.
McGee: No I am not, because you aren't the boss.
Tony: When Gibbs isn't here I'm the boss.
Gibbs: Gibbs is here.
Tony: Hey, boss.
Murder 2.0( This episode is freaking hilarious!)
Ziav finds out that McGee still has her bikini pictures on his computer
Officer Ziva David: I told you to delete those... twice!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I did. I did. No. I-I-I didn't... um, Tony. Tony- Tony must've
Officer Ziva David: What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you? Hmm?
Officer Ziva David: Admit it! And I will spare you ONE of your eyes!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [as he's leaving] DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: On your six, Boss. Hey, you haven't forgotten about the pictures, have you Ziva?
Officer Ziva David: Actually I had. Thanks for reminding me.
[Ziva approaches McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are friends for?
Ziva: Why do you think McGee still had those pictures on his computer?
Tony: I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that.
Tony (hungover and Ziva asks him a question): McGee, say words.
Ziva: I'm gonna kill him.
Gibbs: Kill who?
Ziva: Have you read McGee's book?
Tony: Apparently Probie thinks Ziva's in love with me.
Gibbs: There's a reason they call it fiction, DiNozzo.
McGee: So this is the guy Ziva was drooling over.
Ziva: I was not drooling!
Tony: Please, I saw you undressing him with your bedroom eyes.
Ziva: At least I'm not the one who asked him if he waxed his eyebrows.
Tony: It's very important to appreciate the competition.
Abby: I think I'm developing my own gut.
McGee: Yeah, I've noticed you've put on a few pounds lately.
Ziva: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy?
Ziva: That's what I said.
Tony: No, you said 'pirates'. A pirate is a person, like Captain Jack Sparrow.
Ziva: Who is Jack Sparrow?
Tony: Johnny Depp.
Ziva: He's a pirate?
Tony: No, he's an actor. How did we get here?
Ziva: I drove.
Ziva: You can't make an omelette without breaking some legs.
Tony: You're never making me breakfast.
Dead and Unburied.
Tony: A black mesh t-shirt. Do women really like these?
Ziva: Depends who's wearing it.
Tony: So if I were to-
In The Dark
Tony: We only have a partial plate but we can narrow it down to make and model.
Tony: Sarcasm is not sexy, Ziva.
Gibbs: Any prints on the gun, Abs?
Abby: Gibbs, it was underwater and covered in mud.
Tony: McGee found it with his butt.
Abby: My first time was in a cab.
Ziva: First time for what?
McGee: Front seat or back?
Abby: Back. Well, both, kinda.
Ziva: Oh! My first time was in a weapons carrier.
Abby & McGee: Of course it was.
Ziva David: Our boss, he has a list of rules. Rule #12 says you should never date a co-worker.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My understanding, can't be done.
Ziva David: Should not be done. How do you and your fiancee make it work?
Nora Williams: You two looking for advice?
Ziva David, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No.
Ziva David: And plastic silverware is not as safe as you may think. I once killed a man with a credit card.
Ziva David: Tony and I have, um, different approaches.
Nora Williams: Yet complimentary. You sure you two never...?
Ziva David: No! Positive. Definitely, no.
Tony (on painkillers): My fingers...are fing-ing.
Tony: Maybe instead of a mid-life crisis I'm having a mid-life crazy.
Ziva: Look. You are not crazy, OK? You are just...growing up. Now some lessons are more painful as we grow older, when the stakes are higher. But, you need to find balance. And yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you need to treat people more respectfully, especially when it comes to matters...of the heart. But you need to be who you are.
Tony: Who am I?
Ziva: You are Tony DiNozzo. Class clown. And that is why we love you.
NCIS HALL OF FAME
#1. Truth of Consequences (He is sooo her hero! He couldn't live without her! Aww! Major mega super ultra cuteness!)
#2. Jetlag (Paris+TivaxSOULMATES=YOU KNOW WHAT!)
#3. Undercovers (Hehe, "that was defnitely not your knee.")
#4. Blowback (Jenny's Rule 1: Never SCREW your partner!)
#5. Borderland (They should have shared the freaking bed. Damn you McGee!)
#6. Bury Your Dead ("Tony!" "Hey, my car blew up this morning, was that you?")
#7. Last Man Standing ("Temtation...I can't resist!")
#8. Agent Afloat ("What are those pictures doing up there?" I bet he told his shipmates that she was his girlfriend!)
#9. False Witness (she admitted it! but OF COURSE someone walked through the door! :/)
#10. Judgement Day (Nooooo, Jenny!)
#11. Dead Man Walking (Poor Ziva)
#12. Hiatus Pt 1 (KAPOW!)
#13. Legend (both parts) (Gotta love G, Sam, Kenzie and the LA team!)
#14. Rule Fifty-One (The look on Ziva's face at her ceremony...but they looked pretty damn snuggly on the plane!)
#15. Bounce ("McGee, stroke my plumage.")
#16. Kill Ari (both parts) ("Sometimes I used to just picture you naked.")
#17. Swak. seriously, they use the footage of Tony blowing open the envelope in the opening credits still, and I have been wondering what the hell he was doing for, like, ages!)
#18. Bete Noire (First appearance by one Ari Haswari)
#19. Silver War ("Right now you're thinking about doing page 57 with me.")
#20. Mind Games (Eew, that guy was creepy! When he looked into the camera right when Gibbs was looking, that was just plain scary!)
#21. Flesh and Blood (Tony really is a good guy, and he paid his dad's hotel bill and flight! "Tony likes to hide behind the face of a clown, but he's the best young agent I've ever worked with."-Gibbs)
#22. Hiatus Pt 2 (first sign of Franks? And proof that the GIbbs-slap can bring back people's memories instead of erasing them. AND Ziva totally broke down. It was so sad!)
#23. Jeopardy (double) Action packed and awesome!!!
#24. Dead Air (the end scene was the BEST! Hehehe I LOOOOOOOVE TIVA)
#25. Enemies Foreign (loved the fight scene between Liat and Ziva)
#26. Murder 2.0 (Ok this episode is just freaking hilaroius)
#27. False Witness(I love Tony in this episode)
#28. Swan Song (TIVA. Nuff said)
1. Never screw over your partner. (Ziva...sort of. Season 6 I was thinking.)
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Kate, obviously. McGee and Ziva I think it was in the nightclub episode with that guy Bulldog. They had to use an icypole stick to sift through piles of puke for a bullet.)
3. Never be unreachable. (McGee, Ziva, Tony, Gibbs (Capitol Offence to name one)
4. The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
6. Never say you're sorry. (Ziva, Tony, Palmer I think, McGee)
7. Always be specific when you lie (McGee (eg Judgement Day on the phone to Tony))
8. Never take anything for granted (Tony with Ziva)
9. Never go anywhere without a knife (Gibbs reminding Tony)
10. Never get personally involved in a case. (TONY! Ziva, McGee, Abby.)
11. When the job is done, walk away.
12. Never date a co-worker. (This is the rule I HATE SOOOOO MUCH! JUST BREAK IT ALREADY! JEEZ, GIBBS! THEY DON'T HAVE THIS RULE AT THE REAL NCIS, AND THAT'S A FACT.)
13. Never involve a lawyer. (GIBBS, ditch the freaking lawyer chick!)
15. Always work as a team. (I think we've all broken this one at one time or another)
18. It's better to seek forgivness than ask permission.
22. Never bother Gibbs during interrogation. (MCGEE! Ducky! Paula, Kate!Ziva!)
23. Never miss with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (And they'd better not break that one!)
37. Two ways to follow: first way they never notice you, second way they only notice you.
38. Your case, your lead. (I think that is possibly Tony's favourite rule!)
39. There is no such thing as a coincedence.
40. If you think someone's out to get you, they are.
44. First thing's first: hide the women and children.
45. Something to do with a mess?
51. Sometimes you are wrong. (Gibbs has broken this rule because before he made it up, he was always right. I think it's a sign: if you are wrong sometimes, then there is a possibilty you are wrong about Rule 12, right?)
American idioms drive me up the hall! (wall) -Hiatus Pt 1
Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty. (rusty)
I feel like a donkey's butt. (horse's ass) -Silver War
Did someone give you the cold elbow? (cold shoulder)
Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning? (wrong side of the bed)
Ducky, drip it! (drop it) -Hiatus Pt 1
Halligan's on the goat...sheep? (He's on the lam)
I'd say it backfired large time. (big time)
It's like shooting fish in a pond. (barrel)
It'll be like trying to find a needle in a needle stack (hay stack)
It'll be like trying to find a pin in a haystack (needle in a hay stack)
McGee, you look as if you saw a goat. (ghost)
Mind if I take a batnap? (cat nap)
You are such a control geek. (freak)
It seems we have hit a Shamu(Snafu)
Does a bear sit in the woods?
McGee and Abby: Why we love them!
Because they nearly got married in Rock Hollow.
Because they nearly slept together in Borerland
Because she loves him like she loves puppies
Because they're both computer geeks
Because Gibbs would beat the crap out of McGee if he hurt her
Because he would do anything to see her new tattoo
Because her lab is his escape from Tony's insults.
Tony and Ziva: Why we love them!
Because he learned some Hebrew for her (I'm pretty sure it was "have a nice trip" but I could be wrong).
Because Gibbs thought they got married and didn't tell them (he was joking. Episode: Suspicion [4x12 I believe])!
Because their staring makes McGee feel awkward (Truth or Consequences)
Because she has seen his butt (Undercovers)
Because she's his ninja (Nine Lives)
Because they're soul mates
Because they'll always have Paris (Jetlag, duh!)
Because Abby ships them
Because being stuck in a shipping container with him made Ziva feel horny. (Boxed In)
Because she offered to give him piano lessons (During a stakeout but I'm a little fuzzy on the episode... :E)
Because Eli David thought they were sleeping together (Shalom)
Because he had pictures of her on his wall on the Seahawk (Agent Afloat)
Because of her English problems, Tony hangs on her every word
Because he shared his pizza with her (Kill Ari Pt 2)
Because Tony visited her at least once a week while Gibbs was gone (While Gibbs was gone)
Because he admitted that he can't live without her (Truth or Consequences)
Because Tony thinks she irreplaceable (Truth or Consequences)
Because he has always had her back (Reunion)
Because she kissed him on the cheek (Reunion)
Because without her he would have to pick on McGee more
Because he killed her boyfriend (Semper Fidelis)
Because they're soul mates (I know I already said this one but I decided to put it twice)