Sweet Kiss Goodnight
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Joined 03-02-10, id: 2275456, Profile Updated: 04-29-15
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Princess Academy, and Dizzy.

This is now, Sweet Kiss Goodnight. I don't know where or when the name came to me, but I love it. Also, here are a few facts about me, just in case you might want to know them.


name:look up

age:18!!!! (and still no license? really?)

favorite band:Uncle Kracker & Skillet!

favorite artist: Sam Smith & Ed Sheeran

favorite author: James Patterson & Jodi Picoult

favorite color: rainbow (it's a color)

favorite musician: Yiruma!!!!

favorite actor: Robert Downey Jr.

favortie actress: Emma Stone

favorite show: Dance Moms!

favorite book characters: Hazel Levesque and Nudge Ride!!!

favorite book couple: Hazel L. and Leo V.!!!!

hobbies:screaming, talking, screaming random things (not the same as screaming), cheer leading, writing, singing, maybe some more, maybe not...being happy!!!!!(Sometimes)

Life's Goal: To be happy with my prince charming!!!!!!

Problem: I can't seem to find my prince charming :(

Plan: Find the right guy for me and be happy!

Update* FOUND HIM :D!!!!!!

Why I'm telling you this...I have no idea. (Still don't)

Note: Good luck reading till the end of this profile.


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents their name
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh and say "walk much!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will stay with you and say screw them.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE A FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will re post it.


Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down! Im scared!

Guy: No, this is fun!

Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. Repost if you would do this for someone you love.


Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down! Im scared!

Guy: No, this is fun!

Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Repost if you would do this for someone you love.


Boy:baby we need to talk

Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wats wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving...

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this

[FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys????????!???????!???????!???????!???????!???????.???????.???????.???????.??Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did.My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

>Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go

Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home.And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her] It says...

Erika,U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye- Kyle

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

...A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call...

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

... Erika turns tha T.V. on...[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors!!!!!!!!This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv...3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]...A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg.

"Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called to let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise to make it up to you everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye! *NOW MAKE A WISH ABOUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE*


Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all.
Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later


The river flows

in you

As the river flows in me

I can't seem to see behind me

I stay quiet for hours

Till hours turn to days

Days turn to nights

Nights turn to years

Year turn to forever

And still I think about that river that flows in me

I'm alone in a world

A loud, disturbing,world

That can't seem to see, the river that flows within me

As the sun turns down

I can see the river that flows so smooth and quiet

I begin to sing heavenly

Till the river stops, I will sing

And when the river stops flowing

I will see a light

That shines so bright

And that river that flows within me will rise

this is by my sister, the turtle


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Maximum Ride that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

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if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

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If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

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if you are in love with a fictional character (cough FANG&Iggy cough).

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If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (Maximum Ride inside joke).

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Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorphs version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A’ a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

a jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

five ways to tell you are obsessed with maximum ride

1. you have tried to jump of the roof and fly

2. you tell everyone you have wings

3. you have called your siblings iggy max fang gazzy angel or nudge

4. you have all the books memorized

5. you think your dog can talk

got this off some random story by the way.


The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

framed

i sit in the shade

trying to make is through the day

all because i gave my life away

i skavenge for food

and a place to sleep

often in boulders

and under trees

life is hard,but i gotta stay strong

i owe it to god

to keep going on

i swore i wouldn't give up

and i always keep my word

it's to only way

i make it in this world

i'm out here on the run

because of a crime i didn't commit

they framed me and ruined my life

now i only survive by the blade of a knife

can you help me

i wanna go home

i don't wanna be forced to rome


runaway

i sit here all alone

now wishing i chose not to rome from home

for my life has been lived alone

i'm 13 and my life has just begun

but sometimes i wish it was over and done

my feet bleed from constant walking

my voice is almose gone from hardly talking

my heart screams for someone to call a friend

because being alove has made my mind go round the bend

my only company is tree and sticks

and ocasionally fleas and ticks

they pull from my weak body

and make my life harder

mo shelter makes survival devastating

especially since in my forest it is always raining

it runs away with my things

it takes my dry warmth and leaves

cold betrayl

if beats my body and dampens my spirit

some days i can't even bear it

i scream to the sky for god to bring me home

but is still have to fight alone

i'm 13 and my life has just begun

but somtimes i wish it were over and done


abandone

love me,hug me

please don't leave me

i scream as my mom drags me to the car

she slaps me and screams back

don't worry,i won't go far

but i know she's lying and won't come back

and so i keep fighting

my heart draped in black

i cry as we drive to the building

staring up,at the dark car ceilling

it looms in front of us

warm and inviting

but to me

cold and hating

as we arrive

i say to god

to take me home

rather than send me to this place

but we keep going

and mom drags me

from the car

i look up at the sky of stars

she takes me to the door

and a lady walks to me my mom turns and runs

never to be seen again

after weeks at this infernal place

i walk through my schedule with a slow pace

though this place i rome

never to return home

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

i find this thing so sweet and whoever wrote this deserves an award or something

there's this boy i like and i would kill if he said this to me!!


Child Abuse: Sarah:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame (I LIKE to dance, doesn't meen I'm good at it...)

I am BLACK, so I MUST not know how to talk.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

i have pulled a max,fang,nudge,angel,and iggy. (i was coming from infront of the tv,and i missed the coffe table in front of the tv. so i was feeling good that i dodged that one so clean. feeling like i was on mission imposible, i started to hum the theme song. then i turned and ran right into the one by the couch. i had to reach out and catch the lamp and books while doing so. good thing i was alone. no even had to find out.)but never pulled a gazzy.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will keep going, not look back, and say "walk much, dumbass?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Freind: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. coughcoughFredcoughcough

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

LUV U DAD!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,

I’ll take your children, and that’s the start.

I’m more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,

The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

You’ll lie to your mother; you’ll steal from your dad,

When you see their tears, you should feel sad,

But you’ll forget your morals and how you were raised,

I’ll be your conscience, I’ll teach you my ways.

You’ll regret that you

tried me, they always do,

But you came to me, not I to you

You knew this would happen, many times you were told

But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.

You could have said no, and just walked away.

If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

I’ll be your master, you will be my slave,

I’ll even go with you, when you go to your grave.

Now that you have met me, what will you do?

Will you try me or not? It’s all up to you.

My Name is Drugs

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

One bright morning...

in the middle of the night,

two dead boys came out to fight.

they stood back to back

and faced each other

drew their swords

and shot each other.

the deaf policeman heard the noise

and came to kill

those two dead boys.

If you dont believe this lie is true

ask the blind man he saw it too!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

i know this thing is really long. but suck it up, you're suppose to be readers. it shouldn't matter! plus there's more to come.


REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, goddess-chan123, crazygurl22,darkness takes all of me,

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator and thought it was fun as hell, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something (not drug or alcohol related) that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you keep looking around for these things but can never find any, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. DON'T WORRY, PLUTO! I'm not a planet either.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

OKAY!! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE MY LOST TEDDY IS!! HE LOOKS LIKE THIS!! IF YOU LOVE RANDOM STUFF, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.

if you can't stand it when they say copy and paste stuff without saying please, copy and paste this on your profile. please.

if your plentiful but just can't show it, copy and paste this on your profile.another random thought.

if you think sponge bob,or any other cartoon is better than O.C. or The Hills, copy and paste this on your profile.


This is an original poem, written by me, inspired by that poem child abuse.

Rachel

My name is Rachel,

I'm not yet five,

My pale skin purple,

I'm barely alive,

Why do they hate me,

Why all the pain,

Why kick a child out,

In lightning and rain,

I try to be good,

But it's never enough,

My mommy gets drunk,

My daddy gets rough,

Alone I'm happy,

There's no pain there,

At home I'm crappy,

Hell reigns there,

Is this,God,my destiny,

To be tortured and pained,

Is this what it feels like,

To have the devil reign,

My mommy staggers,

Through the front door,

I exclaim a hello,

And get rewarded bad words,

My daddy storms in,

Fury painted on his face,

He grabs me by the hair,

My heart begins to race,

He yanks me in the air,

And slams to the floor,

I scream and I cry,

And crawl to the door,

He grabs me by my ankle,

And painfully drags me back,

He takes a lamp,

It hits me with a crack,

I start to feel dizzy,

My vision going out,

My daddy's face of fury,

My name he's calling out,

Is it my time to go Lord,

Is the pain coming to an end,

Is all my sufering,

Finally going to mend,

My answer is cheerfully clear,

As a light shines so bright,

An angel's voice I hear,

Calling through the night,

My woes and sorrows gone now,

In Jesus' arms I lay,

No more pain and suffering now,

And more to come my way.

as i said before, i wrote this and i had to make it all proper because i'm not all stupid, just three fourths. umm.. you will notice that this is really simillar to the child abuse, or sarah, or whatever you decide to call it. i really got inspired from that poem, and the words just flowed from my mind to the pen. anyway, none of this actually happened to me, this is a made up charater. just so you know.


don't ever

don't ever give up if you still want to try,

don't ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry,

don't ever settle for an answer if you still want to know,

don't ever say you're over him if you can't let him go,

if you're still reading this, copy and paste this to your profile if you think its true


I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder.

Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never knows every word is about him.

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.Because when you asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING. Because life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain but True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget.But I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were. But I'm going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me. And Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care... But just once in my life...I want someone to be afraid of losing me. But I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted.

I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

I'm That Girl: who joined band not because she wanted to play an instrument but because she loved the feeling of unity it brings with her to her oh so different classmates.

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

I'm That Girl: who gets guys better than she understands girls.

I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

I'm That Girl: who guys love to be friends with, but don't love.

I'm That Girl: who accidentally falls in love with her best friend (Max moment).

I'm That Girl: who got pissed with my friend when she made me choose between Jacob or Iggy.

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who'd take Erasers and demons over geometry anyday.

I'm That Girl: who wants to be famous but has stage fright.

I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

I'm That Girl: who answers her Spanish test... in French.

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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(> THIS IS BUNNY!HELP BUNNY TO RULE THE WORLD ALONG SIDE US NERDS!!

IN ORDER TO DO THAT YOU NEED TO COPY HIM!

I KNOW IT IS DONE EVERYWHERE.

BUT NOW THERE IS A CAUSE.


Who matters

there comes a point in your life when you realize

who matters, who never did, who wont anymore,

and who always will. so don't worry about people from your past,

there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Just because...

im quiet-doesn't mean i don't have alot to say

im sarcastic-doesn't mean i don't take it seriously

i forgive-doesn't mean i'll forget

im stubborn-doesn't mean im not easy going

i don't show my feelings-doesn't mean i don't have any

im not like you-doesn't mean im weird

i don't say i love you-doesn't mean i don't

afraid

i don't know why we all hang on to something

we know were better off letting go. it's like we're

scared to lose what we really don't have. some of

us say we'd rather have something then nothing at all, but

the truth is...to have something halfway is harder then

to have nothing at all


Time & Boys

Time does nothing but slows me down

Time does everything, it makes the world go round

I could never live with that time, but never live without

Everything time affects makes me want to shout

Time reminds me a little like boys

Like a clock, but with a lot more noise

When that clock get old,it stops

Working never goes, he's always tops

But soon you get tired of that old clock

Sometimes going, sometimes stops

So you get a new one

Hoping time won't run out on this one

But like always time will wear it down

And that perfect smile of his, turns into a frown

But don't ever give up, you'll find him one day

And when you do, I'll be there to say

Time may wear you down a little

But love is everlasting

Immortal to time and wasting

Don't give up for something stupid he may do

Just remember, he's just like you

You both think the other is impossible

Hard, stubborn, sometimes hard to handle

You both hate the things the other does

You both think about your previous fight and wonder what was

What was the thing you were fighting about

The thing that made you scream and shout

But of course like time, it will pass

Like time, maybe a little fast

So you got to think, do you really hate time

After all the good times, like yours, like mine

You have to appreciate that old time

Cause no matter what, is always yours and mine

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Lost but Found (Steven Universe) by GemGlow reviews
When the Crystal Gems go on a mission, Steven is seperated from them. The Gems eventually find him, but discover that he's retreated into his gem. While regenerating, Steven meets Rose Quartz, but then something goes wrong with his regeneration... (slight rose/pearl and pearl/garnet, greg/rose)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/11 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz
Confessions of a Teen Hero by Darklover27 reviews
What happens when Slade, Blackfire, and Trigon join forces? What happens when Robin ends up with two girls pregnant? There are changes coming to the Titan Tower and they're not good!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Raven, Robin
With You Is Where I Like To Be by Mich177 reviews
Nudge is in love with Fang, but there is nothing she can do about it except be supportive while he's struggling with seeing Max and Dylan together 24/7. Fang is feeling abandoned and turns to Nudge for support. And maybe more. Random pairing. Fudge!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [Nudge, Fang] - Complete
A Pair of Icarus Wings by Anki-Shai reviews
Diaval has always been a raven-man, and Stefan wasn't the first boy Maleficent met.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Maleficent, Diaval - Complete
Psycho love by Greenbadass reviews
After being for four years in prison for brutally killing a family, 17 year old Butch finally realizes that in one week his nightmare is over but its begun for his counterpart Buttercup who he falls in love with. But that love ain't all bouquets and chocolate it fact its what a girl fears for and that's death and pain.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
A New Life by Authorgirl12 reviews
After a school field trip to a science laboratory, curiosity gets the guppies in a situation that they may never get out of. Follow them as they experience life, love, hate, pain, and find out their true selves in the roller coaster that they call life, only to find themselves right back where they started. Together, in a new world... in a new life.
Bubble Guppies - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,419 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Complete
Lazel Song-Drabbles by DemigodGleek reviews
A collection of (mostly) fluffy song-drabbles about Lazel! :) Sorry for grammar or/and spell errors! Hope you'll like it, please review :'D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,827 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L.
I still hate you by Greenbadass reviews
The girls go to school and the Ruffs are there. They always remember the fact that their enemies but then again should that really keep them apart? Bubbles and Blossom aren't sure but Buttercup is. There is no way she'd be with him and Butch thinks the same...or do they?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Buttercup, Butch, Brick - Complete
The Night He Was Supposed To Kill Her But Didn't by avengersgal27 reviews
This is a story about the night that Clint Barton saved Natalia Romanovas life. This is a story about the night that Natalia became Natasha. This is the story about the night when they both realized love isn't just for children.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Gil Pan by AmberStone12 reviews
Fairy Tales are the things that help kids go to sleep at night. They're soft, gentle, and pressure the child into dreaming. The story of Gil Pan is more of a fantasy adventure than a gentle bedtime story. No one believes in any of these tales, but Molly and her brothers beleive. And are in for a big surprise when their belief of Gil Pan takes them for a wild ride. Major GilXMolly
Bubble Guppies - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Gil, Molly, Nonny, Oona
Wonderland's Hero's by BlackRoseToTheRedFire reviews
What happens if the PowerPuff Girls discover Wonderland, while The RowdyRuffs Are a part too as charaters? And the PowerPunks are also involved. Bad at summarys don't judge, though I like advice or help to make any changes or ideas.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Buttercup, Butch
To Steal the Sun by TheArtsyGamer reviews
"In the midst of darkness, he was in dire need of sunlight, to pierce through the heavy night, to save him. But the sun was unattainable, its fiery warmth just out of his reach, so close, yet so far. And after all, you can't steal the sun." In which Leo dreams and Hazel screams. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
Never Alone by getoveritalready reviews
When Leo finally needs to face his emotions, will he have a friend?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L.
Fire and Diamonds by LaDeDaDays reviews
Leo has feelings for Hazel. Hazel has feelings for Leo. Frank knows this. A love triangle can only mean one thing, drama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Leo V., Hazel L.
Fix a Heart by Some-Awesome-Angie reviews
Ever since that night when Leo's mom died, he would always blame himself for it. But, Hazel would always make feel better. He would always think of her when he felt the pain from that night. His heart is broken, but maybe Hazel can fix it. One-shot. Song-fic. Lazel! Pls review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
What is Love? by Some-Awesome-Angie reviews
Leo has never known what love is. He can never answer that question. But when me meets Hazel, he suddenly has these feelings that he never knew he had. Is Hazel the love that will help him from is problems? Or just some girl ready to reject him again? Lazel! Pls review. Dedicated to DemigodGleek!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
You Would Defy Nature? by Armchair Professor reviews
"We are opposites, you and I." She wanted it, he wanted it, but his tears had been the ultimate betrayal to them both. "It is impossible for us to be together."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess - Complete
Realization by TheEmoVanity reviews
Fang and Nudge realize something after they're are attacked by Erasers. Some unknown sparks might fly. Fang x Nudge, One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - [Fang, Nudge] - Complete
The Goodbye Girl by XX4aXX reviews
Penny is helping Leonard and Sheldon clear out their apartment. Sometimes saying goodbye is hard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Paradoxical Sleep by MixItUp reviews
When Sheldon and Penny begin sharing dreams, their relationship changes in ways they never anticipated. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chap. COMPLETE.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H. - Complete
Love hurts by Hannah-be-dope reviews
Nudge has been waiting for Iggy to realize her forever and finally when she's doing vocabulary will he finally realize his feelings for her when the word Amorous comes up? Will it start a relationship or show Nudge how bad love really hurts?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
Stolen Cookies by inuyasha.lover33 reviews
"I had a really bad morning, that only got worse with a stupid wench stealing my breakfast, Keh" Rated for language, with a little fluff
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Sound Silence Hides by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
She will not fear the sound. She will be the sound to protect them all. The School, her wings, have not silenced her. As the others fear the reality of sound, she will fear the silence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Nudge - Complete
Love at first Type by JojoBennett reviews
Nudge and Fang enter a chat room but don't know it's each other their talking to. Fudge!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Fang, Nudge
When Sparks Collide by Goro Adachi reviews
Set a few weeks after Incendium. Flambo and Jake have a plan for Finn to see the Flame Princess. My first Fan Fic so its gonna start slow. Rated T for paranoia! :D
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess
Who will save the Hero? by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Bubblegum was usually the one needing help, now here is her Hero with tears in his eyes seeking help from her. Immediately takes place after "Too Hot to Touch". FinnxFP. FinnPB friendship.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess - Complete
Burn by MewLuna reviews
Now that she was alone, she finds she likes him too. He was so goofy, but he was so brave! The way he approached her, the way he pulled her into a tight hug. He obviously wasn't afraid that she'd burn him. But she did burn him. She hurt him.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess - Complete
In a Moment by Acacia Hawthorne reviews
I'm Kagome Higurashi. I am rational, literal & decisive; this notion was irrational, rubbish & utter nonsense. So I do not believe. But that changed, one night when I lay with my eyes closed & then opened them and in that moment… I became a believer.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Can't Help It by IcyBlackDragon reviews
Percy and Hazel don't know if they can hide it anymore. Hazel tries something just because she tried to hide it. She really did! But sometimes you just have to cross you fingers and hope for the best. Dis:Riordan owns PJO/HoO Percy/Hazel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Percy J., Hazel L.
Midnight Snack by ninja awesome monkey reviews
When Gazzy goes down to have a midnight drink of milk, he is confronted with Nudge, and is unable to turn away.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Nudge
Cannibal by Dracohellyes reviews
"I just thought you would think I'm a...cannibal..." "No Silly!" Then gum fragments exploded over Finn's face.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Finn, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
30 Fudge OneShot Ficlets by Mich177 reviews
The title says it all. Some 3-parters, too. R&R plz
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Fang, Nudge
It's Time to Save the World: Again by gpeach6 reviews
The flock are relaxing at Dr.M and Ella's, but when trouble comes knocking on their door, the flock spring into action.The name may be temporary for lack of a better title for this fic. : nudge/iggy gazzy/oc angel/oc ella/oc FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Iggy, Nudge
Still Too Young by CrossoverFan reviews
This story is AU and is set after "Kirby's Adventure Time", and has PB's Bro and Dad from two different series. This story is dedicated to people who like me cried NO at the TV, near the end of the episode Too Young. Princess Bubblegum and Finn forever.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn - Complete
Bree Tanner Cullen by BlinkYourEyes reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted Bree? What if they had to teach her about vampirism, along with the rest of the family? What if...Bree was like a daughter to Esme? Would she risk her life for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Definition of Denial by SilverScreech reviews
Iggy tries to convince himself he's not falling for Nudge... And fails miserably. Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Iggy, Nudge
A Nudge Story by Lyla Calm reviews
16-year-old Nudge finds herself pregnant with Iggy's child, so she leaves the Flock, afraid of rejection. What will happen when they find Nudge again, years later? And how does Iggy feel about her? Disregards MR6. FAX and NUGGY! Previously by ArmyStrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
A Bit Of Music by InkWeaverabc reviews
Dizzy visits a festival for the first time in 4 years. oneshot. Dizzy/Finn short and sweeet!
Dizzy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Come Home by Mrs.CaptainJackSparrow1234 reviews
After Fang's disappearance, Nudge finds comfort from the very person she blames for his absence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Nudge, Dylan - Complete
Ever wonder what if? by Lucy Rell reviews
What if Miri was chosen because Prince Steffan was still mad at Britta?
Princess Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Miri, Britta
What She Couldn't See by ToManyLetters reviews
Toph may be blind, but through Earthbending she can see through feeling...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [Aang, Toph] - Complete
Dancing in the Rain TophxAang by Meredith Trainor reviews
For once, Toph is glad she's blind; it makes everything feel so much better. Aang's POV. Set towards the beginning of Book 3, after the Fire Children's Dance Party. Taang, Zutara might be implied. OneShot, rated Kplus for mild language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Aang, Toph - Complete
If Only We Had Stayed by Epic Queen of Hearts reviews
What happened after we left?Click to find out. TAANG and minor Zutara. Toph is really funny in this one. REVIEW! Shout out to kthao06. Thanks for reviewing constantly.I own nothing.At all. Got it?Good. Now read. Read like the wind!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
You're the One Who's Blind! by Meredith Trainor reviews
A Taang OneShot. Toph is sick of Aang treating her like she's fragile; she's the Blind Bandit, she can do anything! And she doesn't need anyone… or does she?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Memories of You by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
5 years after book 5, Nudge has lost her memory of Iggy, the one she loves. Can he bring her back to him, to fall in love with him again? Or will she lose her memory forever, with Ella in the way? Alternates Max/Nudge/Angel POV, Niggy/Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,436 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
iHave a Lapsus by Arianna4President reviews
Well, yesterday I watched agian iMust have locker 239, and an idea came into my mind. Just a little one shot without sense. Read, review and forgive my errors! :D
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
You drive a hard bargin by krisiten reviews
"Say it and I'll give it to you" Freddie smiked. "Give it to ME and I'LL say it to you" Sam smirked back. Sometimes you have to wonder if there's more than just "friendly" competitions going on between them. "Funny" Seddie one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Carly Always Gets Everything by tjtay reviews
It was always Carly, Carly, Carly. When would it finally be Sam's turn? Seddie! R&R PLEASE! :D Rated T because I rate all of my stories that!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eventually by RedLyxnVanGiruet reviews
Giruet, orphaned as a child, realizes he was meant for something else, being a space pirate. I suck at summaries, rated M for future adult content. Elemental Gelade x My own Imagination and tid bits of some million other stories. AU
Elemental Gelade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Nudge Songs by FlyingBoppers reviews
10 randomly chosen songs put into a Nudge story. Chritsmas, dancing, and more. Niggy/Eggy/Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Box Office Blitz by Shira Tsukiko reviews
Short little story of what may have been going through Kick's mind while hiding from Panstie. KickxKendall Rated T just to be safe
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kick, Kendall - Complete
Taking a Risk by SonnyButterflyxx1 reviews
Nico knew that loving her would be rough with a few bumps on the road.But he also knows that when loving someone you need to take risks and just come out and say "I love you." *Please Read!*
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Tawni H., Nico H. - Complete
What Is Normal? by JennyPenny1014 reviews
AU Max, Zack and Ariel are living in a town on Long Island. Nick, Jeff, and Monique are new to town. Follow the lives of these six as they live the lives of normal teenagers; as normal as being a teenager is… ***NOTICE DATES ON TOP OF THE CHAPTERS!***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Max
Only Exception by Ed Westwicker reviews
Blaise Falame is another mutant. She doesn't like it, but she deals with it. How does that affect the Flock? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Nudge
Of Hats and Tea by BlinkYourEyes reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland only to discover that Hatter doesnt remember her. Or does he? Last chapter is up!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Sardines by Mintyfresh123 reviews
"And me, squashed in the middle, trying to hold on to those last strings we had left..."- Nudge POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Nudge
A New Life by angelinthecrowd reviews
It's been six months since Fang left the flock. Max and the flock are living life as normal as usual, when Dylan sees Erasers coming. Max notices a mark on Nudge's neck during the battle. A mark that can only mean one thing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Max, Nudge
Why Didn't They Tell Me by ButterCup2010 reviews
Sonny and Chad Just came back from Wisconsin and Sonny saw something she didn't expect. And neither did they. What will happen. read to find out. P.S- this story if like the episode of Hannah Montanah.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tawni H., Nico H.
Third's A Charm by 24QueenMo reviews
Ed as been meaning to ask Carter out for years. And every time he tries, he gets interrupted. Will he ever get the girl of his dreams? Or is it a lost cause? Ed/Carter pairing. One-shot.
Princess Protection Program - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Carter M., Ed - Complete
After He Left by kittenluv11 reviews
After fang don't read if you haven't read Fang! will the Flock survive without a member what romances will be intertwined with sorrow. PS a published this story already but it did a weird cut and paste thing with the end so i had to delete it sorry
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Nudge, Dylan
Spilled Soup by BlinkYourEyes reviews
Angel comes across Nudge and Iggy "bonding." One-shot R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
I'll Never Hurt You by MEGGEM reviews
A Niggy story- friendship or love. Takes place right after FANG. Warning! Spoilers for FANG! A talk between Nudge and Iggy on the front porch, after Fang's decision. T for no apparent reason. Complete -MEGGEM
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
Awkward Instant Messaging with my Favorite Couple by ChibiBakaTTATT reviews
A journey through IM with Nudge and Iggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
Confusion by ChibiBakaTTATT reviews
Nudge & Iggy have something going on but the Flock is not approving. will they stay with their family or will they follow their heart and runaway together? T cuz of words. lots of niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
FangxNudge What is this feeling? by MisakiDarkio reviews
A FangxNudge i wrote for my friend gabby. I only have the first chapter done, what a shame. Ive been busy though and stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Fang, Nudge
Screams and Silence by Drippingly Sarcastic reviews
Nudge is said to be a bubbly, chatty girl. But that's only on the outside. This is the reason why Nudge talks so much.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Nudge - Complete
Doing Just Fine by CoHOCD reviews
Mommy! Are you coming or not?" getting the towel and clothes, I smiled slightly. Yeah, we're doing just fine. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Nudge, Iggy
LIKE, TOTALLY LESBIAN by Idiots-4-tea reviews
WOAH WOAH WOOP WOOP NAILS!11111111
Bratz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009
love gone by Pie.Lover.Panda reviews
just read
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Nudge, Fang
He Could Be The One! by Thearistacats reviews
It's just a short one shot of Fang and Nudge. Don't like then don't read! And sorry for the Hannah Montana referance for the title. It just seemed to fit. So please enjoy my little work of labor for you all! Rated T just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
Fang's Blog by theflockroxmysox reviews
What happens when Fang talks to someone in a chat room about how annoying Nudge is, not realizing that he's actually talking to Nudge! Oneshot Don't worry not Fudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nudge, Fang - Complete
Miri's Tiara by icecream87749 reviews
This is a little after story part of Peder and Miri's friendship I made, I hope you like it.
Princess Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Miri, Peder - Complete
What Just happend? by FangFlyon reviews
Mr story.Very first Fan fic.R AND R Please.Later in plot The flock switch body's what will Iggy do when he finds he can see.What Will nudge do when she's blind? Some parings.Its a secret.rated T for use of Swearing D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Nudge
iAm Fortune's Fool by bsloths reviews
Freddie's visit to a psychic yields some unlikely results. Implied Seddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Freddie B. - Complete
Anesthesia by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
“Wait, don’t I get, you know, anesthesia or something?” “Fang, where the hell would I get anesthesia from? Last time I checked, we haven’t robbed a hospital lately.” -For Meilanu- -Oneshot- -Fudge-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
It's All Over but the Crying by Kiseki-no-neko reviews
She left her clothes in a pile on the floor, twisted with his, maybe as a memento, maybe as a picture of what was and couldn’t be again, she wasn’t sure. -Oneshot- -FangxNudge aka Fudge-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Fang, Nudge - Complete
Broken Promises by LadyOfSin reviews
You're jealous of Marron. I gave her all of my attention, and you're jealous! Well Pan, you should stop being so self centered!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,305 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Pan, Trunks
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love is an adventure reviews
Delilah was forced to have wings by a dad who loves the flock just a little too much.so,yeah,she pretty much hates them.but what happens when Dylan has a plan to help her.will she join them.fax/niggy/Dylan OC. rated "t" for fight scenes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010
That Summer reviews
That Summer was the best of Dizzy's life.But as time wears on, she forgets about it.Finn never does,and when Dizzy's calls become low, what will happen. Dinn.
Dizzy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012
staying faithful reviews
sequel to time to go.after the flocks tragic deaths, their kids decide to finish something they thought they had finished.but can they stay faithful as a family.a surprise from someone you won't expect, and much more surprises.it's hard to be a bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
I'll do anything for you reviews
Miri convinces Peder to go with her to Britta's wedding. But what happens when a jealous witch puts a spell on the girls making them think they are in love with the opposite guy. Loads of Peri, and Sritta. Please read and review. l8er!
Princess Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Miri, Peder
you & me reviews
nudge loves fang. fang's still confused about max and maya. gazzy loves nudge, yet someone is yearning after gazzy. oh delimas, delimas.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Nudge, Fang
couple wonderland reviews
this is just a bunch of situations that i think would happen to the flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Max, Fang
time to go reviews
nudge loves iggy. iggy loves nudge. shouldn't be a problem right? wrong. what if max is against it and critisizes nudge. what if nudge think it's time to go, permantaly. and what if, ontop of all that, nudge is preganant with iggy's baby. my first story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
mending hearts reviews
two hearts broken. will they reach out toward each other, to reach back to the original loves.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Nudge, Dylan
take off reviews
nudge isn't part of max's flock, but has her own. what if both flocks meet and team up to take down itex once and for all. how will her oppinon of iggy be like. the story is way better then this summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
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