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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,908 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 7,932 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3177 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Harry Potter and the Heir of Magic by Lord BladeDSF reviews
Voldemort killed Harry the first time around. So, Merlin sees fit to send him back to change things. What will happen when Harry comes to Hogwarts, with the power to change the world? Harry/Harem, Super/God-Like Harry, Time Travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,631 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto & The Drow by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto raised by the dark elf ranger Drizzt Do'Urden. What path will the Ninja-Ranger take? When Naruto returns to his own dimension trouble follows. Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Drizzt D., Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Life is one long orgasm by Angles of Death reviews
Today is the final stage of the Chunin Exams. But Naruto wakes up with an unexpected condition. Hint: read the title. ***Warning: Disturbing Content*** Humor/Parody.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Land of Heroes: DC Style by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
This is a varient of my Marvel story, Why? Because it was a voice in my head that would not quit, it pretty much JLU from the very begining, Wheter this this lives after some time you shall decide, but i would like to think that i took the first step.
Crossover - Halo & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 200,271 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Fallout: Hope from Beyond the Stars by Freedom Guard reviews
Here is the prologue of my first Fallout Halo crossover, no plans as of yet on how this will play out, so it's not going to be updated any time soon. Second chapter is out for the day. Story on Ice due to updating of NON Halo stories.
Crossover - Fallout & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,901 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Master Chief/John-117
Change of Power by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
And Hell Followed After Him by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
They say that hell is the realm of the damned, but what happens when an innocent is sent there by those he trusted? this is is the story of his quest for freedom, of justice of VENGEANCE
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,128 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Replay by Ragnell13 reviews
People are supposed to live only once. But what if they were given the chance to do it all over again? What if they could replay the game of life?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shinobu M.
The Gemini Movement by reyin poetic reviews
All of the girls wish that Keitaro would change, but what if he did? How far will they go to turn him back? What if there's no going back? Dark, OOC's, and strong themes later.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Keitaro U.
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Inari: The God of Foxes by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
Its been a couple thousand years since Naruto had to became the demon inside him in order to defeat Madara & the other 8 tailed beasts. Once this was finished he stayed away until running into a Miko who was just starting her journey. Naruto/Mass Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,529 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Midoriko, Naruto U.
Chasing the Rainbow by rewind gone nuts reviews
After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,268 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ranma
Ancestor by rincewind1990 reviews
No good deed goes unpunished. This is the true story of Taro Urashima.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,867 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Keitaro U.
Nexus II by Black Dragon6 reviews
Death and chaos have been sown throughout the Eastern world. Guess who's job it is to clean up?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 356,482 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2003
Naruto: The Fox with a Dog's Fang by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Love Hina: Facing Reality by The Glorious Executioner reviews
This is the Sequel to "Before Grandma Calls". I hope to make it better. Keitaro and Yukiko have arrived at the Hinata Sou, and things are already heating up! KeixOCXTsuxMutsuxHaru
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Keitaro U.
Naruto of the Black Hurricane by Docki reviews
When Naruto gets hit by Sasukes chidori Kyubi ends up channeling too much chakra to his system and it starts to mess with his body, is that also a reason why he has a single circle with tomoe around his pupil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,524 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,194 - Follows: 3,829 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Ranma: the RPG by Fire Dragon Master reviews
Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto: the Videogame. What if Ranma's life were a videogame, imagine what could happen.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Ranma
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
HIVE Minded by Slayer Anderson reviews
Danny gets an acceptance notification from a school that he never applied to. I know what you're thinking…green ink, owls, and a castle, right? Sorry, not this time. An attempt at originality towards a worn concept. Rewrite coming soon.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,152 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jinx, Danny F. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Possibilities by DarkIsRising reviews
The attempt by Itachi and Kisame went differently then they expected and Naruto walks away from the incident with a new possesion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Demon Brothers of Konoha by JayTang reviews
The life of an orphan is a lonely one,especially when one has a demon in one's stomach.Narutos life if he had a fellow orphan who cared. Bad summary, better summary inside. Starts slowly but picks up. A must read for any Naruto fan! Strong Naru, Hina, OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,650 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Love and War: 2nd Revision by Elite Hunter 02 reviews
New life is about to be breathed into this story. Eventually... See Author's Note for more info.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,676 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/28/2007
Two Ramen Stands, Two Waitresses, One Naruto by Naw-Roo-Toe reviews
Its a fact that Naruto loves ramen. Especially Ichiraku's ramen, but a rival stand opens up. Its all friendly competition between Teuchi and the owner, but for their daughters its completely different, what does it have to do with Naruto? AyameNarutoOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Forgotten Primarch of Chaos by Montymouse reviews
The Emperor created twenty Primarch Generals to lead the Imperium, one was created in secret but was thought to be lost until now.
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 356,478 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Ranma
Naruto: Uncharted Chronicles by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto felt he had no purpose in life; he was alone, parentless, and filled with sadness. But then, he read a book. A book that would change his life, and propel him on an epic adventure. That book was called: Icha Icha. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,695 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8077 - Favs: 15,142 - Follows: 6,472 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fall of a Martial Artist, Rise of a Demon Lord by rewind gone nuts reviews
When Ranma is transported to the Pit of the Infernum, he is forced to leave his old life behind. Desperate as he may be to find a way back to Earth, he must embrace the darkness in order to survive. And if he does find an exit... will he want to leave?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,780 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Ranma
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Immortal Yakuza by The First-Born reviews
Three years after being disowned by his family for being arrested, Keitaro is living a life of crime as a hacker, forger, and dealer when a sudden letter from Hina opens a door leading to being reunited with his family or sweet revenge. Yakuza-Keitaro
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Keitaro U.
A legend reborn by Trugeta reviews
Falling into a unique pool at Jusenkyo bestowed upon one Ranma Saotome the fate to master one of the most terrible powers there are. Watch as he becomes the first Legendary Super Saiyan ever in control of his powers.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 299,376 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Ending The Dark Reign by gunman reviews
The heroes of the Marvelverse get a hand in taking down Norman Osborn from Eva pilot Shinji Ikari, when he is merged with the body of deceased hero Captain America. Lemon.
Crossover - Evangelion & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Shinji I., Ms. Marvel/Carol D., Firestar/Angelica J.
Keitaro: The Hater Of Women by Necromonger reviews
Events that occurred in Keitaro's life have lead him to despise women. How will he react when he is assigned manager at Hinata Sou, an all girls dormitory? Please give me one week to send outlines to those who requested
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,308 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005
Takahashi Soup by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma and Ataru are brothers. I really don't know how to explain it better than that.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 164,879 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/28/2003
Ruroni Ranko by Skysaber reviews
During the mushroom incident events diverge from normal and enemies try to take advantage of our pigtailed hero. Unfortunately for them, attempts to get rid of him often go disastrously wrong.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,846 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Ranma
Speaking for the Dragon by muishiki reviews
There are a few people who's influence on Ender made him capable of destroying the Buggers. Peter was one. Graff, Bonozo, the game at the end of the world... But no one talks about the person who taught Ender to fight. Ranma/Ender's Game cross-over.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ranma - Complete
Master of the Omnitrix by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Ancients Reborn by maverick9871 reviews
Kushina hides a secret from everyone and then makes sure her son will not face the burden he is about to carry alone, when shes done, the world shall fear her son. Starwarsxcrossover. Dark, powerful, perverted, demented Naruto and many females.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,098 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - E. Piell, Naruto U.
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 455 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
WAAAGH Ranma! by rewind gone nuts reviews
RanmaWarhammer Fantasy crossover. Sorta. Ranma gets sent to the Warhammer Fantasy world and, after one of his usual mixups, finds himself leader of the Fikskull Orc tribe. Who else predicts trouble?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,067 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mystic Saga by Epic Quest INC reviews
Extreme AU, Betrayed by those he loved, Ron Stoppable has spent years being hunted like an animal. In a last act of SelfSacrifice he is taken to a new world...one where he belongs.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Wild Reincarnation by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,200 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 471 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Shinigami by Seras4545 reviews
Ranma dies of a fatal disease that defies all treatment, but finds that the afterlife is not what he expects. He is drawn, in the usual chaotic way of his life and apparently his death, into a conflict that transcends even death. RanmaBleach Xover.Ch6 up!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Ranma
Harry Potter: Otaku! by Chibi-Reaper reviews
An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/25/2007
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Hina, Keitaro's Wrath by Hasards reviews
What would happen if Keitaro finally snapped from all the abuse he took?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Keitaro U., Naru N.
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 293 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Naruto: Love Hina Style by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Naruto U.
A Past to Forget by Mercaba reviews
Before being called back to Tokyo3 Shinji's life was something nobody had expected, planned, or wanted.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,038 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Girl Fight by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
Years have passed. Naruto has grown stronger and more attractive. He walks down the streets and women swoon over him. Jiraiya being the pervert he is decided to capitalize on this. With Tsunade by his side, he’s determined to see which harem will win.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
All's Fair in Love and War and Rocking Out! by Demon32835 reviews
During the 2 and a half years Jiraya was training with Naruto, Naruto became: Suporien Huron! Superfamous,superhot,Teen Rockstar! Now he's back home, but what happens when all the girls are crushing on the same guy? NarutoHaremFic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Ranma DewBlossom by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Remember, Ranma? The incident with the jacuzzi, a girl's school vacation, hot and cold springs and twentyfive pounds of lime green gelatin powder?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Chaos and Carnage by Gundraw reviews
What if the symbiote spawned from Venom had another trait acquired from one Peter Parker... the one to protect the masses, and that there is a responsibility with the power it has. And what if it somehow stumbled upon our young Pigtailed Protagonist?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,585 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Ranma
Irresistible Force by GenocideHeart reviews
Upon finding an unusual gem in an old antiques shop, Keitaro arrives at the Hinata Inn with some... noticeable changes... to his person...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/3/2006
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,676 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
I Do by Innortal reviews
A class assignment turns Shinji's life upside down, as his partner is one to treat all things as realworld situations.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005
Sister, Sister by Random1377 reviews
One sister is bad enough... Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
XVII by Kindled Chime reviews
The Angels are all dead. But why should death stop an Angel? Taking a shower will never be the same again...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,006 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Halo of the Hero by Xerxez reviews
Ranma becomes a Spartan II, he is trained on Reach. After Reach is destroyed he is called Master Cheif, or Ranma117 to his few friends. What will happen when he returns to Earth. On Hiatus
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,955 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004
Burning Bridges by Baculities reviews
Ranma snaps and the only witness is Nabiki. When Ranma leaves for good, she is left having to explain what happened. Meanwhile Ranma adapts to his new world.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/15/2004
Rune Soldier Ranma by Hung Nguyen reviews
Ranma gets transported to the world of Rune Soldier Louie thanks to a wish.
Crossover - Ranma & Rune Soldier - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,306 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Ranma
Dragons Bane by tyron23 reviews
A story of how a little piece of dust can change your whole outlook on life
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,751 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
Horse of the Leaf by Hibiki54 reviews
Magic mushrooms. A stolen scroll. This is all that Mousse needs to finally get rid of Ranma! And it works! In another world, a man finds a child and is order by the Hokage to raise the boy to be a good citizen of the Hidden Village of Konoha..(Completed)
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,026 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Tattoon Ranma by Hung Nguyen reviews
[Rated for V & L] Ranma decides that girls are nothing but trouble and tries to get away from his fiancee problems in Nerima. However, one last fiancee comes onto the scene... and she's definitely different!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,242 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ranma - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Joe Fenton reviews
Ranma falls in a different Spring. Now the girls won't leave him alone!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/22/2002
Fist of the Pikachu! Side Story 1: Wandering Wild by Hung Nguyen reviews
Wildfire's story about how he came to know Ranma.
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2000 - Pikachu, Ponyta, Ranma
Dead People reviews
Naruto sees dead people, he sees YOU. Oneshot. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete