TheDeliquent9
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Joined 03-02-10, id: 2275911, Profile Updated: 11-14-15
Author has written 18 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Eyeshield 21, Young Dracula, Legend of Korra, A song of Ice and Fire, and Harry Potter.

I'm not a delinquent - I was just 15 or so when I made this account and thought I was that cool. Couldn't even spell it right.

I am a simple woman, with simple fanfiction needs and because I am not particularly - consistent, let's say with my updating I have taken upon myself to be the master of one shots or short stories (and I ain't even that good).

Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy my works and I pray to God none of you find my other account that 11 year old me made, freaking out that I would be caught for being under the 13 age limit for this sight.

Besides - I hope I'm much more literate and enjoyable ten years on.

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Negotations by Cardboard Edward reviews
In an alternate universe where super villains plague Ireland, and Stephanie Edgley and Detective Pleasant are no more than pseudonyms, Darquesse and Lord Vile go on a little date.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Lord Vile - Complete
Trouble that Can't be Named by girloficeandfire reviews
It's a time for memories for Sansa Stark...the first major tournament since the one held in her Father's honor all those years ago, and more. She knows she should move on with her life, but will she be able to if it means leaving Sandor Clegane behind?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Cry of the Wolf by IceQueen102 reviews
Written for the comment fic meme at the SansaxSandor LJ comm. AU - a sort of 'film Noir' version of ASOIAF, with Sandor as a private detective. Young and beautiful heiress Sansa Stark asks him to discover who murdered her father.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Songbird by redcandle reviews
Sandor Clegane takes Sansa with him when he flees King's Landing, allowing her to think he's rescuing her, but intending to keep her for himself. This is an AU fic that deviates from canon after the Blackwater Battle in ACoK. Sansa/Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
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The Uneventful Life of Tom Riddle reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is your average man with your average time travelling wife. Outright sociopath, hopeful world dominator, habitual kitten killer but not a genocidal mass murder – which his therapist tells him - is a mild improvement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Me and Mrs Jones reviews
Both Skulduggery and Valkyrie know how they other feels, but they also know it would ruin them and the world. Set after Kingdom of the Wicked, slight spoilers included. Valduggery Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Evidence at the Crime Scene reviews
Arya discovers evidence that her sister has a lover. Deciding to confront them and find out who the mystery man is, Arya prepares to ambush them... but is she ready for the results? Set in modern day. SanSan with hints of JaqenxArya.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Dancing on the Edge reviews
A man dances on a thin line of his identity, pulled forward by a lovely girl from his past. A long story of Jaqen and Arya and what happens to them after the series ends. JaqenxArya with include SanSan. Futurefic.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Arya S., Jaqen H. - Complete
His Honour Sandor Clegane reviews
What happens when Elder Brother gets Sandor to fill in for him on a court case involving a certain Little Bird's marriage? He gets too fond of hitting the table with the gavel of course. Idea is not mine neither is ASoIF. SanSan. Oneshot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Mission Impossible reviews
Sansa sets out on a almost impossible task. Make Sandor Clegane laugh. Fluffy, fic because after being depressed from reading the actual books, you need fanfiction to make G.R.R.M stop torturing your soul. SanSan.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Whipped reviews
Sandor has a reputation, a fearful face and not to mention a very sharp sword to keep people in place. But how can he when his own daughter makes him look like a well behaved puppy? One Shot. SanSan. Futurefic
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Comfort reviews
When a brokenhearted Korra longs for the comfort she needs she gets it from the most surprising source. LETS BRING ON THE ANGST ANGST ANGST! One-sided Makorra, Massami, friendshiply Tahno and Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Korra
Mako's Unfortunate Events reviews
Korra is sleeping over. Wearing his shirt. Only a few meters away. Could there be any sweeter torture? Makorra. Counterpart to Restless. I don't own Avatar. T for insinuations.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Restless reviews
Mako always seems 'cool under fire' but when the Avatar sleeps over his mind is far from controlled. Makorra. I don't own avatar.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
The Woes of a Sleep Deprived Mako reviews
Mako likes a good night sleep. With Korra in his life there seems to be no chance. Makorra. I don't own avatar.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Conversations reviews
Sometimes our words count mean a lot. A compilation of conversations between Ingrid and Bertrand as time goes on. Ingrid/Bertrand. I don't own Young Dracula.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ingrid D.
Give me a Kiss reviews
Set after The End of the World. Valkyrie is sulking and once again Skulduggery isn't the best of comforters but Valkyrie has an idea. Not as romancey as it sounds. Don't own Skulduggery Pleasant.One shot
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Seducing Mr Pleasant reviews
Valkyrie is having trouble with getting everyone's favourite Skeleton into bed but has the added trouble of meeting a flame from his past. How will she deal with it? Rated T for a very, very good reason no one 13 and younger please. slightly limey
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Crack reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
I Fell In Love with a Skeleton reviews
There are stages before Happily Ever After- and not all of them are happy. Valduggery. Get ready for the angst angst angst :P Review. SPOILERS FOR DEATH BRINGER. Complete.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Messages from Me to You reviews
Hiruma finds a secret stash of notes Mamori has kept over the years.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Mythology reviews
A retelling of the story of Hades and Persephone using Hiruma and Mamori. Role play :D
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete