Dautr abr du Sundavar
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Author has written 35 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Alex Rider, Stargate: Atlantis, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Merlin, Doctor Who, White Collar, and Eragon.

Her case, where is it? Did she eat it?

Hiyah, peoples in the wide, wide world! I'm Dautr abr du Sundavar - obviously - but you can just call me Sunda. Much easier, no? :D And for new readers of "Randomness and Idiocy" - I used to be FantasyNerd101. But I changed my name. Obviously. Anywho...

Real name: UmletmethinkhereshouldItellyouumNO.

Age: 18. I think. I'm not really sure.

Religion: It's not a religion. It's a relationship with God. Christian by name, and proud of it :)

Gender: Female. Hence the name ("Dautr abr du Sundavar" means "Daughter of the Shadows" in the Ancient Language of the Inheritance Cycle)

My T-shirt slogan: I don't eat nuts because I don't believe in cannibalism. (I have got to actually get this on a shirt someday!)

Sanity level: I don't flirt with insanity. I AM insanity. But that's why y'all loves me. Right? Seriously, though, I never had a rocker to fall off. IT'S THAT BAD. O_O

FictionPress account: Same name as here. Click on my homepage link to go there. Don't have much on there, really...

Native language(s): English, Smilies, and Sarcasm

Something else: I'm a theatre chick - we have more fun!

Kanda's real name is not Oscar, and I will not refer to him as such.


My stories:

Okay, this is just going to be a list of my in-progress stories and stories that I have comments on. The series that the story is from is in parentheses.

Hoo, Boy (Inheritance Cycle/Ranger's Apprentice crossover): Fan fiction TENNIS! A collaboration with Articwolfstudios. Wolf and I join the cast of characters for an epic and weird adventure! It’s called “Hoo, Boy” for a very good reason. Izzy’s emo, Arya’s obsessed with Will, who has a bladder control problem, Eragon’s a Mutt, Gilan faints – sorry, passes out from manly hunger – Murty and Horace are having an ongoing argument about the existence of magic or lack thereof, Oromis was a baby for a few chapters, Halt and Crowley are arguing over palm fronds, betting on fights, and posting on YouTube, Alyss has lazer eyes (and so does Arya), Angela has a serious issue with necromancy (but we all knew that) – and that’s just the book characters! There’s also a chorus line of OC’s such as the Profanity Sheep, the Hamster of Coincidental Rhyming, the Mystical Rabbit of Retribution, Doom, and Fluffiness, Captain Pickles, the Dark Pickle, the Zorgamuffin Council of Weirdness and Chocolate, and the ice cream that Wolf STILL OWES ME. Plus there’s all the narrators that either quit or got fired over the course of the story – betcha that’ll come back to haunt us...AND! All of this takes place in the Crossover World, containing such sparkling locations as the Alliteration Area, the Forest Random, the Crossover World’s Highest and Coldest Mountain Range (CWHACMR for short), and an as-yet-unnamed ocean wherein lies the Talisman of Roxerness – an amulet of great power that will see us all home. This is currently my highest priority story - if only because my muse for it is pretty much the only one not giving me the finger. Chapter 14 was supposed to be the last chapter, but the epicness was too much, so it's been split into two parts. Part one is up and part two is in-progress. This is going to be awesome. ...if it ever actually gets finished...

To Torment a Ranger (Ranger's Apprentice): Halt comes home one evening to find Will bouncing off the walls - literally. It's far from the first time, but when Will mentions a creepy girl who gave him the sweets that led to his extreme hyperactivity - which quickly starts to appear permanent - Halt realizes that he and his apprentice are in more danger than they've ever known. Now Halt must uncover the secrets of who exactly the girl is, why she gave Will the sugar, and the identity of the mysterious - and nefarious - cookie-shaped bunny rabbits. But the quest will not be easy, and Halt will not like all the answers he finds.

Keep Holding On (Ranger's Apprentice): A songfic to Avril Lavigne's "Keep Holding On." Gilan has recently graduated, and is having a bit of a panic attack. Oneshot. I tried to continue it and give people more closure, but I couldn't get any ideas what-so-ever for doing so. Sorry.

Randomness and Idiocy (Inheritance Cycle/eragon movie crossover): Basically a rant in script form against the Eragon movie. Funny, though, imho :D Oneshot.

Slappy the Slap-Happy Prisoner (Inheritance Cycle): The name came from the Animaniacs character Slappy the Slap-Happy Squirrel, as well as my (admittedly rather Sueish) OC's propensity for slapping Galby. Very weird, rather random. Oneshot, thankfully. Otherwise I might get toted off to the psych ward. :)


Okay, I couldn't resist these.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, you don't need this notice! (But you can still copy and paste this in your profile.)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir...when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
It All Started With The Council by Destined Darkness reviews
Indeed it did! Parody MSN style. The dangers of joining groups on MSN. I suck at writing summaries mainly because i can't be bothered writing them, don't judge a book by it's cover. MWAHAHAHA! Read if you wish and Review. Lol wow you can say a lot in this
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Thor 2: The Not-Light Planet by kalina16 reviews
Join Thor, Loki, and Jane as they compete for screen time and character development amongst jerky fathers, crazy elves, drunk physics, and utter crack.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,525 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Crazy Bug by imatruenut reviews
Everybody, even the students at Hogwarts, gets bitten by the crazy bug sometimes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009
How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix by Dragonsrule18 reviews
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2009 - King Galbatorix
Cookies for a Night Fury by Steefwaterbutter reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Larry is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Santa. But what happens when a Viking named Hiccup shows up at his door, perusued by an angry Night Fury?
Crossover - Veggie Tales & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Cannon is over rated by Alyss Mainwaring reviews
A whole load of one shots. Some are my idea of a joke while others are... I don't know. Inspiration from my religion class. :@ Alyss Mainwaring
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Horace, Cassandra/Evanlyn] [Alyss, Will]
Evil Division Dalek by Sleeping Kangaroo reviews
I have no summary... This makes no sense. It's funny and cute I think , though, so R&R? Very short. In honor of 11/11/11. Even though this was published on 11/9/11...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
Nightmares by Sleeping Kangaroo reviews
150 word drabble not counting A/N and song , 10th Doctor's POV. It's really angsty, inspired by Chameleon Circuit's Nightmares. The Doctor is always running.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Revenge by Elfpen reviews
Gilan is given a special assignment to investigate trouble in the north. On the other side of Araluen, Will goes missing. Old foes re-appear, and they're looking for revenge. Trouble is brewing, and Gilan and Will are left fighting for their lives.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gilan, Will
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 163 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Caravan of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Sequel to The House of Eragon. Eragon still loves waffles, Brom's got more shoes, Selena aspires to be Supernanny, Orik's a poof, Galby's got a stomach of steel and Angela's just Angela. Please read and review; you know you want to!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,782 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008
Things not to do in front of: Yassen by awesomehatyougotthere reviews
Are you annoying? Do you have some sort of death wish? Then breaking these rules will garuntee a painful death! 10 Things not do to in front of Yassen, do it and die. A PROPER CHAPTER 4 is now up. Thanks for all the reveiws!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Never Train Tom Harris in the SAS by Fearlee reviews
Blunt wants Tom to become a spy, so he sends him and Alex to Brecon Beacons to train. The only fact that he overlooked was that Tom doesn't want to be a spy. Mayhem is about to commence...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
FalseLived Lies by Rydd Rider reviews
Just a little poem. Wrote it randomly, mostly 'cause I had nothing else to do. R&R, please!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Halt, Will - Complete
The Atlantis Infirmary Rulebook by bunjamina66 reviews
Carson's through with being 'Mr Nice Guy'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,895 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
CAKE, CANDY, COFFEE, and CHAOS? by The Flame in All of Us reviews
sequel to CAKE!We left off with Gil n Will oweing Halt alot n they jus ran off so Halt's gonna get revenge sweet revenge...or is he? read to find out! Please R and R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coke and Funyuns Rush by HermioneK reviews
Alex Rider is home alone while Jack grocery shops. He is an adolescent boy in search of junkie snacks in order to keep up with his high metabolism. Will those snacks come with consequences?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Insane by Harveste Starr reviews
Alex rider hates the term 'insane'. Just a short drabble, contains no swearing of any kind. Which is unusual, for me. Rated K just in case.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Will's moralful experiances by The Flame in All of Us reviews
Read the title. This story may contain violence Horace , horror Horace , and weirdness so you were warned! Contains fable kinda...Please R and R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Weeping Angel by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
On a bench, in a London subway, a boy sits, hunched up and crying." One-shot, set out like a free verse poem. Pease Read and Review!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
What Happened After Brisingr by StuffRocksInnit reviews
Well, me and Lydia got bored of waiting for the fourth book, so we decided to compose a humorous take on what would happen in the fourth book. Or, more accurately, what would happen if Fat Whin, an unusual chocolate labrador, got dropped into Alagaesia.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
How it Should Have Ended by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Would you ever just ride off with some guy you've never even spoken to? No, you wouldn't. But apparently, Snow White's not as smart as you. This is how it would have ended—if she'd had even an ounce of sense!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Snow White, Prince Charming - Complete
What Could Have Been by Elfpen reviews
He didn't want to accept it - He couldn't - but no matter how he tried to, he couldn't escape the horrible truth that had presented itself to him in the form of a sickly familiar corpse. Will was dead." Oneshot. Companion piece to 'The Nightmare'.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Halt, Will - Complete
Pegasus forum by Jammeke reviews
Dr. Weir meant to create a forum for strictly professional purposes. The other expedition members have their own reasons for opening topics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
CAKE by The Flame in All of Us reviews
We all know Halt is sneaky and is a legendary ranger right? Well could he hide food from Will? read to find out! I know the summary sux but this is my first fanfic.Chapter 4 is up!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
It Was Normal, For Humans At Least by Just Add Coffee reviews
It took the new marine joining Lorne's team to ask the question everyone had been wondering since the Atlantis Expedition encountered the Wraith.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/22/2010 - E. Lorne - Complete
Theres Perks To Being A Military Brat by Just Add Coffee reviews
Contrary to popular belief, growing up as a military brat has its perks- and really, it helped shape the person Sam Carter was today.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
What Not To Do On Atlantis by Just Add Coffee reviews
The city of the Ancients was meant to have the best and brightest of planet Earth on the expedition. So why did a list of "What not to do" have to be complied? T for a weeny bit of suggestiveness ;D
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Fear is just a four letter word by FrozenStrawberries reviews
As soon as I’d stepped foot inside Grimmauld Place today, I knew it was a mistake." Cleaning and Tonks do not mix well. Is it time to address the hidden fears about a certain werewolf? RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Adventures of Little Moony Mooncalf by typin' paw reviews
Spring is the time of great changes. Same goes for Remus Lupin. Find out which role Fenrir Greyback, chocolate ice-cream and an old children's book are playing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Fail by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Ever have a day that's too good to be true? Harry has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mission Impossible: Coffee Addicton by Caramel Cheescake reviews
Will's got a problem, and Halt has to deal with it before it's too late... Made in collaboration with Rowana Renee' and if you're wondering about the switch/rope thing, check out 'Guardian Ranger' by Rowana Renee'. My first crack-fic, hope you like it!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
If Luna Lovegood Was Head Girl by Masque31 reviews
Just a list of things Luna would do if she was Head Girl!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
He Takes After Me by AnimeIceFox reviews
The plot bunnies attacked! So this is just a little argument between James and Lilly, and Harry takes matters into his own hands!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ron, Meet Your Daughter's Boyfriend by howlsatthemoon reviews
"But… you said you were bringing over a boy during the holidays!" "And I'm not considered a boy?" "NO!" / Rose brings Scorpius home for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Birthday by Elfpen reviews
Halt has a few surprises in store for Will on his birthday. The problem? It’s not Will’s birthday. Or… Is it? Oneshot. Read and Review, please.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Ranger Apprentice's Hyper Moments by The Flame in All of Us reviews
What would happen if the Ranger Apprentice's characters went hyper?Read to find out!Please R and R. THE HALT CHAPTER IS UP!READ TO FIND OUT HOW HALT'S GONNA BE EMBARRASSED!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
I, Alex Rider, Am Made Of Win by CraZyPshyChoLadY reviews
A drabble I wrote at 1:10 Am on a whim. Alex wins a bet. Involves K-Unit and camaraderie. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Mysterious Lemons by The Starplater reviews
One lemon, two lemons, three lemons, four. Five lemons, six lemons, seven lemons, MORE! Where are all these lemons coming from?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Rodney M. - Complete
Midwinter Cocoa by The Book Thief reviews
Will's first Midwinter Solstice as a Ranger's Apprentice. Short and fluffy.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
12 Days Of Christmas: Pirate's Style! by GalnKay reviews
This was very fun to write!Please Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Wraithmas by CorgiFromSpace reviews
Twas the night before Wraithmas, and all through Atlantis, not a creature was stirring, not even Aratis". Merry Christmas. Set before season 4.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Radek Z., John S. - Complete
Dark Idiocy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The graveyard scene in Goblet of Fire with a hilarious twist! Featuring hair braiding, The Phantom of the Opera, vampires, and shiny things! Parody, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Nightmare by Elfpen reviews
After his return from Skandia, Will suffers from nightmares. Halt consults his apprentice after one such nightmare.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Only Human by iamdragonrider reviews
Sam has a human moment.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Easy Bake Not So Easy by Gilans Apprentice reviews
Will and Halt have an easy bake but when it breaks guess who has to fix it?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Algebra class is rife with boyish attitude by brightmoor reviews
Draco gets a Howler, Ron and Hermy snog, weird things happen. Snape is a chipmunk because someone spiked his pumpkin juice. Harry tries to fix it but Snape gets really drunk. This is a prime example of why I shouldn't be allowed to write in Algebra class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
How to get the Snape Look! by Witchy Pixie reviews
Insructions for snape-wannabes! Written when I was young and stupid. Be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Severus S.
HMS Atlantis by San Antonio Rose reviews
Kavanaugh thinks he knows what a machine in McKay's lab does. Boy, is he wrong. (Inspired by LinziDay's "Modern Major Scientist"; Sheyla; rated K for extreme silliness.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Voldemort, Snape, and a Toaster by brightmoor reviews
I solemnly swear that I am not under the influence of drugs of any kind. Nothing romantic implied; just, um, wonder to yourselves why they're living in the same house, OK? Just a warning: Voldy uses the d-word at the end. HP belongs to JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
I Belong With Me by Professor Cassandra reviews
A love song from Voldemort to...well, himself. A parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Pranks by ninja-lover-of-the-round-table reviews
It is two years after Will graduated and became a ranger. It is time for the Gathering, and Will decides to play a few pranks on his old mentor, Halt. But will he get away with it? R&R! This is my first fanfic, hope you like it! :P
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Life is So Unfair by Ko-pia reviews
It was an accident. All of it. No, really. I the great Alex Rider have done nothing wrong.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The REAL Eragon Script by RandomUser674 reviews
HAH! I found the section! This was written back in 2006 by Tala, but I just never got around to posting it. If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was the only parody script we made, THINK AGAIN! This was the one that started it all. READ AND REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter Hates Clowns by quicksilver009 reviews
Voldemort sends an evil clown to get Harry in his sleep. Warning: May cause nightmares! :ooooo
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Insane Adventures of Wormtail and Babymort by Professor Cassandra reviews
A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Voldemort, Peter P.
SGA1’s Survival Guide for OffWorld Missions by bunjamina66 reviews
The boys write a field guide for the other SGA teams…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
End of Book 4 theory by Kallypso reviews
Me and my friends were bored and we think we've figured out how book 4 will end. Warning: Incredibly random! If you think we are weird... well we are. Enjoy and please comment and tell me what you think!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Eragon S., King Galbatorix - Complete
Shadebusters! by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Eragon has a business proposition for Arya...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
How To Be Evil By L Voldemort by SugaredPoison reviews
How many times have I had people ask me, 'Oh, Voldy, can you teach me to be evil, just like you' Let me put it this way: More times than I have the patience to count." A hilarious one-shot that will leave you rolling with laughter and begging for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Busted by CraZyPshyChoLadY reviews
Alex gets caught out after missing his curfew. Drabble and fluff.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Valentine's Day at Malfoy Manor by Professor Cassandra reviews
What happens when Bellatrix Lestrange gives a powerful love potion to the Dark Lord Voldemort? Hilarity, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
KUnit go to the seaside by CraZyPshyChoLadY reviews
Read the title and if you don't get it then just read the story. Ah see my clever ploy to get you to look at the wonders this story holds! Alex and K-Unit go to the seaside. A partner fic to: K-Unit go to the fun fair. 2nd chapter, revised original story.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Nevada Fox by San Antonio Rose reviews
Though he may be a poet in Vegas, a Todd's a Todd for a' that. (Spoilers for "Vegas")
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Todd - Complete
Tis the time by Fyrewire reviews
Holiday song parody #5, "Deck the halls"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Valor Remembered by San Antonio Rose reviews
Season 2ish: Ronon finally finds an Earth tradition he understands.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Ronon D. - Complete
Hatchling by Silver pup reviews
One shot — Morzan meets his dragon for the first time.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Morzan - Complete
Golden Chains by iamdragonrider reviews
The team gets into trouble with the locals. Nothing new here. Response to GW weekly Crack!fic challenge
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Desperate Measures by San Antonio Rose reviews
A Todd's-eye view of "The Lost Tribe." (Spoilers for Season 5. One-shot.)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Todd - Complete
A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by Professor Cassandra reviews
We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have seen the true horrors he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, but be warned...what you find may shock you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Rules rule by Jammeke reviews
To prevent chaos, Elizabeth created a special forum where she can post rules to keep everyone in check. Unfortunately for her, the expedition members can also react to the topics. Chaos ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
KUnit go to the fun fair by CraZyPshyChoLadY reviews
The title says it all I think. Alex and K-Unit fluff
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Snake - Complete
How to Annoy Alex Rider Characters by Schizophrennic Muffin reviews
Basically self explanatory. Rated for occasional language just to be safe. How to annoy Alex Rider characters beginning with the title character himself! by Chocolate Muffin
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008
Planet of PIE by The Starplater reviews
A short comedy fic containing my own team SGA-8 and SGA-13 but obviously still starring the existing main characters.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra reviews
Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Tresses of Terror by Professor Cassandra reviews
When the Dark Lord comes to the startling revelation that he is bald, he ventures out on an epic quest to locate the perfect hairpiece to accentuate his malevolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
10 Ways To Make Murtagh Mad by SMARTALIENQT reviews
The continuation of my “10 Ways To” series, and sequel to “10 Ways to Ruin Eragon’s Holidays”, with added bonus. Flames will be used to make s’mores, because I am hungry and I like s’mores. By SMARTALIENQT. Rated for funny innuendo & mentions of emonness.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
The Leap by San Antonio Rose reviews
(AU) Post-"Kindred," Rodney finds himself with questions that science can't answer... what's a physicist to do? (Religious content; spoilers for "The Kindred" and "The Last Man")
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
10 Ways to Ruin Eragon's Holidays by SMARTALIENQT reviews
The long-awaited -OK, a couple days awaited- sequel to “10 Ways to Ruin Durza’s Holidays”, with added bonus. R&R! Flames will be used to send smoke signals to the Klingons, who are now poised over your house with a high-tech laser beam. by SMARTALIENQT
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Ruin Durza's Holidays by SMARTALIENQT reviews
The title is more than a little self-explanatory, no? If you still don’t know what this is about, I suggest you read something else. Flames will be used to roast their senders on a spit. My first-ever fic, so R&R! Now with added bonus! by SMARTALIENQT
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
5 Ways not to by Jammeke reviews
... Get stuck in a Stargate, fall off a balcony, die... This is your personal not to do-guide, which will hopefully keep you alive in Pegasus. The most occuring subjects are being treated; you should be safe with this in your pocket.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Sue Story: The Invasion by ThePurpleRose reviews
The Mary Sues invade Eragon! What will be done to save Eragon and Murtagh? Does anyone want to save Roran? Will Eragon tell Nasuada who his brother is? Set after Eldest Please read and review! CHAPTER 2 UP!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
A Random Midnighters Parody by When The Sun Goes Down reviews
it's just random shit.and the only midnighters parody out there.the midnighters get a theme song.very random.u don't have 2 read and review if u don't want 2, it kinda sux.
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
There Goes Logic by riyaaanu reviews
L loves logic. But what happens when it came flying out of the window?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
50 things Sheppard thinks about during a meeting by Jammeke reviews
Well, the title pretty much says it all.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - John S. - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Here there be Spontainiously Combusting Pillows by Duckweed reviews
Durza must employ all his ingenuity to cure King Galbatorix of a horrendously humiliating disease known to all as the hiccups. Slightly implied DurzaOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
The Dementor by Parody Master reviews
Just a little something I came up with. Hehe. Bet this has never been done before...please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harkat Mulds? by Parody Master reviews
Just a little something I thought up. Oneshot, takes place during book 4 right after the bear incident.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Water Rising by iamdragonrider reviews
The water is rising, and Daniel has a very difficult choice to make! Very short one shot piece.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Personal Favor by iamdragonrider reviews
Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
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A Hyper Eagle is a Very Scary Thing reviews
Formerly "Introducing Cub and Making Eagle Hyper," the original drabble has been expanded into a series of oneshots. And every one of them will feature a hyper Eagle. O.O Scary...R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub
To Torment a Ranger reviews
When Halt arrives home one evening to find Will high as a kite on candy given to him by a mysterious stranger, what will he do? Can he cure Will and find the stranger to punish her? And what's with the cookie-shaped bunny rabbits? Rated for mindless humor
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Halt, Will
Deck the Halt With Boughs of Holly reviews
Fa la la la la! Tis the season for Christmas cheer, given to Rangers far and near. Extreme fluffles abound herein, with Halt giving grumpys as Will Treaty grins. When Will's excited and Halt's himself, what will happen to the apprentice elf?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Halt, Will - Complete
Dead Star Shine reviews
"The Parting of the Ways" tag, songfic to Breaking Benjamin's "Give Me a Sign." A dying Time Lord finds the strength to shine one last time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Defiant Story reviews
Episode tag to The Defiant One. Drabble. There are so many stories surrounding the war between the Ancients and the Wraith, but how many are ever told?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
The Beginning reviews
Drabble. We know the story of how Galbatorix became a name to be feared and cursed, but do we really know why? What, on the inside, led to Galbatorix going completely and utterly mad?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - King Galbatorix - Complete
The Dark Place reviews
A conversation with Moz leads Neal to flash back and remember...Rated for darkness. R&R please.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
Ár Uair Sollúnta reviews
"She sits on her knees, sobbing, broken. Because when they took his life, they took her heart along with it." Charrie DEATH! WillxAlyss ANGST! In other words, you better REVIEW all this AWESOMENESS! XD
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Alyss, Will - Complete
Das Gesellen zum Feind? reviews
This is not going to be deleted. Instead, it's been adopted by Sapphire2309. : See final chapter for details, and keep checking back - they might change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Hoo, Boy reviews
Fan fiction TENNIS! A collaboration between myself and Articwolfstudios. The partial casts of the series meet, and it gets a little crazy. Well, no DUH. Then you add authors about whom the Inheritance peeps still have nightmares...Hoo, boy.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010
Return to Me Salvation reviews
Ben Daniels is sick and tired of MI6 and what it does to him. But what bearing will his faith - or lack thereof - have on what he chooses? Rated for death. Spiritual/angst/tragedy/hurt/comfort. Read and review, pretty please. Fourth story in Redemption
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Ben D./Fox - Complete
So Tell Me How It Should Be reviews
Songfic to Breaking Benjamin's "The Diary of Jane" and sort of a sequel to "My Immortal Love." Gilan and Will are angsting together over coffee, with revelations and musings alike making appearances. Rated for Dark!Will and Dark!Gilan. Please Read&Review!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gilan, Will - Complete
MarySue Saves the Day reviews
For once, a Sue does something useful. A drabble about what I think most of us wished happened at the end of "Doomsday." New series 2005 . Romance and humor, with a bit of angsting. Read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Ultimate Horror reviews
A brief oneshot about just that. No, it's not a nuclear bomb, or a deadly super-contagious virus, or even spiders. No, it's something much worse - babysitting a five-year-old. O.O Can Alex make it out alive? R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
I Just Can't Wait to be King! reviews
Arthur can't wait to go from prince to king - and he wants the whole world to know! Songfic to the song from The Lion King.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Here I Am Again reviews
Tom thought he didn't believe in miracles anymore. Well, a certain song changed that. Third story in Redemption.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tom H. - Complete
Born Again reviews
Alex is armed and dangerous - but to whom, exactly? Sequel to "Please, God." CERTAIN PARTS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE UNLESS YOU'VE READ "PLEASE, GOD." Oneshot. Songfic to Skillet's "Rebirthing." Is now part of a series! So...Second story in "Redemption"
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
OneUpmanship reviews
If MI6 can do it, Scorpia can do it better. If MI6 recruits children, well, so does Scorpia. Spoilers for Scorpia, obviously. Character DEATH! Oneshot. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
A Stupid and Very Short Story reviews
Just what the title says. Rated only for character death. Not as big a deal as it usually is.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Dark Lord of Somethingoranother reviews
Voldemort is done with Earth's setbacks. So he sets his sights on - where else - Alagaësia! Yeah, 'cause everyone believes the fantasy stories they read. Oh wait, that's just crazy Dark Lords. Whoops. :D Featuring a cameo from the Eragon movie. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Voldemort, Eragon S. - Complete
My Immortal Love reviews
Someone's angsting. Who, and why? Summary may be kinda humorous, but there's only one funny line in the story. I know, shocking coming from me. Readers might want to bring a flashlight or two; it's dark in there. Mild 6, 7 and 8 spoilers. Character DEATH!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
And You Thought YOU Got Distracted During Lessons reviews
If stupidity was a genre, this would be classified as a Humor/Stupidity story. Cause it's just plain WEIRD. Will is learning something new, but keep getting interrupted by random animals and...well, just wait. You'll see. R&R!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Halt, Will - Complete
As Many Times as I Blink reviews
Will just got back to his cozy little cabin in the woods, and he's what you might call "unhappy." Songfic to Owl City's "Vanilla Twilight."
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Will - Complete
Please, God reviews
WARNING: Spoilers for both Scorpia and Ark Angel! Summary inside. I couldn't think of a way to phrase the summary so that it wouldn't give away the books, so...yeah. Sorry. Is now part of a series! So...First in the "Redemption" series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jack S., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Snow White, the Original Attention Whore reviews
Okay, maybe it's not that bad, but still. A short one-shot depicting how the story might have really ended.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Snow White, Prince Charming - Complete
Homesick reviews
A song leads Alex to think about things he had never contemplated before. Sort of a songfic to MercyMe's "Homesick." Read and REVIEW, please! Story is better than summary, I promise.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Líf Jierdaí reviews
A oneshot taking place after the final battle for Alagaësia. Eragon thinks all hope is gone when tragedy strikes, but a small story gives him hope. Rated for character death. R&R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Slappy the SlapHappy Prisoner reviews
"He felt something draw near. A dark shadow, casting its pall over the sunny spring day..." It starts with Murtagh, and ends with a thump, a sore hand, and a soon-to-be-befuddled country. Story is better than the summary! R&R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - King Galbatorix - Complete
Mistakes reviews
Oromis never told anyone exactly what happened when he was captured by Kialandí and Formora - he just wanted to forget all the horrible details. But an innocuous occurrence sparks a trip down Memory Lane...and a storm of sorrow. Rated just to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Oromis - Complete
Love My Lips? reviews
The Atlantis team is stuck on Earth, and General Landry takes advantage of the situation to make everyone get a psych eval. However, John's is just plain weird...Takes place after the series finale. Kind of a songfic to the VeggieTales song "Love My Lips"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2010 - John S. - Complete
Keep Holding On reviews
A sonfic to Avril Lavigne's "Keep Holding On." Gilan has recently graduated, and is having a bit of a panic attack. Oneshot, NO SLASH. R&R please.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Gilan, Halt - Complete
Randomness and Idiocy reviews
What would happen if the characters from the movie and the characters from the books met each other? Warning: Even the book characters are rather OOC. People talk like 21-century people. Featuring cameos from Ranger's Apprentice and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Eragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Triumph Comes at a Cost reviews
So, this is just that one chapter in PoA where Harry encounters the Dementors during a Quiddich game, written from Cedric's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Potterstyle reviews
After the final battle, everyone is more than a little somber. So our modern-day Mauraders decide to liven things up a little. Who cares if it's not Christmas? Everyone could stand a laugh. Set post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Why Halt REALLY Became a Ranger reviews
No matter what may or may not have been said in Kings of Clonmel, has Halt ever had anything against lying and secret-keeping? No. Here's the real reason why Halt chose the Ranger life of solitude...and quiet.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Halt - Complete