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Joined 03-03-10, id: 2276596, Profile Updated: 08-14-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Demonata, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Invader Zim, Zombieland, and Dragon Ball Z.

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Info on myself I guess?

I write mostly slash, though I drabble in femslash and straight pairings. My subjects for my writings are extremely varied, from various manga/anime, books, movies, shows, internet memes, Youtube vids, etc.

I'm into macabre and horror, and I have a probably unhealthy love of the occult...yeah that's unhealthy.

Appearance wise, I'm five feet, a red head and I wear glasses and clothing. That's all you need to know. XDD

Favourite Manga and Anime Include:

My-HiME, Furuba, Loveless, Heart No Kuni No Alice, Dragon Ball Z, Rosario+Vampire, Negima, Junjou Romantica, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Black Cat, Card Captor Sakura, Comic Party Revolution, Vampire Game, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Aoi House, Durarara!!, etc, etc, etc.

Favourite Pairings:

AmericaxJapan (APH), AmericaxEngland (APH), FrancexEngland (APH), GermanyxItaly (APH), CanadaxRussia (APH), CanadaxAmerica (APH), JapanxGreece (APH), KanamexZero (Vampire Knight), ZeroxKaname (Vampire Knight), AlyssaxMiu (My-HiME), HousexWilson (House), SoubixRitsuka (Loveless), YoujixNatsuo (Loveless), NiseixSeimei (Loveless), BloodxElliot (HNKNA), SakuraxSyaoran (CCS), KioxSoubi (Loveless), JamesxPyramidHead (Silent Hill), RosexCybil (Silent Hill), SpockxKirk (Star Trek), SpockxBones (ST), BonesxKirk (ST), BonesxSpockxKirk (ST), ZimxDib (Invader Zim), PurplexRed (Invader Zim), AlicexTarrant (Alice In Wonderland), IzayaxShizou(DRRR!!), CeltyxShinra(DRRR!!), WalkerxErika(DRRR!!), SaburoxKyohei(DRRR!!), MasaomixMikado(DRRR!!), and a lot more.

My OTP...yet to be discovered.

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Angels Would Fall by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
The twins find a romance novel and decide to share their findings with the others. Someone should tell 5 that a romance novel is not a guidebook...
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 5, 9
The room of requirement by evil minded reviews
AU / Hermione Granger is Hermy. Harry Potter is justharry. And Severus Snape is the Darkmaster. What is wrong with the witches and wizards during the summer holiday after third year? What illness does the Boy-Who-Lived suffers from? And what dealings does Minerva McGonagall have at Prince Manor? Will Albus Dumebledore be the Master of puppets? Thanks for reading this story ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,673 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Papilionis by Cracktastical reviews
Some butterflies were just never meant to be free. One-sided Balthazar/Dave slash. Rated T for safety.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Balthazar B., Dave S. - Complete
Zombieland: Separated by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
This is the sequel to Zombieland: Cherish What's Left Over! The gang is doing well until they find another survivor. Government cronies are running tests to make zombie/human hybrids! With many secrets soon to be revealed, what will happen!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Tallahassee
Anything To Make Potter Sweat by HannahMCR reviews
When Harry breaks up with Ron for Draco, Ron is understandably angry. No better way to get back at him than to make it seem like he had sex with Harry's crush - who just happens to be Snape. Warnings: Alcohol use, slash, bad language. Please read/review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Zombieland: Cherish What's Left Over by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Tallahassee and the gang are traveling the country until they run into a strange girl who has quite a few secrets. Will she join the group? Or does she have something darker in mind? Can she keep from getting too attached to the group of misfits as well?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,063 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tallahassee - Complete
7 Fluffy Days with Balthazar and Dave by ArsenicAngel reviews
7 short tales of romance and humor between Dave and Balthazar. Contains slash and fluff; no lemons or limes. Inspired by the fanfic100 community on LJ. Specific prompts are listed in the A/N section of each story.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S. - Complete
True Colors by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Dib's cousin, Kay, moves in to live with them and when she meets Zim, all of their worlds will be changed forever. Also, Zim has been fired as an Invader and new complications arise. What is Kay's dreaded secret anyway? Dib's eager to find out! Zim/OC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zim
Phobia by Cooper Sterling reviews
So...We all know Columbus mentioned he had a number of phobias....Perhaps its time the rest of them were brought to light. Featuring snakes, spiders, storms, and more! Fluffy Talumbus goodness!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Never Meant To End by Pantsless Ghost reviews
No matter how much he regrets it he will never be able to take it back. Slight slash and character death.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Darkest Nyx by Kitty Kat 277 reviews
Jek is starting a war against the Irkens, and Nyx is working with her team to get allies from the conquered planets who can control shadows-Shadow Masters. Nyx is the Darkest-a weapon of mass destruction. What will happen? Read and Review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
The Flame of Love by Kitty Kat 277 reviews
"I feel myself surrendering to the black wave I've been fighting...his nails dig into my fingertips...are these the last thoughts I'll ever know?" Meet Kyra Flame. One of the few female vampires alive. Follow her through her hot-headed adventures. R and R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Vancha March
Heartless by Kitty Kat 277 reviews
"Perhaps I do have a shrivel of what I once knew of as my heart." Scott, a survivor of the outbreak, is trying to find a way to the other side of the world, believing there is somewhere unaffected. Along the way, he meets our team of heros. R&R
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Columbus
G'night Booksie by Enelya Telrunya reviews
The journal of Monica Mastrelli as she becomes Mr Crepsley's assistant and even falls in love with him. Being re-written under the name of The Vampire's First Assistant!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,652 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Mr. Crepsley
Off to Vampire Mountain! by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Me and my friends are off to Vampire Mountain for the Festival! But will we be able to meet up with our fellow vampires in time? Includes an elderly stalker, random goodness, a sugar high author and a quest with many stray motives! Crack fic!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
Damsel in Distress by MarsInsane reviews
Ciel is in London late at night waiting when Grell appears. GrellxCiel a piece of fluff so a bit on the sweet side.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ciel P., Grell S.
Sapphires and Rubies by coxcomb reviews
Germany can't decide what to do on his day off. Luckily, France and Prussia came up with a good idea. France/Prussia/Germany fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Germany, France - Complete
Grell's Compensation by MarsInsane reviews
Grell comes up with a brilliant plan. shota-con Just a lot of kissing.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ciel P., Grell S. - Complete
Feelings Not Felt by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Esther Hill somehow possesses new abilities after waking up on the day of her eighteenth birthday, and sick of the life she's currently living, she joins the Cirque! However, she may be in over her head, especially when vampires and strange new people get involved. Slightly AU.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Tasty Bits by Silverr reviews
Shigure tries to mollify his publisher while he and Ayame have some fun with Kyo. ** This is either less perverted - or, considering the participants, exactly as perverted - as you'd expect it to be.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - [Shigure S., Ayame S.] Kyo S. - Complete
Out of the Shadows by KatieByHerself reviews
The sequel to "Out of the Water." James and Harry try to figure out if and how they can live with each other. It would probably help if James could tell Harry the truth. Slashy JamesXHarry.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry M., James S. - Complete
Cat Can't Swim by StripeGoggles reviews
Kyo falls into the pool, and Yuki is the only one who can save him. Tohru is oblivious and Shigure is behind it all...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Summer Invasion by Kitty Kat 277 reviews
This is a recount of some of the many fun things that happened during Zim and Gir's summer vacation. Involving pools, playgrounds, chaos, and waffles! Suckish summary, but please read!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Zim, Gir
The Aftermath by 1Hirotamoy1 reviews
When they died they're souls didn't cross over, instead they were reborn into humans. The BRAIN is back and the world once again begins to fall, and now it's up to 6 to get the nine back together before it's to late. CH 21 FINALLY UP!
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,833 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009
TVF4: Vampires Gone Wild by roxypony reviews
ITS DONE! 100 reviews and counting, eek! the Gang takes an unexpected trip...ever read Lord Of The Flies? Yeah. Warning: contains EXTREME OOC-ness.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Ranger's Apprentice by Arya Daeriel reviews
Very simple, Will, Halt, Gilan, Crowley, Horace, Alyss, and Cassandra decide to play truth or dare. First in a series of Truth or Dare fics for various fandoms.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Will - Complete
The Demonata Don'ts by IWatchTVStaticAndThinkIt'sFun reviews
A random list I came up with, things not to do in the demonata.Rated T
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
With His Heart by thegoodgirldoll reviews
He couldn't hold them with his hands..So he held them with his heart.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Spin The Bottle by pleasingXapparel reviews
Zim, drunk. Tak, exaspereated. Gir, cute. Dib, just plain dumb. one bottle. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Zim, Dib
Zombieland: Total Insanity by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Tallahassee and the gang go to places and go totally crazy! co-written with AbigailBreslinRocks13! crack-fic! totally random, funny and awesome!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Madness With You by Celandrea reviews
An older Alice debates the wisdom of returning to Wonderland. But when a fortuneteller reveals there is someone waiting for her come back, she must decide whether she is truly ready to face the feelings she's held since her last visit. Two part story.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pieces of the Heart by evenflo78 reviews
After Elizabeth watches Will sail away on the Dutchman, she discovers she is not alone on the island. Someone has come back for her. Someone that will always have a place in her heart. AU/ but canon compliant. First POTC fic, feedback welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Staring by Chiimeriical reviews
Hermione has hereby decided to Stop Looking At Snape Heatedly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tears I Cry by rubyremembrance reviews
My tears stung my cheeks, the salt prominent. I knew somebody could see me, and I knew that I wouldn't be able to hide the water running down my face. But I didn't care. He left me for her. My daughter. "Percy..." I whispered. Olympian Challenge Response!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Percy J., Athena - Complete
Always and Forever by Stacey190191 reviews
Sometimes he has nightmares. Sometimes he wishes that it had been him instead. Sometimes he just wants to curl up and die but no matter what, he knows that one person will be there for him…always.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
HP Idol by TohruROX2221 reviews
The Harry Potter characters sing in an American Idol-esque game. Major profanity in Chapter 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P.
Lord Loss Encounters by Clovers-Charm reviews
Me and my mates meet Lord Loss and have different ways of greeting him. I know I do a lot of these but I change them a lil so they arent too much a like.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Lord Loss - Complete
Branded For You by Elpin reviews
Snape/Draco, then Sn/Dr/Harry. Draco rescues Snape from Nagini and Harry finds out they love each other. Years later they're having problems while Harry is trying to cope with his own sexuality. How will their lives collide? ThreesomeSlash Read Warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Darren and Mr Sparkles by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Wonder what happens when Darren meets Edward in a chartroom? Well, click the title to find out.....
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Princess In The Rain by Eternal Love Song reviews
It's a raining day and Ishtar is doing what she does best, complaining. Then Duzell decides he wants to create a sweet and lasting memory in the rain. Oneshot
Vampire Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Ishtar, Duzell - Complete
Lord Loss luvs Grubbs? by Clovers-Charm reviews
Dervish finds some disturbing letters to Grubbs from the one and only Lord Loss Not for the little ones WARNING:SLASH. Oneshot-SS
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Grubbs G., Lord Loss - Complete
Technologic At Vampire Mountain by The-Saddest-Of-Them-All reviews
Harkat gets left alone with a computer. This can't end well.. Songfic with Technologic by Daft Punk
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Fridays by elemesnedene reviews
Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S.
30 Ways To Tell The POTC Writers Are On Crack by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Or marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, methampthetamine... you name it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Great Saiyaman Trilogy by Goblin Cat KC reviews
yaoi; The Great Saiyaman and the Legion of Terror, Return of the Legion of Terror, and The Great Saiyaman Movie and the Two Legions of Terror; COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Vegeta, Gohan - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Mouko reviews
The kids at Skool are heading to the beach for a break from the misery that is Bitters. But what happens when an alien that's afraid of water comes facetoface with the largest body of water on Earth? ZAGR! Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2002 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Irritating Curses by Hungarian Coat reviews
Albus Dumbledore is having an radically evil day, and takes it out on the staff, unleashing his infamous 'jar of curses'! Rather funny, I think. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
What Professor Are You Most Like? by Hungarian Coat reviews
Find out what darling instructor flows within your veins! Or... something like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2002
Discussions and DYNO-MITE! by Hungarian Coat reviews
Dumbledore rounds up the cast of Harry Potter to discuss the Fifth Harry Potter book. Or was it oranges? I have no idea! Read to find out. (funny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2002
Harrieta: A Twisted Fairy Tale by Hungarian Coat reviews
Ever wished that Severus Snape would sneak into your room and tell you a fairy tale? Me neither. But I know you're curious! Severus weaves a charming tale, jam-packed with senseless misfortune. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Severus S.
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Mr Crepsley and The Strange Teenagers reviews
Larten stalks me and my buddy. But he starts feeling something for one of us. What will he do? Will he be glomped? Kissed? I don't know, but you will if you read!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Chatting With Darren Shan reviews
Larten, Darren, and Kurda have an aimless, pointless conversation.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
The Curious Case of Cape reviews
Columbus meets a very odd survivor, with a mysterious past. He finds her to be a tad bit insane, but still takes a liking to her, along with the rest of the survivors. Horrible summary, trust me!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Columbus
Together reviews
Piccolo and Gohan spend a night together in a cave, where they both learn of their deep feelings for each other.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo
Who IS Mr Wonderful? Cirque du Freak Edition reviews
A story without a plot. A hyper author. The cast of Cirque du Freak. A dramatic contest. What will happen? Who IS Mr. Wonderful?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010
Pedophiles, Dog Demons, and Areas reviews
Kernel, Grubbs, Bec, Lord Loss, and Baranabus have an odd conversation. Bad at summaries! Spoilers for quite a few of the books! T just for kicks and safety
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Grubbs G., Kernel F. - Complete
Clueless reviews
Zim watches a television show, which leads him to believe he must be dating someone to be human. Very, very suckish summary! A bit of ZADR, so if you don't like the pairing, don't read!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Zim, Dib
Magazine Thingy reviews
In a moment of boredom, Dib introduces Zim to a certain magazine that all we humans know of.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Rooming reviews
Slytherin Queen 1.30's character, Erinn Marshwell, end's up locked in a few different rooms with various teachers and headmasters. Madness ensues! Warning: A lot of Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - OC, Severus S.