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All you need to now about me is... call me smartiful,and if you steal my cookies... well lets just say you will look a lot like bob.
copy and pastes...
If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you are OBSESSED with maximum ride copy and paste this on your profile
If you think Bridget should just 'shut up and die' already PUH-LEASE copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you practice flipping your hair in the mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU ARE TEAM JACOB COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Girls are like
I am not afraid of the dark,
I am afraid of what is lurking in it.
I am not afraid of heights,
I am afraid of falling.
I am not afraid of falling in love,
I am afraid of not being loved back.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you are smart boys... you will follow these rules
When she walks away from you mad: Follow her
When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared: Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does
When she misses you: she's hurting inside
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers (most of the time)
don't forget these rules too...
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- these two are the most important boys...Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
all my names...
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Orange Polar Bear
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Wirhagib (weird... it really does sound like it could be in star wars!)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Red Mango Orange Juice
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Daisy (OMG! IT SOUNDS REAL!!)
this is a bunny rabbit!
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twilight series (TEAM JACOB!!! HE IS MINE!!! BACK AWAY GIRLS... BACK AWAY)
house of night (TEAM STARK!)
hunger games series (TEAM PEETA!)
witch and wizard
maximum ride series
the maze runner
hearts at stake
fablehaven series (TEAM GAVIN)
thirst series (does anyone know when the 3rd book will come out?)
blue bloods seires (TEAM JACK!)
vampire accadamy series
percy jackson and the olympians (PERCY - LOGAN IS MINE!!!)
romeo and juliet
the secret circle series (TEAM NICK!)
the mortal instruments series
kissed by an angel
lock and key
wings-spells (TEAM TAMANI!)
THE RED PYRAMID
if i stay
chronicles of nick
lock and key
vampire diaries (THE BOOK!) (TEAM DAMON! STAY AWAY GIRLS... STAY AWAY)
the iron king