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All you need to now about me is... call me smartiful,and if you steal my cookies... well lets just say you will look a lot like bob.

copy and pastes...

If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with maximum ride copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Bridget should just 'shut up and die' already PUH-LEASE copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you practice flipping your hair in the mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.


cute sayings...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Girls are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you are smart boys... you will follow these rules

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers (most of the time)

don't forget these rules too...

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- these two are the most important boys...Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

all my names...

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)


YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Orange Polar Bear

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Rae Intoxicating

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Wirhagib (weird... it really does sound like it could be in star wars!)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Red Mango Orange Juice

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)


YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Daisy (OMG! IT SOUNDS REAL!!)

this is a bunny rabbit!

(\ _ /)
(o.o ) so cute!

fav books...


night world

house of night (TEAM STARK!)

hunger games series (TEAM PEETA!)

witch and wizard

maximum ride series

the maze runner

hearts at stake

fablehaven series (TEAM GAVIN)




thirst series (does anyone know when the 3rd book will come out?)

blue bloods seires (TEAM JACK!)


vampire accadamy series

percy jackson and the olympians (PERCY - LOGAN IS MINE!!!)

wicked series

romeo and juliet

inkheart series

the secret circle series (TEAM NICK!)

the mortal instruments series

evermore series

evernight series

dark visions

kissed by an angel

dark secrets


hush hush

lock and key

wings-spells (TEAM TAMANI!)


if i stay


chronicles of nick

lock and key



dark divine

the iron king

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The Bartender by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
I don't think it was the sensation of being intoxicated that I loved so much. Or even the various girls in my bed every night. No, I think it was more likely this bar. Or, more appropriately, the bartender. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Fang, Max
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Max's First Kiss by musicXisXeverything reviews
Was Fang really the first person Max has kissed? Or is there something she's hiding? Cute one-shot. I had writer's block, so yeah. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Primal urges by JasperHale97 reviews
"The boys will become bigger and stronger because in the animal word the male protects the female." The flocks animalistic instincts are surfacing. Someone hide the kids, the older member are done playing. Fang wants Max back. Now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Max, Fang
BroCode by gee.thanks reviews
Fang's twin brother Shade is going out with the girl down the street –AKA MAX-one problem? He's only doing it to settle an age-old deal. One sealed in spit the day the blonde moved in…11 years ago. AH no wings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Trust Me by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Max's dad kicks her out because he's tired of watching her two year old daughter Hope so max move's to her mom's..Fang and Hope get close..Can Max trust Him with her daughter? Can He fix her broken heart? FAX later on in the story Please Review!No wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Percy got his nickname reviews
FANFICTION When Annabeth is showing Percy around the camp for the first time. How he should have found out he was the son of Posideion. Slight percabeth if you look through a microscope. AND HOW PERCY GOT HIS NICK-NAME!oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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