Author has written 10 stories for Sleepy Hollow, Gorillaz, Discworld, Sandman, Misc. Movies, Supernatural, and Hannibal.
OMG! I'm actually up and writing again ladies and gentlemen- and all you other thingy majiggies out there!
Since my disappearance off the face of this wonderful blue world of ours (if it's not yours then welcome to it!) I have discovered several really awesome things. One, Supernatural- May Gabriel come back (for real) in later episodes. Two, Frozen- Queen Elsa is awesome! Three, Sherlock- the latest TV series. Four, Dr. Who- the Doctors (all of them) are epic! And many, many, many other things not really worth mentioning to you right now!
I'm hope to upload three or four chapters a week to this new Supernatural story I'm writing. Even if you don't like Supernatural, check it out it's hilarious! It's titled 'And Once There Came Angels' and I've already posted chapters 1, 2 and 3, and four is in the works even as I'm writing this. I am determined to see this story through to the end and would love it if everybody could help me press on- I get distracted easily and will need the occasional reminder. I hoping to update a chapter every Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday but I'm kind of stuck right now on chapter four so be patient. Thank you everyone who has 'stayed' with me since my first story post I'm going to try and make all my past, present, and future fans proud.
Live Long, Keep Cool, and Rock On!
I am also considering adding another account for my more M-rated stories, I'm not sure about it just yet though. If I ever do you will all be the first to know.
WHAT TO DO IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
If life gives you lemons, make boiling water. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eye.
If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, plants the seeds and grow an orchard- an enitre franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made... from a can.
If life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers! Make orange juice instead.
If life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
If life gives you lemons, tell life to get a life because lemons are a terrible gift.
If life gives you lemons, stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger.
If life gives you lemons, give them to me, I love free stuff!
If life gives you lemons, ask: why not limes?
If life gives you lemons, make a dozen lemon meringue pies.
If life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade, make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand!
If life gives you lemons, eat them- life knows what's good for you.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANTED CHOCOLATE!"
If life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting.
If life gives you lemons, load them in a cannon. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
If life gives you lemons, be proud, life knows that only you can make something good out of those lemons.
If life gives you lemons, sue the lemon cartel.
If life gives you lemons, remind life that there are diversity laws in this country and that next time there had better be some limes and oranges prominently featured or you will see life in court.
When life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.
If life gives you lemons, get mad! Who the hell does life think he is and where is he getting all these lemons...I bet he stole them from the Wal-Mart down the street! Say, "I don't want your dirty lemons! Take these lemons back before I sue you! What gave you the right to give me these damned lemons! I demand to see your manager! You shall rue the day you decided to give me your disgusting lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's going to make a combustible fluid and burn down your house! With the lemons!"
If life gives you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a television, trade the television for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome, trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies… Yeah, I don't know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.
If life gives you lemons, stop wasting your time reading this list and go make some fucking lemonade.
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