Author has written 36 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, X-overs, Star Wars, Batman, Naruto, X-Men, Worm, Dungeons and Dragons, Deadpool, Dresden Files, Slayers, Eureka, Jurassic Park, Dragonlance, Fallout, Elder Scroll series, and Radio Dramas.
The DireSquirrel was raised by immigrant penguins from the Galapagos islands. It learned to write by inscribing seacoast rocks with images that happened to resemble this thing humans call text. After that it was a grand downward spiral of original fiction, fan fiction and dastardly plots.
There are occasional bouts of inspiration and occasional bouts of nothing. 'Tis normal for such as the DireSquirrel.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.