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Joined 03-04-10, id: 2278168, Profile Updated: 12-31-11
Author has written 36 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, X-overs, Star Wars, Batman, Naruto, X-Men, Worm, Dungeons and Dragons, Deadpool, Dresden Files, Slayers, Eureka, Jurassic Park, Dragonlance, Fallout, Elder Scroll series, and Radio Dramas.

The DireSquirrel was raised by immigrant penguins from the Galapagos islands. It learned to write by inscribing seacoast rocks with images that happened to resemble this thing humans call text. After that it was a grand downward spiral of original fiction, fan fiction and dastardly plots.

There are occasional bouts of inspiration and occasional bouts of nothing. 'Tis normal for such as the DireSquirrel.


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,145 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Genma S., Gai M.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4649 - Favs: 4,335 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
History Isn't Always by Moghedian reviews
set in stone. Naruto has lost everything and just wants to end it, but when Plan B comes into effect, and altered by a little nine tailed chakra, everything goes horribly wrong, or possibly horribly right, depending on how you look at it. Minor Pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,433 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Crossover with Oblivion. Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,546 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/13/2011
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 121 - Words: 275,218 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8180 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto works under the Third Hokage as his aide. He will need to steel his resolve and use his abilities to defend the Village and protect the Hokage to the best of his abilities. Meanwhile, the drums of war beat and ancient enemies begin to return. The Fourth Great Shinobi War looms...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 301,150 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,743 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/12/2010
Spiral Dragon by Greylle reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.
Crossover - Naruto & Umi no Misaki/海の御先 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,012 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/19/2011
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Home For the Holidays: A 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' Omake by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
In a splay far, far away from 'Magic, As Opposed to Magic' canon, Harry got permission to bring his friends home for a good old-fashioned Saturalia. Seasoned gleetings to you too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,284 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Friendship is Escape Velocity by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
The Harmony Incarnate are snagged by a broken magic in another world, one ravaged by war. One where they do not belong. One which they cannot change, only escape.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Courier
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6477 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 6,252 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
When All the Stars Are Calling by GenkaiFan reviews
A series of lectures on ancient languages puts Garion Williams, aka Harry Potter, into a position to right an ancient wrong when Garion befriends Daniel Jackson. Non-slash! Friendship DJ/HP.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - D. Jackson - Complete
When He Finds Out by Uncle Stojil reviews
Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,745 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Harry Potter and the Bird Club by MuggleBeene reviews
One rainy day Harry Potter stops into Eeylops Owl Emporium to escape the rain. He leaves with more than he ever expected. AU, just a bit of fluff for the 'birds' over at the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rubeus H., Luna L. - Complete
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 151,403 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Why Is He Not A Goblin? by Miss Mercury101 reviews
Wished away by Dudley to the Labyrinth of the Goblin King, Harry is taken under Jareth's wing. So what happens then when he goes to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
Shadows on the Moon by Ironbear reviews
"Hello, I'm Cordelia Chase. We have met, haven't we?" - Ten months after falling into a coma following her giving birth to Jasmine, Cordelia wakes up. Again. And boy, is she ever not happy...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,818 - Reviews: 3768 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Some Hero by fringeperson reviews
Lots of people go their whole lives unappreciated. It isn't a novel experience. But Loki owes Clint big for all the stuff he did, so as restitution/as part of his punishment, Loki offers Clint a place where he'll be appreciated. Clint doesn't trust Loki as far as he can throw the Hulk, but it's a tempting offer. Mentions past rape.
Crossover - Firefly & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,807 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
The Journey's Trek by Michael Weyer reviews
Near the end of its five-year mission, the Enterprise meets a fleet needing some help that bears some familiar faces. ST TOS/BSG 2003 crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,115 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009
Animal House by Legendary Legacy reviews
A day at the zoo. Of course, with this group, it can't be JUST a day at the zoo.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010
Friend by CSIvHP11 reviews
The Potters are known for their relationships with red-heads. James loved Lily. Harry found so much in the Weasley family. But nobody knows that his real first friend was also a red-head. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,080 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Kelly G.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fair by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Only Logical Conclusion by Jedi Buttercup reviews
So perhaps I can be forgiven for walking into a scheduled meeting with Ramirez and assuming the worst when I spotted a man with greenish-pale skin bending over his sprawled body.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - H. Dresden, Spock - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite by The Sidhe reviews
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
For family by Nanuk888 reviews
What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,064 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Thunderer by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...THOR! When Orochimaru interrupts the Chunin Exams, Naruto discovers an ancient weapon of incredible heritage and astonishing power. See how he grows into the new God of Thunder! The world will never be the same again! Naruto Thor Crossover. Pairings Undecided. R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 525 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Grim Hunt by ashmanonar reviews
Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Well, Blow Me Down by Blu Taiger reviews
Susie discovers 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' - the hard way.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia reviews
If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 8,865 - Follows: 8,489 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Past but Present, No Time For The Future! by soten ni zase hyouketsu reviews
in a world where Madara has collected 8 of the bijuu, Naruto is the only one standing in his way. that is until Madara destroys everything important to him. now after making a deal with the Kyuubi, Naruto is ready for revenge!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Gods Complicate Everything by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Mirror Image Sam dutifully continues leaping around, never expecting to see Al again when the pair are reunited just in time for one of Sam's strangest assignments yet. As Odin, moments before Loki's fall into the abyss, Sam must find a way to deal with these family issues and, with luck, prevent the start of the path that leads to Ragnarok.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hammer Time by Marcus Rowland reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get hammering. 100-word Buffy / Avengers / Galaxy Quest crossover Drabble.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Buffy S., Thor
Why Time Magic Should Be Left Alone! by sprinter1988 reviews
Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 328 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 337 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,611 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Steps In Life by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives the Tri-Wizard Tournament only to lose someone else that he loves. Who will help him in his hour of need?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,971 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Soul's Light by Chengar Qordath reviews
It all started when Harry's Faerie Godmother showed up three years after Second Impact to ask him for a tiny little favor. Next thing you know, he's in Japan as a consultant to Gehirn and the Artificial Evolution Laboratory...
Crossover - Evangelion & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,822 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Shinji I., H. Dresden
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stargate Reopened by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,256 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twelve Days of Christmas by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry wants to ask Hermione to marry him, but he has to prove himself to her father first. Does Harry have what it takes to get all the presents of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" before the time-limit is up? H/Hr, AU, post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort and the TRex by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
"And thus Voldemort was eaten by a T-Rex"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
NCIS Ninja Criminal Investigatiion Squad by EroSlackerMicha reviews
NCIS a group that invesitgate ninja affairs. Three students chosen join this elite squad and bring it back to its former glory.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Blessings from Malice by sarhea reviews
One American billionaire, plus one English witch, plus one malicious wizard looking for power, equals a whole lot of changes in the British magical enclaves. COMPLETE : Hermione Granger Bruce Wayne : AR for Harry Potter, more cartoon for Justice League
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,446 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S.
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Harry Potter Returns by JBean210 reviews
Look! Up in the sky! It's an owl! It's a broom! It's Harry Potter! What's he doing flying around without a broom? Harry meets Superman under shocking circumstances and they are both a little mixed up-with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 257,996 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Stargate: 1939 by CaptainChewbacca reviews
In 1939 war looms on the horizon, but two experts in their respective fields, a physicist and an archaeologist, have been invited to consult on a secret program which may change the course of history.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Braítac
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Unwilling Recruitee by Doppler Effect reviews
The White Council sends two Wardens to recruit someone they've already tried to recruit. Despite the warnings they were given, they weren't ready for Gibbs. T for language and White Court mention.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, D. Morgan - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Love Is Eternal by whitetigerwolf reviews
Arranged Marriage. One-Shot. Harry/Integra
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Integra - Complete
Elevator by Geoduck reviews
Gendo waits for the elevator.
Crossover - Evangelion & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Gendo I., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Marine Knots by FaithDaria reviews
Thomas goes to Washington, D.C. and is framed for murder. He calls the only person he knows that can get him out of this mess. Or, alternately, the 'Harry and Thomas' show goes to D.C.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, H. Dresden - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
A Brisk Couple of Days by Argonaut57 reviews
London, 1943. The Muggle war means nothing to Albus Dumbledore until chance plunges him into a confrontation with a German wizard. His only ally, the feral Canadian called Logan!
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Albus D. - Complete
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Drive by the ersatz diplomat reviews
A man's car says a lot about who he is.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2011 - H. Dresden, Ebenezer M. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 1,293 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
An Unanticipated Detour by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Teal'c had just turned into the residential grid of streets that housed his destination when a burst of brilliant light flared into existence at the side of the road.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Teal'c, Michael C. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 10,335 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Twilight Hour by COMPO1976 reviews
Five years have passed and Clark Kent returns to save the world as Superman, but when he returns he finds that a lot has changed, Lex Luthor is running LexCorp, Lois and Chloe are working at the Daily Planet and Buffy is not the only Slayer...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,638 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Buffy S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Yule Time by Perspicacity reviews
Augustus Rookwood, former Unspeakable, escapes capture at the Battle of Hogwarts. He develops a new form of time travel, which falls into the wrong hands and seals the fate of trillions of souls. Then, something remarkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jonabee Fanfic by JonaBee reviews
Osaka: Y'know clouds? They just… float up there, but then Sakaki walked under one and it rained…. I never knew clouds could do that before…. Sakaki doesn't seem to mind, though.
Crossover - Ranma & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ranma, Sakaki
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,187 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Such Possible Journey by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The longer Kirk spoke to 'them other folk from over-mountain', the more interesting the away mission became.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, J. Kirk - Complete
Hermione's Guide to Newfound Sorcery by perverted-squirrel reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly content with her normal life. But all of this soon takes a turn for the worst when a mysterious new student shows up on her doorstep claiming to be a wizard and her fiance. BASED ON JESSICA'S GUIDE TO DATING ON THE DARK SIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,534 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/31/2010
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Torrid Affair by cooopercrisp reviews
AU, based loosely on events from "The Half-Blood Prince." What would have happened if, tormented by unrequited love, two close friends turned to each other to fill the voids in their own hearts? WARNING: Chapter 10 is rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 282 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Crown of the Emperor by M. Andrew Sorensen reviews
A chance encounter leads a legend and a legend-to-be on a chase through the desert and to the seat of the Roman Empire to find a relic that could subjugate the world. a thank you to a friend for the 'MacGuffin' in this story! You know who you are!
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - OíConnell, R. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts by InMyJazzShoes reviews
Harry Potter, tragic hero, and Hermione Granger, unpopular bookworm, may not know each other at first, but they have one big thing in common: they don't sleep out of fear. Will they learn to overcome their fears or stay awake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7605 - Favs: 12,520 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Crossed Circuit by Supersaiyangirl reviews
Ted isn't the only robot on the Hellmouth. R&R. One Shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Short Circuit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - R. Giles, Johnny Five - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,596 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 317 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Voyager and the Bug by Sam C reviews
Wait a minute, that's not - Starbug? In the Delta Quadrant! Rimmer, Lister et al are guests on Voyager. Let the fun begin! I've taken some liberties with the characters, especially the RD crew - they are more like they were in Series 1 - funnier!
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
A Thousand Words by Captain-Emily reviews
A stranger sits on an old stone bench, pondering his lost connection with humanity. With a painting and the offered hand of friendship, Luna helps him find it. A Luna Lovegood & J'onn J'onzz friendship fic.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
Takahashi's Inspiration by muishiki reviews
Do you ever wonder where Takahashi got the idea to do Ranma 1/2? Well, I imagine it might have been something like this...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ranma - Complete
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Zero's Familiar: Unfortunate One by cpuwizard9225 reviews
A U.S. soldier serving in Iraq is magically transported away from one battlefield onto another.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Operation: Arrow by Miranda Aurelia reviews
Great. My best friend has a floating disorder AND my mom is having an affair with Green Arrow! - Cassie Queen is not having a good day. A Chlollie next gen fic.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,620 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Reasonable Fears by Chaos Eternus reviews
One Shot: Some missions Athena just won't talk about.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Agathon/Athena - Complete
Lord Harry J Potter Meet Col Sherman T Potter by GenkaiFan reviews
While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., S. Potter - Complete
Evenhanded Justice by Laume reviews
Where the PC does what the game does not allow, and saves the author from the frustration of the game.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Whats the 'Stitch' by Tjin reviews
Xander get's a pet for Dawn.on the hellmouth BAD IDEA!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Xander H., Dawn S.
Konoha's Black Spider by Foxcomm reviews
A symbiont has arrived in Konoha. It and a boy, Naruto, will become Hokage and protect it from evil. X-over comic book Venom from Spiderman. Rating changed due to violence
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,499 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Family Reunion by Mr. Beeto reviews
AU Twist on Donner/Singer Movieverse: Tie the three films together into a cohesive whole, and provide a more credible and interesting reason for Superman to have returned to Krypton, and of course, more complications when he gets back.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 239,063 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Lina in Konoha by MehrereKartoffeln reviews
L-sama sends Lina somewhere else...
Crossover - Slayers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Lina I.
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 271 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 385 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Black Twins by mel92 reviews
Albus’ plan failed, the war was lost. But his forgotten brother, Aberforth has a plan too. A not entirely normal plan, but then Aberforth isn't really normal. Ladies and Gentleman hold onto your broomsticks, the Black twins are coming to Hogwarts MWPP era
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Wild Stallions by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Gemini Water didn't have the effect Happosai expected when he doused Ranma with it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Shouldn't have gotten out of bed by Franavu reviews
Harry is having a really bad day.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Alchemical Reactions by Mirror Behind the Wall reviews
AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P.
Just As I Am by DragonKatGal reviews
-Complete- Can Buffy and Tara overcome some serious communication problems after their initial meeting in an AU Season Four? B/T pairing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Buffy S., Tara M. - Complete
Big Trouble in Old England by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Best Bananas in the Universe by Robin4 reviews
In the wake of the Time War, the Doctor stumbles upon a weapons factory with questionable morals. And what’s a Time Lord to do after he destroys a weapons factory? Plant a banana grove, of course. Ninth Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Inside of Me by perverted-squirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione spent a special night together before finding out that it was time for Harry to face Voldermort... alone. Three months after Harry leaving, Hermione finds that a piece of him is closer than she thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Wild Reincarnation by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,200 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 342 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I just wanted Coffee by skabs reviews
Daniel stops at a local Starbucks before going into work, and meets an interesting fellow in line, who then is attacked by weirdos in robes. Harry Potter/SG-1 Xover- just a bit of silliness on my part. rating safe due to language.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Ties That Bind by Terion reviews
Xander's mother dies, leaving him a simple cardboard box. When he opens it...he finds that he might just have some worthwhile relatives somewhere...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Hero Strikes Back by Beth Weasley reviews
The movies showed us a mild Darth Vader, but we all know that Anakin's emotions affected him greatly. Learning about Luke gives Vader a kick in the pants, rather than a mere nudge toward the Light Side. Not dead, just on hold due to pro writing work
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,790 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anakin Skywalker
A Different Voice by Irrational Pi reviews
What if Sakura's inner voice wasn't what she thought it was? Is Konoha ready for the rebirth of the beautiful genius sorceress? [AU, Slayers xover]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,375 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gift of a Grim by Ebona Nite reviews
What if Harry’s third year at Hogwarts goes a bit differently? AU starting with Trelawney’s prediction… which is a tad different than last time. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
YAHF? Well Something Like That by wargear reviews
Buffy, Xander and Willow find themselves in a rather familiar situation. A Harry Potter crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,643 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Past by DragonKatGal reviews
WIP BTVS HP Crossover. Hemery High wasn’t the first school that Buffy Summers was expelled from. NEW: Chapter 11
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,956 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 12/8/2004
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 418 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is that thing? by Aesop reviews
Complete. SG1 puzzles over a newly discovered alien.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
The New Teacher by Agent-G reviews
Peter Parker AKA SpiderMan, has lost his job teaching at his old high school. Now he's got a new teaching job now. At Xavier's. Can he teach there and keep his secret? COMPLETE
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,765 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 309 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ghosts by Ninjacat reviews
In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Red Moon by Fire reviews
The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
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A Hogwarts Home Companion reviews
Welcome to Diagon Alley, where they food is disgusting, the clothes are out of style and all the pureblood children are below average. A Harry Potter and Prairie Home Companion crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10
False Starts Worm reviews
A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/25 - Skitter
Amontillado, Chilled reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Naruto's Oblivion reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Every Silver Lining has its Cloud reviews
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,902 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010
Are you sure this was a good idea? reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
False Starts Harry Potter reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,605 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Good Though reviews
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,185 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
A Parody of Peggy Sues reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Xander of the Red Robes reviews
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Xander H., Raistlin
Aragog's Dilemma reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Job Fair reviews
Hermione Granger wasn't sure what to do after Hogwarts. Business courted her favor and she visited quite a few. Eventually she took a tour of the preeminent magical hospital. This is the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Genetech Discrepancy reviews
Buffy is thrust into a new situation when she finds out that her mother's estranged father recently died. With Joyce dead, Buffy and Dawn have to pick up the pieces. Crossover with the Book verse of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Buffy S., Tyrannosaurus
Voldemort's Bad Day reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
False Starts Naruto reviews
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
False Starts Buffy the Vampire Slayer reviews
A series of story ideas that never went anywhere. A few work well as one shots but are a bit short, others are shards of ideas that may or may not be expanded. Some good, some not so much.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,051 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Buffy S.
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Weapon X reviews
A telling of the Weapon X storyline by way of the Naruto world. Don't expect a happy Naruto
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/27/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Naruto U. - Complete
Yub Yub Commander reviews
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Xander H.
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Shadow over Hogwarts reviews
Ten years ago they won the battle: Voldemort was dead. They didn't realize that at the same time they had lost the war. Now, a shadow lurks over the Wizarding World that threatens to change everything. AU Harry Potter.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Rabbit Summoning reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Destruction! The Obligatory Halloween Fic! reviews
The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Willow R., Lina I.
Three corn fed farmboys reviews
Three men meet at their ten year college reunion and discover they have more than the same school in common. SG1, BtVS, DC
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Clearance reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete