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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Sarah Jane Adventures, Chronicles of Narnia, Doctor Who, A Room With a View, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Hunger Games, and Lord of the Rings.

Hello strange traveller of the internet.

Emma. A tall and egotistical Australian-British hybrid, and apparently, on occasion, a writer of sub-par fanfiction, but at least I don't feign dedication.

I am on the tumblr at balfies.tumblr.com if you wanted to find me idk what you young kids get up to these days.

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The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Hunger Games Social Network by thesecastlewalls reviews
What happens when you allow the tributes from the 74th Annual Hunger Games to start social networking? Well that's easy. All hell breaks loose. Crackfic. Flames will be used to make cupcakes, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
Never Let Go by HungerGamesLover4ever reviews
This is a Fanfic I have been working on in which Cato and Clove are in love. It follows Clove for the first two chapters, until she dies, and then switches to Cato's point of view, showing his reaction, and things that happen to him until he dies.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Clove, Cato
Run by CityGirl13 reviews
It was cold at night in the Arena, but I had never felt that cold. The cold I felt came from the icy dread in my stomach as I heard my name cried out in fear. I started running, but just not fast enough.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
If I Die Young by CityGirl13 reviews
She knows what he needs, more than he does. Words? No. Violence? No. He doesn't even know, not until it's close to too late. He doesn't know that he needs her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Death by ju-crom reviews
Clove in her final moments. May be more chapters to come. But for now, I'll leave it at that.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
An Absence of Blood by padfootseeker reviews
He doesn't understand her, that's for sure. She's clean, so so clean, and he is quite the opposite. She's inhuman, and he is too much so.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Blackest of Hearts by thesecastlewalls reviews
It's just a nightmare, I tell myself. I struggle to catch my breath, and as I lay back down, I hear the screams come from next door. Clove's room. And that was the first night I dreamt to the rhythm of Clove's screams from her own nightmares.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
the descent into hell is easy by Madame BonBons reviews
Because everyone has a little madness in them and they were no different.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
District Partners by Zoe Renee reviews
He knew Clove loved her knife more than anything in the world. It was the only thing she really cared about. So when she pressed the knife into his hand during her final moments, he knew he meant much more to her than just a district partner. Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
OUt of the Ordinary by NeverWakingUpFromThisDream reviews
"If this was your last night to live, what would you do?" The childhood friends from District 2 have a talk the night before the Games. AU. Shameless Clato fluff. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Weak by Zoe Renee reviews
'You're weak,'she would tell him, her trademark smirk dancing across her lips. He doesn't mention the fact that she's the dead one now. Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Most Important Meal of the Day by najella reviews
'My Clydey sense told me that somewhere a Smith was attempting to cook.'
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Rani C., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
When You Need Friends More Than Physics by najella reviews
In which Sanjay just wants a normal friend and Luke almost does a very good impression of one.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
Intent and Conviction by yeknodelttil reviews
SEQUEL TO HONESTY AND DECEPTION. The treaty has been dealt with but the worst isn't over for Vlad and Erin. When everyone has a different intent and convictions how will they know who they actually can trust? Vlad/Erin ADDED 29 & 30! COMPLETE! sequel news
Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,796 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Vladimir D., Erin N. - Complete
Wolf Tails by x-akurei reviews
Being so small, Wolfie always manages to get himself into the tightest, sometimes most unthinkable of places, and sometimes, he overhears things that he really shouldn't ought to... 5 snippets of stories that Wolfie has overheard! Rated T to be safe.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Wolfie - Complete
Preludium To Madness by x-akurei reviews
Lonesome and with ever the feeling of being trapped by her responsibility to help her brother, Erin is subject to her mind's wicked tricks. It's unnatural, she knows, to crave the company of a creature that could easily murder her...
Young Dracula - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Erin N., Vladimir D. - Complete
Unspoken by CityGirl13 reviews
*ONE SHOT* Ember has a dark past. She attends Hogwarts with the Weasley twins, and develops a close friendship with them. As she starts thinking of Fred as more than a friend, things start to change but he's always there, will she tell him how she feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
the happy announcement by birdbox reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Double Trouble, with a hint of chutney by Snowflakes-on-my-eyelashes reviews
The Slitheen are back with a new plan to destroy Earth, but are they acting alone? Set about half a year after 'Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith, with Sarah Jane, Clyde, Rani and Luke briefly returning from Oxford. Mainly adventure with hints of romance.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Too Much by LostLyra reviews
Luke always struggled with growing up - but A levels, bullying, a GIRLFREIND, and a alien invasion. Is it all to much for him to handle? Rani/Clyde Luke/Maria.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
A Day in '63 by Dessmond Williams reviews
During a pit stop in 1963 London, Amy ventures out to a nearby bookstore. While there, she meets a kind old man...one she knows better than she thinks!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 1st Doctor - Complete
The first true love by Stossle reviews
Short ficlet in memory of Elisabeth Sladen whose talent showed us loneliness and love.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sarah Jane S., Luke S. - Complete
The Final Farewell by LisaT reviews
Sarah Jane is dead, but her team are determined to find a way to say their last goodbyes. In memory of Elisabeth Sladen. Some Eleventh Doctor, Clyde, Rani, Luke, and Maria. Post Season Four.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
The Jethro Cane Adventures by Eirik-mun reviews
Jethro travels with the Eleventh Doctor in a series of connected adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jethro C.
the V word by birdbox reviews
It's in no way a date. They're just two friends who happen to be ever-so-slightly in love with each other, and who happen to be going out on 14th February. It's not a date. Fluffy oneshot-Rani/Clyde
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clyde L., Rani C. - Complete
I Always by birdbox reviews
Clyde's message to Rani doesn't convey what he wanted to say. Slightly OOC and quite sad. C/R
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - [Clyde L., Rani C.] - Complete
Parallels by CountryGrl reviews
Two love stories intertwined, the same but different. Maria/Luke, Clyde/Rani.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Rani C., Maria J. - Complete
The Holy Grail that Isn't Quite by 3466-0402 reviews
Merlin/Monty Python crossover. Or really, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Merlin style. Arthur searches for knights and Merlin finds a coconut. Hunith is in cahoots with the Great Dragon and often joins him for tea. Hinted Arthur/Merlin
Crossover - Monty Python & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Merlin
small truth by birdbox reviews
The discovery of a drawing of a familiar girl makes Carla Langer realize a small truth. Implied Clyde/Rani
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Clyde L., Rani C. - Complete
Severus Snape Makes A Sandwich by Perosha reviews
I tried to write a Snape ficlet. Unfortunately, Snape hates me, so the result was this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Nutella by AnnaOtaku reviews
"You've got some crap on your face, Katie." Katie Bell spends almost every morning enduring her friends mocking her inability to keep her breakfast off of her face. But things change when that friend becomes Oliver Wood, her crazy, amazing teammate.KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
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The Super Secret Diary of Eustace Clarence Scrubb reviews
Eustace Scrubb is an annoying prat, and this diary is a clear example of this. Rated M for VERY strong language, highly inappropriate content and serious butchering of C S Lewis's characters. I am a horrible human being for writing this.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Eustace Scrubb
Plunge reviews
Four years after winning the Hunger Games, Cato goes to Peacekeeper Training. There, he befriends a quiet man from 12 named Gale. But unbeknownst to Cato, his only friend has a burning vendetta against him... AU, Clato implied, Everthorne as angsty and unrequited as Suzanne made it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Cato, Gale H.
Precursor to the Feast reviews
They didn't need anything, they were sorted. They were Careers. So why were they called to the feast? / A little ficlet that I wrote instead of, you know, serious final year of school stuff. T for minor language. Implied Clato.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Knotted reviews
String rings were common between the youths stupid enough to fall in love. / Cato and Clove returned home in boxes with matching tokens from their District. I get sad about Clato and then drabbles like this happen why.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Surrender reviews
His body was being ripped apart, but he barely registered the pain. Because he had already been ripped apart when her shuddering chest had ceased. / Cato surrenders himself to the mutts. Sorry it's a tragedy, but Clato seems to be little else.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Night reviews
"You alright?" I ask. "No." She is very matter-of-fact. She looks back out the window. "Neither am I." / In the stolen nights before the Games begin, Clove and Cato speak without talking, and love without barriers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Like Ice About to Crack reviews
How can she tell him without her world collapsing? Stuff is hard, Mara. Stuff. Is. Hard.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mara J., Jerome C.
The Ark Catalogue reviews
The Doctor and the Ponds bump into a forgotten naturalist Timelord who has clocked in with da Vinci to find the perfect specimen of homosapiens. The Keeper has been isolated from Gallifrey since before the TimeWar, and must reaccommodate reality. Genfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - 11th Doctor
Hitler: Forever Alone in the Cupboard reviews
I wrote a humourous fanfiction about Adolf Hitler. I am going to hell. Oh, and I used google trannslate so it'd look like I spoke German. Cause, you know, I don't have yearly exams or anything like that. Post Let's Kill Hitler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Penny Drops reviews
How do you ask out your dream girl of ten years? Answer: you run away. Post Let's Kill Hitler Amy/Rory happiness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Hide and Seek with Melody reviews
In the creaky orphanage, little Melody Pond plays hide and seek with everyone's favourite Silent, Steve. I get bored sometimes, and this is what happens.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Melody P., Silence
Unsuspecting reviews
The pranksters live up to their position, sneaking upon unsuspecting strangers - how could they resist?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Jerome C., Alfie L. - Complete
A favour between friends reviews
"So can I trust you to shift any blame put on my shoulders, Miss Perfect Student Rep?" he asked, offering a sweet smile.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mara J., Jerome C.
Aliens aren't just passersby reviews
Are the Slitheen annoying Bannerman Road for their own enjoyment or do they have ulterior motives? Drahkma Slitheen wants revenge - the killing kind. Rani & Clyde find themselves in her clutches; can Sarah Jane, Luke & Maria get to them in time?
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete
How it should have gone down reviews
Walking to Mordor? Seriously Tolkien? This abuse of one of the best books in modern times proposes a much more efficient solution. If you're offended by massacres of classic tales, LOOK AWAY NOW. Rate T for rampant stupidity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Miss Bartlett reviews
Charlotte Bartlett pulls memories together about the old grandfather clock in her house. A creative response I wrote for the unit "the Confined Woman" about A Room with a View for Extension English.
A Room With a View - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Who is River Song? reviews
The Doctor asks River the question we all want to know in a hastily-written oneshot injected with livid fan fury. Rated T for OOC swearing. Pre A Good Man Goes to War - this story is now quite outdated, but whatever.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Notes reviews
Clyde mulls over the years he... wasted at school. Clyde's POV: DrabbleFic * Rani/Clyde implied.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete
Chemistry reviews
A Rani/Clyde Dialogue DrabbleFic. Get it? It's a play on words! They have chemistry and they're discussing their chemistry assignm- oh, never mind. Rated T for minimal swearing.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete
Damn Clyde reviews
She doesn't know how she feels about him, but damn is he distracting. Rani/Clyde DrabbleFic.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Clyde L., Rani C. - Complete
Not a Blank Canvas
At first glance, Vincent Crabbe is the heavy duty body guard of Draco Malfoy, but no one thinks quite like him. Friends, family, school and enemies are more blurred than they seem in his sixth year at Hogwarts... R&R - Rated K-plus for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Saint Patrick's Day
Everyone is at uni now, but Clyde suggests a meet-up back home at Ealing for the illusive Irish celebration for no apparent reason. This is cause for a oneshot. Rani/Clyde implied, but I hope they'll get together by this stage. R&R!
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete
Sketches reviews
Rani stumbles across one of Clyde's sketchbooks and finds something she wasn't expecting. Rani/Clyde oneshot.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete
Clyde the Unsecret reviews
Luke is coming for a surprise visit. Clyde's desperately bad secret-keeping skills are kept at bay by Rani, but her intentions are misinterpreted. Rani/Clyde.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rani C., Clyde L. - Complete