Author has written 14 stories for South Park.
Yes, I've updated my profile. No, I don't have a cute picture.
I love South Park and especially Cartman slash.
My favorite pairing is Kyman - Cartman/Kyle but I will also read Stanman (sometimes called Cartan) - Cartman/Stan, Kenman - Cartman/Kenny and Carters (also known as Cutters or Buttman) - Cartman/Butters.
I hate Candy - Cartman/Wendy, especially when it's just thrown in as an afterthought to a Style or Bunny story. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Cartman in straight relationships. Even though I prefer him in slash, I just hate him being paired up with Wendy. Nothing makes me feel more sick than a story where Stan dumps Wendy for Kyle then she, somehow, ends up with Cartman. Usually in these cases the Cartman/Wendy part isn't really thought out very well and anyway Cartman deserves to be somebodies first choice, not somebodies make-do with second best.
So far I've been writing Kyman exclusively (lol).
Instead of cluttering up my profile with personal details, I'm going to be using the space to provide information about my stories.
Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend, my first completed multi-chapter fan-fic, is complete. I probably could have dragged out the updates way better than I did - to garner more reviews - but hey I guess I was too excited about publishing it to make anybody wait. If you do read it or any of my other stories you can still review - even if it's a long time after I've written the story. I will always check my reviews - I'm a bit obsessive about things like that. Knowing that you appreciate my hard work is encouraging for any writer.
Lumbered, This story is on the back-burner due to lack of intrest/reviews. I will finish it but it has a low priority right now. The whole point of the story was to push Elvin Cartman as a character so that other authors would using him in their stories. I think the kid deserves more fan coverage, come on; Damian only appeared in one episode and Gregory and The Mole only as bit parts in the movie. I have nothing against Damian, Gregory or The Mole but look how much fan art and stories they have - FF.net and DA are saturated with them. Elvin deserves at least some fans - or is it just me. What would encourage me most would be if other writers started to write stories with Elvin in them - I would also love to see Elvin fan-art on dA, specifically Elvin/Ike + Cartman/Kyle.
The Contest, Finished! 36 chapters in total, a lot more than my original estimate of around 20. I actually have an idea for a much shorter (thankfully) sequel to this story. I've written half a chapter or so but I might want to do something completely different before I dive straight into a sequel.
Everybody Loves Cartman, Basically it's Cartman slashing with all four of his friends. Apparently I'm incapable of writing a simple lemon, I have to create a believable back-story and make it multi-chapter - 18 chapters.
Super Hero - Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. The story takes place over a limited number of days. Mild Kyman.
Leaving - Cartman has finally found a way to get out of South Park and away from all the vile taunts he's had to put up with all his life. Just as he's about to leave, someone surprising declares their feelings for him. First chapter is written, to give me a taste of the story (M or T I haven't decided yet. Kyman, naturally).
I'm concentrating on the story Super Hero at the moment - but I will finish any other outstanding stories sooner or later.
I've written quite a few one-shots which show Eric and Kyle getting together, because I love Kyman - especially trying to imagine how they would get together. A few people have asked for these stories to continue - I guess that they wanted to see how the relationship would develop. Well, I've written a sequel for The Apology, but do I want to mess with a story I'm happy with by tacking on a second part? Somebody finally asked me to post up the sequel to my story The Apology, demands on my time have prevented me from typing up more than a couple of pages so far. I will finish typing it up and I will post it - it's just a matter of when.
I have loads of ideas for more South Park stories, nearly all Cartman centric. I actually have multiple chapters written for a few of these. I want to concentrate on just one story at a time until it's finished - but sometimes ideas just pop into the head.
These are the stories I am currently working on but haven't started posting yet:
Lumbered - Start work on the third part of this story (posted on FF.net). This part would be told from Ike's POV. This story isn't very popular, with hardly any reviews.
Meeting In The Aisle - A sequel of sorts to The Contest but set a few years later. His mother's obsession with having grandchildren has kept an unhappy Ike firmly in the closet. He intends to keep it that way until he sees a cute guy at Eric and Kyle's commitment ceremony. Some notes and most of one chapter written (mild slash T rating and yes the title is taken from a Radiohead song).
I also have ideas for some one-shots running around in my head and other long stories I haven't even made notes on yet.
I'm not conducting a poll or anything lame like that. In the end I will probably write the story that most interests me next. That been said, I would like to hear your thoughts on the ideas.I've got a few other multi-chapter stories; all South Park, mainly Cartman-centric; either stuck in my head or partly written. Shock, some of them aren't even slash!
Remember Kyman rulz, Style drulz and K2 just sucks ass - cell12.
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