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Author has written 14 stories for South Park.

I'm alive and well and still reading South Park Fanfiction.

Real-life intrudes upon many writers of stories on this site. Some grow out of the fandom they were writing about. Some have other reasons for stopping.

I never decided to stop writing - it just happened. A genuine writers block in the story Super Hero and the loss of my quiet writing space (my sanctuary) resulted in the story being left behind.

I also finally realised that I was probably gay! You would probably think that spending 2 years writing slash fiction would have given me a clue (laugh - I did) but no, it wasn't until I stopped writing that I was able to admit it to myself.

For those of you still wondering, I'm a guy. I don't believe in giving out private details on-line, so I won't write anything else about myself but it was getting to the point of embarrasment that everyone assumed I was a chick.

My e-mail address is still the same - so I still get alerts for reviews, favs and follows. I also still recieve any PMs that are sent to me. Just so you know I probably won't answer unless you ask a question - and please no, 'when are you going to update' questions.

I might update one of my unfinished stories if I get a feel for it again. I also have a few unfinished stories that I have never published. This includes a multi-chapter Christmas Kyman story that I have written about one third of.


I love South Park and especially Cartman slash.

My favorite pairing is Kyman - Cartman/Kyle but I will also read Stanman (sometimes called Cartan) - Cartman/Stan, Kenman - Cartman/Kenny and Carters (also known as Cutters or Buttman) - Cartman/Butters.

I hate Candy - Cartman/Wendy, especially when it's just thrown in as an afterthought to a Style or Bunny story. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Cartman in straight relationships. Even though I prefer him in slash, I just hate him being paired up with Wendy. Nothing makes me feel more sick than a story where Stan dumps Wendy for Kyle then she, somehow, ends up with Cartman. Usually in these cases the Cartman/Wendy part isn't really thought out very well and anyway Cartman deserves to be somebodies first choice, not somebodies make-do with second best.

So far I've been writing Kyman exclusively (lol).


Remember Kyman rulz, Style drulz and K2 just sucks ass - cell12.
Also remember Kyman is klas, Cryle and Christophlovski suck ass and Candy makes you sick - cell12.

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Anything by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman catches Kyle in a very embarrassing situation and takes advantage of the other teen. Yaoi! Eventual Kyman. No longer just a drabble! Revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Popcorn by Mootycakes reviews
Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Kenny Sees All by russgirl reviews
Kenny after coming back from being dead some time in his junior year of high school, sees something that none of the South Park kids saw coming. Read along as he as an outside observer watches the drama unfold in the last two years of school. Slash!Kyman!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Right Beside You by ScaryBones reviews
After a game of spin the bottle at Craig's birthday party, Cartman realizes he's in love with Stan. Multi-chapter fic! Stanman COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Anesthetize by Thesickone reviews
Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Asshole by Utsukushiookami reviews
This is a twisted Cartman/Kyle fic. Rated M for possible later chapters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Why Must I be a Teenage Boy in Love? by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Cartman has always been a jerk. Stan has always been a hippie.There's no way they could have feelings for each other. But what will one night of musings bring to these two confused boys that could make them think otherwise?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Get Whatever I Want by ScaryBones reviews
Cartman always gets what he wants. And what he wants is Stan. Onesided Stanman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
PiggyBack Ride by ScaryBones reviews
Stanman! Cartman has to carry Stan back to town, because, like an idiot, he crashed the car. Inspired by a drawing I saw on DevianArt!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
He Made Me Look Hot by ScaryBones reviews
Stanman! Cartman thinks Stan is adorable, but how does he think about himself?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
A Dustland Fairytale by Xxlotti-waxX reviews
The things that break other people can't seem to break Kenny McCormick. Oneshot, Kenny x Cartman, inspired by the Killers' song of the same name
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Father's Day by xEmerald Isle reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Arousing Kidnapping by JasonMyersX reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, so he kidnaps him and brings him back to his house so he can seduce him. And soon, Kyle realizes he likes it! Explicit Kyman. Rated M for Lemon, Yaoi, M/M whatever you want to call it. My very first Kyman fic. This fic is NOT rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Drunk by FunkyChicken001 reviews
Kyle wakes up after a wierd and scary night.....but he woke up in Cartman's bed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Change by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle has managed to offend his boyfriend. He's too stubborn to say sorry, but so desperate for affection that he's considering it anyway. Rated T because Kyle uses foul language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Lovesick Crackheads by krizz666 reviews
Its the weekend, and Kyle and Cartman turn their radios on. Very Out of Character...only because its fun and light hearted. SONGFIC!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nightmare by Soul Flash reviews
You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Band practice by EmoWithASpork reviews
just a one-shot I thought of...I couldn't think of a title
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Can Wait by Nae'ka reviews
Kyle knows what I want, he always has. CartYle or Kyman oneshot. Rated for sex and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Latent by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Kyle still has a lot to learn.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Unforgivable by beforethequeen reviews
Cartman/Kyle. Eric does not fully understand him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Love by CartmanFan reviews
Kyle is finally coming to terms with what he feels for Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Need You Now by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle's guilt is crushing him; Cartman doesn't know what he did wrong. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessive Addiction by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lucky to Have You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Be Mine Forever by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Saturday Morning by Soul Flash reviews
Kyman. Sequel to OverSweetNightmare's "Fat Free." Cartman just can't grasp the fact that Kyle's actually into him. So what does Kyle do? Reassure him, of course. Fluffy, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Matter What by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Stan learns Kyle's secret when someone unexpected comforts him after a tragedy. But Super Best Friends are friends forever, even if one of them is dating a Nazi. Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Obsession by Soul's Angel reviews
Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Photograph by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle goes to the last person he would ever ask for help. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessed by xEmerald Isle reviews
This a Kyman songfic I wrote. Kyle can't sleep at night and he's trying to find out why he feels so happy whenever he sees, hears or even thinks about Cartman... The song is Obsessed by Miley Cyrus. Kyman. R&R please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I like my Jew's rare by iseeyouthere22 reviews
Kyle is tired of Cartman not showing him the slightes respect but wait until the next day...........he'll see something out of the ordinary..............
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When You Wake Up by ann7x reviews
Eric wakes up in a hospital, where Kyle's waiting for him. Eric/Kyle slash one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy New Year: short Kyman by xXKymanxX reviews
Cartman and Kyle have feelings to each other.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Breathless by strychix reviews
It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rain Drops by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric watch the rain together while on vacation...
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In The Morning by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric, in the morning.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Surprise in the Closet by Soul's Angel reviews
Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Merry Christmas Kyle, I Love You by Ship Stethan reviews
A short Cartman/Kyle drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him by Mootycakes reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Wish by PikaCartSonia reviews
Cartman dies due to a freak accident and Kyle feels it's all his fault. He has a secret that no one knows. KylexCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Getaway by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
“I wanted something more. I wanted someone who would depend on me like I depend on them. Complete me, I guess.” Kyle can't take Eric's crap anymore. He's got to get away. KylexCartman, Slash, Songfic to Hilary Duff's "The Getaway"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just Like Puppets by Angelic Guardian reviews
When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become unwitting participants. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Right Here Waiting by esmtz reviews
Richard Marx. Liane feels that she is an unfit mother and so she takes Eric and leaves him at an adoption center. How will Kyle react to this? Pairing:CartmanxKyle Oneshots:ButtersxCartman OCxCartman. dont like it? then dont read or even review
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
For the Benefit by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Savior by CrystalSlashlover reviews
We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Only Time by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
Cartman tries to wreck Kyle's party, but recieves some unexpected results. -Rated for Language. Kyle/Cartman SLASH. Don't like it, don't read it. COMPLETE-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Jealousy by esmtz reviews
As soon as Kyle spotted Cartman with a girl, he immediately thinks that Cartman likes this girl making him get jealous. pairing: KylexCartman, might put in more couples doubt it though
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hair Cut by the lie written in ink reviews
In which Cartman cuts Kyle's hair. Drabble;; slight fluff, slight insanity.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I'm German, You're Jewish by Cardio Necrosis reviews
“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tension by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT “Done and over with? How?” He asked, giving in and allowing her this victory of being right. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
At Least During Sex by Yami White Rain reviews
Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cuddle? by Saph Rose reviews
It's freezing cold and the window is jammed. What does Cartman do? Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Until The Day I Die by theceruleanstar reviews
Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Seeing Stars by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle for a not-so-relaxing night at the movies. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
In From the Cold by Yami White Rain reviews
cartmanxkyle, oneshot Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the freezing cold and sex without elaborate manipulation. Truly a love story for us all to cry about.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Paradox by satanics reviews
An irresistible force and an immovable object, locked together in destructive harmony. CartmanxKyle. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
To Wash it All Away by icypinkpop reviews
Kyle finds refuge from the rain at Cartman's house one evening, emotionally wrecked by a souring experience from the person he considered his Super Best Friend. CartmanXKyle. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by icypinkpop reviews
Cartman takes Kyle's math homework, but Kyle won't stand for it. After a few choice insults are thrown, Kyle finds himself in a compromising position. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Hat by DontBePissy reviews
One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dusty Rose by ayafangirl reviews
Oneshot: Cartman wants to impress Kyle by improving his kissing. Fluff CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
tea parties are for men by Devil Lace reviews
Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski. :CartmanKyle:
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Star of David by Otempora42 reviews
Cartman doesn't understand why Kyle doesn't like his birthday present. Cartman/Kyle, oneshot. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Anything for You by JenKristo reviews
Cartman x Kyle. Cartman is in prison. Kyle's secret could lead to his freedom, but Cartman would rather stay imprisoned than tell anyone the truth about Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Path We Must Take by Loca Bambina reviews
The road that leads to happiness is a long one, but we'll get there someday. Oneshot, KyleCartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Fun with Tonka Trucks! by Anna Molly reviews
CartmanKyle angstfluff! Yaaaaay. Remember that episode with the hippies? If you do... enjoy! Only M for language, 'cause Kyle talks like a sailor when he's mad. :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Ultimate Revenge by Pocketface reviews
After Kyle starts dating Wendy, Cartman's pissed. He comes up with an ultimate revenge to get both of them back good. But, he makes a fatal mistake... KyleCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kiss Me by Pocketface reviews
Kyle wants nothing more than to kiss those beautiful lips, but they're just out of reach. [ slash ][ KyleEric ][ oneshot ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm sorry fatass by ultranaff reviews
Cartman takes care of a drunk Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
IMPLIED SLASH! Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Cartman/Kyle Implications.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Feel the Rain by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Kyle and Eric pine for each other in secret through stories. A bit of interesting weather and a good friend help merge their tales together. For Azu. Bye FFn!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Autumn Leaves by SpamLord reviews
Kyle tripping in the hallways leads to some interesting events... Present for my friends, as well as some important announcements. Slash, KyleCartman, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fixing You by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT CARTMANxKYLE] Sometimes we matter more than the things that seem to matter most.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Charcoal Grey by SpamLord reviews
Cartman has a strange obsession with something of Kyle's... CartmanKyle, mild language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Colour by SpamLord reviews
Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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I Need Jew reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Super Hero reviews
Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
It's Obvious reviews
To everyone else it's clear that Cartman and Kyle like each other - but they just can't see it. Kyman - because there can never be enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Leaving reviews
Cartman has finally found a way to get out of South Park and away from all the vile taunts he's had to put up with all his life. Just as he's about to leave, someone surprising declares their feelings for him. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Everybody Loves Cartman reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Contest reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lumbered reviews
Everyone always expected Cartman and the Jew to end up together - it's fate or something - but there's more than one Cartman and more than one Jew. Kyman and Elvike.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
I Am A Rock reviews
Cartman's POV SongFic based on the classic Paul Simon song.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric Cartman
Stan's Summer reviews
Stan spends a day being dragged around, doing what Wendy wants. The side-story I cut out of Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend. Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend reviews
Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kisses And Kyle reviews
Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Property Of Eric T Cartman reviews
Kyle gets angry with Cartman over a birthday gift. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Apology reviews
Cartman finally apologises to Kyle for calling his mom the biggest b*tch in the world but only because he thinks Wendy is even worse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Doesn't Even Notice You're There reviews
A short story I had sitting in a drawer for a while. One-sided Style, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete