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this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hi im carla,

ive written a few story so far so please read and review :D

unfortuatley the laptop broke with half finished chapters on it :'( i need to get it fixed first

Leaf in the wind is on hold till i finish Issues from the past

ive got havel green eye,

brown/blonde hair,

and slightly insane. LOL :D

ONE LAST THING JIRAIYA X TSUNADE FOREVER IF YOU AGREE ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: CarlaFox1997

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in a safe place with a nice Man.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. I know I did.


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

This reminds me of me and olive's relationship...:)


This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

If you just spent 30mins getting random stuff for your profile and by mistake deleted it copy and paste this :'(

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.. (...)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I'm a slight Yaoi fan...)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I somewhat feel quilty for saying I'm pretty. O.O But it's true!XD Not the 'not a virgin thing' though)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f_ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (LOSER MY ASS!)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Okay, not completely Anti-social...just shy!)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I sometimes have weird methods of making people laugh...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (A lot of people say this to me T.T)

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I only fan-girl anime characters!XD)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.. (And you're strong so you must be..dumb? Hmm...let's rephrase that shall we?)

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A
MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (That's just mean...)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the
planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I wonder who boldd this! Please message me if you did! XD)

I watch ANIME, so I MUST like porn.

I watch ANIME, so I MUST be perverted.

I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel.

I want to be an AUTHOR, so I MUST be a loser, who has no life.


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Hidan o.o

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile (But he is sooo hot)

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IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
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I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

If you think that being gay is normal copy and paste. I'm not gay but some of my friends are so... i agree with them 100% Love is LOVE!!!

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you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

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The Burning Blossom: Toka's Untold Story by freewolf17 reviews
My story has never really been told before. I don't know if it's because no one really noticed me or if no one ever really cared. This is my story for anyone who wishes to know me. For anyone who wishes to know the pain that the Senchiha Clan suffered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Tōka S., Izuna U.
Alive but Gone by freewolf17 reviews
Bella's and Rod's thoughts on the past events. My version of what I think happened. Just a little something that I came up with while I was sick. So... I hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Our Desires by MarchingPatriot93 reviews
Tsunade is in a bad situation, and it involves Jiraiya. How does it unfold for her and the other ninjas of Konoha? Rated M for some scenes. Pairings include NaruSaku, TsuJir, KurAsu, GaarHina, ShikaTema, etc. Comments appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - [Tsunade S., Jiraiya]
The Sannin Chronicles by Levi Ackerman reviews
The life and times of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru from Academy graduation to present. Everything you didn't know about the Sannin's convoluted friendship and history. Eventual JirTsu and OroTsu plus side-pairings mainly MinaKushi after chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 117,069 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru
To Stop An Angel by freewolf17 reviews
Nozomi's mind has been made up. Will the Angel chose to rise or remain fallen? Will the Alliance crubble or rise from the ashes of disaster? What shall become of the Shinobi World now that it only has its Savior and no Angel to guide him? Only time tells.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Tsunade's Angels by MsMcC reviews
What do you do when your a spy in the guise of a highschool student and your bestfriend/partner gets kidnapped. You go after her of course. Even if she's in Veitnam. In enemy territory. With seemingly no way of contact...yep gotta love her. pairs inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,417 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Team 17: Tsunade's Secret Weapon! by Arabella Cauwell reviews
Some kick-butt females are added to the ranks of the Leaf Village to help their Aunt Tsunade. This all female team shows the men of Konoha that women are more dangerous than they ever could have imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 190,187 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Neji H., Tsunade S.
Tales of the Leaves by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Stories and secrets of Konoha, dreams and whispers, tears and laughter. A collection of drabbles, mostly Tsu/Jir but there are others. Daily Update, completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 365 - Words: 362,950 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Tsunade's Chance by freewolf17 reviews
This is from after Tsunade goes into the coma. She has been given a chance to correct her past. What will become of the future if she changes her past? So far this fic has three sequels following her grandchildren. REWRITE OF ALL FICS IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
The Legendary Three by WhiteSnakeRebirth reviews
Ever wondered what really happened between them? When did the sannin began to walk their separate paths? Embark on Jiraiya's pervy adventures, the death of Orochimaru's parents, and Tsunade's crush on...who? Pairings included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
From Ash to Flame by GuiltisInnocence reviews
All Jack Sparrow wants is his beloved Black Pearl to be returned to him- and rum. However, when a stowaway appears on his ship, will his view of life change?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Shift in Time by Perfect Beauty reviews
During a battle with an unknown enemy,16 year old Minato Namikaze disappears.He wakes up and finds himself in the middle of the 4th Shinobi War. Will Minato's presence change the course of history? Find Out! AU..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,709 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Tricked into Love by Indiostar reviews
First story so please review. Jiraiya is determined to get Tsunade to confess her love for him after returning to Konoha from his fight with Pain, which he survived. The road to love is a bumpy and twisted one, but can our Sannin prevail? Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,452 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Desert Winds of Change by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,137 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Allow Me To Cure You by LinKura reviews
Medusa's been acting strange lately and Stein has taken much notice. But how exactly will he go about his confrontation about her identity? Or will he confront her at all? What will become of it all? Lemon, Adult Content, SteinxMedusa Rewriting next chapters please bear with me I have a lot going on.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Franken Stein, Medusa G.
Get Together by kirbmaster1990 reviews
Hinata has a big adventure ahead of her she wants to be with the boy she loves and protect him from his enemies. Fate would tell what would come to them would they end up together or will there be something that will drive them apart? Naru/Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,535 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Undesired Romance by Taira-chan reviews
when Jiraiya returned to Konoha to deliver a report on Orochimaru the last thing anyone expected was for Tsunade to start losing her sanity. And no one knows why,except for Tsunade herself and a long lost cob webbed figure from her past. Dan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
I've Always Wondered by monkeerangerfan reviews
After one night of drinking, Tsunade does something she would never usually do: sleep with Jiraiya. Over 20 years later she meets the daughter she gave up all those years ago.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya, Iruka U., OC
Sperm Donor by Addster reviews
"I am not your mother's lesbian lover, so don't even go there." Tsunade warned him but he couldn't help but tingle all over at the revelation. Rated T to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty little secret by anime kaz reviews
Jiraiya has a secret stash of books and Kakashi has found them...but what will tsunade say when she finds out what they are about? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Insignia by Nukumi reviews
OroTsu. Orochimaru never could resist marking what was his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Things Tsunade Knows by JessicaJones reviews
The things Tsunade knows about Jiraiya are enough to form the man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Melons by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
How Tsunade managed to affix a pair to her chest, and why Orochimaru is a pedophile. Oneshot, gen, mild crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Late Night at Konoha by tayuyaflutegirl92 reviews
Jiraiya walks around Konoha, planning to leave, he sees Tsunade and they start talking,. Then... Jirtsu. The title has nothing to do with the fic, I could just not think of a better one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Sunsets by Indiostar reviews
a quick JiraTsu oneshot. Jiraiya always comforts Tsunade and it's always the same ending every time, well not this time. The pervy sage isn't always the one to make the advances y'know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Breast Exam by Mizuki San reviews
I'm forced against my will to have a breast exam for any sort of cancer. What's worse is that I have a very attractive doctor doing the check up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hello by BrokenAngel6126 reviews
Songfic. This is Tsunade thinking about Jiraiya's death and trying to come to terms with it. The song is Hello by Evanesence.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Don't Touch by Crazy Cherries reviews
"Jiraiya! What did I tell you specifically not to do?" "Answer or so help me I will kill you myself. Using Sakura's new fire breathing blow drier. I can assure you it will be completely painful!" Ah, Jiraiya, what have you gotten into this time? JiraTsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Helping the Pervert by Crazy Cherries reviews
Sakura and Ino are meddling again. This time an older couple is in their victim. How'll it turn out this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothin But The Truth by BelovedShadow reviews
Judge Tsunade is overseeing a case today with some of our wildest characters! Let's see how it goes... I listed mystery as a chaatgory cus u don't know who's guilty till the end but there's no angst or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Akatsuki, Tsunade S. - Complete
Growing Up by LuxaLucifer reviews
Kakashi reflects what it means to grow up in front of the memorial stone. Has he grown up?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Frozen Oceans by MarchingPatriot93 reviews
Summary, disclaimer and claimer inside this time. Reviews are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
dedicated to daisy :P by songy69 reviews
find out what she says :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
Love's Second Chance by purple-ladybug reviews
Tsunade and Jiraiya infiltrate a village on the verge of attack, posing as husband and wife. But with Tsunades' nightmares and Jiraiya's urges, will Konoha stay safe? "Who's the traitor now?" M for future chapters. tsu/jir implied saku/naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
Unexpectedly expecting by nameless thing reviews
Tsunade gets pregnant after being raped then almost dies fighting. A stranger saves her life and supports her through a difficult pregnancy. What happens when she is summoned back to Konoha? Who is this stranger? T for events centred around pregnancy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Tsunade S.
A Life Worth Fighting For by Izumi's Apprentice reviews
This is a story about a young girl, named Akira who is taken in by Senju Tsunade and how her current life in Konoha is going. Tsunade and Jiraiya struggle with a hard decision. What will Akira do when the demons of her past resurface and come haunt her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Tsunade S.
Silent Angel by freewolf17 reviews
Nozomi has made a sacrafice for her friends but will the consiquences be too great? Is her immence strength enough to get her through these dark days? Everything shall boil down one choice. The life she leads or what her heart has always yearned for?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 64,601 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Drunken Mistake? by becstaarrrr reviews
When Rachel and Chris left the pub, were they drunk and not completely with it? or was it true love? Rachel has to make a difficult choice... to live for the not so long ago past or the present? Chris or Eddie? Her future depends on it...
Waterloo Road - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Unfinished Business by Perfect Beauty reviews
Slightly AU,some OOCness. Kushina turns her back on the Hidden leaf.But,now she has come back. But,will her return bring stability or disaster?Find out.No flames please. R&R....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,270 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Clash of the Hokages I: I'm better than you! by Shael Uchiha reviews
Who was the greatest Hokage that ever lived? You wonder, well let the 5 Hokages tell you. This is my first fanfic and I would really appreciate constructive criticism. Let me know if you have any ideas or issues the Hokages can argue bout.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Minato N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Nozomi's Purpose by freewolf17 reviews
Bred for perfection I am a mirrow image of my grandmother with her strength & medical prowess The Mokuton runs through my viens a Doujutsu thrust upon me. I seem perfect to the world but perfection has a price of a short life of nothing but masks and lies
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Bottom of the Bottle by ncfan reviews
She did try, from time to time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Tsunade S., Shizune - Complete
Prompt 64: Bruises by ncfan
Prompt 64: Bruises: Shizune knows how much more the intangible bruises hurt than the corporeal ones.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
One Heartbeat Away by ncfan reviews
Shizune realizes how foolish it was to build up a life that depended entirely on the heartbeat of another person. 500 words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Watching, Wondering, Setting Fire by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Tsunade makes the mistake of having a one-night-stand with Orochimaru to get revenge on Jiraiya, and all three Sannin have a big growing experience as a result. TsunadexOrochimaruxJiraiya love triangle. Gotta love it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru
Voices by SammyQuill reviews
He's gone, and all she can hear are the voices... One shot Jiraiya/Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Shadowlands by ncfan reviews
Hovering between life and death, Tsunade must make a choice. Spoilers for 488.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Ghost of the Hidden Leaf Village by ratpigeon reviews
THe more recent history of Konoha, told through the eyes of Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru as they grow up, and grow more powerful. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,969 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
What's Past is Prologue by ncfan reviews
Tsunade wonders if she has created a monster. Tsunade, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tsunade S., Sakura H. - Complete
Forever by existence555 reviews
Because they've been in love for longer than either of them realize. JirTsu iPod challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Using Any and All Methods by ncfan reviews
20 ways Shizune gains success. Angsty at some points.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
They Will Not Rise by sinemoras09 reviews
Medusa exerts her power. Dark. Medusa x Stein. Collection of oneshots within the same universe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
How to Defeat an Evil Jiraiya by Corselli reviews
AU. The only way to stop Jiraiya-gone-bad is in Tsunade's hands. Or rather... her chest. Oneshot. Warning: Major Pervertedness, Death-by-nosebleed. Features Evil Jiraiya
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Jiraiya: The Future Toad Sage by Jiraiya561 reviews
Jiraiya during his Genin days. Jiraiya and his team
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jiraiya
Sannin Monogatari by Lyra Kamiya reviews
There's something to be said for truely knowing a person your whole life. From the first time they meant until the moment it was over, the story of Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru, the original Sannin, and their rise and fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.