Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Bionicle.
Name: Hunter Crane
Current Assignment: Keep my damn head down so it doesn't get blown off!
personality: very strange sense of humor, psychotic, has some of the craziest/dumbest ideas that just might actually work
hobbies: anything that's borderline crazy and/or imbecilic, mostly involving fire and electronic devices.
Other: Likes fire and explosive materials!
I'm a pyro, and I'm planning on joining the Marines as a sniper, but I have afew other career paths such as Computer programing, Graphic Design, and Game Testing.
My favorite quotes:
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own!" ~Adam Savage
"NOW I HAVE BLACK HOLE!!! Just like third wife." ~Nikolai Belinski after Acquiring the Gersh Device
"OOOH!!! MACHINE GUN!!!" ~Dr. Edward Richtofen after acquiring an automatic weapon
"I killed a bear with this once, it was my first wife" ~Nikolai Belinski after acquiring a shotgun
"Beware comrades, I am armed and drunk!" ~Nikolia Belinski randomly after acquiring any gun
"ah! some things just get better with age! ugh, Revive Soda ain't one of em." Tank Dempsey after drinking a Revive Cola
"Spartans never die Jorge, their just missing in action." ~Noble 1 - Carter
"well, that was unexpected!" ~Me
"SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!" ~Achmed the dead terrorist
"DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!" ~random Orbital Drop Shock Trooper from Halo: REACH
"May the bridges I burn light my way!" ~Walter
"Nice arm!" ~random Orbital Drop Shock Trooper commenting on a perfect grenade throw
"That's crazy. Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy." ~A.I. Cortana
"Who said anything about peaceful? No, we go in guns blazing and kill every last one of those alien bastards!" ~Me being overly enthusiastic while playing Halo: Reach
"What? you don't let jews in your bar? You racist bastard!" ~Achmed the dead terrorist
"Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!" ~Achmed the dead terrorist
"I may be crazy but to be a genious you have to be crazy!" ~Me (note it's sarcasm!!!! for the ten thousandth time!!!!!!!)
"So, you've come up with some wacky scheme involving High Explsives, Giant Spinning Blades of Doom, the Odd Violation of the Laws of Physics, and Several Tons of Express Delivery Packages, speaking of which, how do you get all this crap anyway? I can't even get a roll of toilet paper from HQ! and you get everything but the kitchen sink!"
what should I do first? update my current story? or post something new?
goodbye, Semper Fi ad Astra!
P.S. ask Jullian afew questions at the link below!
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Nadia Blackrose (Mamoru from Sailormoon, Kazuya Mishima from Tekken, Jin Kazama from Tekken, Paul Phoenix from tekken, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7, Squal Leonheart from Final Fantasy 8, Seto Kaiba from Yu gi Oh!)BlackFairy'sDeathTome(almost anyone you can possibly think of :p) irishpepsigurl (Fred Weasley, Flint, Zero, Bakunetsumaru, Jacob Black, Seth Clearwater, Conway, Oryu (if Oryu of Bleach counts, 'cause I just think he's kinda cute), Paul, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Kenshi, Ermac, Stanford, Sherman, A.J., Tezz, and a whole bunch of other random fictional people that I can't remember the names of!) Solarserenity (Aburame Shino, Rock Lee, Japan (of Axis Powers Hetalia), Inuzuka Kiba (I suppose), Lord Sesshoumaru, Koga, Sasori, Zetsu, and I'm sure there are more, so I apologize to all those fictional characters that were left behind...), TeGustaONo (Russia, Germany, Austria (of Axis Powers - Hetalia) Asuma, Kiba, Tezz, Cobramaru, Ironhide, Ratchet, and there are many more that I couldn't list because it would take up half of the profile. :P) , Inferna Firesword (Matau (Bionicle), Zoom Takazumi, Tezz Volitov (Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5), Link (Legend of Zelda), Starscream (Transformers)), Hunter Alexander Crane (Medli (Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker), Cortana (Halo), Cynder (Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon), Samantha Maxis (Call of Duty Black Ops: Zombie Mode), Roodaka (Bionicle3: Web of Shadow))
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