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Author has written 5 stories for iCarly, Glee, Twilight, Teen Wolf, and Vampire Diaries.

My name is T Hi I am now a beta reader if anyone needs help just pm me :)

I am 23 years old

I love to read and my fav authors are Nora Roberts/ J.D. Robb, J.K. Rowling, Sherrilyon Kenyon, J.D Ward,Stephanie Meyer, Christine Feehan and i love to read others but these are the top

I love all music and i do mean all

I love movies and my fav are Musicals, and Comedys ( i love to laugh)

I Love Fan Fiction my friends have threatened to lock my computer with a password i dontknow so i have to do something else at midnight when i cant sleep lol

TWILIGHT OATH

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.

And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know...

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Quotes I Find Funni as Shit

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around."

"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet."

"Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..."

"If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Me- I'm so sorry guys!!

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- What happened?!

Me- I just realized you guys used to be normal.

Everyone sitting next to me at the time- OK...

Me- And then you started to hang out with me, and I turned you into freaks..."

"I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."

"You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."

"If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly."

"Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning.

To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you."

"I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder."

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing."

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

"Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience."

"A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you."

"You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind."

"Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind."

"Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away."

"How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!"

"The truth hurts, so we lie..."

"I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do."

"We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find."

"Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it."

"Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed."

"Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings."

"Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever."

"When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either."

"You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

"The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished."

"Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."

"When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while."

"True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes."

"When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it."

"Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way."

"I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!"

"It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!"

"Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man."

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Don't play games with a girl who can play better."

"You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams."

"It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget."

"Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you."

"I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me."

"We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world."

"She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!"

"I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life."

"I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..."

"Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

"If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them."

"You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it."

"My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story."

"I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..."

"Tears are the words hearts can't say."

"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying."

"I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time."

"I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive."

"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted."

"Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you."

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

12. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

13. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Something I Found That I Was Crackin Up At

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

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Original Mayhem reviews
Mystic Falls and Forks Residents collide when the original famliy find there missing sister and all the lies, manipulations and compulsion come to light. Will these two different species be able to mingle or will their be mayhem? Maybe a little of both
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bella, Esther
Leader of the Pack reviews
I slammed my car door and screamed "Derek Michael Hale why the hell did I wake up to Jackson in my room in my bed covered in dirt and cuddling me"
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Rachel's Excellent Adventure: The Beginng reviews
Rachel gets fed up of Finn and the rest of McKinley after learning some new information about herself and the people around her. So tired of the bulling she sits down with her fathers and talk about some options. After her fathers agree she must tell the
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
IFind out reviews
This is the sequel to icrush read icrush or you will be confused
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
ICrush reviews
Sam is confused and in love but she refuses to except it what happens when Freddie comes to Carly's house beat up can she crush her crush while he's hurt or will something unexpected happen yes this is a seddie
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete