Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
Hola ¿como estas?
My name is Rissa, or Quiet Shadowz but You can call me Shadow, if you like.
I'm a junior in Highschool, I live in the Milky way Galaxy, in The Solar System (since I can't find, though according to my many searches and my geology & astronomy teacher its just "the solar system" humans can be an uncreative lot can't we?), on planet Earth, in the country of the United States of America. but I'd rather not put the rest, never know what kind of creepers are out there.
Anyways I'm a female of the human race, though I'm not going to tell you my ethnicity or anything, cause why should that matter to you? I have black hair though its dyed, I wan't to dye it bright red but that would require bleaching it and my sister refuses to let me "destroy" my hair :(
I come off as kinda scary or shy depending on who you ask, cause I don't talk much, it's not that I don't have a lot to say I just need to feel comfortable around someone before I let them see the crazy, weird, geeky, person I am on the inside. However I'm perfectly comfortable not saying anything for long periods of time because I don't always find it necessary, I can be stoic and very Uchiha like when I choose to, it just depends.
I don't have nor do I like labels, others classify me as an "Art Freak" since I practically live in the art room at school, but I've also been called goth, emo, MOTH ( a combination of emo and goth I got from some elementary schoolers, when I denied being either emo or goth) Punk rock and a few others along those lines.
If I sound spazzy or anything in a PM , review or anyother form of communicating on here its only because I'm on here at un godly hours of the night...er morning and am very tired plus I'm just kind of exitable.
I hope I haven't put you off and yeah I've probably contradicted myself a few times within this writing thingy but I'm kinda a person of contradictions, anyeays I hope we can be friends and my PM is always open, if for some random reason its turned off which occationally happens cause my computer hates me, these are other ways to get alhold of me :)
Email: screamingshadowz*@ gmail *.com (take out the stars and spaces )
Facebook:well we have to become friends first aka talk for a while before we become face book friends
Other stuff about me xDDDDDD
and alot of others..
Zutara, Tokka , Taang, Sukka, Yukka, Maang and Maang or would it be Meaang (basicly i like Mai X aang i think its adorably cracky and Meng X aang - Meng is the girl who liked aang from aunt wu's village.) TyZula , Mai Lee, Tahorra, Korroh, Makorra, Masami (thats right i like both ) I dont pair Bolin with anybody because i think he should get his own girl and not his brothers second choice.
GaaraXSakura, ItachiXSakura, NarutoXHinata, NejiXTenten, KibaXHinata, NarutoXIno, KibaXTenten, ItachiXHana, HanabiXKonohamaru, HanabiXKiba, ShikamaruXTemari, ShikamaruXIno, ShikamaruXsakura, ShikamaruXTenten, KankuroXIno, SakuraXSuigetsu Karin x Lee (weird i know but it just seems odd but could work) TentenXGaara
hmm i'll ad more later if you couldnt tell i like crack pairings as well as compleatly rationaly parings like ZUTARA lol
Least fav:MatsuriXGaara( i just dont like it ) SasukeXSakura( damn basterd doesnt deserve her but at times i think they deserve eachother like during the chapter where sakura tells naruto she loves him she made me angry!), NejiXHinata or NejiX Hanabi(im find incest weird even though its more acsepted in japan then here ) NarutoXSakura(she doesnt deserve him hes to sweet for her and shes still all in love with sasuke) Kataang ( it just seemed so fored i have a huge rational explination as to why kataang would not work but i wont bore you with it.) Maiko ( same as kataang seriously they are LONG)
okay i should just say this .. i dont feel any particular hate or fealings towards karin hell she doesnt seem like she could be a bad person tho she seems a bit slutty.bossy and well desperate but she could just be misunderstood
What characters I'd be from Naruto: Shikamaru because I love to lay on my roof and just watch the clouds and the stars at night and I'm pretty smart I'm just failing most of my classes because I'm too lazy to do the work and often sleep through my classes.
According to my friends I am also Gaara, cause I'm scary, I didn't have a lot of friends when I was a kid, and I have insomnia, so I only get like 2-3 hours of sleep a night and I like to wear a lot eyeliner.
Oh and for a girl character Tenten I have/had long brown hair and I like to put it up in buns like Tenten. I'm completely obsessed with weapons and my sister bought me this cool ass knife the has turquoise on it and a bear paw print on it but unfortunately my dumb ass brother got it wet and then left it and it got rusty and to make along story short he died(not for real) and I've been praying that my dads rust remover will work T.T
I may or may not be compleatly obsessed with:
Avatar the Last airbender
The Legend of Korra
and of course Harry Potter- I'm a Gryffindor Snitches!
and alot of other things but I'm too lazy at the moment to write them all down
"-Men , be wise and dont hit your woman or harm her in any way. We always have that one crazy-ass friends that ain't afraid of you...and knows where to hide bodies."- copy and past this to your profile if your that friend and add your name to this list: QuietShadowz
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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso
6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8:Don't use any punctuation
9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"
12:Sing along at the opera
13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"
18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"
19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
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Weird is good. Strange is also good. Odd is what you call something your not sure what to call it. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile
Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! (where?!)
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
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