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Author has written 14 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Castlevania, Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS, and Naruto.

Hi, l like quotes, Riddles and l love M rated Yaoi fanfiction

AO3:

'Collecting A Family' is now on AO3

this link is distressing, but it tells a story that needs to be heard.

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.

-Edmund Burke


Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Place of Dwelling: The Land Down Under

Pairs I Like

Kyo Kara Maoh:

Yuri/Any-Boy except Wolfram

Harry Potter

Harry/Any-Magical-Boy except Draco

Naruto:

Naruto/Any-Boy except Choji


don't click this link...


HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.


Stupid Shiny Volvo owner- Bella Swan


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


"If at first you don't succeed, get someone else to do it."

-A wise old owl lived in an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; the less he spoke the more he heard: Why can't we all be like that bird?

which is better to be a happy idiot, or a miserable genius?

"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." - Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

I'm not Stalking you, I'm doing Research.

My cold heart is a place where , true love , cannot bloom.

"This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies." - Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG, SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE FIRE HYDRANT!

If the ocean was fruit juice and i was a duck
I'd sink to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not fruit juice and i'm not a duck
So give me some yaoi and shut the f*k up!

"The past is history, the future is mystery, this moment is a gift...that's why it's called present so enjoy it while you can."

"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday"

Work like you don't need the money.
(or though my sis says that if you don't need money then you don't work at all...good point)
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like no-one's watching.
Sing like no-one's listening.
Live like it's heaven on earth.

Quote to Live by: "I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat, and snicker." TS Eliot.


no one knows how sad I really am...

no one knows how lonely I am...

not many have seen me cry...

not many have seen my heart smile..


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart ass you are.
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


This is about abortion...It gets pretty sad. :(

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler

Listen to him sing !!!
*gasping for air, simply breath taking*


Any man's Death diminishes me, for I'm involved in mankind.

Therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls,

It tolls for thee.


What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


When Jacob realises he imprinted on Renesmee

Everything that made me who I was disconnected from me in that second - snip snip snip - and floated up into space.
I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was.
Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very center of the universe.
It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now.
Renesmee.


My favourite quotes from the Vampire Academy series:

VAMPIRE ACADEMY

Ralf- "So admit it, you killed the fox. You're trying to convince Kirova you're crazy so you can get out of here again."
Rose- "Screw you."
Ralf- "Are you offering?"
Rose- "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw."
Ralf- "Wow, you have changed. Last I remebered you weren't too picky about who you got naked with."
Rose- "And the last I remember, the only people you ever saw naked were on the internet."

Christian- "We all have to do things we don't like. That's life."
Rose- "What are you? An after school special?"
Christian- "If you weren't so sphycotic, you'd be fun to hang around."
Rose- "Funny, i feel that way about you too."

Rose- "Does my house arrest mean i can't go to church?"
Ms. Kirova- "I beg your pardon?"
Rose- "You said that whenever I'm not in class or practice, I have to stay in the dorm. But what about church on Sundays? I don't think it's
really fair to keep me away from my religious...um, needs."
Ms. Kirova- "I wasn't aware you had any religious needs."
Rose- "I found Jesus while I was gone."
Ms. Kirova- "Isn't your mother an aheist?"
Rose- "And my dad's probably Muslim. But I've moved on to my own path. You shouldn't keep me from it."

FROSTBITE

Mason- "Oh, man. Who pissed you off?"

Christian- "You never looked so good Rose."

Rose- "I feel that way when I talk to you."
Adrian- "But you don't hate me. Not Really."
Rose- "I don't like you either."
Adrian- "So you keep saying. But I can live with that."

Rose- "I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've
practised it."
Christian- "I have. But...well...I'm not very good at it. And doing it on dhampirs is nearly impossible. Liss is a hundred times better than me. Or
probably any Moroi."
Rose- "I know. But I don't want her to get in trouble."
Christian- "But you don't mind if I do?"
Rose- "Not really."
Christian- "You're a piece of work, you know that?"
Rose- "Yeah. I do, actually."

SHADOW KISS

Dimitri- "We Can't..."
Rose- "I know."

Adrian- "What do you think, little dhampir? I was pretty badass with that plant wasn't I? Of course, it would have been more badass if I'f, I
dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back or something. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practise."
Rose- "If you want some advice - which I'm sure you don't - you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa."
Adrian- "What? Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?"
Rose- "It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him."
Adrian- "You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better."
Rose- "If you touch me, I'll provide you with an opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are."

BLOOD PROMISE

Lissa- "Your face is kind of scaring me. What are you thinking?"

Rose- "I'll always love you."
Dimitri- "That's what I was supposed to say..."


Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say "I love you."

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you.
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you.
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you...


I'm loud, no mute button on this chicka but I'm not obnoxious

I'm reserved but I'm not stuck-up

I'm a straight-in-your-face-kind-of-girl but I'll respect your privacy and personal bubble (Mostly)

I'm shy but only because I like good first impressions

I'm a lover but I'm careful with my heart

I'm sweet but not if you mess with my family or friends

I'm sadistic but not if your sweet to me.

I'm a gypsy but I'm not psycho

I love music but well there is no but in that situation

I'm smart but I'm not a nerd

I'm pretty but I only say that so I'll stop getting slapped by my friends

I love hugs but only if your not creepy (or smell)

I hate ciggarettes.

I adore animals but I'm not the crazy cat lady.


ThInGs To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?(Chunky Dunk)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?


Quotes l like:

-" The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." -John Chiam

-"Tired of these endless games, Time to end the darkened day To raise the sword To kill the light Because there is no reason left to fight..." -Night Oasis

-"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.

-"Everything you do will come back upon you. 3-fold for the normal shit, 10-fold for the freaky shit." -Lycorne

-"I think crime pays. The hours are good, you get to travel a lot." -Woody Allen

-"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden

-"Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa

-"Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb

-"You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way." -Dierdre, Otherworld by Mercades Lackey and Holly Lisle

-"Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?"

-"The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness."

-On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way you went.

-"It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces"

-"A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I cried"

-My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

-If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.

-Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

-"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else"

-"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go"

-"I hate this feeling, it's one I know all to well, it's a thing called heartbreak and it hurts like hell"

-"My heart bleeds no more since turning to stone"

-"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it"

-"When I see you smile and know that its not for me, that's when I miss you the most"

-"Take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space. And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face." - Phil Collins

-"This is a song for the lonely, can you hear me tonight? For the broken hearted, battle scarred I'll be by your side. - Cher More

-I see him but he sees past me. I look in his eyes but he looks around me. Does he know what I see when he stares through me? I see him and I can't help watching him not watching me.

-It is quite gratifying to feel guilty if you haven't done anything wrong: how noble! Whereas it is rather hard and certainly depressing to admit guilt and to repent. Hannah Arendt

-You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. Sidney Madwed

-We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.? R. W. Dale

-We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.? David Weatherford

-" For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.' " John Greenleaf Whittier

-Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

-Though I know he loves me, tonight my heart is sad; his kiss was not so wonderful as all the dreams I had. Sara Teasdale

-Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts the most.

-Friendship is the marriage of the soul. - Voltaire

-"When I am dead, I will not hurt anymore, will it Mama?...When I am dead, build me a little monument of stones in the woods." Alexei Romanov

-Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." - Joel Rosenberg

-"A coward dies a hundred deaths, a brave man only once... But then, once is enough, isn't it?" -Judge Harry T.Stone

-"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." -Guy Almes

-"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." -Dave Barry

-The gods conceal from men the happiness of death, that they may endure life. -Lucan

-Ah! what a sign it is of evil life, when death's approach is seen so terrible! -Shakespeare

-For those of you who think we are descendents from those cavemen who stood and fought with dinosaurs, you must be nuts, we are descendents from the ones who ran like hell to live."

-Tears are sometimes an inapproriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." -Julie Burchill

-I dislike death, but there are things I dislike more than death, therefore, there are occasions when I will not avoid danger. -Mo Dzu

-You can lose a man like that by your own death, but not by his. -George Bernard Shaw

-"Rather, she [ Death ] simply is the Ultimate Hostess who tells you when your table's ready. It's up to other powers what section you're seated in (smoking or non-smoking)." - John C. Straffin

-We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so the moment after death." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

-After your death you will be what you were before your birth." Arthur Schopenhauer

-"The charnel ground is that great graveyard in which the complexities of samsara and nirvana lie buried."

-Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. Joseph Addison

-Death is not the greatest loss in life. -Norman Cousins

-A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

-Obstacles are a natural part of life, just as boulders are a natural part of the course of the river. The river does not complain or get depressed because there are boulders in its path.


How I am blonde. Got this from someone's profile and tried it.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love position
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Cats are better than dogs.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
X sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.


He's Cute!!


I am a writer, not your grammer teacher.

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive I just don't care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run, fast

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-Education is important. School however, is another matter.

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it's the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you

It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck

"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!"

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two?

If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


Random quotes I love:

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!

Yea, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain

Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

22=6, I rock at math

Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me

Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out

True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry

I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on

This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls.

Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him

I'm the type of girl who can watch abunch of horror movies and not get scared...

then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster

Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU

I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


EVER WONDER:

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!


'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?


I'm the kinda girl who would...:

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THEM


Hush Little Sister

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He hurt me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's angry tonight
Run while you can
It'll be alright

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

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This is Bunny.


If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List.


You know if you live in 2008 when

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .


Favourite sayings of all time!!
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.
Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece!
NO ENTRY! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will march up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
you can trust someone with everything you have, but will they trust you wtih anything?
If u run away from everything u will eventually run out of things to run from
A friend would come bail you out of jail withoutany questions, a good friend would already know what you did but would bail you out anyway, a best friend would not come bail you out of jail, they would be sitting right next to you saying, "boy we screwed up."
maybe animals do talk, we just never listen
Boys always break girls hearts, Girls just break there faces. Hearts are easier to put back together.
learn from yesterday live for today and hope for tomorrow
hes not the kind of man i need, hes not the kind of man i want, hes not the kind of boy my friends approve of, but thats excattly the kind of man i need.
if the world ended today then no one would care because no one would be left
you may of broken my heart but you can never break me
he broke my heart and you put it back together
you better hit me while im down bc thats the only chance youll get

I have finally found out why i am crazy! I am a perfectionist, but i am no where near perfect. You can see why this creates so many problems. :)


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you go around to random people saying 'fish can't act' because your friend owns a fish named hoover, who you swear is a vampire because he tries to make it look like he's breathing, really badly. Stand up in the middle of History and proclaim 'O, how fertile the young mind is' to the utter amusement of your teacher and bewilderment of your peers who don't know what fertile means. Crazy is when someone asks you a question about a Tortall character and you describe them and their lives in great detail, including their entire wardrobe and diet. Crazy is when you wait till it starts raining to go to the pool and water park. Crazy is when you hide under a blanket because its to hot. Crazy is when you read a push sign then continue to look for the handle to pull for ten minutes. Crazy is when you read the pull sign again and again while trying to push the door open just to back up and run into the door as hard as you can. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


11 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
10 When you have food all over your mouth and someone asks you ' Have you eaten?' well why is there egg on my cheek! loser.
11 When people yell at you constanly for doing one thing then go and do that same thing over and over! Hypocrites!
12 People who yell at me cause i can't spell. If I could spell why wouldnt I? If you want me to fix at least tell me how to spell it!

American Soldier's Wife

By Tonya Shore
Do you know what it is like to live the life,
Of an American Soldier's Wife?
Always having to stand strong,
Forever pretending nothing's wrong.
All the tears we shed at night,
Cause our love ain't there to hold us tight.
All the time's we sit in silence and pray,
That God will bring him home safely to stay.
Or when our hearts feel as heavy as stone's,
Cause we are apart and all alone.
And out of all the things in this world we miss,
The thing we miss most is his kiss.
We think of him with every breath,
We know without him, our life is death.
Or when he misses seeing the birth of his son or daughter,
Knowing his sorrow, you hold on to them a little tighter.
Watching your children grow and looking them in the eye,
Telling them daddy's going to be all right and hoping it's not a lie.
All the special events and holiday's he'll miss,
All the missed hugs and kisses from the kids.
All the tears you cry into his pillow,
Dreading another missed tomorrow.
And hearing everyone call him a Hero, your heart swells with pride,
You say, Thank You, and smile to hide the void you feel inside.
He doesn't choose to be away from his family and friends,
But, without our Soldiers this war would never end.
So, do you believe you could live the life,
Of an American Soldier's Wife?
Knowing these are only a few of the thing's we go through,
Really though... do you think we have it better than you?


On WINGS OF KNOWLEDGE There you are in your cap and tassel Ready to make the world your castle. It seems just yesterday you were a kid, Watching everything we did. Now we're watching you graduate- The grown young man/woman we helped create! On wings of knowledge you will fly; Following your vision and rising high. We couldn't be prouder, of you; We wish you success in all you do. Remember one thing we want you to know: Our love is with you wherever you go.


We can't form our children on our own concepts; we must take them and love them as God gives them to us.

Actually, he was glaring at something. It was called life. Seriously, (insert name here) had already considered life a bitch.
And then the damn bitch just had to go and have puppies.
Because that's just what bitches do, they have more bitches. Bigger bitches. Until it's a never ending bitch chain.


The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone

You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

If you die, I'll kill you!

My name is Vash the stampede!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!

Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!

YAOI: I rape because i care.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and that is some crazy shit.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away…and you’ll have their shoes!

“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”

“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.”

“Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.”

I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.

“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I’m not scared…but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker…funny thing is, we don’t have a coffee maker.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.


How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.


If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.

Fiction is the only way to distress or let disappear someone you really hate, legally.--So what was your name?

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Trying is the first step toward failure

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Mind like parachute - only function when open

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.

Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…

"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes...

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"

"We all go a little mad sometimes"

there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

An Elegant Suicide Is The Ultimate Work Of Art.

"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"

"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
"what would that be..exactly?"
"exactly what it means. i say screw you, and you leave...so go on...shoo"

I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...

Free insults, come get yours.

"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.

To be thoroughly conversant with a man's heart, is to take our final lesson in the iron-clasped volume of despair.

Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.


When The Sun Goes Down...
The moon goes up...
Whsn All sounds die!...
The time slows down...
"Fear" Grows Bigger n' The "game" begins...
Of U being Played By "Me" At Night...
This Is When U "scream" Out Loud!..
N' That is When I say... "GAME OVER!"...


They say it's my addiction but, they don't know it's my escape from my painful reality


If you want breakfast in bed...SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!!!


EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

My favorite bear of all time is a philosopher! Listen to some of Winnie the Pooh's wise words (I love his quotes):

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.


- "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!" Troy McClure

- "I have loved to the point of madness, that which is called madness,
that which to me is the only sensible way to love." - Francoise Sagan

- "She tells me that she wants to be a raindrop. She doesn't mind falling, as long as she's not alone. And raindrops, are never alone."


Reach for the Stars and you might get the Moon

Reach for the Manga and you might get the bishie inside

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, post this on your profile!

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Harry Potter

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various
directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

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Blood Relations by CrystalIceSweet reviews
He didn't know who he was or why he was there, but one look was all it took for the cold hearted Loki to know that this green eyed young man was his. As for Harry, all he wanted was to get to know the man that his DNA test claimed was his biological father, Tony Stark. He never expected to catch the attention of a god. Slash. LokixHarry. Possible mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 1h - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,648 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Plea For Help Can Change Lives by Scififan33 reviews
At the end of first year Harry sends a letter that will end up changing his life for the better, as long as they arrive in time to help him after Dobby makes things worse at Privet Drive. Past child abuse mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., Amelia B.
Kakashi's Kid by Silimaira reviews
I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,971 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Baby Troubles by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Where Tony gets turned in to a woman by Loki, decides to go out and experience her female body, forgot she can now fall pregnant, have sex without protection, falls pregnant and angst about it; all in that order. Where Harry wonders why his first hook up in years can't just be a normal girl. Because a billionaire man turned woman is weird, even for him. SLASH/HET HP/TS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Dark Lord Potter by loverofeevee reviews
What would have happened if Harry discovered he had magic from an early age, and used it to live his life the way he wanted? Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,654 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Slumbering Beaut by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hadrian Peverell, Prince of Antoila, has been put under a curse by the Dark Lord Voldemort due to the foolish actions of his father. But Luna, his fairy godmother, has reworked the curse for his benefit. And the only one who can awaken Hadrian in the end, is the one who cursed him. If only they knew. A/N: Idiot!James-Awesome!Lily. SLASH. VOLDEMORT/HARRY PAIRING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L.
It Was a Joke: The Foretold Note by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Better Than You Think by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
AU. Tom Riddle finds out that Harry Potter and his group of misfits are more than they seem. Harry catches his interest. Harry's downplayed power and desire for revenge, intrigue him. Tom decides to join in on the mischief, helping lead Harry into a bright, successful future. Harry's sister and parents will regret forgetting him. They'll regret getting rid of John. A/N:SLASH HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] OC
Tripping Through Time by Coho Commanche reviews
Iris Potter-Black never thought that she would find herself literally tripping through time. Not one to let an opportunity go to waste, she decides to meddle, and meddle big time. Adopting Tom Riddle was not supposed to create a young Voldemort completely obsessed with and extremely possessive of her. Her presence definitely wasn't supposed to attract Gellert... (rest inside)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Lightning by Benevolence Black reviews
A seven year old Harry is pulled through time. When he becomes the only companion of Tom Riddle, what will happen through their years by each other's side? And what will become of the pair when they go to Hogwarts? TRHP Slash, yaoi, shounen ai. Dark fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,572 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tea Time by otakusocial reviews
"I think there is something wrong with my tea recipe..." Harianna Jamily Potter confessed to her bestfriend in the mirror. "It seems to be reacting strangely to the men, and I looked and I don't really think it is amortentia ― you think George slipped something in my chocolate stash?" Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 6/15 - Harry P., Minato N., Sakumo H., Shikaku N.
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Nights Tale by V1ctor1a-Bar3ll0 reviews
AU Harry has a different past, one that ties him directly to one of the founders, but when his parents aren't even Lily and James he will be forced to go through the biggest change of his life. And the sharpest turn in the war. dumble/ron/moine bashing. SLASH. based beginning of 7th.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,261 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Light in the Darkness by mochastwocents reviews
After defeating Voldemort in the DOM, Harry learns that everything in his life had been a lie so he embarks on a new life in a new country, with a new mate. Upon learning their is more than one Dark Lord he's prophesied to defeat, Harry must learn to put his faith in others if he's going to overcome the darkness. Alpha/Beta/Omega AlphaMori OmegaHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,373 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 151,237 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
My Little Prince by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dumbledore in order to negotiate the vampires joining his order, gives Harry over (to Severus) not caring what harm would befall the teenager. Creature inheritance - Severus as a vampire. SS/HP A/U Manipulative Dumbledore. Harry sees Remus as a father figure...what of Sirius does he stand a chance at claiming back the love Harry held for him as a child? slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,822 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chasing Shadows by silencia20 reviews
It has been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Now she finds herself surrounded by sinister plots, and dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,724 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 11/6/2015
Twisted Fates by girl-who-cried-death reviews
Iris Potter, Hermione, and Ron are transported to another Universe during the final battle where they find they are seven years old again, here they will find new families, friends, and a whole village to protect. With no way back home they must integrate themselves a whole new life. Romances, power, and their past will come back to haunt them in this epic tale. Fem/Harry/Gaara
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/30 - [Harry P., Gaara] [Hermione G., Sasuke U.]
stolen kisses by savage6.9 reviews
She just wanted him to open up to her. Maybe save him from is own insanity. But could it be that she got more than she bargained for? Hinata/Sasuke. Sasuhina. REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Ice and Snow by Elemantalelf reviews
On his 17th birthday Harry comes into a creature inheritance and changes his looks. Now that Voldemort has taken over Hogwarts, Harry is able to stop pretending. Some of Harry's friends also come into a creature inheritance and all his friends change their looks. HP/LV, NL/LL, SF/DT, SS/RW, LM/RL, DM/BZ. Weasley bashing except the twins, youngest Weasley male and older two boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 188,829 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Menagerie of Birds by xfireflyskyx reviews
After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,175 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Fawkes, Loki
The Games They Play by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,627 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P.
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,985 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Corvus: The Raven Constellation by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
Azkaban made a mistake, putting two of the most dangerous people in Britain together and soon they come to an accord, a truce between family. One full of loyalty can't forsake his God-Son, so together they track him down. Once full of hate, the other is on a road of peace and must have the other's steady hand to guide. The God-Son turns out to be something new, a wild card.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
The Monster in the Mirror by The Fictionist reviews
1) The Cruciatus Harry used in the Department of Mysteries was successful. 2) Voldemort arrived just a little bit early. Two small shifts, that change absolutely everything – and understanding is a more dangerous weapon than even Dumbledore could ever have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,804 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
My New Neighbor by Dracfirewolves reviews
A certain snaky dark lord, who doesn't look so snaky anymore, becomes Harry's new next-door neighbor...Hp/TR(LV) SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,047 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Missing Nin Village! by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
As evolution runs its course leaving behind a ravaged earth, Harry Potter- The Master of Death restarts the evolution cycle. The resultant species are a lot different but in many ways the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Itachi U., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Raiden Senju-Potter and the Shinobi Mage by soraheartless21 reviews
James and Lily didn't trust Dumbledore as they led him to believe. They knew their fate and feared for the life of their son, Harry if Dumbledore gets his hands on him, so they look for a way out. They discover an ancient scroll which contained a ritual which will save Harry, however it comes with a cost. They had to make a deal with a demon and seal it within their child. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 156,878 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Wand Chooses by DreamerEye reviews
Voldemort, obsessed with defeating Dumbledore, conscripts Gregorovitch into making the most powerful wand. Little does he know that the famous wandmaker is retired. Or that the man's son, the brains behind the operation, is really Harry Potter in hiding. Will either be able to fight rising feelings for the enemy? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,758 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Elemental Nations by Clow Angel reviews
A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin and giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. Perhaps he'll even find what he couldn't in his home world: love. [Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/18 - [Harry P., Itachi U., Kakashi H.]
I know you by Lilynxis reviews
I believe you could love me. But you're lost on the road to misery. And what I gave to you I could never get back. Say what you will but I know that you want to stay. You can love me. You will love me. Share with me, your desires, and fears. Let me bear with you, your burden. If you so desire, I will give you my everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/20 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Paintbrushes by cherryvvoid reviews
If there was anything she could never have predicted, it was this. SI-as-half-Uchiha-fem!Sai. AU. Danzo is a main character despite not being listed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Itachi U., Sai, Shisui U., OC
Ain't It Fun? by cherryvvoid reviews
She knew that mixing Uchiha blood and Hyuuga blood was "supposed" to result in the child having both dojutsu but in separate eyes, but the theory of genetics said the opposite. Guess who was right? Uchiha/Hyuuga, Dual Dojutsu-SI-OC. AU. Itachi/SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Itachi U., Team Seven, Team Gai, OC
Queen by Lilynxis reviews
She didn't listen to the whispers that followed her. Didn't pay attention to the awe filled stares that stared at her. She had closed her heart to the people she would have once given everything for. Silently she left the place that caused her pain. And slipped into a world where she would find, everything she ever wished for. Fem/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 4/5 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
What Now? by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Through blindness and stupidity, Dumbledore has lost his little pawn to the other side. How will the Wizarding world, and the Light, deal with a very different Harry Potter. Slash. Harry/Draco. Severitis. Major character death. Some character bashing. Eventual slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,112 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/22/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P., Theodore N.] Blaise Z.
Be Happy by uhhno reviews
It only started as a means to get laid, but soon, Harī begins to feel something else for Kakashi. Tags: fem!Harry ; MOD!Harry ; One Shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/17 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Circus of Riddles by The Fictionist reviews
Even today, fairies manage to lure unwitting humans into their circles. And the Fey King is perhaps the worst of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/17 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto: A Bonded Story by girl-who-cried-death reviews
Being sent to live with other relatives after the massacre, Atsuko Uchiha comes back to the leaf village five years later. She's a mystery that everyone is trying to figure out. She pushes everyone away to protect herself, finding it hard to ignore the one she calls her Bonded One With the Twin Dragons sealed inside of her threatening to break free and joining team 7 Summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/19 - [Kakashi H., OC] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry Updated 7/13!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,006 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 6,695 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.]
Handling Hatake by Silimaira reviews
Because sometimes we all get a little lost in the Road of Life. (Companion drabble-type fic to Kakashi's Kid. Self-insert, OC)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
The Leader by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,899 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Deer tracks by Hermionechan90 reviews
Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
Get Revenge(If It Doesn't Kill You) by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Dumbledore was a manipulative bastard and Harry wasn't going to play by his games any longer. Harry leaves Magical Britain behind for a better future, and ends up coming back years later, when he is successful and no on knows his new name. But that didn't mean that certain people, like a not so manic Dark Lord, wanted nothing to do with him. A/N:HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/7 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Not What Was Expected by x0xCherryBlossomx0x reviews
Lucy finally plans to tell Natsu how she feels until she witnesses something that throws that idea right out the window. Unfortunately for the gorgeous celestial mage there's someone to witness her heart breaking, or is it fortunate? Could this be the man that helps her realize her and Natsu weren't really meant to be? Lemon in later chapters LaLu, Mentions of NaLu and Natsu/?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,424 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The prince of the hills by gatomonfan reviews
Harry potter was banished from earth when Voldemort tried to kill him. Raised as a prince of middle earth, he is smart, handsome and mysterious. But what has this got to do with the fellowship of the ring? Even more confusing are the 3 fighters that seem to have developed a crush on him! What is arda coming to? Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,216 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry P., OC
Love's Loathing by The Fictionist reviews
Lord Voldemort is the head of Magical Britain. Harry Potter is a rebel leader in charge of the last scraps of resistance against his regime. Things would be difficult enough even if they hadn't once been lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,272 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Deadly Eyes of a Phoenix Reborn by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
In the summer after his second year, something unexpected happens to Harry. Changes are occurring, though he doesn't know it. What will he do when he realizes that the Basilisk venom and the Phoenix tears are turning him into something new entirely? How will this change the outcome against Voldemort? A/N: SLASH/Almost rape/rape/rape aftermath later on. UNDER REVISION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,114 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 198,871 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 7,578 - Follows: 8,198 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
My Dark Hunter by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Severus receives a letter which surprises him, with vengeance in his mind he goes to get the two people wronged just as much as him. Can they be what they should have been? or will they never be able to recover from the betrayals? maybe a new start was what they needed, going to America seemed like the best thing. There they meet the Cullen's. SLASH Jasper/Harry Hermione/Edward
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,441 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Edward
Lithium by S. Gray reviews
The smallest change in details can lead to vastly different outcomes. When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he befriends the entity that resides within. This simple act results in a ripple effect that tears the story as we know it apart, causing a descent into the madness that is the human psyche.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,955 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil: Revamped by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Naruko and Sasuke have a tentative friendship. He wants more, but Naruko is so oblivious to his feelings and blinded by her haunting past, she can't see it. Through an agonizingly slow process, Sasuke will manage to win the heart of the person he values most. Unfortunately, the road to love is fraught with danger and drama, but he wouldn't have it any other way. A/N:NON MASSACRE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,057 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
The Dragon of Moria by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 339 - Published: 6/18 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
Two of a Kind by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hari and Death make a plan to send her back to Tom's childhood with her memories locked and set to slowly come out as time passes. Hari Potter, now Harlinas Selwyn, will lead Tom Riddle into a better future. Hopefully she'll stop the mass murdering along the way. And if she doesn't... she can go back and try again. A/N: MoD-Fem-Harry. Tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Next Great Adventure by EmLights reviews
Harry, on the brink of death from the final battle, has been given a second chance by the Fates for what he thinks will be a nice normal life. Only this life, with ninja, a new sibling, strange powers, and a side-effect leaving Harry five, could be anything BUT normal!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,093 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Love knows no one, while every one knows Love by tpain341 reviews
Formerly known as the secret traits of honey and mori. After the war Harry left those that betrayed him with Teddy in hand, to start anew in Japan by enrolling in Ouran academy. Where he will meet 2 boys that will give him the love he was denied. Slash/yaoi THREESOME Sub/uke Harry Dom/seme Honey&Mori rated m for future sexual themes and mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.] Teddy L.
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 622,185 - Reviews: 10956 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 6,295 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pet's War by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S.
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,378 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
Blood Brothers by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences. Slash, OOCness etc. etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,085 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 453,697 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Yesterday's Mistakes by kariyothesungod reviews
ON HIATUS Sasuke goes back in time and accidentally changes his past by mixing up the teams . Team seven and Team eight get mixed up and now the story unfolds with the perspective on both team seven and eight. As Sasuke is now in Team Kurenai and Shino Joins Team Kakashi The Main plot of naruto unfolds with new team dynamics. Sasuke and Hinata and Naruto and Sakura Pairings. 1-9-16
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Science Fiction by cherryvvoid reviews
Kuran Akasha knew that living as a vampire wasn't all teenage fantasy cracked it up to be. It was much more difficult, especially for a pureblood. SI-OC as the daughter of Rido Kuran.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Kaname K., Yuki C., Zero K., OC
Eyes On Fire by cherryvvoid reviews
Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,471 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Loki Chose the Rarest of Them All by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,751 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 4,215 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Loki, Harry P.] Lily Evans P.
Amateurs In Wooing by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Voldy and Harry decide to woo each other. But the other would never accept them for who they are. Right? They need pseudonyms! Problem. Both are getting letters from unknowns trying to woo them. Problem. They fall for these unknowns. Until finally, both learn that the one who wooed them, is actually the one they were trying to woo. A/N: Voldy woos Harry and Harry woos Voldy. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The Chosen Pessimist by Babywolfchick1142 reviews
Harry James Potter isn't TheBoyWhoLived, Neville Longbottom is. Harry was supposed to be your regular half-blood wizard. Yet Harry could control magic wandlessly and wordlessly at the age of four. As Harry begins Hogwarts and the dark lord rises, Harry finds it hard keeping his power and intelligence hidden, especially from his parents. Grey/dark-Slytherin!Harry, future slash(M/M).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Demons, mates and Vodka by DinosaurDread reviews
Kind of a self explanatory title. Harry x Sebastian. Demon!Harry. I can say that there are a lot of cats, demons, mates, and vodka shows up occasionally. No out-right bashing of any specific character that wasn't a canon evil, so if you're reading this to fuel your desire to see certain people be put in a corner of shame and embarrassment... . Rated T to to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sebastian M.
Finally Home by ariann blakh reviews
Alone in the shinobi world and losing most of his powers,Harry Potter becomes pseudo guardian to a seven year old Naruto.ON LONG HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K.
Harry Reese by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry Potter never existed. Harry Reese was born the same day as BWL Godric Potter. Harry never wanted to go to Hogwarts, instead he wanted to stay at home. Despite his father's best efforts, Harry refuses to make any friends, insisting that he only needed family. Powerful Harry. Harry/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 220,576 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Draco M., Lucius M.
A Beast's Virtue by Arliene reviews
Schooled at Durmstrang, forced into political upheaval, pursued by dark and light wizards alike, Harry Potter becomes a leader and icon for his entire generation, thus turning the Dark Lord's attention to him. HP/LV. Politician Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,648 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Lamia by Kiera27 reviews
A simple potion, a not so simple explosion, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be Harry James Potter. Creature fic. Slash. Harry/Severus/?maybe. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Ouran Yakuza King by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Non-magic; AU. After running from Great Britain, just ahead of Lord Riddle's enforcers, Harry's extended family find themselves within the safety of Tokyo-for the moment. Will Harry and Draco be able to fit in? Who will capture their hearts? Slash Kyoya/Harry, Tamaki/Draco, non-canon compliant on either end, different timeline.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Harry P., Kyōya O.] [Draco M., Tamaki S.]
Prescriptions by cherryvvoid reviews
When she decided that becoming a doctor was the most useful thing she could be, this wasn't what she meant. Fem!SI-as-Kabuto-Yakushi. No-Uchiha-Massacre meaning AU. Fem-SI-Kabuto/Itachi. Mama!Nonou also a main character despite her not being listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,580 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Forever Young by Luna Lumen reviews
Harry became the Master of Death after the war, and as a result turned eleven years old. Deciding to move to Japan with Remus and Sirius seemed like a pretty good choice. There he makes friends with Amu Hinamori and discovers his soulmate, Ikuto Tsukiyomi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,774 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - [Harry P., Ikuto T.]
Telepathy And Other Kinds Of Mental Manipulations by cherryvvoid reviews
Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,108 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Team Seven, OC
His Majesty by Lilynxis reviews
Hadrian Règis Silvesteo Aneas Stanislaus. There is no one in the world who doesn't know this name. A born leader, a ruler,King,Emperor. His very presence demands respect. He is the Emperor of the Empire of Drákous. They will regret ever abandoning him, they will grovel at his feet. WBWL,SLASH,MPREG,CREATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/4 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Life for Harry by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry found out that his mother was alive. Dumbledore had lied to her and she moved to America. She married and also learned that Harry was alive and invites him to Fork so that she can get to know him. There he meets his mate and so does Luna. Dumbledore, and Ginny bashing. H/J, L/A.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Alice, Luna L.]
Cajita by cherryvvoid reviews
Spanish for "small box", a term she had taken to calling the giant cage in her stomach because nothing pissed Kurama off more than saying that the almighty Kyuubi no Yuko lived in a four dimensional piece of cardboard. Uzumaki Kushina wasn't exactly Uzumaki Kushina but that was okay, she was doing just fine in her place. SI-OC!Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
The Hidden Ring (Book one) by Raven and dragon reviews
"It began with the forging of The Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and in secret a Fourth was made, hidden by The Valar. Gifted to a child on a world thats is soon to be in darkness."(Legolas/Harry pairing, look at my poll to decide on how the story should go!) Will starts in HP then Hobbit to Lotr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/1 - [Harry P., Legolas] Galadriel, Celembrimbor
Harī: Mahō no Bōken by uhhno reviews
Reborn into a world different to her previous, Harriet Potter, now Harī, roams the Elemental Nations, but stops in Amegakure. She meets three Ame orphans and decides to stay with them. Then, they all end up meeting the Legendary Sannin. Konohagakure is their next stop and maybe Harī's last stop. Tags: Fem!Harry ; Dimension Travel ; Rebirth ; MOD!Harry ; Rating undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/2 - Harry P., Minato N., Sakumo H.
With a little bit of luck by Vulvithmey reviews
Fairies were renowned for being beautiful little creatures with very little intellect and a nasty habit of being utter little bastards. However, no-one told them that even the actions of pests could bring about changes that would throw a spanner in the gears of life. Little Harry Potter finds this out the hard way. NOTICE: Re-write in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,341 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Betrayal by uoduck reviews
Harry Potter experiences betrayal of the worst sort. The Ministry of Magic drugs him then hands him over to a muggle terrorist organization and bids him goodbye. Harry Potter/Tony Stark/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,473 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
In you I find by BlueRam reviews
She doesn't understand me...will you? Your eyes tell a story, your smile paints a world. I reach out and wonder...will you? (slash and mentions of mpreg)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/12 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing. Rating M because of future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 179,344 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,176 - Reviews: 4591 - Favs: 7,448 - Follows: 7,525 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,855 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Shadows of the Forest by AKA Gecko reviews
Severus and Harry sent to middle Earth after the war via a miss pronounced spell from the dying dark lord, where they then walk the forests of the earth until darkness is rising, they go to seek the elves to see what can be done, and end up on a journey they never predicted. But are our two men all what they seem to be? WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, LEMON, LIME! Harry and Sev have partners!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Elrohir, Elladan
Catching Butterflies by otakusocial reviews
There was a start to all romances. In fairy tales, it started with damsels in distress on a land far far away. His started in a park, with a troubled girl catching butterflies. FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
Shiki by cherryvvoid reviews
She couldn't seem to recall Naruto having anyone as a twin let alone herself, but that was fine because apparently she also couldn't remember the Fourth Hokage being alive or Zabuza adopting more than one stray. SI-OC as Naruto's twin. Alive!Minato. Zabuza Genin Team: Haku, Shiki, Kimimaro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku, Team Seven, OC
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,576 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Living in a Resort of Sorts by Sagitarscorpion1 reviews
Lord Harry Potter-Black has enough of the Wizarding world. The war ended a month ago and he feels like he is suffocating. So what do you do when you feel suffocated in your own country? You move of course, Harry finds himself and his charge Teddy moving to New York to start fresh. To blend Harry has to find a job, what could he do for a living while raising Teddy? Come find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Butterfly Heart by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,803 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Bodyguard by Corpium reviews
ADOPTED BY LITTLEONE94. CHAPTER 8 IS THE LINK ONLY. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 3533 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 7,221 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
How To Seduce Your Godfather by The Potters of the Future reviews
A chance meeting in a pub leads to relationship between Harry Potter and Sirius Black. What will happen when Sirius realises who is young lover is? Warnings: mentions of child abuse verbal, sexual & physical , slash, dumbledore bashing, mpreg, Harry's 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,912 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Changes We Make by TwinsRule FG and HK reviews
Harry leaves to Japan after he defeats Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries also because of some backstabbing friends that he'd rather not talk about. He didn't know that along the way he would find love and an old friend from when he was eight years old. It sad enough that with Harry that wherever he goes trouble follows.. **The Rewritten version of A New Start**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Riko and the Plot Bunny by silencia20 reviews
Four bored ninja and a rabbit are stuck in a cave. Chaos ensues. Side-fic to Growing Strong and Chasing shadows, pure crack. I own nothing except the bunnies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/21 - Harry P., Haku, Suigetsu H., Chōjūrō
Meow by Ireadtomuch reviews
Harry Potter got a lot of things in life he didn't expect. At the top of the list was accidentally traveling back in time to the age of the Queen's Watch Dog... Did I mention he has kitty ears? MasterofDeah!Immortal!Harry! Sebastian/Harry RATED M!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Struck by Aozoran reviews
Ten years on Earth, but ten days in the Great Demon Kingdom. The effects of this simple event affect the lives of everyone in both worlds, especially the hearts of two men. A 'what if' based on the thought "what would happen if Yuuri matured after the end of season 2". ConxYuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,519 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Volcanoes by cherryvvoid reviews
She was the older, questionably civilian sister to one Haruno Sakura & she had no desire whatsoever to be a Shinobi. But sadly potential was potential & if there was one thing the leaf village hated more than anything, it was having someone not using said potential for - & she quotes - "the greater good of the village". Technically-half-civilian!SI-OC. Sakura's-Sister!SI-OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
T&I Diary by cherryvvoid reviews
Who knew the infamous bloodthirsty Torture and Interrogation commander Morino Ibiki had a daughter? Because she certainly didn't. SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Ibiki M., OC
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,593 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Of Peerless Emeralds by Bearye reviews
If anything is to be said about Nara Shikaku in the Daimyō's court, then it's that he was unfazed by the events that brought him to the Fire country's capital, and made him sit in seiza before the Fire Daimyō and the Fire's only princess, Senhime. [femHarry]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/24 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] - Complete
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry let Ginny die. Features; wand twirling, murderous godfathers, teenage dark lords, ridiculously complicated pureblood customs and an Undead Mafia. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,423 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
My Ever Growing Family by exaigon reviews
Sequel to My Pack! Infra goes to Los Noches with his pack to join Aizen's army. What kind of mischief can he cause there? Updates will be sporadic...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,784 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., C. Stark
Forgotten: Sticy by Valkiree reviews
2 months since they talked to Lucy, two months since Lisanna returned. But what happens when a man appears and says he's Lucy's Brother. He suddenly asked Lucy to go train with him for a few years, and she accepts. Will our favorite guild realize shes gone? Or will she remain Forgotten. And why is Sabertooth involved in this? And who is this hooded figure chasing Lucy?Sticy Version
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Lucy H., Sting E.]
A Marriage of Convenience by Scififan33 reviews
Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Kakashi H.] Harry P.
Rewrite: Successor of Death by MagnaVictoria reviews
Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. ItaNaru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/1 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Harry P.
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,478 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,242 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Pretty Little Demons by MagnaVictoria reviews
Non-magic. Harry was always able to see them. He was able to see them for as long as he remembers. They were always there, floating around him, clinging onto staircases and all. The demons, he was once told, can only be seen by certain people, special people. Maybe that's why he was always called a freak, maybe that's why he knows that Tom Riddle, his English teacher, is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Cool Down My Heat by pampoo reviews
It's mating season for demons and Gaara is at his wits end. Little does he know that somewhere there in Konoha there is a little blonde fox that awaits him. Guilt and regret eat at Gaara for his past doings and he certainly did not expect THAT when he took off to Konoha. To talk bussiness with the Hokage, of course, what else? GaaraxFemNaruto, sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.] Shikamaru N., Temari
道の最後に、平和あるでしょう by Mia Heartnet reviews
Harelda Potter was told some important information by Death at Kings Cross. She went back to finish what she had started, and after having a full and wonderful life, she passed on. A few millennia later, her curse finally seem to have come to an end, and her final life has begun. The world better gets ready for Namikaze-Uzumaki Shinachiku, because she waits for no one. FEMHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Shinigami
The Rise Of The Phoenix by Mia Heartnet reviews
After the war ended, Hariell Potter decided that the sacrifices made in the war were too great. So she decides to go back along with Teddy, her godson, and change everything for the better. But a simple and small mistake will take her to the year of 1976 instead of 1926. Can she save everyone she loves and cares while hiding who she really is? FemHarry, Non-Cannon, Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L.
The Lost Sibling by Mia Heartnet reviews
Namikaze-Uzumaki Hanako was born in a time when neither of her parents could take care of her, so it was decided that she would be left in the care of her aunt and uncle, the Potters, until they could. No one was counting on a meddlesome Headmaster, nor the birth of her little brother Naruto which would result on their parents death. *Full summary inside* Non-Cannon, Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Sanbi/Isobu
Runaways by Mia Heartnet reviews
Tony never meant to have children, he was happy not having them, but here she was. She was definitely his, and there was nothing he could do about it, not that he really wanted to. Haribelle Potter was his daughter and he was determined to make her live with him, now how to convince her? Especially with an Asgardian God trying to reclute her. FemHarry, Non-Cannon, Dad!Tony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Crimson Scythe by Hello and Sayonara reviews
How will one event in the early life of Narumi Uzumaki change how the story unfolds? Colder/Analytical Naru, Fem Naru, Smart/Strong Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N., Shisui U.
Death Lives On Midgard? by MelloSev reviews
After the final task Harry's life falls into pieces and he brings his secrets with his straight to Hel... get it... Hel... *cough*... The Avengers will never know what hit them :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Journey of the Sorcerer by Quatermass reviews
(Female Crona!) Soul Resonance: the union of two souls in harmony. From the World of Exile comes a powerful scion of the Evans family, damaged by his vile guardians. Teaming up with an equally damaged girl, they make a good team, before they attract the attention of the DWMA. But Harry Potter and Crona are nothing if not adaptable, and nothing will tear their friendship apart...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Harry P., Crona] [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
magic most innocent by guardian of durins line reviews
Harry Potter was a strange boy. Petunia knew this better than most. Androgynous Harry! Fem like Harry. Swearing, homophobic Dursley's, Ron and Hermione bashing. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Marcus F., Theodore N., Millicent B.
Black Knight by dreaming of rocketships reviews
It seems like everyone is after the Boy Who Lived. With a Dark Lord on the rise, a Ministry doing its best to slander his name, and a Headmaster who won't tell him a thing...well, Harry Potter's pretty stressed out. Cue dramatic music, a mysterious crow, and a possible concussion and whole lot is bound to change. Maybe for the better but that's subjective at best. HP/SM.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/5/2014
Of Gods and Family by uoduck reviews
Part 4 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers." Thor, Loki and Harry go back to Asgard. Harry and Loki's relationship grows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,189 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Harry P., Loki] - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
All Of Me by Alraune reviews
HP/MF Slash. GoF AU. While Harry struggles in Fourth Year with the Tournament and its consequences, he cannot help but notice the way a certain dark-eyed Slytherin is watching him... and soon enough, he is pulled into a game darker and more dangerous than he knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,544 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Earl Potter-Phantomhive by CrowNoYami reviews
When Severus went to introduce the Boy Who Lived to the magical world he wasn't expecting a young lord wearing an eyepatch, nor was he expecting a butler to answer the door. This is not the Potter spawn he was expecting and he was sure that there was more to this then what meets the eye. SLASH Sebastian/Harry(Ciel)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,126 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Bushidō 武士道 by cherryvvoid reviews
Getting reborn into Naruto-verse doesn't always mean you get the life of a Shinobi. Even if your father was a famous one. Oc!Jiraiya's Daughter. SI-Insert Samurai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,791 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Obito U., OC
Joining of the Clans by kariyothesungod reviews
Sasuke Uchiha right after graduating from the academy is called to the Hokage office. Hiashi approaches Sasuke with the proposal of merging the clans. Both Sasuke and Hinata join Team Kakashi and adjust to a life of being engaged. The story will follow Naruto main plotline with Team Kakashi .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,127 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Come Hell or High Water by Rokkis reviews
As Harry Potter is kidnapped in broad daylight both Heaven and Hell realize they have greatly underestimated the Devil. It's now up to Team Free Will to either help him out, or be forced to take him out. Slash, WIP and Mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,209 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Lucifer
Mistake Rewritten by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
They just wished to find their mother. Harry just wanted to make sure they wouldn't get hurt. But the issue was... they weren't even supposed to birth yet. future HP/LV, mpreg, reupdated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., OC
Successor of Death by MagnaVictoria reviews
Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. Slash. Being rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
A Sirius Joke by CrowsAce reviews
Harry had no choice but to leave, and in doing so was going to locate his Godfather... turns out he lives in Gotham... and he just happens to be the Joker... will be boyxboy not sirius/harry though..
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harry P.
Meant To Be by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 4,963 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Secrets Revealed by Moon Kingdom reviews
After 2nd year Harry learn that he was been lied to. Betrayed by the people he cares about and finds some shocking new in the process. Who can he trust and who are his real enemies? Things aren't as they seem to be. What path will Harry choose? Ron, Hermione, Ginny slight bashing, Cross-dressing, Grey, Pureblood Harry. Future SLASH. Several OCs. I didn't own Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,419 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Marcus F., OC
Mors Atra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Two parents need to protect their baby and use Dark Magic. But the ritual has a negative effect and their daughter's deadly touch cannot be broken without her soulmate. When they are killed, they watch over her as she grows. But she can see them and others as well. And when Death comes along, he becomes her uncle. How will Hogwarts handle the young necromancer? Will the dead help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,484 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Deliverance by MidnightEmber reviews
Portals always brought danger. A portal had brought Loki to Earth where destruction had reigned upon New York. A portal had also brought them the group Thirteen and nothing about these people screamed sanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Voldemort
Target by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Life had a habit of taking unexpected turns. No one knew that better than Harry. He certainly hadn't planed on the path he had taken. It could be worse. Being a professional hitman wasn't all that bad. It paid well and he could get rid of some truly nasty individuals. So, all in all, life was good. Then one day he got a hit for one Tom Riddle. Harry knew he shouldn't have taken it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 270 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Impressions by Blackkitten23 reviews
This contest entry for stories was amazing! The writing was beautiful, imaginative, unpredictable and written by an unknown person! Shikamaru however is determined to discover this person and he knows one thing … an email address – Hentai Girl X Boy - Naruko x Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U. - Complete
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 248,311 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. Pairings decided. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,482 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob]
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Moonlight Sonata by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
After seeing her friends dead, Ana Potter runs from her hollow victory against Voldemort and ends up with Naruto and Jiraiya, right before they are due back in Konoha. She then joins Naruto in his quest to bring Sasuke back to the village and take down the Akatsuki but what's a witch to do when she catches the eye of powerful shinobi including an Uchiha and a Kazekage? Shippuden!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,078 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Gaara
The Uncut Hair of Graves by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
A collection of oneshots all related to my fic, The Bitter Hug of Mortality. They will be set both before and during The Bitter Hug.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015
A Happy Fox and A Lazy Cloud by LazyFoxLover reviews
The day Naruko Uzumaki was born she lost both her mother and father and became the Jinchuuriki for the nine tailed fox. Growing up she was mistreated and abused by the people of her village the one place she was supposed to call home, a place to feel loved and yet all she feels is hate and loneliness. Can this abused little fox find that home or love in a lazy cloud? ShikaXFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 268,438 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Hades' Gate by Caelichu reviews
A change in fate. Harry's brother really is the Boy who lived while Harry stands in the background. Harry has to show everyone that, even if he doesn't have a prophecy claiming his power, he's got enough to stand out on his own. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,670 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kaleidoscope by Alraune reviews
HPMF Slash. Marcus remembers how their relationship had begun - with a smile; and then there had been coffee, and gambling, and bats and kisses. There are a thousand glittering beautiful memories, but there are also those dark days; those days that make Marcus shiver.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
New Beginnings? by LaSho925 reviews
Harry is involved in a Marriage contract. Will he find love and family? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort
The Life of Harry Potter by CrystalIceSweet reviews
In which Harry Potter is an overworked accountant for SI; in which Tony is Tony, unintentionally making life hell for the accounting department; In which there is a meeting that would change their life forever. Avengers, Gods, Cursed artifacts, Ancient magic, Soulmates, Deathly Hallows and a potential new Dark Lord on the rising; this is the beginning of a new era. Slash HPTS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,400 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Project Codename: Harry by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Hidden in the depth of shield HQ was a room that not even the Avengers should know about; a room with one single occupant, a human crafted by science with the unique power of being able to communicate with inanimate objects as if they were alive and sentient. His codename? Harry P. Tony, being Tony, of course manages to discover this secret and decides to break him out. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Red String by Lilynxis reviews
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, all that you have yet to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
70 Years by CrystalIceSweet reviews
In a world where each wizard has a soul mate, Harry knew all too well that you could find yours in the most unexpected places. He just didn't expect to find his in the form of 18 years old Steve Rogers after a cursed amulet sends him back 70 years in the past. Mpreg. Slash. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 415 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Split by Tiger of the Fire reviews
There are times when Fate has different plans for those that are meant to do something more. Nothing will ever stop Fate's plans from happening, even when deals were already made. However, Fate's plan will be fulfilled and the results will be more satisfying than the ones that had already been made.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,982 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Shinobi Way of a Fallen Mage by SLFangirl reviews
Hari Hatake is the brother of Kakashi and a little...special. Now he's a part of team 7. But what happens when a dark past comes back to haunt him, and he catches the attention of a dangerous Sand Ninja. Warning: This contains malexmale yaoi parings: GaaHar and others. Don't like, don't read. I OWN NOTHING OF HARRY POTTER OR NARUTO!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,803 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Gaara, Harry P.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Konoha's Silent Death by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Cursed with an undesirable job which involves constant death and rebirth, MoD Harry(Hari) has lost count of the number of worlds he finds himself in. Dumped once more in Konohagakure's orphanage, the blonde in the next room just won't leave him alone. With a loyal shadow by his side, how far can the future Yondaime go? The elemental nations are in for a massive change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,374 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Memoirs of Consort Slytherin by arudhatt reviews
Inspired by Lucky, Lucky Me by Lantana; Harry is betrayed and forced to marry Voldemort. Watch as he sheds his Gryffindor persona and becomes Slytherin Consort to get revenge. Will he be able to find love and family he always wanted? AU from Ootp. Weasleys/Dumbledore bashing. SLASH HP/LV, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ginsa no Naruko by Cuius of Caelum reviews
Naruko always loved silver. So when she discovered a silver mine and learned she could manipulate the silver through her magnetic chakra and use it as protection she was naturally very happy...Naruko/Gaara. Jiton (Magnet Release) Naruko. Rated M for possible lemons, language and violence. CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN SLOWLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,466 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
A New Start by TwinsRule FG and HK reviews
Harry leaves to Japan after he defeats Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries also because of some back stabbing friends, but he didn't know that along the way he would find love and an old friend from when he was 13.*SLASH* *Good Dumbledore* *No Horcruxes* *Look for new version "Changes We Make"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,782 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P.
Rebooting Life by Vulvithmey reviews
When a life ends, they expect to move on to the next great adventure, right? Well, maybe Dumbledore was right for once, Harry may not get a do-over, but this time, he'll get the story right. And die trying. T for now, might get violent soon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,176 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A Book Rewritten by Kat100666 reviews
The Sequel to "The Book is Real". What happens when Harry goes to Romanian to visit his vampire friend and odd feelings stir between the two, a forbidden desire arises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Dracula
Harry's Inheritance by kirallie reviews
Naruto crossover. When Dumbledore died he left Harry with a very interesting bit of inheritance, the foreign teenager he had found unconsious in the forest. Now what is he supposed to do with him? eventual HarryItachi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 11/27/2007 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Growing Strong by silencia20 reviews
A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. Warning: Abuse in first chapter, mentions of abuse in following ones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 282,529 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 4,037 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Ootori by deadlilli reviews
The war has ended and I'm the only one left in England. The only ones alive are Neville, Luna, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Fleur, Fred, and George. Neville and Luna moved to the US since there where too many bad memories here. The Weasley's moved to France. I just found out I have a squib Uncle on my dad's side and am going to live in Japan with them. Wish me luck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 208 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Harry Ootori (Hiatus) by ImTheOneWhoWrites reviews
On Hiatus! The war has ended and I'm the only one left in England. The only ones alive are Neville, Luna, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Fleur, Fred, and George. Neville and Luna moved to the US since there where too many bad memories here. The Weasley's moved to France. I just found out I have a squib Uncle on my dad's side and am going to live in Japan with them. Wish me luck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014
The Fairy Godmother by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,367 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] OC
Devil's Spawn by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had thought that the war, that Voldemort, was all behind her now. That is, until the goblins inform her of a young orphan boy in London, one that shares her blood and has a terrifying affinity for snakes. Harry was less then impressed to find herself lumped with Voldemort's spawn. Especially as the man doesn't seem as defeated as she once thought. Fem!Harry, Eventual LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] OC
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,377 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U.
Unbound DISCONTINUED by Vorpal Quick Blade reviews
In a bout of accidental magic, Jamie Potter transports herself to the elemental nations, just after the Uchiha massacre. Sasuke finds her and gains her complete devotion and loyalty. Discontinued, but with possible major rewrite in the future. Fem!Harry/Sasuke
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.]
The Red Flash by narutoobsessedgurl reviews
What if Kushina had survived the Kyuubi attack? What if Naruko was born as a red head? What if the Flying Thunder God was just a bloodline, not a jutsu? Everything would have changed, and Naruko would be a completely different person. Raised among the sand rather than the leaves, she would also be changed. And what happens when she meets another little red head? FEM!Naru x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,462 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
Shinigami No Shishou Redux by Gelasia Kidd reviews
Re-write: The Master of Death, Lord Harmorte Black, formerly Lord Harry Potter-Black. He has grown bored of life on Earth, and the Elemental Countries are totally unprepared for a Dark Lord of Magic. When the Otokage finds him in Tea Country, no one is ready for the repercussions. Masterofdeath!Harry Dark!Harry Evil!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 358 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Harry P., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Shinigami no Shishou by Gelasia Kidd reviews
Lord Potter-Black, Master of Death. He has grown bored of life on Earth, and the Elemental Countries are totally unprepared for a Dark Lord of Magic. When the Otokage finds him in Tea Country, no one is ready for the repercussions. Masterofdeath!Harry Dark!Harry Evil!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
A/N: This fic is finished and is being revamped. The first chapter of the new version can be found on my profile under The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil: Revamped. -Sasuke and Naruko are friends. Sasuke wants to be more. Naruko has a traumatic past that gets in the way of that 'more'. So proceeds long ass courting process. Scars, drama, pain, feels, and trigger warnings. Just saying
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,361 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
The Scarecrow's Secret by worldtravellingfly reviews
"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 281 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Like What! by Sammybailey666 reviews
Voldemort has turned the almighty Harry Potter gay. Much to Harry's horror when he arrives back to Hogwarts to find Lucius Malfoy as their New Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and he's looking mighty good to harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 64,522 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Running Home by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,098 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/1/2006 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] Harry P., Hedwig
Jackal's Masks by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Compilation of prompts, AUs, 'what-ifs', one-shots, missing scenes, etc with casts from Konoha's Silent Death. Genre and ratings vary with each chapter. Might need to read KSD if you want to have a clear idea of who's who.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Harry P., Minato N., OC
Silver Moon: Blessing of Heaven by Namikazekamui reviews
AU – What humans do not know, God has creates a lot of timeline dimensions that exist from their decisions in lives, making one dimension similar with another dimension perfectly, there will be some differences. Then what would happen when three people, an Uchiha, a Sumeragi, and a Senju, are being sent away to another dimension without a way to come back? What change will happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Harry P., Madara U.] [Tobirama S., Naruto U.]
Journey of a Lifetime by silencia20 reviews
In the end, the decision wasn't made on that day or even the next one. But regardless, she made it, on account of every injustice that had been dealt to her during her short lifespan of 6 years. Naruto leapt over the village's wall and disappeared into the forest to start the journey that would lead her across the continent and change the fate of the nations. fem!Naru, slow updates
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Naruko U., Haku, Zabuza M., Kimimaro K.
Potter Sensei by arober94 reviews
With a lack of teachers for the end of the year, Hiruzen calls upon a newcomer to the village for help. How will this effect the future when the Rookie 9 is guided by Harry Potter? His reach won't be limited to only Konoha either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,665 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Wizard, Ninja, Spirit of the King: A Tale of Harry Potter by aSecondStory reviews
When an abused Harry Potter makes a wish to be somewhere else, anywhere else, after his Uncle attacks him. He finds himself thrown into another world where he may just find what he was dreaming of. Major AU, Warrior!Harry, Smart!Harry, Greyish!Harry, All around awesome!Harry RatedT for language, child abuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P.
Freakishly Beautiful by zombieapocolypse696 reviews
Jiraiya makes an unlikely friend during his travels, and she causes some interesting reactions within the village. Fem!Harry, Reincarnated. THERE WILL BE NO JIRAIYAxFEM!HARRY ROMANCE. Rated M for later and language. Vote for pairing. No poll, do it in reviews.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Jiraiya
Shock by zombieapocolypse696 reviews
When a human was bitten by a vampire, they stop being human. Their heart stops beating, their blood stops pumping, and they need to feed on blood. That's it. No other way about it. But then, when did Mari Potter ever follow the rules? Fem!Harry(duh)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [Harry P., Caius]
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 5,235 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Signed, Lady Voldemort by Rayniekinnz reviews
'The Order are getting desperate and cast the Spatiosus curse on Harry, hoping it will amplify the hate within him for the Dark and once and for all end the War and Voldemort. As with anything that happens to Harry, it all goes a bit skew and suddenly, the Light think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all…' Eventual LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,562 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Harry P., Hedwig, Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Alone We Would Fail by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
" This, my dear staff and academy student, is our very own wizard, our soldier extrordanaire and- " unfortunately, "- the one and only, Master of Death."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
The Tale of a Mad Inventor by GenderlessPerson reviews
What to do… What to do… That was all Harry could think about as he lazed around his home, watching through half-lidded eyes as his adopted son plotted world domination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Moksha by cherryvvoid reviews
Discover mortal bliss and attain immortal ease; that's what it takes to die for good. She never thought dying could be easier than living until now. SI-OC-as-Tsunade's-daughter. Co-written with GaleSynch!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Itachi U., Tsunade S., Shisui U., OC
Hydra, Vita Nova by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
SEQUEL TO SURGE DE HYDRA! 600 years after their marriage, the world has changed. Having over 1.5 billion living descendants, Harry and Tom's lines are creating Squibs from too much inbreeding. It was time for a change. Death agreed to take them to a new dimension, to start over. They didn't expect to be enemies and have a war to end in this new land. What to do? A/N: SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Surge de Hydra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry was not having a good day. How was he supposed to handle waking up alone in a forest with no idea how he got there and getting a splitting headache from seeing said forest from seven different angles? Forced to hide his identity, he gains help from an unexpected source. The BWL sees the war from another angle, how will this effect him?A/N: SLASH/SEQUEL IS UP/Hydra, Vita Nova.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,634 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Give Me Strength by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Naruto didn't grow up boisterous and happy or silent and homicidal. He's very angst filled and depressing. His only confidence lies in his skill as a ninja, and nothing else. How will his life be, when he feels his own existence is lacking? That his own wishes are unimportant for people to know? How do his fellow ninja take this information? How do they make him feel better?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,210 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Neji H., Gaara
The Good Witch by JJSnacks reviews
Willow Potter has been betrayed by her own world now she has found a new one along with a new little brother and mabey love in the form of a silver haired jonnin who cant get her off his mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 290 - Published: 9/13/2015 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Naruto U.
All Good Things by otakusocial reviews
Apparently, Harry can't escape the plans made by old men and women. Fem!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Powerful Beauty by storyecho71 reviews
FemHarry is mistress of Death, reborn into the naruto word, is vaguely aware of what is to come -thanks to Death's interjections- and is convinced to stay away, but after her village is no more she is determined to help and dusts off her slytherin side to subtly change the events. /A mix between anime, manga and my own ideas!/ Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Harry P.
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Memoirs of Consort Slytherin by MajorWhitlocklvr89 reviews
*adopted from arudhatt* After fighting for so long, Harry is betrayed and forced to Bond with Voldemort. Read as Harry sheds his Gryffindor mask and becomes Consort Slytherin to get his revenge. Will he be able to find the love and family he's always wanted? *AU from OotP on* Select Weasley/Granger/Dumbledore bashing SLASH Mpreg RATED M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,422 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 404 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hollow Fire by Dreamyin reviews
Less afraid to die than to live forever, an haunted older Harry Potter took his first step towards the Veil in an attempt to get rid of Death's immortal curse and to figure out the lasting mystery of Sirius's death. Oddly enough, this next great adventure was not quite what Harry had expected. At all. [Includes Phoenix-Animagus.] Slower-build-up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Harry P.
Androgynous Lover by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hadrian is an androgynous boy who meets a special 'snake' in the zoo on his cousin's eleventh birthday. This 'snake' will help him through his journey into the magical world. Hadrian will learn to use his looks to sway the masses and to use his cunning to get what he wants. Imagine his shock to find out that his new 'snake' is actually a person! A/N: Harry/Tom SLASH. Horcrux!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,855 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,654 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Laying with snakes by llTheBloodSuckingVampirell reviews
Harry is hit with a speciel curse in stead of Cedric. Because of that Harry can no longer talk English, and can only talk with his hands. The only real person he can talk to Voldemort. How will this event change war? SnakeSpeakingSemiDark Harry, CarringFatherFigure Voldemort, Malfoy Parents. HPx?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Naruto and the Master of Death: Remake! by Yukimori of the Cherokee reviews
Harry is immortal and finds a need to keep living, he secretly asks himself if he should keep living and he learns everything he can. He learns the most when he meets another abused kid, one like he used to be when he was a child. Upon hearing from death that he is also a chosen one he decides to care for him and treats him as his own child. NEW BETA: CursedFire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Harry P., Dobby, Naruto U., Shinigami
Fallen Angel by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,494 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
My one and only by consolador reviews
Hadrian finds himself in a strange land where a weird scary guy keeps clinging to him and calling him his god. Hidan on the other hand is convinced that his Jashin has lost his memory and therefore needs a reminder and protection.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hidan
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Sang Lys Got His Blond by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had at least attempted to hold back, but his self-control had never been his greatest asset. Sang Lys had always loved playing games with Lucius, the blond all but begged to be dominated. It was about time he gave the man what he wanted. SLASH! A little PWP. Pre-Epilogue DR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Death's Kiss by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
The clues were all there. He had just chosen to ignore them. He got too close, he broke all the unspoken rules. Though who would dare to tell him to stop? Would could tell him that he could not do it? He was older than Time. He was absolute. He was eternal. He was Death, and nothing would stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 375 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Harry P., OC
The Breaking of Severus Snape by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everyone else had paid for there crimes in one way or another, except Snape. He still had too much fight in him, he still had his own will and Vilkas wanted to break his spirit. Who else better to call than his Master, Sang Lys? DARKFIC! WARNINGS INSIDE. Pre-Epilogue Dark Repercussions. Will not make sense if you have not read DR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Enough Is Enough by loverofeevee reviews
This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,544 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hero's Come Back by AppleCiderr reviews
(Fifth Year AU) Harry is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and is thrown into Azkaban with everyone he loves despising him because of this crime. For three full years, he loses most of his happy memories and sanity. Voldermort attacks Azkaban, and it seems that Harry was killed, but now he is in a world that he is somehow connected to, the world of Shinobi. IN REWRITE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Harry P., Itachi U., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Deal with a Dark Lord by WinterRaspberry reviews
After Cedric's death Harry is afraid more of his new found friends will be lost in the upcoming war so makes a deal to work with Voldemort for their safety and when Voldemort looks like Tom Riddle sometimes he's hard to resist. Tom Riddle jr. / Harry Potter rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,459 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Entwine by Aaer reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Magic Ramen-no-Jutsu by womynrule reviews
Harry Potter always seemed to be a magnet for trouble. And trouble it was, as a bit of magic transported her into the body of Ichiraku Ramen Stand owner's daughter. Harriet, now Ayame, must now struggle between hiding her magical ways, adjusting to life in Konoha and dealing with the attention of multiple ninja. Dear Merlin [Fem!Harry, Reverse Harem, Final Pairing TBD]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,649 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Asuma S., Ayame
Aestibus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,462 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014
Voltage by cherryvvoid reviews
Because lightning comes from where the clouds are. Kumo-SI-OC as the child of A. Lightning Kekkei Genkai SI-OC. AU. And she's probably gonna be paired with Itachi ngl. Omoi and Karui are main characters despite not being listed (as well as some leaf characters)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 437 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Yugito N., Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Morsus by Jessiikaa15 reviews
With all of his secrets, Harry thought he had enough going on after 4th year. Of course, it was not to be and when he wakes up from an attack he finds himself no longer human. Thrown in to a new life, Harry has to live, as well as deal with the reactions from the light and dark. He has to trust his instincts, but he is Harry Potter, of course he would be different. SLASH, DARK, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Voldemort
Dancing with Deceit by The Fictionist reviews
AU. In the wake of Grindelwald's defeat, a new Dark Lord is rising to power in England. New-Auror Harry Potter is on the case - but with growing links to a mysterious figure from his past, things are anything but simple. You get those stories where Tom Riddle grows up with Harry Potter, transforms for the good, and Voldemort never exists. This is not one of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Justice With a Dash of Vengeance by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
It started with death. It continued with death. Was it any wonder that it would end with death too? Though, maybe it could end with something more than death just this once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Harry P., James P., Severus S., Voldemort
Entertainment by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Some people say that age is just a number. He had never believed such a thing. How could a young person hold his interest when most things in the world didn't? He had never been happier to have been proved wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 332 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Harry P., Sanguini
Magical Match by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Sneaking around Malfoy Manor in a dress really wasn't Harry's idea of a good time. He could only hope that he didn't run into any Death Eaters. But when has luck ever been on his side? Though, not that Harry would ever admit it, he didn't really mind running into that particular Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 365 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., OC, Rabastan L.
Of Unexpected Deliveries and Doorsteps by HatefulRodeo reviews
Stunned, Severus just stood there looking at the baby in the basket on his doorstep. What the ****! Why was there a child on his stoop? Befuddled he saw the letter stuffed into the side of the carrier and opened it. My take on what would happen if Petunia gave Harry to Severus. Warnings Inside! So please read them. The pairing is Lucius/Severus and eventually Theo/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,461 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] [Severus S., Lucius M.]
Zokusuru by RayvenRowanMercer reviews
Now, Naruto was a proud member of the Kuro clan. He still felt that the villagers hate was unwarranted, but he got over it. All that matter was oji-san and his new family. "Naru-kun, are you coming?" Ryuu asked, his white hair blowing in the gentle wind. "Torai!" Naruto said as he leaped off the swings. He had a new family. A family that cares for him, that might even love him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Naruto U.
No Obvious Truths by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,339 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
I'll Never Forgive you? by PikachuGirlXx reviews
My Name Is Naruko, and i'll NEVER forgive what Konoha did to me... Not even if Itachi's stupid brother tries to drag me back by force! Akutsuki is my family! Screw Konoha!... Right? Because one story can have many different sides.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,586 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Sasuke's Ordeal by PikachuGirlXx reviews
10 years ago Sasuke unofficially made Naruko HIS. But she doesn't know. Many obstacles stand in his way. Gaara Neji Sai. Oh, and did he mention Naruko has been hunted by the Sound village for 10 years? Read and Review. (Naruko's first Boyfriend will be Gaara!)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,487 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
The Warrior & The Wolf by worldtravellingfly reviews
Hatake Kakashi is reborn as Sirius Black's son. While drunk and celebrating the birth of James' heiress, the two best friends decide to betroth their children via a marriage contract. After all, then they'd finally be actual family... Eleven years later, two orphaned children get the surprise of their life. (Fem!Harry) (AU!) (Reincarnation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 612 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter: A Stranger in Unfamiliar Lands by TheNonDePlume reviews
Always, paperwork is a pain to complete and easily forgotten in the aftermath of disaster. Sometimes, that innocent abandoned paperwork becomes awfully important. Occasionally, people aren't as alone as they believe. Never, did the Hokage predict the consequences of punishing two elite Anbu...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Kijutsu-shi 奇術師 by cherryvvoid reviews
Her chances at peace in the Naruto world as a nondescript member of the Kurama clan were screwed because apparently not even the Uchiha could keep it tucked in their pants. Perfect examples of self control and discipline her little half-blood ass! SI-OC/Sasuke. Half Uchiha!Oc. Genjutsu Kekkai Genkai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC
Finding Home, Love and Family by Dareagon reviews
Sick of the Wizarding world, Harry, George and an extra addition leave. Will they be able to heal from the war in their promissing new home? What awaits them in Konoha? Warning: Slash, Mpreg, implied rape ! Sasuhari
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.] George W., Naruto U.
Death's Companion: A Demon's Love by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
After the war Arianna hears her parent's and godfather's will and finds out she has a connection to the Higurashi family through her maternal grandmother. What happens when she takes a trip to the Shrine in Japan and discovers a certain well? What new adventure awaits the girl-who-lived? Will she unintentionally catch the eye of a powerful Daiyoukai? Sess/femHarry story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,995 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
The 2nd Biggest Intergalactic Incident of the Century by uoduck reviews
It's a few years after the war. Harry's working as Head Auror, when he gets called into breaking up a ritual of forbidden magic. Harry steps in and breaks up the group of wizards only for the magic to touch on him briefly then finish it's work. The result is rather... peculiar. Harry/Thor
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Thor]
Green Eyed Reaper by Dis Lexic reviews
Born from the union of Human and Reaper, Harry Potter is not what one would consider normal. This young man will stand at his Father's side against all that come against him. However, a secret lies in his family's past, one that will help to reshape the world. Answer to DZ2s A different Kind of Meister challenge. Rating subject to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Beautiful Star (Or: why studying equals Ramen) by worldtravellingfly reviews
A barely 18 years old GWL must learn quickly to navigate the Elemental Countries, as well as to raise her baby godson, the only one who tags along on her Next Great Adventure. Heavily injured, starving herself to feed the little six-month-old, Harry is ready to give up when an unexpected person helps her out. Now, what the hell did she get herself into this time? (Fem!Harry) [AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,229 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Naruto U., Anko M.
Playing with Foxes by otakusocial reviews
Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 399 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heir of Slytherin by GoddessHecate89 reviews
What if harry potter was not raised by the Dursley's but by someone everyone thoguht was dead for 2000 years? Dark/Powerful/Slytherin Harry. Name Changed to: Cermië Nykolus. Raised by Salazar Slytherin. Dumbledore/Weasely bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Even The Good Side Can Be The Wrong Side by GoddessHecate89 reviews
Harry is raised his entire life around magic. Find out how this changes Dumbldore's plans. manipulative Dumbldore. new friends, new romance, Darker Independent Harry. Hope you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., OC
The Ramen of Discord by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry understands three things. First, he's been reborn. Second, he's been reborn, as a girl. Third, he's been reborn as a girl, a girl called Naruto. MoD!Harry reincarnated as FemNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Toppings by worldtravellingfly reviews
This is a side-fic of 'Beautiful Star (etc)'. I will post all the little snippets that don't fit my concept for the main story here. For example: Auntie Anko's Matchmaking Mojo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 468 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Kakashi H., Anko M.
In Love and War by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Love... such a tricky, powerful thing. Obsessive love would even bring a Dark Lord to his knees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 220 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D.
Meddling In Fate by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU; Fem!Harry: After dying of old age, Death decides his mistress' next great adventure should be special. So Violet Potter is reborn as Uzumaki Sachi, and her story writes itself anew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,614 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Shisui U.] Team Seven
骨髄 Kotsuzui by cherryvvoid reviews
Death isn't as absolute as one would think. Fem!SI as Kaguya Kimimaro. AU. Juugo, Shisui, and Team Seven are main characters despite not being listed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 234 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Itachi U., Jiraiya, Kimimaro K., OC
Silver Lining by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
A being is defined by more than one facet of their personality. They are more than one single action, or decision. As such the potential for both good and evil lurks in all; even if it takes some longer to find every facet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 346 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
The Eyes Have It by Silimaira reviews
I never wanted to be an eye. Least of all Itachi's. SI OC Three-shot. A new take on the SI premise. Canon compatible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
The Sorting Hat's Prank Year by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
On a Whim by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
It all started on a whim. He could, he wanted, he did. For there was no one to stop him, no one who could stop him. That little whim changed his entire being to the very core, even if it took him centuries to realize it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/5/2015 - OC, Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P. - Complete
Unconventional by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Tony Stark has never entertained the idea of providing financially and caring for a younger lover, but there was something about the amnesiac young man with those luminous green eyes that called out to him, making him feel a surge of protectiveness and possessiveness that shocked even him. Whoever this Harry Liam is, Tony was determined to get to know him and make him his own. HPTS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Second Chance at Love (PART 1) by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne should have no place in Harry's carefully crafted life. Not only was the man way out of Harry's league, he was also Harry's new boss. But all the logic in the world couldn't stop Harry from coveting him all the same. But what Harry didn't know was that if he just let himself go, perhaps getting a happily ever after isn't all that impossible after all
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
The Demon's Dear Friend by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Harrison James Potter is bored of seeing human civilisations rise and fall. Seizing the chance to go to another dimension where there are greater powers other than humans, The Master of Death lives in the Kuroshitsuji world as a walking contradiction. The lord of Shinigami in a demon body, what would happen to the story of our favourite Earl and his loyal demon butler?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,731 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
The Orphanage by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Pepper should have known that Tony never does what he was supposed to do and leave it at that. This said, even she was confused how a simple visit to the orphanage for PR purposes ended up with Tony adopting 3 of the weirdest kids she has ever met. Genius!Harry. SLASH. De-Aged Golden trio. Stony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 227 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
But Baby Nobody Has Ever Kissed As Well As You Do by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because it's kind of a given that it took someone literally magical to really catch and hold Kakashi's interest. KakashixFemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 686 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Team Seven - Complete
Intent by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,698 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The first time he saw her by Aile d'Argent reviews
This is a gift for the amazing Silencia20 who wrote Growing Strong. Here we will see the growing relationship between Riko (fem!Harry) and Sasuke from his point of view. Enjoy !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N.
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 5,109 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Snake Charmer by otakusocial reviews
Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 419 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pieces of my Soul by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Voldemort's soul was shattered beyond redemption. Marvolo just wanted to live. And Harry... Harry was stuck in the middle. Though he couldn't think of another place he'd rather be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,619 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 969 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Something clearly went wrong by Ann O'Neem reviews
When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe. And a lot of slash. Surely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,201 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zetsu] Madara U.
Summoning: Black Cat Path by Naevys reviews
What if there was more to Kakashi's excuses than met the eye? What if Kakashi had his own stalker in the form of a sadistic black cat that loved nothing more than to cause him trouble? What if there was more to this 'cat's' behaviour than any of them knew? Slash. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 629 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Kakashi H., Harry P.]
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 339,217 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
That Crazy Nut of a Teacher by LoliBat reviews
Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,018 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P.
A New Beginning by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry is not as blind to the truth of the wizarding world, every story has two sides and he decides its time to find out the truth behind the Dark Lord and his followers. In order to do that he's going to need all the help he can get. Things are moviing, ties are breaking and everything can change with just one word. Prequel to The Prize
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
Silk Roads by GenderlessPerson reviews
When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,762 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
When You Are Bored Go To Another World by manapohaku2 reviews
A U. The balance of light and dark wavers through time and only Harry can maintain the balance. Done with his dying world Harry sends himself to another in hopes that it will not be as boring as his own. Necromancy, Dark Harry, Slash, Voldemort/Harry Pairing. HEA Adopted from yaoi fangirl0707.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] James P., OC
Miss Potter by otakusocial reviews
Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 579 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 6,722 - Follows: 6,712 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Pushed into new opportunities by kitty2287 reviews
Lucy finds herself ignored by her team since Lisanna came back, she goes on a solo mission and comes across an interesting thing from her past. A certain lightning dragon slayer has motives of his own. How will things play out? Lucy x oc, Lucy x Laxus There will be lemons! This is my first attempt so please, if you have thoughts, try to be constructive. There will be lots of ooc.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Mama's Little Pumpkin by Gamer95 reviews
Harry's living a less than ideal life at the hands of the abusive Dursleys. That will all change, however, when a certain transforming cat comes into his life. Will Blair be an ideal mother? Can she help Harry get over his mental scarring? Will Harry finally know how it feels to be genuinely and unconditionally loved? ...Do I need to ask these questions? Of course it'll all happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014
Magik Shoppe by otakusocial reviews
Hariel Potter, shop owner of an eccentric shop of knick knacks that had no correlation except make her store look like a jumbled mess. But Asuma didn't really go there for the merchandise. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 503 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Harry P., Asuma S. - Complete
Wild War Child by cherryvvoid reviews
Because she was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Madara was her, and try as she might there was no changing that. SI-as-fem!Madara. Hashirama/SI-fem!Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
Overlooked by wingedsilverfang222 reviews
Naruto has always been overlooked and hated by her parents whilst her siblings became spoilt and arrogant. Read on as she discovers true strength and maybe even love. #reverse harem #gaafemnaru #itafemnaru #one-sided sasufemnaru #parental kuramafemnaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Itachi U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Reworking the Paradigm: Revised by PenPoint13 reviews
"Do not blame yourself." "I don't. They only have themselves to blame." In the midst of war, Harry foregoes his wand and turns his back on those he once loved to change a life he did not want. So he goes back only to find out that the world he thought he knew is a lie and only he alone can undo all the damaged caused by the one person...Dumbledore. Time-travel, HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
The Child of a Monster by BooksAreMyVideogames reviews
Everyone believed that Harry was James' son, everyone except for Lily, of course. It did seem strange, how premature he had been born, but everyone accepted it. Until Petunia found some papers and sent Harry to live with his father...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Kisses Cursed by The Fictionist reviews
Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,377 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Young Princes by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
A Mistrusting Wizard and the Ninja Who Found Him by Zeakagirl reviews
Years of barely escaping with his life, has left Harry in a state of paranoia that only Mad eye Moody could be proud of. What happens when that same wizard has ninja come for him? Rated T for some swearing. Starts after the 4th year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,359 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P.
Deus Initium by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time Death Shanghaied Harry into Becoming Death and Got Away With It.) If he had known one hundred and eight years ago the trouble picking up the Elder Wand would cause him, he would have left the damn thing where it was. Admittedly, the chair almost made it worth it. [Sorta prequel to Deus Ex Machina)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 174 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Mastering Life by Fuseijitsu reviews
part of a series i'm working on. Harry gets sent to Fiore when he's still young, and gets taken in by Fairy Tail. YAOI don't like don't read. FreedXHarryXLaxus. more description inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Harry P., Laxus D., Freed J.
The Truth in the Dark by Magoo18 reviews
The summer after Sirius' death Harry is left to mourn alone.When he finds out some shocking truths about who he really is.He's been abused and lied to for years.Harry is forced to choose which side is the right side and re-evaluate what he believes and who he can trust for the first time in Harry's life he's going to be himself,no more pretending,no more lies.He wont be used again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.
Return to Sanity by Ventus Princeps reviews
During the possession at the Ministry, Voldemort unintentionally discovers that Harry is one of his horcruxes and purposely reabsorbs it. What effect will this one change have on the Wizarding World? Slash. Full Summary and Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Prewett and the Case of Illegal Time Travel by thegenuineimitation reviews
Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Marauders
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 8,598 - Follows: 9,607 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The butler, His possession by The Eternal Scribe reviews
A big brothers responsibility was to take care of the little ones who came after them and that's what he intended to do, even if that sent him into the burning pits of Hell. Of course the possessive butler wasn't about to let the emerald-eyed Phantomhive go. Slash, HPSM, Adopted from Shin no Yoru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Moments in Time by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tom Riddle thought he was dreaming the first time, but when he repeatedly visits the same boy, he realizes that bigger things are at work. He watches the boy in the cupboard grow from a small child and into a young man. His brotherly affections begin to wane. What will he do when the boy isn't so little anymore? Could he even imagine? Those Avada eyes calling to him. A/N: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,460 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A Small favor by LadyBullseye reviews
Lucy receives a request for the perfect job 3 months free rent if she can just help her landlady get another property ready. However, when the job proves to be too much for her she has to go to a very unlikely person for help and in her desperation offers to do anything for him if he will assist her. Sorry for the terrible summary please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Lucy H., Bickslow
Not Reincarnation A second chance! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Gemini by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Twins share a special bond that no one could even begin to comprehend, so it was obvious that they would follow each other to the depths of hell. The black clad butler though, was perplexed by Hadrian, the youngest twin, and took it upon himself to learn everything about the interesting human. Slash! SMHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Harry Potter and the Neut Union by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry takes control of his own life after a mark appears on his right forearm during the summer. He and his friends intend to create a new side of the war. The Neut Union is born. But right under his nose, other things are happening. Things he'd never believe. His snake is dark, his 'tattoo' is more than it seems, and a not so manic Dark Lord is watching his every move. AN: LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,404 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The beast beneath the beauty by llTheBloodSuckingVampirell reviews
Harry had enough. He became a beast. A vampire. And would never love Again, at least not the real love. He travels to Japan as a lord together with Sirius and gets in Ouran. And then he meets the host Club. Oh boy. This isn't going to go well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blonde Fire And Ice by mermaidhipster reviews
A SMUT story about Natsu feeling stuff he hasn't felt before. But he need help realizing what he wants. Gray and Lucy have already been through this so they'll be helping through it all. GrayxLucyxNatsu {HIATUS WILL BE OVER IN THE NEXT WEEK. BE PREPARED. THIS WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED 07/18/2015}
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,325 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Gray F., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Moments Lost in Time by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
Death's Companion take two. Ana Potter finds herself on holiday with her best friends, as usual nothing goes right for the girl-who-lived. She finds herself in Sengoku Jidai where she must face a misunderstood hanyou, a miko whose love interests leave a lot to be desired, an inu youkai who seems hell bent on possessing her mind, body and soul, an evil hanyou and the Shikon-no-Tama
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Comeuppance by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Adopted from MissBecca. Harry decides enough is enough and breaks free from Dumbledores influence. powerful!strong!independent!Harry. Slash. if you don't like M/M please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,951 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ground Fire by Glaux Bryonia reviews
Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,765 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Treble Cleft by cherryvvoid reviews
All those years of playing the cello left her unprepared. As much as it pained her to admit it, she should have picked the flute. SI-as-Tayuya. SI-Tayuya/Shikamaru. Tayuya/Kimimaro sibling relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya, Team Ten, OC
The Next Adventure by XxD3V1L-ANG3LxX reviews
Harry welcomed Death with open arms even though it came unexpectedly and by the hands of the people he least expects. Ready to meet his parents in the after life he is angered by the revelation that it all was fake. Betrayed and seeking retribution, he takes Mother Magic hand and is thrust into a new world with a new and wonderful family. Slash/Dark Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Orion B.
Uekibachi Koyoko by yorushihe reviews
Old Lady Potter died silently in her sleep. It was Halloween to the morbid amusement and sadness of those who knew of her story, though she passed on peacefully and in no pain, with a smile on her lips - only to wake up as Uekibachi Koyoko, a potters' daughter and someone with too much time in her hands.. GenFic, Fem!Harry, Major AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 322 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Collide by uoduck reviews
Harry was just eating breakfast when he received an urgent summons from the minister of magic, Kingsley Shacklebolt. It turns out they need his help with a little problem. 'Little' turns out to be a big understatement. Harry Potter/ Bruce Banner.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.]
Maybe you should drink more often, eh? by PoisonIcyIvy reviews
Lucy has been kicked off of Team Natsu due to Lisanna's homecoming. What happens when Lucy decides to drink her sorrows away with Cana? Who does she run into on the way home? How do Levy and Freed come into play? (First Fanfic)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Levy M., Lucy H., Bickslow, Freed J.
I Am Not Yours by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
When Hermione realizes the truth about Harry's Horcrux she's unable to face losing her best friend. Sometimes in life there are only bad options, is it better to lose your friend to the greater cause or bind him to the Dark Lord and change the world forever?- SLASH Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort AU After 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,705 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Of Wine and War by Tenshi no Kiri reviews
After the war Percy just wanted as close to a normal summer as a demigod can have, but Ares has other plans. Can Mr.D save him from an eternity of being Ares' slave? M/M, Violence, Abuse, N/C
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,337 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Dionysus, Percy J.
Tomorrow by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU; Fem!Harry. One choice can change the life of two children of prophecy. When Petunia sends her niece, Reika 'Reia' Potter to their distant cousins in the Elemental Nations she changes the future of two worlds. How exactly will the Wizardry World handle a Girl-Who-Lived trained as a Kunoichi, and how will Naruto's life change now that he has someone who doesn't care what the...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,967 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Team Seven
Raiden Cullen: The Start of A New Life by Padfootette reviews
Harry is adopted by the Cullen family and is accepted immediately by all of them. Jasper being overprotective & almost possessive more than the others. Will Harry ever go to Hogwarts? What will Dumbles do when he notices that Harry is gone? & will Jasper ever act on his Romantic feelings to his mate, Harry? adopted from Shadowphoenixflame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Harry P., Jasper]
Put my Galleons on That One by Tsume Yuki reviews
As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 5,405 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Nicolas F.
Bridal Deception by Clow Angel reviews
NejiNaruNeji. No one really likes arranged marriages and one Hyuuga Neji certainly doesn't. Well, what's a guy to do when your uncle wants you to marry your cousin? Find a fake partner of course. Poor Naruto finds himself 'going steady' with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Lord Potter-Black at Ouran by XxD3V1L-ANG3LxX reviews
Hadrian had done his duty and defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort only to be expected to solve all the wizard world's problems. Tired and exhausted at the continious harassment by the media, Hadrian finally decides to hide away. Attending Ouran was supposed to be a vacation but his inevitable meeting with Ouran's Host Club will be anything but relaxing. Slash Hadrian/?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 10,590 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Shiro-fukurō Harii by Lighted Candle reviews
After the final battle (which happened on Harry's 15th birthday- Hogwarts events happened two years earlier than they did in canon), Harry moved away from England. Hiding his tracks and eventually trading Gryffindor's sword to the goblins to go through a portal, Harry moves to Fire Country on the shinobi continent...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,389 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Ultranumb by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Time Travel! Fem!Naru. Everything is not going well, and it seems the Fourth Shinobi War may be lost to them. Naruto has one option left, a seal which can solve everything, but with no idea where she'll land, is it worth the risks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,084 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] Team Seven
severus snape secret brother by sue1982 reviews
while fighting Voldemort Harry is thrown into a alternate universe where he suddenly find him self in the body of Severus Snape twin brother, now he got to find away back to his own time while protecting his big brother and destroying Albus Dumbeldore's evil plans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,560 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P.
now you see me by Kindred01 reviews
Loki stumbles across a blind wizard called harry Evens and while Loki's is in hiding with this 17 year old they fall in love.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Harry P., Loki]
Blindfold by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
A Child of Death by AceNina reviews
A year after a war is a life that not what he want, especially when he come to his creature heritage. Burdened with people expectation of him, he left the wizarding world with Draco and move to Japan for a normal life. what he did not know is Lady Fate is planning something for him in Cross Academy. will he ever get happiness?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Kaname K.
Uzu no Musume by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Fem!Naruto. Instead of being the dead last, and seen as the village idiot, Naruto decides she wont bow to their expectations of the 'demon girl'. Instead, considered a prodigy, Naruto is a genin at six. Follow her beginning as a Kunoichi of Konoha, and what changes when Team 7 has two sensei's? One of which is the last Uzumaki heir? GaaraFem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,738 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Team Seven
Harry and new adventure and a new start by AngelFromSlytherin reviews
Voldemort dies in the graveyard when the ritual goes wrong. Harry finds some people just shouldn't have put their fingers where they don't belong. Harry/?, maybe MPREG, you have been warned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.]
Curiosity killed te cat by Leedalolita reviews
Harry tries out is animangus form for the first time and not all turns out like planned. Voldemort/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dark Fate by XxD3V1L-ANG3LxX reviews
Born a pureblood, Hadrian grows in a time in which backroom politics will soon turn to into war. Dark in nature, Hadrian will do what is best for his brother and him even if it means going against his father. But between rising taboo feelings for his younger brother and the unexpected attention from his professor, Marvolo Slytherin, how will Hadrian deal with it all? Slash/Incest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
Unregistered by htdcd reviews
Harry gets a unique opportunity to get to know Severus Snape. Who knew Snape would turn out to be a cat person? 8th year at Hogwarts, Snape!lives, animagus fic, rated M for later scenes of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,967 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heir of Magic by CrystalIceSweet reviews
No one can understand why golden boy Tom Riddle would be interested in a loser like Harry. Normally Harry would be more worried about Tom's intentions but the other boy's courtship offer plays perfectly in to his plans of one upping his sister. Slash. TMRHP. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Holiday Spirit by Dimensional Roamer reviews
A Christmas story. Harry Potter decides that everyone needs some love, including the resident Dark Lord. May the correspondence and gift-giving begin! Very warm, fluffy, and lighthearted. Tom Riddle / Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Cloaked Death by Dinner reviews
To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 251,701 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter crossover Narutothe unknown uchiha by sue1982 reviews
After finding out about the light side and Dumbledore betrayal Harry turn his back on the Wizarding world and leave for the Elemental countries in search of his remaining family,together with his new friend's Harry discover no matter how far you run your past will allways catch up with you,can he Protect his new cousin's from Death eater's and Dumbledore'a manipulations?.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P.
And It All Started With A Bang by cherryvvoid reviews
Honestly she wasn't sure how she ended where she ended up or how this body became hers but if there was one thing she knew, it was that having mouths anywhere other than on her face would take some serious getting used to. Fem!Si-as-Deidara. AU. Itachi/Deidara because Itachi is my favorite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 326 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Akatsuki, OC
The King's Consort by Aozoran reviews
Have you ever wondered what might have happened if Yuuri was a little older when he arrived in the Great Demon Kingdom for the first time and slaps a different brother on that fateful night...? ConYuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 360,565 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Yuri S., Conrad W.
The Prize by Jessiikaa15 reviews
After all the hard work he had done, and the life he had led; he believed this was his prize. Written as a gift. A little PWP. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snow White Queen by Lil Cupid reviews
When a mysterious being arrives on Middle Earth near the Dwarvish Kingdom, he is taken in by the Dwarfs. Together he and the Dwarf King Borin make the strongest Dwarvish Kingdom that has ever existed. But as time passes the being becomes lonely. The Dwarves make it their mission to bring happiness into it's life. This is the story of the Dwarf's, Snow White Queen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Harry P., Glorfindel] Legolas, Gimli
Happiness is a journey not a destination by LadyBullseye reviews
After Lisanna and Natsu confess their feelings for each other Lucy comes to realize she relies on Natsu far too much and sets out to become stronger and more self reliant. How will Team Natsu feel about her going out on her own? Why does it seem like Laxus is following her and when did that smug bastard become so damn attractive to her? My first story please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Cloudier Sky by MidnightEmber reviews
Lily had many secrets when she was alive. Now Harry must figure them out while dealing with the blame of Sirius death and the threat of the truly evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,140 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 2/24/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Not Alone by Aldira reviews
Jasper was used to being alone, even in his own family. Everyone else had each other: Carlisle and Esme, Emmett and Rosalie, and Edward and Alice. A mysterious stranger, however, soon changes that fact. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Jasper
Starting Anew by AKA Gecko reviews
The war is over, new connections must be made in order to survive. Old families join together -once more, to save a life no one thought of saving.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Severus S., Carlisle]
Burning Blood by AKA Gecko reviews
Harry is taken back to the Dursley's at the end of fourth year. During his summer he is abused beyond belief and when he gets back at Hogwarts it is no better. His own house rejects him. With nothing left to lose the boy-who-lived went to a certain potions master for help, everyone is shocked when Harry then becomes inseparable from the snarky professor. Full WARNINGS inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
Harry Gets Caught by tainted-tash reviews
Harry is rifling through Voldemort's office when he is forced to hide under his desk. It really isn't in his best intersts to get caught.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Bedroom Crushes by Kat100666 reviews
Harry's had a crush on his Potions Professor for a long time and is thrilled when Albus forces the 2 to spend the summer together. What happens when he stumbles across his crush in the arms of his worst enemy and the 2 decide Harry needs lessons in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Flint by Basill reviews
Markus Flint sets into motion a betrothal contract between his line and Harry's. He never expected the Gryff to be a snake in lions clothes. Will be SLASH and may be m-preg. ps. this is a side project while working on other stories and has been in the works for nearly a year. Its better than it sounds but you will have to read and discover that for yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,865 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Marcus F.
White Chakra Magic by Whis reviews
Harry on a early age finds out about an energy within him. One day when he enters an abandoned house after being chased by Dudley and his friend he finds out how to make use of that energy. At the summoning of a wolf he is told about his heritage, that of the White Chakra that only lives on within the Hatake line. Harry is Kakashi's biological son story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,706 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
The Dark Roses by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,998 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] [James P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Fix You by Unnamed Namesake reviews
First fanfic ever. Lucy can't seem to get over Natsu . I suck at summaries but please read. Please review and tell me if you'd like to see another chapter or if there's anywhere I messed up or something. Will most likely do more soon and might put in some lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
Raising Endurance by Wish Porter reviews
Kakashi gains a new family member while doing ninja buisness. How will he stay sane when the littlest Marauder meets Konoha's Prankster Extraordinaire? Raising two troublemakers was not in his job description! SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 5,797 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 7,132 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
London Roots by Black Phantom Murder reviews
The night the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley, Harry unlocks his memorys as London, son of England. Look out Voldy because you have just royaly pissed off the world! Takes place in 5th year. ON A LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,632 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., England/Britain
As good as Death by astala7 reviews
Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,577 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P.
For the Second Time by exaigon reviews
Warning: This is yaoi and contains lemon content. Read at your own risk. Sequel (sort of) to Precious Wings. Lucifer finally gets to be with Azrael again. Very intimately.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Harry P., Lucifer - Complete
Precious Wings by exaigon reviews
Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,101 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Lucifer - Complete
Team Plunders by luxsolis reviews
All Lucy wanted was her favorite yummy chocolate treat. Who knew it was gonna lead to the forming of a secret team with the most unlikely of people. As always she ends up getting in a little over her head... LALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,118 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Love, Marriage, and Pranks by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
Harry and Hermione have to marry the Weasley twins Can George and Harry finally admit how they really feel about each other. And can Hermione fall in love with a prankster? HarryGeorge FredHermione GWNL RWLL RLNT CWAJ BWFD SSOFC DMLB MPREG PREG SLASH HET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Harry P., George W.]
I know by williamsangel88 reviews
SLASH, TWINCEST, HP AU! Haruhi wasn't the first to know the difference between Hikaru and Kaoru. What will happen when Harry shows up at Ouran for a special reunion? One-Shot!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Jasper's Savior by pikachumomma reviews
Jasper knew that Alice wasn't his mate, she didn't soothe the burn of his soul. So he sets out to find the balm to his soul. HP/JW slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and the In Between by DEATHXBYXTREE reviews
Harry James Potter, a renowned wizard, has taken a secluded life style, and a small boy, who just falls from the skies, landed in Harry's life. With every day, Harry has to commit to watch this child, along with Draco's bundle of joy, only to see a better life with the small blonde child. And how will he ever handle with the lemons that life seems to throw at him.(ON HAITUS)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Gai M.] Naruto U.
Knock 'em Dead by Tsume Yuki reviews
With the Girl-Who-Lived missing, there was no one to stop Tom Riddle's return in 1993. However, upon heading to Little Hangleton, he wasn't expecting to find the Gaunt Shack occupied. Especially by one Harriet Lily Potter. FemHarry and Necromancer Harry. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort, Nagini
It's Okay Now by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry can feel the blood pouring as his body numbs. He writes a last letter, in hopes that his dying wish is heard. Who will receive it, he wonders. In the darkness, Harry swims. But it was okay, he'll be with Sirius, mum and dad soon. It was all okay. He wasn't angry anymore and the pain was dying, just like him. It was okay. All okay. Okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,148 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 6,608 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Fate in the clouds by OrionPax9 reviews
Abandoned in Kumo at the age of 3, Harry Potter grew up learning the ninja way from the local academy as well as a mysterious figure that lives in the mountains nearby. Finally making Genin, he trains and makes friends in Konoha, finding a plot as well. Not long afterwards, a figure appears trying to get him to return to a place that left him. What will he decide? AU for both parts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Gaara, Hizashi H.
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fire and Ice by lynnwiley reviews
After Jasper kills Bella he breaks away from his family and enters the magical world in the attempt to come to terms with his mistake. While there he meets his true mate in its savior. Harry, having just witnessed the death of his godfather, finally decides to break away from both Dumbledore and the Light. Both men embrace their demons. Slash JW/HP Dark!Harry Dark!Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,855 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper]
Not Ever Again! by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
After losing everything he could lose, Harry decides it won't happen again... Until where is he ready to go to be left alone? Crossdressing!Harry, Slash, Time-Travel, de-aged!Harry, lemon-scenes!censured
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,524 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] - Complete
Titan of Cold Green Eyes by The Scrapbook reviews
In one world, Erza was born a female, in another she was born as Hadrian Forests. Cold and efficient, S-Class Mage. The Titan of Cold Green Eyes... (Who is unexpectedly a huge tease that doesn't even know it.) [Hadrian/Harry is Male!Erza][Vote for pairing – will be slash though][Lots of Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P.
Ouroboros by Evanescent Penumbra reviews
Harry is sent to the US to live with his mother's cousin Charlie Swan after the war. Because he's Harry, he has to attract the attention of the local vampires, one of which is more interested than he should be. Harry also has to learn how to live with a family that cares about him, learn how to fit in at a muggle high school, and fight something more dangerous than vampires. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Harry P., Edward] Alice, Rosalie
Rise Of The Whirling Tides by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU; Fem!Naru. Things can change by the smallest event, like being born five years earlier, or the identity of her maternal grandfather. For Mito Namikaze-Uzumaki this was just the beginning. How will Konoha fair in the coming years when the one who could have been a turning point for their village, was driven out years before? Will the revived Uzushio help Konoha or let them fall?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [OC, Naruko U.] Team Seven
Masters of His Soul by lynnwiley reviews
Both Edward and Jasper have been waiting decades to find their mate, never once thinking they would end up having to share. Harry Potter, the mysterious Master of Death, shows up in Forks one day. Not only does he cause a stir with the locals, but the large coven of vampires nearby will be forever changed with his arrival. Creature!Harry JW/EC/HP Slash Threesome. No Bella.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Jasper, Edward, Harry P.]
Hari Coyote by Angel.chexmex reviews
In a bout of accidental magic Harry is sent to a past filled with real live demons. Having to deal with six tails and coyote ears is the least of his problems when he had five mates to deal with and the body of a five year old. Eventual YaoiHarem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,381 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Inuyasha, Kouga
The Blacks Are Back! by VelvetyNightSky reviews
AU Post GoF. When Arcturus Black sees something unusual on the family tree, he starts to investigate…and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for. Dumbledore and Voldemort aren't what they seem, and a couple of his family members are suspiciously alive. So, he does what all Blacks do when they realize something's wrong: they take over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Arcturus B.
Three is more fun than two by Dareagon reviews
Sick of the Wizarding world, Harry, George and an extra addition leave. Will they be able to heal from the war in their promissing new home? What awaits them in Konoha? SasuHariNaru One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U.] George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Ring by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The summer after fifth year is interesting for Harry. He wakes up in a stranger's bed, loses his virginity and is transformed into a vampire. Not only that, but an accident and a ring suddenly make him more than just the Boy-Who-Lived. Now he's royalty. But with the war starting, he has other obligations. And on top of that, his Defense professor is looking pretty fine. A/N:SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
GraLu one-shot by PoisonIcyIvy reviews
Lucy's spirits want to throw her a party at Fairy Tail! What're they up to? One-shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Sweet Star Song by Magicalautobot reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort during 5th year at the Ministry and Dumbledore sends him to Japan to be safe. Now with a new name can he survive Ouran Academy's insanity? But why does he have to go as a GIRL! Crossdresser!Harry. Future slash. Pairing undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 523 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harry P.
Crimson Crows by Light Lamperouge reviews
Uchiha Itachi met his intended bride when he was seven. AU. Non-Massacre.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] - Complete
Tantum by Jessiikaa15 reviews
He had never expected this to happen. In actual fact, he didn't know what was going to happen, but this had never crossed his mind. But fate did so like to play with her favourite person! When Sirius died, Harry went of the rails, he got himself involved with with the enemy and now he has to face the consequences. But maybe, in the end, it's not as bad as it seems!MPREG TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,989 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ippikiookami (lone wolf) by williamsangel88 reviews
Harry didn't mind getting cheated, robbed or even killed a few times by various ninja in various ways if it meant spending but two seconds with this beautiful man. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with this mysterious, dangerous and gorgeous man? MasterofDeath!Harry, Slash, slight AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Love Me Without Words by BonBonHunny reviews
Edited -For reasons yet unknown, Harry is dropped into the Feudal Era as a normal person with no voice and only parts of his memories. With nothing else to do but freak out about the situation, he learns to accept the development of love between him and Lord Sesshomaru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,262 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Friend or More? by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry meets Tom in the orphanage and the two become good friends. The BWL won't be what people expect when his letter comes. Tom influences Harry a great deal and together, the two will change the wizarding world. One problem, what will Harry do when he starts to fall for his best friend? Will Tom be interested? What if the feelings ended up reversing? A/N: Eventual SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,024 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wizards and Demons Don't Mix by Kefalion reviews
In this story Harry is a Powerful Demon. He became one after many years in Hell, where he ended up after dragging Voldemort there as he was unable to kill the Dark Lord. The thing is that Wizards normally don't become demons and the question is what Harry really has become, if it can be undone and if he wants that to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,169 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
From Black Dusk to Blue Dawn by Azazel Lockhart reviews
Harry Potter disappeared two nights before the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Four years pass and people think of him dead. The body of a merman is found on the La push beach shore-line by a certain russet wolf and is brought back to the Cullen estate. It turns out that the boy who lived wasn't dead at all, he was more alive than ever. Edward/Harry/Jacob
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,866 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Edward, Jacob
The Bone Man by inspirationassaulted reviews
Dark!Harry, Harry/Rabastan with occasional Harry/others: Harry Potter disappears from the Hogwarts Express at the end of his fifth year. The Light thinks he is dead. They're right, in a way, but also so very, very wrong. What has the boy who was once Harry Potter become?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,165 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Rabastan L. - Complete
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Standing in the Sun by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn after his death in the war, Sasuke knows one thing. He is the older brother to Harry James Potter. And he's going to be the best damn big brother there is. If Petuina is expecting her oldest nephew to bend to her will, she'd got another thing coming. Sharingan Sasuke
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Lost Child of the Basilisk by Blitza reviews
When Harry finds himself in the world of ninjas he is alone. Reviled and called a demon for his appearance he vanishes into the mountains. When ninja are sent after him under the misconception of killing a demon Harry is discovered and mistaken for Orochimaru's unknown son. What will Harry do when introduced to the world of lies and deceit that rests within the center of Konoha?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,390 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013
Atarashii Hajimaru by Dakuenjeru reviews
A mysterious figure has shown up in Konohagakure. Why does this new person shown so much interest in Naruto? Why is Kakashi so interested in who this figure is? Yaoi (Rating may change)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Kakashi H., Harry P.] Teddy L., Naruto U.
Honey's Love and Rescuer by Jadriel92 reviews
Honey has a chance to find love, after he is saved by Haruhi's uncle Lord Black-Evans Potter Silver Wings. Honey has fallen with a mysterious man who saved him. Hope, love and protection are all that Harlequin Black will show to Honey and they will take on any threats as possible. But will an enemy of Honey's ruin it. Find out, and Review it. Mitsukuni H./Harry P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Problems by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Sasuke had a problem. Well actually, he had several. But this one was the most important and he had to find a solution and soon! He just found out that he was attracted to a blue-eyed blonde, but the problem was, it was a guy. The dobe! With obligations as clan heir, how can he win the dobe and still meet the requirements expected of him? He WAS an Uchiha, so it'd be easy, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Diminishing Orange Flame by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
After a run in with a white haired man, young Naruko finally gets her first friend. The next day, she learns of her 'hidden disability' and is told that she has to work harder than ever if she wants to accomplish her goal of becoming Hokage. Her flame flickers as her depression kicks in. Can someone help rekindle her old fire and save her from her melancholy mind?A/N:DisabledNaruko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,439 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Deal With A Deity by SecretAnimosity reviews
When the war ended all was well, at least for a little while. For Harry Potter life without his crimson eyed madman was even worse than with him. A drunken trip to Diagon reveals why Harry feels like he's slowly dying inside and the manipulating hooks that had been pierced into him, controlling him like a marionette. Is there a second chance? *MPREG* used to be Ultimate Betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,669 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Chance At Happiness by mochastwocents reviews
Harry had a question. Why hadn't he ever received a bank statement from Gringotts? The answer to that question opens a whole new world for Harry. He becomes a peer of the realm, a business tycoon, and develops a close friendship with a certain shy Japanese boy. *Heavy HP/Slight OHHC *Veers from HP canon after Chamber of Secrets
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,500 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
A Rational Child by AmniIsRoving reviews
Harry Potter isn't a freak per say, but he does acknowledge he's different. Happy to learn about new gifts he's never truly been bothered by (though there is the whole talking to snakes thing)but if he doesn't meet a few rational people the fame thing may really annoy him. (Slash later on, Harry?Blaise, maybe) Silly!Wizards Rational!SuperSmart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P.
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 6,575 - Follows: 7,144 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Apart from the World by Mekon-chan reviews
Being mute changes your perspective. Naru knows this first hand. She also knows that everything is harder without a friend. Once she meets Shino, she knows she will never let their friendship go. Shino feels the same. Mute!Naru Eventual Shino/Fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Shino A.
The Shower Room by wateveruwannacallme reviews
I lost to a card game with Cana and Erza I know you don't have to tell me; trying to versus these two isn't the wisest thing to do. All I'm saying I was drunk and lost to them I'm not saying I lost because I drank too much either way my fate was decided once I agreed to play a game with them. Now I'm stuck in a shower room body mashing with none other than Bickslow himself.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Bickslow, Lucy H.] - Complete
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Fire Raising Wizard by RabbitRed reviews
Harry Potter isn't just a Potter, he's also an Uchiha, though really just a cousin thanks to an ancestor having been an Uchiha who was cast away from the clan after not being able to produce a sharingan. Thanks to the help of the goblins he's found some familiy and is now leaving the wizarding world to meet them, after all the war is over and he has nothing to stay for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Harry by CrystalIceSweet reviews
After 2 years of marriage, Steve and Tony finally decides to adopt. They knew they can't expect to be prepared for everything that comes with parenthood but even they are out of their depth with little Harry and his inhuman intellect. Deaged!Genius!Harry. Slash. Steve/Tony. Other pairings may apply.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,599 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Unraveled by PabloVotesNo reviews
AU. Time couldn't be stopped, but it could be reversed. Naru, Shikamaru and Choji were proof of that. They were also proof that war even corrupted the kindest of people. Sent back to their genin days, they want to be prepared for the 4th War, something that is inevitable. But they now have the chance to make everything right. But hatred lurks everywhere. Beware. Fem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,636 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Naruko U.] Chōji A.
He's a Girl! by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
:HIATUS:Naruto is smart! No joke, she is! She, not he. Naruto is actually a girl and has decided after a slip up in Wave, to stop pretending to be an idiot. This unfortunately gets her more attention than she ever thought she wanted. Bonds are created and secrets are revealed. BEWARE- 2 different stories. Shikamaru/Naruto story. Gaara/Naruto story. Pick your team and go!HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,604 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara, Naruko U.
Who Would Have Guessed? by Kesuna reviews
Cold and wet Lucy has a problem. Who will help? Bickslow is the only one around and she ends up seeing a very different side of the man...(rated M for alcohol, future lemons, and over all pervyness)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Lucy H., Bickslow]
Dark Repercussions: Sang Lys' Poems by Jessiikaa15 reviews
This is another little thing from my Dark Repercussion's story. This can be read alone because It's just poetry, but if you've read DR then you will recognise some of the poems. This is the complete collection of Sang Lys' poems, including ones that I never posted within the fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
The Red Light District Wizard by greenwings33 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has a secret... And that secret's name is Harry Potter. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Harry P., Naruto U., Gaara]
Realization by soraheartless21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the boy with a demon within; a demon whose hatred towards humankind is undoubtedly enraged by human, the same humans whom in prison it throughout the decades. Now, it's inside of Naruto Uzumaki, a 12 year old boy suffering from depression putting on a facade as he lives day to day. Mainly NaruKiba but perhaps I'll include some NaruSasu or other couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Passing Through Time by Kat100666 reviews
Sequel to Falling Through Time. The years that pass between the long wait for the othersto arrive on the other side of the well. Pups, love, fights, moving, and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Iridescent by BloodyWar2411 reviews
AU; No Magic. Tom Riddle: A mob boss. Draco Malfoy: A vengeful prick. Harry Potter: Stuck as a cleaning boy for Tom's office as a way to make up for something Draco claimed he did. Bottom Line: Damn all rich people to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,212 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Little Mischief never hurt anybody - Redo by CrowsAce reviews
Harry had won the war but at a terrible price, he is now the only person left in existence, with his friends and family all gone he takes his own life to join them and finally be at peace, however death has other plans for his master. (This version has been slightly edited and the chapters have been added together to make them longer, please tell me which one you prefer Crow)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 429 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Assistant by CrystalIceSweet reviews
What if Pepper's mother got sick and Pepper had to leave Tony in order to take care of her? Enter Harry Potter, 25, gorgeous and mysterious as hell. Oh, he's also Tony's new assistant. AU. SLASH. Cameo from DC and other Marvel characters. Various Pairings. NEW CHAPTER! 05-04-14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
An Old Friend by uoduck reviews
The few weeks following the battle of New York, and as the Avengers come back together, they notice something amiss with their archer. They all notice the dark shadows under Clint's eyes, the pacing throughout the tower, the occasional nightmares even when he naps. Finally, Natasha calls in an old friend. Harry Potter/Clint Barton
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 420 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
The Warrior by CrystalIceSweet reviews
When Odin realizes that Thor won't be enough to stop Loki, he finally decides to send his ultimate weapon, his third son, Prince Hadrian, who had once upon a time been the human wizard Harry Potter. Slash. Pairings up for debate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P., Thor, Loki
A Simple wish by crazzyredhead reviews
Harry makes wishes to be any were but with the dursleys his wish will be his new life he is left in asia and given a home in a village Harry will become friends with Naruto and train to become a ninja to find out later he is a wizard. HarryXNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,451 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Jack of All Trades by LoliBat reviews
"To spare the sands, the seas, the skies: I offer thee this silent sacrifice," Harry whispered. "I'm still waiting, Mavis… I'm still waiting for the courage to face my demons. I'll wait as long as I have to; I do have an eternity's worth of time, after all. I'll do as you asked and look after our guild." He smiled and looked up the emblem of Fairy Tail. Gen fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,305 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P.
The Passing of Time by CrystalIceSweet reviews
The problem with being Master of Death is that although Harry can't grow older than 20 but he can still die. He can also end up reincarnated in the past. And that is how he ended up in the 1940s and became best friends with Howard Stark. When Howard asks him on his death bed to take care of his infant son Tony, Harry agrees despite the future complications. SLASH. Pairings undeterm
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
May your path be green and golden by Lurking Casually reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is dead. Then why hasn't it ended. Elfling!Harry Elfling Harry .R&R. May be Slash/Romance (I am Goth Girl in Pink. Don't worry, I have just changed my pen name)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/1/2010
Beautifully Broken by Jessiikaa15 reviews
ONESHOT! DARK!FIC: Many things have happened to Harry, he endured because it was what he had to do to keep the ones he cared about safe. But when he finds out that Sirius' death was not how it seems, everything becomes too much and his mind snaps. Consumed with hatred, he goes to the place where he feels drawn and shows the world why he has always been a threat! LV/HP Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 318 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love Sparks From The Dying Ember by HatefulRodeo reviews
Draco cheats and leaves Harry hurt and heartbroken. Cue Marcus Flint's entrance and slash abounds. Sorry I do not feel like writing a long winded summary so read and enjoy! Obviously, their will be Yoai, OOC characters and this story is A/U and throws the epilogue out the window. Mentioned past Draco/Harry and developing Marcus/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [Harry P., Marcus F.]
Snake Lord Potter by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry Potter finally snaps after being treated like a slave by the Dursleys. With a bit of accidental magic and a dash of luck, he stumbles upon a unique snake. Bonded and armed with peculiar powers, Harry walks away from Privet Drive to the Wizarding World. Now he's at Hogwarts, and no one knows what exactly or, who exactly is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,741 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P.
Hogwarts Host Club by The Fictionist reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Inspired by the anime Ouran High School Host Club. Non magic. Harry didn't know how he managed to get into the prestigious Hogwarts School, notable for its rich and powerful students. Among them is the elitist Hogwarts Host Club, run by the 'prince' Tom Riddle. Harry didn't know how exactly he ended up involved with them either, but it started with the bloody jeans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,918 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Intern by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Harry Dursley was as normal as they could come. However that changes when he miraculously managed to land an internship at Stark enterprises and is thrust in to a world of advance engineering, superheroes and magic. He would discover who he really is and what really happened to his parents and maybe something more along the way. SLASH. HP/TS. Mpreg. REVAMPED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Dreadful Beauty by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Harry Potter returns to the 1940s to find the first horcrux and kill Tom Riddle. What he finds is not the Dark Lord he expected but a complex, troubled and broken young man whose pull Harry can't resist. "There is more beauty in truth, even if it is dreadful beauty."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,671 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
He's What Now? by Dragons-Be-Here reviews
The one where Harry is a business tycoon and a surprising person's fiance. Yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., U. Nekozawa
Justitia may not be so blind after all by Stupido reviews
Dumbledore took Harry and left him behind at the Dursleys' doorstep. The wards would activate only after Harry was inside. What if someone got its hands on him? AU, lots of OCs, a Time Travel fic/Do-over fic, vampires, seers, Dark!Harry, bit of Dumbledore Bashing, MxM, MxF… I have everything, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., OC
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 5,815 - Follows: 4,566 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Trouble indeed! by freakingbored123 reviews
Just one small change and two destinies have deviated from there original path. It all started when Harry decided to keep the stone and now he is in another universe complete with its own running-after-immortality-snake and a boy who reminds Harry a bit too much about himself. Now that Naruto has Harry will his future still be so dark? Updated the first chap! it was kinda shitty!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Mingling in the Crowd by Cheyla reviews
Harry wanted to be normal. He couldn't be normal in the wizarding world, his relatives made it clear that he wouldn't fit in the muggle world. Can he fit in the shinobi world with the help of his guardian? Or will he always stand out? Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,709 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
A Family Together by Magnetic reviews
Harry wants his own family, and with school close to an end, he finds it in an unlikely place.OOC M/M MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Lamia Mate by AceNina reviews
Imagine Harry surprise when he wake up after his grow spurt that he changed? Imagine his surprise when he learn that he is a Lamia or worse his mate is the dark lord himself? What more will he learn?HPLV-mpreg-bashing Dumbledore and his lackey. C1 and C2 is beta'ed..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,342 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Ice Dragon Slayer by tempestflare52 reviews
This is my first x-over... please be nice... this will slash and het... pairings are... NevillexLucy, GrayxHarryxNatsu, they wont meet up until the 5th chapter, please be nice when you comment, and the summary is inside NOT BETA'D I ALSO OWN NOTHING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,682 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Love Is In The Air by PabloVotesNo reviews
One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 206 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Loki's Revenge or How Harry became a Friend and More to the Norse God by uoduck reviews
Part 3 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers". Harry is flown to the facility in Maine. He discovers that it is very boring being a shield agent. Though that changes when a certain black haired god comes through the tesseract. A very familiar god. This is Harry/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Harry P., Loki] - Complete
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
Ikazuchi by ElemenTalia reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! AU HPNaruto xover. (One Last update, please read the last chapter). Please stop sending me requests to continue the story. I am only keeping this story up as a way to show the change in my writing over time. Message me if you are interested in adopting it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,442 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruko of the poisoned mist by flameslavier reviews
Naruko Uzumaki finds inspiration in the pages of the Bingo Book
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Naruko U.
Always Together by notsofrilly reviews
Light Lord Hadrian Liam Glofindale previously know as Harry Potter is an 8,000 year old immortal High Elf. Due to the death of his soul mate Dark Lord Voldemort, the death of all magic is drawing near. To prevent this, Lady Magic has decided to send Hadrian back in time to his 10 year old body to prevent the end. Dumbledore bashing. HPLV HPTMR Slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5327 - Favs: 8,031 - Follows: 9,513 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Boy Kami by jully123 reviews
A wandering land god witnesses a meeting on a cold november night and a decision is made that will turn the British wizarding world on its head in the later years to come. Not nice Dumbles. God!Harry. HPXKamisamaHajimemashita crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P.
Winter Wish by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
A six year old Kuru finds herself alone with the moon and stars as her only friends. Making a wish on a star she is sent to Konoha by some meddlesome Goddesses, in the hopes of making new friends. A six year old Minato finds himself interested in the new girl who has no chakra, thus the start of a beautiful adventure and friendship is born. FemHarry/Minato.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aridethdar reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry during a family vacation to the Americas when Harry is very young. With no knowledge of who he is, where he lives, or even his name. He is found by a magical family with...issues and they decide to take him. However, when they realize WHO he is, they have to make some … changes. The WW is in for a shock! HP/LV(TR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
I have family but what is this about a club? by 917brat reviews
Harry has won the war but lost everything that really mattered to him. Or at least that is the way it seems. But what happens when Harry gets a letter from the goblins at Gringotts. A letter that says he has another relative... full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010
A New World by BananaStudMuffin reviews
Somehow finding himself in a whole new world, Harry tries to find his way back to his world. However, he finds much, much more. SLASH. Also some OOCness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Kakashi H.
Deluge of Rose Petals by 666darknessangel666 reviews
When Harry Potter moves in with his cousin Tamaki and meets the club he makes friends with them rather quickly. Now he has to get used to the crazy life in the club AND deal with a rising crush on Kyouya. What will he do? Yaoi but nothing explicit possibly a kiss here or their nothing special. AU. This story is NONMAGIC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Puppeteer edited by PandorMedusa reviews
(The edit version of Puppeteer) This is Yaoi, Slash, Guy on guy action, if you don't like than don't read! Cancri finds Rin injury, heals her. Goes and finds Sesshomaru, he gets wrapped into the war for the jewel shards. Would his past return and tear Cancri to pieces or would he over come them. Would he find love with the war raging on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P., Sesshomaru - Complete
Son Of a Sage by Nela Night reviews
While Jiraiya was exploring England, he finds Harry in the middle of the forest where his Parents abandoned him. He decides to take him and adopt him as his son. Response to TheAnimeWriterLover Challenge 4. (Rewriting)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Jiraiya
Yew and Holly by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
Harry brings his lover back to Britain to spend Christmas at the Weasleys. But things never go to plan when your name is Harry Potter – or your lover is Lord Voldemort. Takes place five years after the events of 'In Somno Veritas.' LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hadrian Salazar Peverell by Basill reviews
Most would think that the evilest dark lord since Salazar himself would be gloating at the fact that his enemy was at his feet, but when said enemy was just a boy how could he take pleasure in it? Warning: Slash and possible lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
Sabaku no Harry (Harry of the Sand Waterfall) by Meer-Heika reviews
Voldemort learns the entire prophecy and turns it in his favor: if no one can kill him except Harry, what better path to immortality than to send the boy away? Five-year-old Harry awakens in a vast desert. How will he survive? Chapter 4 up: what will Gaara decide?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Gaara
Two Scarred Souls Heal Each Other by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,017 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M.
Harry Potter and the Stein Sisters by whatever97 reviews
This what happens when Lily Evans has a twin sister and marries ein. This what weird stuff their kids get into that makes wonder about the sanity of them. Death the kid/oc other pairs will appear later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., OC, Death The Kid
Harry Potter-Riddle by Tarsina18 reviews
Harry is given the option to leave his muggle family at the price of his hand in marriage to Voldemort Please note, this has mature content. I am rewriting this story. Please be patient with me! 6-19-16 Ch. 2 rewritten! I will not be posting new chapters untill all current ones are rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,028 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Subitus Vices by BloodiedFangs reviews
Set in OotP. Harry has more problems than usual because of Voldemort and stress, making his inner snake very unhappy, but he also finds a strange ally in the school to help him deal with the events that are about to unfold. Slash LVHP MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Question Of Asking by AKA Gecko reviews
Harry messes up yet another potion, exasperated Snape looks into his mind to find out why the boy is so distracted. Shocked to see that the boy is fanaticising about him he keeps him behind for a one-to-one lesson. M/s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Demon Death by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Being Master of Death had a lot of unintentional consequences. The three Hallows were tools of another world's creator to pick a Death for leading the Death Gods as they collect the souls of mortals. Being mortal himself, however, Harry couldn't very well be expected to govern as a wizard. Demon!Harry No!Slash (The Demon's Dear Friend has permission for borrowed ideas)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Something Lost, Something Found by Sneffita PT reviews
Harry discovers that everything he knew wasn't as it seemed. Now he has to deal with the betrayal and venture through a path of his own. Will he find someone along the way? Or will he have to go against everyone alone? [[Mature Content]] [[Lemons]] [[Slash]]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Living Life All Over Again by LifeOnMarsBars reviews
After slaughtering Voldemort, Harry transports his soul back in time to his newborn body. He wants to live things differently, after all - being Dark couldn't possible be that bad. It turns out that blood does in fact matter. SLASH Dark!Evil!Clever!Harry Dumbledore!Weasleys!Hermione!Bellatrix Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Rodolphus L., Rabastan L.]
Haru Ley-Fay and The Path of the Death Scythe by SunDragonSoul reviews
What if Harry left the Druselys when he was younger? what if Harry's mothers family had a unique ability not related to magic? This is his story as a Demon Weapon and his goal to become a Death Scythe, Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P.
Gaara's New Family by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Better than it sounds. SLASH. Gaara makes a wish for someone to care for him. Magic grants said wish. Enter Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry James Potter. GaaSasu NaruShino KakaIru ZabuHarry HinaHaku. Up for Adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 132 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 4,751 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
Harry's Crooked Tiger by HatefulRodeo reviews
When the raven came to the Crooked Tiger; a discreet, if a bit seedy, gentleman's club for the bent and slightly kinky wizard, he never imagined he would see a man, or should he say woman this hot. A one-shot filled with yaoi goodness! Warnings inside so please read them!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Kyōya O. - Complete
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Silly Outoto,Wanna get Married? by FlowerCrownAvengers reviews
Sasuke finaly gets to Itachi's locked drawl. Would he be happy with the results? Warnings!: Incest! Marriage! Hard yaoi! Kinky!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Alphas by Extraho reviews
Harry is not who everyone thinks him to be, but no one really is though - One night he meets someone who wont change the course of his destiny, but definitely how fast he'll get there. Harry/Fenrir MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
There Comes a Time by Infernal Rose reviews
Harry was captured by Voldemort on his 17th birthday, held prisoner for 1 1/2 years, and tortured every minute of it. When he escapes he locks down his emotions and seeks to learn everything he can to protect himself. In his search for training, he finds the Hidden Villages. Will his teacher be able to teach him the shinobi ways, and heal Harry's heart along the way? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
To Hell and Back by Ashlynn LionHart reviews
Due to an unforeseen event, Harry is pushed through the Veil by the Ministry to prevent him from being corrupted by the Dark Lord. The Order can't stop it, Harry is helpless to prevent it and something goes very wrong with everyone's plans. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Naraku
Death is Only the Beginning! by Aridethdar reviews
To Harry death always meant "That's It, Game Over, The End..." He had no clue as to how wrong he was! Apparently "Master of Death" was a bad translation. "Death's New Toy" would have been more accurate... The ninja world is in for a shock! HP/(Male), HG/? Warning: Slash(Yaoi/Yuri) Hetero. Language and Humor. T for now... will probably go up later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Harry P.
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Day Hani lost Usa-chan by williamsangel88 reviews
...and Harry found him. Just a cute story I thought up while not being able to focus on anything else. Mention of SLASH though nothing weird. Ignores Epilogue of HP, ONE-SHOT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Drabbles, Oneshots by Risei
Ch.1 Sideshot for Konohagakure's Guide
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013
Konoha's Guide by Risei reviews
Rewrite of Konohagakure's Guide, which i will leave up for about a week after I post this. - Harry finds a tome on the history of Konoha, intrigued he sets out to look for it, once he finds it he moves there, taking in Naruto as his charge. M/M, Nothing explicit, kissing later on. Itachi/Harry, Gaara/Naruto - Short Updates 1-2k as i try to make the story presentable. T for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Itachi U.
Weaponless Meister and the Meisterless Weapon by RusNydia reviews
"If you grab for the scalpel, I will not hesitate to return the favor by cutting off your phallus," Severus suddenly threatened. Franken sighed sadly against the nub and released the medical tool, listening to the instrument clatter to the ground. Franken/Severus yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Severus S., Franken Stein
Clarity by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: The world sees Uzumaki Naruto, a girl with no family who is ostracized and hated by most the village. What they don't know if Uzumaki Naruto is just an illusion. How will things change when the Village learns of Hyūga Hiyori, twin sister of Hinata, and the girl masquerading as Uzumaki Naruto; the Hyūga no one but her clan and a few others knew existed? Fem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
Wakashū Angel by HatefulRodeo reviews
Samurai Era PWP featuring a Kyoya/Harry pairing; seme/uke. Essentially, Kyoya purchases Harry and yummy slash ensues! Obviously this fic has Hard Yaoi. Don't Like It? Don't Read It! Also, it is A/U and has OOC characters. Sorry for the short summary but there really isn't any better way to sum this story up than this. Read and Enjoy Lovelies! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Kyōya O. - Complete
Ripples in the Ocean by Ratface721 reviews
Harry lived a long life as a wizard. He didn't expect to be spending the next great adventure as a ninja, let alone as a girl! Harry always did move to the beat of his own drum. How will him...err...her being in the Naruto world affect the others...especially the Uchiha? Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,923 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harry P., Itachi U., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Vacant Little Noises by FireflyAliceXIII reviews
The giant pink school was suppose to be his quiet hide out, where he wouldn't be noticed or bothered. But when Harry accidentally ends up in 'Music Room #3' he didn't count on meeting the seven members of The Ouran high host club.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Peregrine by Flukemeister reviews
Slash. All Harry ever wanted after the Voldemort affair was over was to go hide away somewhere in peace. Of course, his wish is granted way out of context. Now he's in the past and in a foreign country, determined to live his life away as a bird. But things never go his way, do they?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 50,819 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Medusa's second daughter by FunahoMisaki reviews
Viper Rose Gorgon is no ordinary baby, she is the youngest daughter of Medusa Gorgon and the younger sister of Crona Gorgon. Even more so she used to go by another name, Angel Lily Potter. Medusa found her by chance while in England and she'd be damned if she let that colorblind old man turn the baby into a weapon! Watch how this little witch changes everything. AU OOC mama!Medusa
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Crona, Medusa G.
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Meeting Captain America by uoduck reviews
Part 2 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers". Harry meets the last member of the Avengers, Captain America. Interlude between the events of the first story and Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Ouran's New Teacher by Renvrick reviews
Harry was de-aged in a blotched potion during the last battle by a stupid rat. With his dogfathers blessing he went to Japan where there are laws against harrasing celebrites. There he was roped into being the first ever drama teacher at Ouran. Finding love was never something he thought he could do, but somehow he couldn't resist. Warning:Slash alert!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Undertaker
Bite Sized by SlipStitch reviews
The first time that Harry met Tony Stark he was just about to close his little bakery shop, Bite Sized. The second time Stark came to the bakery he brought along a pretty redhead that had a phone stuck to her ear and seemed to be trying to placate someone on the other end of the phone. Tony/Harry. Slash. Drabbley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Sense and Sensibility by BlackPrince24 reviews
adopted Au/ooc Hector Potter is BWL or is he? Unknown to most Lily has twins Sickly Harry is sent to Petunia,rescued by Sirius He is raised by new parents in an old blood family Is Hector truly hero? And what happens when twins meet at school? slash/mprg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,271 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Of Curses and Countries by helloshatteredlove reviews
Prussia and Gilbird discover a small black kitten in an alleyway one day. Being the awesome ones that they are, they take him home. To Germany, who isn't happy, but because the kitten isn't TOO destructive, he decides it can stay. Until England sees the kitten for what it really is. A wizard. Yes, slash. Rated M for safety, and possible future chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Prussia
In a Handful of Dust by Irrellavant reviews
LVHP: Harry Potter always assumed the prophecy meant the war would end in death. Voldemort has other ideas, and Harry learns that not everything is as it seems. AU Marriage!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Bloodlines by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: Uzumaki Hotaru was born with a rare bloodline that gave her an advantage no one counted on. But can she handle everything life throws at her when she's considered an outcast by most because of her bloodline, which gives her cat-like horns and a strange ability? Add being the jinchūriki of the Kyūbi, and she'll either sink or swim. Fem!Naru. Itachi/Fem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 272 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Itachi U., Naruko U.] Team Seven
How Sang Lys met the Dark Lord by Jessiikaa15 reviews
This is a short oneshot on how the assassin Sang Lys first met up with the Dark Lord. It's a side story to my Dark Repercussions, so if you have read that then you might be interested, if you haven't then you could read this but it might not make sense!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,638 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 4,239 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Bedazzling Adventures of an Unfortunate Time Traveller by Stupido reviews
"They look alike, don't they?" Although it was true, both women knew it was impossible. "We could pretend that they are twins." Mrs Cole nodded. "Tom Marvolo and Hadrian Ignotus Riddle" TIMETRAVEL. HPTR. HPLV. HPOC? SLASH. TWINCEST. An unfortunate accident at the Ministry leads to many changes in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Vampire Secrets by AKA Gecko reviews
Lord Voldemort has won the war and regained most of his sanity. Seeing promise in Harry he makes him his own! Full summery inside. THIS IS A ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Finding Love and Defeating the Tumma Sumu by Writers-Anonymous13 reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort. On the last night of school during the feast Harry Potter suddenly disappears. At another point in time one of the most Evil of demons is unleashed. When Harry is transported back in time to help the Founders he finds danger, a surprising inheritance and true love. Will they be able to defeat the Demon? Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Doing It Right The Second Time Around by notsofrilly reviews
Harry and Tom have lost the Final Battle and have died. Fate gives them the opportunity to do it over again. They are now 4 years old in the 1930's. See them grow-up together and shake the wizarding world. Time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Breaking Point by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU: People hate and fear that which they can not understand. 'Naruto' thought it would be easy, just prove that their hate and fear was unjustified, but one small choice can change everything. Now, the village has crossed a line and nothing will ever be the same again. Darkish!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Karin U.] Team Seven
Lullaby by xB2UTY reviews
They made a mistake and now they need to get the real Boy Who Lived back, the only problem? Harry Potter disappeared into the Muggle world several years ago. Across the globe, the elite Ootori's 4th son looks strikingly like the missing Potter. Mori/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
A Protector's Soul by WizardsGirl reviews
Harry was content to be in the background, a Weapon without a Meister, a Reject, working his way through the DWMA as someone completely unnoticeable... And then he found someone who needed help and, well... He DOES have that Hero Complex! Mash-up, NO MAGIC minus Anime-Cannon Witches. T for Safety... Feel free to ask questions in Reviews, they'll be answered in the Q&A.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P.
Eternally Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sirius Black had a secret he never shared. Even with James. His family had attempted to mix chakra with magic, but nothing ever came of the union...until he accidentally unlocked the doujutsu. After the death of his best friend, his eyes got an upgrade. Sirius breaks free and decides to make things right, even if it means moving in with his cousins in the Hidden Continent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,195 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sirius B., Harry P., Itachi U.
I Wish by kibaxkaori reviews
For a time, Harry respected Dumbledore's wishes. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,569 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Alternative Life by Stupido reviews
What if Sirius Black was secretly married to Nephele Gyges? Before he could tell the Potters the great news, they were killed by Voldemort. And he was sentenced to lifelong in Azkaban. Nephele fights for Hadrian 'Harry' Potter's custody, and wins. How does life turn out for him now? SB/OC HP/LV HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 5,494 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
We Must be Killers by taco's bell reviews
Although he finds the ninja unsettling, he smiles. /In which Harry is not interesting enough to attract the attention of anyone, but does anyways./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Sway by HatefulRodeo reviews
Swaying, writhing bodies converged and broke apart everywhere Kyoya's onyx eyes looked. It was hypnotic to the 24 year old male, as he let himself be swept away into the mass of sweaty bodies and groping hands. Kyoya was too drunk to care if his behavior was improper or uncouth; not after the day he'd had. Yaoi; Don't Like? Don't Read! Complete For Now!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Kyōya O. - Complete
Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews
Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dangerous Duel by Basill reviews
Harry and Neville move with Neville's gran to Forks to start over after the war. The two boys are vamps and soon meet up with the Cullen's. Will contain slash, don't like don't read. : Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Pirate Conqueror by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Harry's decided he's conquered enough in his own world so he goes to the Dimensional Witch for a new one. He ends up in the world of One Piece where there are adventures galore and a certain intriguing red-haired pirate. Super!Harry EventualSlash
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,214 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Shanks
Ministry of Magic by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle are rival magical nation leaders who are trying to work out a dispute between their two countries, but their powerful desire for each other keeps getting in the way. I never made it clear that this is inspired by The West Wing. it is. (I may add something some day, but it's complete for now. I think it ended in a good-ish place).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Winter's Reprieve by enchanted nightingale reviews
Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
Shadowed Pain by theturtlemonster reviews
Harry never wanted the Light to hate him, to curse his very name and regret the day he was born.They turned on him first and he did what he had to do to survive.Harry never wanted to conspire with Slytherins and fall in love in the process, nor did he want to become the most feared necromancer.They made him what he was.Dark Harry.Slash.5th year:Light refuses to believe LV returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,694 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Malfoy Mother: Only The Beginning by RavenclawSlytherinQueen reviews
James and Lily's will is read in a very public manner. The will states that Harry was to be left to his godfathers Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, but if those to were unable to take him he was to go to his godmother Narcissa Malfoy. This is a Rewrite of my story Malfoy Mothter. Full Summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Strange Inheritance by Aridethdar reviews
One minute Harry was walking around, minding his own business, and next thing he knows... WHAM! He's a lovely albino snake and can't figure out how it happened! If that's not bad enough, The Dark Lord comes by and decides he'd make a perfect PET. What's a BWL to do? And what's this about being a Creature? ... HP/LV (TMR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Life Reconstructed by Kat3418 reviews
Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nirvana by pammazola reviews
Two and a half years into a relationship and Ririchiyo is still oblivious. A jealous Miketsukami finally shows his true colors. The fox spirit will have to prove to her how deep his feelings run. Anime-based one-shot. Rated M.
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M. - Complete
The Red Ribbons by flower deep reviews
What if Sasuke had a little brother? Would Hisui be able to keep Sasuke from following the path to revenge? Would having a younger brother have kept Sasuke from going to Orichimaru, or would Hisui follow his brother to the ends of the world? Warning Slash, high rating 'coz I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,000 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
An Evening's Rhapsody by Vain Gloriousness reviews
Oneshot. Ibiki/Harry. Slash. Yaoi. The couple settles down for the night with an intimate tryst of love and desire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Ibiki M. - Complete
Scattered Memories on the Floor by Felicity Dream reviews
After Luke's death, two take it especially hard. They sleep together, Hermes deals with the aftermath, Percy doesn't know if he hates or loves Luke or sure where Hermes fits in. Then there's Annabeth. And his sexuality. And everything else. Angsty!Hercy, coming of age and out of the closet for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] Athena, Triton
Sealed with a Deal by Whispering Darkness reviews
A story told in 200 word snippets. Slash, Crowley/Harry. Nothing is free in this world. Not even a simple question. So let's make a deal. Harry wasn't about to sell his soul, but there were a few other things he could probably do without...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Crowley - Complete
Arctic by yaoigirl22 reviews
When Harry befriends a injured dog, his life takes an intresting turn. Especailly when the dog turns out to be a Werewolf, an overprotective and possessive Werewolf. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P.
Forbidden Decadence by Somewhere Nowhere reviews
When the Savior of the Wizarding World is accidentally transported back to 1955, how will the future change? And what role with a certain blonde play? Warnings: Slash, language, violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Abraxas M., Harry P.
Make It or Break It by Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Dark Waltz by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Harry is willing to do anything to protect his war torn family, even giving up his freedom and becoming a weapon. Now serving under Aizen, Harry must learn to adapt to his new surroundings, avoid the Espada out for his blood and make sense of his cold, silent guard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,427 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
The Jinchuuriki and the Demon Cat by Mya Uzo reviews
Transported to another world pissed Harry off. So, he was going to take his revenge against its population. As a cat. Tora &Harry friendship. Naruto/Harry pairing. yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Vampires, Werewolfs, and Wizards by Tametsi reviews
Harry gets more than he plans for when he arrives at Forks high school, Vampires, Werewolves, and Wizards, Oh Merlin! Why can't he catch a break?- It will have Harry/Jasper slash, of course! And, Alice might find a place for herself, somewhere...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Jasper
By Chance at the Zoo by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Mitsukuni Haninozuka went on a visit to England with his family for a few sunny weeks in June. When at the zoo, he sees something that bothers him, which results in him bringing one Harry Potter home with him! See how life changes for Harry when he is brought up among the elite, and trained in the ways of magic far away from a meddlesome old headmaster. Possible Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 835 - Published: 12/17/2012
Pranks and Punishments by sakurademonalchemist reviews
This is a series of crack fics that goes along to Troubles In Time and Trials of the Fox. From Pranks, Punishments, and all out insanity, it's sure to tickle your funny bone! Each crack fic will be labeled as a chapter, so I hope you enjoy them!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Songs of Immortals by FireflyAliceXIII reviews
'Bright', 'charming', 'elegant'...'cold'...'deadly'...'a demon' were the whispered words used to describe Henry. But people could believe what they want- it wasn't his problem. Except having Ciel Phantomhive as his younger brother came with its own set of troubles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 399 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Through the Looking Glass by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP When Harry was little he used to wish that his twin brother was the chosen one. His brother used to wonder what it would be like to know the Dark Lord. Later Tarrant runs away to join Voldemort, who accepts him, thinking he is Harry... his mate. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Grand Line by PensiveProsperity reviews
Harry is betrayed by his so called friend Hermione and mentor Dumbledore. He realized he would need a contingency plan for when he won the war. With the help of the goblins along with Neville and Ron he decides to go to a new world with a new lease on life. Slash Harry/Shanks
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P., Shanks
Veela mates by slayer of destiny reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding Harry meets Fleur's cousin Lucien, a part Veela who Harry is instantly pulled towards and has a past as painful as Harry's own. Harry/OMC, sorry for my attempts at a French accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,761 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Bloopers! by Rainbow Lagoon reviews
The title says it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
Cigarette Smoke And The Morning Sun by Ashvarden reviews
When Harry decided to take a late-night flight on the Quidditch pitch, he didn't think it would trigger anything earth-shattering. Luckily, he was wrong. Slash of the Harry/Marcus Flint variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - [Harry P., Marcus F.]
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 4,984 - Follows: 5,609 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Black Cat's Halloween Treat by Kat100666 reviews
To catch the elusive dungeon bat one must play the bats own games, lurking in the shadows, scarying students and being witty and clever. Will the green eyed cat catch his treat or end up tricked in the end? Slash. Dedicated to Vamprincess38 Missing scene now on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tricks to Treats by Kat100666 reviews
Becoming friends with Draco Malfoy simple, attending a Halloween Ball with his friend, easy, forgetting what he sees that night, not likely, one night changes the fate of the wizarding world. mild LM/SS even though their not the listed characters. not HP/DM, their just friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From the Depths of Darkness by Vallory Russups reviews
Necromancer!Harry.Slash.Harry ends up being thrown out of the Dursley household.Because of a Death Eater he gets sent back in time.How does his relationship with his parents and the people around him progress with the war around them?Harry/multi HPLM HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,717 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
One Does Not Simply Tickle Others by CupCakesYummeh reviews
Lucy will forever rue the day she thought a bored Laxus was none of her concern. Fluffmeister and slightly OOC Laxus I guess. Rated T for my paranoia. Inspired by WinterJade's 50 Moments [though it's mostly because of the fluff involved.] I tried at humor. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Mine to Take by Aridethdar reviews
Harry landed hard on his bum in a Diagon Alley far different from what he remembers. And the abuse to his butt has only just begun! Apparently he's in an AU where Voldemort has a claim to his arse and has decided that Harry is his to take! What's a Boy-Who-Lived to do!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
All Hallows' Eve - Konoha by Whispering Darkness reviews
The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 4,408 - Follows: 1,109 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Together by Deaths-Black-Rose reviews
Harry is sick of Dumbledore's manipulating. He decides it's time to fight back and join his mate. Did I mention that said mate is the dark lord himself? Yep. Wonder how he takes the news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,294 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Angel in My Head by Aridethdar reviews
The ritual to restore Voldemort's form did far more than the Dark Lord thought. Now the shard inside Harry is aware and willing to help the boy. But will this work for the Dark Lord, or against him? Only time will tell... Either way? Things are definitely going to get interesting! ... HP/TR(LV)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Illusions by Ithilas reviews
People see what they want to see which makes it that much easier to protect the one that matters the most to you. A meeting that happened by chance changes a prophecy and changes the child who should have been because a mother's love knows no limits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
Mirror of Fate by Somewhere Nowhere reviews
Summary: Harry's lost EVERYTHING. Given one chance to make things right again, he gives up his past and present in the hope of a better future. Time travel fic. Rating is for language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dark Mage of the Zodiac by sakurademonalchemist reviews
In an effort to save him, Harry's magic sends him to Fiore. The first person to find him is none other than the Dark Mage Zeref! How will the magic keys Zeref leaves Harry change his fate? Can the magic of the Celestial Yin and Yang keys coexists, or is this a match doomed to fail? BrotherlyLoki, SisterlyLucy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Loke/Leo
The Choice by Crossover For Idiots reviews
"Right." Harry said knowing he wasn't going to like this, but at least he'd chosen it. One choice after a lifetime of none. The next moment Uchiha Haruto opened his eyes a second after he was destined to die. Re-Writing and Outlining, Returning Christmas Day 2013.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Itachi U.
For Better or Worse? You got to be kidding me! by perfect-piscies reviews
FG/HP Harry finds out that all Dumbledore thought of him was that of a tool. Now he has to go back to the Dursleys after Sirius go's throught the veil, Was all this worth it? He's had enough its time to shed the mask. For better or Worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,005 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
The Great Escape by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Harry runs away from Hogwarts, only to be found by Neji Hyuuga. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
Shadow and Ice Continuation by Reithandina reviews
(HIATUS UNTIL MUSE RETURNS; I'M SO SORRY! Y Y ) It's been 7 days since Azkaban was taken over. Finnaly Harry will know what've happened in the Wizarding World since he was imprisoned. With the Malfoys he start plotting to take over Britain, and restore it to it's former glory. Dark!Harry, YAOI!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Dementors
Mated by Ashtin Nightwalker reviews
Voldemort orders Fenrir to kill Harry Potter. Fenrir has no problem with that... Until he meets Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,411 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Metamorphosis by WizardsGirl reviews
Being Master of Death isn't easy. Especially not when one of your charges gets drunk and ends up losing a bet that ends with you in a different Dimension in a new body... Well, at least he didn't get turned into a girl, and Harry's learned that its the small things that mean the most. Still, he just knew something weird was going to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
No Matter What by Wish Porter reviews
Somehow finding their way to one another, two boys make the promise of a lifetime. Nothing will keep them apart, they'll always be together, no matter what. slash, yaoi, rated for a reason, gray Harry. Request from tetee77515
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P., Gaara
Lord Sphinx by Basill reviews
This was written for someone else. It is a Harry Potter goes back in time and falls for Salazar. I don't own Harry Potter by the way. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Moon Lily Cafe by Shiroiro tora reviews
After the war, the people start to turn on Harry. So he decides that he will move to Tokyo with his son, Teddy. His plan, start a cafe and raise his son and just live in peace. Two things he didn't account for, Love & meeting Ouran Host club. SLASH MoriHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Nothing is as it seems by Kindred01 reviews
Voldemort wants an Heir and since he is married to Lucius Malfoy he wants him to have it TR/LM HP/TR RL/SB HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,5