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Author has written 17 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, Ranger's Apprentice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Castlevania, Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS, and Naruto.

I'm gonna try to Update My Fic's at least once a year

AO3: http:///users/LittleOne94

'Collecting A Family' is now on AO3

this link is distressing, but it tells a story that needs to be heard.

http:///index.php?topic=29045.0

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.

-Edmund Burke


Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Place of Dwelling: The Land Down Under

Pairs I Like

Kyo Kara Maoh:

Yuri/Any-Boy except Wolfram

Harry Potter

Harry/Any-Magical-Boy except Draco

Naruto:

Naruto/Any-Boy except Choji


don't click this link...


HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.


Stupid Shiny Volvo owner- Bella Swan


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


"If at first you don't succeed, get someone else to do it."

-A wise old owl lived in an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; the less he spoke the more he heard: Why can't we all be like that bird?

which is better to be a happy idiot, or a miserable genius?

"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." - Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

I'm not Stalking you, I'm doing Research.

My cold heart is a place where , true love , cannot bloom.

"This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies." - Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG, SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE FIRE HYDRANT!

If the ocean was fruit juice and i was a duck
I'd sink to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not fruit juice and i'm not a duck
So give me some yaoi and shut the f*k up!

"The past is history, the future is mystery, this moment is a gift...that's why it's called present so enjoy it while you can."

"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday"

Work like you don't need the money.
(or though my sis says that if you don't need money then you don't work at all...good point)
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like no-one's watching.
Sing like no-one's listening.
Live like it's heaven on earth.

Quote to Live by: "I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat, and snicker." TS Eliot.


no one knows how sad I really am...

no one knows how lonely I am...

not many have seen me cry...

not many have seen my heart smile..


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart ass you are.
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


This is about abortion...It gets pretty sad. :(

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler

Listen to him sing !!!
*gasping for air, simply breath taking*


Any man's Death diminishes me, for I'm involved in mankind.

Therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls,

It tolls for thee.


What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


When Jacob realises he imprinted on Renesmee

Everything that made me who I was disconnected from me in that second - snip snip snip - and floated up into space.
I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was.
Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very center of the universe.
It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now.
Renesmee.


My favourite quotes from the Vampire Academy series:

VAMPIRE ACADEMY

Ralf- "So admit it, you killed the fox. You're trying to convince Kirova you're crazy so you can get out of here again."
Rose- "Screw you."
Ralf- "Are you offering?"
Rose- "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw."
Ralf- "Wow, you have changed. Last I remebered you weren't too picky about who you got naked with."
Rose- "And the last I remember, the only people you ever saw naked were on the internet."

Christian- "We all have to do things we don't like. That's life."
Rose- "What are you? An after school special?"
Christian- "If you weren't so sphycotic, you'd be fun to hang around."
Rose- "Funny, i feel that way about you too."

Rose- "Does my house arrest mean i can't go to church?"
Ms. Kirova- "I beg your pardon?"
Rose- "You said that whenever I'm not in class or practice, I have to stay in the dorm. But what about church on Sundays? I don't think it's
really fair to keep me away from my religious...um, needs."
Ms. Kirova- "I wasn't aware you had any religious needs."
Rose- "I found Jesus while I was gone."
Ms. Kirova- "Isn't your mother an aheist?"
Rose- "And my dad's probably Muslim. But I've moved on to my own path. You shouldn't keep me from it."

FROSTBITE

Mason- "Oh, man. Who pissed you off?"

Christian- "You never looked so good Rose."

Rose- "I feel that way when I talk to you."
Adrian- "But you don't hate me. Not Really."
Rose- "I don't like you either."
Adrian- "So you keep saying. But I can live with that."

Rose- "I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've
practised it."
Christian- "I have. But...well...I'm not very good at it. And doing it on dhampirs is nearly impossible. Liss is a hundred times better than me. Or
probably any Moroi."
Rose- "I know. But I don't want her to get in trouble."
Christian- "But you don't mind if I do?"
Rose- "Not really."
Christian- "You're a piece of work, you know that?"
Rose- "Yeah. I do, actually."

SHADOW KISS

Dimitri- "We Can't..."
Rose- "I know."

Adrian- "What do you think, little dhampir? I was pretty badass with that plant wasn't I? Of course, it would have been more badass if I'f, I
dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back or something. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practise."
Rose- "If you want some advice - which I'm sure you don't - you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa."
Adrian- "What? Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?"
Rose- "It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him."
Adrian- "You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better."
Rose- "If you touch me, I'll provide you with an opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are."

BLOOD PROMISE

Lissa- "Your face is kind of scaring me. What are you thinking?"

Rose- "I'll always love you."
Dimitri- "That's what I was supposed to say..."


Girls

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't quite as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say "I love you."

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you.
When I met you I was afraid to kiss you.
When I kissed you I was afraid to love you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you...


I'm loud, no mute button on this chicka but I'm not obnoxious

I'm reserved but I'm not stuck-up

I'm a straight-in-your-face-kind-of-girl but I'll respect your privacy and personal bubble (Mostly)

I'm shy but only because I like good first impressions

I'm a lover but I'm careful with my heart

I'm sweet but not if you mess with my family or friends

I'm sadistic but not if your sweet to me.

I'm a gypsy but I'm not psycho

I love music but well there is no but in that situation

I'm smart but I'm not a nerd

I'm pretty but I only say that so I'll stop getting slapped by my friends

I love hugs but only if your not creepy (or smell)

I hate ciggarettes.

I adore animals but I'm not the crazy cat lady.


ThInGs To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?(Chunky Dunk)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?


Quotes l like:

-" The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul." -John Chiam

-"Tired of these endless games, Time to end the darkened day To raise the sword To kill the light Because there is no reason left to fight..." -Night Oasis

-"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.

-"Everything you do will come back upon you. 3-fold for the normal shit, 10-fold for the freaky shit." -Lycorne

-"I think crime pays. The hours are good, you get to travel a lot." -Woody Allen

-"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle." -Robery Alden

-"Those who fear the darkness have no idea what the light can do" -Katasai_Rakshasa

-"Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles." -Arabian Proverb

-"You're welcome to believe that the world is a nice, logical, rational, safe place... You'll be wrong, but that hasn't stopped anyone else who thinks the same way." -Dierdre, Otherworld by Mercades Lackey and Holly Lisle

-"Cats are known to see within the dark. Yet, if you had sight like a cat, even for one day, would you really want to see what's in the dark?"

-"The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness."

-On a tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be. Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way you went.

-"It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces"

-"A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I cried"

-My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

-If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.

-Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

-"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else"

-"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go"

-"I hate this feeling, it's one I know all to well, it's a thing called heartbreak and it hurts like hell"

-"My heart bleeds no more since turning to stone"

-"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it"

-"When I see you smile and know that its not for me, that's when I miss you the most"

-"Take a look at me now, cause there's just an empty space. And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face." - Phil Collins

-"This is a song for the lonely, can you hear me tonight? For the broken hearted, battle scarred I'll be by your side. - Cher More

-I see him but he sees past me. I look in his eyes but he looks around me. Does he know what I see when he stares through me? I see him and I can't help watching him not watching me.

-It is quite gratifying to feel guilty if you haven't done anything wrong: how noble! Whereas it is rather hard and certainly depressing to admit guilt and to repent. Hannah Arendt

-You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true. Sidney Madwed

-We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.? R. W. Dale

-We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.? David Weatherford

-" For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.' " John Greenleaf Whittier

-Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

-Though I know he loves me, tonight my heart is sad; his kiss was not so wonderful as all the dreams I had. Sara Teasdale

-Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts the most.

-Friendship is the marriage of the soul. - Voltaire

-"When I am dead, I will not hurt anymore, will it Mama?...When I am dead, build me a little monument of stones in the woods." Alexei Romanov

-Life is a perpetual drunkenness; the pleasure passes, but the headache remains.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley." - Joel Rosenberg

-"A coward dies a hundred deaths, a brave man only once... But then, once is enough, isn't it?" -Judge Harry T.Stone

-"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." -Guy Almes

-"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death." -Dave Barry

-The gods conceal from men the happiness of death, that they may endure life. -Lucan

-Ah! what a sign it is of evil life, when death's approach is seen so terrible! -Shakespeare

-For those of you who think we are descendents from those cavemen who stood and fought with dinosaurs, you must be nuts, we are descendents from the ones who ran like hell to live."

-Tears are sometimes an inapproriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." -Julie Burchill

-I dislike death, but there are things I dislike more than death, therefore, there are occasions when I will not avoid danger. -Mo Dzu

-You can lose a man like that by your own death, but not by his. -George Bernard Shaw

-"Rather, she [ Death ] simply is the Ultimate Hostess who tells you when your table's ready. It's up to other powers what section you're seated in (smoking or non-smoking)." - John C. Straffin

-We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so the moment after death." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

-After your death you will be what you were before your birth." Arthur Schopenhauer

-"The charnel ground is that great graveyard in which the complexities of samsara and nirvana lie buried."

-Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. Joseph Addison

-Death is not the greatest loss in life. -Norman Cousins

-A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

-Obstacles are a natural part of life, just as boulders are a natural part of the course of the river. The river does not complain or get depressed because there are boulders in its path.


How I am blonde. Got this from someone's profile and tried it.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love position
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Cats are better than dogs.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
X sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.


He's Cute!!


I am a writer, not your grammer teacher.

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive I just don't care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that.

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

- Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run, fast

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-Education is important. School however, is another matter.

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it's the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you

It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck

"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!"

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two?

If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


Random quotes I love:

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!

Yea, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain

Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

22=6, I rock at math

Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me

Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots

Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out

True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry

I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on

This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls.

Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him

I'm the type of girl who can watch abunch of horror movies and not get scared...

then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster

Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU

I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


EVER WONDER:

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!


'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?


I'm the kinda girl who would...:

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THEM


Hush Little Sister

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He hurt me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's angry tonight
Run while you can
It'll be alright

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

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This is Bunny.


If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List.


You know if you live in 2008 when

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .


Favourite sayings of all time!!
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.
Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece!
NO ENTRY! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will march up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
you can trust someone with everything you have, but will they trust you wtih anything?
If u run away from everything u will eventually run out of things to run from
A friend would come bail you out of jail withoutany questions, a good friend would already know what you did but would bail you out anyway, a best friend would not come bail you out of jail, they would be sitting right next to you saying, "boy we screwed up."
maybe animals do talk, we just never listen
Boys always break girls hearts, Girls just break there faces. Hearts are easier to put back together.
learn from yesterday live for today and hope for tomorrow
hes not the kind of man i need, hes not the kind of man i want, hes not the kind of boy my friends approve of, but thats excattly the kind of man i need.
if the world ended today then no one would care because no one would be left
you may of broken my heart but you can never break me
he broke my heart and you put it back together
you better hit me while im down bc thats the only chance youll get

I have finally found out why i am crazy! I am a perfectionist, but i am no where near perfect. You can see why this creates so many problems. :)


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you go around to random people saying 'fish can't act' because your friend owns a fish named hoover, who you swear is a vampire because he tries to make it look like he's breathing, really badly. Stand up in the middle of History and proclaim 'O, how fertile the young mind is' to the utter amusement of your teacher and bewilderment of your peers who don't know what fertile means. Crazy is when someone asks you a question about a Tortall character and you describe them and their lives in great detail, including their entire wardrobe and diet. Crazy is when you wait till it starts raining to go to the pool and water park. Crazy is when you hide under a blanket because its to hot. Crazy is when you read a push sign then continue to look for the handle to pull for ten minutes. Crazy is when you read the pull sign again and again while trying to push the door open just to back up and run into the door as hard as you can. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


11 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
10 When you have food all over your mouth and someone asks you ' Have you eaten?' well why is there egg on my cheek! loser.
11 When people yell at you constanly for doing one thing then go and do that same thing over and over! Hypocrites!
12 People who yell at me cause i can't spell. If I could spell why wouldnt I? If you want me to fix at least tell me how to spell it!

American Soldier's Wife

By Tonya Shore
Do you know what it is like to live the life,
Of an American Soldier's Wife?
Always having to stand strong,
Forever pretending nothing's wrong.
All the tears we shed at night,
Cause our love ain't there to hold us tight.
All the time's we sit in silence and pray,
That God will bring him home safely to stay.
Or when our hearts feel as heavy as stone's,
Cause we are apart and all alone.
And out of all the things in this world we miss,
The thing we miss most is his kiss.
We think of him with every breath,
We know without him, our life is death.
Or when he misses seeing the birth of his son or daughter,
Knowing his sorrow, you hold on to them a little tighter.
Watching your children grow and looking them in the eye,
Telling them daddy's going to be all right and hoping it's not a lie.
All the special events and holiday's he'll miss,
All the missed hugs and kisses from the kids.
All the tears you cry into his pillow,
Dreading another missed tomorrow.
And hearing everyone call him a Hero, your heart swells with pride,
You say, Thank You, and smile to hide the void you feel inside.
He doesn't choose to be away from his family and friends,
But, without our Soldiers this war would never end.
So, do you believe you could live the life,
Of an American Soldier's Wife?
Knowing these are only a few of the thing's we go through,
Really though... do you think we have it better than you?


On WINGS OF KNOWLEDGE There you are in your cap and tassel Ready to make the world your castle. It seems just yesterday you were a kid, Watching everything we did. Now we're watching you graduate- The grown young man/woman we helped create! On wings of knowledge you will fly; Following your vision and rising high. We couldn't be prouder, of you; We wish you success in all you do. Remember one thing we want you to know: Our love is with you wherever you go.


We can't form our children on our own concepts; we must take them and love them as God gives them to us.

Actually, he was glaring at something. It was called life. Seriously, (insert name here) had already considered life a bitch.
And then the damn bitch just had to go and have puppies.
Because that's just what bitches do, they have more bitches. Bigger bitches. Until it's a never ending bitch chain.


The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone

You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

If you die, I'll kill you!

My name is Vash the stampede!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!

Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!

YAOI: I rape because i care.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and that is some crazy shit.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away…and you’ll have their shoes!

“Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.”

“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.”

“Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.”

I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.

“I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion.”

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I’m not scared…but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker…funny thing is, we don’t have a coffee maker.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.


How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.


If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

I love it when someone insults me. That means i don't have to be nice anymore.

Fiction is the only way to distress or let disappear someone you really hate, legally.--So what was your name?

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Trying is the first step toward failure

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Mind like parachute - only function when open

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity – Edgar Allen Poe.

Heaven won’t let me in and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Our destinies are not carved in stone. And even so, stones can be shattered…

"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, you make beef stew... or the more sensible thing to do would be squeeze them into people’s eyes...

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"Sorry I'll try not to trust you next time!"

"We all go a little mad sometimes"

there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

An Elegant Suicide Is The Ultimate Work Of Art.

"Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face"

"i am implementing the 'screw you' plan"
"what would that be..exactly?"
"exactly what it means. i say screw you, and you leave...so go on...shoo"

I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...

Free insults, come get yours.

"When the world turns it's back on you, steel it's wallet!"

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.

To be thoroughly conversant with a man's heart, is to take our final lesson in the iron-clasped volume of despair.

Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.


When The Sun Goes Down...
The moon goes up...
Whsn All sounds die!...
The time slows down...
"Fear" Grows Bigger n' The "game" begins...
Of U being Played By "Me" At Night...
This Is When U "scream" Out Loud!..
N' That is When I say... "GAME OVER!"...


They say it's my addiction but, they don't know it's my escape from my painful reality


If you want breakfast in bed...SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!!!


EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

My favorite bear of all time is a philosopher! Listen to some of Winnie the Pooh's wise words (I love his quotes):

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.


- "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!" Troy McClure

- "I have loved to the point of madness, that which is called madness,
that which to me is the only sensible way to love." - Francoise Sagan

- "She tells me that she wants to be a raindrop. She doesn't mind falling, as long as she's not alone. And raindrops, are never alone."


Reach for the Stars and you might get the Moon

Reach for the Manga and you might get the bishie inside

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should stop judging others, post this on your profile!

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Harry Potter

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various
directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

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Lord of Time by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is the Master of Death and Lord of Time through his joining of the three Hallows together. During a duel that wasn't going well, he jumps to the 1940's and has a talk with the true Master of Death. Can have prevent the destruction that will occur? Can he change Voldemort prevent him from becoming the darkest wizard of all time? Or will he be caught in Tom's web? Slash TMR/HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 485,192 - Reviews: 7326 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 7,214 - Updated: 7h - Published: 9/26/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lucky Ones by TeeBeMe reviews
Isabella wanted nothing to do with that ridiculous Host Club but since when did anyone ever listen to her? On top of battling her cousin and Uncle for a company she does not want, she still somehow finds the time to fall in love with the Wild Host of Ouran's Host Club. It's an amazing feat, she'd like to think. Rewrite of We Own The Night.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,364 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 13h - Published: 7/10/2017 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 593,702 - Reviews: 6807 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 9,072 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 6,034 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Harry Reese by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry Potter never existed. Harry Reese was born the same day as BWL Godric Potter. Harry never wanted to go to Hogwarts, instead he wanted to stay at home. Despite his father's best efforts, Harry refuses to make any friends, insisting that he only needed family. Powerful Harry. Harry/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Stitch in Time by anoceaninthesun reviews
Kaguya was the greatest threat the world had ever known. Triumphing over her should have ushered in a new era for shinobi. And it did. Specifically for one Haruno Sakura. Time-travel and eventual polyamory romance. SakuraxKonoha Founders
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 605,160 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 10/13 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Malice by TheDeadTellTales reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a defense attorney stuck in an existential rut, takes on the reopened case of Sabaku Gaara, a notoriously feared and nefarious convicted murderer of seven. When two minds much alike but of opposite nature meet, morals unravel and the human condition shows its true, complex colors. Nothing kindles passion quite like hatred does. GaaNaru / NaruGaa, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 750,175 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
In Willing Sacrifice by GeMerope reviews
When Harry Potter has the opportunity to erase Voldemort before the Dark Lord can resurrect, he finds out that walking a fine line between his own morality and the good of this world is more complicated than Harry could have ever imagined. Slow Burn, eventual HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 863,565 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 6/23/2018 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 290,190 - Reviews: 8220 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 8,221 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Whispers in the Dark by TeeBeMe reviews
Xin has always had awful luck but she's sure the Gods are just screwing with her for shits and giggles. Out of all the things she could've hit with her car, a demon was the last thing she expected. And he's not happy about it. And he won't leave her alone. Lord give her the strength. AU GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 236,435 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Gaara, OC] Hinata H.
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
As the ring melted in Mt. Doom, a new evil emerged from the ashes. But Harry Potter, who has been mysteriously pulled into Middle Earth, wants nothing to do with fighting. He plans to spend the rest of his days in his animagus form, forgetting the past and ignoring the future. That all changes the day an odd trio walks through the woods... Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,152 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 6,950 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
Kakashi's Kid by Silimaira reviews
I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,751 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren by MissDiRed reviews
A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 233,255 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 5,149 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Genma S., Team Seven, OC
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 385,519 - Reviews: 5061 - Favs: 8,148 - Follows: 8,586 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Troublesome Hormones by naruko75 reviews
All Naruto wanted was to have some fun, nothing wrong with that right? Wrong. She never realized that sneaking around with one lazy bastard will come with its own set of consequences, especially when falling in love is the least of her troubles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 180,114 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
The Contract by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Rabastan/Harry! NO UNDERAGE BETWEEN THE MAIN CHARACTERS! The only way Harry can get free of those who wish to use him is to agree to an already made betrothal contract created by Dorea Black-Potter. Will this simple thing change the course of Harry's predestined future? Will he remain neutral or will he turn dark when he learns everything Dumbledore's done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 741,599 - Reviews: 13085 - Favs: 6,538 - Follows: 6,943 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.]
Pulling My Weight by Invincible Shadow reviews
During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 418,956 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Genma S., Chōjūrō
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 12,715 - Follows: 13,940 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Guile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 504,453 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 9,466 - Follows: 10,333 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Draco M., Lucius M.
stolen kisses by savage6.9 reviews
She just wanted him to open up to her. Maybe save him from is own insanity. But could it be that she got more than she bargained for? Hinata/Sasuke. Sasuhina. REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,298 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Chasing Storm Clouds by Fonique2 reviews
My mother used to tell me some people were like storm clouds. They brought rain; responsible for the beauty and life we see all around us. But if you chase them for too long, you might end up drowning. **Revamped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,993 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., OC] - Complete
The Night with no Moon by Reglee reviews
After being used as a weapon in the war against Voldemort, Harry moves to Japan for a fresh start. Harry/Honey Soulmate AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,349 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.]
Raiden Cullen: The Start of A New Life by Padfootette reviews
Harry is adopted by the Cullen family and is accepted immediately by all of them. Jasper being overprotective & almost possessive more than the others. Will Harry ever go to Hogwarts? What will Dumbles do when he notices that Harry is gone? & will Jasper ever act on his Romantic feelings to his mate, Harry? adopted from Shadowphoenixflame
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Harry P., Jasper] - Complete
Heirs and spares by MsSage reviews
Always fear the motivated Nara. Especially one that carves a legacy breaking cages and spilling blood. Because being a Shinobi is a game of politics, love and power.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 131,695 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/17/2018 - [Neji H., OC] Shikamaru N., Akatsuki
Ice and Snow by Elemantalelf reviews
On his 17th birthday Harry comes into a creature inheritance and changes his looks. Now that Voldemort has taken over Hogwarts, Harry is able to stop pretending. Some of Harry's friends also come into a creature inheritance and all his friends change their looks. HP/LV, NL/LL, SF/DT, SS/RW, LM/RL, DM/BZ. Weasley bashing except the twins, youngest Weasley male and older two boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,555 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Iis and BunnIis by LittleLostOne reviews
"It's fine if your cute it suits you better any way, so don't force yourself to be what your not." "I love Ii-chan more than cake, and sweets, and even Usa-chan. So stay with me, ne?" This is the not so tragic, comedic love story between the boy Lolita Mitsukuni of the Host club, and Ii my Oc. This is a top Mitsukuni x male bottom oc. So if that bothers anyone don't bother reading.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC] Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 14,152 - Follows: 16,785 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Guess by Rosebirdie98 reviews
it began with a prank, of course. However, Fred Weasley never expected to meet a girl who refuses to tell him her house because of it. Fred Weasley had to guess her house, and in the end may have ended up falling for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 2/23/2020 - [Fred W., OC] Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Demon Of The Hidden Leaf by Young Napoleon22 reviews
After witnessing what it means to be a real shinobi Naruto decides that it's time to take off the kid gloves and get serious. A mist has begun to fall over Konoha, and in its hazy depths waits a new Demon, one who will honor the man that opened his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,851 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 5,756 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Anko M.
I Like My Fat Self by HarleyHolmes reviews
Hatsumi learned to always smile ahead of her problems, she hid the insecurities of her weight behind her smiles. When she meets the host club, everything changes. She slowly starts realizing that, perhaps, she's beautiful in her own fat self. Officially HoneyxOC and one-sided KaoruxOC. [BEING REWRITTEN]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,687 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] [Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC]
Snake Whisper by Veysha reviews
Sometimes even the tiniest bit of snow can set off an avalanche. Sometimes even small, seemingly unimportant events can change the course of history forever. And sometimes, meeting a snake can lead to falling in love with your worst enemy. Fate has always had it in for Harry Potter, hasn't it? (Grey!Harry, slow moving(!) TMRxHP Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 217,986 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 5,402 - Follows: 6,733 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Yule Turnaround by NicoDiAngeloLover7 reviews
Harry is required to bring a date to Slughorn's Christmas Party, something he was unable to avoid. He waits until last minute to ask someone, but perhaps this is a good thing... Slash! (M/M) Don't like, don't read! I don't own anything, all rights go to their creator!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4 - [Harry P., Terence H.] Hermione G. - Complete
The Arranged Marriage by slayer of destiny reviews
Lily and James have bankrupt the Potter name. The Lestrange family name has been run through the mud. Harry and Rodolphus need to marry to repair the damage. Their marriage is set up and now all they need to do is go through with the ceremony. Can they fall in love, will the marriage work?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,207 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Harry P., Rodolphus L.
A Simple Favour by 13Nyx13 reviews
He had been there for as long as she could remember. The being with the red eyes and the feral smile. The demon trapped in her mirror. Sakura x Sasori. Mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,783 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Sakura H., Sasori
Prince Consort by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dumbledore, in order to negotiate the vampires joining his order, gives Harry over (to Severus) not caring what harm would befall the teenager. Creature inheritance - Severus as a vampire. SS/HP A/U Manipulative Dumbledore. Harry sees Remus as a father figure...what of Sirius does he stand a chance at claiming back the love Harry held for him as a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 264,473 - Reviews: 3843 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 5,631 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Children of the Revolution by AlexisVV reviews
AU. In a world where Sybil Trelawney is never born, the prophecy remains, but goes unheard. How different will Harry Potter's life be growing up in a world where Voldemort won? How long until a brilliant young man is noticed by the ever more brilliant Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,492 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,823 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Falling In Reverse by Syluk reviews
Mix in Juubi's bijuudama, two Susanoo, few Mangekyou Sharingan, the power of Rinnegan, the chakra of the Kyuubi, some Ninjutsu, add some uncanny sort of luck, and you will get one dimensionally misplaced Jinchuuriki. Or where Naruto and Kurama are thrown into another world that is as messed up as their own. (Dimension travel/parallel world universe/alternative history) SLOW UPDATES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,427 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Obito U.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 557,906 - Reviews: 6728 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 9,056 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
Cool Down My Heat by pampoo reviews
It's mating season for demons and Gaara is at his wits end. Little does he know that somewhere there in Konoha there is a little blonde fox that awaits him. Guilt and regret eat at Gaara for his past doings and he certainly did not expect THAT when he took off to Konoha. To talk bussiness with the Hokage, of course, what else? GaaraxFemNaruto, sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.] Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Troublesome Proposal by Deceptive Lies reviews
Shikamaru Nara always had a plan, but this one was certainly going to be the one to get him killed. When Naruto Uzumaki is forced into accepting a loveless marriage proposal, Shikamaru sacrifices his own happiness to ensure the future of Konoha. But who knew faking a relationship with the troublesome blond would be so much fun? Fem!NarutoxShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Naruko U.
Motivated Nara by Erlomast reviews
I was reborn. That's fun. In a world were children are sent to die. Less fun. I'm Nara Nikki and I've decided to become the best Shinobi I can be. Why? Because I feel like it. It's my world now and I'll be damned if I just stand by and do nothing. At least I have my best friend from my past life here with me...The ninja world is not ready. I don't even think I am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,544 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/19/2019 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shikaku N., OC
What Started As by Demon.Girl.Me reviews
Revenge. That was their intention from the start. The circumstances of their meeting were...accidental, but now they were planning something more. It should be innocent enough right? They could get away with acting like a couple without any harsh consequences right? But...how long can they pull it off?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,219 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/18/2017 - [Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa]
47 Days to Change (a translation) by Snow-owl01 reviews
Harry Potter and Tom Riddle are enemies, born adversaries, prophesied leaders of opposite factions. 2001 to 1932, forty-seven days to change the fate of the Dark Lord. This is a 'Harry travels back in time to raise Tom' story. SLASH. TR/HP. Translation of a Chinese fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 207,874 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 482,934 - Reviews: 8516 - Favs: 10,850 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
How To Seduce Your Godfather by The Potters of the Future reviews
A chance meeting in a pub leads to relationship between Harry Potter and Sirius Black. What will happen when Sirius realises who is young lover is? Warnings: mentions of child abuse verbal, sexual & physical , slash, dumbledore bashing, mpreg, Harry's 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,114 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Morning Star by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 6,379 - Follows: 6,704 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Lucifer, Gabriel
Sneaking Around Konoha by enchanted nightingale reviews
Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem. HarryKakashi. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 133,409 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 4,937 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life's A Game by leila'leilu reviews
You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,537 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Stuck Between Slugs and Toads by CoolyCakeCove reviews
A reincarnated soul finds itself stuck between a short-tempered Senju princess and a perverted Dead Last—all while stuck in the mind of the series's infamous, sociopathic snake. Foreknowledge barely means anything when the pieces of the plot have yet to begun. Reborn!OC [ discontinued ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
After the Rain - Drafts by Quill Q reviews
These are disregarded scenes and omake's from my other story After the Rain, and I do not recommend reading this unless you've read the main story first. The chapters will not follow any chronological order and lengths will vary. No specific update schedule.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 10/20/2017 - [Naruko U., Shisui U.] Kakashi H., Anko M.
Meant To Be by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. M/M - TRHP - RAPE - MPREG - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE. DO NOT TRANSLATE WITHOUT PERMISSION)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 158,001 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 7,139 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bright Shade by Silent Comfort reviews
"Curiosity killed the cat." Is something her father and friends would often tell her. But she just had to try everything out. At least they got used to it and helped pull her out of the messes she got herself in. She knew she was lucky to have such good friends, but lady luck could really help out during a mission or two... [OCxGenma]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 290,299 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/12/2018 - [OC, Genma S.] Shikamaru N.
cut the head off the snake by Invincible Shadow reviews
when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done. (Time Traveller!Sakura, ROOT!Sakura, Mokuton!Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,334 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 12/15/2020 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai, Danzō S.
Lightning by Benevolence Black reviews
A seven year old Harry is pulled through time. When he becomes the only companion of Tom Riddle, what will happen through their years by each other's side? And what will become of the pair when they go to Hogwarts? TRHP Slash, shounen ai. This isn't a happy or heartwarming story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,695 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Seductive Pieces of the Darkest Soul - Horcrux Smutfest –11 Diary– by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Harry woke one morning during the first semester of his fifth year to find the diary of Tom Marvolo Riddle on his bedside table. When he tries to deliver this to Dumbledore; Hogwarts decides to intervene, forcing Harry to give the diary a body back… - Horcrux Smutfest –1.1 Diary– (1.1 stands for 1st horcrux, 1st claimer) - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/7/2020 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
I Wish by Eiliyx94 reviews
For a time, Harry respected Dumbledore's wishes. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mistake Rewritten by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
They just wished to find their mother. Harry just wanted to make sure they wouldn't get hurt. But the issue was... they weren't even supposed to born yet. future HP/LV, mpreg - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., OC - Complete
Pet's War by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S. - Complete
Not Ever Again! by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
After losing everything he could lose, Harry decides it won't happen again... Until where is he ready to go to be left alone? Crossdressing!Harry, Slash, Time-Travel, de-aged!Harry, lemon-scenes!censured - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] - Complete
Loving Someone Doesn't Make You Weak by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Harry has to live with Voldemort and learn to love and to be loved back, even if that means Voldemort, Harry's horcrux and Voldemort's mother. Sequel to A Mother's Love, HPLV lemon mpreg - !Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Rodolphus L., Merope G. - Complete
The Leader by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 265,095 - Reviews: 3624 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 5,645 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Demon Eyes by hiraikoneko reviews
I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,028 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Gaara, OC] Naruto U.
A New Life for Harry by Elemantalelf reviews
Harry found out that his mother was alive. Dumbledore had lied to her and she moved to America. She married and also learned that Harry was alive and invites him to Fork so that she can get to know him. There he meets his mate and so does Luna. Dumbledore, and Ginny bashing. H/J, L/A.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Alice, Luna L.]
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 348,576 - Reviews: 3397 - Favs: 5,081 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Praeludium and Allegro by Dante Kreisler reviews
I woke up from death and came to living a second life as an ordinary civilian of Konoha. I try to avoid shinobi, but this universe doesn't want to keep it that way. It freaks me out a little. Self-Insert OC. OC heavy. Eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 165,846 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 4,742 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Minato N., OC
Shades of Cool by TeeBeMe reviews
"Yup," Xin popped her lips. "Because we all know love has absolutely nothing to do with marriage." GaaOC. AU. Gore, mentions of rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 583,518 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [OC, Gaara] Temari - Complete
A Family by Loeka reviews
Sasuke vowed he'd become a great ninja. On his own, he isn't yet. But together they are. Together, there's nothing in the world that can stand in their way. Not even his brother. (or, Naruto with 50% less angst and 100% more fluff) (Sasuke's pov, Team 7-centric, Shipuden era)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 12/1/2018 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
As Simple As by Deceptive Lies reviews
When Shikamaru does a small favor for Naruto, the entire future of the Shinobi world is changed. Who knew something as simple as providing shelter could change everything? "There's no way I'm leaving you to sleep in the streets. You can stay with me, you damn troublesome blond." FemNarutoxShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 4/18/2018 - [Shikamaru N., Naruko U.] Naruto U.
A Compromise by Deceptive Lies reviews
Naruto Uzumaki needed a roommate to help cover her living expenses. Shisui Uchiha needed a place to crash after long missions. So they reached a compromise. FemNarutoxShisui
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,100 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 8/20/2020 - Published: 8/27/2018 - [Shisui U., Naruko U.] Naruto U.
The Games They Play by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/FW/GW BS/SS NO MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,874 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 7,599 - Follows: 7,519 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
My Past Will Always Catch Up by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
After the deaths of both Ron and Hermione in their seventh year, Harry ran. The pressure was too much; they thought he'd be back, after he realized they needed him. But he never returned just ran and hid in the one place he was sure no one would lookSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,767 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Surprise at home by m3n4sk3r reviews
Naruto arrives early, and finds his wife with an old acquaintance. Commission made by problem8D, published with his permission and translated from the spanish version. Explicite smut, threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 9/5/2019 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Toneri Ō.] - Complete
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,785 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 5,629 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 5203 - Favs: 12,529 - Follows: 13,290 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Love Me Without Words by BonBonHunny reviews
Discontinued: For reasons yet unknown, Harry is dropped into the Feudal Era with no voice and only parts of his memories. With nothing else to do but freak out about the situation, he learns to accept the newly developed love between him and Lord Sesshomaru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,431 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/20/2020 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,120 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Home by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,110 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 4,350 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 10/1/2006 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] Harry P.
Harry's Inheritance by kirallie reviews
Naruto crossover. When Dumbledore died he left Harry with a very interesting bit of inheritance, the foreign teenager he had found unconsious in the forest. Now what is he supposed to do with him? eventual HarryItachi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 7/15/2020 - Published: 11/27/2007 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
My Dark Protector by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
A Dark Protector rescues Harry from the abyss that he has only ever known. When Severus gets to Harry he isn't what they would have previously hoped. Life hasn't been kind to him, will Harry take to the magical world or will he always fear everything around him? Either way, Harry had a long way to go before they could determine this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,663 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 236,678 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 7/8/2020 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
A Lynx to the Past by NicoDiAngeloLover7 reviews
Harry wasn't sure what was happening anymore. First he was being excited about watching the Triwizard Tournament and getting to know the other schools during his fourth year at Hogwarts. And now everyone thinks he's been kidnapped, while he's being stuck as a feline. It was official, his luck sucks. #Creature Inheritance Will be slash (m/m), don't like. Don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,157 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/27/2020 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Harry P., Marcus F.] Terence H.
Yes, Minister! by enchanted nightingale reviews
Magical UK is in a tough position after Voldemort's demise; they need a leader to help them come out stronger and someone to bring change. Who better than Harry Potter for this? Will be SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 12/16/2015
The Next Great Adventure by EmLights reviews
The final battle has ended and Harry Potter, exhausted and dying, waits patiently to succumb to his injuries so he can finally see his friends and family again. With his notorious luck of getting thrown into difficult situations, Harry instead finds himself shrunk and lost in a new world via the Fates, who may or may not have ulterior motives for this "Next Great Adventure."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,021 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 5,613 - Follows: 7,390 - Updated: 6/10/2020 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Luminous by Syluk reviews
Shisui Uchiha expected to get caught and his remaining eye to be stolen, so he was ready to die. What he didn't expect was to be rescued by a feisty redhead Uzumaki and definitely not to get proposed by the said redhead on a spot. (Time Travel/Dimension Travel AU, Shisui x femNaruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 6/8/2020 - Published: 8/8/2018 - [Shisui U., Naruko U.] Kakashi H., Menma U. - Complete
Reincarnation by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Sakura awakens in the time of the founding of the Hidden Leaf, unknowing how she got there or how to get home, the only clue she has other than missing memories is visions of the Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 206,252 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [Sakura H., Tobirama S.] Madara U., Hashirama S.
Dee and Diablo by Lyle Rose reviews
AU. "Because, last time he checked, babies were innocent sweet creatures and not dangerous, evil little things." Of a boy slighted, of seeking revenge, of bunnies and dark arts, of a Dark Lord in the making and his personal hero; He who didn't threw away the key.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rabastan L.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,050 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 4,903 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Accidentally Married by Myhoniahaka reviews
"My ass doesn't hurt, so I did not bottom." In which, a drunken escapade leads to some surprising results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 2/8/2020 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Catching Butterflies by otakusocial reviews
There was a start to all romances. In fairy tales, it started with damsels in distress on a land far far away. His started in a park, with a troubled girl catching butterflies. FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
Poison by WolframLover09 reviews
I saw him smirk slightly and that made me realize that I was staring at him for fuck knows how long. Great, now I am the new girl with eyes set for a brooding blonde dude that looks like he's in pain. Great start to a school year. {Jasper/OFC story that follows the books and movies, but with my twist and more Jasper. There will be vampire/human sex and vampire/vampire sex.}
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 99,405 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Jasper, OC] [Bella, Edward]
All Things Are Difficult Before They Are Easy by Amaryllis D. Namikaze reviews
Because being Namikaze Minato's younger brother is easier said than done. Especially when you look like a freaking girl. Or: In which a British boy with a lot of baggage reincarnates in the Naruto world before the story starts and tries not to mess it up. Well, too much. /SI – Self Insert Yaoi Shikaku/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,098 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [OC, Shikaku N.] Minato N.
Crocodile Heart by LadyofToward reviews
After the infamous werewolf lesson Severus Snape didn't think classes could get much worse. But thanks to third-year Gryffindor v Slytherin antics, the impulsive actions of Ron and Draco have gone too far and this time they've cut to the heart of the Potions Master. This sliver of PoA canon re told from Snape's point of view will have you see Potions from a different perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2020 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Nightmares Past by randomsomeone reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept—but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,785 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 5/13/2020 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Cursed Woman by ThatOneGirl009 reviews
To live is something. To die is another. But after death to be reincarnated that is something. "She" had lived through the lives of many, loved, learned, trusted and fallen various ways. However, when she has been reincarnated yet again, she is born into the body of Uchiha, in the era before Konoha. Can "she" finally have peace in this life? Rated M (Rape, Violence, and Gore)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,108 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 4/26/2018 - Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC
Sasuke's Unhealthy Love by xxAlex reviews
Sasuke's one sided love for the stoic Lucine might be more unhealthy than anything, and it makes her wonder if it'll ever end. [Sasuke/OC/Itachi, minor Gaara/OC and Naruto/OC]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,908 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Sasuke U., OC] Itachi U., Gaara
Incandescence by VampireBasket reviews
Mika's childhood was a miserable series of ups and downs, the only constant being her strange and seemingly random encounters with an unruly, foul-mouthed zealot. The only thing the duo share is their apparent hatred for one another. But now, on the run from her past and without a single familiar face in her life, Hidan might be just what Mika is looking for. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,710 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 2/3/2017 - [Hidan, OC] Akatsuki
No Regrets by Svaneaalka reviews
Despite everyone expecting the two Uchiha brothers to be rivals, they were quite affectionate with each other, especially Itachi toward Sasuke. A.U; Yaoi; Incest; ItaSasu; Shota; Non-Con
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,819 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
The Aftermath by Myhoniahaka reviews
Sasuke watched as Madara destroyed the world. He watched as it burned around him. He watched as everything he knew and hated got destroyed. What he didn't watch was Naruto. That was why, when he started paying attention again, feelings that should have been repressed came spiraling back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/23/2020 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,333 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Forever Young by Luna Lumen reviews
The war is won and Harry is as disinclined to fame as ever. Moving to Japan seemed as good a choice as any. MOD!Harry, Soulmates and Alive!Remus&Sirius
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,672 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 7/10/2011 - [Harry P., Ikuto T.]
A Stranger by Loeka reviews
How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,243 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
Scandalous Affair by enchanted nightingale reviews
No one expected them to be together, not even themselves. But magic wished their union and nothing else mattered. Mpreg warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,933 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Pinky Promises by tiny.sakura reviews
It took two years for Sakura to really begin to notice Sai. And when she felt it, it was more honest than she would ever like to admit. So let's start back with day 1, and watch an honest and true love story unfold. A 100-word drabble series of my hidden pleasure, SaiSaku with tons of NaruHina. Plus the love of team bonding. Cross-posted on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 9/6/2018 - [Sakura H., Sai] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
I Can't Change Back by Otaku.Lucky.Star reviews
Team 7 was on a mission to capture a few weak ninjas and retrieve a treasure. Naruto, being hasty, used his sexy jutsu to quickly capture them. But when he tried to turn back, he couldn't. (Sasuke X Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 3/12/2020 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets Revealed by Moon Kingdom reviews
After 2nd year Harry learn that he was been lied to. Betrayed by the people he cares about and finds some shocking new in the process. Who can he trust and who are his real enemies? Things aren't as they seem to be. What path will Harry choose? Ron, Hermione, Ginny slight bashing, Cross-dressing, Grey, Pureblood Harry. Future SLASH. Several OCs. I didn't own Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,237 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Marcus F., OC
My Neighbor Naruko by Otaku.Lucky.Star reviews
Sasuke Uchiha was a 14 year old boy who had nothing but a normal, boring, life. But one day, on his way from school, he saw moving trucks in his neighbor's parking lot. His new neighbor, changed his life forever. (Sasuke X Female Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 3/20/2020 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Carry on My Wayward Son by Dark Dancer Kayla reviews
When the world turns upside down for Harry he makes a decision that will change every facet of his life. What he finds however may not turn out the way he expects. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,511 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
As Portioned from a Whole by Cannibal Inc reviews
Or in which Voldemort raises Harry as his; in all facets. (Harrymort)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,480 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Sense and Sensibility by BlackPrince24 reviews
adopted Au/ooc Hector Potter is BWL or is he? Unknown to most Lily has twins Sickly Harry is sent to Petunia,rescued by Sirius He is raised by new parents in an old blood family Is Hector truly hero? And what happens when twins meet at school? slash/mprg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 166,328 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
The Vow And Its Consequences by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Dudley demands to go to a fair, it so happens to be in Cokeworth, where Petunia grew up and during the summer...where everyone's favourite hermit called Severus Snape lives. The Vow comes into play and needless to say it has consenquences but who for? Dumbledore? Harry? Severus? Voldemort? well all we can do is wait and see...and hope for the best. Severus rescues Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,281 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bee's Purple by Yuuki no Yuki reviews
People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 3/4/2020 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Shino A., OC] Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Breaking Reputations by KeepSmiling1 reviews
For IWSC R3, Pomona is reminded that reputation does not always represent truth... Neville gets to be a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Luna L., Neville L., P. Sprout - Complete
Pretty Parseltongue by Suzie74 reviews
Harry is captured by Lord Voldemort...will the Dark Lord succeed in torturing the Boy who lived?...or will he stumble on a secret that could change both of their lives? HP/LV WARNINGS - M/M SEX...BDSM THEMES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,017 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Little miracles by shindousgal reviews
Harry get's raped on his way back to the Dursley's one evening. Afterwards strange things begin to happen. Like the fact that he can't hold anything down and he has these headaches that just seem like they never go away... Mpreg Snarry SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hecate's Chosen, The Other Potter by crystalpotter-weasley reviews
At the end of the Magical World as we know it, Harry Potter dies. He is chosen by Hecate to be reborn as the daughter of Charlus and Dorea Potter, and tasked with preventing the end of the Magical World. Femharry/LM. M rated in later chapters Grey Harry, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Lucius M., Dorea Black/Potter, Charlus P.
Strive by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tom Riddle finds that he does not like it when Professor Potter doesn't pay him any attention. Something should be done about that. A/N: Dimension/Time-Travel? Grey!Harry Morally Dubious Dumbledore! Tom is Obsessed. Unhealthy Attachment. Limited 3rd, Tom's POV. Read the Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,381 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/23/2017 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Albus D., Death
Dark Lord Potter by loverofeevee reviews
Discovering magic from an early age would be a brilliant thing for any muggleborn or muggle raised child. Being an abused child and discovering magic would be even better. Harry decided to make his life his own, and heaven help anyone who tries to stop him. Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,455 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
All For You by RinKri reviews
A story between an OC Uchiha Suiren and Uchiha Itachi. Suiren has always loved Itachi most in the Naruto series, so when she is given another chance at life she chooses to reincarnate in the Naruto world to save Itachi from his sad fate. As she spends time with Itachi, how will the two's relationship develop? How will Itachi feel for this girl? Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,494 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 1/6/2019 - [Itachi U., OC]
Kept Man by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HPTMR. Harry Evans is a lowly Dark Patrol wizard who's working hard to advance. He doesn't think much of Senior Undersecretary to the Minister Tom Riddle, but on the other hand, a one-night stand that lets them both get rid of tension seems like a good idea. Except that the one night-stand never seems to end. Fourshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,623 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] James P. - Complete
Deliverance by MidnightEmber reviews
Portals always brought danger. A portal had brought Loki to Earth where destruction had reigned upon New York. A portal had also brought them the group Thirteen and nothing about these people screamed sanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,350 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Voldemort
Crimson Tangerine by enchanted nightingale reviews
Their first encounter changed the course of their lives. What will a second meeting bring? Contains Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 12/2/2019 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Sanguini
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
After the Rain by Quill Q reviews
Naruto had never thought she would end up in the past. Not even the one who caused her to go back had anticipated she'd be dragged along for the ride. The Kyūbi had been trying to save himself - not her. She'd once said that the hero always arrive late, but this was quite the opposite. Naruto would be very, very early this time. (Fem Naruto story) Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 525,303 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 4,617 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 5/5/2016 - [Shisui U., Naruko U.] Kakashi H., Anko M.
Loli Love by L0n3W0lf36 reviews
When a fun sized Gothic Lolita girl transfers to Ouran Acadamy how will Hunny-senpai react when he finally meets someone who shares his love of cake and cute things. Mitskuni Haninozuka x OC Disclamer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club or it's characters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/27/2019 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC
The Slytherin Champion by slayer of destiny reviews
What if Marcus Flint had been the other Hogwarts Champion instead of Cedric? What if he had survived the graveyard? What would happen if a Slytherin was about to see what Voldemort was really like? And what if Harry and Marcus start developing feelings for each other? The story will be quite different with a protective Slytherin watching over Harry. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,959 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Henrietta Among the Pigeons by Lomonaaeren reviews
A stray spell temporarily changes Harry into a woman. He promptly goes "undercover" by pretending the change is permanent—and purebloods fall all over themselves to make incriminating statements when they think he might marry into their families. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 11/20/2019 - Harry P., Lucius M., Nott - Complete
The Consort Tournament by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 183,716 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Draco M.
A change for the Better by Misticshay24 reviews
Things are about to change for harry. Its the summer before 6th year. What does Gringotts want? Harry/Rabastan AD,MW,GW,RW,HG Bashing Good Malfoy's Good Voldemort! Rated M on the safe side. Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter just my story line based on the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.]
Telepathy And Other Kinds Of Mental Manipulations by cherryvvoid reviews
Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,397 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 6,025 - Follows: 7,657 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Shikamaru N., OC] Ino Y., Team Seven
Science Fiction by cherryvvoid reviews
Kuran Akasha knew that living as a vampire wasn't all teenage fantasy cracked it up to be. It was much more difficult, especially for a pureblood. SI-OC as the daughter of Rido Kuran.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Kaname K., Yuki C., Zero K., OC
Chizue and Shino: Romance Arc by DruidaDecidesToWrite reviews
Chizue Yuki (OC) is an ex-Black Ops from Village Hidden in the Sand. She was sent to Village Hidden in the Leaves to help teach a specialty class on needles and chakra points. Up until now, she'd never had friends. Now she has several- and some very confusing feelings about them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2019 - Neji H., Tenten, Shino A., OC
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 7,840 - Follows: 9,669 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The King's Consort by Aozoran reviews
Have you ever wondered what might have happened if Yuuri was a little older when he arrived in the Great Demon Kingdom for the first time and slaps a different brother on that fateful night...? ConYuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,518 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Yuri S., Conrad W.
After all these years by Shiorie89 reviews
Shiorie Hizana is the heiress of a big Pharmaceutical company but what happens when she is told that she is supposed to merge her fathers company with that of the Ootori group, by way of marriage to Kyoya. Rated M for LEMONS later on and language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Kyōya O., OC
Seven Minutes In Heaven by SayaSama101 reviews
If you're not a social butterfly and people know this, then why the hell do your friends just about jump you and invite you to a party anyway? And why is it that when you say no, the hokage basically blackmails you into going (to this party that was apparently ment for you) and orders you to play a game? Plus, what about HIM? They mentioned that he would be there and he is. Great?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 3/20/2013 - OC
Inexcusable (ON HOLD) by LikeAnEcho reviews
"Her behavior is inexcusable...Just who the hell do you think you are!" " Pretty sure my birth certificate says Umeko on it." She didn't have much family wise, but what she lacked in the family department, she made up for in friends. However friendships can only go so far, especially when they start turning on you one by one and betrayal was one hell of an inexcusable offense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Team Seven, OC
The Medical Ninja's Guide to Romance by Aelibia reviews
About three things Sakura Haruno was absolutely positive. First, nailing the Kazekage on the floor of a greenhouse had not awakened anything in her whatsoever. Second, she absolutely did not have a crush on Gaara, as this was scientifically and morally impossible. Third, Sakura was unconditionally and irrevocably an idiot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 8/27/2019 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Our unforgettable adventure: Assassination Classroom, class 3E by hikariwhite95 reviews
This story is about Fem!Nagisa AU, with more Karma x Nagisa moment. They are two different people with two different personality, with a yellow strings like octopus(?) tie them together. Not just the two of them, but the whole class 3E is tied together with that yellow octopus strings. I'm suck at summary, read the story you will know what happened. Enjoy :) (the cover not mine)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] 3-E Students, Koro-sensei
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 9,563 - Follows: 8,903 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Traipsing Through Time by Renghery reviews
The year was 1943; Dumbledore really didn't like these political parties that the Ministry organised every summer, not when Hitler and Grindelwald were out there, destroying the world as they knew it. Bored out of his mind, with Minerva on his arm, he really wasn't expecting to bump into Harry Jones, much less, that this man might turn the tide in the war... HP!Time-Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., Nicolas F.
Sand Fire by MitsuXP reviews
Orange eyes burn hungrily as they stare into the turquoise blue eyes of a red headed Kazekage. The tension was there between those two,but no one knew if it was passion or angst. Sayuri is from an extinct clan and was hunting down every Kage to get her revenge, but would the Kazekage show her that revenge is never the answer. Could he show her the love that he got a chance to feel?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 1/25/2017 - [Gaara, OC] Naruto U., Kankuro
Heart Like Yours by bellabeautiful27 reviews
Alexia Dragomir has moved in with her sister, Poppy, after a tragic car crash killed their father and Alexia's mother. Following her dream of dancing for a prestigious company, Alexia determines to devote all of her time to dancing. But that plan is derailed when a mysterious boy in her Math class catches her eye, and takes a liking to her. Jasper/OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Jasper, OC
A Perfect Storm by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
Female Sasuke x Tobirama. The war was over and everyone was moving on with their life, except Suki Uchiha. Using a jutsu, she travels back in time determined to convince Tobirama that her family can be trusted. She forgot one very important fact, though. When you combine water and lightning, you get the perfect storm.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 5/12/2019 - [Sasuke U., Tobirama S.] Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
A Triwizard Improvement by ThePeverellSeaWolf reviews
Harry's name comes out of the Goblet. No one believes him when he says he didn't willingly enter. Going to Gringotts in order to get money to replace his things he learns a little more about the position he holds in the magical world. If he's going to be thrust into the political games early he's going to ensure he has all the tools to come out on top. (Blaise/Harry) Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 7/24/2019
This Transient, Floating World by the-word-builder reviews
Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,785 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 4,959 - Updated: 8/4/2019 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Kakashi H., OC
Who We Are by iceicyice reviews
Hunny didn't want to give in and just become who his family wanted him to be. He was even prepared to throw away the match until one perky cheerleader convinced him not to. When he found out Nao was running from her own family name, he was overcome with feelings far stronger than what a friend should feel. If only she could see the sweet lolita as more than that—the way he saw her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 7/11/2017 - [OC, Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.] Mori/Takashi M.
Then and Now by iceicyice reviews
Kyoya and Sakura have been at each other's throats for as long as most could remember though nobody knows why. But their families worked and socialized closely, no? From petty taunts to their rival host clubs, everyone could see it. The Shadow King versus The Red Queen... Why are they fighting in the first place? And more importantly, who will win?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [OC, Kyōya O.] Tamaki S. - Complete
A Small favor by LadyBullseye reviews
Lucy receives a request for the perfect job 3 months free rent if she can just help her landlady get another property ready. However, when the job proves to be too much for her she has to go to a very unlikely person for help and in her desperation offers to do anything for him if he will assist her. Sorry for the terrible summary please R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Lucy H., Bickslow]
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry doesn't save Ginny in the chamber. Instead he tries to befriend the spirit of the Dark lord. As a result, he stumbles upon a secret that changes everything he thought was true. Includes witty vampires, car chases, moral dilemmas, a gunfight, torture, traitors and dramatic Malfoys. Blacks are also dramatic. Horror Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,444 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Ivory stained in Crimson by Avaline Lasaira reviews
A story about the blossoming relationship between Murakami Chizuru, Niece of the Water Daimyō and Uchiha Itachi. They have a select couple of meetings that will influence their relationship for ever, starting at their first encounter in Kirigakure when they are both seven years old. (I made a character design for the OC, so look out for links in the file!) Itachi X OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Headlock by tiny.sakura reviews
6 years after Team 7 left Sakura behind, ANBU Team Bear may be a little possessive over their blossom- but loving someone means protecting them and giving it your all. And, of course, winning their heart along the way. ANBU Sakura. Poly-endgame. 1,000-word chapters. ShikaSaku/GenSaku/YamaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 6/12/2019 - [Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Genma S., Yamato]
I Welcome the Unwelcome by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
A peace treaty between the Light and Dark results in the marriage of the Dark Lord and the Girl-Who-Lived. Fem!Harry. AU!Fifth year onward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,885 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 10/28/2016 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] Albus D.
When Fate Takes a Turn by Syluk reviews
After finding out about both his burden and his heritage on the night of Mizuki's betrayal, Naruto decides to flip his world upside down and take fate into his own hands. For the other members of Team Seven, he becomes the rock and foundation they need, and in return, he gains the family he's always yearned for. (AU, Team 7-centric, Seal Master Naruto) SLOW UPDATES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,383 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Heaven and Hell by Abundant E reviews
She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC-Insert, Semi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,528 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/20/2019 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., OC
Prescriptions by cherryvvoid reviews
When she decided that becoming a doctor was the most useful thing she could be, this wasn't what she meant. Fem!SI-as-Kabuto-Yakushi. No-Uchiha-Massacre meaning AU. Fem-SI-Kabuto/Itachi. Mama!Nonou also a main character despite her not being listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Kabuto Y., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Shiki by cherryvvoid reviews
And suddenly because of her, the Naruto series was maybe twenty-five percent less canon than before but that was okay - she was making it work regardless. SI-OC as Naruto's twin. Alive!Minato. Zabuza Genin Team: Haku, Shiki, Kimimaro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku, Team Seven, OC
T&I Diary by cherryvvoid reviews
Who knew the infamous bloodthirsty Torture and Interrogation commander Morino Ibiki had a daughter? Because she certainly didn't. SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Ibiki M., OC
Treble Cleft by cherryvvoid reviews
All those years of playing the cello left her unprepared. As much as it pained her to admit it, she should have picked the flute. SI-as-Tayuya. SI-Tayuya/Shikamaru. Tayuya/Kimimaro sibling relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya, Team Ten, OC
Twilight'd by cherryvvoid reviews
As it turned out, the Twilight Saga was alot more interesting than the books made it out to be. It was too bad it took Esper experiencing reincarnation to figure that out. SI-OC!As-Alice's-Great-Niece. Psychic!SI-OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Alice, Bella, Edward, OC
Volcanoes by cherryvvoid reviews
She was the older, questionably civilian sister to one Haruno Sakura & she had no desire whatsoever to be a Shinobi. But sadly potential was potential & if there was one thing the leaf village hated more than anything, it was having someone not using said potential for - & she quotes - "the greater good of the village". Technically-half-civilian!SI-OC. Sakura's-Sister!SI-OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Voltage by cherryvvoid reviews
Because lightning comes from where the clouds are. Kumo-SI-OC as the child of A. Lightning Kekkei Genkai SI-OC. AU. And she's probably gonna be paired with Itachi ngl. Omoi and Karui are main characters despite not being listed (as well as some leaf characters)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Yugito N., Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Wild War Child by cherryvvoid reviews
Because she was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Madara was her, and try as she might there was no changing that. SI-as-fem!Madara. Hashirama/SI-fem!Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
the slowest runner in all the world by cherryvvoid reviews
or in which a young 21st century conartist is forced into the life of a killer - but hey. Fake it till you make it right? SI-OC!Sasuke Twin. Abducted by Root!SI-OC. No Uchiha massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Team Seven, OC
骨髄 Kotsuzui by cherryvvoid reviews
Death isn't as absolute as one would think. Fem!SI as Kaguya Kimimaro. AU. Juugo, Shisui, and Team Seven are main characters despite not being listed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Itachi U., Jiraiya, Kimimaro K., OC
Paintbrushes by cherryvvoid reviews
If there was anything she could never have predicted, it was this. SI-as-half-Uchiha-fem!Sai. AU. Danzo is a main character despite not being listed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Itachi U., Sai, Shisui U., OC
Kijutsu-shi 奇術師 by cherryvvoid reviews
Her chances at peace in the Naruto world as a nondescript member of the Kurama clan were screwed because apparently not even the Uchiha could keep it tucked in their pants. Perfect examples of self control and discipline her little half-blood ass! SI-OC/Sasuke. Half Uchiha!Oc. Genjutsu Kekkai Genkai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC
Loswen by cherryvvoid reviews
Of course, it was just her luck that she would end up in the timeline she knew next to nothing about. She should have read The Silmarillion when she had the goddamn chance. SI-OC. Spans from the Silmarillion to LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Gandalf, Sauron, Glorfindel, OC
Eyes On Fire by cherryvvoid reviews
Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,156 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 5,084 - Follows: 6,147 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Cajita by cherryvvoid reviews
Spanish for "small box", a term she had taken to calling the giant cage in her stomach because nothing pissed Kurama off more than saying that the almighty Kyuubi no Yuko lived in a four dimensional piece of cardboard. Uzumaki Kushina wasn't exactly Uzumaki Kushina but that was okay, she was doing just fine in her place. SI-OC!Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
Bushidō 武士道 by cherryvvoid reviews
Getting reborn into Naruto-verse doesn't always mean you get the life of a Shinobi. Even if your father was a famous one. Oc!Jiraiya's Daughter. SI-Insert Samurai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Obito U., OC
And It All Started With A Bang by cherryvvoid reviews
Honestly she wasn't sure how she ended where she ended up or how this body became hers but if there was one thing she knew, it was that having mouths anywhere other than on her face would take some serious getting used to. Fem!Si-as-Deidara. AU. Itachi/Deidara because Itachi is my favorite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Akatsuki, OC
Ain't It Fun? by cherryvvoid reviews
She knew that mixing Uchiha blood and Hyuuga blood was "supposed" to result in the child having the Sharigan in one eye and the Byakugan in the other, but the theory of genetics disagreed. Guess who was right? Uchiha/Hyuuga, Dual Dojutsu-SI-OC. AU. Itachi/SI-OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Itachi U., Team Seven, Team Gai, OC
It's Such A Drag by Darkloverz reviews
Shikamaru and his team are assigned to guard three shinobi from the Hidden Sand so what happens when Shikamaru gets paired with the one that's been on his mind? This DOES NOT follow the anime things are different and they will be explained in the later chapters This is my first attempt at ShikaGaa so please go easy on me and please R&R but nothing hateful or mean.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Just Married by Deceptive Lies reviews
When Naruto is told that she has only two months to get married, or risk losing her chance to be Hokage, she's completely furious, and confused. After all, who will she find to marry in such short time? Thankfully, her secret best friend Sasuke is in pretty much the same boat... FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Two OF Us by A Star Rewriter reviews
Sonny and Shikamaru are caught in the rain on a mission and have to stay the night alone in an old inn. What happens with them two alone? Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2019 - [OC, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 930 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Embracing Lifes Riddles Without Asking Questions by Nemesis13 reviews
When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,337 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 8,833 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Minerva M., Alphard B.
Harry Ootori by deadlilli reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he has an Uncle in Japan. Being done with the abuuse he's suffered at Britain's magical community's hands, Harry packs up and leaves Britain to join Japan's muggle community. Will he learn to trust again, or is Harry to suffer a life of loneliness? *Being Rewritten*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Harry Potter and the Stein Sisters by whatever97 reviews
This what happens when Lily Evans has a twin sister and marries Stein. This what weird stuff their kids get into that makes wonder about the sanity of them. Death the kid/oc other pairs will appear later. -discontinued-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., OC, Death The Kid
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 7,869 - Follows: 9,156 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Black Identity by vixoss reviews
"I've been assigned to be your bodyguard for 24 hours per day." Is he telling the truth or a lie? If it's the latter he might be a not so harmless stalker. SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Sakura H., Sai
Nine-Tailed Foxes are Dead by RowlettLesbian reviews
For Konoha, it's been one month since the preliminary Chunin exams. For Naruto, it's been six. And he wasn't in Konoha. At the end of his ordeal, Naruto walks into the Chunin Exam finals without his left arm. Shikamaru is very concerned. ShikaNaru Fuuinjutsu Master Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,662 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 10/30/2018 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Ino Y., Kakashi H.
A Beautiful Seduction by Deceptive Lies reviews
If one were to ask anybody who knew him, they would scoff at the idea of the laziest ANBU in history, Shikamaru Nara, being placed in the Seduction Squad. But Shikamaru was surprisingly good at his job. Very good. Until he was assigned his most difficult mission yet: Seduce the newest Konoha ninja, Naruto Uzumaki, and uncover her loyalties. Fem!NarutoxShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,922 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 4/24/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - [Shikamaru N., Naruko U.] Naruto U.
Scorching Metal by Libra Kpop reviews
Aria Gonzalez is reincarnated into the Naruto Universe with the Gamer ability, watch and see what she does with it and how she changes the world. Working title, don't own anything other than the OCs. The summary is a bit generic, but I don't want to give too much away. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/21/2019 - [OC, Shino A.]
It Was Magically Not Troublesome by theselfproclaimedgreatest7 reviews
In which Harriet ran from her own world that was threatening her and jumped to another. It was peaceful at first, until a certain little deer wandered too close to her territory with injured companions. And then made a really stupid deal. Not to mention she was obviously not from around there, so she covers her face. fem!Harry x Shikaku
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,318 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 2/5/2018 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] Shikamaru N.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24467 - Favs: 20,100 - Follows: 19,786 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 5,754 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Dawn by ninalunalesca reviews
Layla had everything taken from her as child. Not just her mother, but also her hearing due to a trauma. As she grew older, she was sold to a Geisha house. There, she meets her childhood savior Gaara during one of his missions. Will she make an impression or be forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Gaara, OC]
Different Dimensions In Time by ninalunalesca reviews
Hinata was dancing on the river before she was taken to a new dimension. Now, she meets Ramses, the general of Egypt. What is she to do when he suddenly becomes interested in her and her abilities? Rated M for Lemons and other stuff. Please comment! I don't own Red River or Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Red River/天は赤い河のほとり - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hinata H., U. Ramses
Hinata and her Forbidden Love by ninalunalesca reviews
Hinata has always loved Naruto, but when he leaves to train she promises to herself to become stronger.She trains and trains, and finally people start to look up to her. When she one day decides to go and train at the waterfall, she meets someone who she never expected to see. Hinata somehow falls in love with the Akatsuki member Hidan. I do not own Naruto. Please comment!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hinata H., Hidan
A Rare Surprise by kimihime97 reviews
Shikamaru, of all people, was not someone he expected to see in the middle of the night. They weren't exactly...close. Well, actually Sasuke was only close with Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi and, more recently, Sai. But his bonds with the other's had grown up had been...strained until recently, and seeing Shikamaru in a place that was usually empty this time of night made him uneasy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sound Sleep by Tsuyoku reviews
Gaara wanders into a random room, a stealth mission at stake if anyone knew he was in Konoha. When his eyes become heavy and sleep overcomes him, is it because of her? What would Gaara do if she had something he wanted, needed, craved? GaaSaku CH19 Up! (Rating changed to M)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,751 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 11/16/2006 - [Sakura H., Gaara] Shino A.
Butterflies: Nature's Mutant by RowlettLesbian reviews
Cho Uchiha loves butterflies. Also spiders, and worms, and beetles, and ants, and bees, and squirrels, and bears, and birds, and trees, and dirt, and mushrooms, and... Cho spends as much time as possible away from the Uchiha compound, exploring the forests and writing about the amazing creatures that live there. So she's fairly surprised when she comes back to find her clan dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Sasuke U., Tenten, Shino A., OC
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. History is rewritten as the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan are finally all gathered onto one team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,363 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 7,049 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Team Seven
A Sirius Joke by CrowsAce reviews
Harry had no choice but to leave, and in doing so was going to locate his Godfather... turns out he lives in Gotham... and he just happens to be the Joker... will be boyxboy not sirius/harry though..
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,174 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, Harry P.
wish fulfillment by Invincible Shadow reviews
what if, upon arriving to find Konoha ravaged by Pein, Sakura hadn't gone with Shikamaru and Chojuro, but with Yuki? how would everything have changed? AU-of-an-AU featuring our favourite ride-or-die baby assassin and disaster troll - YukiSaku endgame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 262 - Published: 2/15/2019 - [Sakura H., OC] Mei T.
Insect Queen by OceanHeart23 reviews
If someone were to tell Ino when she was 12 that she would eventually be the one to ask Shino on a date, she probably would have shrieked in outrage, denied it, and punched them. To her that was something that just wouldn't ever happen, 12 year old Shino probably would have agreed with it's probability.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2019 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Garden Of Eden: Remake by Lizzie's last night reviews
The wizarding world is at war against vampires and students are vanishing. Harry has a perfect life, except the man who appears in his dreams, claiming Harry as his, and Harry is starting to question whether this man is even human. The man isn't his worst problem, thats his DADA teacher... an arrogant idiot named Tom Riddle. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,094 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
When He Smiled by Myhoniahaka reviews
It started as a hobby, then became an obsession. In which, Sasuke stalks Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Glad Tidings by Aurora.Saphire reviews
Iris Potter is Girl-Who-Lived, but thanks to Mother Magic no-one will ever know. Read on as her Father discovers the secrets within her heritage and moves their expanded family to a whole new world. Watch out Konohagakure The Kuro's are coming. Fem Harry, crossover with Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 168,012 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 1/11/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018
Lost Child of the Basilisk by Blitza reviews
When Harry finds himself in the world of ninjas he is alone. Reviled and called a demon for his appearance, he vanishes into the mountains. His peaceful seclusion does not last. Against his will, Harry is forced back into the light. Yet, with the face and characteristics of the most infamous ninja traitor in history, Harry finds himself hard pressed to survive his sudden spotlight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 12/23/2013
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,101 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,421 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 6,320 - Follows: 5,437 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Magic Ramen-no-Jutsu by womynrule reviews
Harry Potter always seemed to be a magnet for trouble. And trouble it was, as a bit of magic transported her into the body of Ichiraku Ramen Stand owner's daughter. Harriet, now Ayame, must now struggle between hiding her magical ways, adjusting to life in Konoha and dealing with the attention of multiple ninja. Dear Merlin [Fem!Harry, Reverse Harem, Final Pairing TBD]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Asuma S., Ayame
Insanity by Erisabeisuu reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after the last task only to be found innocent two years later, now he plans his revenge with a little insanity. And he's going to take the wizarding world by storm. Slash HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New Life by Erisabeisuu reviews
Time travel, Vampires, Magic stones, HPSS, Family what more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
HEARTSTRINGS by Guardian of the 4th Wall reviews
Taken as children, they were raised by a creature who was once one of the most cruel and heartless assassin who ever lived. Now they're experiencing life on the run having to hide their abilities and desperately keep their emotions under control or they might end up killing someone.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,837 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 3/2/2017 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] [Terasaka R., Itona H.]
ANBU Allure by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
Hinata's life takes an unexpected turn after becoming an ANBU. Being the sole medic for her unit would have been difficult enough, but things become even more so when Hinata discovers the true nature of her teammates' relationship. Kakashi and Itachi were in love and apparently, they had more than just a professional interest in their new teammate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,900 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Itachi U., Hinata H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
A Lost Nagisa by TheMysteriousAuthor15 reviews
When Nagisa's mother has taken it to far Nagisa's friends step in to help him out and protect him from his mother. Although he seems to be hiding something from them, ( Fem Nagisa x Karma )
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 153,715 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Karma A., Nagisa S., 3-E Students - Complete
Mischief and Courting by slayer of destiny reviews
Based Book 4. The Weasley twins step in and start helping Harry after the revelation he is the 4th Hogwarts Champion. Are they interested in friendship, of course not. The Twins are on a charm offensive, and Harry is about to be swept along. Harry/Weasley Twin Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 9/8/2017 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy giving each other a hard time . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Benji90 reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 6,741 - Follows: 7,089 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Measure of Darkness by CoolyCakeCove reviews
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep." Reincarnation!OC, Uchiha!OC, semi SI-OC ((HIATUS))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,851 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., OC
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
In a World Gone Astray by Vallory Russups reviews
HPLV. An "ordinary" Death Eater, Harry hides his true self to survive in this world ruled by the murderer of his parents. On his way to revenge, he schemes, kills, uses unwitting people, plays games with his superiors. He doesn't have anything to lose, and the path he is walking looks clear and uncomplicated. Until the Dark Lord himself takes an interest in him. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,333 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
The Song of the Wood and the Sand by keemitthefeog reviews
The desert at night becomes the one place where they allow themselves the human contact most civilians give each other on a daily basis. A hand on the small of her back. Her calloused palm running between his shoulder blades. Their fingers intertwining. That one is harder to explain. But that's ok, she thinks. Because after the sun rises, they don't speak of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Kankuro, Sasori, OC, Maki
Back to the Beginning by Nice-Girl4Ever reviews
Finding out that some of the Wesley's and Hermione he thought as family had betrayed him, Harry wishes for something that seems impossible. With that single wish, Harry is thrown back into his one year old Body with a mind seeking for revenge. Watch out Hogwarts, a new Harry Potter is taking over. Yaoi and implied M-preg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 185,394 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 8/27/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Angelus Fortuna by Crimson Rosary reviews
After watching the near-death experience of his godfather, Harry finally decides that Dumbledore doesn't really have the power he claims to have. In order to protect himself, his family and his friends, Harry chooses to side with Voldemort. But what does the Dark Lord have to say to that? LVHP; Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 6225 - Favs: 13,081 - Follows: 12,772 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
His Favorite Flavor by DarylDixon'sgirl1985
Lucius Malfoy has been watching Regulus for a long time now but will an apple change things drastically. Written for Halloween Bingo Funfair Events, And October Writing Club's Count Your Buttons, and Character Appreciation on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2018 - [Lucius M., Regulus B.]
A Family of Monsters by Deceptive Lies reviews
For as long as Naruto could remember, there has always been a voice in her head. She was four when she learned that his name was Gaara. FemNarutoxGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Naruto U., Gaara
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5658 - Favs: 17,005 - Follows: 15,024 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by CoolyCakeCove reviews
The effect a person can have on the world is phenomenal, even if it takes a while to see said results. One birth will cause a butterfly divergence. Reborn!OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Chōji A., Chōza A., OC
all your stars by lorddmarvoloriddle reviews
The rendezvous at The Department of Mysteries spirals into a series of events which change the future of the wizarding world. As always, Harry is right at the middle of it all, yet in a situation he couldn't have ever fathomed and alongside the very person whom he was supposed to hate. It changes them both. (harry/voldemort)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This Love is Explosive by xsarahprincess666x reviews
With all of her teammates dead, Yume was left fighting the rogue bomber ninja alone. He could've killed her at least 6 times, so what was stopping him? Why was he toying with her? She would find out soon, in the most explosive and addictive manner. ONE-SHOT&EPILOGUE. Fluff/smut/lemon. Deidara/OC. This is a baby daddy story, and is not following the canon. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [Deidara, OC] - Complete
Correcting Mistakes by potterlad81 reviews
At the end of his rope, Harry makes a desperate bid to reclaim his life... all of it. A brief time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,820 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 593 - Published: 9/12/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Love Does Not Know Death by xsarahprincess666x reviews
(LEMON/SMUT/FLUFF)Rina performed a ritual to contact the widely known Itachi in the afterlife. She meant to express her gratitude for his sacrifices, and tell him he was now seen as a hero, no longer as a criminal/traitor. She had no idea when doing the ritual that by the end of it she would no longer be a virgin, and that the one she'd lose it to would be the spirit of Itachi. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2018 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
Realization by Kiki Aries reviews
Kyoya's iron mask finally cracks when his fiancee shows up. He hasn't seen her in a few years and went on with his life - Torturing Haruhi. Sayuri Nanami was disturbed to hear that the heaad of the Ootori fortune and her father continue to push Kyoya and she to marriage. Both of their worlds are rocked and old feelings are hard to ignore. Rated M for later chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7/2018 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kyōya O.
Shades of Red by Sharn-sharn reviews
Whoever said that dying was blissful, deserves a kick up the ass. I never wanted to be reborn, and the worst part? I wasn't even born in Konoha, that makes finding my way in the story line that much harder. SI/OC. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,347 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Sasori, Akatsuki, Yashamaru, OC
As Natural As They Come by NoitavlasCross reviews
Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin took Harry Potter away from a manipulative old fool and the dangers of the Wizarding World to the wonderful tranquil country of Japan. Living as a high-class businessman, Sirius enrolled his godson to Ouran. (UP FOR ADOPTION)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,834 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P.
steal your heart by AxZi reviews
Dee and Dum have killed Alice in their attempt to steal her heart, but even foreigners can be replaced. A woman who brought herself up on the streets on the rule "use or be used" has killed her saviour and his love. She wants to die. They ask her one question- "Then won't you give us your life?" The life that she isn't using. Devi Marigold agrees.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - T. Dee, T. Dum, OC
Clan Uchibi by Silimaira reviews
Itachi is rebuilding the clan one offspring at a time. He's outdone Sasuke and soon, his wife teases, they'll be a political party of their own. Or, the aftermath of the homeschool family's SI OC. The Naruto world never knew what hit it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,460 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Tsunade S., OC
My Ever Growing Family by exaigon reviews
Sequel to My Pack! Infra goes to Los Noches with his pack to join Aizen's army. What kind of mischief can he cause there? Updates will be sporadic...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,576 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., C. Stark
In Another Life by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
In another life, a Hyuga woman had once shown concern for Madara Uchiha. Maybe, that was why he found himself so drawn to her. Perhaps, it didn't matter. He had won the war and now, it was up to him to create a better world and that included restoring his Clan. Madara just saw no reason why those plans couldn't include Hinata and he didn't mind sharing with with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,044 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Hinata H., Madara U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Bitter Hug of Mortality by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,087 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Antioch P., Cadmus P., Ignotus P.
Forever Tied by hiraikoneko reviews
Many people will tell you Akiko is an oddity. They're right. Yet she somehow manages to pull the most broken people back together, and gather them all up into a mess she calls a 'family'. But she isn't just after 'family'...she's after the future. If her nightmares are of the future...then it's a future she needs to change. 'She' would have wanted it that way. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [OC, Shikamaru N.] Haku, Team Seven
To Be a Slytherin by Morgana Deryn reviews
Like every sister, I love my brother no matter what. Even when he's an idiot. Even when he's in the spotlight and I'm forever waiting in the wings. That's life as Lorena Potter. Can't complain, really. At least I don't have a psychopath out for my head. OC-centric DracoXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 160 - Words: 1,166,349 - Reviews: 7996 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., OC - Complete
Prized by Na'hiel reviews
Severus Snape's loyalty has always been to Harry, not to Dumbledore or the Order. When he finds out that Harry is a horcrux and Dumbledore intends to have him killed, Severus goes to the Dark Lord with the information in an effort to save Harry's life, and in doing so changes the fate of the world. Eventual slash, rating subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 127,340 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 3,514 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort] Severus S. - Complete
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry takes charge of his own life and takes his seats on the Wizengamot with Hermione and Ron's help. He meets new people and makes some new allies, including the gorgeous, mysterious Mikhail Zabini. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,489 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 4,777 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Betrayal's Touch by Kiera27 reviews
Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,918 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 6,501 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 7/9/2018 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Lamia by Kiera27 reviews
A simple potion, a not so simple explosion, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be Harry James Potter. Creature fic. Slash. Harry/Severus/?maybe. Rating just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,523 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tough Love by BatMan3Robin reviews
Takeo is just a girl who wants to live a quiet life. She's constantly being put down for not living up to her clan's expectations and is doing her best to ignore the ridicule. One day her life is turned around and she's forced to work with Madara Uchiha. A man who is everything Takeo doesn't want to be, will she survive? [Madara x OC x Tobirama] ((currently updating))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,660 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 11,945 - Follows: 12,281 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Love Never Dies by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
AU. Hinata supposed that she had always loved him, even when they were children. Even after Sasuke's grief and rage threatened to consume him and they were placed on Team Seven together. Even after he deserted the Leaf and became a Missing Nin, she still loved him. When he asked her why, her answer was simple. "Because love never dies." Though she meant every word of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,452 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 12/9/2017 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Drowning by xsarahprincess666x reviews
WARNING: LEMON/SMUT/FLUFF AU. ONESHOT. Some are OOC while drinking. Kiba had cheated on her and left her to pick up the pieces of her heart. She goes to a local club to try and forget it happened. There she meets Deidara who has one hell of a way to distract her. FOUR ON ONE. POLYANDRY. Ita/Pein/Dei/Hida/OC. May add more if people are interested. This is a HET piece.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
We'll Make You Feel Better by xsarahprincess666x
ONESHOT. LEMON. Tried to keep them in character. I was just leaving The Leaf to forget the deaths once and for all. Then there was an explosion... I live through it, but still a lot more than I bargained for...double the amount rather. POLYANDRY. HET. (Itachi/OC/Deidara)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2018 - [Itachi U., OC, Deidara] - Complete
The Artists by xsarahprincess666x
R&R! She was sick of admiring from afar and she was going to change that. She was shy, but filled with a desire no one in The Leaf could fulfill. They tried of course, but they simply were not the Akatsuki artists Yuna Saotome dared to admire. They are S-rank criminals and doing this could kill her. She'd risk it. ONESHOT. POLYANDRY/LEMON hopefully not OOC.(HET)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2018 - [Deidara, OC, Itachi U.] - Complete
You Can't Plan Love by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
Fem Shikamaru x Sasuke. She might have been a genius, but Shika Nara had only ever wanted a simple life. Her plan was to become a ninja, to marry an average man, and to have average children. Sadly, those plans had to be pushed aside for the war. Once that was over though, she had fully expected things to go back to normal. Naturally, that's when Sasuke showed up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,515 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - [Sasuke U., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Wishes by Vamp lover94 reviews
After Rayne Collins gets into a fight with her mom, she wakes up inside of one of her favorite books. What will she do? How will she get back home? These questions will be answered as you read this story. OC/OC COMPLETE!Please, Please don't forget to leave a review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jasper, OC - Complete
Missing Nin Village! by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
As evolution runs its course leaving behind a ravaged earth, Harry Potter- The Master of Death restarts the evolution cycle. The resultant species are a lot different but in many ways the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,392 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Itachi U., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
On Your Wings, I'll Learn to Fly by tiny.sakura reviews
A drunken night can lead to many things, pregnancy was one of them. She had always loved him since as long as she could remember but he was an eternal playboy with his clan pushing for a suitable Uchiha wife to keep the bloodline pure, so what was she to do but run and hide to save him from a future he and the elders would never accept? Her only wish was for his happiness. Non-mass
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Sakura H., Shisui U.] Sasuke U., Gaara
Corvus: The Raven Constellation by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
Azkaban made a mistake, putting two of the most dangerous people in Britain together and soon they come to an accord, a truce between family. One full of loyalty can't forsake his God-Son, so together they track him down. Once full of hate, the other is on a road of peace and must have the other's steady hand to guide. *Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,153 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Take My Hand by CoffeeTime987 reviews
Walking through darkness she hears a voice that tells Shae, he will protect her with his life, she takes a chance and reaches out, only to end up in a world full of more danger, lies, and love. Already being more fragile than the people in this world... It's more than she bargained for. Adult/sexual themes in later chapters, innuendos and swearing ahead. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 369,860 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Asuma S., OC, Neji H., Gaara
Love: On Air by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Tom Riddle, an avid listener of Mischief Managed with Prongslet, got mistaken for Pronglet's new co-host when on a tour of the station. Tom's maybe-not-so-little infatuation with Prongslet, whom he learned was named Harry Potter, is obvious to everyone but Harry. Even the listeners think they're together! How far will Tom be willing to go to pursue the man of his dreams?A/N:RadioAU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 4/11/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by Scififan33 reviews
Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Kakashi H.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Twisted by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
They had been friends at the Academy and later on, teammates. What once was the bond of friends and comrades had transformed into a twisted form of love. Really, Naruto didn't think it was his fault. Between falling in love with his best friend, being ostracized as a Jinchuuriki and discovering the ugly truth about the Hidden Leaf, anyone would have become a little twisted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,040 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 11/16/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Blue-eyed Uchiha by Angelbloodlover reviews
Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. And his wife dared him to say anything stupid. He blinked his eyes and left, needing a drink or two. Fem!Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,012 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 3,801 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Naruko U.
Desperation Begets Need by LibraMoon reviews
She came with the tide, broken and begging the Berserker tribe for help. She claimed she needed him. Dagur the Deranged has never been needed before. And, he won't give that up. The voices agree. Per Request. FEM!HiccupxInsane!Male!Dagur. AU. No Dragonriding. Dark Themes, Mature. WARNING Character Death is involved, but not Hiccup or Dagur.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Hiccup, Dagur
Why is my son trying to murder yours? by YDdraigGoch94 reviews
Birthday Present One-shot for Silencia20. Once again, based on the Growing Strong universe: Where Naruto sees his sister-by-heart for the first time in over a year, and where Riko tries to figure out why her son is attempting murder. On Naruto's son.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Complete
Mama's Little Pumpkin by Gamer95 reviews
Harry's living a less than ideal life at the hands of the abusive Dursleys. That will all change, however, when a certain transforming cat comes into his life. Will Blair be an ideal mother? Can she help Harry get over his mental scarring? Will Harry finally know how it feels to be genuinely and unconditionally loved? ...Do I need to ask these questions? Of course it'll all happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 10/5/2014
Unequivocally by PlumSauceXx reviews
Having found out the biggest secret of Harry Potter has changed Voldemort's choice in his plans regarding the Boy-Who-Lived. Warnings: Contains Slash pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 176 - Published: 3/11/2018 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Under Your Skin by BlackEyeShadow reviews
A girl is found beaten near Konoha and taken back. No one there wants her around. But they soon get attached but what is she hiding? She has a dark past and an even darker secret. This is my first fanfict so please read. Sasukexoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U.
Of Cutting Cords and Forging Chains by RosesToPaint reviews
The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,216 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Neighbors by KarmagisaAllTheWay reviews
Nagisa has been getting abused by his Mother, and he hides it from everyone. One day, Karma finds out, and decides to call the cops. Now Nagisa is with his Dad, and, after moving, Karma becomes his neighbor. Karmagisa! (Style change in chapter 9 onward)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/21/2018 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] [Asano G., OC]
The Love of the Shadow king by Game-Of-Thrones-girl reviews
Rie moves to japan due to her dads work, upon starting Ouran Academy, she runs into an past business partner (in school clubs) and a relative she hadn't seen in three almost four years. A keen eye for business and only really doing things that benefit her, what will happen when she meets the Host club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Kyōya O., OC]
Liability by RacheKnowsNoEnd reviews
Sometimes I wonder if all of the pain was worth the brief moments of happiness; was the life I had chosen, a life that would make me strong so I could protect what was precious to me, truly worth all of the grief? I know if I had not chosen this life, I would never have met him - and he would always be worth it. Ren is on Team Eleven and this is his story (Yaoi, Slash, OMC)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,835 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/18/2018 - Published: 4/6/2017 - [Shikamaru N., OC] Ino Y., Chōji A.
Handling Hatake by Silimaira reviews
Because sometimes we all get a little lost in the Road of Life. (Companion drabble-type fic to Kakashi's Kid. Self-insert, OC)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 6,287 - Follows: 7,593 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
The World As We Know It by CakeTops reviews
Newt is 17 and has a lot of things going on for him; he has a wonderful brother in Theseus; he has a sort-of best friend in Leta and he has a plan for the future. What he doesn't have is a crush on the new DADA Professor…no matter what Leta says. Slash. Teacher-Student relationship. MOD!Harry. Time Travel. Newt/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Harry P., Newt S.]
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,963 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 8,117 - Follows: 7,198 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Of Ice and Blood by HappyFabulousManatee reviews
Abandoned, then saved. Lost, then found. The child without a past named after a demonic term. Fortunately, she gets help, growing into a fine ninja with a sharp tongue and a kind heart. But after all this, will things finally get better? Even when love creeps in the mix? Even when the past haunts her in her dreams? Completed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,638 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Kiba I., OC - Complete
My Secret, My Truth, My Class by LittleLunarFirefly reviews
By graduation Koro-Sensei is alive, but the class, instead of leading normal lives once more, decides to continue their lives as assassins. This time, everything is purely human. Red blood. Real lives. Real kills. Everyone is feeling the weight of the secret, and they'll carry it for as long as they stand. The question is: how long will they stand? Fem!Karma[Requested by Zephyrdor]
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2018 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] 3-E Students
Blindfold by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,444 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
OHSHC Love storys by skyla137 reviews
New Love, is about new girl starting at the prestige's Ouran Academy. Kaoru is the first friend she makes and trusts. Will there friendship grow to more then friends? Find out in my first FanFiction first, and i hope you like it. When you read this please give me any feedback because I want to get better at writing. Thank you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Love in Silence by blueicequeen reviews
Harry Potter was reborn in the midst of fire in a world he had no knowledge of. Naruto gained a guardian, who changed his destiny. Kakashi is still trying to find his rock with every tragic turn of his life. Three different people turn from strangers into family. All it takes is a little love, a little patience and a lot of fairy dust.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Mr Teacher, Please tell me by Psychedelic0Kitty reviews
Karma is a delinquent, teacher hating rebel until he meets E classes' endearing new teacher, who although is a little mysterious just might have it in him to change the red head for the better. Teacher! Nagisa x Student! Karma, featuring: lots of fluffiness, first crushes, minor strong language, E class goodness, and eventual illicit relationship drama! (Rating may change 8 D)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Karma A., Nagisa S., 3-E Students
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 9,681 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 10,752 - Follows: 11,607 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,931 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 4,363 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshōmaru
Loki Chose the Rarest of Them All by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Lily Evans was actually a deity. As Harry's Divine parent, she blessed him with her death. Now that Voldemort is defeated and Harry is of age, Lily will be able to formally claim him as hers and lead him into a bright future where he attracts the attention of a certain Norse God of Mischief. Loki never saw this storm coming when Harry caught his eye. AN: SLASH. Loki/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,412 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 5,559 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Loki, Harry P.] Lily Evans P.
It Was a Joke: The Foretold Note by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Trelawney gives an assignment at the beginning of fifth year. This leads to the revelation of a power that Harry didn't know he had. A power that no one expected. Least of all the Dark Lord. A power he knew not. Harry decides to change everything with his new book. Being able to shape the future to how you want took a lot of vision. No one could have predicted this. A/N: SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,752 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Harry Potter and the Elemental Nations by Clow Angel reviews
A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,166 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Harry P., Itachi U., Kakashi H.]
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,622 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Light in the Darkness by mochastwocents reviews
After defeating Voldemort in the DOM, Harry learns that everything in his life had been a lie so he embarks on a new life in a new country, with a new mate. Upon learning their is more than one Dark Lord he's prophesied to defeat, Harry must learn to put his faith in others if he's going to overcome the darkness. Alpha/Beta/Omega AlphaMori OmegaHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,271 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Bloody Witch of the Leaf by ImageViewer reviews
An S ranked Medical Nin with a dark past and has a past with Kakashi, Itachi and Tobi (obito) Darkish oc story this is my first publish story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Obito U., OC
Desert Flower by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
"You're afraid that the wallflower won't be able to handle the harsh Desert Sun?" Gaara looks at Sasuke with amusement. "That is unexpectedly chivalrous of you." How could he know at that moment that Hinata Hyuga coming to the Sand would change all of their lives forever? That the wallflower would blossom into their beautiful Desert Flower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 9/27/2017 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 9,229 - Follows: 8,768 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Chosen Pessimist by Babywolfchick1142 reviews
Harry James Potter isn't TheBoyWhoLived, Neville Longbottom is. Harry was supposed to be your regular half-blood wizard. Yet Harry could control magic wandlessly and wordlessly at the age of four. As Harry begins Hogwarts and the dark lord rises, Harry finds it hard keeping his power and intelligence hidden, especially from his parents. Grey/dark !New Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort
Gooper by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
All elite ninja have a 'Gooper' who they trust to make the poison's, salves, and variety of concoctions when they no longer have the time to do so. Information on Gooper's is always fiercely guarded and rarely known. So it was no surprise Kakashi's 'nuisance' from when he was a child who would sometimes watch the dogs for him, was actually his friend, and Gooper. A Secret? Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,930 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 11/2/2017
Its My Life by Flame150 reviews
What would Harry's life be like if he was taken from the doorstep that night? If he was raised in Konoha by the Forth Hokage? Then what would it be like if he was to go to Hogwarts at 17yrs old. Well your about to find out. Slash Harry/Itachi M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 2/4/2010 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sacrilege by Sayuri-Uzumaki-Nara reviews
"The devil knocked on my door and asked if we could be friends." (itachi x oc)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Itachi U., OC
Follow you into the darkness by Kindred01 reviews
Somone has been feeding Harry suppressants since he was 11 and now they have stopped feeding them to him, his heat had hit him hard and he goes to the only safe place he knows. What luck that there are 4 alphas willing to help him. HP/FW/GW/CW/BW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 402 - Published: 11/15/2017 - [Harry P., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Carapace by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,290 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Silent Serenity by SirAvery reviews
Kate, a lover of all things outdoorsy, views moving across the United States with her older brother to be a new adventure. Little did she know that when she catches the attention of a certain vampire, her whole world will be turned upside-down, but perhaps not entirely for the better... Jasper/OC *Revised and Revamped!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,191 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Jasper, OC
Yin and Yang by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
The concept of balance is the world of Ninja is very different. Reincarnation Fem!Jiraiya who never saw enough to have any clue what is coming. What did she know of Jiraiya? -He- liked toads and watermelons. What did she know of Orochimaru? He bit little boys. Somehow they have become best friends and their crazy balances the other's out. Like a disaster that needed to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,039 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S.
Love They Haven't Thought Of Yet by Snoweylily reviews
Boy Who Lived, Saviour of the Wizarding World, Defeater of Grindelwald, never received his Hogwarts Letter. Five years later, a 16-year-old Harry Potter is found on the streets of London and immediately sent to Hogwarts, where he catches the eye of one Professor Tom Riddle. When Harry is sorted into Slytherin, well... that just makes things a whole lot easier for him, doesn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 91,539 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
A Cloud's Shadow by jokergirl2001 reviews
It's considered highly rude to start a story from the middle. But well, starting from the beginning would be too bothersome for me. Nara!SI!OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Shikamaru N., Rin, Shikaku N., OC
Veela mates by slayer of destiny reviews
At Bill and Fleur's wedding Harry meets Fleur's cousin Lucien, a part Veela who Harry is instantly pulled towards and has a past as painful as Harry's own. Harry/OMC, sorry for my attempts at a French accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Spin-offs from: Of Ice and Blood by HappyFabulousManatee reviews
Ah yes, the indecisive author strikes again. This time, she made spin offs and cute little one shots. Mostly set in a ModernAU! So you can read without reading the original fic. (But i'm bias so you are recommended to read the original so you can get to know my OC. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess) HOPE YOU ENJOY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Seductive Sound by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
Hinata's life had been turned upside down, ever since she heard that voice. That seductive voice that woke her up in the most unlikely of places. Sasuke's bedroom. She had been kidnapped by the Sound and was being held captive by possibly insane Sasuke Uchiha who was claiming to be in love with her. Which left her with one very important question, what was she going to do now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 169,339 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto and the Master of Death: Remake! by Yukimori of the Cherokee reviews
Harry is immortal and finds a need to keep living, he secretly asks himself if he should keep living and he learns everything he can. He learns the most when he meets another abused kid, one like he used to be when he was a child. Upon hearing from death that he is also a chosen one he decides to care for him and treats him as his own child. NEW BETA: CursedFire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Harry P., Dobby, Naruto U., Shinigami
I Said No by KC1327 reviews
The boys of Wonderland really do no understand the term "No." Luckily you're here to help them out. Although sometimes you can't help but feel like maybe, just maybe, they wish you wouldn't have followed Alice down the rabbit hole. But that's what best friends do.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,404 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Alice L., Blood D., Ace, OC
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 4,380 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Forsaken of the Desert by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
Gaara was not raised alone, instead it was decided by the council that there was a need for a way that could control the one tail if need be. So they created one. Sute has been raised knowing she would one day wed Gaara, to try and give him a weakness. It backfired on the elders. OC/Gaara slow burn primarily twisted friendship. Prologue is a glimpse ahead in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,356 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Gaara, Temari, Rasa, OC
The Return of Dark and Light by manapohaku2 reviews
A U. The balance of light and dark wavers through time and only Harry can maintain the balance. Done with his dying world Harry sends himself to another in hopes that it will not be as boring as his own. Necromancy, Dark Harry, Slash, Voldemort/Harry Pairing. HEA Adopted from yaoi fangirl0707.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] James P., OC
The Joker Type by jewels369 reviews
As if being a bisexual, mixed-white American/Japanese girl with divorced parents, a black stepfather and a black half-sister was a problem, now I have to deal with being judged on my parent's net income too? Talk about a buzz kill. I just want to become a photographer, is that so much to ask for Haruhi? "Apparently so." Hikaru/oc/Kaoru Poly fic, MA Rating
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC]
The Ghost and the Obviously Crazy child by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
What if Naruto hadn't been left alone as a child? What could a woman with only the vaguest knowledge of Naruto, who didn't try to hold onto her memories so now they were more like dejavu, do to change things? Existing was a huge start.Wait until Uncle Ibiki and Inoichi stepped in.. Semi S/I OC with a twist, Pairing undecided. Heavy messing with the timelines Utterly non Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Naruto U., Ibiki M., Inoichi Y., OC
Bloody Rose by SilverKitsune2017 reviews
Fem Sasuke x Madara. "You, my pretty little rose, are going to do exactly as I say." He pins her to the wall. "And if you try to use any of your thorns against our kin, you'll be the one who gets cut and then you'll be our bloody rose. Do you understand me?" Suki couldn't believe this. She was now stuck in in Madara's Era and now had the chance to completely rewrite history!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,194 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Sasuke U., Madara U.] - Complete
Pleasure and Pain by mcangel1976 reviews
Haruhi and Hikaru are now divorced, and to say things are a little strained is the year's biggest understatement. Now she's slept with Chika after Hunny's wedding, and left him before he woke up the next morning. Everything else seems almost out of control. What else is going to happen in her life? Will she find someone who will love her and only her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,618 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Chika/Yasuchika H., Haruhi F.] Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H.
I'll Take Care of You by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Harry had only ever wanted one thing: someone to care for him. He had never expected to get what he so dearly wished for quite this way though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 258 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Harry P., Sanguini - Complete
Visitor by GeMerope reviews
Harry gets an unexpected visitor during the summer nights, who changes his perspective about everything. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 493,611 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
You Like What! by Sammybailey666 reviews
Voldemort has turned the almighty Harry Potter gay. Much to Harry's horror when he arrives back to Hogwarts to find Lucius Malfoy as their New Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and he's looking mighty good to harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,983 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Reaching by LilacLilyFlower reviews
Hikari: light, 光. When Hikari is born, the first thing she registers is colors and pain. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,918 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Through the Darkness by WhiplashKotestu reviews
Zeref and Natsu has been living alone ever since their parents have died. They had to stay in hiding so they wouldn't be captured an turned into wizards for war. Then a stranger appears in their home which happens to be one of those people who was forced into war. -Full Summary inside- *Zeref x Omc* don't like Yaoi don't hate and bash
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Natsu D., Zeref, E.N.D.
Stumble by writer168 reviews
Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 296,592 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sasori, Kisame H. - Complete
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder by AngryCypress reviews
He stepped down, trying not to look at her, but she was a flame in his darkness and he was a moth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2017 - OC, Shino A.
A Marriage Courtship by slayer of destiny reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort Harry receives a letter requesting a courtship from King Rhaegar, he agrees to the courtship and gets swept away in courtship, romance and a different world to the one he is used to. M/M
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,096 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
I Get Your Malfunction by Nemesis13 reviews
Tony Stark really didn't have anything that kept his interest, no one could ever keep up with him and his own personal demons always chased him into a bottle. Iris Potter was forced to abandon her homeland when her people demanded she become nothing more then a brood mare, so she ran to the other side of the pond and played the stock market while hitting the bottle. Then, they met.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 5,886 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] [Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.]
Chasing The Careless Traveller by Arliene reviews
Albus Dumbledore was too late. Someone else managed to defeat Gellert, leaving chaos and too many questions behind. Tom Riddle, who recently graduated from Hogwarts, was fully committed to become the greatest Dark Lord of all time, chasing immortality and surpassing Grindelwald's legacy. It's too bad that Unspeakable Harry Potter had something to say about that. HP/TR. Time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Betrayal by uoduck reviews
Harry Potter experiences betrayal of the worst sort. The Ministry of Magic drugs him then hands him over to a muggle terrorist organization and bids him goodbye. Harry Potter/Tony Stark/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,182 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki]
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Guarding The Future by Moon Frost18
When an unusual pair joins the Hidden Leaf village, friends are made and secrets are hidden. But even the best kept secrets must come to light one day. Rated M for safety for any future chapters. Eventual KotetsuxOC/IzumoxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,249 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/26/2017 - [Kotetsu H., OC] Genma S., Izumo K.
Scattered Memories on the Floor by Felicity Dream reviews
After Luke's death, two take it especially hard. They sleep together, Hermes deals with the aftermath, Percy doesn't know if he hates or loves Luke or sure where Hermes fits in. Then there's Annabeth. And his sexuality. And everything else. Angsty!Hercy, coming of age and out of the closet for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,580 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/9/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.] Athena, Triton
Not What Was Expected by x0xCherryBlossomx0x reviews
Lucy finally plans to tell Natsu how she feels until she witnesses something that throws that idea right out the window. Unfortunately for the gorgeous celestial mage there's someone to witness her heart breaking, or is it fortunate? Could this be the man that helps her realize her and Natsu weren't really meant to be? Lemon in later chapters LaLu, Mentions of NaLu and Natsu/?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,203 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
Menagerie of Birds by xfireflyskyx reviews
After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,008 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,963 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Fawkes, Loki
Nights Tale by V1ct0r1a-Bar3ll0 reviews
AU Harry has a different past, one that ties him directly to one of the founders, but when his parents aren't even Lily and James he will be forced to go through the biggest change of his life. And the sharpest turn in the war. dumble/ron/moine bashing. SLASH. based beginning of 7th.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,056 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Salazar S.
A Little Mischief never hurt anybody - Redo by CrowsAce reviews
Harry had won the war but at a terrible price, he is now the only person left in existence, with his friends and family all gone he takes his own life to join them and finally be at peace, however death has other plans for his master. (This version has been slightly edited and the chapters have been added together to make them longer, please tell me which one you prefer Crow)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F.
Bond to me by Kindred01 reviews
Working Title... Lucius in in love with his son's best friend and Harry is in love with his best friend's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/8/2017 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Ground Fire by Glaux Bryonia reviews
Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Under The Mask by incorporated reviews
We never show our true selves. We only let people see what we want them to see. Uzumaki Naruto had let himself be seen as the happy idiot, but there is obviously more to him than meets the eye. The moment she saw him she knew there was something that wasn't right, it was unnatural. She saw underneath the mask and now he is letting it crumble for everyone to see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,088 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 8/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., OC]
Troublesome meets Bothersome by Ellie.Ferguson reviews
What happens when Nara, Shikamaru, the renound laziest and smartest ninja in Konoha, meets a nomadic girl that seems almost like him in every way? Rated M for mature because of content further on in the story line. Shikamaru x OC Farther in it might get a little OOC for Shika, sorry if that happens
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,166 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Shikamaru N.
How I Met Your Other Mother by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Kushina U., Minato N.] - Complete
Meddling In Fate by Kushinada Uzumaki reviews
AU; Fem!Harry: After dying of old age, Death decides his mistress' next great adventure should be special. So Violet Potter is reborn as Uzumaki Sachi, and her story writes itself anew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Shisui U.] Karin U., Team Seven
Naruto's Super-secret S-Ranked Mission by YDdraigGoch94 reviews
Birthday Present One-shot for Silencia20. Based on the Growing Strong series: Having found out something that he could not let stand, Naruto plans a special day for the most important person in his world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Unexpected hero by Erlomast reviews
Laxus is just returning home from Mongolia when he hears a scream. On instinct he goes to it. What will happen?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,400 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Changes We Make by TwinsRule FG and HK reviews
Harry leaves to Japan after he defeats Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries plus some backstabbing friends that he'd rather not talk about. He didn't know that along the way he would find love and an old friend from when he was eight years old. Only problem is that with Harry trouble likes follows.. **The Rewritten version of A New Start**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Monsters and Mysteries by VioletDream13 reviews
Hannah left England to move to Forks after there is a change in her family's plans. Soon after arriving, a certain Jasper Cullen catches her eye and she is left puzzling over him. But when a dramatic change in her life occurs, she is drawn closer to him . (Set during Eclipse) Bella is OOC, so are some of the others. ;) Please R&R! (Re-Write!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Bella, Edward, Jasper, OC
The Uzumaki Secret by SapphireKageKyuura reviews
What if Naruto had a twin sister? In order to keep the village of learning of her existence, Tsunade took and raised Rayne as her daughter and student. Twelve years later, Tsunade decides it was time for Rayne to take the genin exams. The two of them travel to Konoha. What will happen when Sasuke falls for Rayne? Rated M for language, violence and lemons. R&R! (DISCONTINUED)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 11/11/2016 - [Sasuke U., OC]
My God of War by perfect-rendezvous reviews
He was the God of War. He was the king. He could make you submit without blinking an eye. He could make you do anything without lifting a finger. He didn't have a weakness. Until her. It all changed when she came along. She became his goddess. His queen. His weakness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Jasper, OC]
Bodyguard by Corpium reviews
ADOPTED BY LITTLEONE94. CHAPTER 8 IS THE LINK ONLY. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,064 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wand Chooses by DreamerEye reviews
Voldemort, obsessed with defeating Dumbledore, conscripts Gregorovitch into making the most powerful wand. Little does he know that the famous wandmaker is retired. Or that the man's son, the brains behind the operation, is really Harry Potter in hiding. Will either be able to fight rising feelings for the enemy? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Happy Fox and A Lazy Cloud by LazyFoxLover reviews
The day Naruko Uzumaki was born she lost both her mother and father and became the Jinchuuriki for the nine tailed fox. Growing up she was mistreated and abused by the people of her village the one place she was supposed to call home, a place to feel loved and yet all she feels is hate and loneliness. Can this abused little fox find that home or love in a lazy cloud? ShikaXFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 297,996 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
My Evil Veela Mate by jaeye reviews
Harry is transformed into a veela, and Voldemort is his mate! [Slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,033 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love's Loathing by The Fictionist reviews
Lord Voldemort is the head of Magical Britain. Harry Potter is a rebel leader in charge of the last scraps of resistance against his regime. Things would be difficult enough even if they hadn't once been lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,242 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Circus of Riddles by The Fictionist reviews
Even today, fairies manage to lure unwitting humans into their circles. And the Fey King is perhaps the worst of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,572 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 5,627 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Raising Endurance by Wish Porter reviews
Kakashi gains a new family member while doing ninja buisness. How will he stay sane when the littlest Marauder meets Konoha's Prankster Extraordinaire? Raising two troublemakers was not in his job description! SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Ariel Potter and the Slytherin Prince by Screaming Kittycat reviews
It was a dark night when a child was born, the sky was covered with the colour of blood. It was the night when two children were born, one of which was never meant to exist. This child would change the outcome of the wizarding world. Follow her story as she faces many troubles including the trouble of falling in love with the Slytherin prince
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [OC, Draco M.]
Silk Roads by GenderlessPerson reviews
When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,723 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Rewrite: Successor of Death by MagnaVictoria reviews
Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. ItaNaru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,219 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Harry P.
Pretty Little Demons by MagnaVictoria reviews
Non-magic. Harry was always able to see them. He was able to see them for as long as he remembers. They were always there, floating around him, clinging onto staircases and all. The demons, he was once told, can only be seen by certain people, special people. Maybe that's why he was always called a freak, maybe that's why he knows that Tom Riddle, his English teacher, is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Butterfly Heart by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,748 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Uncut Hair of Graves by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
A collection of oneshots all related to my fic, The Bitter Hug of Mortality. They will be set both before and during The Bitter Hug.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015
The Eyes Have It by Silimaira reviews
I never wanted to be an eye. Least of all Itachi's. SI OC Three-shot. A new take on the SI premise. Canon compatible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,443 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
Devil's Eyes by hiraikoneko reviews
Non-canon spin-off of Demon Eyes. A possible reason for Ai's rebirth and her behavior in this life. After all, we can't expect a person to be all that 'good' after spending a great deal of time bonding with the Devil. Even if he shares his cookies, plays a hardcore game of rock-paper-scissors and thinks he's a good therapist. Rated M for language...and Hell..and other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Sakumo H., OC - Complete
My Sweet Choji by SayaSama101 reviews
Since the day you moved to the village and started at the academy, he was there. And when you fell behind the other students and struggled in silence, he would not leave your side. But now you've both grown up, you're both adults with responsibility's and a life, one in which he has always been in. So why after so many years are Choji's actions starting to change around you? X OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Chōji A., OC, Shino A.
Birthday Surprise by K.D. Ownz reviews
The Host are throwing asurprise party for Harry and they need him out of the way for a week. So what do they do? Send him on errands of course! But they don't make him do it alone. What? Mori-senpai wants to be the one to help him? Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Hades' Gate by inactiveperson123 reviews
A change in fate. Harry's brother really is the Boy who lived while Harry stands in the background. Harry has to show everyone that, even if he doesn't have a prophecy claiming his power, he's got enough to stand out on his own. SLASH [Summary in last chapter]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sensei Potter by arober94 reviews
A rewrite of my original Potter Sensei. More focus on the lessons and doing away with the harem route.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 3028 - Favs: 9,999 - Follows: 7,743 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16128 - Favs: 11,881 - Follows: 10,265 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,334 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Darker Dreams by Kindred01 reviews
He has been Voldemort's prisoner for year and when he finely escapes he is foolish to hope things would go back to normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 11/1/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Lucius M., Severus S.]
Boy Kami by jully123 reviews
A wandering land god witnesses a meeting on a cold november night and a decision is made that will turn the British wizarding world on its head in the later years to come. Not nice Dumbles. God!Harry. HPXKamisamaHajimemashita crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P.
Raiden Senju-Potter and the Shinobi Mage by soraheartless21 reviews
James and Lily didn't trust Dumbledore as they led him to believe. They knew their fate and feared for the life of their son, Harry if Dumbledore gets his hands on him, so they look for a way out. They discover an ancient scroll which contained a ritual which will save Harry, however it comes with a cost. They had to make a deal with a demon and seal it within their child. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,134 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Harry P., Naruto U.
As good as Death by astala7 reviews
Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,409 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Ring (Book one) by RavenandDragon reviews
"It began with the forging of The Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and in secret a Fourth was made, hidden by The Valar. Gifted to a child on a world thats is soon to be in darkness."(Legolas/Harry pairing, look at my poll to decide on how the story should go!) Will starts in HP then Hobbit to Lotr. On Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Galadriel, Celembrimbor
The butler, His possession by The Eternal Scribe reviews
A big brothers responsibility was to take care of the little ones who came after them and that's what he intended to do, even if that sent him into the burning pits of Hell. Of course the possessive butler wasn't about to let the emerald-eyed Phantomhive go. Slash, HPSM, Adopted from Shin no Yoru.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Unraveled by PabloVotesNo reviews
AU. Time couldn't be stopped, but it could be reversed. Naru, Shikamaru and Choji were proof of that. They were also proof that war even corrupted the kindest of people. Sent back to their genin days, they want to be prepared for the 4th War, something that is inevitable. But they now have the chance to make everything right. But hatred lurks everywhere. Beware. Fem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,101 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Naruko U.] Chōji A.
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark… Warning: Deals with Stockholm Syndrome and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 190,997 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Mnemophobia by Yuuki no Yuki reviews
I wasn't trying to make a difference. Not really. But I wasn't about to let Kabuto's sacrifice be in vain. Not when he'd finally pulled me out of my own darkness. Not when he'd finally given me a purpose. Shin. Sai. Tenten. Naruto. Don't worry, I'll give you guys a childhood if it's the last thing I do! KabutoXSi!OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Kabuto Y., OC] Naruto U., Tenten
Living in a Resort of Sorts by Sagitarscorpion1 reviews
Lord Harry Potter-Black has enough of the Wizarding world. The war ended a month ago and he feels like he is suffocating. So what do you do when you feel suffocated in your own country? You move of course, Harry finds himself and his charge Teddy moving to New York to start fresh. To blend Harry has to find a job, what could he do for a living while raising Teddy? Come find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,286 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Second Wind by Quill Q reviews
Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. Naruto had done a lot of crazy things in her short life, like challenging the Kyūbi and fought against the powers of a God. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,305 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Madara U., Naruko U.] Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Second Wind - One Shots by Quill Q reviews
This is out-takes and short stories from my completed story named 'Second Wind'. If you have not read that story then this will make just about no sense. The stories posted here varies in length and switches between who is the main character. I'm not following a set schedule and updates will be irregular.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Madara U., Naruko U.] Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds by RosesToPaint reviews
The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 145,176 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 1,649 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Tony's Brother? by soraheartless21 reviews
When Tony's mysterious big brother, Harry decides to visit he didn't except to meet a jealous super soldier, a shy doctor with anger problems, a blonde archer, or a dangerous assassin. How will everyone react to a person they don't know who claims to be Tony's brother? How will Thor react when he finally meets Harry? And two guys manage to attract Harry's attention. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 840 - Published: 9/14/2016
Potter Sensei by arober94 reviews
With a lack of teachers for the end of the year, Hiruzen calls upon a newcomer to the village for help. How will this effect the future when the Rookie 9 is guided by Harry Potter? His reach won't be limited to only Konoha either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,709 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Ippikiookami (lone wolf) by williamsangel88 reviews
Harry didn't mind getting cheated, robbed or even killed a few times by various ninja in various ways if it meant spending but two seconds with this beautiful man. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with this mysterious, dangerous and gorgeous man? MasterofDeath!Harry, Slash, slight AU. DISCONTINUED/HIATUS/UPFORADOPTION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
A Beast's Virtue by Arliene reviews
Schooled at Durmstrang, forced into political upheaval, pursued by dark and light wizards alike, Harry Potter becomes a leader and icon for his entire generation, thus turning the Dark Lord's attention to him. HP/LV. Politician Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,564 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Monday's child is a potions child by Kindred01 reviews
Bellatrix forced a potion down Harry's throat, while they at the Ministry of magic. So why is the dark Lord not impressed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The Many Minds of Eru Lee by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After his failed attack on the Potters, Tom Riddle finds himself in a strange land populated by the omnipresent, childish, doppelganger of Lily Evans and finds himself mostly unnerved, irritated, and very confused. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blood Relations by CakeTops reviews
He didn't know who he was or why he was there, but one look was all it took for the cold hearted Loki to know that this green eyed young man was his. As for Harry, all he wanted was to get to know the man that his DNA test claimed was his biological father, Tony Stark. He never expected to catch the attention of a god. Slash. LokixHarry. Possible mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Baby Troubles by CakeTops reviews
Where Tony gets turned in to a woman by Loki, decides to go out and experience her female body, forgot she can now fall pregnant, have sex without protection, falls pregnant and angst about it; all in that order. Where Harry wonders why his first hook up in years can't just be a normal girl. Because a billionaire man turned woman is weird, even for him. SLASH/HET HP/TS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Slumbering Beaut by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hadrian Peverell, Prince of Antoila, has been put under a curse by the Dark Lord Voldemort due to the foolish actions of his father. But Luna, his fairy godmother, has reworked the curse for his benefit. And the only one who can awaken Hadrian in the end, is the one who cursed him. If only they knew. A/N: Idiot!James-Awesome!Lily. SLASH. VOLDEMORT/HARRY PAIRING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L.
Better Than You Think by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
AU. Tom Riddle finds out that Harry Potter and his group of misfits are more than they seem. Harry catches his interest. Harry's downplayed power and desire for revenge, intrigue him. Tom decides to join in on the mischief, helping lead Harry into a bright, successful future. Harry's sister and parents will regret forgetting him. They'll regret getting rid of John. A/N:SLASH HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] OC
Tripping Through Time by Coho Commanche reviews
Iris Potter-Black never thought that she would find herself literally tripping through time. Not one to let an opportunity go to waste, she decides to meddle, and meddle big time. Adopting Tom Riddle was not supposed to create a young Voldemort completely obsessed with and extremely possessive of her. Her presence definitely wasn't supposed to attract Gellert... (rest inside)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,369 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Tea Time by otakusocial reviews
"I think there is something wrong with my tea recipe..." Harianna Jamily Potter confessed to her bestfriend in the mirror. "It seems to be reacting strangely to the men, and I looked and I don't really think it is amortentia ― you think George slipped something in my chocolate stash?" Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Harry P., Minato N., Sakumo H., Shikaku N.
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Becoming Minako by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
After having their first child, and a rather eventful and destructive nine months, Lee decides that for the safety of Konoha and the happiness of Minato she has no choice but to switch their genders. Minato doesn't appreciate it at all. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 254 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Harry P., Minato N.] - Complete
Of Shadow, Shine And Shades by dra6on reviews
Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,985 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 5,207 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
My New Neighbor by Dracfirewolves reviews
A certain snaky dark lord, who doesn't look so snaky anymore, becomes Harry's new next-door neighbor...Hp/TR(LV) SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,047 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I know you by Lilynxis reviews
I believe you could love me. But you're lost on the road to misery. And what I gave to you I could never get back. Say what you will but I know that you want to stay. You can love me. You will love me. Share with me, your desires, and fears. Let me bear with you, your burden. If you so desire, I will give you my everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Queen by Lilynxis reviews
She didn't listen to the whispers that followed her. Didn't pay attention to the awe filled stares that stared at her. She had closed her heart to the people she would have once given everything for. Silently she left the place that caused her pain. And slipped into a world where she would find, everything she ever wished for. Fem/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
Fathers and Fishcakes by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Panicking in the middle of the plant zombie battle, Eru Lee accidentally whisks team seven and the nidaime decades into an alternate dimension's future. There they discover a few of the surprising elements to this other world while the other world discovers a few aspects of Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Strawberry Days by LilacLilyFlower reviews
Series of oneshots from my Reaching Series (Hikari's story). Requests are taken about anything (generations, AU, ships, etc.) Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Team Seven, OC
Deer tracks by Hermionechan90 reviews
Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
Get Revenge(If It Doesn't Kill You) by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Dumbledore was a manipulative bastard and Harry wasn't going to play by his games any longer. Harry leaves Magical Britain behind for a better future, and ends up coming back years later, when he is successful and no on knows his new name. But that didn't mean that certain people, like a not so manic Dark Lord, wanted nothing to do with him. A/N:HARRYMORT/SLASH/AD-GW-HG-RW-BASHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The prince of the hills by gatomonfan reviews
Harry potter was banished from earth when Voldemort tried to kill him. Raised as a prince of middle earth, he is smart, handsome and mysterious. But what has this got to do with the fellowship of the ring? Even more confusing are the 3 fighters that seem to have developed a crush on him! What is arda coming to? Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,216 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry P., OC
Deadly Eyes of a Phoenix Reborn by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
In the summer after his second year, something unexpected happens to Harry. Changes are occurring, though he doesn't know it. What will he do when he realizes that the Basilisk venom and the Phoenix tears are turning him into something new entirely? How will this change the outcome against Voldemort? A/N: SLASH/Almost rape/rape/rape aftermath later on. UNDER REVISION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,114 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Dark Hunter by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Severus receives a letter which surprises him, with vengeance in his mind he goes to get the two people wronged just as much as him. Can they be what they should have been? or will they never be able to recover from the betrayals? maybe a new start was what they needed, going to America seemed like the best thing. There they meet the Cullen's. SLASH Jasper/Harry DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,441 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Edward
Hidden Path by Kindred01 reviews
Harry decides enough is enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Lucius M., Voldemort
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 4,921 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil: Revamped by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Naruko and Sasuke have a tentative friendship. He wants more, but Naruko is so oblivious to his feelings and blinded by her haunting past, she can't see it. Through an agonizingly slow process, Sasuke will manage to win the heart of the person he values most. Unfortunately, the road to love is fraught with danger and drama, but he wouldn't have it any other way. A/N:NON MASSACRE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,057 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
The Dragon of Moria by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,733 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
Two of a Kind by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hari and Death make a plan to send her back to Tom's childhood with her memories locked and set to slowly come out as time passes. Hari Potter, now Harlinas Selwyn, will lead Tom Riddle into a better future. Hopefully she'll stop the mass murdering along the way. And if she doesn't... she can go back and try again. A/N: MoD-Fem-Harry. Tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,761 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Love knows no one, while every one knows Love by tpain341 reviews
Formerly known as the secret traits of honey and mori. After the war Harry left those that betrayed him with Teddy in hand, to start anew in Japan by enrolling in Ouran academy. Where he will meet 2 boys that will give him the love he was denied. Slash/yaoi THREESOME Sub/uke Harry Dom/seme Honey&Mori rated m for future sexual themes and mpreg
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Harry P., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.] Teddy L.
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 622,982 - Reviews: 11639 - Favs: 9,415 - Follows: 7,523 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blood Brothers (Not Discontinued I Promise) by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,085 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Yesterday's Mistakes by kariyothesungod reviews
ON HIATUS Sasuke goes back in time and accidentally changes his past by mixing up the teams . Team seven and Team eight get mixed up and now the story unfolds with the perspective on both team seven and eight. As Sasuke is now in Team Kurenai and Shino Joins Team Kakashi The Main plot of naruto unfolds with new team dynamics. Sasuke and Hinata and Naruto and Sakura Pairings. 1-9-16
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Amateurs In Wooing by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Voldy and Harry decide to woo each other. But the other would never accept them for who they are. Right? They need pseudonyms! Problem. Both are getting letters from unknowns trying to woo them. Problem. They fall for these unknowns. Until finally, both learn that the one who wooed them, is actually the one they were trying to woo. A/N: Voldy woos Harry and Harry woos Voldy. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
My Pet Prince Charming by Roseoptic reviews
At Ouran, one girl takes falling head over heels a little too literally, and the expression "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar" has never seen someone so sweet as our Vietnamese vinaigrette.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC
Demons, mates and Vodka by DinosaurDread reviews
Kind of a self explanatory title. Harry x Sebastian. Demon!Harry. I can say that there are a lot of cats, demons, mates, and vodka shows up occasionally. No out-right bashing of any specific character that wasn't a canon evil, so if you're reading this to fuel your desire to see certain people be put in a corner of shame and embarrassment... . Rated T to to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sebastian M.
Finally Home by ariann blakh reviews
Alone in the shinobi world and losing most of his powers,Harry Potter becomes pseudo guardian to a seven year old Naruto.ON LONG HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K.
Lee's Search for Christmas Spirit by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It's December 25th and Eru Lee is spending the day delivering presents to all of her favorite acquaintances and friends. However, she finds herself distracted by thoughts of the Shinigami and her own uncertain relationship to him. side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Harry P., Sakumo H. - Complete
A Tale of Two by Melody Jade Everson reviews
Everyone has heard of the story of Dagur the Deranged. How 'mad' people claimed he was. But no one had heard of the story about Amor the Loner. A girl who rides with her dragon flying about 500 feet than dives into the ocean at full speed, has no memory of her past, and lives alone. What should happen when the two meet?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Dagur
Kingdom of the sea by Lilynxis reviews
Crown Prince Hadrian of Valona. he had a feeling that something was going to be different this year, he just didn't know what. Hopefully it wasn't something that was going to be bad, after all England was going through a political crisis. Oh how he hated drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harī: Mahō no Bōken by uhhno reviews
Reborn into a world different to her previous, Harriet Potter, now Harī, roams the Elemental Nations, but stops in Amegakure. She meets three Ame orphans and decides to stay with them. Then, they all end up meeting the Legendary Sannin. Konohagakure is their next stop and maybe Harī's last stop. Tags: Fem!Harry ; Dimension Travel ; Rebirth ; MOD!Harry ; Rating undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Harry P., Minato N., Sakumo H.
With a little bit of luck by WerewolfAlpha reviews
Fairies were renowned for being beautiful little creatures with very little intellect and a nasty habit of being utter little bastards. However, no-one told them that even the actions of pests could bring about changes that would throw a spanner in the gears of life. Little Harry Potter finds this out the hard way. NOTICE: Re-write in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,341 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Dagur Hicca M Stories by Kathryn Mills reviews
Just as the title suggests, this is where I'll be putting all my M rated Darg/Fem!Hiccup stories from now on. So enjoy ;)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
My White Rabbit by Princess Mercy Goetia reviews
After exhausting herself at the Ball at Heart Castle, Outsider Jacky Anderson is carried to Peter's room to rest. What happens when Peter, trying to get her something more comfortable than a ball gown to sleep in, accidentally grabs a sexy lingerie instead of a nightgown? Warning: Lemon! No little brats allowed!
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Peter W., OC
fallen path by Kindred01 reviews
Sanguini become a professor at Hogwarts and he has taken a shin to Harry Potter... well there is a shocker
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 226 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Sanguini, Harry P.]
Our Horcrux child by Kindred01 reviews
Betrayed by his boy friend and attacked by Snatchers while on Horcrux hunting lead him to the smug arms of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., OC
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 6,514 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4199 - Favs: 11,419 - Follows: 13,289 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Meow by Ireadtomuch reviews
Harry Potter got a lot of things in life he didn't expect. At the top of the list was accidentally traveling back in time to the age of the Queen's Watch Dog... Did I mention he has kitty ears? MasterofDeah!Immortal!Harry! Sebastian/Harry RATED M!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Struck by Aozoran reviews
Ten years on Earth, but ten days in the Great Demon Kingdom. The effects of this simple event affect the lives of everyone in both worlds, especially the hearts of two men. A 'what if' based on the thought "what would happen if Yuuri matured after the end of season 2". ConxYuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,519 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Yuri S., Conrad W. - Complete
Of Peerless Emeralds by avet reviews
If anything is to be said about Nara Shikaku in the Daimyō's court, then it's that he was unfazed by the events that brought him to the Fire country's capital, and made him sit in seiza before the Fire Daimyō and the Fire's only princess, Senhime. [femHarry]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 451 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] - Complete
All Things: Side Stories by Amaryllis D. Namikaze reviews
Basically side stories, one-shots, drabbles and prompts from my SI-OC story "All Things Are Difficult Before They Are Easy". Yaoi Shikaku/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Shikaku N., OC] Minato N.
道の最後に、平和あるでしょう by Mia Heartnet reviews
Harelda Potter was told some important information by Death at Kings Cross. She went back to finish what she had started, and after having a full and wonderful life, she passed on. A few millennia later, her curse finally seem to have come to an end, and her final life has begun. The world better gets ready for Namikaze-Uzumaki Shinachiku, because she waits for no one. FEMHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Shinigami
The Rise Of The Phoenix by Mia Heartnet reviews
After the war ended, Hariell Potter decided that the sacrifices made in the war were too great. So she decides to go back along with Teddy, her godson, and change everything for the better. But a simple and small mistake will take her to the year of 1976 instead of 1926. Can she save everyone she loves and cares while hiding who she really is? FemHarry, Non-Cannon, Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L.
The Lost Sibling by Mia Heartnet reviews
Namikaze-Uzumaki Hanako was born in a time when neither of her parents could take care of her, so it was decided that she would be left in the care of her aunt and uncle, the Potters, until they could. No one was counting on a meddlesome Headmaster, nor the birth of her little brother Naruto which would result on their parents death. *Full summary inside* Non-Cannon, Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Sanbi/Isobu
Runaways by Mia Heartnet reviews
Tony never meant to have children, he was happy not having them, but here she was. She was definitely his, and there was nothing he could do about it, not that he really wanted to. Haribelle Potter was his daughter and he was determined to make her live with him, now how to convince her? Especially with an Asgardian God trying to reclute her. FemHarry, Non-Cannon, Dad!Tony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Journey of the Sorcerer by Quatermass reviews
(Female Crona!) Soul Resonance: the union of two souls in harmony. From the World of Exile comes a powerful scion of the Evans family, damaged by his vile guardians. Teaming up with an equally damaged girl, they make a good team, before they attract the attention of the DWMA. But Harry Potter and Crona are nothing if not adaptable, and nothing will tear their friendship apart...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Harry P., Crona] [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Black Knight by dreaming of rocketships reviews
It seems like everyone is after the Boy Who Lived. With a Dark Lord on the rise, a Ministry doing its best to slander his name, and a Headmaster who won't tell him a thing...well, Harry Potter's pretty stressed out. Cue dramatic music, a mysterious crow, and a possible concussion and whole lot is bound to change. Maybe for the better but that's subjective at best. HP/SM.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,473 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014
Of Gods and Family by uoduck reviews
Part 4 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers." Thor, Loki and Harry go back to Asgard. Harry and Loki's relationship grows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,189 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Harry P., Loki] - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 7,756 - Follows: 8,980 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hardened Earth by Sage Thrasher reviews
Adversity and strength are not reserved for ninja. A civilian can make just as much of a difference—for better or for worse. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H., OC
Joining of the Clans by kariyothesungod reviews
Sasuke Uchiha right after graduating from the academy is called to the Hokage office. Hiashi approaches Sasuke with the proposal of merging the clans. Both Sasuke and Hinata join Team Kakashi and adjust to a life of being engaged. The story will follow Naruto main plotline with Team Kakashi .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
C-Beams off the Tannhauser Gate by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Emotional Support Lee's initial attempt of death by river fails and she's left to wander and find a new means of either fulfilling her existence or dying. She meets a few interesting people along the way. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Harry P., Madara U. - Complete
Come Hell or High Water by Rokkis reviews
As Harry Potter is kidnapped in broad daylight both Heaven and Hell realize they have greatly underestimated the Devil. It's now up to Team Free Will to either help him out, or be forced to take him out. Slash, WIP and Mpreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,209 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Lucifer
A Brief Parlor Comedy with Divine and Terrifying Beings by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has his first impression of Eru Lee and concludes that humans are not only idiots but also great fools. Lee also sticks her foot into her mouth slightly more than she normally does in any given conversation. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Successor of Death by MagnaVictoria reviews
Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. Slash. Being rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 12,510 - Follows: 12,228 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Eye of the Whirlpool by Sage Thrasher reviews
A girl who died once before; a village doomed to fall; a world on the brink of war. But butterflies can cause hurricanes, and shifting tides can create a whirlpool. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 536 - Published: 12/27/2015 - OC, Kushina U., Mito U., Tsunade S.
Mors Atra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Two parents need to protect their baby and use Dark Magic. But the ritual has a negative effect and their daughter's deadly touch cannot be broken without her soulmate. When they are killed, they watch over her as she grows. But she can see them and others as well. And when Death comes along, he becomes her uncle. How will Hogwarts handle the young necromancer? Will the dead help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Target by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Life had a habit of taking unexpected turns. No one knew that better than Harry. He certainly hadn't planed on the path he had taken. It could be worse. Being a professional hitman wasn't all that bad. It paid well and he could get rid of some truly nasty individuals. So, all in all, life was good. Then one day he got a hit for one Tom Riddle. Harry knew he shouldn't have taken it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 412 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Impressions by Blackkitten23 reviews
This contest entry for stories was amazing! The writing was beautiful, imaginative, unpredictable and written by an unknown person! Shikamaru however is determined to discover this person and he knows one thing … an email address – Hentai Girl X Boy - Naruko x Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Shikamaru N., Naruko U. - Complete
The Temptation of Desperate Men by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which, in an act of desperation, Madara chooses an apprentice much sooner than he expected before Konoha can become more absurd and more dangerous. Unfortunately, he chooses the first one he finds, which happens to be the overpowered and socially oblivious Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Harry P., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 6,276 - Follows: 6,796 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
Moonlight Sonata by Dragonsgirl16 reviews
After seeing her friends dead, Ana Potter runs from her hollow victory against Voldemort and ends up with Naruto and Jiraiya, right before they are due back in Konoha. She then joins Naruto in his quest to bring Sasuke back to the village and take down the Akatsuki but what's a witch to do when she catches the eye of powerful shinobi including an Uchiha and a Kazekage? Shippuden!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,078 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U., Gaara
Please Stay Off The Grass And Out of the Trees by Laleanen reviews
Mori/OC. Just who is the handsome young man in the window, and why does he have a chicken on his head? (Rated T for bullying.) COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
New Beginnings? by LaSho925 reviews
Harry is involved in a Marriage contract. Will he find love and family? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,062 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort
The Life of Harry Potter by CakeTops reviews
In which Harry Potter is an overworked accountant for SI; in which Tony is Tony, unintentionally making life hell for the accounting department; In which there is a meeting that would change their life forever. Avengers, Gods, Cursed artifacts, Ancient magic, Soulmates, Deathly Hallows and a potential new Dark Lord on the rising; this is the beginning of a new era. Slash HPTS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,400 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 4,641 - Follows: 6,233 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Project Codename: Harry by CakeTops reviews
Hidden in the depth of shield HQ was a room that not even the Avengers should know about; a room with one single occupant, a human crafted by science with the unique power of being able to communicate with inanimate objects as if they were alive and sentient. His codename? Harry P. Tony, being Tony, of course manages to discover this secret and decides to break him out. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Red String by Lilynxis reviews
I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, all that you have yet to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N.
70 Years by CakeTops reviews
In a world where each wizard has a soul mate, Harry knew all too well that you could find yours in the most unexpected places. He just didn't expect to find his in the form of 18 years old Steve Rogers after a cursed amulet sends him back 70 years in the past. Mpreg. Slash. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,127 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 644 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Split by Chrysanthemum Moon reviews
Discontinued due to lack of muse. There are times when Fate has different plans for those that are meant to do something more. Nothing will ever stop Fate's plans from happening, even when deals were already made. However, Fate's plan will be fulfilled and the results will be more satisfying than the ones that had already been made.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,982 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Alone Together by TeeBeMe reviews
At some point, Izabera is going to have to admit out loud that her friends are a bunch of psychotic morons. And she's going to have to admit that she wouldn't have it any other way, no matter how cheesy that sounds. AU. Series of oneshots.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC] - Complete
Konoha's Silent Death by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Cursed with an undesirable job which involves constant death and rebirth, MoD Harry(Hari) has lost count of the number of worlds he finds himself in. Dumped once more in Konohagakure's orphanage, the blonde in the next room just won't leave him alone. With a loyal shadow by his side, how far can the future Yondaime go? The elemental nations are in for a massive change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,374 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 4,828 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Memoirs of Consort Slytherin by arudhatt reviews
Inspired by Lucky, Lucky Me by Lantana; Harry is betrayed and forced to marry Voldemort. Watch as he sheds his Gryffindor persona and becomes Slytherin Consort to get revenge. Will he be able to find love and family he always wanted? AU from Ootp. Weasleys/Dumbledore bashing. SLASH HP/LV, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ginsa no Naruko by Ravix Aryss reviews
Naruko always loved silver. So when she discovered a silver mine and learned she could manipulate the silver through her magnetic chakra and use it as protection she was naturally very happy...Naruko/Gaara. Jiton (Magnet Release) Naruko. Rated M for possible lemons, language and violence. CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN (VERY) SLOWLY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,442 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
A New Start by TwinsRule FG and HK reviews
Harry leaves to Japan after he defeats Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries also because of some back stabbing friends, but he didn't know that along the way he would find love and an old friend from when he was 13.*SLASH* *Good Dumbledore* *No Horcruxes* *Look for new version "Changes We Make"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,782 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P.
Rebooting Life by WerewolfAlpha reviews
When a life ends, they expect to move on to the next great adventure, right? Well, maybe Dumbledore was right for once, Harry may not get a do-over, but this time, he'll get the story right. And die trying. T for now, might get violent soon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,176 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U.
A Book Rewritten by Kat100666 reviews
The Sequel to "The Book is Real". What happens when Harry goes to Romanian to visit his vampire friend and odd feelings stir between the two, a forbidden desire arises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Dracula
The Ancient and Noble House of Black by DaphneSlytherinWinchester reviews
Harry manages to successfully escape from the Dursley's when he's just six years old. He's found by Regulus Black who decides to take him in and nurture his talent. He attends Durmstrang as the Black Heir making allies and enemies. His loyalty is first and foremost to his house The Ancient and Noble House of Black. Dark!Harry Political!Harry Cunning!Harry Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Regulus B., OC
Harry Ootori (Hiatus) by ImTheOneWhoWrites reviews
On Hiatus! The war has ended and I'm the only one left in England. The only ones alive are Neville, Luna, Mr. Weasley, Bill, Fleur, Fred, and George. Neville and Luna moved to the US since there where too many bad memories here. The Weasley's moved to France. I just found out I have a squib Uncle on my dad's side and am going to live in Japan with them. Wish me luck.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014
The Fairy Godmother by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention! A/N:Tom,Harry,Voldemort SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,367 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] OC
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Unbound DISCONTINUED by Vorpal Quick Blade reviews
In a bout of accidental magic, Jamie Potter transports herself to the elemental nations, just after the Uchiha massacre. Sasuke finds her and gains her complete devotion and loyalty. Discontinued, but with possible major rewrite in the future. Fem!Harry/Sasuke
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Harry P., Sasuke U.]
The Red Flash by narutoobsessedgurl reviews
What if Kushina had survived the Kyuubi attack? What if Naruko was born as a red head? What if the Flying Thunder God was just a bloodline, not a jutsu? Everything would have changed, and Naruko would be a completely different person. Raised among the sand rather than the leaves, she would also be changed. And what happens when she meets another little red head? FEM!Naru x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,462 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
Shinigami No Shishou Redux by Gelasia Kidd reviews
Re-write: The Master of Death, Lord Harmorte Black, formerly Lord Harry Potter-Black. He has grown bored of life on Earth, and the Elemental Countries are totally unprepared for a Dark Lord of Magic. When the Otokage finds him in Tea Country, no one is ready for the repercussions. Masterofdeath!Harry Dark!Harry Evil!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 481 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Harry P., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Shinigami no Shishou by Gelasia Kidd reviews
Lord Potter-Black, Master of Death. He has grown bored of life on Earth, and the Elemental Countries are totally unprepared for a Dark Lord of Magic. When the Otokage finds him in Tea Country, no one is ready for the repercussions. Masterofdeath!Harry Dark!Harry Evil!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
A/N: This fic is finished and is being revamped. The first chapter of the new version can be found on my profile under The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil: Revamped. -Sasuke and Naruko are friends. Sasuke wants to be more. Naruko has a traumatic past that gets in the way of that 'more'. So proceeds long ass courting process. Scars, drama, pain, feels, and trigger warnings. Just saying
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,361 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
The Scarecrow's Secret by worldtravellingfly reviews
"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 677 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Charcoal Ravens by Ray The Red reviews
A collection of what the Uchiha Clan thinks of Uchiha Hanako, twin to the heir apparent. Each account as unique as the charcoal birds she makes; some mundane whilst others have lighting around them or breath fire. What? Artistic Liscense is what makes it interesting. - A homage to Loeka's Pinwheel Madness -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U., OC
Jackal's Masks by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Compilation of prompts, AUs, 'what-ifs', one-shots, missing scenes, etc with casts from Konoha's Silent Death. Genre and ratings vary with each chapter. Might need to read KSD if you want to have a clear idea of who's who.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Harry P., Minato N., OC
Finding a Name by arober94 reviews
Asuma Sarutobi did not always listen to his father and went out one night while drunk. Nine months later there is a consequence to this action, but the Sarutobi clan does not take up the responsibility. Left without a last name, how will this new player change the Naruto universe. Rating subject to change. Rewrite: 8/10/2015- read everything again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Naruto U., Asuma S., OC
Silver Moon: Blessing of Heaven by Namikazekamui reviews
AU – What humans do not know, God has creates a lot of timeline dimensions that exist from their decisions in lives, making one dimension similar with another dimension perfectly, there will be some differences. Then what would happen when three people, an Uchiha, a Sumeragi, and a Senju, are being sent away to another dimension without a way to come back? What change will happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Harry P., Madara U.] [Tobirama S., Naruto U.]
Blood by DaphneSlytherinWinchester reviews
They had sacrificed so much. All in the idealistic hope for a different world, a better world. Now all Harry wanted was revenge, on the world that had cost him so much, cost them so much. He would take his true place, his rightful place. Their society was damned anyway. They wanted a war. He would give them one. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Susan B., Daphne G.
Wizard, Ninja, Spirit of the King: A Tale of Harry Potter by aSecondStory reviews
When an abused Harry Potter makes a wish to be somewhere else, anywhere else, after his Uncle attacks him. He finds himself thrown into another world where he may just find what he was dreaming of. Major AU, Warrior!Harry, Smart!Harry, Greyish!Harry, All around awesome!Harry RatedT for language, child abuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P.
Freakishly Beautiful by zombieapocolypse696 reviews
Jiraiya makes an unlikely friend during his travels, and she causes some interesting reactions within the village. Fem!Harry, Reincarnated. THERE WILL BE NO JIRAIYAxFEM!HARRY ROMANCE. Rated M for later and language. Vote for pairing. No poll, do it in reviews.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Jiraiya
Shock by zombieapocolypse696 reviews
When a human was bitten by a vampire, they stop being human. Their heart stops beating, their blood stops pumping, and they need to feed on blood. That's it. No other way about it. But then, when did Mari Potter ever follow the rules? Fem!Harry(duh)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - [Harry P., Caius]
The Owl Princess by worldtravellingfly reviews
Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,546 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Harry P., Shikaku N.] Hedwig, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Alone We Would Fail by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
" This, my dear staff and academy student, is our very own wizard, our soldier extrordanaire and- " unfortunately, "- the one and only, Master of Death."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
The Tale of a Mad Inventor by GenderlessPerson reviews
What to do… What to do… That was all Harry could think about as he lazed around his home, watching through half-lidded eyes as his adopted son plotted world domination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,704 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Castle Walls by twistedlittledoll reviews
What is life, without love? A lonely one. Fate will always have the fair cards. OC/Self-insert. Warning for dark content later on. (Please R&R)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Itachi U., OC] Sasuke U.
Ordinary by Sayuri-hime reviews
In which not being a ninja was actually a good thing. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Gaara, OC
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Time Traveling Potions Master reviews
Harry wasn't one to believe in reincarnation or alternate realities, but Fate was funny that way. Not wishing to make the same mistakes as last time, Harry will forge a new path down the divide. Harry raises Harry. Harry x OC Yaoi, Het, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., OC
Kitsune reviews
Remus and Tonks die while on a mission rather than in the Final Battle, with Andy dying alongside her husband. When Harry goes to Gringotts to claim custody of Edward Remus Lupin, he finds more than he bargained for. Crossover HP/Naruto Currently Harry x Fuguka Uchiha Yaoi, Slash, MPreg, Creature Inheritance. Written in Dedication to ShadowLady89
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Harry P., Teddy L., Itachi U., Fugaku U.
Honey Pot reviews
As Mitsukuni Haninozuka discovers, It's a fine line between love, hate and Obsession. Mitsukuni (Huni) X OC Het Slash, dub-con
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
Neko, Meet Crow and Vampire reviews
Harry discovers Dumbledore's plot with the help of an Imprisoned Sirius. But what happens when he reaches his new School in Japan? What about what he left behind? CreatureFic. Harry X Kyoya X Umehito
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,170 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Harry P., Kyōya O., U. Nekozawa] - Complete
Bodyguard reviews
Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him. ADOPTED FROM Corpium
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,928 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 381 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort
Numb and Hollow reviews
Slash, AU, Arrancars and Harry will meet. A betrayal brings them together. What will Soul Society do? Adopted from Spacecakeje
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,891 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P., Ulquiorra, C. Stark
A New World, Two Loves reviews
Yuuri arrives in a new world. stuff happens. Is Yuuri really who Conrart expected him to be? Yozak/Yuuri. SLASH, Mpreg? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Yuri S., Yozak G. - Complete
Building the Yellow Brick Road reviews
Harry Potter, wizard and hero, never could have imagined what would happen when he rushed after his Godfather through the Veil. Now he was friends with the Summoning Toads, learning the secret arts of the Shinobi and hunting down another Voldemort wanna be. Strong Harry and a more perceptive Naruto. SLASH. Mpreg. Adopted from Williamsangel88
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
King of Twilight reviews
A trip in time goes unexpectedly wrong. Yaoi. Harry raises Harry. Time Travel. -Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Harry P.
Untold reviews
Harry Arrives at Maison de Ayakashi, causing havoc to poor Sōshi Miketsukami's plans. SLASH. -Hiatus-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Soushi M.
Dark Ale reviews
Erak gets Will drunk and takes advantage of it. So what happens next? Soon after Erak is made the Oberjarl. Pair: Erak/Will, semi non-con, SLASH, Yaoi. Don't like, Don't read.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,896 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Will, Erak - Complete
Little Bird reviews
Keren hadn't expected to catch more than one bird when he threw his stone. SLASH, Yaoi, PWP
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Will, Keren - Complete
Dream Rose reviews
Will's sent on a training mission with Horace as back-up. who do they meet along the way? what's Horace hiding? SLASH, YAOI
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Will, Horace - Complete
Belmont Legacy reviews
Castlevania x Harry Potter crossover, after the initial visit to Castlevania its mostly based in the HP world with Castlevania characters, etc added. Voldemort/Harry/Dracula. Harry finds out he's a Belmont. Anal, AU/AR, Crossover, M/M, Violence, VS. I do not own this story; I am merely looking for who does. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dracula
Strawberries reviews
Percy steals some of Dionysus strawberries, but doesn't know he's already been caught. M/M. Percy/Dionysus -Hiatus-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dionysus, Percy J.
God Bloopers reviews
Hermes has lots and lots of tapes of mistakes his family made and pranks he pulled on them. Here he shares them with the Stolls. - am looking for this stories Author. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hermes
Apollo and Percy Go for a Swim reviews
'Course, kidnapping Percy Jackson for a nice outing in the sea was nothing short of a miracle'. Apollo kidnaps Percy for a day on his Yacht. Apollo/Percy. Yaoi-Slash-BoyxBoy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Percy J., Apollo - Complete
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