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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,848 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Weasley Twins and the Kosa Assassin by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,057 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Harry Potter and the Hero Complex by clinically.repressed reviews
A very confused Harry finds himself inside of a childhood memory. Only he isn't just watching it, he's living it! Will Harry try to change the past, despite all the warnings he's gotten about time travel? Can he do it without messing every thing up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps by Drowning.Octopus reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9427 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angles by MaskedPhoenix reviews
The best (in my opinion) Kat and Patrick moments which you'll recognise from the show, but from different perspectives. There'll be approximately one scene from each episode, but not always. Hope you enjoy :)
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Patrick V., Kat S.
The Prince of Everything by Draconian Scribe reviews
Behold, the long-lost chapter of "The Tales of Beedle The Bard" – a fairy tale fraught with every lesson on compassion, forgiveness, and epistemology that J.K.R. could've imparted through this pairing, but due to some unfortunate oversight, chose not to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Witch's World by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Vino Veritas by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Yes, in wine, there is truth. A series of highly questionable one-shots featuring multiple pairings. Warning: Het/Slash lemons and very bad spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Color Green by fanficto obsesso reviews
“You know, Hermione, green really isn’t your color.” “I’m not jealous,” she replied. "Who said anything about being jealous? I was talking about your jumper." FINALLY! AN UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,422 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blue Monday by attica reviews
"I can't stand you, Granger. Every second I'm with you is like pure, agonizing torture. But I have to save you. Do you understand?" Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Spring Fever by JDPhoenix reviews
He wanted her. She was filthy and wrong and all he could think about was taking her right here on the grass of the Quidditch pitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,666 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Escape by Aeyra reviews
When Draco tags along with the trio after they escape from Malfoy Manor, what the heck is everyone going to do? Why did he follow them? What's the plan? As we know, anything involving our Slytherin Prince isn't going to be easy. Eventual DraMione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,502 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Web by LynstHolin reviews
Conducting a secret romance with Draco, Hermione must lie, lie, lie. Adventures, misadventures, and lots of kissing. SUPER-FLUFFY This is a sequel to my 'Hermione Falling,'one-shot but it stands on its own, too. Mildly AU-slightly different timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumour Has It by MiHnn reviews
It's funny how one rumour can create such havoc in the work place, especially when that one rumour happens to be true. Draco x Hermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trading Ties by dayflow reviews
"Why is Malfoy wearing a Griffindor tie?" Harry and the rest of the gang want to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scanties by lilkyonkyon reviews
Scanties, knickers, alans, whatever you wanted to call them, a dare is a dare — and Draco Malfoy had to get Grangers before the week was out. Fourth year. Rated for teenage antics. Dramione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Life by rockchic777 reviews
Selena decided to keep Eragon instead of giving him away to her brother. But was that the right decision or would things have been better if she didn't keep him? Plz R&R. Brisngr spoiler in chapter 8
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
The Room of Things Hidden by river of the sand reviews
One-shot Dramione. Both Draco and Hermione are lovelorn and looking for some action. While Draco attempts to fix the Vanishing Cabinet, Hermione's "charms" are the only thing standing in his way. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death to the Apple I say by l3xiquinnsegsy reviews
Hermione plots revenge against an ex of Draco's who forces its way back into his life. D/Hr. Warning: mutilation of apples. Don't like..don't read. Dramione, rated M for intense torture and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teaching Vocabulary Lessons the Hard Way by DramioneLurver reviews
Hermione Granger really has to stop using that particular adjective for the boy she loves to loathe, because it's giving her friends the wrong impression – in no way does she think Draco Malfoy is hot. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Give Him Hell, Peeves by LadyFateContemplatingDisaster reviews
"Give him hell from me, Peeves," ordered George. "I don't care how you do it, but he deserves it for cheating on Hermione." These orders are what gave Peeves the incentive to lock Granger and Malfoy in a broom closet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Plotting brother by blu-babe reviews
In which Hermione wanted a brother, Harry wanted a sister, and Malfoy wanted to know just what was going on. A cute little one-shot, my first harry potter based fan fic. May change title later if I think of something better
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Exactly the Oval Office by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Break The Lock If It Don't Fit by a daughter called random reviews
Because the best way to get back at Hermione Granger for punching you in the face is to steal her school trunk on the last day of the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Lousy Slytherin Excuse of a Prefect by Lunaandnargles reviews
Two Gryffindor prefects were supposed to patrol around the castle on a Tuesday night, but when one of them is transferred to the Hospital Wing after an incident in Herbology, the other one is left with a lousy Slytherin excuse of a prefect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Victoire is for Victory by Lunaandnargles reviews
Teddy has finally got together with the girl of his dreams. And that is great, right? Well, no, it isn't at least for Victoire Weasley, who would prefer his girlfriend to be someone else. Namely, herself. So things aren't that great at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
A Little Princess by rainingslash reviews
Twenty years into the future, what's Mia's life like now? And more interestingly, what's life like for Mia's children?
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010
Ramshackle Redux: Malfoy's Revenge by purpleheart72 reviews
As was the case in Hogwarts Ramshackle, I once again find myself having a dialogue with my characters. Interesting, but with one small problem—this time one of the characters is after my job! And it's none other than Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Distance Between Enemies and Lovers by ZomgShaylex reviews
"Harry said you volunteered to watch over Malfoy. Was that a serious offer?" Sigh. "If the Order needs me to, I will." -8 Months, 19 Days- He ranted at me today about toasters. Said they were "evil blasted things" and walked away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Settle This Now by DramioneLurver reviews
Severus Snape was obnoxiously gambling with Fred Weasley in the middle of battle. It was actually quite annoying, especially when the entire Great Hall joined in on the betting. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Again by WeasleyWannabee reviews
I'm not saying there weren't any good times, because there were. But those were quickly overshadowed, and now seem like merely an echo of someone else's life. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Summer Lovin' Revisited by wekfnwekonf reviews
'"So Granger, bet I'm never going to hear some of your chat up lines." Draco said slyly.' Sequel to Summer Lovin', can be read on its own, personally, I don't believe that this is suitable for young readers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Glitter in the Air by Radical.2 reviews
I wake up, and everything, everyone is covered in deep violet glitter... except me. I know who to blame, and Rose knows who to accuse also, of course. But it's not like I got lipstick stains all over my shirt by myself, right? My point exactly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Wrong Place, Too Much Time by Radical.2 reviews
I can get through this, I can. I really- No, I can't. I really can't. Why in the world am I on a date with Draco Malfoy when I still think he's a total moron? Oh, right. Theo. But it's not my fault that I love him, it's his! If only he loved me back...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Avoiding Emerald Pansies by WeatherWatch reviews
How Draco&Pansy became Draco and Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Falling by LynstHolin reviews
Preparing for her OWLs, Hermione studies herself into exhaustion, and literally falls into Draco's arms. SO VERY FLUFFY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Competitive Games by MiHnn reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are asked to compete in order to create a new educational curriculum for Hogwarts, no one could have foreseen that their competitiveness would lead to something more... Becoming ultimately a battle of the sexes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Aftereffects of Alcohol by accio.awesomeness reviews
In order to prove her courage, Hermione's one sip of Firewhiskey turns into something like one bottle. As she stumbles back to the Heads' Tower, who does she run into but the Head Boy? Fluff, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Sludge, and Dungarees by MyPhoenixLament reviews
In which Malfoy changes species twice, Hermione does some rescuing, and a whole lot of mirrors get broken. Written for the dmhgficexchange on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sometimes Boredom Will Get to You by Radical.2 reviews
In which Draco gets bored, irriated, angry, and possible even married... "Want to marry me? I don't have a ring, I'm only doing this to annoy people, and I won't be any kinder to you because of it," I said flatly, but honestly. Draco/Hermione, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A prank? by Era Of Aequora reviews
Dramione fic, about an embarrassing event that leads to a nicer event. With very ridiculous story goo in the middle. 3
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning After by HollyWrites reviews
For CandyKiller's "Shut up! I was drunk!" Challenge. Enjoy, comment! My first Dramione in ages, I might be a little rusty!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Ramshackle by purpleheart72 reviews
One evening, while bored, I decided to try talking to the characters I was writing about and they actually talked back! Here's what transpired in a very eventful conversation between myself, Hermione Granger, and Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Skeleton in the Closet by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bloody Fantastic by Belief Among Unrest reviews
Detention has never been quite like this before. But what is this potion, and why does Draco have a sudden urge to smell Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fic Squick: We're So Hot by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hogwarts goddesses seek their perfect gods - Slyth v. Gryf. PLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fic Squick: Nothing But A MarySue by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hermione Granger is nothing but a really bad Mary-Sue. COMEDY, AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Fast Awake by Draconian Scribe reviews
He knows that it does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live... But who's to say that dreams aren't as real as fear and hate? Love and pain? They all exist, yet only within the human mind. In the end, what does "living" even mean? DM/HG. Year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter, in a Nutshell by Schermionie reviews
/For Scarlet Sparkle./ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: "Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever," said the bloody message on the wall. - A few hours later: "Ginny! You're safe!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cocky Son of A by Belief Among Unrest reviews
Enemies sure do have strange ways of expressing their anger and annoyance. Walls, wands, and threats of castration!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Shame of Valentinus by Jiyah reviews
Written for Valentine's Day 2011. Draco doesn't know the wizard's origins of Valentine's Day? Leave it to Hermione to give him an education.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind the Ticklish Pear by DramioneLurver reviews
Frannie is just a House Elf who, quite frankly, despised the Crazy Hat Girl. That is, until one fateful night when the frizzy-haired witch decided to visit the kitchens to bake a cake. The fun part was when that Malfoy boy came along... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Followed by aaliona reviews
"A jaunt around the courtyard, back to the library, a quick dart through the shelves before exiting, and a stealthy journey to the kitchens before heading back to the courtyard. He's good. 'Did you need something, Malfoy'"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Arithmacy Notes by the1lessvoted4 reviews
Draco Malfoy is in need of Hermione's Arithmacy notes...But what does he find instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dare by RoseRed86 reviews
Draco Malfoy gets dared to ask out a certain bushy-haired Gryffindor in order to humiliate her in front of the whole school. But will the joke be on him? Oneshot- complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Wasn't Kicked Off, I Quit by Glalie773 reviews
Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Strange by Lerysakon reviews
Something strange is happening within the walls of Hogwarts. Will they ever find out the cause of these incidents? What will their reactions be if they come to the bottom of things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Music of the Heart by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Sequel to "Amistlemour"! It's been almost a year to the day that Draco bought Twiggy, and he and Hermione had started on their happily ever after. But real life gets in the way, so Draco creates another Amistlemour with a little help from Bing Crosby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Empathy by DarkRiverTempest reviews
The silences in between say more than her words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Here by R.W. plus me reviews
"All's fair in love and war. And this is a little bit of both." The story of Ron and Hermione post-Deathly Hallows. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,635 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Coolness by Radical.2 reviews
"FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE GREAT SNOWMAN OF HOGWARTS CASTLE!" screamed a familiar voice from behind Lily Evans. She turned to see James Potter wearing a top hat and cape- running straight towards her with his arms outstretched to hug her. What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tales From the Lavatory by Radical.2 reviews
What we all wanted to know- If Voldemort became a ghost, where would he go first? Written for the Reunite Challenge by BlueEyes444.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Myrtle, Voldemort - Complete
Cinnamon Rolls and Iced Cakes by Radical.2 reviews
Dumbledore spun around in his new office chair so that his back was facing Draco. He said, "Take a seat, Mr. Malfoy, and let me explain things a bit." Draco nodded, taking a seat. "I mean, Sir, you aren't serious? You want to add a bakery to the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Wanted to be Right by Radical.2 reviews
The Book had told me of a magical creature, a boggart, it was called. If I truly loved Harry, the thing I would fear the most would be him. Dead. I was absolutely right, but everything was horrifyingly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Black Owl by Radical.2 reviews
Written for AliceSpeak's Word/Phrase of the Day challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Sweet, Firey Revenge by Radical.2 reviews
If a person wants revenge, it is likely because that person has wronged them in some way. Some way, such as if that person had recently stolen your favorite muggle book. And even worse, such as if that person had set your favorite book on fire. Revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Speak Now by Radical.2 reviews
Pansy is walking down the aisle. Merlin, I'm going to have to look at that crazed woman's wide eyes everyday. Every single day of the rest of my life. "Please," I say silently, "Kill me, God. Or at least Pansy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fear: The Whole Point of Halloween by Radical.2 reviews
"I'm not scared," Hermione tells me. Correction: She is not scared of my costume. However, she is slightly frightened of me, how it's dark. How our arms brush every few moments. How we're completely and utterly by ourselves. Alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Treated Like a Princess by Radical.2 reviews
She felt someone breathing practically down her neck, and she ignored whoever it was. "Wow- it's so quiet! You guys used to be the fun table," said the voice, and she turned around to tell them to piss off, but it was...Scorpius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hatred of One's Self by Radical.2 reviews
"Don't think about her," he commanded out loud, honestly trying not to, but it was impossible, he couldn't get her out of his head. Would she ever leave? he wondered, starting to pity himself. Here he was, sitting by a lake, while she was in Hogsmeade!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surviving a Summer Job by Radical.2 reviews
Walking over to the first kid I saw was easy, just easy, as was introducing myself. "Hi," I said to the raven-haired boy with the bright hazel eyes.. "I'm Lily Evans. Are you going to Hogwarts too?" Minding their reactions...not as easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
New Obsessions by Radical.2 reviews
James was still staring at the girl, and Sirius lightly hit him in the stomach. "James? James, buddy? Here, have a Chocolate Frog," he offered, shoving the candy into his friend's hands, being ignored. "What's her name?" James asked, his eyes glazed over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Etymology of Dramione by Radical.2 reviews
Where did the name Dramione really come from? Did some muggle think of it, or did Fred and George make it up to annoy Hermione to death? Well, I don't know about you, but the second one sounds way more interesting to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Curious Case of the Rubber Duck by Radical.2 reviews
During the final battle between Harry and Voldemort, George somehow manages to replace Voldemort's wand with a trick wand, and oddity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Voldemort, George W. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Amortentia by Radical.2 reviews
WARNING: This story is completely messed up and random, as it involves a horribly brewed love potion and some extremely OOC characters that drink it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Tie by Radical.2 reviews
I've decided that to further encourage you to read this, I'm not going to tell anything in the summary, only that this story is Dramione and involves much craziness and fun-ness, if that's even a word. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Date With Tom Riddle by Radical.2 reviews
Oddly enough, Luna ends up watching The Chamber of Secrets with none other than Tom Riddle himself. Written for the Movie Challenge by Zombie Reine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You what? by davestridersjunk reviews
"I'm dating someone, and have been for a while," Hermione said. Her soft hand caressing mine reminded me of how upset she'd be if I was nasty to them, therefore, I'd be polite... Oh hell. Who was I kidding? They were going to get crap from me. I grinned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Anonymous by Radical.2 reviews
Short, quirky conversation between Lily and James. On a broomstick, which makes it a bit more interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Book IV: Babylon by IF-HBomb reviews
ExA, Sequel to Brisingr. Updates will be slow. Rated T for occasional mature language and possible mature scenes in the future.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,654 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Hiccups of Hermione by Radical.2 reviews
When Hermione gets hiccups, suddenly everyone acts all weird, and then her hiccups don't even stop. While she is bewildered and on one tells her anything, somone finally does, with fatal consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Fool Can Have His Charms by Savva reviews
Bad boys and why we love them so. AU. EWE. Post-Hogwarts. This is a companion piece to my "Reclining Nude" Dramione. Revised and a bit revamped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Failed Attempt at Jealousy by Radical.2 reviews
After an almost-kiss from James, Lily attempts to make him jealous...with Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magical Pecking Bird by Radical.2 reviews
One-shot featuring James, Lily, and Sirius. Lily is rudely interrupted while folding origami birds and takes revenge on James. Sequel now out- The Mexican Bird of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Talk Like a Pirate Day by beautiful innuendo reviews
What happens when Hermione's twenty fifth birthday is ignored by Harry and Ron in favor of Talk Like a Pirate Day? Draco Malfoy happens. ONE SHOT HG/DM COMPLETE, NOT A CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kill it with fire! by MChristopher reviews
Harry Potter develops a new talent, to the detriment of pretty much everyone he meets. A crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P.
Any Means by MChristopher reviews
A little forewarning regarding the sorting leads to an entirely different fate for young Harry Potter. See what happens when Mr. Potter is given just a bit more background information, and more importantly, a lot more blackmail material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Twisted Beginning by TheRoaringGriffin reviews
Instead of taking Harry to the Dursleys, Dumbledore decides to take Harry to the Weasleys to live with them. How much will the story change? And what will Harry's new personality be like? Will the wizarding world be the same?Different Decisions Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,696 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P.
Teamwork by Hanako A reviews
Draco and Hermione would make a great team if only they could agree on one little thing. Irresistible force meet immovable object.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Brown Eyes by 3rdTimeLucky reviews
Hermione Granger has always been an over achiever. When she's eleven, she gets a letter from Hogwarts school- ready for learning. Hermione embraces her chance- unaware of the of adventure the next seven years of her life will be. Hermione POV of series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Hermione G.
The Charms Assignment by SwissMiss1 reviews
Hermione needs to get that book. She also finds that she needs something else, and Draco Malfoy happens to be handy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prodigy's Ascension by Halt.CPM reviews
Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 117,607 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Experts Recommend by Schermionie reviews
...a weekly shopping trip, forgotten birthdays, several doses of mutual embarrassment and lots and lots of tuna - for all life's problems. For the Birthday Present Challenge. Post-epilogue oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Elven Hope by Pip31319 reviews
Set after Brisingr. What happens when Arya discovers the last dragon egg? How will the races of Alagaësia react to this startling development? And the big question - who will it hatch for? Eragon x Arya, rated T to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Delicate Task of Acting One's Age by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Malfoy straightens out the collar of his coat. "Yes," he declares, alarmingly pleased with himself. "I have decided to become... a charity case." In which Draco Malfoy fails to understand a lot of things, and Hermione Granger must set him straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ginny's Deathly Hallows by Lyric Medlie reviews
This is my take on what happens to Ginny during the Deathly Hallows time period. There may be a few what i call "Missing Moments", so it may be slightly off cannon in some places, but it should be wonderful! -Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Ginny W.
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10221 - Favs: 12,468 - Follows: 5,131 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Snowblind by Crookshanks.x reviews
Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,444 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Infragilis by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Draco and Hermione have to complete an assignment for university in Muggle Social Studies by studying fear in children. When a child is threatened, Draco comes to the rescue in a unique way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing the Hero by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl in year 7. Draco wants to get to know Hermione better and uses Crookshanks to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wuv, Tru Wuv by DarkRiverTempest reviews
At the annual Halloween party at Malfoy Manor, Draco searches for his true love amidst the throngs of costumed revelers. Will he find her in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Curricular Activities by JKWhite reviews
The group gets an unusual assignment, resulting in lots of awkwardness, chaos, and... maybe something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Moment of Insanity by ZomgShaylex reviews
A moment of insanity: that one fleeting second in which all-rational thought goes out the window and you go out the window to follow it. Draco had been experiencing a lot of those recently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic by ZomgShaylex reviews
“I realize you want to tell people about us, and that’s fine; I’ve accepted it. You’ll just have to let me add some zest to our announcement.” “And what kind of zest might that be?” “This.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Common Cold by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
The common cold... Well, common enough in the muggle world that they actually have medicines that can help. Not so much here, at Hogwarts. Dramione. REVIEW. Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Romantic Side to a Pickle by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a jar of pickles charm Hermione into Malfoy's arms? Is there really a romantic side to a pickle? Read and find out! DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth of the Matter by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Draco Malfoy has just been released from prison, needing to report to Hermione Granger for approval on all his work. But things are not as they appear. Fed up with all the secrets, he devises a way to divine the truth from a certain Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lovely Insanity by HermioneTwin reviews
Hermione’s mental state finds itself quite unbalanced when the poor girl becomes involved with a certain, charming Slytherin. Can she keep herself from going over the edge…or will she find that insanity can be quite lovely after all? DM/HG oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What If? by DarkRiverTempest reviews
AU. Hermione daydreams about Draco Malfoy... and gets caught by the whole school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If It Were Me by DarkRiverTempest reviews
AU. Ronald Weasley's been getting really grabby with Hermione lately and she doesn't like it one bit. Neither does Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Unexpected Visitors by lovenotwar reviews
Have you ever wondered how you would react if your grandchildren suddenly appeared out of thin air? When you were 16 years old? No, I didn’t think so. I never did either, so I was not prepared for when it did happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My by dogstar-ebony reviews
The secret confessions of some of the HP characters...a "10 Things You Didn't Know" style fic with a slight difference. Different revelations with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Ab Initio by ZomgShaylex reviews
“Oh honestly, Granger,” there was that signature smirk, “how long did it take you to come up with that little speech? And you practiced it at least fifty times, no doubt. When are you going to learn that sometimes a little improvisation is necessary?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
A New Year's Dramione by mistress meo reviews
One Shot. A week after 'A Christmas Dramione Drabble'. Malfoy and Hermione can't forget about what happened on Christmas Eve. I wanted to do another fic that revolved around a countdown. What better countdown than the one to midnight on New Year's Eve?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Cheer Up Granger But Don't Die Trying by MyPhoenixLament reviews
It made the world seem a little unbalanced; Granger was supposed to be Grangerish, and that was simply a fact of life. In which Hermione behaves oddly, Draco goes to ridiculous lengths, and Harry has no idea what's going on. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gryffindors are Better at Kissing by Sordinmyhart reviews
Draco and Hermione engage in witty banter during the final battle, ultimately ending in romance for everyone. Just a fun random fluff fic. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Quest by HermioneTwin reviews
After many failed attempts at dating, Draco decides to enlist the help of the Room of Requirement in order to find his true love. Will the answer to his quest surprise or please him? Regardless, he's in for a heaping dose of shock!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 9,599 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Make Me A Match by Hanako A reviews
Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione drinks something that wasn't intended for her. Draco finds a very pleasant surprise in the Heads' Common Room. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione. Do not read if offended by lemony goodness aka: SEX!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Moon by Kelaiah reviews
PARODY Swartt Sixclaw sits alone one night, wishing that his dead wife, Bluefen, were back in his arms. He gets a lot more than he bargained for... a Mary-Sue, a raging bespecticled ferret, a roaring audience, and a tazering badger.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Swartt Sixclaw, Veil - Complete
Pet Peeves by JodieLove reviews
I, Lily Evans, have made a list of my top 10 pet peeves. They don't relate to James Potter in any way. Not at all. Nope. Believe me! LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ennui by guitarcrash reviews
Hermione gets very bored while waiting at St. Mungo’s. She decides to read a very interesting issue of Witch Weekly as she waits. DMHG. AU. Seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Neckties by DramioneLurver reviews
A certain Slytherin keeps losing his neckties. Where could they be disappearing off to? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hypothetically by dearest27helpless reviews
The students at Hogwarts answer what power they would like to have, should they not have any already. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three little words by Dramione27 reviews
Not the words you would think. Funny Dramione oneshot with Ron and Harry bashing and serious Snape fun. Rating for my creative use of the word F... Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Spy on Your Friends by spilledink7 reviews
Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dictionary by Hanako A reviews
The dictionary Hermione summons when trying to settle an argument in Scrabble isn't the standard one she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Apples, Oranges, and the Trees They Fall From by MyPhoenixLament reviews
DracoHermione, ScorpiusRose Hermione has a conversation with her daughter and realizes that apples and oranges don't fall far from the tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Today by Crookshanks.x reviews
Draco's mother is, as she always has been, an ardent matchmaker. He plays along to keep her happy, but all he can think about is the girl he had to leave behind. Why would today be any different? Because it so happens that today IS different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by starrybutterfly reviews
Draco gives Hermione detention...and has a very interesting form of punishment. Dramione drabbly goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Establishment of a Meaningful Context by attica reviews
Because the boy certainly had enough mind to know not to excite the impetuous old man, even if he did not have enough wits about him to know that he was very secretly in love with the girl standing exactly two feet and six point five inches away. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Staircases and Stonewalls by mistress meo reviews
Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
King of the Pick Up Artists by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and his friends make a bet: they have to pick up a girl and get them to have sex using only cheesy pick up lines. Will Hermione laugh in Draco's face or will she give in? Nominated at Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Without A Paddle by sellthelie reviews
What to do when the 'dynamic duo' push you too far? Ask Granger out of course. Draco&Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tiny Ounce of Hope by HermioneTwin reviews
The great war was finally upon them, and Hermione finds herself on the very brink of destruction...'Give me reason to go on Malfoy! I'm desperate here! One tiny shred of hope is all I'm asking' She cried. And then, right then, all Hell froze over...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My usual spot by Dramione27 reviews
Hermione is bored and alone, there are noises on the roof and Malfoy is in the middle of the lake with binoculars. What's up at Hogwarts? Hermione Granger attempts to find out. Brief hilarious twoshot DMHG, HPGW, RWLB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Jinx and Parchment Dares by Aeternus Memoriter reviews
A blatant deduction from Ginny leaves Hermione no choice but to take action. Will she be able to free herself from the wretched curse casted upon her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Delicious by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione supposed she had gone crazy or just incredibly horny, because there was no other explanation why she would be letting Malfoy lick and nip at her neck otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Us? Friends? by Schermionie reviews
"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unfit Son by Lucifer's Garden reviews
In a crowd of hundreds, Hermione is the only one who sees Draco perform a single act of defiance against his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oh the Sacrifices One Makes! by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a hair growing hex, a pimple the size of a football and a tiny flask of bubbling liquid ever lead to Draco Malfoy's sudden declaration of love? The reason for this unforgivable behavior? Why, Hermione Granger of course!DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thunder and Lightning by mistress meo reviews
Sometimes a storm can have strange effects on people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Curiosity Gets You Laid by Rachel Spy reviews
Hermione wants to know how they control it. PWP, kind of AU, OOCness, Hogwartsesque, random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her One Desire by Marmalade Fever reviews
On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oobrevihs by ShiverBoo reviews
The exact opposite of all ShiverBoo stories. T for one word...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Holy Ground by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
“So do it.” No challenge, no taunts...he is staring her right in the face, begging her to take his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
There are Some by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
She knew of truths: One was that she'd never wanted to see him again. Two was that she really, really liked ice cream. Three was that he was still a weak, pathetic failure of a man and that he knew it too. Written for 2006 DMHG valentine fic exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haunting Melody by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione has a disturbing confronation with a certain someone after dark. Submitted for the Celebrate the Season Fiction Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of an Evil Bastard by vyrastra reviews
In which Draco Malfoy spills all: a quirky Dramione romance. Rated T for language. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HELP the SPEW Campaign by MusikLuver reviews
Based VERY loosely in Fourth Year after Hermione meets Dobby in the kitchen. DHr interaction. Just a ficlet, really. Expect no updates. It's cute though, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Smack! by Starflower-Gem reviews
Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Means War by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: In which Draco learns not to test Hermione's patience in the morning...especially while in range of ammunition! Slight DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Cure the Common Cold by rosdrise reviews
Romantically troubled teenagers, bad. Romantically troubled teenagers with wands, worse. Romantically troubled teenagers with wands on opposing sides in a wizarding war,...well, you get the idea. HBP Spoilers. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe Mishaps by blondkellycrazy reviews
After mistletoe is put up around Hogwarts, a fight breaks out in front of the Great Hall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gouging of Eyeballs by Visible reviews
[One shot] Randomness, drabbles, thoughts and scribbles all describe a period of boredom for Hermione Granger in one Potions class. Thoughts of teeth, twins and Draco Malfoy plague her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Kiss by Turquoise Girl reviews
This one shot is based on a plot from a comic bookdisclaimer inside. Tired of seeing Ginny flaunt Harry in her face, Hermione rants out loud and Malfoy happens to be around to hear it. He proposes a bet: get Harry to kiss her in front of Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scraps of Paper by starrybutterfly reviews
Sometimes you don't need a novel to tell a story. Scraps of paper can too. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of OOCness and School Wide Orgies by scrawling purple ink reviews
[Oneshot, the butchering of Hermione x Draco] A parody on the cliches of Hr x D fics, not meant to be taken seriously. Follow our favorite pair as they indulge in embarassing shower scenes, headmasters with twinkling eyes, and other cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Yule Ball Revisited by mistress meo reviews
ONE SHOT COMPLETE! Just where did Hermione go when she stormed away from Ron while Viktor was getting the drinks? Draco and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Give the Girl A Coconut by dark of the moon reviews
FIXED, sweet oneshot about the joys of alcohol and weird behaviour. DMHG. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something In The Water by ShiverBoo reviews
Humor. OneShot. Many gay sexual innuendos. Hermione and Draco may be the only straight couple at Hogwarts. That calls for an interesting story in itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Heart by superscar reviews
Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misguided Sympathy by Vashka reviews
An earthshattering conversation with Draco Malfoy makes Hermione see the errors of her ways. Will the Slytherins and Gryffindors survive Hermione’s kindness intact? Or will the spirit of Interhouse Cooperation triumph?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Know This by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whiplash by dizzydragon reviews
Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hormone Rush by starrybutterfly reviews
Voldemort has placed a curse over Hogwarts, and students and teachers alike are finding themselves...erotically charged. Can Harry overcome his hormones and save the world again? With more pairings than you can shake a stick at, dare you enter 'Snape's Lu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Forbidden Territory by Nova-Janna reviews
She was aware of the infamous makeout spot... And what happens when a slightly pathetic Hermione Granger decides to cross into such forbidden territory? HGDMIt starts out a little angsty, but doesn't end that way
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts for the Holidays by mistress meo reviews
Do you really want to wait until the end of 2005 for another Draco and Hermione Christmas fic? Of course not! Rated 'R'. Author's note is up: you decide which way you want the story to go - please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mutual Loathing by Sacagawea reviews
They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Past Tense by ObliviousTrace reviews
Four students are locked in a classroom until they can reconcile their differences or reach an understanding. Implied DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young by Hafthand reviews
The war draws near, but Hogwarts is allowed one night of calm before the storm. Two enemies find each other in midst of a dance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wink by Aria327 reviews
Where can you find yarn, peanuts and Draco Malfoy all in one place? Hermione Granger's mind, of course. A little trip following one girl's train of thought proves to be very interesting, especially as she rants about her favorite subject-Malfoy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Proposal by Sacagawea reviews
On the night of the Yule Ball, Hermione Granger made a proposal. That Draco Malfoy accepted. It was the night of a miracle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chemical Imbalances by Fluff reviews
My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviate by superscar reviews
The title is actually somewhat self explanatory. DHr, BZGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Intoxicating by GNess reviews
Draco is severely drunk; Hermione is not...but will that stop her from doing something so very un-Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Guest in Gryffindor by Evie2 reviews
Hear ye Hear ye! Hell has frozen over, and pigs fly above.Severus is rooming in...GRYFFINDOR.Games are played, insanity ensues, penguin hunting - now with mentally unstable Sevy! oh, socks are here, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Moony's Midnight Snack by Evie2 reviews
Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Remus L.
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall by Gilaine reviews
Draco Malfoy talks to himself in the mirror!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Adventures and Misadventures of Snuffles by Evie2 reviews
Sirius comes to live w/ Harry at the Dursleys one summer as a stray dog.One problem;Sirius acts like a real dog. :)Bathing, pharamones, and house-training.And back by popular demand-killer socks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2002 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Marauders:Exposed by Evie2 reviews
MPP/L; 3rd year. Lily plays an interesting joke on the boys while they're in the shower. Sirius and I fight, Remus gets teased (heehee, you'll see why), this story is INSANE! The feel good story of the year! (except for Remus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Something Rotten in the State of Hogwarts by Evie2 reviews
MWPP; 3 yr. The marauders hear a conversation in the girls' dorm, while stealing from Lily, and Sirius finds out his crush likes Remus.His revenge is taken out on Remus's cat, which you know is going to be funny.More socks; not meant for those w/ sanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Who's in Love With the Big Bad Wolf? by Evie2 reviews
13-yr-old Hermione has a crush on Prof. Lupin, but what happens when she finds out he's a w.wolf? Remus's reaction to Snape's w.wolf essay assignment, puppy love from Herm., & back by popular demand; rebellious socks! A cute, unexpected ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Wrong On So Many Levels by Evie2 reviews
MWPP, yr. 4. Whoa! James finds way too many people in his bed, Sirius hits on lily(j/k), Sirius hits on Remus(j/k), james hits sirius, watch the tale unfold! much maruading, evil socks, a happy lil' werewolf, & an uncorrupted Peter. not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The First Word by Evie2 reviews
Harry says his first word, and James is wondering just who the father is (but not really, it's a joke) Read to the end for a shock!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
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A sixteen year old girl, of course reviews
"Think, Mrs Lestrange- what is the best present you could buy a sixteen year old boy?"As he spoke, Borgin made his way over to the door. "I don't know, what?" "Why," he announced, throwing the door open, and Bellatrix let out a sound of simultaneous shock and approval. "A sixteen year old girl, of course!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Do Not Tickle The Sleeping Dragon reviews
Something has awoken in Hogwarts: something dark, something dangerous... and the Twins aren't really helping matters. It's up to them to save the castle from a dragon that doesn't like getting up- but then again, they aren't exactly typical First Years... Rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/27/2011 - George W., Fred W.
Astoria Greengrass is a Slut reviews
Astoria Greengrass contemplates the graffiti in the girls toilets. Takes place in the Trio's Sixth Year. Astoria/Luna, T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Astoria G., Luna L. - Complete
The Taste of Stolen Chocolate reviews
Sometimes Pansy is more than a clingy girl desperate for his attention. Sometimes she is a friend, or even a little more than that. PP/DM Oneshot. For The Fanfiction Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Blueberry Blue reviews
The first time she met him, she noticed that he had kind eyes. A few years later, he still had kind eyes and a freckly face. The next time, he was blasting curse after curse at Death Eaters and he had fury in his eyes. The last time she met him... Charlie/Hermione, oneshot. Canon if you squint a bit. For Dear. Dark. Destiny's Can You Write A Romance? Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Granger? reviews
Dialogue-drabble, even fluffier than the last one. Draco/Hermione "Oh, Granger, are you crying?" "...No." ... "Are you trying to hug me, Malfoy?" "...Yes." "You aren't very good at it." "Well, I have a certain dislike of touching snotty people."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: A History reviews
Hermione Granger had always considered 'Hogwarts: A History' to be her book, probably because she had never known anyone else who had read it. But someone had taken it out of the library. And that someone was Draco Malfoy. Damn him. Dramione, light smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drapple: The Story reviews
It was unique. It was sensational. It was striking jealousy into the hearts of hundreds of hormonal teenage girls Hogwarts-wide. It was: Drapple. The tragic story of Draco and Apple's relationship from beginning to end. Please don't take it seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Draco M. - Complete