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Joined 03-06-10, id: 2279937, Profile Updated: 01-03-16

I've had this account for quite a while under several different pen names. I've had stories on this account, but chose to delete them for personal reasons. I've chosen to start writing again though, so expect to see more of me.

Fandoms I plan to write for include Gotham, Steven Universe, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus. As I get deeper into more fandoms, the list will grow but for now this is the gist of it.

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The Road Trip from Heck by cihojuda reviews
What happens when you put the Saturdays in a minivan and send them on a cross-country road trip? Chaos. Mass chaos, that's what happens. -OC present. Marked as complete, but isn't finished.-
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 64,614 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Doc S., Drew S., Zak S., Fiskerton - Complete
Like My Gay Brother by YaoiPhox reviews
Itachi and Kisame have been BFF's forever but when Kisame becomes a star athlete Itachi feels they're drifting apart. His emotions begin to make him feel sick-literally. KISAITA - Yaoi - Smut at End - Safe on dA YaoiPhox
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bad Apollo by LightningstormZero reviews
Percy thinks he has the moves like Jagger. Apollo kicks ass.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Apollo
Comme des Enfants by xxignoredxx reviews
- "I loved him, I still do love him, I don't know if I can ever stop loving him." BeyondXLawliet, AU, Highschool COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Jack's Tale by Doubleblood reviews
I came up with this randomly. Rated T for drunk Jesus and sexual situations. Sorry it's so short.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Heavenly Underworld by sweetpeatea reviews
Why do we fear Hades when the one we should trully fear is the one over our head. A poem comparing Hades and Zeus. R&R please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Hades, Zeus - Complete
Territorial by J. J. Bean reviews
Rhane, being part wolf and all, is slightly - okay, very - territorial. What happens when Sam inadvertently takes her spot? Pure fluffiness, people.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Wolfsbane/Rahne S., Cannonball/Sam G. - Complete
I Will Wait For You by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Of all the promises Dustfinger said he'd keep, Meggie was glad this was the one he chose to see through. Meggie and Dustfinger. Finally completed, so please read and review!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Doorknobs and Doctors by The-Lady-Smaell reviews
Um... Yeah. Iruka's in the hospital and Kakashi's getting the blame. Random humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Hurts The Most by ChicksDigTheFuzzyDude reviews
Woohoo! Another songfic from Chicks, and can you tell what song it's set to? Haha, if you like this, you know what you should do? Read my other fics! And please, please review! Tell me what country song to write for next.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Comfort by CrystallicSky reviews
Who can Jack turn to in his hour of need? CHACK, ONESHOT DRABBLE, EXTREME FLUFF WARNING
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2698 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Months of Chack by CrystallicSky reviews
The twelve months of the year in Chack form; something of a third companion to Chack, A-Z and Rainbow of Chack, but you don't need to read the first two to understand this one. They're all independent of each other. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Law of the 'fresher by Lucillia reviews
Several Star Wars characters learn or relearn the "Law of the 'fresher". Rated T for toilet humor.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2008
Pyro Gets Bored by PyroManiacDragon reviews
Pyro gets bored when the other Acolytes leave him alone at the base. You know this won't end well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Pyro - Complete
Small Fry, Please by captain con queso reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Late Night Craving by SperryDee reviews
RahneSam fluff written for the Memory prompt of the 100 Themes Challenge on DA and also for my lovely muse, Skysong
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Wolfsbane/Rahne S., Cannonball/Sam G. - Complete