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Joined 03-06-10, id: 2280010, Profile Updated: 04-20-12
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Gorillaz, Harry Potter, Futurama, and Resident Evil.

Yo, I've moved accounts because this one had a crappy name (and crappy stories) and my friend is kind of stealing it from me. So, you can find me with my newer and better written stories over at: HolyToledo.

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Complimentary by ipodshuffle266 reviews
Well, in short, Aizen moved to Hawaii with Gin, and so all the Espada are set free. Grimmjow decides to live with Ichigo. Somehow...I don't think Ichigo is too happy about this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
What the? by SHOW ME THE LURV reviews
A parody of massive OOC-ness. I like to think it's funny, but hell, that's your decision. Sladin, if you really care.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Innocence and Instinct by CorkyTheGuar reviews
Nick and Ellis get separated from Coach and Rochelle. As the two men fight to rejoin them, Ellis struggles with his desire for Nick's acceptance while Nick struggles with the realization that he is starting to care about someone other than himself.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Home Sweet Home by itsu-sual reviews
Happiness is a zombie waiting for you with a baked potato. Shameless Hanna/... fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Safety first by Benderine reviews
After this, Leela will never sneak in Fry and Bender's apartment at 3AM...EVER AGAIN. Fry/Bender or Fender slash
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
You Looked Cold by senor failboat reviews
BLU Scout runs in the mornings. Today is no different, even if he is hundreds of miles away from home on Halloween. BLU Spy goes out to meet him. Also, cookies. BLU Spy X BLU Scout
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Scout, Spy - Complete
If Only by Terrahfry reviews
Slash! Bender regrets what he should of said. Now Fry is with Leela and hope seems lost. One-sided BenderxFry, FryxLeela. Not funny really, contains fluff. Some dirty words. Spoilers for 'BwaBB' & past episodes. All chps Revised! Done!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Revolutionizing a Robot by redwalgrl-RG reviews
He's not supposed to feel, yet that stupid virus is infecting him. One-sided BenderxFry, FryxLeela, and RobotDevilxBender.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,583 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bender R., P. Fry
I Forgive You by bothergirl99 reviews
Chris is hurt when Wesker betrayed S.T.A.R.S. maybe confronting him would do some good. WeskerxChris LEMON!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
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Love is an odd thing reviews
Wesker begins to wonder if his feelings for Chris are based purely off of lust or if there's something more. Multi-Chapter ChrisxWesker and one-sided JillxChris.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
The Devil's heart is an idle plaything reviews
Bender, Leela, and Fry set out on a delivery to Robot Hell. Along the way Bender realizes he has feelings for his Meat-Sack of a best friend. Upon arriving at robot hell, beelzebot finds Bender is rather...appealing. FREELER, FENDER, AND BEELZEXBENDER
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bender R., P. Fry
Sticky White Stuff reviews
What Rukia has heard can not be unheard Grimmjow x Ichigo oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
My Immortal, My Version reviews
So I totally re-wrote this story in my own way and it's actually not as bad as I thought it would be, I for some reason found it extremely hard to re-write do to the fact that I couldn't read it xD R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010
Realization of a brainless twit reviews
2D realizes some things about Murdoc MurdocX2D, Slash
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N.
Ichigo Hate's Everything about Hichigo reviews
In which Ichigo cries on the day before his mother had died and Hichigo comforts him rated T for slight swearing and a bit of slash
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete