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Joined 03-07-10, id: 2281379, Profile Updated: 11-20-11
Author has written 37 stories for Death Note, Maximum Ride, Naruto, and Final Fantasy XIII.

Yo! My name is Elizabeth, but y'all can call me Izzy for fewer syllables' sake. I enjoy anime/manga very much! In fact, I haven't really picked up an actual book for fun in like months. It's all been manga. I've become an anime kid: the very kind I used to fear! Anywho, I do enjoy reading, but it's more fun with pictures, ne? Naruto, Death Note, Love Hina, and Vampire Knight are among my favorites. I've just started getting into Bleach, and it's very promising, so don't be surprised if a Bleach one shot pops up in the near future!

I enjoy some nice yaoi on a daily basis. I read that kind of stuff at school! (I'm talking rated M, people). It's really kinda awesome.

In case you haven't noticed, I don't very much enjoy happy endings to stories. I like the dark, sad stuff that makes me cry and have to stop writing for a few minutes. Yeah, I'm that sick and twisted.


STORY UPDATES, ETC!


Tell Me Why: This is actually a newer thing I've written, but the first part of it IS up! I'll try to get the second part out really soon! If you like SasuNaru you should really check it out!!! :D

Cherry Bubblegum: The epilogue to this story is now up! Give me feedback? I mean, it's been a LONG time since I wrote this story, so I'm pretty sure the writing style is a little different than the rest.. Hehe... Sorry 'bout that...

Love is Like a Square: The epilogue is up! So go, go, GO check it out, please? There will most definitely be a sequel, multi-chaptered to this story! I'll be sure to post it as soon as... um, as soon as I get off my lazy ass and write a few more chappies! I don't want the wait to be like MONTHS in between updates, so I'm going the route of writing four or more chapters ahead of time, getting them edited by my WONDERFUL beta, and then posting every week and a half to two weeks. Sound good?


If anyone needs a beta-reader, I'm totally open and active! I'm a total grammar-Nazi, so expect me to nit-pick every little thing in your stories... I do anyway, trust me ;P


Favorite Things: Food. Who doesn't love food? I especially like the sweet, fattening kind that rot your teeth out :3

Cats. I'm totally a cat person. No dogs for me, thank you very much. They may get pretty annoying (like my cat is right now. She's climbing all over my keyboard... Hence the name As'shole), but they're so much better than dogs.

My friends. I could not live without them. They help me, make me laugh when I need a smile, and support me, even when I'm being the biggest dork on the planet. In fact, they deal with me when I'm being the meanest person out there. (That's where I get the nickname "teme," which translates to bastard.)

Music. Different notes; melodies or rhythm, death metal bands or soft rock, music can always express how I'm feeling. Sometimes music makes me feel so much better because I realize how shitty other people's lives are. Pandora online radio is amazing if you don't have a particular song or artist in mind. Seriously, I'm listening to it right now to stimulate all those wonderful juices in my brain :3

Yaoi/hardcore smut. I'm so glad I'm not a boy. Otherwise, I'd get raging boners everyday from reading mass amounts of Fanfic. But seriously, I can't go more than a few hours (i.e. school) without reading something that is totally... naughty.

Least Favorite Things:

Those annoying chicks that are in every anime/manga. (Hello, every series has that Sakura Haruno!) Why, whoever is up there and listening, must there be some annoying chick that no one really likes? I mean, the story wouldn't be the same without them, but seriously? You're giving us weirdly colored haired girls a bad name! Shame shame!

Homophobes. Leave us alone! I'm proud to admit that, yes, I do like girls. So what? You don't have to watch, now do you? Stay out of other people's businesses.


I found this survey on someone else's profile, so I decided to try it for myself!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, and Kakashi. (Yes, almost all of my favorite characters die… Why Kishimoto-sensei, why?)

2. What are your favorite pairing(s)?

SasuNaru, InoSaku, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaDei… Yeah, that’s about it. Sometimes, I’ll go for GaaNaru, if I’m in the mood. Most of the time, I read SasuNaru—a sad tale indeed.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Why, yes, of course I am a yaoi fangirl! But… what exactly does the term “hentai” entail? Like, pervy stuff? If so, then HELL YES.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No, but I really would like to. But because of money issues and my dad’s unwillingness to sew me a Naruto costume, I have never had the chance. If I could cosplay as any Naruto character, it would either be Sasuke or Itachi. People always tell me I’d be perfect, since I’m short, pale, and have anger issues.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

I have like seven Naruto manga (I usually just watch the anime online), Itachi’s necklace, Itachi’s Akatuski ring, and Sasuke’s katana from Shippuden.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I would have to say… Itachi. But he’s dead. So there went that destiny.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina. I personally believe Naruto is straight up gay. Totally. Who the hell groans “SASUKE… come back!” every night if he wasn’t? Naru-chan belongs to Sasuke.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru, bitch.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Probably team ten. Seven is far too dysfunctional. Plus, ten has so much… skill.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory?

Sure…

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

…When was this survey made? I’m pretty sure there was a chapter/episode where Yondaime admitted to being his father…

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi, but he’s dead. So Deidara. But he’s dead, too. Then maybe Hidan. OH WAIT. He died, too. Maybe, hm, Kisame. WAIT! HE'S DEAD TOO!

...Have I made my point?

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Sasuke and I have a love-hate relationship. He killed Itachi… major bump in our friendship. Overall, I’d have to say Pro-Sasuke. He’s more predominant in the story than Naruto, honestly.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

I haven’t seen all the movies, but I have seen every episode of Naruto. Ever.

15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far?

No. I watch the anime. I’ve read a couple of the books and some of the recent chapters.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

I believe Naruto has issues. Believe it.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub, definitely. The English voices are all damn annoying.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-Sakura. The girl gets on my nerves, I swear…

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Tobi, or Madara? I love Tobi… Madara, not so much.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Madara Uchiha, co-founder of Konoha, previous leader of Uchiha clan. Helped form the Akatsuki, I think. Good boy of what’s left of the Akatsuki.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

…I’d rather not talk about it.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Honestly? Either Itachi or Deidara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

A hell of a lot more awesome than pre-Shippuden Neji and his destiny bull.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi. I’d like him to be a little warmer, like how he was with Sasuke before Danzou cornered him. He would be a great… girly man.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

…Absolutely NOT! (WTF?)

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics ?

Why yes I do!

27. Do you like lemons?

But I’m a good little school girl!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yes. My dad thinks they’re all annoying (even though he got me started on manga/anime). My mother just shakes her head when I start babbling about them.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

I’ve watched a couple episodes from recommendation from a friend, but never got into it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

…yes. But I swear I’m not that obsessed!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes. Now she’s watching/reading these weird series I have no interest in. Oh, and my friend’s boyfriend. He’s quite… into it. And he asks a lot of questions. He never spells any of the names correctly, either.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes, once. But never again. My drawing skills are worse than a five year old’s.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTH is this?"

I don’t really draw in class. Or at all, for that matter.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

I often talk about Naruto at school, and some people hate me for it. But my grades have never once fallen because of Naruto.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

I was broke before Naruto.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

If only, if only.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

…I’ve never heard of this theory. Is someone on crack?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?

Nope.

39. Is Sasuke still good looking in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Yes, but in a totally different way than his normal “I’m calm, cool, collected” cryptic way.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

I just made one a couple weeks ago! I'm so proud! She only exists in a single one shot, but hey, it's a start!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Naruto has taken over the reading part of my life. However, this part has also been taken over by other series, too. To be honest… Death Note started this whole obsession. I blame Ohba and Obata.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERTARIAN, so I MUST be gay.

I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST also be gay.

I'm your FATHER, so I MUST also be really, really GAY.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm a FRENCH GIRL, so I MUST be a dirty whore.

I'm a RUSSIAN CHICK, so I MUST be a HORNY nympho.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm a HAPPY PERSON so I MUST be taking pleasure in RUINING the lives of others.

I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be muscular and have a bad attitude.

I LIKE to COOK, so I MUST be womanly.

I sometimes have a VIOLENT sense of HUMOR, so I must be a total asshole.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I take PLEASURE in PAIN, so I MUST be a sadistic, kinky bastard.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm in the CLOSET, so I MUST be a complete coward.

I'm NOT PERFECT, so I MUST be some kind of hideous freak.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I have TOLD A LIE ONCE, so I must do it ALL THE TIME.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I have PROBLEMS TYPING, so I MUST use chatspeak.

I have DOUBTS, so I MUST be an untrusting weirdo who doesn't think God exists.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I get EXCITED, so I MUST need pills to chill out.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a GERMAN BOY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCHED PORN ONCE, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm not too BRIGHT, so I MUST be in special needs classes.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I don't have LONG hair, so I MUST be a boy.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I don't have a JOB, so I must be a lazy alchoholic.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a teenager, so I MUST be a lousy sex hound.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I dress like a BOY so I MUST want to be one.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I think I look SEXY, so I MUST think that nobody's good enough for me.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I like small boobs, so I MUST fantasize about nine-yearolds.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have lots of PETS, so I MUST have a house that smells like animal pee.

I am FEMALE, so I MUST be afraid of SPIDERS and PUBLIC BATHROOMS.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am TALL, so I must be a MAN or a BUTCH-LESBIAN.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I play with NEEDLES, so I MUST be addicted to HEROIN.

I like LOLI, so I MUST be a budding rapist.

I have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST treat her like SHIT.

I hang out with a pair of lesbian twins, so we MUST be having threesomes together.

I am respectful to my superiors, so I MUST have something wrong with me.

I have AIDS, so I must be a prostitute.

I keep a CONDOM in my back pocket, so I MUST hump every human being I come into contact with.

I think Barack Obama sucks, so I MUST be in the KKK.

I wear thick-rimmed GLASSES, so I must be a nerd or an EMO.

I add things to this, so I MUST not be fed up enough with all the stereotypes out there already.

I like fried chicken, so I MUST be southern.

I MASTURBATE like the rest of humanity so I MUST be a sinful wretch.

I speak multiple LANGUAGES so I MUST be an EVIL GENIUS or TERRORIST.

I have a general DISLIKE for people, so I MUST be insane.

My dog sleeps in my BED, so I must be FUCKING it.

My parents are DIVORCED, so I MUST think I'm the main character of a crappy movie.

I'm not the BRIGHTEST BOTTLE in the trash can, so I MUST be hopelessly STUPID.

I DESPISE chihuahuas, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I DRAW on myself, so I MUST want to be a TATOO ARTIST.

My friends come onto me when they're DRUNK sometimes, so I MUST be taking advantage of that.

I used to be a HOBO, so I MUST have lived under a bridge at one point in my lifetime.

I like REFRIED BEANS more than the average bear, so I MUST be a Mexican.

I don't see what ANY of this has to do with stopping stereotypes, so I MUST be IGNORANT.

I don't think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST have been missing the point.

I think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST just be another poser that goes around saying it and not knowing what it means.

I SHAVE my legs and I'm a man, so either I MUST have no penis, or I'm a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

I AM a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, so my penis, if I even HAVE one, MUST be SMALL.

I don't mind CLEANING all that much, so I MUST want to be a HOUSEWIFE with no friends or family and a husband who BEATS the shit out of me.

I get ANGRY when people read things over my shoulder, so I MUST be HIDING SOMETHING.

I talk to MYSELF sometimes, so I MUST be SCHIZOPHRENIC.

I like BOYS, so I MUST whore myself around like a FLOOZY.

My best friend is a LEECH, so I MUST enjoy being mooched off of.

I think CHEERLEADERS are extremely sexy, so I MUST be a rapist.

I groped a MALE STAFFER, so I MUST be an angry gorilla.

I have FEMINIST FRIENDS so I MUST be a RAGING BISEXUAL.

I'm a TEENAGE BOY, so I MUST get hard ons when my friends hug me.

I copied THIS LIST from another person, so I MUST not be original.

I LISTEN to people, so I MUST just like the attention


iTunes Quizzzz!

1. Put iTunes on Shuffle.

2. For each question, hit "next" and put song title as your answer to the question!

1. How does the world see you? Champagne’s for Celebrating by Maday Parade. (…Well.)

2. Will I have a happy life? White Christmas by Twisted Sister. (Suppose it makes… sense…)

3. What do my friends really think of me? The Line Begins to Blur by Nine Inch Nails. (Gee, thanks, guys!)

4 .Do people secretly lust after me? Night Prowler by AC/DC. (…OH hell.)

5. How can I make myself happy? If You Wanted a Song Written About You, All You Had to do Was Ask by Mayday Parade. (Not. Good.)

6. What should I do with my life? Believe by Disturbed. (…Wow.)

7. What is some good advice for me? Figures A and B Means You and Me by Hellogoodbye. (Not sure I like where that’s going…)

8. How will I be remembered? Ryuusei by TiA. (Well that sucks eggs!)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Killers are Quiet by Slipknot. (Somehow, I don’t think this is a dancing song…)

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Suddenly by Ashley Tisdale (Um... I suppose this could apply...)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet? by Mayday Parade. (Oh SHIT, thanks GUYS!)

12. What song will play at my funeral? This is Halloween by Marilyn Manson (HELL YES! This, I can live with!)

13. What type of men/women do you like? Super Duper Glaxy by LM.C (Um. Not even.)

14. What is my day going to be like? Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks by Panic! At the Disco (Oh HELL!)

15. What will tomorrow bring? And All Things Will End by Avenged Sevenfold. (GREAT.)

16. What would you say about your boyfriend? Rock and Roll Band by Boston. (Completely stupid. I don’t have a boyfriend!)

17. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Confessions by Slipknot. (Not cool. Why the hell is Slipknot showing up so much ANYWAY?!)

18. Your teacher is... Right Now by Korn. (HAHA!)

19. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Still Breathing by Mayday Parade. (Huh.)

20. How would you describe your next-door neighbors? 気まぐれプリンセス by Morning Musume. (…Well. I don’t even know my neighbors, so this is… uh…)

21. What would your Best Friend say about you? Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath. (…Thanks.)

22. How do you feel right now? OH MY JULIET by LM.C. (HAHAHAHAHAHA I WISH!)

23. What’s on your bedside table right now? Guarded by Disturbed. (:P)

24. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Attack by System of a Down. (……..)

25. When you open your wardrobe, you see... Emotions by Scandal. (…How original.)

26. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Daydream by Scandal. (It works!)

27. If you had to write a fanfiction right now what would the title be? Turning Japanese by Incubus. (Hehe…)

28. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Goku by Girugamesh. (I no speak the Japanese, and I don’t “sing” screamo.)

29. Your life's theme song? Platinum Blonde Life by No Doubt. (HAHAHAHA!!!)

30. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Anywhere But Here by Mayday Parade (…)

31. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? Fame>Infamy by Fall Out Boy

32. Your motto is... The Lords of Salem by Rob Zombie. (…I detest.)

33. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy... Long Kiss Goodbye by Halcali. (That’s kinda sweet, ne?)

34. What did you dream about tonight? Kissing You by Girls’ Generation/SNSD. (….That sounds soooo wrong!)

35. Any last words? One More Sad Song by The All-American Rejects. (How… ironic.)


I've written so much about myself... I feel like such a narcissist! Anywho, I'm accepting beta requests.

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Unshed by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
After an attempt at bringing Sasuke back for the third time, Naruto's finally ready to cut the thread of his and Sasuke's bond that he had clung to for so long. But what happens when the Uchiha does come back...on his own? Sainaru, Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Wanna Grow Old With You by Nandiferd reviews
Jeremy/Mi Nyu - Mi Nyeo likes Jeremy - Jeremy has no clue - If she keeps liking him - What will he do? Fluff! Korean YB. Credits to Adam Sandler for the song, I Wanna Grow Old With You.
You're Beautiful/미남이시네요 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jeremy, Go Minam - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Chemicals Between Us by VioletWylde reviews
Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,346 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dove and Grenade by Venerate reviews
When Sasuke met Naruto, he was sure that the blond was the one. He had not, however, counted on Naruto to be taking care of a kid by himself. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, Yakuza!Uchiha, eating disorder. NOT MPreg, NOT OCs! on hiatus :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,705 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Love is Like a Square reviews
Hope gathered enough courage to go after the apple of his eye. But with everyone pining over each other, will Hope lose his love in the intricate web of love and revenge? Lightning's inner turmoil sure isn't helping the situation. HopexLight VanillexFang
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,940 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Day In, Day Out reviews
Sequel to Love is Like a Square. A year after Cocoon was saved, Hope and Vanille died, and Fang gave her life for mankind, Lightning, Snow, Serah, and everyone else start over. With pregnancies, hookups, and breakups, who knows what could happen?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Lightning, Serah F.
Tell Me Why reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have been dating for a while, when Naruto finds out that Sasuke has been cheating for the past year. Naruto can't handle the pain of his parents' death and of his only love cheating on him, and ends up in the hospital. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Cherry Bubblegum reviews
InoSaku AU Ino is pining after her best friend, who is a girl. She is afraid to admit her feelings, but maybe she doesn't need to. Sakura may come to Ino by her own will. Things become complicated, and fast. Can Ino escape the madness?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
I Shouldn't Have Asked reviews
AU SasuNaru Naruto drags Sasuke to the beach. Sasuke gets upset when Iruka and Kakashi show up... But that doesn't stop him from wanting to have "fun" with his dobe. Lemon. Birthday fic for Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Love me Too? reviews
LxOC LEMON! Jazz has been working with L for over a year, and has been in love with him since high school. She has always been afraid to admit her feelings in fear of being unprofessional. Jazz and L are alone, and she asks him out. Hot lovin' ensues.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/18/2011 - L - Complete
How He Makes Me Feel reviews
LightxOC. Sequel to Make Some Noise, Baby. After L dies, Kia isn't sure about her feelings toward L. How does she handle it? By throwing herself into work, that's how! I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE, OR ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Light Y.
I Think I Understand reviews
Mikoto hears about Itachi and longs to meet him after she develops odd feelings for him. She runs from Konoha and joins Itachi, but is he really who she thought he was? If Itachi never died... Birthday fic for Itachi-sama! ItachixOC, LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
One Love reviews
Kitty is best friends with a certain red head. She is in love with her boyfriend, Kiba and decides she's ready to go all the way with Kiba. How does he plan to make her first time special? GaaraxOCxKiba. My first threesome! Lemon! No yaoi; one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Gaara, Kiba I. - Complete
Journeys of the Heart reviews
Hope finally has the woman of his dreams... But they seem to be falling apart from the inside out. Seeking comfort, Hope finds just the man to take him with open arms. SnowxHope YAOI BOYXBOY Don't like don't read! Post game
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hope, Snow - Complete
All Hope is Gone reviews
SnowxLightning. Snow is in love with Lightning, even though he is still chasing after Serah. Lightning blows up one night from stress, and Snow is there to help. Does Lightning feel the same for Snow? And what does Hope have to say about this? one shot
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Lightning, Snow - Complete
Weasel Stomping Day reviews
Songfic. Birthday one shot for Mello. Mello hates the Christmas season, so in retaliation he thinks up a horrible holiday that celebrates destruction. Soon, Mello has a crowd of followers. Will Mello be caught in his evil plans or will L stop him?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Even Though I Love You, You're Still a Teme reviews
Sasuke has hidden feelings for Naruto. One night, Naruto confesses his love for the Uchiha. Kiba and Suigetsu also undergo hardships. Sakura gets violent... Who will win the fight? yaoi lemon SasuNaru, mild SuiKiba. one shot. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Youth
Songfic. Naruto is missing Sasuke more than ever. How can he cope with the pain of realizing he loves his best friend? Memories haunt Naruto as he thinks over his relationship with Sasuke. NaruSasu, yaoi, rated M for implied lemon. One shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animal I Have Become reviews
Naruto is abused by the only one he's loved. Sasuke finally says those magical words, but Naruto refuses to believe them, so he takes the deepest plunge. Violence, character death, and yaoi. One shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Love you, I Hate you reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke yet again. But this time, Sasuke has a shocking secret to tell that comes out in a very odd way. Fluff very bad fluff at that! yaoi SasuNaru don't like don't read ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Love will be the Death of Me reviews
ABANDONED AU Sasunaru. Sasuke is forced to move after a tragic incident. Naruto is living his life with the burden of his whole family being dead. When the two meet, Sasuke refuses to get close to Naruto. His plan fails and the two fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Thousand Miles reviews
AU High school fic. Naruto loves Sasuke more than a friend, but is scared to death to tell the Uchiha how he feels. Naruto and Sasuke end up at a park, and confessions ensue. SasuNaruSasu yaoi. Based on a YouTube video by UchimakiPro. One shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission Complete reviews
Itachi returns from his 'mission,' only to bring news of the death of the Akatsuki. Sasuke wants an explanation, but gets distracted by his dobe. Naruto can't stop getting hurt. SasuNaru, minor ItaSasu. Rated for later chapters. Beware of lime and incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When You're Gone reviews
Songfic to When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne. Naruto is missing Sasuke more than ever. He needs the stoic Uchiha to complete him. Can his wishes ever come true? SasuNaru Naruto's POV yaoi one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not so Happy Birthday to you, Near reviews
Mello is planning something "special" for Near. What if Near doesn't want to comply to his wishes? Mello knows Near would enjoy it, if only he'd oblige. Rated M to be safe. Minor MelloNear.Sexual referencing. For Near's birthday! one shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Here in Your Arms reviews
My first songfic: Here In your Arms by Hellogoodbye. Sasuke can't handle being away from Naruto and returns to show the demon vessel how much he loves the blonde. Sasuke knows he can't always be with Naruto. Character death Sasuke's POV SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Night is Ours reviews
Mizuki's long time crush finally makes a move, but not how she wanted it to happen. Light forces her into something she doesn't want, but she gives into his actions. Slight rape, sucky lemon, rated M! LightxOC I do not own Death Note. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Christmas is Truly the Best Holiday, Like They Say reviews
Isabel has had a crush on Mello ever since she first lay her eyes on him. The spitfire blonde has known for years about her yearning for him, and makes a move. They end up in a hot heap of Christmas cheer. Lemon, MelloxOC, maybe a little OOC, one shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Mello - Complete
Dreams Never Come True reviews
Sasuke returns to Kanoha after four years with Orochimaru. How does Naruto handle the Uchiha making a move on him? After all, he's not even sure Sasuke's real. SasuNaru yaoi. Rated M for a reason, people. Don't like don't read. ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It'll All Be Fine
Viedra is starting high school with one friend, Tobi-chan. She has a broken heart, and a new found case of skitzophrehenia. Can she take a grasp on real life, or will she only see the fictional characters she wants to see? NaruxOC, SasuxOC later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,758 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
Love Is Not Enough reviews
L and Emi have been going out for three years. But L hasn't been paying attention to his lady... And she gets mad. Will L break up with her, or will they last forever? One shot LxOC Spoiler if you haven't read vol. 7 or watched episode 30 around there
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - L - Complete
Light Does Have it in Him reviews
Amaya is secretly, or not so secretly pining for Light Yagami, but put her feelings aside for her friend. When she leaves Light alone with Misa, Light gets angry. He takes his anger out in some hot, sweaty sex. LEMON! LightxOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Hot and Loopy reviews
Paige and Matt are lovers. When Mello shares his drugs, then leaves, what can happen to the two lovers? MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Matt
Make Some Noise, Baby reviews
Kiara Neko, known as Kia, is in love with her best friend L. Light is her other best friend. They go out to dinner- what can happen when Light and L aren't chained together? I do not own Death Note or any of its characters! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - L
Silent Love Game reviews
Melody is working under L, who is her crush of 11 years. L decides he wants to nearly rape her, then give her the cold shoulder. Who will win this silent game of love? LxOC- only kissing involved
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - L - Complete
The Spoon That Started it All reviews
Isabel, a female version of L, meets a man in a park who takes her back to his place to eat some eice cream. What happens when things get a little... sticky? WARNING: LEMON. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. No flames please
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/11/2010 - L - Complete
Pop, Whoosh, Gone reviews
A bird kid names Ali stumbles upon more of her kind. Max definitely doesn't like her hanging out with Fang- are her suspicions correct? FangxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Fang - Complete
A Wammy Name is a Secret Name reviews
Saki is hacking the Wammy system, searching for her true love's name: Matt's real name. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Matt - Complete
Sunrise, Chocolate, Sunset, and Ramen One shot reviews
Asashii Ai, otherwise known as "Shoo" meets a man named Mello. In an attack to force chocolate upon her, Shoo realizes that this man is like no other.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Mello
The Kight Moves Last, Always An L One shot reviews
Kage Kazumi, a shy girl who works at a library meets a strange man who beats her at her won game, chess. With the heat between them at a minimum, what can happen?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - L
You Give Me Hell L Oneshot reviews
Mitsu, a simple shy girl meets a mysterious man who calls himself "L." When L needs a place to stay, what can happen?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - L