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Joined 03-08-10, id: 2281819, Profile Updated: 09-23-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hush, Hush, Fruits Basket, and Hellsing.

Hi, I'm Angelvampgirl. I hope you like my stories. I tried my best-ish and I'm working on another one if you like random stuff. And if by chance you DO like random stuff, read on!!!!!!! :D :D:D:D
Other random profiley stuff:

Name: I'm sorry, I can't tell you, that would be wierd, but my nicknames include - JJ, catgirl, Sofia, Angel, Daddy(Tamaki), Cieru-kun(Ciel of Black butler), kaoru, Rin, evil twin, twin etc.

Age: 14, almost 15 in November

Gender: Female last time I checked

Fav. Shows (anime and Tv shows): Adventure Time, Regular show, Black Butler, Ouran high, Vampire Knight, D.Gray-man, Fruits Basket, Simpsons, Futurama, Avatar: the last airbender, Legend of Korra, That 70's show, Big Bang Theory, How i met your mother, Chobits, Hell Girl, Teen wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, Neo Angelique Abyss, Dance in the vampire bund, ghost hunt and so on and so forth...

Fav. Books(and manga): D.Gray-man, Black butler, Mortal instruments, Infernal Devices, the assassin's creed books by Oliver Bowden(I've only played Revelations) Inheritance cycle, Fullmetal alchemist, The Obernewtyn Chronicles, Vampire Knight, Anima, Fruits Basket, NOT twilight! The dark hunters is an awesome series, Maximum Ride, and the original Journey to the Centre of the Earth blah, blah, blah etc...

Fav. Movies: Red Riding Hood(the new one with Amanda Seyfried), SuckerPunch(sad, though), Spirited away, Howl's moving castle (fan of studio Ghibli), Alice in Wonderland(2010), Sweeney todd(lol, orange blood), Corpse bride, etc.

Fav, Singers/Bands: BECCA, Kanon Wakeshima, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Caramell, Christina Perri, Christina Aguilera, Cassie Davis, Cascada, Eminem, Evanescance, fall out boy, Panic! at the disco, my chemical romance, linkin park, the horrorpops (s.o.b is a good song), Gorillaz, green day, gwen stefani, Jessie J, Kate Miller-Heidke, Kevin bloody wilson, lily allen, nirgilis, papa roach, sum 41, regina spektor, some of rihanna's earlier stuff, Vocaloid(especially Rin & Len) tokio hotel, yui, Three doors down, Three days grace, that's most of my favourite musicians.

Random stuff about me:
I'm kinda short for my age, cute curly brown hair with red streaks through it, dark brown eyes, my best friend in the whole entire world is Spectre.Of.Apples, she's totally awesome! You should check out her profile, she's got some really cool stories.
I can speak
English, a tiny bit of Mandarin, A fair amount in Japanese, about the same amount of French, and I learned a bit of Spanish (thank you dora). I'm kind of over my vampire knight obsession, though i still like it, and i have a youtube account called Kuranyuki11, and i have a few videos up of me and my friends, we got bored and attempted to make an internet show. We failed.
Also, I'm an Aussie. I've never ridden a kangaroo, to school or otherwise. I've seen them, patted them, and fed them since i was about 5, but never have i ridden one, or seen anyone else ride them either. I have an accent, not a very pronounced one, but i have one, as do most people in Australia, Opposite from Spectre.Of.Apples, I DO like british accents especially since i watched black butler, and, I have never met one of those super-hunky, tanned, blonde-haired, dark-eyed guys who work on a farm without a shirt on, all day long, and are a 'typical aussie guy'. Damn! Sometimes i wish stereotypes were real. The only blonde guy i know is only as tall as my shoulder. :(

Dislikes: Snobby people, people who try to tell me how to do things I'm pro at, most of Justin beiber's music, rebecca black, ungrateful people, people who get pissed at others for no reason, shallow people, bad stereotypes, b!c#e$(I don't know if I'm allowed to swear on my profile...are we?), if not, MEAN PEOPLE, I'll leave what i would've said if i could swear up to your imaginations, and other stuff like that :)

Likes: Drawing, reading, iPod, Laptop, friends, books, graphic novels, demotivational posters, other random stuff, watching anime and tv.

Favourite anime pairings: Rayne x Angelique, Roche x Angelique, Zero x Yuuki, Shiki x Rimai, Sebastian x Ciel, Alois x Ciel, Hikaru x Kaoru, Hikaru x Haruhi, Tamaki x Haruhi, Lavi x Allen, Lavi x Allen x Kanda, Rin x Len (I know Vocaloid isn't actually an anime, but still...) , Rinto x Lenka, Rinto x Rin, Len x Lenka, Mummy x Daddy(Tamaki and Kyouya), Hunny x Mori, Desmond Miles x Altair x Ezio(I pretty much ship everyone in Assassin's creed with eachother...as long as they're both guys or its Ezio x Sofia), Fionna x Marshall lee, Marshall lee x Prince Gumball(Adventure time with Fionna and Cake, yay for official genderbend episodes!), that's about it.

Favourite book pairings: Jace x Clary, Isabelle x Simon, Fang x Max

If anyone requests me to write a fanfiction about any of my pairings or their favourite pairing from one of the anime/manga/books I listed then I'll almost always give it a try. I also take OC requests for any of my fandoms, although I can't promise that I'll get around to uploading it, but I'll do my best and I'll need a bit of an idea of what you want them to do or what the story should be about.

Favourite quotes:
"GARBAGE TRUCK!!!!!" something my friend chloe said in Science when the teacher was explaining something for our really important test.
"2 quarters equal a half!" -me in response to something Spectre.Of.Apples said
"That face is going to haunt my nightmares" -Luke
"You know how you love me more than anyone else in the whole world? -me when i want something
"I don't like dogs, in fact, I rather hate them," "Woof" -Sebastian and Ciel from black butler
"I shall call you BASSY!" -Grell sutcliff
"As if I would have a Uterus!" - My friend John in Drama class.
"Happy birthday, ya hot bitch!" John again
"Congratulations on having sex!" John to our pregnant teacher
"You have a lovely shaped uterus" John to our pregnant teacher
"Tanisha should have a tentacle vagina," John to a girl in our class.
John is so funny.

A list of my Oc's that you can request to see in a fanfiction (no M-rated since I'm on my school laptop, although I doubt there'll be any requests anyway) All of them are teenagers in appearance.
Girls:
Katiana: Long, curly blonde hair, green eyes, Spanish/Italian heritage, born in Australia, Nice and polite, but firm and stubborn.
Valentina: New Zealander, olive skin, pink/red hair, yellow/hazel eyes, glasses, Super over-the-top nice and bubbly, but really smart.
Aurelia: French heritage but Australian-born. Short, straight black hair, blue eyes. Sometimes kind of snarky and nasty, but usually just quietly exudes a air of superiority. Sharp-tongued and sarcastic. A bit rude.
Emiliana: Italian. Tan, freckles, strawberry-blonde hair, turquoise eyes. Usually quite polite as she was raised as a British noblewoman during the late 1800's, but sharp-tongued when she feels something needs to be said.
Belladonna: Unknown Origin. Daughter of the devil. Very pale, scarlet eyes, long straight pure silver hair. Extremely mild-mannered and kind, always thinks of others before herself.
Guys:
Rhys: a Demon, red eyes and curly white hair in a long ponytail. A gentlemanly asshole is the best way to describe him.
Reuben: An angel, Rhys' angelic counterpart; short black curly hair and clear, blue eyes. Mysterious, not antisocial, but distant from others.
Angel: A quick-witted, sarcastic, rude boy with violet eyes and curly blonde hair.
Astley: Angel's twin. Straight blonde hair and violet eyes. Bubbly and a little ditzy, very similar to Valentina personality-wise.
Luca: An olive-skinned gypsy boy. Another mysterious one, he has the ability to turn into a wolf and has light brown hair and golden eyes. He is secretive, but kind and helpful to his friends.

This is me on Deviantart: http://animeangel11.deviantart.com/
in case you wanted to see my visual art, as apposed to my literature...well it's not exactly art...my fanfictions are pretty bad actually, but whatever. Anyway, I'm getting off track! Now, onto the random Copy and Pasted things!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … but that shit was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail when you've drunk yourself stupid.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be looking at the TV monotier, to see you on the news, laugh, and then be sitting right next to you in jail goin "man we screwed up!"

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile

If your favorite characters in almost all the animes or mangas are the wierdest ones, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your at a BIG social event where theres LOTS of noise and you scream until your throat is raw, then realize you have Chior the next day, copy this and paste to your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! ( so you've seen the photobuck pic of Roy I assume???)

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail when you've drunk yourself stupid.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be looking at the TV monotier, to see you on the news, laugh, and then be sitting right next to you in jail goin "man we screwed up!"

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands together or drawing an array, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile. age, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes daydream of your own episodes of you favourite show/s, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the villains are cooler than the good guys, copy this onto your profile. (only the hot ones that usually go good in the end)

If you have gotten anyone addicted to an anime, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you have added the names of charactesr of any anime/game/ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say ELECTRIC INDIGO
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say P!NK
You say ZAC EFRON
I say Fang
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'M WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

I once had a life. Now I have a computer.

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."

"The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell." Why not ask Percy Jackson for his magic pen and have both?!

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'"

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"My psychiatrist says that I've lost my marbles, but what does he know? My marbles are in a plastic bag in my closet."

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Save trees: don't do homework!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friendship before Love

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me?

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Chainsaw beats scizzors, paper, AND rock! (Oh god, don't let Grell play this game)

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have."

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

The voices in my head don't like you.

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music. And people wonder why we always listen to our iPods.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Love your enemies! It really annoys them

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

EMO= extravagantly made origami

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

Laugh... and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason and they'll leave you alone.

Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile.

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2, Chryedcrazy, 00GIRL'SNIGHTOUT00, TheSoulAlchemist,luna black1234, Angelvampgirl

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If everyone cared, and nobody cried,

If everyone loved and nobody lied,

If everyone shared, and swallowed thier pride,

Then we'd see the day that NOBODY died.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Middle School, High School and College:

1. Where survival of the fittest really means SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

2. A mental ward where teachers compete for the 'ass of the year' award.

3. Where ALL of the biggest freakin' cliche's take place.

(if you think that this is true, copy and paste to your profile!)

When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded" type of thing...

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that what you do is pathetic copy and paste this to your profile.

How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101

as the best man in the world said " your just mad because the vocies in my head dont like you!"

If your honest-to-God worst fear is that of Furbies for a completely legitimate reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and Paste this into your Profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If this is copied from someone else's profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you' ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (This is my favorite C&P)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are addicted to vampires, yet hate twilight, and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If your so convinced vampires that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It's a conspiracy!)

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you express your feelings, like HATRED for Twilight, and LOVE for Fullmetal Alchemist, in your copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile

If you make up random copy and paste JUST to see how many people C&P, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever "accidently" stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watch the history channel, discovery channel, animal planet, or scifi channel more than mtv, vh1, or any of the "cool" channels paste this to your profile and add your name.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you had a hot angel boyfriend copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you hate people who are only famous for their looks copy and paste this into your profile and add your name

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Bella Swan from Twilight needs to see a shrink, learn common sense, and get a life copy and paste this to your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Maybe that's why those people were staring at me the other day in Walmart...

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. This is SOOO my 2nd favorite C&P

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never seen American Idol, or whatever it's called, and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you're a part of the low percentage of teens that isn't preppy, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you had your friends call you an evil, sadistic, malicious, manipulative, conniving, mean little girl, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked really stupid, obvious questions, copy and paste this to your profile!

If your one of those people that gets excited just seeing two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you JUST realized that Jacob Black from Twilight is the same person who played Shark Boy from "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl" Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Envy is a gender confused Plam-tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that midgets are short copy and past this into your profile.

If you think automail is hot, copy an past this into your profile.

If you like to play around on Jbox dot com, just for the heck of it Copy aand paste this.

If anyone has ever had to tell you, "No, the other left/right," Copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...)

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (how is that a bad thing?)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (we never opractise or anything though, it's just there in case)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profil

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your at a BIG social event where theres LOTS of noise and you scream until your throat is raw, then realize you have Chior the next day, copy this and paste to your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! ( so you've seen the photobuck pic of Roy I assume???)

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

82 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenience stores...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?

Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia-Fear of long words (AHHH! :D)

Androphobia- Fear of males

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people

Venustraphobia-Fear of beautiful woman

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting

Sophophobia- Fear of learning (sometimes I wish I can have that phobia)

Scriptophobia-Fear of writing in public

Scolionophobia- Fear of school ( I sometimes wish I could have that phobia too)

Phronemophobia-Fear of thinking (poor person who has that phobia)

Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the nuber 13 (or Friday the 13th)

I am that girl,

The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Really? Are you sure?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Wow, I never would have guessed that.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:

Do not activate with wet hands.

On a king size mattress: Warning, do not attempt to swallow.

An answering machine:"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."

Another answering machine:"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."

My favourite answering machine: Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee! Leave a message

Yet another answering machine: Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine" Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends" Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you" Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you" Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you" Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other" Slap on the Butt --"That's mine" Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you" Holding on tight --"Don't let go" Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me" Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice-- Don’t ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like).

okay, bye! I hoped you laughed uncontrollably at my profile :)

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Tohrus' Vampire by HaruhiandHikaru reviews
Tohru takes a trip to her mothers' grave and guess who she meets there? Kaname Kuran?
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tohru H., Kaname, Zero
Winter Winds by UniversePepperland reviews
A young girl witness a murder by a hooded stranger. What would he do to her? ConnorxOC -This story was written before AC3 was released, so any mistakes, please don't be mad! Also,as soon it's finished, the first chapters will be rewritten
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Trying my patience by Blood Never Lies reviews
A piece about Seras having to deal with Pip inside of her whilst doing her job and some of the everyday issues that remain with being a vampire. Extended from a ONESHOT. Some swearing, some French, some sexual references. Rated M for later sexual content
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Captivation by katydidit reviews
What if you, the reader, were summoned to a grand ball at the palace, and then chosen as the prince's consort? AU. Second Person/Reader POV. Some violence and dubcon so be aware, but it does go beyond that.
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I Thought Angels Were Meant to Save You by forever.young '94 reviews
Elle moved from her home down under to the town of Coldwater, where she meets the mysterious and alluring Patch. The better she tries to understand him, the harder it is to escape him. You know the drill with Patch- lots of danger and innuendos, haha ;
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,146 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
OH MY FAWKING GOD! by Diana2412Assassin reviews
A young 12 year old girl ends up having Altair, Malik, Kadar, Ezio, Desmond, Leonardo,and Shaun in her house... Altair does not seem so happy about it... I'm kind of a beginner when it comes to writing stories... but it's going well for me. Warning: there will be out of character moments.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
The King Finally Figures it Out by TheMischievousTwins131 reviews
Tamaki finally figures out what that strange feeling he has is. But when he tries to express it, how will everything turn out after? Rated T just to be safe about future chapters
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
The Immortal's Child by Elizmiss9 reviews
Ever does something horrible, something reckless and stupid that leaves her with a bump in her stomach. Oh and did I mention Damen, the father of the bump in question? Well enjoy this story of accidental pregnancy and lovey-dovey-ness!
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ever, Damen
The Journey to Allen's Room by Spectre.of.Apples reviews
The journey to Allen's room is fraught with skipping, hand-holding and a certain black-haired samurai. Minor suggestion of yaoi and minor language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Wayward Blades by The Erudite Traveler reviews
My records of my encounters with the mysterious assassin Altair. Altair/OC -My first story, R&R please!-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,437 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Altaïr
Moonlight Seductions by SultryGamer reviews
During Seras Victoria's time at Hellsing, she has been totally ignored by Alucard...or so she thinks. Finally discovering the truth behind his coldness, Seras realizes what she must do...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,431 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alucard, Seras
Fruits Basket Host Club by Vampire-Goth-Girl reviews
Haruhi's childhood friend Momiji Sohma and his family are coming to Ouran! But can they ever find any time for just the two of them with the Host Club and Sohma's not letting them out of their sight. Also please answer the poll on my page for this story.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Momiji S., Haruhi F.
Honda sisters by Blah.Blah.Twice reviews
Rai and Amaya Honda have been ordered to move back to Japan after 10 years to live with their sister Tohru But when they arive the sohma family find out that there is more than one Zodiac. Ocx? Ocx?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009
A Bright Star by alaska-young reviews
A girl sees a cat that looks suspiciously like one of her most beloved manga characters. When she follows him, she gets a lot more than she ever expected. Suck at summaries, sorry!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Emerald Eyed Dragon Returns by Sanctuary of lost memories reviews
Its been five years since Chihiro left the world of spirits.But to her surprise she cannot remeber his face only his voice. But when strange things start to happen at school Chihiro begin to hear the voice of the one she lost. "Say my name..say it!"
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Heart Strung by iRockStraightEdge reviews
Iron Weasel is looking for an awesome vocalist to harmonize with Derek Jupiter, but the lead singer would have none of it so Ash, Burger, and Tripp set up a secret arrangement with young music-star Lavigne Haertstrung; Derek’s in for a surprise.
I'm in the Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Derek J.
No One Knows by brilliantmemories reviews
The only thing happened less than teaching - was learning. teacher!Shaun/student!Desmond, and other major, sometimes crack... pairings. A high school AU story with the characters of AC having fun in their teenage years. *Intense slash* READ AND REVIEW!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,103 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Learning How To Deal With The Darkside by Louise Brennan reviews
The story of Jessica dealing with her new responsibilities and being engaged to Lucius. Dedicated to my twin, Zoe.
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009
Clary's Diary by Princess DJ reviews
A reading of an entry of Clary's diary, my first fan fiction :, It's really funny, what with some bareness, innuendoes, and my favorite glittering mythacal creature Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Chihiro's Mistake by NitenGale reviews
What would have happened if Chihiro had looked back? My alternate ending to the movie and what happened thereafter. Kindly read and review. CH6 OUT!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,242 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Bloody Slippers by Nefret8789 reviews
Mai goes off to New York to star in revival ballet. Naru realizes his mistake and goes after Mai after being visited by Gene who informs him that Mai is in grave danger. Will Naru be able save Mai and win her back before curtain call? Sequel to Lost.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,886 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See by Fishpony reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Perfectly Imperfect by klutzykaitey reviews
Embrace yourself.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The wilderness of Ones Heart by Scarlet Lover reviews
Kagome is a woman who is not a demon, a human , or a half demon,but a demon miko. She has a heart no man can tame, that is until she meets Inuyasha a full dog demon and Lord of the western lands who will have her one way or another
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Always be First by MyraRose reviews
How could this be happening? A forced marriage. How. Tohru was breaking and Yuki couldn’t do anything. I’m sorry, Tohru. I’m so sorry.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Yuki S., Yuuki
Lucius' Guide to Making Her Mine by TheyCallMeKennedy reviews
This is Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Darkside, in Lucius' POV. Did you ever wonder what was going through his head at times? Well, here you go!
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009
In her head by DamonSalvatore'sFutureWife x reviews
When Edward leaves, he leaves an old friend Patch to look after Bella...
Crossover - Twilight & Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella
Keeping me alive by BoysInBleachAreBetter reviews
Sen's car crashes and she finds her self orphaned and trapped in a world of demons, enslaved to the mistress of a bathhouse and serving in the water trade. Imagine a more twisted than the original, where every character is human/spirit. HakuXSenXNoFace
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Familiar Road by Lottie626 reviews
Chahiro is now 17. Her memories of the Spirit World are getting harder to remember each day. When she finds a familiar road with a tunnel at the end she goes for an adventure and things soon start to become clearer when she meets Haku again...
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Whisper by Katia11 reviews
Sonny starts dating Jackson Tyler. He's totally perfect, but Sonny is still in love with Chad. And why do weird things keeps happening on their dates? Warning: There is a lot of Jackson and Sonny. Please don't hate me, it is a Channy story.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Unvoiced Plea by Warrayfinson reviews
Tohru never came home from work. The Sohma's, especially Kyo, begin to get worried when she doesn't show up the next morning. Will she ever be found? And if so, will she say why she disappeared? KyoxTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,825 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Born To Be My Baby by rockerchick15 reviews
Just a little diddy that came to me while listening to my random playlist :p Umm.. dunno if I got off track or not hopefully not , but that's what reviews are for ! :D So lemme know ! Also, Kayla's my character. & I don't have any rights to the show : ha
I'm in the Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Trip C. - Complete
The Knifes Edge by fight-the-fire reviews
Playing dangerous games can have deranged outcomes.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Oh God by QueenOfCrazy reviews
Clary Fray is a normal college freshmen. When she can't remember what happened last night she discovers the biggest mistake of her life, followed by vodka shots and love
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The First by Anime Freak Sammy reviews
The first time I saw him. The first time I saw her. The first time I fell in love. Rated T. Birthday Present for Allyn Night. One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Want and Need by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Patch doesn't want to sacrifice Nora's body anymore. No. He has something else he wants to use it for.... Rated Teen for now! :D
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
the child of sin by osmica reviews
she was the cursed child, the child of sin, the child never meant to be born, the one that truly wasn’t any thing but a disgrace, and he the one nicknamed ’ idol’ fell in love with her. they where never meant to be together but in the end they fell in
Crossover - Inuyasha & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kagome H., Aidou H.
Nightmare by Tayls927 reviews
I'm not even sure if this is the right topic, but this is for the 3-book manga series called the dreaming. Itz about twin girls named Alexa and Millie who try to find out what happened in their mother's past and why its affecting them.
Dream Saga: - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
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Reluctant and Oblivious reviews
My first M-rated fanfic. Seras is worried that she's been failing her master as a vampire, and Alucard decides to tease her and she's still a little naive to his innuendoes. Completed. Rated M for last chapter, if anyone just wants to skip straight to the smut
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
A Rose for Kyo reviews
Kyo meets a beautiful new arrival, Rose, who he begins to fall in love with. She knows Kyo's secret, but what is hers? And will Kyo figure it out?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kyo S.
Happy B'day Nora! reviews
When Nora's birthday rolls around, Patch has a special surprise for her.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010