A Girl Named Ed
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Joined 03-08-10, id: 2281962, Profile Updated: 07-26-13
Author has written 21 stories for Harvest Moon, Bionicle, Bye Bye Birdie, Professor Layton, Our Town, and Team Fortress 2.

Formerly Editor-nee-chan.

Dear fanfiction.net user,

I'm going to be totally honest with you. You have stumbled across a mostly dead account.

That doesn't mean it's completely unused, of course. At the time of this posting (April 13, 2013) I am still uploading material to the site occasionally. However I am far more likely to post things to my deviantART account, Root-Beer-Vampire, than I am here. And likely in the not-so-distant future, I will cease posting to this account or website at all.

Those of you who are fans of unfinished stories, I will finish posting the TF2 fanfiction "Strikeout" before leaving, and I will post the next chapter of the Bionicle fanfiction "Metru Uni" as well. However this site doesn't really do it for me anymore--it's annoying to post to, the review/comment system is one of the worst I've ever seen, and at least 90% of the work on this site is awful (and I'm not excluding my own work from that observation). I much prefer deviantART, because I can showcase my art as well as my writing, and I can post my (admittedly few) attempts at original fiction as well. The comments system is much better, and I've actually had some conversations on the site as opposed to here.

I don't hate fanfiction.net. It's silly and I've grown annoyed with it over the years that I've been a member of it, but I don't hate it. Just please remember that I am first and foremost a person with a life outside of the internet. I have two jobs and a car to pay off. And for crying out loud, I'm twenty years old and still writing fanfiction. That probably says something, but I'm not sure what.

Anyway, thanks to those of you who've stuck with me for so long, even though the focus of my stories has mutated radically through the years. And to those of you who managed to find this account, I sincerely hope you find some enjoyment in my work, because that's the entire reason it exists.

Au revoir,

Ed.

My deviantART account: Root-Beer-Vampire

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Behind Closed Doors by Mazula reviews
Matau, Vakama, and Nokama discover quite a scene behind their icy college's doors.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nuju, Matoro - Complete
Never Forget, Forgive, Forever by Mazula reviews
He could never forget, the other could never forgive, but both knew that their happiness was never forever. Nuju/Matoro father/son angst THREE-shot. Rated for mild swearing. Takes place BEFORE Teridax's rule.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Vorahk - Complete
3 and 4 discover Twilight! by StitchPunk13 reviews
3 and 4 go on a reading spree and come across a certain book... WARNING: Twilight flamey, Edward Cullen flamey. Credit goes to Schellibie for their amazing fanart that inspired this! I FINALLY FREAKIN UPDATED!
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - 3, 4 - Complete
Blurbs and Other Such Things by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Oneshot collection. Shot 51..."Even back then, Teridax loved power, and second-in-command just didn't cut it. Not even leader cuts it, because that's still not the absolute top."
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 99,783 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Teridax/Makuta, OC
Beyond My Touch by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU Arlin SLASH Arthur/Merlin If someone had told me meeting Merlin would change me this much, I'd have gotten them arrested, but I'm starting to like it. I love a challenge & he's worth it - to me. A story about realizing what you never knew you wanted.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,294 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Hippocratic Proof by StillWaters1 reviews
When McCoy expresses doubt in his ability to honor his oath, Spock steps in.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Reinactment by TheChiggyPen07
This was just like what happened to the Turaga during their time as Toa. He pushed himself harder. He wouldn't lose him. He couldn't. He loved him too much.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Onua, Pohatu - Complete
Growing Up by DoubleKK reviews
One thing he had yelled at me was true; we definitely weren't eight years old anymore. And I knew now that we both had some growing up to do. MaSt.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - May, Stu
Separation by Zuvios Gemini reviews
#55 - 100 Theme Writing Challenge. Matau's been gone for a while. How is Vakama reacting? VakamaXMatau fluff. :3
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Vanisher, Voporak - Complete
Target Practice by Nobility reviews
Berix learns why it's probably better to train alone than ask a spunky female Glatorian for help. Kiina/Berix fluff. SPOILERS FOR LEGEND REBORN.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Zombie Mask by Captain Blue reviews
Matoro. Toa Mahri of Ice. Savior of the Great Spirit. Dead. In a dimension of gold light. With a million-and-one questions and only the Kanohi Ignika to ask.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Matoro - Complete
Call On Me by Saya Moonshadow reviews
"Doesn't this song have any other words?" Apparently not, because it is EVIL. And you should totally help me destroy it, but you WON'T, because this team is DYSFUNCTIONAL. Sigh. I hate my life. Crackfic.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Onewa - Complete
You Would Have Loved This by Schattenu reviews
A songfic using Tarja Turunen's "You Would Have Loved This". Toa Mahri Hahli visits Matoro's memorial stone near his home for the holidays...
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Revenge is Best Served Cold by Nobility reviews
Nuju REALLY outta know better than to mess with someone who has the power of mindcontrol.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Wednesday by Rhianwen reviews
Wednesday has always been Carter's favourite day of the week. DoctorCarter sappiness, some KarenElli.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Fun with Mistletoe by Concetta reviews
What happens when you mix the Ranma gang and mistletoe? Find out here! God bless mistletoe! :) (one-shot)
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Green Devil reviews
Kopaka feels a pang of loneliness after seeing Lewa and Onua express their love and ends up in TaKoro where he finds that he isn't the only one who wants someone to love. Slash! TahuKopaka Please R&R! [Complete]
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Tahu, Kopaka - Complete
Get Out Of My Head! by Concetta reviews
It's a Jackie/Viper Fan-Fic! Rare! I hope you like it!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Jackie C., Viper - Complete
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Once reviews
Once, he had been a force to be reckoned with. Once, he had been a hero. But it was time to face facts: there was nothing he could do. Vakama-centric character piece.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Vakama - Complete
Strikeout reviews
After yet another failed attempt at picking up Miss Pauling, Scout resorts to asking his teammates for dating advice. The results are...well, "mixed" at best.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,518 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Scout, Miss Pauling - Complete
Metru Uni reviews
Heavy AU. Vakama is a student at Mata Nui College in the city of Metru Nui. It turns out he's destined to lead a band of elemental heroes, or 'Toa,' and save the heart of the city from darkness. Who knew? Rated for swearing.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,614 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zemya, Vanisher
Metru Uni: 100 Themes reviews
Basically, a 100 themes challenge centered around characters and situations of my fanfic Metru Uni. #21: No Way Out. Dume is a prisoner inside his own head, and there is nothing he can do about it.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Zemya, Vanisher
Visitors reviews
A series of oneshots. Various beings visit Matoro's memorial statue. Find out who they are and why they're there. *COMPLETE*
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Matoro - Complete
Do Not Want reviews
It was this history of wariness that had him sitting with his arms and legs crossed, glaring with narrowed eyes at the package on his table. Happy April Fool's Day! Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Jaller, Takua/Takanuva, Hahli - Complete
How Do You Know? reviews
Takanuva raises a good point. Random humorous drabble.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Takua/Takanuva, Vakama - Complete
Why Me? reviews
The Stage Manager reflects on what he can do and his hidden emotions. SM-centric, based mostly on Act Three. Oneshot.
Our Town - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Interruptions reviews
Whenever Hewkii thinks he's getting somewhere with Macku...they always get interrupted! A fluffy Hewkii/Macku oneshot for Valentine's Day.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hewkii, Macku - Complete
Just Us reviews
Layton spends Valentine's Day with the love of his life, Claire. A Layton/Claire V-Day oneshot. Very fluffy.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - H. Layton, Claire - Complete
Won's Winter Thanksgiving Festival reviews
When Won sees Claire giving Zack a Winter Thanks-Fest gift, why does it make his stomach tie itself in knots? A Won/Claire Valentine's Day oneshot. Warning: severe fluff.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Won, Claire - Complete
The Rahi Warrior reviews
Average teenage human Kay gets booted onto Mata Nui. She has to find a bunch of artefacts in order to get home, with the help of everyone's favourite Toa, the Toa Nuva! A collaboration between me and my brother. Dead story because it's awful in hindsight.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
The Gukko and the Nui Rama reviews
Short Nuju/Matoro father/son drabble for fun-ness. Matoro has a question, but Nuju doesn't necessarily have an answer. A silly drabble.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
Animal Parade: The Next Generation reviews
*cues up Star Trek: TNG theme song* Basically, a revisited version of AP with the main and rival kids. Surprisingly few OC's. Full ish summary inside! Please read! Rating for a teensy bit of language. *COMPLETE!*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
A Starry Night Song reviews
...in prose, being a Ghost Story of the Starry Night Festival. A Christmas Carol with Sunshine Islands characters. Vaughn as Scrooge. You'll have to read to see who else plays what parts! In honour of Christmas time. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Vaughn - Complete
Turaga's Pet reviews
Something's bothering Matoro, and Nuju wants to know what. Thank you mazula for reviving my plot bunny! Rated for bullying. Matoro and Nuju father/son fic. Twoshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
Missing You reviews
Written in honour of Spirit Day. Contains mentions of slash but no actual slash. It's a very special day for Claire...she misses someone who was very important in her life. Contains Claire/Won. No flames please. Oneshot. Rated for light slash and death.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Claire, Won - Complete
Father and Son reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Do not read unless you know the end of the Barraki storyline! Nuju and Matoro father/son fic. See summary inside. Rated for death, but it's canon. Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Matoro, Nuju - Complete
Doris Finally Snaps reviews
Self-explanatory, see inside for details. Rated for some mild language near the end. One-shot.
Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Love, Hate, and High School reviews
This is my humble opinion on what life would be like if the DS/Cute gang were teenagers in high school. BTW, Pony Jill's Japanese name. It's back! Rated T for language in later chapters. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Jill, Skye - Complete
7 Days reviews
After an accident involving Hikari and his crystal ball, Wizard finds himself living on the ranch for a week. Wizard x Hikari with warnings of severe fluff. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Wizard, Molly/Hikari - Complete
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