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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi/Hola/Konnichi wa/ciao~ ^^ for whatever reason you have clicked to view my profile. Well what are you waiting for?? READ

okay now before you look at all the other crap I have on this thing here's a little about me

real name: As for my real first name it start with a J and isn't very common.

height: 5'7 UPDATE 5'8 everyone considers me way too tall well excuse me I didn't choose to be this tall. But if I did have a choice I'd still be this tall XDDD

hair, skin & eyes: i'm tanned, with expresso coloured eyes and hair that is chin lenght at it's longest and it's expresso coloured as well though i do plan on dying it...

Location: if you scroll back up there should be a little flag with USA right next to it. Most days I wish I lived some place else... like Italy or anywhere else in Europe

things I like other than anime/manga: the Simpsons, Boiling Points, documentries, Blue Planet, fishing (even if I never get to go), camping, snowboarding, swimming, facebook, Suga Shikao, Maron 5, U2, RHCP (red hot chili pepers), talking about random shi- stuff, rainy days (hey someone has to love them ^-^), traveling, sculpting, food that I do not get to have often (i.e. any fish, shrimp, asian food, anything french, and the like),tomatoes, money, sleeping, dreaming, reading, writing, speaking what i think, being told i'm right, being lazy, and more that I cannont recall at the moment~

things that I am not fond of in the least: people who insist that all steriotypes are true, when my dad plays pranks on me by saying that we're moving someplace far away from my friends, NJ jokes, anti-feminists, guys who flirt with girls who think said guys serious just for a damned laugh, guys who think ever girl wants him because i know i don't, people who think anime/manga is retarded, people who tell me to act my age (who does at 17??? everyone acts too old or too young, that's what I argue) err what else???? I try not to hate too many things because, well, that's not healthy ^-^

age: 17

birthday: Jan. 8 I have to share my birthday with Elvis...

Yotsuba, Junjou Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Sekaiinohade Aishimasu, Kyou Koi wo Hajimemasu, Otomen are my current loves.

other animes/mangas that I don't look into as often but still love:

xxxHOLiC (both)

Ouran High School Host Club (both but i stopped reading the manga after chapter 50...4...? oh and heard about the ending and i fucking hate it. it was good untill Haruhi ruined kyomaki for me xP)

Switch (manga... like seriously READ IT NOW it's the best thing since- uh idk pocky?? It just needs more love~)

Fruits Basket ( manga i might stop reading it though...)

Wallflower (manga NOT THE ANIME it sucks I like the manga 10000 times better) I don't read fics for that

Part time pets (manga)

Airyouran Gakuen (manga)

Whistle! (manga)

After 5 kiss no ame (manga)

Horitsuba Gakuen (audio drama, & I'm considering reading the manga)

Stand By Youth (manga)

boku x neko ? (manga)

Lucky Star (anime)

Tsubasa Resovior Chronicles (anime)

School Rumble (anime)

Umineko (anime)

Gakuen Heaven (anime)

Boku x Kano (manga)

Idol Shopping (manga)

University of love (manga)

Mushi shi (both) I don't read fics for that

Ranma 1/2 (manga rawr i can't find vol. 13 & a few episodes of the anime)

Inuyasha.. only watched a few episodes of the anime X3X.. I MIGHT get back to it..

Peach Girl (anime) but I don't read fics for that

Papa to kiss in the dark (anime)

Sukisho (anime)

Kirepapa (anime)

Bakemonogatari (anime)

Chobits (anime)

Physical Education for 30 Year Olds (anime)

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Kinks

+ = Yes
/ = Iffy/Sometimes
- = HELL NO

Anal on Males (+) how else do you have yaoi smex? x3
Anal on Females (-) eww xD on girls it's weird, lol.
Bondage (-/)
Clothing (/)
Stockings (-/)
Suit and Tie (+)
Impregnation (+) ((conception *drools* *xshot*))
Pregnancy (/)

Incest (/)

Yuri (F/F) (+)
Yaoi (M/M) (+)
Hetero (M/F) (/)
Bi (+)
Girly Boys (+)
Uniform (+)
Threesome (/) depends on the people, lol. ((Orgy (-)
Subbing/Domming () ((???))
Shota (+)
Lolli (-)
Biting (+)
Solo Masturbation; Male (-/)
Solo Masturbation; Female (-)
Glasses (/+) it depends
Masochism (/+)
Sadism (-/)
Rape/Noncon (+/)
Dubcon () ((???))
Partial Nudity (+)
Cross-dressing (+)
Oral (+)
Tickling (-)
Feet (-)

--let the random-assed stuff BEGIN!!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with swords, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil' whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy, Jazime Simmons

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you do not want to do this, I will not judge you for we all have are own beliefs, but if you do then thank you from me and all of the people who suffer.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem.

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you.

FRIENDS: stop you from overreacting

BEST FRIENDS: are giggling next to you saying: 'Someone's gonna get it!'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

For those of you watching your weight, here's a little word on health and nutrition:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

2. Mexicans eat alot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks then Americans

4. The Italians drink alot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

5. The Germans drink alot of beers and eat alot of sasuages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

It's speaking English that kills you.

Outcasts, they tend to call us

The Weird Ones

The Freaks

But we like to think of ourselves as the

Special Ones

With our permanent marker doodles

on our converse

Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and

poems written in the snow

Novels read beneath the covers 'til

dawn by light of a flashlight

batteries nearly dead we've used them

so much

And dancing in the rain

And singing to the stars

At the top of our lungs with the car

windows open and the night rushing

in

Or on the top floor of a beach house

with the sea streched out before us

"Go home, you lose, good day, sir"

Turn around and say goodbye

Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to

the moon

Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes

Sad behind the smiles

And sitting in the corner to escape the

staring eyes

But we live in funny looks because they

remind us that we are special

Man we are special

We aren't the Outcasts, for we know

how to live

For we know how to be ourselves, what

to do

on a rainy Sunday afternoon

To all of those who truley know me,

and yet love me anyway

I love you all

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe everyword is true. Add your name if you believe, Akatsuki Girls942,AnimeWuver, Haniel Hatake, Jasper1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil'-Whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy, F. A. B.

Never Argue With A Woman!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

What A Kiss Means

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
or at least considered..O.o
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Romantica Junjou by CheyanneChika reviews
All the couples are switched around, but not body switching; AU where Misaki is rich, Usagi is flunking, Hiroki is a poor student, Nowaki is already a doctor, Miyagi is a high school student and Shinobu is a college teacher. LEMONS!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,538 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2009
Just Loving You by Sapphirsal reviews
Hiroki gets in an accident and becomes pregnant. Warning: mpreg (obviously).
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,320 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Difference of Opinions by bella142 reviews
Thor and Jane get together after the Battle of Manhattan. Darcy tags along when they visit Asgard. Loki soon enters her life to her surprise, and the events that unfold will either strengthen, or break the bonds of the people around them.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
Sunlight Spirit by Lucicelo reviews
Even the most normal life is made interesting. The rise in males getting pregnant astound and amaze those who experience it for themselves. All couples. Getting back on track on rewritting this...
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Hiroki K., Nowaki K.] [A. Usami, Misaki T.]
A bouncing bundle of thunder? by ninjanervana reviews
Jane thinks she might be pregnant. How will Thor and the other avengers handle the news? Fluff story, set after the Avengers. Thor/Jane with mentions of Tony/Pepper and Natasha/Clint. Dedicated to my best friend who inspired me to write this: Katie
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,835 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Corrosion by Reinkakou reviews
If it weren't as if life in Republic City was already difficult enough as it is, these uncommon emotions towards your brother aren't making things any easier. A compilation of Mako/Bolin stories that vary in both genre and rating. Bound to contain incestuousness in one way or another.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Mako, Bolin]
Interview with Usagi and Misaki by danceofgold reviews
Usagi and Misaki get interviewed on a talk show. Can Usagi control his passion for his beloved on TV?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Flameo Instant Noodles by penguinsleddings reviews
A collection of post-series vignettes. Non linear, mostly canon pairings, and potential Korra spoilers. Chapter eleven: What with all of the people Aang has to watch over, he's the busiest man in the spirit world. Kataang, Aang and Korra friendship, Daddy Aang, Gaang friendship, proud Momma Toph, and light Sukka, Maiko, and Yuekka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Aang, Katara
The Rules of Stark Tower by Mrs. Data reviews
Tony lets his fellow Avengers know the house rules
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fire Eye'd Boy by Ivory Muse reviews
"Their destinies have been intertwined ever since they first met- it was up to them to decide if they would have the bond of enemies, or lovers." Fifty sentences on Zuko and Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Questions by ScreamYourLine reviews
When Prince Gumball gets a rather uncomfortable body change, he asks Marshall for help on how to fix it. Marshall eagerly agrees. Marshall LeexPrince Gumball yaoi. Lemon later.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball
A city by Any Other Name would be GREAT by HimeFlye reviews
"Names are very important. It will bring the aura of the city and help it become the place we want it to be." Aang and Zuko both thought. "Penguin City!" Aang cried, jumping out of his chair.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Aang, Zuko
Blood by Chapt3rFour reviews
Afterwards, Takano learned two things: one of them being Onodera's hidden fear, and the second that he wasn't letting his lover run down the stairs ever again.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano - Complete
As Long As I'm Able by Mini Blue Skirt reviews
A sweet moment first thing in the morning with our beloved Terrorist couple. Yaoi sans citrus. A fluffy tale. -
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
Phone Tree by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Fuuka is battling her body issues, not realizing that Yotsuba and Ena's cup-phones are still in her room. Fluff. One-Shot. Fuuka/Koiwai.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Koiwai, Fuka A.] - Complete
Something Beautiful by carofnerds reviews
AU PruXAus His ability to see sound is an ugly curse. Can he ever manage to find something beautiful?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Prussia, Austria
Grains of Sugar by freakylemurcat reviews
A collection of fluffy nonsenses, ranging from tooth-meltingly sweet to painfully tart. Cellobiose - write it out, at any cost.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,409 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Once Upon a HETALIA? by Girasole reviews
Lovino a hard working boy is stuck at home cooking, cleaning, and such as his brother and step father enjoy themselves at the ball. Something Lovino does not intend to go to. Although what happens when he forced to go and claim his happily ever after?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Don't Worry by JoanIncarnate reviews
"It's just a minor cold. Don't worry, I'll be fine." Words hold great power over people, especially when they come from someone beloved.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Let Them Talk by Morgana-le-Fai reviews
One-Shot Song fic. Inspired by Hugh Laurie's: Let Them Talk. They love each other most of all, who cares what others think. Brotherly Love? Family bonds blurred. Rated K plus but borders on being T due to Strongly Implied Fai/Yuui Twincest Themes. R&R
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fai-sensei, Yuui-sensei - Complete
Nighttime Embrace by Musical Sunrise reviews
Sunao's sleep is plagued by nightmares, and he wakes to find Sora missing.
Sukisho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Reward by Atalaya86 reviews
a magical juice makes Misaki show his true emotions. Finally finished, and I have finally finished checking it... it has not change much but I hope its better.. OVO
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,853 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Torako & Wrestling by kyuuketsukirui reviews
Asagi motions Yotsuba over and says in a stage whisper, "I hear Torako's weakness is tickles." Asagi x Torako
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Rans Idea by Kisia-chan reviews
Ran and Yoru get some rare time together, ending with a clever idea from Ran to leave their counter parts in a situation they can't really just walk away from. Sora/Sunao Yoru/Ran Hashiba/Fujimori
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2011
The Known and Unknown by breathlessloveless reviews
Hiroki reflects on his two great loves.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Hiroki K. - Complete
Please, Tell Me by Aexli reviews
Usagi has barely spoken to Misaki in six days, let alone touched him. Can Misaki figure out what is wrong, or will Usagi continue to neglect him? Misaki's POV. HEAVY YAOI CONTENT. Rated M for a reason. UsagiXMisaki. One-shot. Lots and lots of lemons ;
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/9/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
In Between by inapropro reviews
A moment alone. Sora, Nao, later Matsuri.
Sukisho - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010
Ballad of the Masked Bandit! by tsutsuji reviews
The mysterious Masked Bandit has more than one sex toy in his bag of bandit tools. The only trick is holding out long enough to use them all. Yeah, we all knew those handcuffs were there in that office for a reason, right?
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kai N., Shinichirou M. - Complete
Apium Graveolens by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
Spain very much dislikes celery. He would say that he hates it but he wouldn't want to hurt the little vegetable's feelings; after all, all vegetables are precious in Spain's eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
Much Ado About Everything by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Sequel to Comedy of Errors. Antonio and Lovino's wedding would be hard enough without Feliks getting bored, Alfred, Ivan, and Vash's separate attempts at matchmaking, and Ludwig ruining it all. 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps...'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 150 - Words: 131,393 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Because of Watanuki's Birthday by Tsu-chan Sawada Fangirls 7227 reviews
Will have yaoi.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
The One True Thing Computer City by xmichikox reviews
Hey, you know this world is fake? I wonder how much more will I have to go through before I find the one genuine article, who will stand with my stapler to his head and say 'I don't care.' "Hitotsu dake uso janai aishiteru" HitagiXKoyomi
Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Our Own Language by Reiya Wakayama reviews
This a sort of tribute to the DouWata pairing. It is a collection of 26 short stories based around a main theme or word and in alphabetical order. Some light yaoi and references from the manga. Enjoy!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Doumeki - Complete
Stand by maroon flowers reviews
just a drabble of...the world. will not continue on to anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Dear Prussia, From Austria by Farm-Story reviews
Gilbert, you should know that calling the police and telling them Austria is planning to bomb Beijing is really bad, especially since Yao’s boyfriend just happens to be Russia. And Ivan didn’t really find it as funny as you did." Prussia/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Austria, Prussia
香港 by MyLatte reviews
“Why don’t you ever show your emotions?” Yong Soo suddenly asked, breaking the silence between the two. Hong Kong turned his head slightly so he was facing the Korean, and just stared at him with big brown eyes, unmoving.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hong Kong, South Korea
Indescriminate Happenings by Punk-Out reviews
Warning: Content may include slight insanity, Alternate Universes, plots, male fraternization, randomness, plotting grandfathers, giggling magical creatures, angst, cryptic warnings, flailing, glaring, screaming, and weddings. Thank you and enjoy. DouWata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 110 - Words: 66,389 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Must Be Prepared by Kali Cephirot reviews
Ran changes day after day: Gingetsu is sure that if he blinks, he'll miss something.......... GingetsuxRan. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Clover/クローバー - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Gingetsu, C/Lan/Ran - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Tahru reviews
Kimihiro, there's something you should know..." The blonde magician began. Watanuki Kimihiro never thought a simple conversation could change his life. Mpreg, suggested and whatnot. Dounuts and KuroFai. The title may be changed later. Rated T for safet.
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008
Yotsuba & Close Friends by Gryvon reviews
Jumbo/Mr. Koiwai, yaoi. At any moment they could be faced with four green pigtails and hundreds of questions.
Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
First Time by emoyaoi69 reviews
Gaku finally loses his virginity to Nagase mostly PWP. i haven't really read a NagaseGaku so i thought i'd do one
Sukisho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
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All Storms are fearsome Will I be okay? reviews
Through life as nations we all face storms and have to ask ourselves: Will we pull through once again? In some cases we already know the answer. NOT AS DARK AS IT SEEMS! More deatails inside please look I'm looking for ideas and critism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
External Relations With Franceniichan reviews
A story I translated from Spanish. More details & original summary inside. PLEASE READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - France - Complete