PenofDOOMSDAY
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Joined 03-08-10, id: 2282464, Profile Updated: 11-23-10
Author has written 7 stories for Half-Life, Halo, and Fable.

'Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of' - They Might be Giants, Where Your Eyes Don't Go.

That took me while to get.

Heh.

They Might Be Giants is awesome. Talk about talking about talking about the obvious.

Derp.

Well, for now, enjoy these stories. They're free!!!

[UPDATE: $2.50 per read. Cough it up, bud.]

Hey Kids, Let's Read Heavy Rain! by Mister Frodo reviews
What would Heavy Rain be like as a children's story book? Well... maybe not quite like this, but it would be something similar! So, buckle up for some rain-drenched action in Heavy Rain: Storytime Edition. CHAPTER 6 IS UP
Heavy Rain - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010
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Flame Retardant Underpants! reviews
Various shorts taking place in or relating to the Fable universe. not a ONESHOT! Intended to be humorous. I am taking ideas.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Half Halo shorts reviews
These are basically short stories that Half-Life and Halo crossover. L4D2 characters are now included!
Crossover - Half-Life & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Reynolds reviews
Renyolds squad was wiped out. This is how they did. One-shot.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Prepare to drop reviews
Rookie was going to drop into hell. But he wasn't going to die.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Sometimes, I dream about cheese reviews
Unravel the REAL dream of the cheese with Charlene, a 20 something rebel with an apparent love for... Cheese. "Sometimes, I dream about cheese." Rated T for swearing. Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
The marvelous misadventures of Mike and John Day 2 reviews
The second part to the thrilling story, now including action, adventure, ROMANCE and INDIAN JON- Eh, what the hell? The second part to my story, the second day of Mike and John's everchanging days. May be more to come.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
The marvelous misadventures of Mike and John
Mike and John might seem like any other 2 Metro cops, but, they're actually kinda... Idiots. Let's look into their daily shift,hm? Oneshot
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete