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Joined 03-08-10, id: 2282487, Profile Updated: 08-29-10
Author has written 9 stories for Invader Zim, Gorillaz, Left 4 Dead, and Team Fortress 2.

I am invader blunt!!

my only emotions are happy, sad, suicidal, and bat s!!t crazy

I love me some invaderzim AND JTHM

I am a harsh but fair critic

I'm 16

my fave color's are black, red, and neon green. what?! I cant where emo colors and neon green to?

I am a frantic writer. i write like a monkey on crack cocaine.

I SUCK AT LATIN.

I love fallout boy, ICP, (IM down with the clown) Gorillaz, gym class heros, Green day, the used, and My chemical romance.( my fave by them is the black parade.)

I like any kind of invaderzim story and even thoe im straight I love zim/dib paring (maybe it is because my exgirlfriend is a fangirl?) 0_0

MY fave video game is fallout 3

IF you want to ask me a question just send me a messge

i respond to comments made about my storys.

I am the leader of the Black parade!

Im the kind of guy who doesn't say the glass is half empty or half full. I just say where is my COKE!!?!?!?!?

Jabberwocky RULLLLLLLLLLLES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Saying handguns kill people is like saying McDonalds makes you fat. If you agree, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list.
Shadowrend

Invaderblunt

If you hate people the ostracize you because you DON'T act like an idiot, copy this to your profile.

IM a big guy (I mean broad not fat! Well... a bit fat but if you say it to my face i'll... laugh at the fat joke you just made)

I have thick skin (Critzem is welcome i'll take anything you got.)

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I love some copy and paste!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you wish those stupid kids would give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have retained an unshakeable belief in aliens, despite severe peer pressure, copy and paste this onto your profile and know that you're not alone.'

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Quote time!

"one more body to the body toil may god rest this poor bastard's soul" Ninja-Ninja, Afro samurai

"Life is like guy pissing on you from the top of a pit... It sucks until your strong enough to climb out of the hole and kick the guy's ass! - Unknown

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.(Quartet, actually.)

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in poligamy.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I love ROCK MUSIC so I MUST have a million piercings, tattoos, and get drunk every night.

I'm NON-CONFORMIST so I MUST be emo.

I'm TAN so I MUST be stuck-up and think I'm better than everyone else.

Post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Things to do in walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!! >:D)

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends poke you with bendy straws.

I'm not antisocial. I just can't stand people.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. (Ouch...Stupid Wall.)

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

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ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 185 - Words: 408,812 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Fly on the Wall by Josie May reviews
Zim agrees to tutor Gaz hoping to discover why the little human is so powerful and to use it to his own advantage. Instead the little alien discovers something else entirely. Meanwhile Dib makes a few discoveries of his own. Everyones lives will change, but is it a change for the better. ZaGr/ZaGf
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,615 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Zim, Gaz, Dib
When One Ends by Souljah and a Gentleman reviews
About 5 years have passed since the gang saw Ash, he reappears out of the blue in his hometown of Pallet much to the surprise of everyone. Ash decides it's time for him to settle down and open a gym in Pallet. What new trials and tribulations await him?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 221,039 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Out of Time by Reinkakou reviews
A seemingly minor dispute between Mordecai and Rigby results in their separation. Unfortunately, things are proving to be a lot more difficult for the two to be reunited than anyone could've hoped, and Mordecai can't seem to take a single step forward to fixing things without messing something else up along the way. But the clock's still ticking...
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,767 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Mordecai, Rigby] Margaret, Eileen
Rigby is 'In the Closet' by Mr.GW reviews
Rigby has always been secretly in love with his best friend, Mordecai, and would do anything for him. But when Mordecai and Margaret get closer, Rigby grows more jealous and yerns for him. Now, he fights with the fact on either telling Mordecai the truth of his secret love or never telling him. Will he lose it all? Also, does Mordecai have feelings for Rigby too? MxR/MxM
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 120,892 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Rigby, Mordecai
Looking-Glass by Illisandria Carthain reviews
Dib finds a game online, one he may be good at! But nothing is ever as it seems in Wonderland.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib
Canvas of Imperfection by sadistickunais reviews
After Demon Days, Noodle's disappearance, then Plastic Beach, the Gorillaz find themselves in a strange place. Noodle must decide if love is worth all the heartache and fears that have consumed her since her death.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [2D, Noodle]
The Chronicles of SUCKERY by Spooky-Zipper-Chan reviews
*Also known as Invader's FLU! ZiM falls ill with influenza, but who will be there? Dib? NOT ZaDR. FRIENDSHIP is intended. : I do not own Invader ZiM. Rated T for dark subjects later on. -EDIT: I'm baaaack
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Zim, Dib
Empire Ants by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
O joys are us the sun has come again to hold you, sailing out the doldrums of the week. The polyphonic prayer is here, is all around you. It's all around you, out here. And if the whole world is crashing down on you, fall through space out of mind with me
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 231,781 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - 2D, Noodle
Regular Show: August by ThatRegularBro reviews
It's not like Rigby wants to feel the way he does. He just does. And he's struggling to keep his feelings to himself. I don't think he can keep this up for long... Meanwhile, the creature that dwells in the dump grows impatient. MordecaixRigby
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,281 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
Take Me Over by Sakura Camui reviews
A 100 prompt challenge focusing on all the different facets of love. I chose ZADR. Slash/ZADR! Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Zim, Dib
Twilight's Treatment Volume 1 by Zehntacles reviews
When Spike has trouble sleeping Twilight Sparkle offers a special solution to his insomnia. Humanized versions of characters.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,845 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Life After Death by Tib Dunncan reviews
Allyson died when she was nineteen. Since then, she's been serving as a Guardian Angel to humans. Now, she is charged with the task of taking care of the Membrane children after their mother's suicide. Only, there's something unusual about the oldest...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Accidents by cucumber-san reviews
Noodle is part of chaotic prophecy that ruined her life. After breaking free, she must now evade the devil in her long journey to find the band members that she once called family. Revised and currently in progress, the rating will probably go up soon...
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,939 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Noodle, 2D
Dooky Happens by Coniine reviews
Zim had forgotten. Dib never realized. All it took was an intergalactic war for Zim and Dib to see that there was no time for a kids game. -light ZADR, rated for violence-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zim, Dib
Invader Zim Insanity! by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Ask the Invader Zim cast your questions! I know, everyone does this, I just want to feel loved... ;; Keep it T, and Enjoy! I'M BACK! Aren't you happy? ...You're not? Aw, why?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010
ZIMmortality by 13thheaven reviews
Set 10 years in the future. Zim and Dib are at each other's throats again, but an enemy they never expected forces them to team up together in a final bid for the future of Earth. But how will they stop a foe that is so very...um, hard to stop..y?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dib
All We are is Stars by Xarii reviews
Would you risk what's left of your sanity to save the one you loved? Sky and 2-D have each other and that's what matters but life dosen't always go the way you expect it to..... Sequel to "It's the Dawn, you'll see
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - 2D
Doomy Sports by Invader Gilly reviews
Come join me as I challenge the IZ characters to a series of mind-blowing sports. Warning: Reader might not maintain his/her sanity while reading this. You've been warned. The Halloween Invasion has started! Run for your lives!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,573 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
Trickery with Bacon and Soap by Dukeofnachos reviews
Gir turned into a human a long time ago, but he's still doing the same old tricks. "Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?" "I made it myself!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Gir
The struggle ARC 1 by Bunneh-Chan reviews
In which Billy finally smarts up, sorta. BillyXMandy in later chappies! R&R Flames are welcome! Grim will be a minor character but will be featured!
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010
Rebuilding Stuart Pot by Blamnie reviews
Sequel to 'The Substitute' After 2D's mental breakdown, his band mates must reunite to help save their singer. 2DxNoodle
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,436 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - 2D, Noodle
Flaky Flips Out by TheOneThatAbsconded reviews
Flaky is thrown into a radioactive lake, and a part of her that she tried to keep hidden finds a way out. Will Flippy be able to set things right, overcoming his own battles along the way? Epilogue is finished!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,492 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
Kitiara by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Kit is criminally insane, but insanity can sometimes lead to wisdom. So, if she's criminally insane, she's criminally wise, right? She scares the crap out of Zim and Dib though! What happens when Dib stumbles upon someone from her past? Chapter 5 is up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Reunion by inkuuum reviews
Noodle is back from hell, but a lot of things have changed since she disappeared.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,820 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
A Simple Understanding by cucumber-san reviews
Their grief was eating away at them, but all it took to save them was a simple understanding of feelings. 2DXN
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
The Housekeeper by Johnnygirl777 reviews
Squee came home from summer camp to find his parents hired a new house keepper Kristy, but when she starts showing some strange behavior, Squee and Johnny decide to investigate!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Novacaine by VexVulpes reviews
When Zim gets sick, he must hide his weakness from the Dib-worm. Which might just prove impossible... ZaDR, GaGR Fluff & sickness. cx
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Zim and Tak: Little Moment's in Life by Shadowrend reviews
Zim and Tak share an interesting for lack of a better word relationship. Moments like these are more common than one might think. Sexual suggestions, so be warned. Read note at end.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
A Matchmaker by QTXAdsy reviews
Noodle has arrived on Plastic Beach, but isn't happy of what she's got. Until one night, an angel comes to tell her about something that will happen with her and 2D. 2DXNoodle oneshot and contains some strong language.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Noodle, OC - Complete
Divisió by Scarlet Pikachu reviews
Ch 1: Cleaning up Sniffles' lab, what could go wrong? Apparently a lot! What happens when a bunch of chemicals spills on a certain green bear? Ch 2: What's wrong with Evil, why is he acting so strange? Rated for blood and violence.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
A LIFE OF LIES by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
what happens when Dib finds out about Zim's past. What does he do when he relises that Zim may have suffered more then any living human? is there any hope for Zim, or is this the end? CHAPTER 5 HAS BEEN FIXXED! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Delivered by Sweetums128neo reviews
She had washed up on shore. Washed up with no voice to speak with, bruises on her skin and fear in her eyes. His little Noodle… Warnings: 2DxNoodle, Angst, Fluff eventually Etc! :D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - [2D, Noodle]
GIR's misson by ally-loves-youu reviews
Gir is weird and so are his missons...poor gir.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Gir, Dib
Nobody Asked by JoeMerl reviews
In a terrible world where the Irkens have won, nobody ever asked Dib for help or forgiveness. Will he give it to them anyway? CAN he? Three-shot, darkfic. Finally complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zim, Dib, Zita, Lard Nar - Complete
2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
Defective by TimeTotsintheTARDIS reviews
Zim and Gaz are more alike that they care to admit. Who is Gir, really, and why is Zim a defect? ZAGR. CURRENTLY BEING RENOVATED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaz, Zim
Seven Days Of Maddness by Kitten630 reviews
Aunt Viv is any childs' worse nightmare. Strict, posh, and horribly, horribly, CLASSY. Caramel is the niece of this deamon aunt, but her, Lifty, Shifty, and other friends, promise to make this the worse, and most hilarious seven days of her life.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
Invader Ehren by Marioninja1 reviews
Several years after Invader Zim, a new Irken shows up. This extremely odd Irken is Erhen. Read and review, and yes, I know I suck at summaries.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
I'm glad you are here by AllThatGoodStuff reviews
Dib is depressed and sees Zim. They go to his base and then *wink wink* ZADR :3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Zim, Dib
Mysterious Mysteries Tak edition by Alma Wade reviews
This is about Mysterious Mysteries When Zim is framed as an alien the second time, but buy Tak a small amount Of ZATR. I got bored of waiting for someone to like my first story so... Here.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Truth or Dare by meefgal reviews
HOLY CRAP I WROTE A ZaDR! I HATE ZaDR! If you're expecting me to write more ZaDRs, don't, cuz I WON'T!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Way Things Are by MissDomaYuset reviews
Zim takes a risk in telling something Dib about the truth of his mission. Things did not turned out as planned. Set four years in the future.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Shouldn't by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
It shouldn't have been like this. Zim was an Invader and Dib was his rival. He shouldn't have cared about the Dib's horrible fate, shouldn't have tried to stop it. But he did. ZADR Character death/gore/angst
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Mistakes: It's Programmed by Culpeo Fox reviews
When GIR finally seems to push Zim over the edge, he is told to leave. But when Zim gets a rather depressing transmission, he may realize that himself and GIR are more similar than he thought. But is it too late to find his only true friend?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gir, Zim
Déjàvu by SakuKiba reviews
When Red and Purple stumble upon Zim and Dib, how will they react? ZADR and RAPR! Don't like don't read. R&R! 1-shot BTW I fixed the name to be grammatically correct...or somethin like that.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Purple, Red - Complete
It's the Dawn,You'll See by Xarii reviews
It all started with a crash and it all ended with a crash. Sky and 2-D are practically stuck in the same predicament, their closes mates are soden drunks and their lives full of bruises and cuts. But just like magnets their pulled together.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - 2D - Complete
Alone I Break by SilverCRO reviews
this will have ZaDR in it and ya aint into that kinda thing...plz pass over this and spear yourself the grief...
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Zim, Dib
JTHM vs DaT by draconas88 reviews
a fan fiction based on the Invader Zim and jthm worlds after both series have ended and what happens when they collide, its going to be very dark, most characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez complete cast list of characters will be added soon
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
Rain by 1Hirotamoy1 reviews
He didn't think it was possible, he didn't want it to be possible...until now. Read and see how this seemingly one sided love turns out in the end of my new story 'Rain'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib, Zim
Confessions by dance-with-passion reviews
Formerly titled A Way To Your Heart. Noodle is back, and after only a day of finally being relaxed and meeting her long-lost sister, Noodle, Russel, and Ame go to Plastic Beach. How will 2D react when Noodle tells him her big secret? 2DxNoodle later on.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Noodle - Complete
Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
Tim B's Alice in Wonderland. I didn't like the ending of the film, so here's one of my versions. Alice leaves Wonderland after boldly showing Hatter how she feels. Upon leaving the rabbit hole, she finds that she didn't come home alone... Read&Review Ty x
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Zim and Dib's Easter by SlyFlyer reviews
Really short quick ZaDr fic. For ZaDr fans, if you don't like ZaDr don't read it. ZaDr R R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tak is a sexy chicken by Alma Wade reviews
This is of Zim when GIR takes him to one of his raves. Like and I start to make stories.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Never Missed until Gone by Invader Zoya reviews
Zim has never really appreciated GIR. But what happens when GIR goes missing? Things get even stranger when Gaz goes missing as well. Zim and Dib might just have to ignore their differences and *gulp* work together. No romance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Blast from the past by cucumber-san reviews
Noodle is left alone in Kong, but while wandering around she stumbles into the past to meet a very familiar blue-haired boy. Lots of smut. Basically just PWP, well, there's a little plot. You just have to squint to see it...
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Two Faced by reraimu reviews
Dib sneaks out to the park and is startled when he finds Gir there. Gir malfunctions, eyes turning red, and that's when the loooooove begins. GirxDib Crack, fluff, dark Gir.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Gir, Dib - Complete
Gir's Gift by poeismyhero reviews
When you've just realized how alone you are and an insane little robot shows up on your doorstep, do you let him inside? Only if you don't strangle him first. GAGF, slightly GAGR. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
This is a Low by StalkerDex reviews
This is a new MurdocX2D. 2D is rapidly falling into a deep depression now that Noodle and Russel are gone and Murdoc is starting to notice. Angst and much drama will ensue.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
The Tallest Gene by MisterTabi reviews
As Zim recovers from his self sustained blow of the knowledge of the truth of his mission, he gains a new state of mind. Utilizing the genius available to him, Zim plans to show that even the short ones can become Taller than the Tallest.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Zim
Jump by MissDomaYuset reviews
Dib is about to take his life. That is, until he got a bit distracted.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Born From a Tube by Ironic-Sarcasm reviews
When Dib discovers he is an experiment of Professor Membrane's, he seeks solace in all of the wrong places. Will this place give him the push he needs to get back on his feet? Zim and Dib Friendship
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Pixie Dust by Beyond-The-Limit reviews
An old woman curses 2D for teasing Noodle about her height. Now he's 10 inches tall!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - 2D, Noodle
DriveThru by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
Oneshot. Going to get fast food should be an easy task. But since when has anything ever been easy for Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Zim - Complete
Behind the Mask by HideSeekKeep reviews
After a four-year absence, Noodle has finally returned but what is she hiding behind the mask she wears? 2DxNoodle
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The TV Died! by Johnnygirl777 reviews
What would happen if gir's beloved tv died? Read and find out!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Noises by Emo Fox reviews
Gaz will never go into Dib's room again. Drabble/Ficlet ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Escape to Plastic Beach by Danica V reviews
2d is stuck in the underwater room on plastic beach and is very unhappy. He misses Kong, or maybe just that tiny japanese guitarist that lived there too.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Not A Baby Anymore by Danica V reviews
Russel hears a strange noise coming from 2d's room and he can't find Noodle. Him and Murdoc need to come to terms with how old their little guitarist really is.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Snow Day Of DOOM by Duck Life reviews
Tak, Zim, Gaz, Dib, Gir, and Minimoose all get snowed in in Zim's base. DATR, ZAGR, ZADF, maybe onesided GAGR. I am aware that the summary sounds so horrible and clichéd, but it's really a good story. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Tak, Dib
The World Spins Gently by SevenOverThree reviews
When Noodle hears somebody playing a guitar late at night, she discovers that a certain singer was not a keyboardist in the beginning, nor was Gorillaz his first band....
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Chronicles of 2 Invaders: Zim & Zoe by InvaderZimRules reviews
When daughter of Tallest Red, Zo-e begs her dad to be an invader, he finally breaks down and lets her be one. They sent her to Earth, hoping that she would rule the planet, not Zim. However, shiz happens. OC/Zim, OC/GIR, OC/Red. Romantic comedy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Alone No More by YaoiD reviews
Zim is told the truth about his mission and then commanded never to return to Irk again. Dib arrives later that evening, trying to break into Zim’s house. He is startled when he finds Zim on the roof, not even in disguise. Rated T for no real reason.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Zim, Dib
Just Another Robot Love Story by Invader Paige reviews
This is a story about GAMR GIR And Mimi Romance reviews are welcome.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Gir
Attraction by SoulxKeeper reviews
Ellis's having some strange encounters with the infected...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Twinkie Song by Dirge for the Dead reviews
Of course you love Twinkies, GIR. Now, will you sing a song about them for us? R/R
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Gir - Complete
Goodbye, Ms Bitters by InvaderJes11 reviews
Ms. Bitters, dead! Goofy little one-shot where the IZ crew and my OC's visit her grave. Kind of sappy, but not in a really sad way. Sorry you're not in it, Tessa, but it takes place before you come along. K plus for character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Pirates of the Cocoabean: Curse of the Bad Parody by poeismyhero reviews
No one is safe in the world of the Cocoabean! MWAHAHA! Yes, from Aflac ducks to failed heroics, I – poeismyhero – vow to create a parody that will have you ROFL before you can Twitter! Warning: character bashing - it’s a parody, people!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Wonderous Oneshots by The Familiar reviews
A selection of oneshots either too short or too plotless slash stupid to be given there own story.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Cold by piloneo reviews
Zim’s life has sunk to an all time low. Dib, in order to save the world, decides that he must help Zim understand all the complexities of emotions. While the two have their own little miniadventures, Zim starts remembering .full sum on chp.3.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
Ways to annoy Dib Membrane by Swobchi reviews
Have you ever got pissed at Dib? Are you a Zim fangirl, and hate Dib so much? Here's how you bug him! DISCLAIMER: Dib Membrane, Harry Potter, or Invader Zim don't belong to me! Harry Potter c J.K. Rowling Dib Membrane INvader Zim c Jhonen Vasquez
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Dib
And Still He Stood by tere moto the sentry reviews
Dib makes the ultimate sacrifice for Gaz, and now Gaz will never see her brother, or life, the same way again.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Hospital Jello by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim, nurse in training and alien invader is forced to care for the most annoying and stuborn humans in existance all the while gathering information for the Tallest to use in the coming invasion but will said annoying human foil all of Zim's plans?AU ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,688 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
One Girl by cucumber-san reviews
Can one girl turn 2D's world upside down? 2DNoodle Not good with summeries, please R&R!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Secret Santa by istoleyourpeppers reviews
The Gorillaz decide to do a secret santa activity. Murdoc has to give to 2D, Noodle to Russell and Russell to Murdoc. 2D has to give to Noodle, but, what happens when the gift is too much for him? 2DNoodle christmas gift...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Russel The Fat Man by GORILLAZLOVER reviews
Gorillaz version of Frosty The Snow Man
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Gorillaz: 2D The Blue Haired Idiot by GORILLAZLOVER reviews
A Gorillaz story, based on every one's favorite Christmas song....Rudolph The Red Nosed Riendeer!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Be Good to Me by StalkerDex reviews
[Gorillaz] Ok, it's cliche, I know, but here is a 2D and Noodle story. It takes place after Noodle's 18 birthday when strange feelings begin to stir within the blue headed singer and the Japanese Axe Princess...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,225 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
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Burning hearts reviews
Passion burns like a inferno, so maybe it's normal for a pyromaniac to look for love The pyros gender shall be revealed! Pyro/engie romance
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Engineer, Pyro
Rotting world, Pure soul reviews
Worlds can rot away, plants can die, and water can dry up. But a pure soul can last forever
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Dib
Unkillable reviews
Dib's down and out...his normal life and home taken from him...Things look bad..But what could meeting the right person do? T OC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dib, Zim
Twisted past
A happy guy? That's now...what about the day before their fateful meeting? A look into Ben's mind and past OC Read Unkillable first or this will make...minimal sense
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Dib - Complete
Echoside reviews
More that trash washes up on the shores of plastic beach. In fact, valuable things wash up their as well OC
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - 2D
Death is but a door reviews
Death is but a door. This simple statement has lived for years, but why? Maybe because it is truer than most people think. See, death is a part of life and something we all must do. So we all must walk through the door that is death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Dib
Sleep reviews
Sleep causes strange things. Dreams...... Nightmares....... Growth...... but what it also can change is your entire life. rated T for violence and cursing. OC
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hunter
Invaderzim interviews reviews
Just like the title says it is
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
A life well spent reviews
A one shot for my friend Starscream'sAngel. Zim's life after the truth
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Zim - Complete