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Joined 03-09-10, id: 2283078, Profile Updated: 03-25-11
Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Death Note, and Harry Potter.

I'm Hat, you can call me... Hat

Age: 345 next December (i'm a female time lord)

Location: A galaxy (is that a bit too vague?)

Star Sign: Sagittarus

Current obsesssion: MATCHMAKING!!

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 266 - Words: 90,134 - Reviews: 5490 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 7/23/2009
Wee Birdies Sing: Revelries of an English Export by SailingAwaySoftly reviews
A Bird in Flight Sequel. It's been five years since Hogwarts, and Rue Von Straussburg is loving her new job, despite a snarky manager. When an assignment leads her back to England, she finds herself running into the one bloke she could never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,678 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Oliver W., OC
Unwinding Time by sTk reviews
L has become interested in the Doctor. Time travel should not exist, but it does. He has found a recording from 1969 and interviews a man who has seen him. The story will contain both the 10th and 11th Doctor. What does L really want? To control time? o.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, L
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
When You're Forced To Marry by Tay2014babyy reviews
Taylor and Oliver use to be the best of friends,until Oliver turned into the pompous quidditch obsessed git he is today. Then one day fate gives them a twist. They're marriage has been planned since birth. Who will come out of this marriage alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Oliver W., OC
Blood and Tears by Flying Snowball Of Death reviews
When Dean and Sam are relaxing at La Push first beach they find a rather... unusual family. Years later, the family long forgotten Dean stumbles across this family. Are they all as bad as he thought?
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Dean W., Renesmee C./Nessie
Fifty Days by Sashocirrione reviews
L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,010 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Jelly Lurve by Cameo Vincenti reviews
In the midst of working on the the Kira case, L and company are faced with an even bigger problem; Japan has been overrun with floating jellyfish!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L, Light Y.
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
JxHQ: To Catch A Thief by princessebee reviews
A mysterious rash of Charlie Chaplin crimes are sweeping Gotham City and it seems they're designed to attract the attention of the Joker. Just who is behind them - and why? COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Four Seasons by Speedster at Heart reviews
Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon's rollercoaster of love, in just four seasons, and fifteen years. A winter of beginning, a spring of hint, a summer of bruises and a fall of trust.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Hunter F's Slave Patronage by Frosty252 reviews
A bounty hunter, mandalore infact runs a most interesting business. He captures and sells beings to be slaves. It's more of a SW Character in a fantasy realm. It does not follow the SW world, just a little Bondage, Domination, lemon, MasterSlave.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Star Light, Star Bright by gaia-of-earth reviews
Hermione Granger has to use the Time Turner again for her sixth year. One night she is attacked by Malfoy and the Time Turner breaks, throwing her back into the time of the Marauders. Completed, but Under Construction for improvement
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,904 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
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The Sense Saga reviews
The Joker has a job that needs doing. But he's an amazing criminal genius, he'll just employ a mad person to do it for him...but can even the Joker handle a group of mental OC assains? No warnings, just language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - The Joker
Short and Incredibly Sour reviews
i got the idea from a girl that does the same for another manga, but it is awesome...that's all i'll say
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
Primadonna Boy reviews
I think death note ought to have a sensible girl in it, to combat Misa. So here is Light when he finds a girl willing to help in which Misa wasn't. L is still alive! Please read and review. rating may go up in later chapters i'm not sure.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Light Y., Misa A.
Arkham Art reviews
Can Arkham get through even a simple art class without insident, the answer...NO, i think not. Harley Quinn and Poision Ivy friendship. OneShot, rated for violence and language
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete