The Illuminated Illusionist
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Joined 03-09-10, id: 2283584, Profile Updated: 01-18-18
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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Only Human by xsymnia-deactivated reviews
"Perfection, that's what he called himself." James Potter: Chaser, playboy, public relations nightmare. If Lily Evans can survive just one year as his publicist, she'll be rocketed into the Hall of Fame. But it won't be easy, nor will it be pleasant. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,865 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Perfect by SydneyLouWho reviews
She was a dead girl walking. tw: eating disorders and suicide
Wintergirls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
Professor Layton and the Case of LIVE by Seventh Sunset reviews
A mysterious killer is roaming the streets of London, and the Professor is asked to help catch her. After taking the case, he realizes he isn't dealing with an ordinary criminal. Now engaged in a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Layton must find the truth behind LIVE before it's too late. Because if he loses this game, he could lose everything. Special OC from DragonsAreFriends1.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Rose's Seven Sleeping Activities by alambil felicis reviews
Rose's seven sleeping activities as witnessed by Scorpius. Talking. Walking. Eating. Kicking. Groping. Sobbing. Smiling. And there's even a little pleasant surprise at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Worth Fighting For by bathtubblogger reviews
If you think about it, what is gum? Simply a mixture of rubber and sugars. Yet children get such a thrill at blowing up a bubble, until *pop*- A look at Alice and Frank's life, from their first meeting to their final and ultimate torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alice L., Frank L.
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Man of Unknown by Gypsy Silverleaf reviews
First fanfic of HP here, 'tis about an unknown man in Harry's life & that's all I'll give out! :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/4/1999
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Once More, With Feeling reviews
"Me, take dancing lessons from you? Are you quite alright?" In which Ginny finds out that Draco can't dance, and takes it upon herself to teach him, and just a few steps and a pair of tights later, they find themselves in the most unexpected of situations
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Of Books and Binding Spells reviews
"It's polite to help those you've shoved aside pick up their books." All Ginny wanted was for Draco to get off his high horse for once and help her, and now she's bound to the louse by her own spell gone awry. Wonderfull...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.