The Illuminated Illusionist
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Joined 03-09-10, id: 2283584, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, and welcome to my piece of the internet. Feel free to look around, admire, take a few photos, but don't. Touch. Anything (this means you).

Nah, go ahead, touch stuff! Poke stuff! (Such as a story)

...Wait! Before you roll your eyes and walk away, why don't I introduce myself...

An Introduction:

My name...well, for those of you who know it, there you go.

I'm (somewhere between 1 and 100) years old, and the type of person who has too many ideas for her (I am indeed female. Last time I checked) own good. I adore coffee, truly and dearly. There's something about it, that dark, steamy liquid, flavored with a shot of hazlenut syrup, cream and sugar, and all poured into a styrafoam cup that's just so...lovely . It also keeps me awake.

I write what I can, and when I can, I write. I try not to follow over-used plots, strive not to make any OC I may come up with a Mary Sue/Gary Stu, and hope my work makes you smile/cry/gasp/facepalm/dance/whathaveyou.


Harry Potter mostly

A Bit More: Feel Free to read, PM me, talk to me, stalk me, do anything to me! (Wait, that sounds a bit...heh) I'm fully open to constructive critisism, and if you leave a review with said constructive critisism, I promise I won't PM you ranting and raving how your mean and don't have an open mind and don't understand the point I'm trying to make (If you say my plot's confusing) and how everyone makes mistakes (If you point out grammar and/or spelling mistakes) and how you should pick on someone else and I'm gonna report you for abuse and blah blah blah and such. Did that comma-less sentence make you a bit dizzy? Then my goal has been achieved.


Well, that's just about it folks! *and there was much rejoicing*

Thanks for stopping by, reading, putting up with the things I've written for a cheap laugh and stuff. My fics are down there if you care to read.

Until Another Time

The Illuminated Illusionist

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Only Human by xsymnia-deactivated reviews
"Perfection, that's what he called himself." James Potter: Chaser, playboy, public relations nightmare. If Lily Evans can survive just one year as his publicist, she'll be rocketed into the Hall of Fame. But it won't be easy, nor will it be pleasant. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,865 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Perfect by SydneyLouWho reviews
She was a dead girl walking. tw: eating disorders and suicide
Wintergirls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
Professor Layton and the Case of LIVE by Seventh Sunset reviews
A mysterious killer is roaming the streets of London, and the Professor is asked to help catch her. After taking the case, he realizes he isn't dealing with an ordinary criminal. Now engaged in a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Layton must find the truth behind LIVE before it's too late. Because if he loses this game, he could lose everything. Special OC from DragonsAreFriends1.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Rose's Seven Sleeping Activities by alambil felicis reviews
Rose's seven sleeping activities as witnessed by Scorpius. Talking. Walking. Eating. Kicking. Groping. Sobbing. Smiling. And there's even a little pleasant surprise at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Dear, Sincerely, by Gwennie333 reviews
Little jokes using the 'dear blank, please blank' concept. Update every day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Worth Fighting For by bathtubblogger reviews
If you think about it, what is gum? Simply a mixture of rubber and sugars. Yet children get such a thrill at blowing up a bubble, until *pop*- A look at Alice and Frank's life, from their first meeting to their final and ultimate torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alice L., Frank L.
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Man of Unknown by Gypsy Silverleaf reviews
First fanfic of HP here, 'tis about an unknown man in Harry's life & that's all I'll give out! :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/1999
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Once More, With Feeling reviews
"Me, take dancing lessons from you? Are you quite alright?" In which Ginny finds out that Draco can't dance, and takes it upon herself to teach him, and just a few steps and a pair of tights later, they find themselves in the most unexpected of situations
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Of Books and Binding Spells reviews
"It's polite to help those you've shoved aside pick up their books." All Ginny wanted was for Draco to get off his high horse for once and help her, and now she's bound to the louse by her own spell gone awry. Wonderfull...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.