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Joined 03-09-10, id: 2283644, Profile Updated: 01-10-15
Author has written 27 stories for iCarly, and Victorious.

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Random Emailing by SeddieLUV reviews
Oh, Freddork. In this Seddie relationship, you are SO the girl. :D I'd call you...but I can't stand your face. So we'll email. Deal with it. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
drawn against a wall in blood by no white horse for me reviews
"The girl glances down at her hands and sees they are coated in blood. She wonders idly if they will ever be clean" angsty seddie one shot. heavily implied Creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDate Sam and Freddie New Previews by ccQTccQT reviews
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, PLEASE CLICK, ALL SEDDIERS, PLEASE READ. NOT A STORY, NOTICE ON SEDDIE : SO EXCITED. In my profile is the link for the iDate Sam and Freddie Sneak Peeks!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Special Lemonade by AJ1123 reviews
Carly's special lemonade seems to serve no other purpose than being disgusting, but can Sam and Freddie find another? -Seddie-
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Boy and a Blonde by thewritershand reviews
The boundary between friend and lover is blurred one summer night at a park. Involves swimming, stripping, and hand-holding. Seddie one-shot; highly descriptive.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Foot Doctors Are Almost As Bad As Dentists by Virgoleo23 reviews
Of trampolines and extension cords, of tattoos and skeletons, of podiatrists and lasers. Sam injures her foot and goes to the foot...doctor dude person. Little does she know he already knows about her...from her 'archenemy'. Pssh, yeah right. T for lang.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iPsychic by abracadabra94 reviews
Freddie Benson has a secret. He can read minds. But there's one person whose mind he can't read, and it's driving him crazy. A Seddie multi-chapter fic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,465 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Mock Parody Of Almost Every Seddie Story by PhantoMunk reviews
I set out late one night to write a terrible mock Seddie story. This is that story. Whoo, Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Pink Bedroom by littledaybreaker reviews
In retrospect, Sam thought, maybe it was time to stop doing things with Freddie just to get them over with. Implied Seddie, teenage pregnancy, mild innuendo, all that fun stuff within.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iHate Valentine's Day by abracadabra94 reviews
"The whole day is nothing but mushy couples and people crying when they expect too much and end up disappointed. I think I might just go home now, before it gets really bad." Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Reasons Twilight COMPLETELY SUCKS by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
A safe Haven for People With a Brain. Do not read if you like Twilight. I'm so serious. This is pure HATE of the series. You will laugh, you will nod in approval, and you will smile. That is, if you have a brain. Come see how awful Twilight really is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
iMoved Back by KatyElaineDane reviews
Freddie had told Sam that he loved her, Sam ran scared and caused one of the biggest fights between them. Now, 4 years later Sam moves back and she's a bit different. Freddie wants Sam to feel the pain she caused him when she left. How far is too far?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,628 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Top Ten Things I Can't Stand About Freddie Benson by xbRiDgEtx319x reviews
Sam writes a list. And hopes Freddie doesn't find it... Rated T for language!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Twisted by BeautifulDreamer.x reviews
Sam and Freddie end up in an intense game of twister... together... alone. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Her Story by ThoughtsUnwritten reviews
First fanfic D... just a random thought from Sam's pov...
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sam P.
Viva la Gloria Little girl by Seddielovergrl reviews
No matter how I separate myself, it will always comeback to haunt me… So I will separate myself in the easiest, simplest way. And nothing of me will remain. One sided Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
iBlurt Out That I Love Her by RunningInTheRainx reviews
During iCarly, Freddie and Sam get into a fight, again. But this fight is differnt, this is the fight that brought them together. "You know what, Puckett?"- "What Benson?"- "I love you!". Seddie, one-shot. R&R
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Twins by LovelyLittleSeddie reviews
Sam was thinking about twins. And she thought Freddie should know that. Just something I came up with quickly. It's just fluff, I guess.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Average Girl by Alexandra Shinai reviews
Songfic to Emily Osment's "Average Girl". It's Valentine's Day, and Sam discovers Freddie is now dating Carly. She wants revenge but doesn't want to see them together. Rated T for suicide. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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Unrestricted reviews
With Carly gone to Italy, a miserable Sam resumes her old habits, no longer tied down by her good-influencing friend. When she gets herself into deep trouble, someone decides to step in and take Carly's place. SEDDIE. T for drinking, language, drugs, ect.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Violet Walls reviews
"The walls speak in slow whispers. I remember wanted to paint them black but we settled on deep violet. Yet violet is so similar to violence." A short but extremely angsty Jori one-shot. Give it a click, I assure you will like what you read. Reviews Love.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Slinkers reviews
After a huge fight, Sam's cat, Slinkers, and Freddie somehow switch bodies. Now it's going to take all of them and a little patience to get Freddie back in his body. Seddie for sure.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Cliché: The Seddie Story reviews
Tired of those over-used, unoriginal story plots? Well, inside is the most hilarious collection of one-shots poking fun at the most cliché Seddie stories ever to appear on Fanfic! Enjoy!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
For the Sake of Family reviews
"What do the two blue lines mean Fredward?" "It means we made a mistake Sam. A BIG mistake." This is not your average pregnancy story. Follow along all the twists and turns as Sam and Freddie write the next chapter of their lives: parenthood.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Moon Slaves reviews
"I was bitten. Now I am a slave to the moon. I don't want to hurt them but how can I control myself as the beast? But HE has an idea. A CURE. A hope." Seddie. T for violence and werewolf action.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Better Choice reviews
"It was mistake to let him walk out of my life so easily. I should've tried harder to stop him. Freddie was definatly the better choice." Sad one-shot. T for violence and slight language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Laughing in the Rain reviews
Probably the saddest story you will ever read. Sam has one more request from Freddie before she dies. K For mild violence/character death and depressing plot R&R please.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Monster Ate My Soup reviews
The history behind Sam's dream of a monster eating her soup. A little sad one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam P. - Complete
When You're Gone reviews
Freddie finds a note from Sam. But by then, it was too late. Not a happy one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Compromise reviews
It starts with words, it always does. Then words turn nasty and fights start. Now we find ourselves in the snow, but no words are spoken...for now. T for mild language. Seddie...kinda...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Perfect Fatcake reviews
Sam finds the "Perfect Fatcake" and Freddie decides to play a little prank on her. He pays dearly for it, of course, but it was totally worth it. SUPER AWESOME SEDDIE FLUFF! One-shot
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
No More reviews
"Why did you do it?" Sam croaked, fighting back sobs that wanted so badly to tear from her lungs. "Sam I thought…I thought you knew what was going on." Carly said. Angsty one-shot Seddie fic.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sam P. - Complete
No One Gets Left Behind reviews
But deep in my heart, I still have that wish. That wish that maybe someday, my friends will come back to me.I hope that someday they will realize that nobody gets left behind.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iJoin The Front Lines Rewrite reviews
Sam is drafted into the Marine Corps unwillingly and forced to do something she's not ready for. Can she save herself or will she be killed? SEDDIE SEDDIE SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
That Ain't Nothing to be Ashamed of Darlin' reviews
Sam was always proud of her blue eyes, shunning those with "boring" brown ones. Until Freddie finds something intersting about Sam. Implied Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby reviews
We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said "I'll love her till I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby Song fic to Whiskey Lullaby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Creatures of The Night reviews
There are many tales and stories about werewolves, but most of those are fake. Warewolves are not caused by a bite. No, werewolves are chosen. I was chosen two months ago and I must say, it's been one wild ride. A Seddie story.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
S p a c e s reviews
Dragging her feet and heart every day. Pushing herself beyond the limit. Spilling over and falling again, she kept getting up. But one day, she couldn't push herself anymore. She plummeted d o w n. S p i r a l i n g.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
Blind reviews
I just shrugged it off as another jerk face relationship that would never last and that Sam would finally realize that I loved her. Guess how wrong I was.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Carnival Games reviews
It was just an abandoned Carnival right? Totally innocent. Except the fact that four teenagers were mysteriously killed there last night. And we get to spend the entire night there because of Sam and Freddie's betting habbits. Greaaat...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Stuffed Tiger reviews
When you look in Samantha Puckett's room, you'll see many things. But if you'll notice the stuffed tiger on the shelf, it has witnessed the life and death of Samantha Puckett. PLEASE READ. Oh and review,those are good too. My best one-shot so far.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
iSee the Apocalypse reviews
They were everywhere. There was no warning. There was no telling. They just came. Shuffling through cities, destroying everything. We didn't know. We couldn't tell. It just happened. It was every man for himself. Kill or be killed, and eaten.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iWent to Far reviews
Freddie is sick of all the pranks that Sam plays on him and wants to get even. What happens when the prank backfires? Hello Pay back. Seddiekinz.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iJoin The Front Lines reviews
When twenty-four year old Sam joins the Army, she is one of 15 special soldiers sent to the front lines. What happens when she is teamed up with an old friend? *Seddie* T- for violence
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iWas Kidnapped reviews
Sam and Freddie's daughter Jennette is kidnapped. How far will Jennette go to get her back home to her parents? Obviously Seddie because they're married and stuff.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iAm Abused reviews
Sam's abusive mother is getting worse and is making it even harder for Sam to keep her injuries hidden. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete