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Joined 10-21-00, id: 22840, Profile Updated: 07-07-11
Author has written 41 stories for Animorphs, StarTrek: Voyager, Red Dwarf, Pinky and the Brain, Roswell, Stargate: SG-1, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Files, Doctor Who, Firefly, and Dark Angel.

After the so-called site upgrade of March 22, I was forced to delete several fics that were magically converted into unholy block paragraphs of doom. They can still be found on my website, as can many other fics that I've neglected to share here. I promise clean, easy-to-read formatting and some fun additional features if you'd like to come visit.

Note: Due to a plagiarist who has brazenly stolen ten of my stories and posted them to this archive, with no action on the part of the site maintainers despite numerous pleas to have this situation investigated, I will no longer be posting new work to this archive. Please use google to find my website, my AO3 account, and my LiveJournal.

Fanfiction is pretty important to me. I majored in literature before circumstances forced me into the most non-literary job on Earth, so I depend on this little hobby to give my life meaning. I like to experiment with a wide variety of genres, and am happiest when I'm turning a classic cliche on its ear.

My favorite fandoms to write include Stargate SG-1, Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Roswell, Firefly, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, X-Files, X-Men, and Animorphs. My viewing and reading habits also include Doctor Who, Dark Angel, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Red Dwarf, Andromeda, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings. It probably goes without saying that I have a strong preference for sci-fi and fantasy. As for my 'ships, I like to stick with pairings established in canon, including those trapped in perpetual UST by their creators. I also love to explore minor characters in greater depth, especially in the Star Trek universe.

For more of my fanfiction, please visit my website, which at last count includes 150 fics, with nine full length novels among them. I've also dabbled with the other fannish arts, such as LJ icons, wallpapers, and fan vids.

My OTP is Daniel/Vala (Stargate SG-1).

Outside of fanfiction (and I highly recommend reading something other than fanfic every now and again), my favorite authors include Douglas Adams, Hal Clement, Terry Pratchett, Larry Niven, Poul Anderson, Frederik Pohl, Isaac Asimov, Andre Dubus, Edward Bowen, Joe Palmer, Mark Twain, Christopher Golden, Peter David, and Christie Golden.

While creative writing is my first passion, my other interests include mesoamerican archaeology, cephalopods, trilobites, horse racing, picking up hitchhikers, and making unflattering screencaps of David DeLuise.

Phasers on stun and don't forget your towel!

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Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Tears Are The Best Mascara by Mrowrkat98 reviews
Rachel has conflicts. She's expected to be perfect, to always win, to be brave when no one else is. Steryotypes win out when it comes to her normal life, but she wants one more thing... just one more thing to be normal.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007
Mostly Harmless by Rainne reviews
That's right, a SpiderMan 2 Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. What if there was more than one visitor on Earth that knew it was going to be demolished? What if that visitor thought Otto Octavius was someone or something he wasn't?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
It Has Always Been You by htbthomas reviews
Movieverse. Peter and MJ's first days together after SM2, and the reactions of everyone around them to their new relationship. COMPLETE.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Delicate by Eurydice11 reviews
Set in S4 right after Oz leaves Willow. Willow takes a chance and goes after Oz in a vain attempt to try and reconcile, only to run into a rogue demon hunter who isn't willing to see her hurt any more. Wesley&Willow - Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Willow R., Wesley W. - Complete
Peculiar Institution by Dreamwhisper reviews
A/U Earth has been conquered, but the humans aren't completely pacified. The Tallest have a plan to fix this --- they hope....
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003
Kleines Mädchen hat verloren by Kethlyn reviews
Chapter 11 added! Pre X2. A little girl finds refuge in Nightcrawler's own refuge in Boston. Not a Mary Sue. Just a story of what Kurt might have done before he met the Xmen. ON HAITUS DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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Badfic Pete and the Temple of Doom reviews
Sent to P4X524 to recover a mysterious artifact from an ancient alien temple, SG1 takes along a fifth member: Pete Shanahan. Not intentional badfic, but the insertion of a typical badfic character into an otherwise canon setting. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Verse That Was reviews
When Serenity visits Inara's former home, the crew gets hired for an unusual job. Firefly. Action Gen 4,936 words.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Badfic Pete's Outer Space Adventure reviews
Meddling in the love life of an Emergency Medical Hologram is never easy, but fortunately Tom Paris finds a willing ally in Vala Mal Doran. Crossover crackfic for Star Trek Voyager and Stargate SG-1. Humor EMH/7 P/T D/V S/J 3,314 words.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Doctor, Seven of Nine - Complete
Distractions reviews
An important translation has Daniel puzzled, while Vala shows off a new addition to her wardrobe. Fluff/Vignette. D/V 1,309 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Skin Hunger reviews
The longing comes to an end for Max and Logan when they finally find a doctor who can cure the virus. Romance. 800 words.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Max, Logan C./Eyes Only - Complete
Boiling Over reviews
While arranging a job, Mal finds Inara's red dress all manner of distracting. Firefly. Romance Mal/Inara 820 words.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Bad Wolf Bay reviews
Rose Tyler watches the ocean, and thinks of her Doctor. Post Doomsday. Spoilers for Series Two. Angst/Romance Ten/Rose 693 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Return to Xanadu reviews
Daniel and Vala are caught off guard by a cliche when, three years after the initial mining negotiations, SG1 returns to P3X427. Stargate SG1 DramaHumorRomance. DV SJ 27,959 words. Written May 2007.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Causality reviews
An episode tag for Departure, featuring the friendship between Liz and Kyle. Roswell. DramaVignette. Gen. 966 words. Written April 2007.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
A look at Daniel's thoughts from Prometheus Unbound through Beachhead. Stargate SG1 DramaVignette. DV 640 words. Written June 2007.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Passion's Course reviews
Musing on the relationship between Daniel Jackson and Vala Mal Doran. Stargate SG1. Poetry. DV 30 words. Written April 2007.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Jaunt to Paradise reviews
A stargate malfunction strands Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter in a cliché. Stargate SG1 ActionRomance. SJ 12,077 words. Written in May 2007.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
In The Room reviews
The usual short episode addition for Divide and Conquer, because everyone does one. Yep, it's that missing scene. Stargate SG1. Episode Tag, Romantic Angst. SJ UST 878 words. Written September 2006.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Badfic Pete Meets the FBI reviews
Is there a little more to Agent Scully's blind date than meets the eye? Not intentional badfic, but rather the insertion of a typical badfic character into an otherwise canon setting. XFiles with a dash of Stargate SG1. Comedy MS UST 3,402 words.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Kite String reviews
Kennedy's something of a spoiled brat, but that's a good thing. A look at Kennedy's unique role in the fight against the First. Seventh season. WK 23,397 words.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Willow R., Kennedy - Complete
Never Say Die reviews
Jack's struggling with the news he's always dreaded, but fortunately Carter's more than a match for Ba'al. Set during the eighth season. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Years Ago reviews
The completely expected, utterly irresistible, absolutely predictable episode tag to Threads. SJ Fluff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Rat reviews
Liz contemplates her loss in a stream of consciousness episode tag for Chant Down Babylon. Dreamer.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Almost Slayer reviews
One girl stands in the hellmouth and awaits the birth of her power. Does this potential belong?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
A Chip, A Trigger, A Soul And My Heart reviews
A more spuffycentric version of season seven that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike canon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Redemption reviews
An episode tag to Four Aliens and a Baby. Tess has a decision to make. Is it the right one?
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Xanadu reviews
The team goes offworld to take care of some mining negotiations, only to meet with an unanticipated challenge. Will SG1 be the same after visiting P3X427? SJ 35,027 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Blindsided reviews
Faith thought she had a pretty good handle on what life had to offer. She didn't expect this. Post Chosen. FaithWood
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Faith L. - Complete
A Four Letter Word For Untimely reviews
General O'Neill and Colonel Carter take time out from saving the world to go on a double date. Humor. Fluff. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Thirty Six Hours reviews
The captain and first officer leave the ship together. What could go wrong? Not new, just new to ffnet. JC
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
One and All reviews
The crew tangles with the Borg and experiences a new kind of closeness. This has actually been up on my site since March but I didn't get around to reformatting it for ffnet until September. JC PT VoCa
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Explanations reviews
A look into the mind of Tess Harding, the deposed queen of Antar. A short character study. Major spoilers.
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
Eclipsed reviews
The EMH keeps a secret from the rest of the crew. AU spun from Course Oblivion. Scifi Drama. JC EMH7 PT NeNi 26,582 words.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
The Hard Choices reviews
Captain Janeway and Lieutenant Paris run into serious trouble on an away mission. This story highlights the friendship between the two. It does not depict them as a romantic couple. J&P JC PT
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
Ripple Effect reviews
Two animated laboratory mice try to take over the Federation Starship Voyager.
Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Kessel Run reviews
Tom Paris meets his match. PT
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Institutionalized reviews
After the events of Endgame, Janeway isn't exactly made an admiral for her actions. AU from the post series novels. JC
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Vulcans Don't Blush reviews
The crew of Voyager adjusts to life in the Delta Quadrant, but life proves far from dull when one of their own is kidnapped. Vorik takes center stage, with pairings including JC, PT, EMH7, KWe, WiG, and VoCam.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Vorik - Complete
House Call reviews
Finally back in the Alpha Quadrant, Kathryn Janeway has time to catch a cold. Pretty much plot free. JC.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2004 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Three Anniversaries reviews
Ensign Samantha Wildman must deal with the consequences of an affair with Lieutenant Joe Carey.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003 - S. Wildman, J. Carey - Complete
Glacier reviews
Chakotay crashes another shuttle.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2003 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Ceremony reviews
Chakotay's new bride is a blonde ensign. An alien ambassador takes a liking to the captain. Hijinks ensue. JC
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Three Million Light Years Into Deep Space reviews
Dave Lister handled his situation pretty well, considering. Would other sci-fi heroes fare as well? What if the ambitious Kathryn Janeway, instead of being born in the Star Trek universe, found herself in Lister's place on Red Dwarf?
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Complete
Tank Top Temptation reviews
Environmental controls are offline again.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Misconception reviews
Chakotay has a memory problem JC
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
The Order reviews
A different ending for the Animorphs. This breaks with continuity after 45, as it was written prior to the release of 46. It is therefore technically AU.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,620 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2001 - Published: 10/22/2000 - Complete