Phantomess of the Opera
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Joined 06-13-02, id: 228438, Profile Updated: 10-21-09
Author has written 14 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Hellsing.

The Phantomess is totally and completely insane. (Just read one of her fics) She has a very spoiled little black cat, and likes to coerce her favourite characters into doing random and innane fanfics for her and others amusement. No one knows why her pet obsessions haven't ganged up and destroyed her for their humiliations yet.

"Pity in the man's house!"

I hereby apologize to Raoul and Chrsitine for having been rather unfair to them in my youth. I still think they're rather dumb, but they don't deserve all of the utter hell they are subjected to!

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Slightly Out of Context reviews
A phan of the movie somehow gets stuck in Leroux's novel. Unfortunately for her, the book isn't as pretty as the movie. Raoul isn't a jerk, and Erik isn't harmless.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Erik
Sue Me! reviews
Join our lovely and practically perfect heroine Bunny Sue as she helps to instruct phans everywhere what is needed for 'good' phan phic!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Erik
Scooby Doo Meets the Phantom of the Opera reviews
The cast of Scooby Doo is tossed into the roles of Phantom, and poor Erik not only has to deal with that, but with a demented author that likes to make cameos.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Erik - Complete
Exchange Program reviews
BatmanHellsing crossover. What would happen if the two coolest butlers in the world changed places for a little bit? When Walter and Alfred switch jobs for a few weeks how will their employers ever cope?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2007
Phlavor of Love reviews
Yes, we all know the scary little show on VH1. Well now it's being done with horribly stereotypical phans. And, of course, the Phantomess is right there to try and keep everything running smoothly, & try to keep Erik from punjabbing his adoring admirers
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Erik, Erik
Phantom Phight reviews
Finally it's finished. You may now read the entire Phight from beginning to end!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Erik, Erik - Complete
Mountain Dew reviews
In this short piece I have attempted to answer that question which has baffled Mizzies. Namely: What would happen if Les Amis found a case of Mountain Dew?
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2004
the Writes of Man reviews
The Author invites a co-author to join her in her fic. Picard gets some advice from Guinan on how to get rid of them.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
Data Horror Holoimage Show reviews
Data's family in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Something just a little bit insane for Halloween.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Data
Phunky reviews
Ok, we'll try this again. I think I have the problem fixed. Raoul is a Gangsta, Christine's a Valley Girl, Erik's stuck in the middle. Poor thing. Special appearance by Carlotta as the drag queen.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phantomclause reviews
The Phantomess that's me gets Erik to be a mall Santa for a day. Really cheesy ending, and some nice holiday phun.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Erik - Complete
Chicken Soup for Enjolras reviews
Poor Enjolras has the flu. Grantaire decides he needs to move in and take care of his friend by making him some of Mama Grantaire's World Famous Chicken Soup. Except, it doesn't exactly work out like Grantaire had hoped.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
POTO on Space Ghost reviews
Um, yeah. This is what happenes at 2 am after I've been watching Space Ghost. Have mercy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2002
Chateaux de l'Aire reviews
everyone's favourite drunk, meets everyones favourite nonsensical poet. Sort of a Grantaire version of Green Eggs and Ham.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2002