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Lets try that again... Hello! Currently rewriting my profile and such.. Not really.
...I'll get around to it eventually.

3/3/11 - Hey, all...Um...Not really sure what to say besides 'sorry'...I might be able to alert/favorite your stories and maybe (Big maybe) be able to review them, but for now I probably wont be able to reply to any of your messages...(Like I really have been lately -_-;) I am so sorry!
5/30/11 - Well! Looks like I'm back...For now. I have a joint account with one of my friends, but she refuses to let me say the accounts name or who she is. (Pfft...I heart you any ways, love.)
8/4/11 - Oh, wow. Has it really been that long? I'm currently abroad so I can not respond to any messages right now.. I shouldn't even have logged in on my FF account xD! This someone else's computer so I'll have to.. Delete cookies and history and such afterwards. But anyway.. I should be back soon. Don't have an exact date but almost everything is repacked. Au Revoir! (It's already 4:00 A.M here... Can't tell if it's jet lag or just my usual sleeping schedule that is keeping me up.)

I just thought
'It's a lettuce!'
But I was wrong. /)
It's my daddy. (6w6 )

'IT'S OKEY!! I'M AMERICAN!!' (No I'm not. -Shot-) So...'Jolly good, ol' chap. I'm English'? Yeah..It'll catch on.

Well, enough about me..How you doin'? -Wiggly Iggy eyebrows-

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Hetalia's Nightmare Before Christmas by XionAmmy reviews
Alfred LOVES Halloween. But when one of his favorite Halloween movies comes to life and starts targeting him and his friends, can he team up with Jack to save the day? Will he ever see his friends again? Rated for saftey and not-so-mild language.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Jack S., America
Exquisite Surrender by superlabelgirl reviews
In the midst of his murder, Equius reflects on his life, and why nothing has ever felt quite like dying. Long Equius headspace fic. Rated T for violence, abuse, D/s themes. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Equius Z. - Complete
Australia's Memoirs WWI by T.Doh reviews
It was finally his chance to prove himself, as a real country. But as Australia had always said, when the going gets tough, you stick with the rough. rated T for extreme potty mouth, y'know the drill... If you're curse-sensetive, retain a safe disance!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Australia, England/Britain - Complete
I Wanna Be Your Dog by Joanie Dark reviews
An accident killing Nepeta left Equius a shell of a troll, and he was placed into Gamzee's posession to keep him from doing anything drastic. However, as the slime starts to run low, Gamzee's disposition starts to change. Rated M for character death
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Equius Z., Gamzee M. - Complete
Fill the Void by obsessedStuck reviews
Equius is shocked to see Nepeta in his dream bubble.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
L What If Parody by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
Little Toma Riding Hood by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
Grandmano!Romano, Woodsman!Spain, Wolf!Netherlands, and Riding Hood!Belgium are all having a cracky time in a loose adaptation of the Grimm's Little Red Riding Hood! AU, total crack. T for nipple ejaculation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tails of the Sea by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
Vash, a merman, saves Prince Kiku from drowning at the sea. What was lust for Kiku's human form quickly turned to love as he painfully endures being mortal for the sake of being with the Asian prince. Though his body is from the sea, his heart is for Kiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Switzerland, Japan - Complete
Momentum by katamari-jedi reviews
A chance meeting brings two people together in a strange world of exotic creatures and death-defying acts. De-anon from the kinkmeme for the prompt "kinky bondage". Giripan, with mentions of Turkey, Egypt, aly & France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - [Japan, Greece] Turkey - Complete
Piratestuck! by CrowCake reviews
Tavros was once a little boy with a big destiny. Human Pirate AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Dear Sister by thatsiciliankid reviews
A short little one-shot in Nyotalia!Belarus' PoV about his one-sided love for also Nyotalia! Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
The Walk by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Kiku never thought he could love anything but his tablet, and the heroine of whatever eroge he was playing, but then he met the hunky gorgeous art museum employee. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The bodyguard by marielitaaa reviews
Love can hinder the job of a bodyguard. Kiku has a strong conviction, but his self-restraint is tested. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,416 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
My Blood Is The Blood Of Many by Number1PixarFan reviews
The Allies have almost won WWII. But America still must take down the final Axis Power, Japan, and what he does he will forever regret. This is about two cities called Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Rated for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Tortured Souls by cirquegirl81 reviews
Japan would die for Italy. Maybe that's just what he'll have to do in order to keep Italy alive for a little longer. full summary inside, human names used. Rated T for violence, cussing, and kidnapping. Other couples included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
April's fools by Darkblacklily reviews
It's April's fools and the Bad Touch Trio are going to- Wait... What? They have hangovers? Who will have the grave duty of stripping all the nations now? Good luck America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - America, Parallel America - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
I'm WHO? by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Yup, England does something stupid again. This time, he turns Germany into a child! It would be extremely funny if it hadn't been for one small problem...and it's not that he can't turn back to normal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Magic Trick by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Resolutions by Miss Macabre Grey reviews
As the new year approaches and Italy, Germany and Japan face complications with weather, the two decide the best solution is to have themselves meet at the anti-social Swiss' house to spend the holiday. Swiss/Sushi, side GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Switzerland, Japan
Mistletoe? by MyFearOfFalling reviews
CRACK. Alfred finds an old mistletoe decoration, and decides to torture Kiku and Arthur with it. OHFUN. Sorry if some of it makes no sense. It's like, 2:30 am. Rated T because T rating's for the cool kids 8D ...That, and the ending. DERP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Swords by NekoKiku of Love reviews
When given orders by his boss, Prussia goes off to the Land Of the Rising Sun with his brother to deliver a letter. While there the Prussian develops a crush on the Asian nation. Gilbert x Kiku
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Better Than a Cat by Tsubame-go reviews
For once, he's having trouble sleeping. Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Greece, Japan
One Hundred Reminders for Grell Sutcliffe by A Perfect Devil reviews
A comprehensive, detailed list of one hundred things Grell Sutcliffe is not allowed to do.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Grell S. - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by Shatterdoll reviews
In the end they all knew that only one of them could be the Pretty Pretty Princess. Pure shameless crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Puritannical Bullsht by CaladriaHaru reviews
Modern day high school cafeteria setting. Ciel is annoyed by a creepy black-haired lunch lady man, embarrassed by his Auntie, and harassed by Alois Trancy who wants some help with his English lit homework. Cracky but enlightening. :
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
The Hunger by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
The animal growled and went for his throat; Matt didn't think and simply thrust the gun in front of him, pulling the trigger–-Matt is attacked by an animal one night and begins to exhibit strange behavior...Mello just doesn't know if he can kill him in the end. -M for a little gore and other things. Got to be safe :)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
His Gardener, So Mistreated by Ticket to the Circus reviews
Elizabeth has put Finny in a situation where he has to run around dressed as a girl in search of his own clothes. But the guys seem to think he is a very pretty girl. What's Finny to do? His S-D coach never taught him how to handle situations like this!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Finnian - Complete
At the Carnival by CaladriaHaru reviews
Ciel is holding a charity carnival for some PR but there are others who are interesting in playing a "game" with the Earl of Phantomhive.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Ryuk Returns by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk, once again bored in the Shinigami world, enters into bet, involving dropping his Death Note once more. When an average girl in Canada picks it up, hilarity and horrifics insue. **no it will not be a romance** READ and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Faithfully by Atreyl reviews
All eyes are on him. Matt tries not to start hyperventilating as the sound of a zipper being undone sounds loudly in the room.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Matt - Complete
Café by Your Silver Lining reviews
It was bad enough to lose his job, apartment and all of his money on the same day; but now he has to deal with this goddamn redhead. Why the hell does he care about the stupid floor? It's only linoleum. Mello just wanted his coffee dammit! AU Matt x Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Matt, Mello
Hero Sneakers by lostlikeme reviews
I still haven't figured out exactly what a faggot is, but I know it's not good and that kids laugh at you when you get called one, and I know that me and Mattie definitely ain't one—whatever it is. A F/A/C/E family oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Roles Reversed by Atreyl reviews
My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,488 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I was made for loving you by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
He saw a tuft of red hair emerging from an old page representing some young boys gathered in front of a screen in Wammy's common room waiting to talk to L. "Hey, Mister Obata!" the small creature called, jumping out of the case and standing on the desk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Eleven by Atreyl reviews
As he faces death, he starts counting. One...two...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Sketches by DarthxInvader reviews
"The problem is," she stated with a short pause, "That I don't think I have a picture of just Mello. Every time I sketched him Matt was also in the picture" Aizawa and Mogi come to pick up the drawings of Mello and Near, but who is this secret Matt?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Because I Hate You by Glalie773 reviews
"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sim by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'Hey Mello, what size are you' Matt called out to him from his computer. Matt had been shouting out questions all morning as well,but only that one made him pause midway to a sip of tea. 'My.. my what' Mello muttered darkly. 'You know, bra size'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
Weaving Stars by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*China, ChibiJapan, ChibiKorea - Japan, Germany, Italy* Tanabata story. Long long ago, China shared this tale with a young Japan. Many years later, it is time for Japan to share this story with others, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - China, Japan - Complete
Ginkgos In Autumn by Measured reviews
AU. Kiku finds a stray on his doorstep. Nekomata Greece/Onmyouji Japan in the Heian era.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Reckless Abandon by Phantom Gypsy reviews
"Y'know, your belt buckle makes this really uncomfortable," Matt said, shifting his head from side to side, seemingly oblivious that he was practically lying on Mello's crotch. Mello, however, was painfully aware of the fact. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bathtime oO by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
Mello Talks with Cleverbot by Darkfire359 reviews
Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: House by Atreyl reviews
Matt and Mello are playing house. Of course, this is a totally innocent game, right? Wrong.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Truth Or Lick by Axcent reviews
The pool is a good place to gain access to boy's elbows. They can't lick them themselves, someone has to do it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Good Fortune by ArixaBell reviews
Pure fluff Japan/China sidestory to Second Chance. Written for Hikari Kame, Second Chance's 200th reviewer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
Evil Angel by blackfrost08 reviews
Light becomes a god of death, and strange feelings rise within him. LxLightxL Yaoi. Rated "t" for stong themes. will be very diferent fom the manga/anime, i just felt like making it like that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Love You! by x00 reviews
AU. Light was still recovering from getting L as an English teacher when B comes along with memories best forgotten, and their troubles aren't over when a Death Note gets mixed into the fray! LxLight, kid!B. Lighthearted fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Stereotype by Atreyl reviews
Matt's bored one day when a thought crosses his mind: he, Mello, Near, L, Light, and Misa were all born to defy stereotypes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Cake is a Lie by swim4life4ever reviews
"The cake is a lie...." L plays Portal, enough said. Crackfic Oneshot OOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by PaperMasque reviews
Today sucked. Let's go eavesdrop on Matt and Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Matt, Near - Complete
It's Just War by pedosmile reviews
Maybe if little baby Italy had ever known of Greece, had ever known what was done to him, then he would know that Greece... he couldn't be broken so easily. -- WWII Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Onstage Rivalry by Atreyl reviews
Between the ages of eleven and twelve, Matt, Mello and Near perform a skit in hopes of entertaining L. Along the way, though, the starts of a love triangle is born.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Haunted House by Atreyl reviews
At thirteen, Mello gets the brilliant idea of visiting a haunted house, but things do not end as expected.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Monster Under My Bed by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
I could hear them every night, crawling, groaning. I imagined their furry bodies, yellow eyes with goat-like pupils, and fangs poking out of their mouth, and I could even guess they were multicoloured. What Muppets do to a four years old child... MATT POV
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: First Impressions by Atreyl reviews
There's a new kid at school, and seven-year-old Mello wants to be friends with him badly. But the new kid turns out to be weird. He wears goggles! Why would he do that? He would be hiding the most beautiful eyes Mello had ever seen.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: The Chocolate Incident by Atreyl reviews
It's a beautiful morning at Whammy's. Until Mello wakes up, that is, to find that someone's messed with his chocolate. And all fingers seem to be pointing to a certain ten-year-old gamer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
50 Fun Facts Sebastian has Learned About Humanity by A Perfect Devil reviews
A comprehensive list of various bits and pieces of knowledge Sebastian has scraped off the bone of hilarity. Contains some sexual references as well as mentions of sweet delicious cannibalism.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Tan by OrigamiPaperAngel reviews
. "Say," said the man to Japan, "I think you need a tan." A silly little poem fic featuring Japan, America, and Canada, with mentions of other characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, Japan
A Childhood Fairytale: Bully by Atreyl reviews
Someone broke Matt's goggles. It's up to a nine-year-old Mello to beat the crap out of whoever it was.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: First Pet by Atreyl reviews
Six years old: Matt gets his first pet. He's elated. Mello? Not so much. Especially after he finds out what Matt's pet is.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Childhood Fairytale: Hugs, Kisses, and Hippies by Atreyl reviews
A four-year-old Matt wanted a lot of things: for Mello to hug him, to touch Mello's soft hair, and most importantly, to meet a hippie.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
First Time by Obsessed Authoress reviews
Japan notes that most of his new experiences seem to revolve around Italy. This somewhat concerns him, because he can't decide whether that's a good thing, or a bad thing... JapanxItaly ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Discretion Simply Isn't French by InvalidData reviews
All Kiku wanted to do was ignore François and get through the class without being groped, or at least be groped discretely… Too bad discretion isn’t French… Oneshot, France/Japan, PWP, Real names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - France, Japan - Complete
Friends by Lady Misaii reviews
Yao had known him in a different era, a different time setting, where the man ran on pure wealth and power. A part of him, however, has Yao puzzled.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - China, Turkey
The Smell of Decay by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
America walked into his home, the party to celebrate the end of the Cold War silent but for music. Rather than the joy of friends partying meeting his eyes, he saw them all dead. M for violence/blood/death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Hiwhatchi? by genericnamehere reviews
America Japan friendship - America takes Japan to a Japanese steakhouse. It doesn't really go as planned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Black Butler Fandom Drinking Game by A Perfect Devil reviews
You created fandom cliques, mary sues and over all defied logic and canon- so heres a drinking game, just for you! Please note that I am not responsible of you dieing from alchohol poisoning from palying this game. Drink safely.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
To Those Who May Never Become Kings by HopelessOsaka reviews
Greece/Japan. Kiku and Heracles spend the afternoon lazing on the hillside of a park, musing of kites in the sky, of Apollo and a Spartan prince, of how deeply Kiku fears holding fragile things, and of women.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Fool's Suspicion by Cat In My Fridge reviews
As irony will have it, sometimes the most obvious is evident only to the most oblivious. Sebastian/Ciel and Bard/Finnian implied. Side story to 'But a Humble Servant', but can stand on its own.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Baldroy, Finnian - Complete
Jelly Doughnuts by BeyondTheBirthdayParty reviews
Naomi tries to be better friends with Ryuzaki, and who doesn't like Jam doughnuts?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naomi M., BB - Complete
Nightmare! by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. Light and L are in a competition for something. Matt, Mello and Near sure are some pervs... What's with the maid's outfit and the kinky chain! LightxL or LxLight, whichever you see. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Wish by FluffDucklings reviews
Near gives Mello something for his 15th birthday. Find out what it is inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bed Ridden by Paranoid Escapism reviews
Near didn't like being sick. But he'd quietly accept it of Matt came to visit him everyday, like this. [Matt X Near]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Matt, Near - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Bug reviews
Matt smiled and greeted me with a hug when I met him at the airport, but when we got in the car and I started it up...He became silent and distant... Mello thinks it is angst but I assure you it is completely humor. Rated T, for Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete