Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Zombieland, Naruto, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.
Team Twelve: 2/20
Long Nights: 1/1 COMPLETED
New Beginings: 1/1 COMPLETED
2010 28 July
I have recieved questions on when I would up-date and so forth, so I decided to answer the questions here.
I am both a full time college student and hold a part/full time job so I rarely have time for writing and such things, I do however use the time between classes to crank-out a paragraph or two when I can and on the buss home (I have perfected the art of buss-typing!) but it takes awhile for the stories/chapters to be fully finished and ready for editing, so I might up-date four stories in one or I could only up-date once a month depending on the time I currently have to spare.
I just ask that everyone be patient while I sort things out so the stories makes senses as half the time it's three in the morning after a five-day studying binge and dropped fifty-quid on coffee - so I will be jittery and might not makes sense. Speaking of not making sense...All of my stories are in fact not finished and I only have a rough estimate on how long or how they will even turn out - but it could do a one-sixy easy enough too. I will also say sorry if there is a term or two that you (My readers) do not understand, my room-mate's family on her mothers side is Brittish so she picked up the accent, our friends across the hall are Jersey and South-South (Deep in the south) so I pick up on their odd terms that make no sense at all.
I am also a Lingistics minor so when ever I hang around them for long periods of time more then an hour or so I pick up the accents by ear alone (I almost have a pure-Brittish accent from being around Lorna - roommate - so much. So sorry if there isn't anything you understand, half the time I don't know what the terms mean unless they tell me. I'll up-date sooner or later so just be patient as sense I take so long in up-dating I try and make the chapters longer then just a few paragraphs.
2010 3 August
I have pulled Colony Atlantis, my Stargate Atlantis story, because I feel like it could have been better written overall and I have stalled out on the fourth chapter saddly enough. Until i get get my grove back with that it's going back into the melting out until further notice. Thanks and I'm really, really sorry about this, PT.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
Fine... Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional...
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-- As is Ronon and Teal'c
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--I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.--
--Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.--
--Do NOT blow up the evil-ending-world-weapon-machine-thingy. Please.--
--T'hy'la: Friend, Brother, Lover. Spirk so happened.--
--I have multiple-personality-disorder, none of them like you.--
--It's not the voices telling me to kill you.--
--We're all going to hell and I'm driving the bus!--
--I have had only one pot of coffee. So unless you want me to blow up the world, go away.--
--Do NOT disturb. I'm already disturbed enough already.--