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Joined 03-10-10, id: 2284654, Profile Updated: 08-09-15
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

"Nevermore"

I went for the incredibly vague mysterious quote so you're left wondering about me. Bwahaha.

About me:

I'm incredibly sarcastic. Bitingly, wickedly, unrepentedly. I've been called: sassy, witty, bratty, snappy, sarcastic, snarky, bitchy, smart mouthed. It's literally my best and worth quality. It might translate into my writing, oops.

I'm a professional learner. I love to learn, to know things, to gain more information. I could happily attend school for the rest of my life, Google obscure things, and read for hours on end. I LOVE to read. Anything, I'll devour a manual if I'm desperate, any genre, even other languages I can barely understand. Most professional writers have said that the best thing you can do to be a better writer is to read, so I do.

I'm a Special Ed Teacher. I ADORE children. Everything about them, their simple understanding of the world, their inquisitive eyes, even their tears because they haven't learned to fake or taint their emotions. They're whole, uncomplicated, and dang cute. I love helping them learn, and in regards to Special Ed, I adore helping those that need that extra bit of love, and all the more determination.

I argue things to the death, with snarking replies, and arrogant answers because I truly believe I know everything or know best. I'm a snarker, a sasser, a brat. But I'm totally loveable.

On another note, I'm incredibly humble.

Thank you ahead of time for reading my stories. It's nerve wrecking putting a piece of yourself out there, and you've all created this environment where I can do it and feel incredibly proud of what I've managed to create.

On another note: I am in the market for images or banners for my stories. I have ones now, but they're not personalized or fitting to the story. I don't have Photoshop skills of any kind, nor the eye for that sort of thing.

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Between Goals by tiffanyanne3 reviews
He's green eyes, messy hair, and a brilliant smile. He's confusing and exasperating. He's just a teammate, the goalie for our recreational soccer club, but when it comes to our flirtation, he plays forward. I didn't particularly like Edward Cullen the first couple of times I met him. But now? I want him. This is what happens between goals. BxE, rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7h - Published: 6/23 - [Bella, Edward]
Daughter of War by TheStarBucksQueen reviews
Eclipse: "Darlin, you have to pull through this. You can't leave me after everything." Jasper said looking down at my pale form with unshed tears in his eyes. "We promised nothing would pull us apart again." "We did, didn't we?" I asked with a weak smile. "Yes, you have to live become Mrs. Filomena Carter Whitlock. My beautiful wife." Jasper said. (Twilight/New Moon-FINISHED-)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,891 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 7/10 - Jasper, OC
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,928 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward
I Do Maybe by twilightladies reviews
Swan's White Weddings is the love of Bella's life, consuming her days and nights, but she wouldn't have it any other way. After securing Chicago's wedding of the year for Tanya Turner, the elite socialite daughter of Turner Industries' CEO, Bella thinks all her hard work has finally paid off. It's just a shame she's already well-acquainted with the groom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,934 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 6/14 - Bella, Edward
If This, Then by Bled Dry reviews
If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing: timing. But timing is a bitch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/10
Between Friends by mamasutra reviews
Bella Swan has always played it safe ever since making a fool out of herself after making a move on her best friend, Edward Cullen. It was that night that landed her in the friendzone for the last five years with the one guy she had always wanted. Bella's uncomfortable safety will be put to the test in the form of a bet that could cost her heart or him when the winner takes all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,424 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 1/5
Vicious by illarione reviews
She was kidnapped to be given to the most dangerous killing machine in the world as an additional reward of his successful mission.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,365 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Freedom in the Balance by WordsAreTrulyBeautiful reviews
Arabella travels to World's End to retrieve Jack from Davy Jones Locker. She, however, isn't the only one who needs the pirate captain back. The world needs him too as Lord Cutler Beckett has control of the seas, threatening to obliterate piracy. What starts as a rescue mission turns into the final fight for freedom as they know it. SEQUEL TO RACING FOR FREEDOM
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/25 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC
Alaska by Anton M reviews
For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 92,641 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Colour Spectrum by Blueberry and Blacktooth reviews
The word 'Unique' is just a kind way of saying 'weird'. If you were to ask the residents of Forks about that one girl with eyes like the Moon and hair like the Midnight Sky, who floated dreamily instead of walked like a normal -sane- person, and who looked through you instead of AT you, well, they'd call her 'unique'. But what they really meant was that she's Batshit Crazy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,576 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/28 - [Edward, OC]
Jilted by vampiregirl93 reviews
Jail time, first loves, bittersweet moments and kisses through the phone. She waits for his call because she's jilted, her heart still sings for the boy who only ever smiled for her. He committed crimes and she told lies. She loves him on accident, and he loves her forever. They didn't choose their secrets, they were born into this. AH-AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/3 - [Bella, Edward]
Bandits by xfrancisx reviews
"We don't need nobody, baby. You and me, against the world. We can run forever Bella." Two teens on the run. When they meet its seemingly hate at first sight, but being dragged around a continent against your will with a highly attractive bad boy can change feelings dramatically. Crime, lust and trouble begins. Oh boy, will there be trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/6 - Bella, Edward
Through a glass, darkly by middlewife reviews
AH/AU. Bella Swan thought being invisible would protect her from the eyes of the world. Instead, it made her an enticing target for a sadistic predator. Can Officer Edward Cullen and his partner protect Bella from her unknown and persistent assailant?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 137,426 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judgement by Absolutely Cullen reviews
Edward Cullen and Emmett Swan are on the trail of a serial killer that is stalking the residents of Washington State. He's already claimed three victims. Will they be able to catch him in time before he claims his next, their beloved Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 174,580 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
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The Selection reviews
In order to save her family Bella submits to The Selection, a spectacle for girls to see if they're the mate to the Prince, Edward. She's surprised to find herself a pawn in political games, and an unlikely receiver of the Prince's affections. If only she can manage not to piss the Volturi. Elements of Kierra Cass' The Selection.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/22
Are You My Mother? reviews
Bella owns a bakery, and is content to be alone. Edward is involved in less than legal activities, but lives for his son. Anthony just wanted a treat. The three grow closer, but Edward's world encroaches on their happiness, and suddenly things are... dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,142 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 7/22 - Bella, Edward
Thirty Three Minutes reviews
It took thirty three minutes for help to come. Thirty three minutes for that monster and his redheaded partner to completely obliterate her and her family. Now she's going back home with her brother Emmett, her Dad, and reuniting with her childhood friends as she heals. Recovering takes it's time, but it's harder when she knows the people responsible escaped police custody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/6