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Author has written 9 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Seussical, Outsiders, Misc. Books, and Dr. Seuss series.
"How ya doin'? Hello!
All: She'll be your host and emcee
Me: I'll pop up here and there
All+Me: And you never know where
Me: Take a tip from the Cat
Think right over the brink!
Unfortantly, my name isn't Dr. Seuss... it's Em Cabot! And I'm not the Cat in the Hat... yet.
No, that was a part of the song "Oh The Thinks You Can Think" from the play Seussical! And, while you're still thinking about that, Think about me? ... don't know much huh? Well, I've conviently provided you with some random facts about me below! You're welcome!
Fave Movie: Beauty and the Beast and Newsies
Fave Characters: Lumiere and Babette (BatB) Spot and Mush (Newsies)
Fave Musical: Seussical: The Musical
Fave Character from that Musical: CAT IN THE HAT!!! (striped hat on 6 foot tall cats FTW!)
Astrological (wow, I can't believe i spelled that right!) sign: Rat/Libra (INANIMATE OBJECTS RULE!!)
Pets: Dog named Piper. SO cute!
That's it on facts! But, don't worry... a WHOLE lot more randomness!
STORY PROGRESS (read, this is important)
The Enchantment: Discontinued until further notice. I'm REALLY sorry to all the fans of it out there... all 9 of you. But, I've got other stuff going on in my life, and that story is harder to write now that that play is done with, and the two people who played Lumi and Babs both left MMW (Nick moved to Georgia, Claire moved to high school). So I can't ask them about the story, and what they think I should do. Honestly, I don't want to go back to that story... but people are starting to discover it, and are encouraging me to write more. Guys, all I can say is, that I'll try. I'll try as hard as I can.
A Troubled Intern's Past: In Progress. This is one story that I AM working on. For a while, I didn't have anywhere to go with it, but after talking to some professionals, I'm geared up and ready again! Second half of fifth chapter will be coming soon
Seussical Bloopers: In Progress. This will most likely be updated the most often, since it's easy and fun to write for. Any blooper ideas would be appreciated for this!
I will NOT be updating anything this week! My school's musical is opening on Thursday, and I need to concentrate on that. Therefore, I will not even think about updating until after Saturday. I'd like to thank ALL my readers with their patience with my lack of updates. If you have any questions about the story, then go ahead and send me a message.
SEUSSICAL BLOOPER SPECIAL SECTION!!!
Now, there have been a LOT of people that have helped and provided me with bloopers, and this is a special section to honor them all! Although I do come up with a bulk of them, it's only fair to give credit where credit is due. So, here it goes. In chronological order, the providers of my bloopers... not including me.
1. MMW's production of Seussical Jr.
2. Maren (my absolute best friend, who unfortantly, doesn't have a FF.net profile)
3. SoftlySpokenHeart (while she didn't actually send in a blooper, I got the idea of the elephant bird blooper in Chapter 2 from her story, Oh the Letters You Can Write.)
4. GHS Seussical (I absolutly love this version of Seussical! It's probably one of the best executed, best quality, funniest Seussical on YouTube. The one blooper that I got from them was in the comment section of their video 'The Military'. If you wanta find out which one it was, go check out the video! And if anyone from that version is reading this, I'm a HUGE fan!)
5. PerfectStorm (Again, has never left a review, but we go to the same school, and while I was typing the third chapter, she looked over my shoulder, demanded to read the first two, and the rest is history. She's one of my best friends, and helps me a lot when it comes to remembering bloopers.)
6. sunshinebookworm101 THE first person to EVER give me bloopers from reviews, she has the special #6 spot on this list! *confetti* I don't know if she still reads Seussical Bloopers anymore, but I hope she hasn't stopped. Special thanks to her!)
7. Stacy (Another reviewer with no FF.net account! So far, I think she's given me the most bloopers, with a grand total of 2! ... wow, is that really it? *goes back and looks* Yes, it is! STILL! She's the #1 review blooper giver... person... thing... GO STACY!)
8. A Bird Girl Who Is Unnamed (First off, this person's blooper never made it into the chapter because... well, it was a little... adult, for Seussical. [Damn you perverted middle schoolers, not able to come up with clean humor! I'm serious, they did things to Solla Sollew that I don't even want to MENTION!] STILL! I love ya Emma/Bird Girl! [And you WERE named! You were Magenta LaBird!])
9. katrina (first time blooper leaver, and I was laughing the moment I read it. HILAROUS, and will be appearing in chapter 8)
10. WildImaginationGirl21 (another first time blooper leaver that made me laugh! She also pointed out a really obvious one that I had been planning to do for a LONG time! Thanks for that!)
And those are my Top Ten Influences! Thanks ya'll! I would have NEVER been able to get this far in the story without you! Please note that half this list were reviewers, which shows how important you guys are! Thank you SO much!
Okay, now here are some links to explain what on earth I'm talking about when I make references to my own show.
I mentioned the Whos costume, and I had JoJo be the model. Well, here are all the Whos in their silly little costumes!
Here's the makeup, demonstrated on 3 Pink Whos.
And here's our JoJo, that sweet little girl... yeah, she was played by a girl.
now for some copy and paste things!! here are the rules: if any of these things define u, copy and paste them into your profile. LETS GET STARTED!!
- I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile.
This is defentally me!! Why would I waste my virginity on a worthless "man" who doesn't love me??
- I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~Uh, yeah. This is me. And (unfourtuntaly) truth be told, I've never had a boyfriend. (dunh dunh DUNH!!!)
- I'm not afraid to speak out in front of people in fear of making a mistake or sounding stupid. If you're this way too paste this to your profile.
~i am like this with all people. but, i wasn't born like it. when i was 11, i went to a public speaking camp(also first sleepaway camp) and i knew NO ONE! now im going back for the third time and i love it!! i now can speak my mind without sounding like a fool!! (to me anyway!)
- If you love acting, drama, theatre, or movies in general, paste this to your profile.
~i am a theaterholic!! i love everything about it!! The fact that you can go on stage, and make a fool out of yourself ON PURPOSE!!! Also, when you're done performing... there's that one feeling... the one feeling that's like, "Oh my gosh. This is awesome!" I have the time of my life when I'm onstage and with my friends. And, if anyone has expiranced this feeling, copy and paste this into your profile... JK, but leave me a comment, or PM me. I'd love to hear about your expirences!
- If music is your passion or one of your passions, paste this to your profile.
~"I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not-" ... what? It's a good song!
- If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
~ does anyone want to guess?? That's right, its Beauty and the Beast!!(the movie) its so weird... yeah, don't mind this... But, that trait has kind of cooled. Don't get me wrong, I still LOVE the movie and continue to write about it, but now my life is surrounding SUMMERTIME!!! (Awww... jk, it's back to school time now. :( School fails) Also, my friend Maren and I were part of this play in Drama Club called The Bloody Radio Murders and it was REALLY fun, so now I'm kind of half and half. Oh well! I have to say, my favorite quote from BRM is... "Isn't eating people illigal?" "Not in Arkansas!" Either that or... "Oh Yeah!" For anyone who gets what that means, leave a comment. (THAT MEANS YOU MAREN!!!) Ok, keep on reading!
- Life is _. (Fill in the blank)
~ so easy, i made up my own motto and it starts like that! Life is like a stage, sometimes you got to stick to the script, other times, you gotta improvise! made it up first day of middle school, life has been SOOOOOOOO much better since!!
- If you think that Disney is the best entertaiment in the whole world, copy and paste this into your profile!
~ Uh, DUH! What part of the happiest place on earth do you not understand? Ok, that has almost nothing to do with this, but Disney is AWESOME! Oh, come on! You have to agree with me! When I have kids, I will make sure that they watch Old Disney, cause, honastaly, the Disney stuff that they are showing now sucks! ex. DISNEY CHANNEL! If you don't believe me, just think of the shows that we watch now! I mean, Hannah Montanna? Really? That is a horrible show! Have you ever heard of Newsies? (I've only been talking about it this entire profile) That was a Disney movie made in 1992. It was directed by Kenny Ortega. That's right, the same Kenny Ortega who directed all three HSM's. That shows you how downhill that Disney has gone. Watch it. Newsies I mean. Then, compare that to HSM. You'll se a HUGE difference! Ok, moving on.
- If you have a song that every time you hear, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, you stop and just listen. Do nothing else, just listen and think, then copy and paste this into your profile and tell me that I'm not the only one!
~ Ahhh! I love when this happens. Its so fun! When I hear the opening chords and hear his voice... *sigh* I just freeze and melt into the song. Any guesses? Leave a comment and guess! Oooo! Its on right now... =) *sigh*
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're uncoordinated and proud of it, paste this into your profile!
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was cool until I met those losers called my friends.
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
A day without sunshine is...night.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE.
Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls.
If you think that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, then copy and paste this into your profile.
“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”
A friend is a person that knows u very well….. and likes u anyways.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message.
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like a chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
if you have ever caught yourself humming the song you hate beyond all reason copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this onto your profile if you are adicted to your computer and wonder how people got along without them back in the 1950s, you know the stone age-
Copy bunny so he can achieve world domination.
If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with cartoons or cartoon people/animals, copy and paste this to your profile.
Do I even need to say it?
If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are really random put this on your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.
If you grew up reading those wonderful books written by Theodore Geisel, otherwise known as Dr. Seuss, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever wondered what happened to the good music of the 80's, and why it is replaced with Justin Bieber and the Black Eyed Peas, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you love Seussical the Musical and will love it for a long time to come, paste this on your profile~
that ends the copy and pastes!
Ok, sad part over now. To finish off this review (lol, silly Em, this isn't a review...) , I will do a series of quotes, funny things, flubs etc. from my drama club play, Bloody Radio Murders. Its a magical comady about crime, murder, bloodshead, and violance. Plus it has a cannabal! Enjoy!!! (This is a 1930's murder mystery by the way)
Singers: IF YOU WANT TO SPIFF UP YOUR DUDS, WASH EM' ONCE A WEEK WITH SUDS, SUDS SUDS SUDS SUDSY SUDS!
Announcer: Stupid interns, you don't pay em' nothin' and that's what you get for your trouble's: nothin'!
Intern: I don't know sir, you'll have to ask him, and I wouldn't if I was you. He's in an awful mood. Well, maybe not awful, but excitable, tense, anxious, on the edge, finger-nail biting, Wacky Mc Wack!
Caramia DiViolio: Caramia DiViolio waits for no man, be that man a man or women!
Al Keruger: Ain't got no beans sir, all I know is that this is what Mr. Trenchmouth wants!
Intern: The Gangster Dancers are here
Announcer: What are you slap-happy tap types doing here?
Nikita: Blintzes. I am from deleccetessin around the corner. Says here on slip, Ordered by Mr. Trenchmouth.
Shantly Trenchmouth: For tonight's broadcast shall be my final one.
(Warning, this next part never accually happened)
While everyone is taking in the news, the radio station employes slip off into the reception room and PARTY!!!
(We now return to your regurally scedualled profile)
And Trenchmouth is dead. he has a knife sticking out of his back, a noose around his neck, a bullet hole in his forehead, and his eyes are wide opened.
Intern: He's dead! Mr. Trenchmouth has been murdered!
Ok, WAY to tired to continue. Part 2 will come soon!
If you are any of the above things (especially the last one) then I think you'll enjoy the link! But do me a favor and get through the rest of the profile! Please and thank you!
OTHER PLACES I AM BESIDES HERE!
That's about it!
Well, I guess that's it... I have nothing else to say... which is really an amazing feat, cause I always have something to say! Well, to end, I'd like to close with a random saying that I made up.
"Fake friends stab you in the back. Real friends stab you in the front. BEST friends, however, kill you slowly, in your sleep, with a smile on their face." ~Em/Elsie/Rachel
Well, until next time!
PEACE OUT YOU FUNKY 20's LOVERS!!!
... how'd that get in there...?