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Joined 03-10-10, id: 2284708, Profile Updated: 02-17-14
Author has written 42 stories for Lord of the Rings, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Good Son, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, CSI: Miami, Degrassi, Hunger Games, and Keith.

All of my multi-chap fanfics have been discontinued. Done writing fanfiction. I have lost interest and plus I have had some personal issues that have led me to stop writing/posting. May read on occasion. PM is still open for anyone who wants to stay in contact.


Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/TurboWiz70?feature=watch


YouTube videos about what happened in "If We Hold On Together" to come soon. Videos about endings of "Love Is Pain" and "You'll Be In My Heart" may come later.

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Shooting Stars and Midnight Kisses by huffletodapuffle reviews
Determined to make it the best summer ever, Clare and Eli make a summer bucket list. Follow them on their adventures as they have a blast, get into crazy situations and fall deeper and deeper in love. Pure EClare summertime fluff.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Love's Shelter An Eclare fanfic by NaomilovesiCarly reviews
An Eclare fanfiction - Everything about Eli Goldsworthy's and Clare Edwards' life is about to change radically when Eli tells his love that he's in great danger and needs to flee... Will their love be strong enough to overcome this situation? Rated T for language etc.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Eli G., Clare E.
Scars and Secrets by Eclarexoxo reviews
Maya is still feeling guilty about her kiss with Zig while Cam is still depressed and using cutting as a method to heal his pain. It's their scars that will hold their secrets.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Campbell S., Maya M.
Guess What? by HPPJOandHG4ever reviews
I'm going in the lives of the Golden Trio and telling them a bit of their lives. Couldn't figure out genres.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012
The Poems of EClare by MelodyOfSong526 reviews
Drabbles of Degrassi's most-loved couple. Tales of romance, depression, heartbreak, happiness, etc. all fit into a series of poems.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eli G., Clare E.
Pretty Things by thecoffeeaddict reviews
One-shots about Eli and Clare. Fluffy as fluff can be. I'll be updating as often as I can. I think you will really enjoy this! Warning: I curse in my writing, but I'm not witty enough to write about sex.
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Clare E., Eli G.
FaceRange: It Just Got Real by ramen-is-my-drug reviews
When Adam Torres, Clare Edwards, and Eli Goldsworthy make their relationships FaceRange official, they are up for more than what they bargained for. This will be written in the same format as a relationship status, with likes and comments, on Facebook.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Adam T., Eli G.
The One by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
"You were always, and will always, be the one." Clare and Eli's first time...NOT smut, far from it. Hope you enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Housecall by Bumblebee93 reviews
Eli has the flu, What happens when a very special doctor comes to visit? EClare Fluff
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Eli G., Clare E.
My Angel Of Music by Anonymously Different reviews
Clare Diane Edwards was lost after her father's death.He trained her voice which was like an angel's voice.What does she do now after she is left all alone? Who was this angel of music her father left to guard her life?first fan-fic.i'm super nervous
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Eli G., Clare E.
Come In With The Rain by IHeartSprinkles reviews
When you find true love, there's no way to deny it. This is the story of how Eli and Clare find love and the challenges they face along the way.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Misbehaving by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
"I dare you to not want to kiss me right now." Eclare!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Autumn Swan by Lord Akiyama reviews
This version of the story has been aborted. It has been rebooted as "The Autumn Swan."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 309,519 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets by NickieInfinity reviews
Secrets are a normal part of life, but sometimes they just keep you from living it. Eclare/slight AU
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
You Can't love Someone You Don't Trust (Completed) by MikaylaYardley reviews
clare has a hard time trusting eli, how far will she go to proove thats he's unfaithful. will it cost them their relationship? will it cost clare her life? read to find out. i might rate it M for later chapters
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Love Always Remains by ohsweetstupidity reviews
Clare thought they could never be torn apart. She was sadly mistaken. "Everytime I see him all calm, cool, and collected, I loose my breath, my heart races out of my chest and I am painfully aware that I am not over him, but he's over me." EClare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Somehow, Somewhere by oceansong reviews
Post DH. They defied fate once, but now fate has thrown them back together once more. Will they defy it again? Or will they give in at last in spite of he being already married and her vowing never to love again? HarryCho.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Cho C.
An Eclare Christmas by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
Eli promises to make this Clare's best Christmas ever, and he says she'll LOVE her gift. That gets Clare thinking, what will she give Eli? And then she thinks of something, something VERY special indeed. RATING WILL CHANGE!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Butterflies by munrochambers4ever reviews
Eli experiences a different kind of butterflies as Clare's stomach grows...with his child. Tons of Fluff : T just in case. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Ariel C. Rilmonn reviews
When Eli sneaks over to Clare's on Christmas Eve, will she turn him away? Not likely. A little Holiday cheer for all the Eli/Clare lovers out there! R&R Happy Holidays!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Elfwyn by brit02 reviews
Takes place at the end of 'The Two Towers', before the battle at Helms Deep. Evelyn disguised herself as a boy to fight for her people, but what she finds is a love that she never bargained for. Legolas/OC, continues into 'The Return Of The King'. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Legolas - Complete
My World by Silver-Squirrel reviews
A blind teenage girl and her unusual abilities fall unknowingly into Lord Of The Rings. What will happen? Will she become a member of the Fellowship? Or is another adventure awaiting her? Read and find out :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010
Love Forever, Cho by The Writer0214 reviews
My first Harry Potter fanfic! Please read and review! This is AU. And it's depressing. Heartbreak. Suicide. Cho feels guilty for betraying the DA--and in her heart--Harry. Song fic. Everytime by Britney Spears. Bring the tissues if you decide to read this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
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If We Hold On Together reviews
Eli and Clare have been dating for nine months. Now they have to go through the ups and downs of life. Passion, love, anger, friendship, fate, heartache, and everything in between. HUGE EClare with drama! Discontinued
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 145 - Words: 670,344 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Faith reviews
Collaboration with eclarefanxxx. The morning after Eli's graduation, Clare realizes that he's really leaving for NYU soon . . . and she does not not want to let him go. ECLARE! Intense make-out session included. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Could Get Used to This reviews
Clare is sick and Eli is at NYU. Does that stop him from giving her all the love and comfort she needs? Nope. One-shot. EClare. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Thoughts of You reviews
Adam's leaving for the Vegas wedding, but he'll be leaving Becky for a while. But she should not worry . . . he's always thinking of her. Poem. One-shot. BECKADAM. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Adam T., Becky B. - Complete
Natalie's Sonnet reviews
In a single sonnet, Keith says goodbye to Natalie and asks for her to only remember the good times when she thinks of him. Poem written by Keith. Read, review, enjoy!
Keith - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
Paying Tribute reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Luna pays tribute to a boy she barely knew. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Luna L., Colin C. - Complete
Our Love for Each Other reviews
He is my heart, the love that is everlasting. I need him more than air, I would give him everything. Eli is graduating and Clare decides to give him something that is important to her. EClare. Poem. Clare's POV. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
New York Bound reviews
I believe love comes and goes, but true love will survive through it all . . . including my calling to NYU. Poem. EClare. Eli's POV. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Torres and DeSousa reviews
An acrostic poem about Drianca's relationship so far. Poem. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Drew, Bianca - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart reviews
Eli has become a single father due to tragedy and he and his daughter are slowly getting stronger, but they are still broken inside. Will a new person entering their lives make them stronger or will it destroy what they have left? Discontinued.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Their Mockingjay reviews
The people of Panem are desperate for hope and they find it in Katniss Everdeen . . . their mockingjay. Poem. Read, review, enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
This Is Home reviews
Throughout his first few months at Degrassi, Campbell Saunders goes through so much until he can finally call Degrassi home. Poem. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Campbell S. - Complete
Love Is Pain reviews
When a happy couple tries to help a lonely friend, so many things could go right, yet so many things can go wrong. What if they end up harming those around them as well as themselves? A Fimogen fic that includes EClare drama. Discontinued.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Fiona C., Imogen M.
The Philosopher's Stone reviews
We all know what Harry Potter's first year of Hogwarts was like, but how was it from some other students? A rewrite of Rowling's work with a lot of changes, twists, and turns. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012
All In reviews
It's a stormy night and Clare is afraid of a lot more than the storm. EClare. Fluff and hurt/comfort. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
In My Daughter's Eyes reviews
Sequel to "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing". Eli is learning to cope with the fact that his five-year-old daughter is writing a valentine to a friend . . . who is a boy. How can he handle his little girl growing up so fast? One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
I'm Holding On reviews
Our dreams are gone all because of that night. I awoke in a hospital, my husband holding my hand to tell me the worst news I could imagine. I'm carrying pain, guilt, and despair and he is there with me to help whenever I need him. One-Shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Day That Saved Us reviews
After pains, struggles, and a decade of separation, they meet again. One-Shot. Post-Frostival. Eli's point of view. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
I am giving Eli the best Christmas gift he could ever ask for . . . I just hope he likes it. EClare. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Some Hearts reviews
What happens when a pregnant Clare Goldsworthy confronts her husband about his lack of affection? ECLARE! One-shot! Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Gone Away reviews
Eli and Clare are married. She's eight months pregnant and they are ready for life to fall into place. One phone call turns their plans upside down. One-Shot. Includes character death. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Can't Move On reviews
A story of burying the hatchet and rediscovering what was lost. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing reviews
A family of three. A terror so heartbreaking. Three simple words that can change all doubts and fears. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
My Choice reviews
Ellie puts her feelings in a poem. Post "Whisper to a Scream". Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ellie N. - Complete
Going On To Yale reviews
A parody about the love that Declan and Holly J share even after they break up. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Declan C., Holly J. S. - Complete
Teardrops on My Cello reviews
Parody about the Zig/Tori/Maya love triangle from Maya's point of view. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Maya M., Zig N. - Complete
Don't Stop the Shipping reviews
A parody about two ships getting together and staying that way forever! FIMOGEN! ECLARE! Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Complete
Our Road to Forever reviews
A poem about how Eli and Clare can go through everything and anything and still end up together. ECLARE! Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
You, You, You reviews
A poem about the end and knowing when to start over through Eli's eyes. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Eli G. - Complete
First Love reviews
A poem about Clare's final thoughts and feelings to Eli after they decide to go their separate ways. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parodies reviews
A mixture of parodies I've written for the Harry Potter series. Read, review, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010
Speak Now reviews
Clare has realized what she has lost and is now determined to let him know how she feels . . . in the middle of his wedding. One-Shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
That's the Way It Is reviews
I begin to think about Clare and me and how she's now dating Jake as we drive back from the Martin's cabin. After reaching a conclusion about Clare and Jake's relationship, I have something to say to him. Not for Clare/Jake fans. One-shot. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Lord of the Parodies reviews
Parodies of Lord of the Rings characters and their adventures. Read, review, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010
My Immortal reviews
Summary inside. Basically what I want to happen after I saw the new promo for Degrassi: Now or Never. Read, review, enjoy!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
CSI: Parodies reviews
For those who love parodies and CSI: Miami, this is definetly something to check out. More will be added over time. No particular order, so feel free to skip around! Read, review, enjoy!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010
The Ultimate Twilight Debate: Miami Style reviews
The title says it all. For Twihearts and Twihaters! Read, review, enjoy!
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ryan W. - Complete
In the End reviews
A poem of the characters of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Read, review, enjoy!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Dumbledore's Gay Quatrain reviews
A quatrain about Dumbledore being gay. Not really orginal, but still pretty funny! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
What Happened to Henry? reviews
A poem of Henry and his evilness. Read, review, enjoy!
Good Son - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Oh Baudelaires reviews
Just a short poem about the lives of the Baudelaires. Read, review, enjoy!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
The 7 Things Frodo Hates About the Ring reviews
A parody about Frodo's mixed feelings about the Ring. Read, review, enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Frodo B. - Complete