Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.
Hey! If you're reading this you probably have absolutely no life! Congratulations, neither do I! So anyway here's some random stuff about me that you probably don't care about:
Favorite color: Green
Favorite Animal: Horse
Favorite book: Too many to decide!!!!
Favorite movie: Probably Soul Surfer
Favorite TV show: Mentalist, Castle, and Pit Bulls and Parolees
I think that about sums me up! That's really all you need to know about me so if you wanna know more about me you're creepy and probably a stalker! Anyway, have a wonderful day! :)
Okay so... I just randomly had some story ideas and I am not sure if I will ever get around to posting them so I decided that I would just post them here. Also, if you really like the story idea feel free to send me a message asking me to write it. Thanks again!
Mentalist and Maximum Ride crossover- Babies have been going missing for years but no one can figure out where they have gone. When Jane finds out about the mysterious dissappearances, he convinces Lisben to help investigate. They go on an adventure that leads them to a whole new race.
Random but awesome animated pics- to see more go to www.heathersanimations.com -
Marrige changed everything chapter 4 photos-
Random things I copied from other profiles-
For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.
Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again.
Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh.
Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends.
Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad.
Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason.
Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other.
Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left!
Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello.
Crazy is when you go into Target, ask the lady at the snack counter for diet water, make spy noises whipping through (in your best spy pose of course) the dressing room,
when you hide in the clothing racks saying things like "pick me" or "yes. i will maike you look fat", racing your friends inside baskets with your best friend pushing you, then yelling "Holly is as nutty as squirrell poo!".
Crazy is talking on the phone with your best friend while chatting online with the same friend about a totally random subject.
Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours.
Crazy is spending $200 on 11 books.
Crazy is busting out laughing like a fool at nothing at all on a bus and then five minutes later sobbing uncontrolably and screaming about needing your pills.
Crazy is doing every single thing on the 101 Things to do in Walmart lists with your best friend.
Crazy is having wheelchair races with your mom's coworkers(who are all in their 20s) and winning the race up until the point where you all fall down the stairs that are at the end of the hallway.
Crazy would also be staying after school to waterballon the teachers, and then laughing hysterically even when you're being yelled at.
Crazy is stealing the intercom thingy in Walmart when the woman isn't there, and singing Cristmas carrols into it in July.
I've been there. I've done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. (I did that one time and the people got really mad at me...)
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" (I tried this one too and I got several strange looks)
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" (I have done this one a million times, it is so fun!)
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I did this for a few minutes before I got bored)
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
98% of teenagers have sex, do drugs and/or drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. (Most of this is true except for the 'good young child'... I spend most of my time reading and annoying the heck out of my parents.)