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Let the Damon rambling Begin!!

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile


Damon! Damon!

Damon! Damon! Damon!

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

Smile! XD

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Window by cullen-gal1983 reviews
Bella sees a strange figure outside her bedroom window late one night. Edward is on the hunt. What happens when they meet? AU, OOC, lemons in later chapters with a rather delicious Darkward! My first ever fanfic, please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,319 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Game On Baby by Drizl reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living With Vampires by velja reviews
AU. Elena moves in with the Salvatores. But when Stefan leaves town to deal with family business, things change. Enter a date and a midnight swim and you get Delena fun. But what happens when Stefan comes back with kids as company? ON HIATUS NOW, SORRY.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,924 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Gird Your Loins by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
Bella has her period. Oh god. It sure is going to be a week in the Cullen house. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella
Roadtrip by MydnytAngel reviews
Damon comes to tell Elena goodbye after finding out Katherine is alive. What will she say?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Lady and the Vamp by DangerousVisions reviews
When the Manhattan's Queen B, stumbles into Mystic Falls, she is extremely annoyed....until she meets Damon Salvatore; sexy, rich, and dangerous...exactly for Blair's taste. But Damon has other plans, and will Blair Waldorf be used?
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Blair, Damon S. - Complete
DarkesT HouR reviews
Eighteen Year Old Carly is living a depressing boring life in Alabama until she meets someone who will change her forever. Will Carly trust him enough not to revert back to computer nerd? Will she accept what shes been looking for? Rating mite change
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Damon S.